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		<title>Bloodthirster</title>
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Bloodthirsters&#039;&#039;&#039; are the greater [[daemon]]s of [[Khorne]]. They&#039;re fuckhueg daemons with wings who carry a giant axe into battle that&#039;s capable of hacking platoons of soldiers into mincemeat in a moment&#039;s notice. They are also filled with [[rage]] and generally considered the most dangerous entity in &#039;&#039;[[Warhammer 40,000]]&#039;&#039; that isn&#039;t a god or comparable to an Imperial war titan. Yes, you read that right. In all the [[grimdark]] violence of &#039;&#039;40k&#039;&#039;, a Bloodthirster is the single most dangerous being to walk the galaxy. That is how fucking dangerous these things are. In [[Warhammer Fantasy]] they are somewhat less impressive, as the scale of the game puts Chaos on a much lower pedestal than in 40k. Regardless, a Bloodthirster is still nothing to take lightly. &lt;br /&gt;
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Just to be clear, however, on HOW FUCKING DEADLY bloodthirsters are, Ka&#039;Bandha is a third rank Bloodthirster, which means that he is at least two orders of magnitude beneath the greatest of Khorne&#039;s Bloodthirsters, and only the two most powerful incarnates were able to put up a good fight. And in 40k, number crunching there are 19,173,960 bloodthirsters hanging about in the warp, and one was capable of taking on a Primarch (and Sanguinius, at that). All of them entering the universe at once is game over. On the other hand [[An&#039;ggrath]] is supposed to be a first rank Bloodthirster and lost a duel to a [[Hector Rex|mortal]] with a [[Power Weapon|glowy stick.]]  &lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, a Bloodthirster is the Blood God&#039;s avatar of his rage, it will maim, kill, burn, split open, break the back of their opponent, drink the blood from their hearts, mutilate, anything that would sate their never-ending battle lust and to glorify Khorne. They are capable of killing virtually anything with their massive axe and strength and they are nearly impossible to stop without at least bringing something the size of a [[baneblade]] with similar firepower or the [[Daemonhunters]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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In [[The End Times]], Bloodthirsters underwent a similar treatment to [[Verminlord]]s in that they got split into several varieties; the Bloodthirster of Unfettered Fury (eighth host, the weakest of them all... if you can call WS10, S6, I9 and A6 [+1 for wielding two hand weapons) &#039;&#039;weak&#039;&#039;), the Bloodthirster of Insensate Rage (6th legion, monster-killers, so you&#039;re paying +100pts over the Unfettered Fury for a greatweapon and Heroic Killing Blow) and the Wrath of Khorne (third legion, 550 points by is Stubborn, has Magic Resistance 3, has a S5 Flaming breath weapon, Relentless Hunter [Hatred: Characters, adds +3&amp;quot; to charge if charging a character or unit with a character), and wields the Wrathaxe &amp;amp; Bloodflail combo (+2 Strength in first round, +1 attack in all rounds). &lt;br /&gt;
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Bloodthirsters seem to have inherited the mantle of &amp;quot;that thing that gets beaten up to show how cool a dude is&amp;quot; from the Avatar of Khaine, though that current has always been present to some degree.  As their own lore pumps them up to such high degrees, fluff writers inevitably seek to tear them down to show off how [[Mary Sue|badass]] their characters are.  Leading to many Bloodthirsters getting defeated in often humiliating fashions, like Skarbrand getting cut in half with a single swing from Dante, an Ultramarines Chaplain beating one to the ground with ease in winter assault while dozens of other Bloodthirsters are shot and beaten back into the warp throughout Dawn of War and its expansions, Nagash crushing the throat of another Bloodthirster and choking it to death, Skarbrand getting literally one-shotted by Malekith before Malekith started collecting power ups like candy, Ka&#039;Bandha embarrassing himself against the Sanguinor and getting Bane&#039;d to death by Sanguinius and more. &lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, like all daemons, the power of Bloodthirsters is [[Matt Ward|not consistent]] and restricted based on what is powering them in the physical world.  In addition, unlike the Avatars of Khaine there is a lot more fluff of Bloodthirsters slaughtering armies and killing the populations of entire nations, so they get to show their credentials.  Also, some of those defeats were justified (ie Nagash was an Incarnate and had a giant-sized new body when he fought against Ka&#039;bandha and Malekith had magic and his gigantic dragon steed helping him the fight against Skarbrand). As for 40k, well, the Imperial Guard has a lot of artillery and tanks.   &lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Sisters of Silence]], able to see daemons for what they truly are, have started a charity drive to educate the Inquisition and similar organizations on the soft, helpless side of Bloodthirsters. They hope to contact all Grey Knights and Daemonhunters before the end of the 42nd millennium, in order to prevent the senseless destruction of these endangered creatures by every protagonist in every novel ever written. Every nine seconds a Bloosthirster is punched in half by a Guardsman, and this isn&#039;t &amp;quot;someone else&#039;s problem&amp;quot;. If you don&#039;t act now, how long will it be until a Bloodthirster you know (or [[Heresy|love]]) is slain?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable Bloodthirsters==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[An&#039;ggrath]]: Khorne&#039;s most favored Bloodthirster, created to replace Skarbrand. A Greater Daemon for Apocalypse made to [[rape]] anything that he gets into melee with. But his fluff sucks as three of the four mentions of him in fluff are of him losing to: Lorgar, considered the weakest Primarch (which, it bears mentioning, is still more than enough to slap the shit of high-ranking daemons); an Inquisitor Lord, albeit a badass one ([[Awesome|who called him a slave and told him to beg Khorne for mercy when he next saw him]]), and Calgar, who crushed his head when he clapped his hand, which isn&#039;t discussed as much.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Daemon of Tartarus&#039;&#039;&#039;: A Bloodthirster (or maybe a Daemon Prince, who knows) sealed in the Maledictum artifact by the [[Eldar]] of [[Craftworld]] [[Ulthwé]]. [[Sindri Myr|SSSIIINNNDDDRRRIII Myr]] attempted to use it to achieve [[Daemon Prince]]hood, but was thwarted by [[Gabriel Angelos]], who destroyed the Maledictum and ended up releasing it. Later spent several years working with [[Azariah Kyras]] in trying to destroy Subsector Aurelia in a mass sacrifice to Khorne. Began merging with Kyras on Cyrene, where it was bombarded from orbit by the [[Blood Ravens]]. Or the [[Imperial Guard]]. Or the Eldar of Ulthwe. Look, we&#039;re still not sure who did it, but we know it&#039;s dead. Or at least banished for some centuries (the daemon, not Kyras). Actually, not much is known about him period, he only has one speaking role, during which for a daemon of Khorne, he seems rather calm and polite. For a Daemon of Khorne, he&#039;s also very indirect and extremely manipulative, only once actually engaging in direct battle in the final battle at Cyrene; and even then he was only half of the equation; merged with Kyras as he was. Otherwise, all the blood he spills for Khorne on screen was through the result of manipulating others into spilling blood pointlessly, from the war for Tartarus to the Aurelian Crusades. So he&#039;s the most dangerous possible kind of Khornate, the intelligent kind, one who doesn&#039;t give you a chance to stop his bloodshed because you don&#039;t know he&#039;s behind it until it&#039;s almost too late. And of course, a Khornate who is actually capable of corrupting others, whereas most can at worst kill you and swallow your soul and yaddah yaddah yaddah. Notably referred to as Khorne&#039;s Herald and Messenger, which in feudal hierarchies has always been a high ranking and very posh job with a lot of benefits to it, likely making him a first order Bloodthirster or one of Khorne&#039;s favourite Daemon Princes. Also has a rather unique appearance, his head being a flaming horned skull rather than a cow head, an angry horned person, or a screaming red maw. But of course, what&#039;s more Khornate than a burning skull? If someone could draw a Bloodthirster that&#039;s a flaming skeleton, that&#039;d be awesome.  &lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Ka&#039;bandha]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: The greatest of Khorne&#039;s servants. he who broke [[Sanguinius]]&#039;s legs at Signus Prime. Sanguinius later paid him back during the Siege of Terra (if you don&#039;t count the time he got payback on Signus Prime) by &#039;&#039;breaking Ka&#039;Bandha&#039;s spine over his knee&#039;&#039;. He may or may not be the cause of the Black Rage. Reappeared to troll the [[Blood Angels]] in M41. Actually, every time he goes up against them he embarrasses himself. The [[Sanguinor]] [[awesome|once bodyslammed him from orbit.]] In Warhammer Fantasy, he is the greatest of Khorne&#039;s huntsmen and comes across as possibly the strongest being in the setting who isn&#039;t a god. So powerful in fact, that he took on up to SIX Incarnates at once and still kept going. He even kills Caradryan, incarnate of fire, has the wind of fire unleashed into his flesh, and still keeps going.  The only incarnates who matched him in strength were Nagash, who fought him to a standstill, and Sigmar, who is a literal god so of course he ended up winning that fight. &lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Skarbrand]]&#039;&#039;&#039;: Once the greatest servant of Khorne, until [[Tzeentch]] tricked him into even greater acts of wanton destruction to the point he challenged Khorne himself as he was so angry. Khorne was so pissed that he throttled the emotions out of him, except for rage and threw him so hard that he flew across the [[Warp]] for a straight week thus banishing him for pissing Khorne off. Tzeentch like always, just sat on his throne, conjured up a [[martini]] glass filled with his poison of choice, and muttered: [[Just As Planned]]. Unfortunately, he now kills more in one day than he ever did when Khorne still liked him, so this could be one of the few times Tzeentch played into Khorne&#039;s hands. [[Just As Planned]]. He is thought to be Khorne&#039;s truest servant, since he kills without purpose and can gain no favor. Though he continues to fight for Khorne, it is for nothing since Khorne has no mercy in his heart, and his exile is eternal: None more closely embody the ideal of senseless slaughter for carnage&#039;s own sake.  He now has a very pretty, very expensive model; $200 AUD [$130 USD] for one guy!?  Nagash does more for the game in crunch and lore and he costs less.  Makes you feel sorry for Aussie tabletop fans.  Apparently being in exiled from Khorne-land gives Skary a lot of time to pretty himself up. In Age of Skubmar, Skarbrand continues doing his thing; killing for the sake of killing. Eventually, however, Archaon gets so pissed off with Skarbrand killing his dudes when Khorne unleashes Skarbrand that he basically scolds Khorne with &amp;quot;I can&#039;t win the Realms for Chaos if Skarbrand keeps soloing entire armies&amp;quot;, Khorne, despite not enjoying being told what to do, saw this as the perfect way to punish Skarbrand even MORE. What&#039;s worse than not being able to feel anything other than hate and rage? Not being able to express it. So Khorne makes a thing called Brass Chain to tie up Skarbrand in some mega-fortress in the Realms and for added lulz, gives Archaon the power to unleash/lock up (though does require Gaunt Summoners to do so) Skarbrand. Despite being locked up, Skarbrand regularly kills entire armies. In Balance of Power, he&#039;s thrown by Khorne to capture Alarielle: The Emo Queen, only to be thwarted by Grey Knights, I mean, Lizardmen, I mean Seraphon. Who proceed to kill everything else that came with Skarbrand, until just Skarbrand is left, who then &#039;kills&#039; the entire Slann&#039;s army, at which point the Slann decides not to bother trying to kill Skarbrand and returns him to his jail cell... Without locking him back up. Right when Sigmarines were trying to break in to smash the chain forever with Fire Dorfs to prevent Skarbrand ever being controlled again. They failed to do so, but at least had the consolation prize of Skarbrand destroying the entire garrison before somebody tells Archaon he&#039;s loose. Must be suffering being a bitch Bloodthirster.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Trivia==&lt;br /&gt;
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There is confusion caused by conflicts in the canon over whether An&#039;ggrath or Ka&#039;Bandha is the most powerful/greatest/simply best of Khorne&#039;s Bloodthirsters, as there is proof to support either side. Don&#039;t even get the canon-keepers started on Skarbrand when he had wings. Considering how nutty Chaos actually is, such a confused state of being is hardly unexpected. It could also be GW and Black Library writers just don&#039;t talk to each other and get some common facts straight. This could be actually fixed if the two battled, but Khorne himself will never allow for this no matter how tempting that would be. Thus we&#039;ll never know. &lt;br /&gt;
In Warhammer Fantasy, it was pretty clear who was the strongest. An&#039;ggrath never gets a mention, while Skarbrand is defeated pretty quickly by Malekith (note this happened before he became either the Phoenix King or the Incarnate of Shadow) though Malekith had some help from his dragon. Ka&#039;Bandha, on the other hand, proves to be a nearly unstoppable rapetrain that takes on nearly all the Incarnates (other than Grimgor) over the span of one battle, smashes anyone else and only even expresses pain when the ENTIRE WIND OF AQSHY scorches him with the death of Caradryan.  He is only stalemated by Nagash (admittedly after Tyrion broke Ka&#039;Bandha&#039;s axe), and finally defeated by Sigmar Ascendant. &lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Bloodthirster 1.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bloodthirster 2.jpg|([[Mark Gibbons|MG]])&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bloodthirster 3.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bloodthirster 4.jpg|The &amp;quot;affordable&amp;quot; Bloodthirster model.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bloodthirster 5.jpg|The &amp;quot;good&amp;quot; Bloodthirster model. Outright said to be An&#039;ggrath in the Imperial Armour books. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Bloodthirster.jpg|The new Bloodthirster model, also note this is one of three new flavours.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Azazel</title>
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A forgotten character from [[Warhammer Fantasy]], &#039;&#039;&#039;Azazel&#039;&#039;&#039; was a [[Daemon Prince]] from the Unberogen tribe, the same tribe as [[Sigmar]] himself.  He was rooted out for his [[Chaos]] worship by the God Emperorling himself and fled to the [[Warp Gates|Chaos Wastes]] where he immediately pledged himself to [[Slaanesh]].  After receiving daemonhood, Azazel commands Slaanesh&#039;s forces, and is his top general in times of war. &lt;br /&gt;
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He was granted the same &amp;quot;look upon him and lose your will forever as the brain-blood forever exists within your genitals&amp;quot; power of Slaanesh. Literally no being (other than Slaanesh and maybe Sigmar) is immune to his appearance, which is both the most beautiful thing you will ever see and at the same time is the most horrifying. His shtick is to get you to look at him, where you (be you mortal or Daemon) get on your knees and beg for a taste of his cock.  No, really.  &lt;br /&gt;
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A Questing Knight named Guido de Brionne (poor choice of name on GW&#039;s part) sought to kill Azazel to prove himself to the Lady... only to fall to his knees and pledge undying devotion to Azazel when he actually encountered the demon (who promptly chopped de Brionne&#039;s head off, with the knight offering no resistance, and probably skullfucked it too).  Also a group of Ulric-worshipping knights swore before Ulric&#039;s flame to kill the demon or die trying, only to become the demon&#039;s mind-broken subs, complete with petplay (this not an exaggeration, this is legitimately canon).   &lt;br /&gt;
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His physical traits include:&lt;br /&gt;
*Hair blacker than anything in the [[Warp]] and finer than anything made by the hands of the [[High Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|Elves]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Horns more magnificent than any mortal-grown ivory that crown his face like a portrait.&lt;br /&gt;
*Eyes that project innocence no being has ever known while also being as cruel as those of a shark.&lt;br /&gt;
*Perfectly white and delicate skin, to the point of almost non-existence.&lt;br /&gt;
*Perfectly proportioned limbs and features (one of which may be a horsecock). &lt;br /&gt;
*Wings whiter than his skin (somehow).&lt;br /&gt;
*Clothes made of silk finer than-aw, fuck it. It&#039;s better than you have, leave it at that. &lt;br /&gt;
*Bling, the kind so expensive they don&#039;t exist in real life.&lt;br /&gt;
*A magic sword that shifts form to match his graceful movements and yadda yadda, it&#039;s a fucking Hand Weapon, but it ignores armor saves. &lt;br /&gt;
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Like [[Amon &#039;Chakai]], he was just the same as his master and thus was completely pointless in the fluff and likely dropped to give Slaanesh more screentime. He was shown as a mortal character named Gerreon in the Sigmar Heldenhammer novel trilogy who betrayed Sigmar to serve Slaanesh, also killing his own sister (who was betrothed to Sigmar at the time).  Also, he did get to appear and talk smack with his old enemy Sigmar in the novel for [[The End Times]]: [[Archaon]], but he was promptly killed.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Trazyn the Infinite</title>
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[[File:Trazyn.jpg|300px|right|thumb|He&#039;s come to steal your shit! (Probably literally, if it&#039;s rare enough) And if you&#039;re (un)lucky, he might even steal you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I welcome all... to a place in my carefully curated collection!|The kleptomaniac himself, presenting the Necron faction in Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Trazyn the Infinite&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollzyn the [[Tarpit]] Breaker&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Trazyn the Grave Robber&#039;&#039;&#039;, or Possibly Trazyn the shiny Stealer, is the best [[Necron]] Overlord/Phaeron (while &#039;&#039;technically&#039;&#039; his title is Overlord, he has his own Overlord subordinates and rule his own little empire like Phaeron). Basically what you&#039;ll get if you combined Doctor Doom, a [[Tomb King]], a [[Blood Ravens|Bloody Magpie]] and the Terminator, with a hint of Captain Jack Sparrow.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trazyn the Infinite, ruler of the [[Tomb World]] named Solemence (which happens to be a Dyson Sphere powered by a [[C&#039;tan]]), is a self-proclaimed preserver of histories, artifacts and events. In his possession are technologies and relics that are so valuable as to be priceless. Amongst his collection are the fabled wraithbone choir of Altansar, one of the preserved head of [[Sebastian Thor]], the ossified husk of an Enslaver and a suit of baroque power armour, complete with the Custodes who was still wearing it. This means that he is one of only two entities in this or any other universe that rivals the stealing power of the [[Blood Ravens]] (the other being the Deffskullz.) In such a dangerous galaxy, Trazyn is loath to go out and explore it himself, but with so many exquisite artifacts to see and catalogue, he cannot afford to miss out. As a result he will send out substitutes of himself to do his dirty work. On the battlefield this can become increasingly irritating, as killing what appears to be Trazyn may simply be a [[Lychguard]] or a Necron Lord. Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, the real Trazyn is busy smashing his way through his foes to get his metal hands on his latest acquisition. &lt;br /&gt;
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(That&#039;s how the fluff handles it; the crunch rules imply that he simply takes over the body of another Lord, Lychguard, or [[Cryptek]]. He was there; you killed him; he just ran like the troll he is. [[Butthurt|Oh, and you didn&#039;t]] [[Alpha Legion|get Slay The Warlord by the way.]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Just imagine this guy politely trolling with the voice of Terl from Battlefield Earth&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; he has a voice actor now via [[Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II]], [[Lulz|who actually sounds like a mechanical version of Terl]] (though he isn&#039;t voiced by John Travolta) : &amp;quot;Oh, dear ! What a wonderful contingent of Imperial Guards ! I shall thank you with all my heart, General, for this marvelous gift. Please tell them to strike a nice pose while I prepare a stasis grenade...&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
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/tg/ has gained a fondness for him, due to his thieving ways, his Doctor Doom-esque body doubles, and his polite yet [[Troll|trollish]] attitude, he is also known for using completely self-evident aliases, which nevertheless seem to work quite well.  It is generally agreed that he is one of the only good things Matt Ward has &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039; put into the [[fluff]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A war-torn city in the [[Ultramar]] system. The [[Ultramarines]], aided by an [[Imperial Guard]] regiment led by Lord Castellan Ursarkar [[Creed]], prepares to face an [[Ork]] incursion in a final battle. The Orks are numerous, but the [[Imperium]] has the upper hand, just barely, as Lord Creed&#039;s tactical genius has proven invaluable. As the Orks begin their final assault on the city, the Ultramarines ready their defenses. Creed, ever oddly silent, gazes intently at a large flagpole in the center of town, watching through binocs as the Orks&#039; charge is funneled towards the center of the city. Suddenly, as the Orks near the square, the tip of a [[Baneblade]]&#039;s main gun can be seen coming around the flagpole. The great tank begins to emerge from behind the thin metal object, perfectly and impossibly concealed. It begins to move into its firing arc, and a great shout is heard from the [[Warboss]] down below, just barely carrying over the rest of the din. &amp;quot;CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-&amp;quot; Suddenly, the cry cuts off in confusion, as Creed spits out his cigar. Where the Baneblade once stood, there is air, thin air. Not a trace remains of the enormous tank. It has vanished completely. Then, gradually, a green, crackling, electrical rune appears hanging in the air where the Baneblade was. It extends gracefully, for its platonic geometric form. If Creed was given to poetry, he might even say it resembled a rose. But he knew better. A rage he had felt only once before began to boil deep within, and his cry shook the world as the Orkish tide began to hack his guardsmen and the Marines to pieces. &amp;quot;TRAAAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYN!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==From [[Matt Ward|Ward]] Himself==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Trazyn&#039;s also no slouch in combat. Whenever his empathic obliterator kills an enemy, it has a chance to kill all other enemies of the same type in the same combat - perfect for Ork mobs. This isn&#039;t so useful against characters, but that&#039;s why Trazyn also carries a clutch of mindshackle scarabs - why kill an enemy when you can take over his mind and have him kill for you...?&amp;quot;oh wait nope, mss are now just a useful fear test. So now the only real use you&#039;ll find for him in a duel is whacking them with a stick.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Letter to Inquisitor Valeria==&lt;br /&gt;
This is the (in)famous little piece of fluff that has made Trazyn so likable to /tg/, contrasting nicely with all the grim darkness around. Do note that it is unclear whether he&#039;s fucking nuts, indulging in some elaborate trolling or even both at once.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Dear Lady, let me express my fulsome appreciation for your most generous gift. It is so very rare to discover another of my own kind that appreciates my work, therefore to find understanding amongst a member of another race is nothing short of a revelation. I realise that you briefly trod my galleries, but the fact that you spotted in so short a time that my Acabrius War collection was lacking three regiments of Catachan warriors reveals that you truly have a collector&#039;s eye for detail. And to send five regiments! Such generosity will allow me to weed out and replace a few of the more substandard pieces in my collection. If I might level a minor criticism, the instructions issued to your gift were manifestly not as clear as you thought, as most of them had to be forcibly restrained. Sadly it seems that the lower orders will always behave like an army of invasion, whether that be their purpose or not. However, this is a minor complaint and seems almost churlish under the circumstances, so please allow me to repay your gift with one of my own. Accompanying this message is the Hyperstone Maze, one of a series of Tesseract Labyrinths constructed at the height of the Charnovokh Dynasty. It is a trinket really, only of interest to scholars such as you and I, but I trust you will find it amusing; assuming you have the wit to escape its clutches, of course.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that an Inquisitor can actually use a Tesseract as a relic.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Infinite List of Dickings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trazyn2.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Daww]]&lt;br /&gt;
Trazyn is universally regarded as a &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;[[Eldrad|huge dick]]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; pretty fun guy to be around due to his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;[[Blood Ravens|rampant kleptomania]]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; erudition and wit. Here is a list of his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;crimes&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; many-splendored accomplishments, compiled for the &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;warning&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; edification of /tg/.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Killed five invading regiments of Catachans, then turned them into [[Wargame|miniatures for his collection.]]&lt;br /&gt;
** Sent [[Inquisitor Valeria]] fan mail (maybe, we can&#039;t tell if he was being sarcastic in the letter) attached to an armed tesseract labyrinth [[Blood Ravens|as a reward for &amp;quot;gifting&amp;quot; him said Catachan regiments.]] Being a true gentleman, when Valeria managed to unravel said tesseract labyrinth and use it &#039;safely&#039;, he took it with good grace and they became pen pals of sorts... [[Grimdark|But since no good deed stays unpunished]], as of Fall of Cadia Trazyn has revealed that while Valeria became his human waifu for some time she eventually got [[blam|BLAM&#039;med]] for consorting with xenos, hence why he releases Greyfax the Angery instead of getting Valeria to tag along (Just as planned? How about Tau start summoning daemons for battle? &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;And maybe Orks start building their own webway&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;They already did it using superior gravitational corridors which don&#039;t need the warp during the War of the Beast.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Banned from the Necron throne world of Mandragora after trying to [[Ork|loot]] [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh&#039;s]] staff.&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Troll|Pops in whenever he feels like it anyway.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Stole Sebastian Thor&#039;s [[wat|head]]. Maybe (there&#039;s like five other museums claiming to have his skeleton; the only reason Trazyn stands out is because his Thor head is preserved in a jar, rather than a skull).&lt;br /&gt;
* Took the World Spirit Shrine of Carnac, an [[Exodite]] world as a trophy for helping to conquer it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Uses other Necron Lords as body doubles [[Troll|without telling them.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Told the [[Ultramarines|greatest amongst us all]] he was old pals with [[Roboute Guilliman|Rawbutt Girlyman.]] Considering that one of the pokeballs he unleashed against Chaos at the Fall of Cadia was a bunch of Ultramarines fresh from the [[Great Scouring|aftermath of the Horus Heresy]], he might be telling the truth (&amp;quot;old pals&amp;quot; by his definition, of course).&lt;br /&gt;
** And then informed them that maybe [[Troll|he was going to take Papa Smurf, as he&#039;d be better off with him than in the company of the Ultramarines.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*** And with Rowboat coming back, [[Yvraine|somehow]], for 40k End Times, we might actually get to see how the two know each other. If they actually do. There&#039;s every possibility that [[troll|Trollzyn was just lying]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Has a fucking PRIMARCH stored at his pad, supposedly... Possibly Vulkan according to White Dwarf.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Technically it&#039;s a Primarch clone, but it&#039;s still a perfect copy of the pre-Heresy Fulgrim, courtesy of [[Fabius Bile]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Told Vulkan He&#039;stan he had the Song of Entropy, luring the Salamanders into a 10-year war with the Necrons. At the end of it, Trazyn pretty much said &amp;quot;just kidding, I don&#039;t have the Song of Entropy,&amp;quot; as he tried to steal the Spear of Vulkan. Kind of back fired when [[Vulkan He&#039;stan]] decided to just give him the Spear. &#039;&#039;Tip&#039;&#039; first. He&#039;stan was pretty pissed when he learned Trazyn just jumped into another body. &lt;br /&gt;
** Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
*Invaded the Imperial planet of Midgardia and nabbed a C&#039;tan shard of Nyadra&#039;zatha, despite [[Logan Grimnar]]&#039;s attempts to stop him. It&#039;s notable that he pulled this off in Logan&#039;s own codex supplement, where most other battles in the book were a resounding Space Wolf victory. To be fair, Space Wolves destroying (and thus accidentally freeing) a C&#039;tan shard would make them look like an assholes. I mean even more assholes than they already are.&lt;br /&gt;
**In retribution, Logan hunted him down to another planet, Vhaloth IV, and ended up kicking Imotekh&#039;s ass instead. ([[Just As Planned]]. The dick deserved it for hanging on to his staff anyway.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Captured an Ork warboss and the Deathwatch kill team that was hunting said warboss, and sat them in front of each other in his collection for all eternity. And he double-checked they were both still self-aware, just to feel them suffer.&lt;br /&gt;
* Caught a bunch of tech priests evacuating from the necron invasion of Magogue, and set them up in stasis as a monument to that planet&#039;s fall. Notable because he pulled it off in the Skitarii codex. Trazyn&#039;s apparently the go-to guy for being able to win outside of his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
* May or may not be the one pulling the strings behind the events of [[Xenology]], as probably he won&#039;t have any problems impersonating a C&#039;tan shard.&lt;br /&gt;
* Has been hanging out on Cadia for who knows how long as the &amp;quot;man of iron&amp;quot; which all but confirms the pylons are necrons made.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Steals Creed himself after the fall of Cadia.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; Blundered into allowing Creed to infiltrate his collection.&lt;br /&gt;
* Steals Papa Smurfs&#039; (The Ultramarine bloke that can&#039;t spell Robert properly) pillow from his lumber.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stole an Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;s gene-seed tithe ship containing thousands of progenoids.&lt;br /&gt;
* Traded it for the only perfect clone of [[Fulgrim]], thus dashing the only hope of the Third Legion rebuilding itself and becoming more than a bunch of depraved sick fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Planning to add to his collection all the stuff from [[Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II]], World Engine and Hiveships included!&lt;br /&gt;
* Has an agent in Middle Earth Shadow of War called the Trophy Hunter. How he got there is beyond this anon&#039;s mental capabilities&lt;br /&gt;
* Frees a couple of Sororitas (implied to be [[TWINS THEY WERE|Twins]]) in the short story War in the Museum to deal with an escaped Lictor and Hive Tyrant.  Goes so far as to swear on his honor he will reunite them with their Lord and not put them back in the same exhibit if they accomplish their task.  True to his word, he puts them in a different exhibit...facing another called &#039;The Beheading of Goge Vandire&#039;.  Oddly enough he also has a magos in stasis with full awareness at the mago&#039;s request.  Seems he prefers to perform his computing in peace and quiet and does not mind being part of Trazyn&#039;s collection.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bfg-2-trazyn.jpg|800px|center|thumb|A man of culture always enjoys a tour for his collection...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things on Trazyn&#039;s &#039;Must Have&#039; List (and how to get some of them, perhaps.)==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:TrazynAndDiomedes.jpg|thumb|right|300px|There can only be one true magpie.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Old One Eye&#039;s lost eye (Hire Bile to vatgrow it)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kartoth the Bloodhunger, both so he can say he won the game as well as rip holes to go back in time for more collecting. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abaddon]]. No, really, that&#039;s (one of) the reason(s) he came to Cadia in the first place: he wants to add the Warmaster of Chaos to his collection! (Last seen near Vigilus, should team up with the Ultramarines since the Planet Killer is coming there)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Saint Celestine]]. (Go read The &#039;&#039;Fall of [[Cadia]]&#039;&#039;, this is not a joke! Also, not that hard, he just kill her, keeps the body while she reincarnates somewhere else)&lt;br /&gt;
* A lock of the Emperor&#039;s hair (Assuming it hasn&#039;t rotted away by the time he gets to Terra). (Again, can be vatgrown by Bile in exchange of.. something)&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Magnus the Red|Magnus the Red&#039;s]] favourite eye.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;  Magnus has agreed to provide things for his collection in exchange for being left intact&lt;br /&gt;
* An 8th edition Sisters of Battle codex. (done)&lt;br /&gt;
** An 8th edition box set of plastic sisters. Yes, he&#039;s the reason the November 2019 set sold out so early.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Sanguinor]] in a stasis field.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A living Tyranid zoo (no stuffed dolls for our old collector). Would be much easier to accomplish if &#039;Nids didn&#039;t try to keep the fuck away from Necrons and their worlds.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Never mind. He gave up on this one after his specimens broke out of their exhibit and nom-med half of Solemnace. He&#039;s currently attempting to redo it on another planet near Solemnace.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of each type of Eldar Aspect Warrior, arranged in complementing color order.&lt;br /&gt;
* Each [[Phoenix Lord]], including the fallen Ahra or Drazhar (just in case he&#039;s Ahra); bonus points for the originals. Otherwise, something from them, such as one of [[Asurmen]]&#039;s twin-linked [[Shuriken Catapult]]s or a lock of [[Jain Zar]]&#039;s hair (bonus points for getting things from all of their incarnations).&lt;br /&gt;
* A signed autograph from each Primarch. (Still asking [[Orikan the Diviner|Orikan]] for &amp;quot;access&amp;quot; to his time machine so he can get one from [[Ferrus Manus]], [[Horus]], [[Sanguinius]], and [[Konrad Curze]] since they&#039;re all presently busy being dead.)&lt;br /&gt;
* A signed autograph from each chaos god, preferably without stains or switcharoo.&lt;br /&gt;
* A sweet ride so he can cruise the galaxy looking for new junk.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Baneblade#Fortress of Arrogance|Fortress of Arrogance]], preferably with [[Commissar Yarrick]] as well. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sammael|Sammael&#039;s]] Jetbike.&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Pauldron|shoulder pad]] from each space marine chapter (Pre-heresy legions and post-heresy chapters all together of course, going for the complete set!)&lt;br /&gt;
* A Space Marine from each of the first Legions (this collection would be easily finished if not for the fact that he can&#039;t find any marines from the two missing legions).&lt;br /&gt;
* The two missing legions.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mary Sue|Those meddling kids - and that stupid dog!]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A painting of one of the Emprah, Tzeentch, Cegorach, and the Deceiver&#039;s card games.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;  Creed provided him a holovid of the game that got him banned.  He is content with this, And believes that Creed should be unbanned&lt;br /&gt;
* A circus filled with nothing but Eldar Harlequins.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;school report and childhood items&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; first set of kid-sized slave shackles of Asdrubael Vect.&lt;br /&gt;
* Urien Rakarth&#039;s first torture kit.  &lt;br /&gt;
* An Avatar of Khaine.  He&#039;s probably killed one, given how Geedubs keeps jobbing them, but the fact that their remains melt away and reform on the Craftworld - similar to how Necrons phase out - means Trazyn hasn&#039;t gotten one yet.&lt;br /&gt;
* A garage filled with one of each type of the Imperial Guard&#039;s tanks.&lt;br /&gt;
* A feather from Sanguinus&#039;s wings. (Dante has one in stasis)&lt;br /&gt;
* An Imperial Titan that has been CREEEEEEEDed.&lt;br /&gt;
** A snap shot of the look on Abaddon&#039;s face upon seeing aforementioned Titan in the middle of his battle line, shouting CREEEEEEEED&lt;br /&gt;
* Abbadon&#039;s arms. Creed hid them so well that even Trazyn is having trouble finding them.&lt;br /&gt;
* A matching pair of [[Angry Marine]] Powerfeet.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of a Sisters Of Battle Canoness Regulation Holy Panties from each Order, stolen from their quarters while they are asleep. Is surprisingly hard to pull off, even for Trazyn.&lt;br /&gt;
* A set of [[Lelith Hesperax|Lelith Hesperax&#039;s]] combat attire after she&#039;s been in a fight.  This is even harder to pull off than the Sisters of Battle Canoness Regulation Holy Panties.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of the fingers from the Talon of Horus. (Will have to force-grip Abaddon very hard)&lt;br /&gt;
* Slaanesh&#039;s entire porn collection.  While no planet is big enough to hold all that porn, that&#039;s what parallel dimensions are for!   &lt;br /&gt;
* One of Ferrus Manus&#039;s hands. He isn&#039;t picky which.(Not sure if Vulkan completely destroyed it)&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[Imperial Knight]] from each house.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Panacea STC.&lt;br /&gt;
** And since [[Lady Malys]] got there first, anything cool she owns, as well as a selfie with her before and after she realizes he stole her stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Eye of Horus. As in the &#039;&#039;actual&#039;&#039; Eye.(Again, Bile can make one)&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Eye of Terror]] and everything in it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Commander [[Puretide]] and/or [[Farsight|all]] [[Shadowsun|of his]] [[Shas&#039;O Kais|students]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A calm and rational [[World Eaters|World Eater]] marine.&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean and disease-free [[Death Guard]] marine.(Hello Nathaniel Garro)&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Emperor&#039;s Children]] marine who shows restraint.(Hello Saul Tarvitz, maybe already got him that&#039;s why they never found the body?)&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A live and fleshy non-sorcerer [[Thousand Sons|Thousand Son]] marine. (As of Ahriman: Unchanged, there was one of these, and as of Gathering Storm Yvraine made a dozen more before throwing them into the Warp)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Provided by [[Magnus The Red]] in exchange for a deck of cards&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A [[Night Lords]] Marine that is actually friendly to be around.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Has also been provided by [[Magnus The Red]] in exchange for the same deck of cards.&lt;br /&gt;
* An atheist [[Word Bearers]] marine&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Kharn|certain]] swell guy.&lt;br /&gt;
** A picture with said swell guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Remnants of the Inquisitorial acolyte who died of old age. Ones aged by a [[Hrud|Hrud&#039;s]] entropic field do not count.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Doomsday Clock from [[The Last Church]].&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Also Uriah himself.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; After finding out he’s a chaos worshiper he has changed his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
*The cure for the [[Red Thirst]].(Hello Rubicon Primaris, maybe)&lt;br /&gt;
**A photo of The Blood Angels&#039; shocking reaction when Trazyn smashes the cure in front of them. (Bonus for [[Dante]]&#039;s reaction with his mask off)&lt;br /&gt;
* The cure for the Curse of the Wulfen.(Hello again, Rubicon Primaris, maybe)&lt;br /&gt;
** A photo of The Space Wolves&#039; shocking reaction when Trazyn smashes the cure in front of them. (Bonus of [[Logan Grimnar]] shaving his beard in shame)&lt;br /&gt;
* The right hands of [[Helbrecht]], [[Eldorath Starbane]] and anyone else who had their right hands cut off by Imotekh.&lt;br /&gt;
* At least one [[Jokaero]].(shouldn&#039;t be that difficult as even a Catachan team managed to got one during the Pandorax Campaign)&lt;br /&gt;
** And anything they make/modify.&lt;br /&gt;
* As many [[Catgirl|catgirls]] as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
** Along with a selfie with each of them.&lt;br /&gt;
*** And as many [[Kitsune|kitsunes]] as possible, along with selfies and a shrine to their name.&lt;br /&gt;
* Any 100% reliable information about Alpha Legion. &lt;br /&gt;
* Any 100% reliable information about Alfa Legion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens Armoury. Since most of the above was already &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; to the Chapter. Not to mention there are quite a few things listed here that may be in there in the first place&lt;br /&gt;
* A machine to control the [[Warp]] so he can create impossible things. (Either the Golden Throne or the Tuchulcha engine may do the trick)&lt;br /&gt;
* A complete and unblemished cosmetic kit &#039;gifted&#039; by a [[Pretty Marines]]&#039; Company Captain, still with a wrapping bow attached. (Getting one each from both Loyalist and Chaos Pretty Marines Captains would be even better!)&lt;br /&gt;
* The very [[Ethereal|Ethereals]] who united the [[Tau]] race back when they were limited to only their homeworld, or their bodies...or severed heads.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of each type of Imperial Assassin in the position they held before trying to kill him. This wouldn&#039;t be so problematic if it wasn&#039;t for the fact that he has yet to convince the Assassinorium to send a Culexus assassin against him.&lt;br /&gt;
* A 1st Edition copy of the [[Codex Astartes]] with Roboute Guilliman&#039;s autograph on the dust jacket. (Guilliman probably has one)&lt;br /&gt;
** A 1st Edition copy of the [[Lectitio Divinatus]] with Lorgar&#039;s signature on the dust jacket to sit directly opposite the Codex. (Again Guilliman, if you are not that picky in terms of what &amp;quot;1st edition&amp;quot; means)&lt;br /&gt;
* A recording of Warboss [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull]] famous: &amp;quot;Wez gonna Waagh!&amp;quot;speech.&lt;br /&gt;
* A prison capable of holding [[Cypher]], containing the man himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A STC detailing how to finally have enough Dakka&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*KRUMP* HERE...HERESESS...BLOODY &#039;ELL WHOTEVER DAT WORD IS YOU &#039;UMIES KEEP SAYIN&#039; BEFORE Y&#039;SHOOTS STUPIDER &#039;UMIES!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Warhammer Fantasy.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Done as he managed to get an STC of Steam with a Total Warhammer series warp-powered bunch of keys.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Lord of the Rings.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (Trazyn has now accomplished this according to some writefaggotry posted on fanfiction.net. Much nerd [[rage]] shall ensue. You have been warned.)&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Star Wars.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (He has also accomplished this due to MORE Writefaggotry on Fanfiction.net.)&lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Star Trek (Risky, considering the technologies in Star Trek, he just might actually end up as a collectible himself or be tracked back to his home dimension).&lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Mass Effect universe (Doable, but risky if he ever crosses paths with the Reapers).  &lt;br /&gt;
* A TARDIS so he can learn the name of The Doctor (Riskier than Star Trek because of the technologies involved.  Also, if anyone could track Trazyn back to his home dimension and thoroughly wreck his shit it&#039;d be The Doctor). &lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Marvel Universe (main timeline).  &lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the DC Universe (main timeline).&lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Halo universe.&lt;br /&gt;
* The body of a Dwarf [[Slayer]] who died of old age.  &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;All the NON-Grimdarkness of the 41st millennium in a bottle. So nothing in bottle then.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;  Already done.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Temperus Maximus]]&#039; Adamantium Cigar. Trazyn almost managed to loot this, but Temperus suddenly called an Orbital Strike on top of himself before this happened. Temperus&#039; armor received minor scorch marks when the strike ended and Trazyn&#039;s body double was obliterated.&lt;br /&gt;
* One marine from each chapter of the cursed founding.&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Death Korps of Krieg]] gas mask serial number 0000000000000000000000001.&lt;br /&gt;
* Names, addresses and personal phone numbers of the two unknown Primarchs.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cardinal Anton Fedelicus and his collected writings, which if introduced would have allowed for a very large degree of sexual freedom to have been integrated into the ecclesiarchical theology without increasing the risk of Slaaneshi corruption.&lt;br /&gt;
* A living [[Astral Knights|Astral Knight]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A &amp;quot;lucky&amp;quot; [[Lamenters]] marine (also count as one of the cursed founding collection).&lt;br /&gt;
* A working time travel device created by the [[Ordo Chronos]] ([[heresy|if it was ever made]]). The purpose for this device being -- you guessed it -- collect more artifacts from the past.&lt;br /&gt;
* His own body double in an alternative universe, if only he did not manage to turn into [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|dimensional sponge]] in the process or lost to his alternative self in a collection contest.&lt;br /&gt;
* A lock of hair from each of the [[Tarkus|infamous]] [[Boreale|baldraven]] [[Diomedes|marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A &amp;quot;My First Assault Cannon&amp;quot; box set (Even better if unopened).&lt;br /&gt;
* A photo of the Emperor as a boy.&lt;br /&gt;
* As well as all of his photographic recordings scattered throughout time, whether it is rock scribble from the stone age or painting in the Renaissance Era or those Youtube video he has made back in 20XX.&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Squat]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A living Boneripper (plenty of chance since Thanquol is still around in Age of Sigmar).&lt;br /&gt;
* The personal battle standard of [[Gabriel Angelos]] used at his ascension to chapter master.&lt;br /&gt;
** The Blood Ravens also want one of Trazyn&#039;s personal banners. Negotiations are ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* An Ogryn&#039;s &#039;Guardsman&#039;s Primer: Colouring Book Edition&#039; and matching &#039;The Great Crayon Crusade&#039; coloring set.&lt;br /&gt;
* The oldest dreadnought of each Space Marine chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Samus]]&#039; armor.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Entire First and Second Seasons of &amp;quot;If The Emperor had a text-to-speech device&amp;quot; on blu-ray signed by Chapter Master Alfabusa.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chapter Master Alfabusa in a stasis chamber. &lt;br /&gt;
* Limited collectors edition of Half life 3 (After all, it&#039;s only been 38,000 years in development, maybe Valve will finish it before chaos/da WAAAAGH/the Tyranids/Imotekh&#039;s ego consumes the entire galaxy!)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sly Marbo|Sly Marbo&#039;s]] personal pistol, though not even Trazyn is willing to try and collect it.&lt;br /&gt;
* An actual ork sniper.&lt;br /&gt;
* A Butlin-Class Titan.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Men of Iron|Man of Iron]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;The Cigar Creed always chews but never smokes.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Acquired as part of the new Creed exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
* The legs from an Imperial Sentinel (must have attachment for his own legs)&lt;br /&gt;
* A list of names of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;the fallen to wave at the Dark Angels&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; COMPLETELY UNRELATED TRAITOR MARINES THAT JUST LIKE WEARING DARK GREEN AND WINGED SWORDS.&lt;br /&gt;
* A ham personally provided by the Ordo Draigo.&lt;br /&gt;
* A book borrowed from the black library with a selfie of him and Cegorach.&lt;br /&gt;
* A picture of himself before he turned to Necron. (just print his memories, he is an android, duh)&lt;br /&gt;
* The best pole dancer in the Commorragh in a stasis chamber (that was [[Yvraine]] at one point, so her).&lt;br /&gt;
* The best pole dancer out of all Slaanesh cultists in a stasis chamber.&lt;br /&gt;
* A photograph of a Cyclonic torpedo the moment it impacts the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
* A group photo of Thunder Warriors with Arik Taranis and the Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
* An acknowledgement from GW that [[Malal]] does indeed exist.&lt;br /&gt;
* An actual affordable GW Warhammer 40k miniature from any faction.&lt;br /&gt;
* An undisputably good codex from any faction.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carlos McConnell]], or at least one of his catgirls, in a stasis chamber.&lt;br /&gt;
* A jar of [[Skub]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The book &amp;quot;[[Standard Template Construct]]&amp;quot; for dummies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sensible [[Blood Angels]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Hairless [[Space Wolves]]. Being shaven doesn&#039;t count, the Marine has to be hairless naturally.&lt;br /&gt;
* A copy of Battletoads.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Statue of Liberty, shrunk to 10 feet size and taken from Nova Yourk hive of Merica.&lt;br /&gt;
* Blueprint of [[Angron]]&#039;s Butcher&#039;s Nails.&lt;br /&gt;
* A WW2 Era Luger pistol, original.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enough Blood for the [[Khorne|Blood God]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Enough Skulls for the Skull Throne.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, LOYALIST SCUM!&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Roboute Guilliman&#039;s new [[Primaris Marines|Super Space Marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A Pokeball that can hold a C&#039;tan.&lt;br /&gt;
* A living member of the Interex.&lt;br /&gt;
* A Picture of Eldrad and Vect trying to out-dick one another.&lt;br /&gt;
* An STC that has technology that will allow him to do some Dark Eldar Drugs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A video of Nemesor Zahndrekh putting on glasses and realizing that he is now a Skeleton Robot and the Other Necrontyr are not what they seemed to be&lt;br /&gt;
* An member of an Alien race the Imperium actually gets along with. (&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Pretty damn impossible.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Also [[Yvraine]]; two birds, one stone)&lt;br /&gt;
* An Ork who can actually think. Word has it [[War of the Beast|he might need to go back in time for that...]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;DLC for Dawn of War III.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Got that on the same sale he got the keys for TW:WH.&lt;br /&gt;
* An Autograph from [[Nagash]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A video of Yarrick taking over the Orks. (&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Only a Matter of time now&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[wat|It&#039;s mentioned in the 8E rulebook that the Orks and Humans on Armageddon formed an alliance to fight chaos, so this is pretty much canon for now.]])&lt;br /&gt;
* The Golden Throne. That means Trazyn is not allowed on Holy Terra.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Belisarius Cawl]]. Bonus points if he collects the Alpha Primus as well.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Enough DAKKA.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;WUT DID WE SAY &#039;BOUT DAT?&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* The name and address of the Ork that keeps Dakka blocking him.&lt;br /&gt;
* An official GW/[[The Ninth Age]] tournament. Will require some dimensional traveling since the latter started distancing itself from being 9th Edition WHFB.&lt;br /&gt;
** An official WHFB tournament that uses [[Warhammer Armies Project]] rules.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Farsight#The_Dawn_Blade|The Dawn Blade]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clone of [[Fabius Bile]], not as an exhibit but just to make conversation with. He nearly got one if Fabius Bile didn&#039;t decide to trade him his Fulgrim clone instead.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lorgar|Lorgar&#039;s]] diary, the single largest source of [[heresy]] in the universe. He puts this one off due to the aura of discomfort that radiates from anything Lorgar has touched.&lt;br /&gt;
* A portal into an alternate past reality where GW doesn&#039;t constantly use the Eldar as fluffy punching bags, and where xenos factions actually get as much attention as [[Space Marine|GeeDub&#039;s poster boys.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* A pyrophobic [[Salamanders (Chapter)|Salamander]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s text-to-speech device.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s left eye.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Old Man Henderson|Old Man Henderson&#039;s]] gnomes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Old Man Henderson&#039;s player.&lt;br /&gt;
* All Nintendo World Championship cartridges, both regular and gold.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of those [[Noise Marine]] sonic guns that looks like a sweet guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
* A member of the Death Korps of Krieg with self-preservation instincts.&lt;br /&gt;
* A living [[Sensei]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The only known Platypus to achieve the rank of Inquisitor along with his arch-nemesis: a bumbling non-chaotic heretek pharmacist.&lt;br /&gt;
* A set of [[Rogue Trader]] era [[Beakie]] Armor.&lt;br /&gt;
* The rest of the Blackstone Fortresses.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Commissar Fuklaw|Commissar Fuklaw&#039;s]] cap.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cultist-chan]] in a sound-proof cell.&lt;br /&gt;
* A recording of Tzeentch saying [[JUST AS PLANNED]] in every known language (would&#039;ve been done sooner, but Tzeentch keeps speaking in languages that he claims either don&#039;t exist or he might be making up, just to troll Trazyn).&lt;br /&gt;
* One of [[Dranon|Dranon&#039;s]] cigars.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ciaphas Cain]] HERO OF THE IMPERIUM&#039;s missing fingers.&lt;br /&gt;
* A sextape of Cain and Amberley.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Two copies of Shadow War: Armageddon.  The second one will be a backup &#039;Just in case&#039; copy.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some [[Primaris Lieutenant|Primaris Lieutenants]]. There is so many right now nobody is gonna notice some of them go missing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Roboute&#039;s body pillow of Yvraine.&lt;br /&gt;
* Yvraine&#039;s vibrator that she got while on Ultramar.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Silent King]]&#039;s Sanguinus mask.&lt;br /&gt;
* A &amp;quot;Miniature&amp;quot; of an Emperor Class Titan in regular 40k scale.&lt;br /&gt;
* Dio Brando with a ROAD ROLLER DAAAAA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitten&#039;s Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker deck.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitten himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* A picture of Kitten and Shadowsun kissing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Shadowsun&#039;s bodysuit after a fight.  &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Commissar Yarrick]]&#039;s right arm&lt;br /&gt;
* Assholetep&#039;s robes.  The only thing stopping is the fact that if Trazyn accomplished this, Assholetep would immediately assume it&#039;s Trazyn and wreck his collection, so Trazyn&#039;s put this on the backburner.&lt;br /&gt;
* Every single person who had edited this page. Don&#039;t! I&#039;m edi--&lt;br /&gt;
* Some more paper and a pencil for more lists. And Lord Admiral Spire to complete his Imperial collection.&lt;br /&gt;
* All the Pokémons.&lt;br /&gt;
* A clear, accurate, unedited photograph of a Diglett&#039;s body. &lt;br /&gt;
* And a partridge in a pear tree~&lt;br /&gt;
* The official single extended version of the Tattered Sails Shanty signed by [[Luthor Harkon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Mona Lisa (will probably have to infiltrate the Imperial Palace).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ever-increasing Trazyn&#039;s aliases List==&lt;br /&gt;
*Arsène Lupin&lt;br /&gt;
*Pepe&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob The regular non-necron guardsman.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob the Builder&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fat Controller&lt;br /&gt;
*Sir Toppham Hatt&lt;br /&gt;
*Every notable persons from your childhood&lt;br /&gt;
*Borris the generic soul-less warrior&lt;br /&gt;
*Phaeron Imothephek the Thunderboltlord.&lt;br /&gt;
*Onionkyr the Voyager.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nemesor Zahnpasta.&lt;br /&gt;
*The grinch&lt;br /&gt;
*Vanguard O&#039;Brien.&lt;br /&gt;
*El Bandido Dickbag de la Muerte&lt;br /&gt;
*Trellsin the Singular.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://youtu.be/v4Y4QBL5Fmg Bender][https://youtu.be/OWPfcEOr2Yg Bending Rodríguez]&lt;br /&gt;
*Necropimp&lt;br /&gt;
*The most fabulous Necron of them all (after he said this, Sanguinius appeared before him and told him that if he ever said the word fabulous again, he would steal everything he owns)&lt;br /&gt;
*Illuminor Spookyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*Notc&#039;tan the Diviner.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sissy Rack the Loud Queen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dio Brando/ZA WARUDO.&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanquol the (In)Competent.&lt;br /&gt;
*Marisa Kirisame&lt;br /&gt;
*Shas&#039;O Wi A&#039;bu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Inquisitor Emprah of Catachan.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anon Y. Mouse.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Inkoc Nito.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dirty Dan&lt;br /&gt;
*Pinhead Larry&lt;br /&gt;
*Winona Ryder&lt;br /&gt;
*The Tin White Douche&lt;br /&gt;
*Dean Isle.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kaz Miller.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mideer Laydee.&lt;br /&gt;
*Eliphas the inheritor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Commissar Hugh Mann.&lt;br /&gt;
*Korporal Dick Goesinzya.&lt;br /&gt;
*Canoness Ivanna Purgealot.&lt;br /&gt;
*High Scout Henrick Day-o-midis.&lt;br /&gt;
*Farsighter Loldrad Gretchinbane.&lt;br /&gt;
*Lord-sergeant Ultramarius Sicarius.&lt;br /&gt;
*Archservitor Robotnik Wilhelm.&lt;br /&gt;
*Warboss Ghozkull Grotstealer.&lt;br /&gt;
*Skitarius Ranger Alpha Stroheimus JJ-1337.&lt;br /&gt;
*Archon Kim Ke.&lt;br /&gt;
*Trashbin the incompetent&lt;br /&gt;
*Suede O&#039;Niim.&lt;br /&gt;
*John Smith.&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Smithee.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyon.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ned Cron.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mouse M.D.&lt;br /&gt;
*Victor Domashev.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bernie Madoff&lt;br /&gt;
*Carmen Sandiego&lt;br /&gt;
*Lara Craft&lt;br /&gt;
*Master Thief&lt;br /&gt;
*Sir Welland Dowde&lt;br /&gt;
*High Admiral tankcommander Pascual.&lt;br /&gt;
*Techpriest 01110100 01110010 01100001 01111010 01111001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01100110 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 00001010 .&lt;br /&gt;
*Gordon Freeman.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mr. Roboto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nyzart the ending&lt;br /&gt;
*Nafqa.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sly Cooper&lt;br /&gt;
*The God emperor of Mankind.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mac Tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
*The G-man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Venom Snake.&lt;br /&gt;
*He-Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Skeltor&lt;br /&gt;
*Iron Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Albert Wesker&lt;br /&gt;
*Gabe Newell.&lt;br /&gt;
*SLYYYY MARBOOO!! (When Trazyn assumed this disguise, every necron in the segmentum had a Catachan Fang spontaneously appear in its skull and teleported to self repair, and the knife that appeared in Trazyn&#039;s hands had &amp;quot;I&#039;ll let you off this time&amp;quot; written on the grip.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Big Boss Final&lt;br /&gt;
*Zharn the Bee Trainer&lt;br /&gt;
*Tray the Model Man&lt;br /&gt;
*[[matt_ward|Matt Ward&#039;s]] dignity&lt;br /&gt;
*BIg BobbyG.&lt;br /&gt;
*alpharius.&lt;br /&gt;
*not omegon.&lt;br /&gt;
*the London Jets&lt;br /&gt;
*pantheon of 40k (GW)&lt;br /&gt;
*Belisarius Cawl&lt;br /&gt;
*JOHN CENA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
*The Immortal Jod Emper of Space-skeletonkind&lt;br /&gt;
*Spartacus&lt;br /&gt;
*Danger Powers&lt;br /&gt;
*The Second Coming of Matt Ward&lt;br /&gt;
*Fresh Prince of Ultramar&lt;br /&gt;
*The King of Games&lt;br /&gt;
*Mr E. Man&lt;br /&gt;
*The real thief of the Primarchs&lt;br /&gt;
*Sister Superior Wendy&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaplin Hamburglar  &lt;br /&gt;
*The Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
*Thief Khee&#039;Bler&lt;br /&gt;
*Norm L. Pearson &lt;br /&gt;
*The Lord of the [[Squats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;S&amp;gt;Waldo&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Wally&lt;br /&gt;
*The God Emperor of Mankind&lt;br /&gt;
*Ol’ Funnybones &lt;br /&gt;
*T-8 Double Zero&lt;br /&gt;
*Systems model 101&lt;br /&gt;
*Hugh Mann&lt;br /&gt;
*The Necron emperor of Necronkind&lt;br /&gt;
*The next door neighbour who is a hoarder&lt;br /&gt;
* YOU THIEVING BASTARD!&lt;br /&gt;
*Commander Griefouz&lt;br /&gt;
*Our Lord and Saviour&lt;br /&gt;
*Generic Robot #3775123&lt;br /&gt;
*Trashy the Incontinent&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimmy Neuron&lt;br /&gt;
*Lieutenant Crunch&lt;br /&gt;
*Mor&#039;Dakka&lt;br /&gt;
*Alice Turning &lt;br /&gt;
*Shiro The Black&lt;br /&gt;
*Kuro The White&lt;br /&gt;
*Pha&#039;Keen Weeb&lt;br /&gt;
*Fabricator General ES-7C&lt;br /&gt;
*High Lord Servitus Tenticulus Corpuscori&lt;br /&gt;
*Fleet Admiral Squatbar&lt;br /&gt;
*Jabba Da Pump&lt;br /&gt;
*Canoness Phat As&#039;h&lt;br /&gt;
*Sister Jhail Bate&lt;br /&gt;
*Inquisitor Bigideas&lt;br /&gt;
*Huxley&lt;br /&gt;
*Sigmar Freudian&lt;br /&gt;
*Dr.Ankh Scotchman&lt;br /&gt;
*Machine Spirit R2-D2&lt;br /&gt;
*Clifford The Big Red Murder Beast&lt;br /&gt;
*Big Mac&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaplain Charles Chaplin&lt;br /&gt;
*Larry The Cable Guy&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fall of Cadia==&lt;br /&gt;
Oddly enough, it appears that Trazyn decided to &#039;aid&#039; the Imperium in their defense of Cadia (he decided that after 60 million years it would be interesting to play the hero for once). He knows the secrets of the Pylons on Cadia, and he even releases Imperium people from his collection (represented in game by letting you deep strike units, if you take Trazyn in your Imperium army). What a great guy giving up his collection to have more space for other exotic exhibits...&lt;br /&gt;
Specifically he got the feeling that something was coming after the Bell of Saint Gersthal started chiming in his collection (in Necron stasis, which shouldn&#039;t have been able to happen), messing with the programs of his Tomb World, breaking a bunch of priceless and unique shit, ruining it with [[Lulz|leaking coolant]], as it rang thirteen times before ceasing. Trazyn, perhaps more befuddled than irate, but really quite put off, promptly headed off to the Celestial Orrery on Thanatos, having to explain having stolen &#039;&#039;their&#039;&#039; shit the last time he was there, just to see what the fuck was going on (but not before casting the bell into the webway, [[Troll|hoping it would be as much of a pain in the Eldar&#039;s ass as it was his]]). And what do you know, there was but the Crons&#039; watching over the thing could do nothing about it cause they were just meant to watch over the thing, not play galactic peacekeepers (although they eventually let him in, the guards weren&#039;t happy that Trazyn was there, due to an incident where some priceless artifact mysteriously went missing the last time he visited). Thus Trazyn decided to take up the role as a savior for once (mostly because he was bored and wanted to try something other than grave-robbing), and find the source of the corruption, which happened to be the little boring world of Cadia.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long story short, Trazyn went off to Cadia released some parts of his collection (most notably Inquisitor Greyfax, though that is mostly just because his old Pen Pal Valeria was apparently killed by another human), and helped the Imperial forces screw around with the Pylons. Which somewhat backfired to put it lightly, though not that it mattered much to him because he stopped caring about playing the hero role and figured that while he was around he could find something for his collection to commemorate such a historic moment. And while he was originally hoping to claim Abaddon for his collection, his second choice was no less impressive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Creed stands alone on the ruined surface of Cadia. He sees a metal giant in a scaled cloak in front of him, hand outstretched.&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Ursarkar E. [[Creed]] - This is not your end. Eternity Awaits&amp;quot;....&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://images.wikia.com/heman/images/b/bc/Skeletor.jpg Compare and contrast, comrades.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtu.be/jJh5PETGihs?t=10m16s Epic duel ahead.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://soundcloud.com/calvin-turner-606722642/trazyn-the-infinite An audio recording of his infamous letter.] N.B Lost in the warp, and we all know who to blame for that now don&#039;t we?&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVghX8opHJU The infamous robot magpie himself finally has a voice actor!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT5mWEWTb6A Trazyn National Anthem]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Trazyn.jpg|300px|right|thumb|He&#039;s come to steal your shit! (Probably literally, if it&#039;s rare enough) And if you&#039;re (un)lucky, he might even steal you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I welcome all... to a place in my carefully curated collection!|The kleptomaniac himself, presenting the Necron faction in Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Trazyn the Infinite&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollzyn the [[Tarpit]] Breaker&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Trazyn the Grave Robber&#039;&#039;&#039;, or Possibly Trazyn the shiny Stealer, is the best [[Necron]] Overlord/Phaeron (while &#039;&#039;technically&#039;&#039; his title is Overlord, he has his own Overlord subordinates and rule his own little empire like Phaeron). Basically what you&#039;ll get if you combined Doctor Doom, a [[Tomb King]], a [[Blood Ravens|Bloody Magpie]] and the Terminator, with a hint of Captain Jack Sparrow.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trazyn the Infinite, ruler of the [[Tomb World]] named Solemence (which happens to be a Dyson Sphere powered by a [[C&#039;tan]]), is a self-proclaimed preserver of histories, artifacts and events. In his possession are technologies and relics that are so valuable as to be priceless. Amongst his collection are the fabled wraithbone choir of Altansar, one of the preserved head of [[Sebastian Thor]], the ossified husk of an Enslaver and a suit of baroque power armour, complete with the Custodes who was still wearing it. This means that he is one of only two entities in this or any other universe that rivals the stealing power of the [[Blood Ravens]] (the other being the Deffskullz.) In such a dangerous galaxy, Trazyn is loath to go out and explore it himself, but with so many exquisite artifacts to see and catalogue, he cannot afford to miss out. As a result he will send out substitutes of himself to do his dirty work. On the battlefield this can become increasingly irritating, as killing what appears to be Trazyn may simply be a [[Lychguard]] or a Necron Lord. Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, the real Trazyn is busy smashing his way through his foes to get his metal hands on his latest acquisition. &lt;br /&gt;
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(That&#039;s how the fluff handles it; the crunch rules imply that he simply takes over the body of another Lord, Lychguard, or [[Cryptek]]. He was there; you killed him; he just ran like the troll he is. [[Butthurt|Oh, and you didn&#039;t]] [[Alpha Legion|get Slay The Warlord by the way.]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Just imagine this guy politely trolling with the voice of Terl from Battlefield Earth&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; he has a voice actor now via [[Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II]], [[Lulz|who actually sounds like a mechanical version of Terl]] (though he isn&#039;t voiced by John Travolta) : &amp;quot;Oh, dear ! What a wonderful contingent of Imperial Guards ! I shall thank you with all my heart, General, for this marvelous gift. Please tell them to strike a nice pose while I prepare a stasis grenade...&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
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/tg/ has gained a fondness for him, due to his thieving ways, his Doctor Doom-esque body doubles, and his polite yet [[Troll|trollish]] attitude, he is also known for using completely self-evident aliases, which nevertheless seem to work quite well.  It is generally agreed that he is one of the only good things Matt Ward has &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039; put into the [[fluff]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A war-torn city in the [[Ultramar]] system. The [[Ultramarines]], aided by an [[Imperial Guard]] regiment led by Lord Castellan Ursarkar [[Creed]], prepares to face an [[Ork]] incursion in a final battle. The Orks are numerous, but the [[Imperium]] has the upper hand, just barely, as Lord Creed&#039;s tactical genius has proven invaluable. As the Orks begin their final assault on the city, the Ultramarines ready their defenses. Creed, ever oddly silent, gazes intently at a large flagpole in the center of town, watching through binocs as the Orks&#039; charge is funneled towards the center of the city. Suddenly, as the Orks near the square, the tip of a [[Baneblade]]&#039;s main gun can be seen coming around the flagpole. The great tank begins to emerge from behind the thin metal object, perfectly and impossibly concealed. It begins to move into its firing arc, and a great shout is heard from the [[Warboss]] down below, just barely carrying over the rest of the din. &amp;quot;CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-&amp;quot; Suddenly, the cry cuts off in confusion, as Creed spits out his cigar. Where the Baneblade once stood, there is air, thin air. Not a trace remains of the enormous tank. It has vanished completely. Then, gradually, a green, crackling, electrical rune appears hanging in the air where the Baneblade was. It extends gracefully, for its platonic geometric form. If Creed was given to poetry, he might even say it resembled a rose. But he knew better. A rage he had felt only once before began to boil deep within, and his cry shook the world as the Orkish tide began to hack his guardsmen and the Marines to pieces. &amp;quot;TRAAAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYN!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==From [[Matt Ward|Ward]] Himself==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Trazyn&#039;s also no slouch in combat. Whenever his empathic obliterator kills an enemy, it has a chance to kill all other enemies of the same type in the same combat - perfect for Ork mobs. This isn&#039;t so useful against characters, but that&#039;s why Trazyn also carries a clutch of mindshackle scarabs - why kill an enemy when you can take over his mind and have him kill for you...?&amp;quot;oh wait nope, mss are now just a useful fear test. So now the only real use you&#039;ll find for him in a duel is whacking them with a stick.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Letter to Inquisitor Valeria==&lt;br /&gt;
This is the (in)famous little piece of fluff that has made Trazyn so likable to /tg/, contrasting nicely with all the grim darkness around. Do note that it is unclear whether he&#039;s fucking nuts, indulging in some elaborate trolling or even both at once.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Dear Lady, let me express my fulsome appreciation for your most generous gift. It is so very rare to discover another of my own kind that appreciates my work, therefore to find understanding amongst a member of another race is nothing short of a revelation. I realise that you briefly trod my galleries, but the fact that you spotted in so short a time that my Acabrius War collection was lacking three regiments of Catachan warriors reveals that you truly have a collector&#039;s eye for detail. And to send five regiments! Such generosity will allow me to weed out and replace a few of the more substandard pieces in my collection. If I might level a minor criticism, the instructions issued to your gift were manifestly not as clear as you thought, as most of them had to be forcibly restrained. Sadly it seems that the lower orders will always behave like an army of invasion, whether that be their purpose or not. However, this is a minor complaint and seems almost churlish under the circumstances, so please allow me to repay your gift with one of my own. Accompanying this message is the Hyperstone Maze, one of a series of Tesseract Labyrinths constructed at the height of the Charnovokh Dynasty. It is a trinket really, only of interest to scholars such as you and I, but I trust you will find it amusing; assuming you have the wit to escape its clutches, of course.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that an Inquisitor can actually use a Tesseract as a relic.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Infinite List of Dickings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trazyn2.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Daww]]&lt;br /&gt;
Trazyn is universally regarded as a &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;[[Eldrad|huge dick]]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; pretty fun guy to be around due to his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;[[Blood Ravens|rampant kleptomania]]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; erudition and wit. Here is a list of his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;crimes&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; many-splendored accomplishments, compiled for the &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;warning&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; edification of /tg/.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Killed five invading regiments of Catachans, then turned them into [[Wargame|miniatures for his collection.]]&lt;br /&gt;
** Sent [[Inquisitor Valeria]] fan mail (maybe, we can&#039;t tell if he was being sarcastic in the letter) attached to an armed tesseract labyrinth [[Blood Ravens|as a reward for &amp;quot;gifting&amp;quot; him said Catachan regiments.]] Being a true gentleman, when Valeria managed to unravel said tesseract labyrinth and use it &#039;safely&#039;, he took it with good grace and they became pen pals of sorts... [[Grimdark|But since no good deed stays unpunished]], as of Fall of Cadia Trazyn has revealed that while Valeria became his human waifu for some time she eventually got [[blam|BLAM&#039;med]] for consorting with xenos, hence why he releases Greyfax the Angery instead of getting Valeria to tag along (Just as planned? How about Tau start summoning daemons for battle? &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;And maybe Orks start building their own webway&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;They already did it using superior gravitational corridors which don&#039;t need the warp during the War of the Beast.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Banned from the Necron throne world of Mandragora after trying to [[Ork|loot]] [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh&#039;s]] staff.&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Troll|Pops in whenever he feels like it anyway.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Stole Sebastian Thor&#039;s [[wat|head]]. Maybe (there&#039;s like five other museums claiming to have his skeleton; the only reason Trazyn stands out is because his Thor head is preserved in a jar, rather than a skull).&lt;br /&gt;
* Took the World Spirit Shrine of Carnac, an [[Exodite]] world as a trophy for helping to conquer it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Uses other Necron Lords as body doubles [[Troll|without telling them.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Told the [[Ultramarines|greatest amongst us all]] he was old pals with [[Roboute Guilliman|Rawbutt Girlyman.]] Considering that one of the pokeballs he unleashed against Chaos at the Fall of Cadia was a bunch of Ultramarines fresh from the [[Great Scouring|aftermath of the Horus Heresy]], he might be telling the truth (&amp;quot;old pals&amp;quot; by his definition, of course).&lt;br /&gt;
** And then informed them that maybe [[Troll|he was going to take Papa Smurf, as he&#039;d be better off with him than in the company of the Ultramarines.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*** And with Rowboat coming back, [[Yvraine|somehow]], for 40k End Times, we might actually get to see how the two know each other. If they actually do. There&#039;s every possibility that [[troll|Trollzyn was just lying]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Has a fucking PRIMARCH stored at his pad, supposedly... Possibly Vulkan according to White Dwarf.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Technically it&#039;s a Primarch clone, but it&#039;s still a perfect copy of the pre-Heresy Fulgrim, courtesy of [[Fabius Bile]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Told Vulkan He&#039;stan he had the Song of Entropy, luring the Salamanders into a 10-year war with the Necrons. At the end of it, Trazyn pretty much said &amp;quot;just kidding, I don&#039;t have the Song of Entropy,&amp;quot; as he tried to steal the Spear of Vulkan. Kind of back fired when [[Vulkan He&#039;stan]] decided to just give him the Spear. &#039;&#039;Tip&#039;&#039; first. He&#039;stan was pretty pissed when he learned Trazyn just jumped into another body. &lt;br /&gt;
** Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
*Invaded the Imperial planet of Midgardia and nabbed a C&#039;tan shard of Nyadra&#039;zatha, despite [[Logan Grimnar]]&#039;s attempts to stop him. It&#039;s notable that he pulled this off in Logan&#039;s own codex supplement, where most other battles in the book were a resounding Space Wolf victory. To be fair, Space Wolves destroying (and thus accidentally freeing) a C&#039;tan shard would make them look like an assholes. I mean even more assholes than they already are.&lt;br /&gt;
**In retribution, Logan hunted him down to another planet, Vhaloth IV, and ended up kicking Imotekh&#039;s ass instead. ([[Just As Planned]]. The dick deserved it for hanging on to his staff anyway.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Captured an Ork warboss and the Deathwatch kill team that was hunting said warboss, and sat them in front of each other in his collection for all eternity. And he double-checked they were both still self-aware, just to feel them suffer.&lt;br /&gt;
* Caught a bunch of tech priests evacuating from the necron invasion of Magogue, and set them up in stasis as a monument to that planet&#039;s fall. Notable because he pulled it off in the Skitarii codex. Trazyn&#039;s apparently the go-to guy for being able to win outside of his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
* May or may not be the one pulling the strings behind the events of [[Xenology]], as probably he won&#039;t have any problems impersonating a C&#039;tan shard.&lt;br /&gt;
* Has been hanging out on Cadia for who knows how long as the &amp;quot;man of iron&amp;quot; which all but confirms the pylons are necrons made.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Steals Creed himself after the fall of Cadia.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; Blundered into allowing Creed to infiltrate his collection.&lt;br /&gt;
* Steals Papa Smurfs&#039; (The Ultramarine bloke that can&#039;t spell Robert properly) pillow from his lumber.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stole an Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;s gene-seed tithe ship containing thousands of progenoids.&lt;br /&gt;
* Traded it for the only perfect clone of [[Fulgrim]], thus dashing the only hope of the Third Legion rebuilding itself and becoming more than a bunch of depraved sick fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Planning to add to his collection all the stuff from [[Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II]], World Engine and Hiveships included!&lt;br /&gt;
* Has an agent in Middle Earth Shadow of War called the Trophy Hunter. How he got there is beyond this anon&#039;s mental capabilities&lt;br /&gt;
* Frees a couple of Sororitas (implied to be [[TWINS THEY WERE|Twins]]) in the short story War in the Museum to deal with an escaped Lictor and Hive Tyrant.  Goes so far as to swear on his honor he will reunite them with their Lord and not put them back in the same exhibit if they accomplish their task.  True to his word, he puts them in a different exhibit...facing another called &#039;The Beheading of Goge Vandire&#039;.  Oddly enough he also has a magos in stasis with full awareness at the mago&#039;s request.  Seems he prefers to perform his computing in peace and quiet and does not mind being part of Trazyn&#039;s collection.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bfg-2-trazyn.jpg|800px|center|thumb|A man of culture always enjoys a tour for his collection...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things on Trazyn&#039;s &#039;Must Have&#039; List (and how to get some of them, perhaps.)==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:TrazynAndDiomedes.jpg|thumb|right|300px|There can only be one true magpie.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Old One Eye&#039;s lost eye (Hire Bile to vatgrow it)&lt;br /&gt;
* Kartoth the Bloodhunger, both so he can say he won the game as well as rip holes to go back in time for more collecting. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abaddon]]. No, really, that&#039;s (one of) the reason(s) he came to Cadia in the first place: he wants to add the Warmaster of Chaos to his collection! (Last seen near Vigilus, should team up with the Ultramarines since the Planet Killer is coming there)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Saint Celestine]]. (Go read The &#039;&#039;Fall of [[Cadia]]&#039;&#039;, this is not a joke! Also, not that hard, he just kill her, keeps the body while she reincarnates somewhere else)&lt;br /&gt;
* A lock of the Emperor&#039;s hair (Assuming it hasn&#039;t rotted away by the time he gets to Terra). (Again, can be vatgrown by Bile in exchange of.. something)&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Magnus the Red|Magnus the Red&#039;s]] favourite eye.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;  Magnus has agreed to provide things for his collection in exchange for being left intact&lt;br /&gt;
* An 8th edition Sisters of Battle codex. (Probably already done)&lt;br /&gt;
** An 8th edition box set of plastic sisters. Yes, he&#039;s the reason the November 2019 set sold out so early.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Sanguinor]] in a stasis field.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A living Tyranid zoo (no stuffed dolls for our old collector). Would be much easier to accomplish if &#039;Nids didn&#039;t try to keep the fuck away from Necrons and their worlds.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Never mind. He gave up on this one after his specimens broke out of their exhibit and nom-med half of Solemnace. He&#039;s currently attempting to redo it on another planet near Solemnace.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of each type of Eldar Aspect Warrior, arranged in complementing color order.&lt;br /&gt;
* Each [[Phoenix Lord]], including the fallen Ahra or Drazhar (just in case he&#039;s Ahra); bonus points for the originals. Otherwise, something from them, such as one of [[Asurmen]]&#039;s twin-linked [[Shuriken Catapult]]s or a lock of [[Jain Zar]]&#039;s hair (bonus points for getting things from all of their incarnations).&lt;br /&gt;
* A signed autograph from each Primarch. (Still asking [[Orikan the Diviner|Orikan]] for &amp;quot;access&amp;quot; to his time machine so he can get one from [[Ferrus Manus]], [[Horus]], [[Sanguinius]], and [[Konrad Curze]] since they&#039;re all presently busy being dead.)&lt;br /&gt;
* A signed autograph from each chaos god, preferably without stains or switcharoo.&lt;br /&gt;
* A sweet ride so he can cruise the galaxy looking for new junk.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Baneblade#Fortress of Arrogance|Fortress of Arrogance]], preferably with [[Commissar Yarrick]] as well. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sammael|Sammael&#039;s]] Jetbike.&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Pauldron|shoulder pad]] from each space marine chapter (Pre-heresy legions and post-heresy chapters all together of course, going for the complete set!)&lt;br /&gt;
* A Space Marine from each of the first Legions (this collection would be easily finished if not for the fact that he can&#039;t find any marines from the two missing legions).&lt;br /&gt;
* The two missing legions.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mary Sue|Those meddling kids - and that stupid dog!]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A painting of one of the Emprah, Tzeentch, Cegorach, and the Deceiver&#039;s card games.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;  Creed provided him a holovid of the game that got him banned.  He is content with this, And believes that Creed should be unbanned&lt;br /&gt;
* A circus filled with nothing but Eldar Harlequins.&lt;br /&gt;
* The &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;school report and childhood items&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; first set of kid-sized slave shackles of Asdrubael Vect.&lt;br /&gt;
* Urien Rakarth&#039;s first torture kit.  &lt;br /&gt;
* An Avatar of Khaine.  He&#039;s probably killed one, given how Geedubs keeps jobbing them, but the fact that their remains melt away and reform on the Craftworld - similar to how Necrons phase out - means Trazyn hasn&#039;t gotten one yet.&lt;br /&gt;
* A garage filled with one of each type of the Imperial Guard&#039;s tanks.&lt;br /&gt;
* A feather from Sanguinus&#039;s wings. (Dante has one in stasis)&lt;br /&gt;
* An Imperial Titan that has been CREEEEEEEDed.&lt;br /&gt;
** A snap shot of the look on Abaddon&#039;s face upon seeing aforementioned Titan in the middle of his battle line, shouting CREEEEEEEED&lt;br /&gt;
* Abbadon&#039;s arms. Creed hid them so well that even Trazyn is having trouble finding them.&lt;br /&gt;
* A matching pair of [[Angry Marine]] Powerfeet.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of a Sisters Of Battle Canoness Regulation Holy Panties from each Order, stolen from their quarters while they are asleep. Is surprisingly hard to pull off, even for Trazyn.&lt;br /&gt;
* A set of [[Lelith Hesperax|Lelith Hesperax&#039;s]] combat attire after she&#039;s been in a fight.  This is even harder to pull off than the Sisters of Battle Canoness Regulation Holy Panties.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of the fingers from the Talon of Horus. (Will have to force-grip Abaddon very hard)&lt;br /&gt;
* Slaanesh&#039;s entire porn collection.  While no planet is big enough to hold all that porn, that&#039;s what parallel dimensions are for!   &lt;br /&gt;
* One of Ferrus Manus&#039;s hands. He isn&#039;t picky which.(Not sure if Vulkan completely destroyed it)&lt;br /&gt;
* An [[Imperial Knight]] from each house.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Panacea STC.&lt;br /&gt;
** And since [[Lady Malys]] got there first, anything cool she owns, as well as a selfie with her before and after she realizes he stole her stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Eye of Horus. As in the &#039;&#039;actual&#039;&#039; Eye.(Again, Bile can make one)&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Eye of Terror]] and everything in it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Commander [[Puretide]] and/or [[Farsight|all]] [[Shadowsun|of his]] [[Shas&#039;O Kais|students]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A calm and rational [[World Eaters|World Eater]] marine.&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean and disease-free [[Death Guard]] marine.(Hello Nathaniel Garro)&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Emperor&#039;s Children]] marine who shows restraint.(Hello Saul Tarvitz, maybe already got him that&#039;s why they never found the body?)&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A live and fleshy non-sorcerer [[Thousand Sons|Thousand Son]] marine. (As of Ahriman: Unchanged, there was one of these, and as of Gathering Storm Yvraine made a dozen more before throwing them into the Warp)&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Provided by [[Magnus The Red]] in exchange for a deck of cards&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A [[Night Lords]] Marine that is actually friendly to be around.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Has also been provided by [[Magnus The Red]] in exchange for the same deck of cards.&lt;br /&gt;
* An atheist [[Word Bearers]] marine&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Kharn|certain]] swell guy.&lt;br /&gt;
** A picture with said swell guy&lt;br /&gt;
* Remnants of the Inquisitorial acolyte who died of old age. Ones aged by a [[Hrud|Hrud&#039;s]] entropic field do not count.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Doomsday Clock from [[The Last Church]].&lt;br /&gt;
** &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Also Uriah himself.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; After finding out he’s a chaos worshiper he has changed his mind.&lt;br /&gt;
*The cure for the [[Red Thirst]].(Hello Rubicon Primaris, maybe)&lt;br /&gt;
**A photo of The Blood Angels&#039; shocking reaction when Trazyn smashes the cure in front of them. (Bonus for [[Dante]]&#039;s reaction with his mask off)&lt;br /&gt;
* The cure for the Curse of the Wulfen.(Hello again, Rubicon Primaris, maybe)&lt;br /&gt;
** A photo of The Space Wolves&#039; shocking reaction when Trazyn smashes the cure in front of them. (Bonus of [[Logan Grimnar]] shaving his beard in shame)&lt;br /&gt;
* The right hands of [[Helbrecht]], [[Eldorath Starbane]] and anyone else who had their right hands cut off by Imotekh.&lt;br /&gt;
* At least one [[Jokaero]].(shouldn&#039;t be that difficult as even a Catachan team managed to got one during the Pandorax Campaign)&lt;br /&gt;
** And anything they make/modify.&lt;br /&gt;
* As many [[Catgirl|catgirls]] as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
** Along with a selfie with each of them.&lt;br /&gt;
*** And as many [[Kitsune|kitsunes]] as possible, along with selfies and a shrine to their name.&lt;br /&gt;
* Any 100% reliable information about Alpha Legion. &lt;br /&gt;
* Any 100% reliable information about Alfa Legion.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens Armoury. Since most of the above was already &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; to the Chapter. Not to mention there are quite a few things listed here that may be in there in the first place&lt;br /&gt;
* A machine to control the [[Warp]] so he can create impossible things. (Either the Golden Throne or the Tuchulcha engine may do the trick)&lt;br /&gt;
* A complete and unblemished cosmetic kit &#039;gifted&#039; by a [[Pretty Marines]]&#039; Company Captain, still with a wrapping bow attached. (Getting one each from both Loyalist and Chaos Pretty Marines Captains would be even better!)&lt;br /&gt;
* The very [[Ethereal|Ethereals]] who united the [[Tau]] race back when they were limited to only their homeworld, or their bodies...or severed heads.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of each type of Imperial Assassin in the position they held before trying to kill him. This wouldn&#039;t be so problematic if it wasn&#039;t for the fact that he has yet to convince the Assassinorium to send a Culexus assassin against him.&lt;br /&gt;
* A 1st Edition copy of the [[Codex Astartes]] with Roboute Guilliman&#039;s autograph on the dust jacket. (Guilliman probably has one)&lt;br /&gt;
** A 1st Edition copy of the [[Lectitio Divinatus]] with Lorgar&#039;s signature on the dust jacket to sit directly opposite the Codex. (Again Guilliman, if you are not that picky in terms of what &amp;quot;1st edition&amp;quot; means)&lt;br /&gt;
* A recording of Warboss [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull]] famous: &amp;quot;Wez gonna Waagh!&amp;quot;speech.&lt;br /&gt;
* A prison capable of holding [[Cypher]], containing the man himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A STC detailing how to finally have enough Dakka&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*KRUMP* HERE...HERESESS...BLOODY &#039;ELL WHOTEVER DAT WORD IS YOU &#039;UMIES KEEP SAYIN&#039; BEFORE Y&#039;SHOOTS STUPIDER &#039;UMIES!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Warhammer Fantasy.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Done as he managed to get an STC of Steam with a Total Warhammer series warp-powered bunch of keys.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Lord of the Rings.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (Trazyn has now accomplished this according to some writefaggotry posted on fanfiction.net. Much nerd [[rage]] shall ensue. You have been warned.)&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Star Wars.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (He has also accomplished this due to MORE Writefaggotry on Fanfiction.net.)&lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Star Trek (Risky, considering the technologies in Star Trek, he just might actually end up as a collectible himself or be tracked back to his home dimension).&lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Mass Effect universe (Doable, but risky if he ever crosses paths with the Reapers).  &lt;br /&gt;
* A TARDIS so he can learn the name of The Doctor (Riskier than Star Trek because of the technologies involved.  Also, if anyone could track Trazyn back to his home dimension and thoroughly wreck his shit it&#039;d be The Doctor). &lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Marvel Universe (main timeline).  &lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the DC Universe (main timeline).&lt;br /&gt;
* An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Halo universe.&lt;br /&gt;
* The body of a Dwarf [[Slayer]] who died of old age.  &lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;All the NON-Grimdarkness of the 41st millennium in a bottle. So nothing in bottle then.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;  Already done.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Temperus Maximus]]&#039; Adamantium Cigar. Trazyn almost managed to loot this, but Temperus suddenly called an Orbital Strike on top of himself before this happened. Temperus&#039; armor received minor scorch marks when the strike ended and Trazyn&#039;s body double was obliterated.&lt;br /&gt;
* One marine from each chapter of the cursed founding.&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Death Korps of Krieg]] gas mask serial number 0000000000000000000000001.&lt;br /&gt;
* Names, addresses and personal phone numbers of the two unknown Primarchs.&lt;br /&gt;
* Cardinal Anton Fedelicus and his collected writings, which if introduced would have allowed for a very large degree of sexual freedom to have been integrated into the ecclesiarchical theology without increasing the risk of Slaaneshi corruption.&lt;br /&gt;
* A living [[Astral Knights|Astral Knight]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A &amp;quot;lucky&amp;quot; [[Lamenters]] marine (also count as one of the cursed founding collection).&lt;br /&gt;
* A working time travel device created by the [[Ordo Chronos]] ([[heresy|if it was ever made]]). The purpose for this device being -- you guessed it -- collect more artifacts from the past.&lt;br /&gt;
* His own body double in an alternative universe, if only he did not manage to turn into [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|dimensional sponge]] in the process or lost to his alternative self in a collection contest.&lt;br /&gt;
* A lock of hair from each of the [[Tarkus|infamous]] [[Boreale|baldraven]] [[Diomedes|marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A &amp;quot;My First Assault Cannon&amp;quot; box set (Even better if unopened).&lt;br /&gt;
* A photo of the Emperor as a boy.&lt;br /&gt;
* As well as all of his photographic recordings scattered throughout time, whether it is rock scribble from the stone age or painting in the Renaissance Era or those Youtube video he has made back in 20XX.&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Squat]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A living Boneripper (plenty of chance since Thanquol is still around in Age of Sigmar).&lt;br /&gt;
* The personal battle standard of [[Gabriel Angelos]] used at his ascension to chapter master.&lt;br /&gt;
** The Blood Ravens also want one of Trazyn&#039;s personal banners. Negotiations are ongoing.&lt;br /&gt;
* An Ogryn&#039;s &#039;Guardsman&#039;s Primer: Colouring Book Edition&#039; and matching &#039;The Great Crayon Crusade&#039; coloring set.&lt;br /&gt;
* The oldest dreadnought of each Space Marine chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Samus]]&#039; armor.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Entire First and Second Seasons of &amp;quot;If The Emperor had a text-to-speech device&amp;quot; on blu-ray signed by Chapter Master Alfabusa.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chapter Master Alfabusa in a stasis chamber. &lt;br /&gt;
* Limited collectors edition of Half life 3 (After all, it&#039;s only been 38,000 years in development, maybe Valve will finish it before chaos/da WAAAAGH/the Tyranids/Imotekh&#039;s ego consumes the entire galaxy!)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sly Marbo|Sly Marbo&#039;s]] personal pistol, though not even Trazyn is willing to try and collect it.&lt;br /&gt;
* An actual ork sniper.&lt;br /&gt;
* A Butlin-Class Titan.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Men of Iron|Man of Iron]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;The Cigar Creed always chews but never smokes.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Acquired as part of the new Creed exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
* The legs from an Imperial Sentinel (must have attachment for his own legs)&lt;br /&gt;
* A list of names of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;the fallen to wave at the Dark Angels&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; COMPLETELY UNRELATED TRAITOR MARINES THAT JUST LIKE WEARING DARK GREEN AND WINGED SWORDS.&lt;br /&gt;
* A ham personally provided by the Ordo Draigo.&lt;br /&gt;
* A book borrowed from the black library with a selfie of him and Cegorach.&lt;br /&gt;
* A picture of himself before he turned to Necron. (just print his memories, he is an android, duh)&lt;br /&gt;
* The best pole dancer in the Commorragh in a stasis chamber (that was [[Yvraine]] at one point, so her).&lt;br /&gt;
* The best pole dancer out of all Slaanesh cultists in a stasis chamber.&lt;br /&gt;
* A photograph of a Cyclonic torpedo the moment it impacts the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
* A group photo of Thunder Warriors with Arik Taranis and the Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
* An acknowledgement from GW that [[Malal]] does indeed exist.&lt;br /&gt;
* An actual affordable GW Warhammer 40k miniature from any faction.&lt;br /&gt;
* An undisputably good codex from any faction.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carlos McConnell]], or at least one of his catgirls, in a stasis chamber.&lt;br /&gt;
* A jar of [[Skub]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The book &amp;quot;[[Standard Template Construct]]&amp;quot; for dummies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sensible [[Blood Angels]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Hairless [[Space Wolves]]. Being shaven doesn&#039;t count, the Marine has to be hairless naturally.&lt;br /&gt;
* A copy of Battletoads.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Statue of Liberty, shrunk to 10 feet size and taken from Nova Yourk hive of Merica.&lt;br /&gt;
* Blueprint of [[Angron]]&#039;s Butcher&#039;s Nails.&lt;br /&gt;
* A WW2 Era Luger pistol, original.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enough Blood for the [[Khorne|Blood God]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Enough Skulls for the Skull Throne.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, LOYALIST SCUM!&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Roboute Guilliman&#039;s new [[Primaris Marines|Super Space Marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A Pokeball that can hold a C&#039;tan.&lt;br /&gt;
* A living member of the Interex.&lt;br /&gt;
* A Picture of Eldrad and Vect trying to out-dick one another.&lt;br /&gt;
* An STC that has technology that will allow him to do some Dark Eldar Drugs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A video of Nemesor Zahndrekh putting on glasses and realizing that he is now a Skeleton Robot and the Other Necrontyr are not what they seemed to be&lt;br /&gt;
* An member of an Alien race the Imperium actually gets along with. (&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Pretty damn impossible.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Also [[Yvraine]]; two birds, one stone)&lt;br /&gt;
* An Ork who can actually think. Word has it [[War of the Beast|he might need to go back in time for that...]]&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;DLC for Dawn of War III.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Got that on the same sale he got the keys for TW:WH.&lt;br /&gt;
* An Autograph from [[Nagash]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A video of Yarrick taking over the Orks. (&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Only a Matter of time now&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[wat|It&#039;s mentioned in the 8E rulebook that the Orks and Humans on Armageddon formed an alliance to fight chaos, so this is pretty much canon for now.]])&lt;br /&gt;
* The Golden Throne. That means Trazyn is not allowed on Holy Terra.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Belisarius Cawl]]. Bonus points if he collects the Alpha Primus as well.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Enough DAKKA.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;WUT DID WE SAY &#039;BOUT DAT?&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* The name and address of the Ork that keeps Dakka blocking him.&lt;br /&gt;
* An official GW/[[The Ninth Age]] tournament. Will require some dimensional traveling since the latter started distancing itself from being 9th Edition WHFB.&lt;br /&gt;
** An official WHFB tournament that uses [[Warhammer Armies Project]] rules.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Farsight#The_Dawn_Blade|The Dawn Blade]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clone of [[Fabius Bile]], not as an exhibit but just to make conversation with. He nearly got one if Fabius Bile didn&#039;t decide to trade him his Fulgrim clone instead.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lorgar|Lorgar&#039;s]] diary, the single largest source of [[heresy]] in the universe. He puts this one off due to the aura of discomfort that radiates from anything Lorgar has touched.&lt;br /&gt;
* A portal into an alternate past reality where GW doesn&#039;t constantly use the Eldar as fluffy punching bags, and where xenos factions actually get as much attention as [[Space Marine|GeeDub&#039;s poster boys.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* A pyrophobic [[Salamanders (Chapter)|Salamander]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s text-to-speech device.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s left eye.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Old Man Henderson|Old Man Henderson&#039;s]] gnomes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Old Man Henderson&#039;s player.&lt;br /&gt;
* All Nintendo World Championship cartridges, both regular and gold.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of those [[Noise Marine]] sonic guns that looks like a sweet guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
* A member of the Death Korps of Krieg with self-preservation instincts.&lt;br /&gt;
* A living [[Sensei]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The only known Platypus to achieve the rank of Inquisitor along with his arch-nemesis: a bumbling non-chaotic heretek pharmacist.&lt;br /&gt;
* A set of [[Rogue Trader]] era [[Beakie]] Armor.&lt;br /&gt;
* The rest of the Blackstone Fortresses.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Commissar Fuklaw|Commissar Fuklaw&#039;s]] cap.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cultist-chan]] in a sound-proof cell.&lt;br /&gt;
* A recording of Tzeentch saying [[JUST AS PLANNED]] in every known language (would&#039;ve been done sooner, but Tzeentch keeps speaking in languages that he claims either don&#039;t exist or he might be making up, just to troll Trazyn).&lt;br /&gt;
* One of [[Dranon|Dranon&#039;s]] cigars.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ciaphas Cain]] HERO OF THE IMPERIUM&#039;s missing fingers.&lt;br /&gt;
* A sextape of Cain and Amberley.  &lt;br /&gt;
* Two copies of Shadow War: Armageddon.  The second one will be a backup &#039;Just in case&#039; copy.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some [[Primaris Lieutenant|Primaris Lieutenants]]. There is so many right now nobody is gonna notice some of them go missing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Roboute&#039;s body pillow of Yvraine.&lt;br /&gt;
* Yvraine&#039;s vibrator that she got while on Ultramar.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Silent King]]&#039;s Sanguinus mask.&lt;br /&gt;
* A &amp;quot;Miniature&amp;quot; of an Emperor Class Titan in regular 40k scale.&lt;br /&gt;
* Dio Brando with a ROAD ROLLER DAAAAA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitten&#039;s Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker deck.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitten himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* A picture of Kitten and Shadowsun kissing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Shadowsun&#039;s bodysuit after a fight.  &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Commissar Yarrick]]&#039;s right arm&lt;br /&gt;
* Assholetep&#039;s robes.  The only thing stopping is the fact that if Trazyn accomplished this, Assholetep would immediately assume it&#039;s Trazyn and wreck his collection, so Trazyn&#039;s put this on the backburner.&lt;br /&gt;
* Every single person who had edited this page. Don&#039;t! I&#039;m edi--&lt;br /&gt;
* Some more paper and a pencil for more lists. And Lord Admiral Spire to complete his Imperial collection.&lt;br /&gt;
* All the Pokémons.&lt;br /&gt;
* A clear, accurate, unedited photograph of a Diglett&#039;s body. &lt;br /&gt;
* And a partridge in a pear tree~&lt;br /&gt;
* The official single extended version of the Tattered Sails Shanty signed by [[Luthor Harkon]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Mona Lisa (will probably have to infiltrate the Imperial Palace).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ever-increasing Trazyn&#039;s aliases List==&lt;br /&gt;
*Arsène Lupin&lt;br /&gt;
*Pepe&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob The regular non-necron guardsman.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob the Builder&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fat Controller&lt;br /&gt;
*Sir Toppham Hatt&lt;br /&gt;
*Every notable persons from your childhood&lt;br /&gt;
*Borris the generic soul-less warrior&lt;br /&gt;
*Phaeron Imothephek the Thunderboltlord.&lt;br /&gt;
*Onionkyr the Voyager.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nemesor Zahnpasta.&lt;br /&gt;
*The grinch&lt;br /&gt;
*Vanguard O&#039;Brien.&lt;br /&gt;
*El Bandido Dickbag de la Muerte&lt;br /&gt;
*Trellsin the Singular.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://youtu.be/v4Y4QBL5Fmg Bender][https://youtu.be/OWPfcEOr2Yg Bending Rodríguez]&lt;br /&gt;
*Necropimp&lt;br /&gt;
*The most fabulous Necron of them all (after he said this, Sanguinius appeared before him and told him that if he ever said the word fabulous again, he would steal everything he owns)&lt;br /&gt;
*Illuminor Spookyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*Notc&#039;tan the Diviner.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sissy Rack the Loud Queen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dio Brando/ZA WARUDO.&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanquol the (In)Competent.&lt;br /&gt;
*Marisa Kirisame&lt;br /&gt;
*Shas&#039;O Wi A&#039;bu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Inquisitor Emprah of Catachan.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anon Y. Mouse.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Inkoc Nito.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dirty Dan&lt;br /&gt;
*Pinhead Larry&lt;br /&gt;
*Winona Ryder&lt;br /&gt;
*The Tin White Douche&lt;br /&gt;
*Dean Isle.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kaz Miller.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mideer Laydee.&lt;br /&gt;
*Eliphas the inheritor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Commissar Hugh Mann.&lt;br /&gt;
*Korporal Dick Goesinzya.&lt;br /&gt;
*Canoness Ivanna Purgealot.&lt;br /&gt;
*High Scout Henrick Day-o-midis.&lt;br /&gt;
*Farsighter Loldrad Gretchinbane.&lt;br /&gt;
*Lord-sergeant Ultramarius Sicarius.&lt;br /&gt;
*Archservitor Robotnik Wilhelm.&lt;br /&gt;
*Warboss Ghozkull Grotstealer.&lt;br /&gt;
*Skitarius Ranger Alpha Stroheimus JJ-1337.&lt;br /&gt;
*Archon Kim Ke.&lt;br /&gt;
*Trashbin the incompetent&lt;br /&gt;
*Suede O&#039;Niim.&lt;br /&gt;
*John Smith.&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Smithee.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyon.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ned Cron.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mouse M.D.&lt;br /&gt;
*Victor Domashev.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bernie Madoff&lt;br /&gt;
*Carmen Sandiego&lt;br /&gt;
*Lara Craft&lt;br /&gt;
*Master Thief&lt;br /&gt;
*Sir Welland Dowde&lt;br /&gt;
*High Admiral tankcommander Pascual.&lt;br /&gt;
*Techpriest 01110100 01110010 01100001 01111010 01111001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01100110 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 00001010 .&lt;br /&gt;
*Gordon Freeman.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mr. Roboto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nyzart the ending&lt;br /&gt;
*Nafqa.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sly Cooper&lt;br /&gt;
*The God emperor of Mankind.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mac Tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
*The G-man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Venom Snake.&lt;br /&gt;
*He-Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Skeltor&lt;br /&gt;
*Iron Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Albert Wesker&lt;br /&gt;
*Gabe Newell.&lt;br /&gt;
*SLYYYY MARBOOO!! (When Trazyn assumed this disguise, every necron in the segmentum had a Catachan Fang spontaneously appear in its skull and teleported to self repair, and the knife that appeared in Trazyn&#039;s hands had &amp;quot;I&#039;ll let you off this time&amp;quot; written on the grip.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Big Boss Final&lt;br /&gt;
*Zharn the Bee Trainer&lt;br /&gt;
*Tray the Model Man&lt;br /&gt;
*[[matt_ward|Matt Ward&#039;s]] dignity&lt;br /&gt;
*BIg BobbyG.&lt;br /&gt;
*alpharius.&lt;br /&gt;
*not omegon.&lt;br /&gt;
*the London Jets&lt;br /&gt;
*pantheon of 40k (GW)&lt;br /&gt;
*Belisarius Cawl&lt;br /&gt;
*JOHN CENA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
*The Immortal Jod Emper of Space-skeletonkind&lt;br /&gt;
*Spartacus&lt;br /&gt;
*Danger Powers&lt;br /&gt;
*The Second Coming of Matt Ward&lt;br /&gt;
*Fresh Prince of Ultramar&lt;br /&gt;
*The King of Games&lt;br /&gt;
*Mr E. Man&lt;br /&gt;
*The real thief of the Primarchs&lt;br /&gt;
*Sister Superior Wendy&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaplin Hamburglar  &lt;br /&gt;
*The Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
*Thief Khee&#039;Bler&lt;br /&gt;
*Norm L. Pearson &lt;br /&gt;
*The Lord of the [[Squats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;S&amp;gt;Waldo&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Wally&lt;br /&gt;
*The God Emperor of Mankind&lt;br /&gt;
*Ol’ Funnybones &lt;br /&gt;
*T-8 Double Zero&lt;br /&gt;
*Systems model 101&lt;br /&gt;
*Hugh Mann&lt;br /&gt;
*The Necron emperor of Necronkind&lt;br /&gt;
*The next door neighbour who is a hoarder&lt;br /&gt;
* YOU THIEVING BASTARD!&lt;br /&gt;
*Commander Griefouz&lt;br /&gt;
*Our Lord and Saviour&lt;br /&gt;
*Generic Robot #3775123&lt;br /&gt;
*Trashy the Incontinent&lt;br /&gt;
*Jimmy Neuron&lt;br /&gt;
*Lieutenant Crunch&lt;br /&gt;
*Mor&#039;Dakka&lt;br /&gt;
*Alice Turning &lt;br /&gt;
*Shiro The Black&lt;br /&gt;
*Kuro The White&lt;br /&gt;
*Pha&#039;Keen Weeb&lt;br /&gt;
*Fabricator General ES-7C&lt;br /&gt;
*High Lord Servitus Tenticulus Corpuscori&lt;br /&gt;
*Fleet Admiral Squatbar&lt;br /&gt;
*Jabba Da Pump&lt;br /&gt;
*Canoness Phat As&#039;h&lt;br /&gt;
*Sister Jhail Bate&lt;br /&gt;
*Inquisitor Bigideas&lt;br /&gt;
*Huxley&lt;br /&gt;
*Sigmar Freudian&lt;br /&gt;
*Dr.Ankh Scotchman&lt;br /&gt;
*Machine Spirit R2-D2&lt;br /&gt;
*Clifford The Big Red Murder Beast&lt;br /&gt;
*Big Mac&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaplain Charles Chaplin&lt;br /&gt;
*Larry The Cable Guy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fall of Cadia==&lt;br /&gt;
Oddly enough, it appears that Trazyn decided to &#039;aid&#039; the Imperium in their defense of Cadia (he decided that after 60 million years it would be interesting to play the hero for once). He knows the secrets of the Pylons on Cadia, and he even releases Imperium people from his collection (represented in game by letting you deep strike units, if you take Trazyn in your Imperium army). What a great guy giving up his collection to have more space for other exotic exhibits...&lt;br /&gt;
Specifically he got the feeling that something was coming after the Bell of Saint Gersthal started chiming in his collection (in Necron stasis, which shouldn&#039;t have been able to happen), messing with the programs of his Tomb World, breaking a bunch of priceless and unique shit, ruining it with [[Lulz|leaking coolant]], as it rang thirteen times before ceasing. Trazyn, perhaps more befuddled than irate, but really quite put off, promptly headed off to the Celestial Orrery on Thanatos, having to explain having stolen &#039;&#039;their&#039;&#039; shit the last time he was there, just to see what the fuck was going on (but not before casting the bell into the webway, [[Troll|hoping it would be as much of a pain in the Eldar&#039;s ass as it was his]]). And what do you know, there was but the Crons&#039; watching over the thing could do nothing about it cause they were just meant to watch over the thing, not play galactic peacekeepers (although they eventually let him in, the guards weren&#039;t happy that Trazyn was there, due to an incident where some priceless artifact mysteriously went missing the last time he visited). Thus Trazyn decided to take up the role as a savior for once (mostly because he was bored and wanted to try something other than grave-robbing), and find the source of the corruption, which happened to be the little boring world of Cadia.&lt;br /&gt;
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Long story short, Trazyn went off to Cadia released some parts of his collection (most notably Inquisitor Greyfax, though that is mostly just because his old Pen Pal Valeria was apparently killed by another human), and helped the Imperial forces screw around with the Pylons. Which somewhat backfired to put it lightly, though not that it mattered much to him because he stopped caring about playing the hero role and figured that while he was around he could find something for his collection to commemorate such a historic moment. And while he was originally hoping to claim Abaddon for his collection, his second choice was no less impressive.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Creed stands alone on the ruined surface of Cadia. He sees a metal giant in a scaled cloak in front of him, hand outstretched.&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Ursarkar E. [[Creed]] - This is not your end. Eternity Awaits&amp;quot;....&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://images.wikia.com/heman/images/b/bc/Skeletor.jpg Compare and contrast, comrades.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtu.be/jJh5PETGihs?t=10m16s Epic duel ahead.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://soundcloud.com/calvin-turner-606722642/trazyn-the-infinite An audio recording of his infamous letter.] N.B Lost in the warp, and we all know who to blame for that now don&#039;t we?&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVghX8opHJU The infamous robot magpie himself finally has a voice actor!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT5mWEWTb6A Trazyn National Anthem]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist, one who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
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Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work, all so that he can know what he&#039;s doing when he reaches godhood.  He has been on the brink of reaching the desired understanding for many Terran centuries, yet somehow final comprehension always escapes him.  He&#039;s considered the possibility he will never fully understand, but refuses to accept it.  Given his role in robotcizing the Necrontyr, he&#039;s an expert as modifying and enchaning their bodies.  On occasion, Szeras&#039; talents are in such demand amongst the Necron dynasties that he can name his own price -- invariably a harvesting raid targeted against a world of his choosing.  Since he considers battles a waste of time and resources at best, the only reason Szeras ever goes into battle is to make sure his employer doesn&#039;t renege on the bargain.&lt;br /&gt;
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Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments, because they give more interesting results to him.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down (and it&#039;s not because he has any empathy for them - they&#039;re considered inferior beings in his eyes - but because he doesn&#039;t like the noise).]] &lt;br /&gt;
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He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research.Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton with a penchant for deadly unethical experiments that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet.  In 40k he could simply be like [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]], or a robot version of the Dark Eldar [[Haemonculi]], given his penchant for modifying his own robot body and those of his people.&lt;br /&gt;
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==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
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At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263525</id>
		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
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		<updated>2020-04-21T08:43:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* History */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:New Szeras Model.png |300px|thumb|right|Mmmm, strawberry milkshake!]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist, one who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work, all so that he can know what he&#039;s doing when he reaches godhood.  He has been on the brink of reaching the desired understanding for many Terran centuries, yet somehow final comprehension always escapes him.  He&#039;s considered the possibility he will never fully understand, but refuses to accept it.  Given his role in robotcizing the Necrontyr, he&#039;s an expert as modifying and enchaning their bodies.  On occasion, Szeras&#039; talents are in such demand amongst the Necron dynasties that he can name his own price -- invariably a harvesting raid targeted against a world of his choosing.  Since he considers battles a waste of time, he only shows up in person to ensure his employer doesn&#039;t double-cross him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments, because they give more interesting results to him.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down (and it&#039;s not because he has any empathy for them - they&#039;re considered inferior beings in his eyes - but because he doesn&#039;t like the noise).]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research.Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton with a penchant for deadly unethical experiments that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet.  In 40k he could simply be like [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]], or a robot version of the Dark Eldar [[Haemonculi]], given his penchant for modifying his own robot body and those of his people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263524</id>
		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
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		<updated>2020-04-21T08:41:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* History */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:New Szeras Model.png |300px|thumb|right|Mmmm, strawberry milkshake!]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist, one who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work, all so that he can know what he&#039;s doing when he reaches godhood.  He has been on the brink of reaching the desired understanding for many Terran centuries, yet somehow final comprehension always escapes him.  He&#039;s considered the possibility he will never fully understand, but refuses to accept it.  Given his role in robotcizing the Necrontyr, he&#039;s an expert as modifying and enchaning their bodies.  On occasion, Szeras&#039; talents are in such demand amongst the Necron dynasties that he can name his own price -- invariably a harvesting raid targeted against a world of his choosing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments, because they give more interesting results to him.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down (and it&#039;s not because he has any empathy for them - they&#039;re considered inferior beings in his eyes - but because he doesn&#039;t like the noise).]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research.Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton with a penchant for deadly unethical experiments that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet.  In 40k he could simply be like [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]], or a robot version of the Dark Eldar [[Haemonculi]], given his penchant for modifying his own robot body and those of his people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263523</id>
		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263523"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T08:38:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* History */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:New Szeras Model.png |300px|thumb|right|Mmmm, strawberry milkshake!]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist, one who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work, all so that he can know what he&#039;s doing when he reaches godhood.  He has been on the brink of reaching the desired understanding for many Terran centuries, yet somehow final comprehension always escapes him.  He&#039;s considered the possibility he will never fully understand, but refuses to accept it.  Given his role in robotcizing the Necrontyr, he&#039;s an expert as modifying and enchaning their bodies.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down (and it&#039;s not because he has any empathy for them - they&#039;re considered inferior beings in his eyes - but because he doesn&#039;t like the noise).]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research.Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton with a penchant for deadly unethical experiments that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet.  In 40k he could simply be like [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]], or a robot version of the Dark Eldar [[Haemonculi]], given his penchant for modifying his own robot body and those of his people.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263522</id>
		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263522"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T08:35:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* History */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:New Szeras Model.png |300px|thumb|right|Mmmm, strawberry milkshake!]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist, one who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work, all so that he can know what he&#039;s doing when he reaches godhood.  He has been on the brink of reaching the desired understanding for many Terran centuries, yet somehow final comprehension always escapes him.  He&#039;s considered the possibility he will never fully understand, but refuses to accept it.   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down (and it&#039;s not because he has any empathy for them - they&#039;re considered inferior beings in his eyes - but because he doesn&#039;t like the noise).]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research.Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton with a penchant for deadly unethical experiments that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet, or simply [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]] to make the most obvious comparison within 40k (one wonders what would happen if they met).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263521</id>
		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:New Szeras Model.png |300px|thumb|right|Mmmm, strawberry milkshake!]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist, one who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work, all so that he can know what he&#039;s doing when he reaches godhood.  He has been on the brink of reaching the desired understanding for many Terran centuries, yet somehow final comprehension always escapes him.  He&#039;s considered the possibility he will never fully understand, but refuses to accept it.   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down (and it&#039;s not because he has any empathy for them - considered inferior beings in his eyes - but because he doesn&#039;t like the noise).]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research.Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton with a penchant for deadly unethical experiments that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet, or simply [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]] to make the most obvious comparison within 40k (one wonders what would happen if they met).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263520</id>
		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
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{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist, one who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work, all so that he can know what he&#039;s doing when he reaches godhood.  He has been on the brink of reaching the desired understanding for many Terran centuries, yet somehow final comprehension always escapes him.  He&#039;s considered the possibility he will never fully understand, but refuses to accept it.   &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down.]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research.Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton with a penchant for deadly unethical experiments that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet, or simply [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]] to make the most obvious comparison within 40k (one wonders what would happen if they met).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263519</id>
		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
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{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work.  Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down.]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research. Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet, or simply [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]] to make the most obvious comparison within 40k (one wonders what would happen if they met).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
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{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
The Necron Cryptek (a plasmancer to be precise, though he&#039;s dabbling in biomancy) known as Illuminor Szeras is one of the most reviled beings in the whole galaxy. Both hated and envied by the other Necrontyr, it was Szeras&#039; twisted genius that ultimately made the process of biotranference a reality.  The C&#039;tan might have provided the required knowledge to the Necrontyr for the biotransference of their consciousness into their new bodies of living metal, but it was Szeras who made it a reality. Even then, he saw it as the first of several steps on the path to ultimate evolution, a journey that would end as a creature not of flesh or metal, but as a god of pure energy. Until that day, Szeras is driven to take full advantage of his android form. After all, no longer must he sleep nor deal with the thousand frailties and distractions to which flesh is heir.  Essentially he&#039;s the necron equivalent of a transhumanist who sees technology as the means to that end (with a god complex thrown in).  &lt;br /&gt;
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Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work.  Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down.]] &lt;br /&gt;
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He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research. Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet, or simply [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]] (to make the most obvious comparison within 40k) with an added god complex.&lt;br /&gt;
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==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
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At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[image:FabulousBile.jpg|thumb|right| Told you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|Unlike you, whelp, I once walked the same ground as your Idol. I breathed the same air as him. And I tell you this, without lie or artifice. He never wanted to become what you have made him! He did not wish to be your god-thing. He abhorred such ideals! The slavery of your crippled, blind Imperium would sicken him, if he had eyes to see it.|Fabius Bile, telling it like it is to Rafen of the Blood Angels, Black Tide}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I was building another science, my science, wild science, robots and lasers and disembodied brains. A science that buzzed and glowed; it wanted to do things. It could get up and walk, fly, fight, sprout garish glowing creations in the remotest parts of the world, domes and towers and architectural fever dreams. And it was angry. It was mad science.|Dr. Impossible - Soon I Will Be Invincible}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Fabius Bile&#039;&#039;&#039; (Fabulous Bill, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele| Mengele] in SPESS, or simply &amp;quot;Bob&amp;quot;) is the mad scientist to end all mad scientists (since to the [[Haemonculi]] science comes second to pain). He&#039;s got a lab coat made of human skin, a pimpin&#039; staff, and thousands of certificates proclaiming him the Sickest Fuck in the universe. And by Sickest we mean both most Depraved and most Radical. Yes, he is an insane psychopathic psychopath.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;He is also absolutely fabulous&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|Heresy}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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He has the ability to hook up with a squad and pump them full of his pimp cane juice, making them get on board the Rape Train and head right for the front cabin. His pimp cane also causes Instant Death, though it counts as a regular weapon so anything with decent armor&#039;s likely to survive against him (very bad given that counting the CSM codex, six of the armies out right now are [[MEQ]], with the [[Necrons]] also being close behind). Put him in with a squad of Berserkers or Possessed who scored themselves power weapons and stuff them in a Land Raider. It&#039;s time to rev the Fun Bus the fuck up and have yourselves a party (Vengaboys soundtrack optional).  &lt;br /&gt;
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(That said, he&#039;s still a pretty sick fuck.)&lt;br /&gt;
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He shows up in the expansion for inquisitor martyr (SPOILERS), where he sounds like he had throatcancer (Which considering, in all likelyhood, he probably does).  Oh and he’s getting a new model for Psychic Awakening &lt;br /&gt;
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==The Great Crusade==&lt;br /&gt;
Before joining the ill-fated Terran part of the Emperor&#039;s Children, Fabius grew up in a wealthy family on Terra, apparently happily. One of his families retainers was a man who created intricate toys of chimerical monstrosities which delighted a young Fabius. He also taught baby Fabi how to alter white mice into performing tricks and theatrical routines, which always went wrong when they reverted to the bestial instincts and tore each other apart. Little Fabius got frustrated with this but the whole thing served as a preface to his later work. Never let it be said that creepy fuckery didn&#039;t start young.&lt;br /&gt;
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After being inducted into the legion, Fabius swiftly rose through the ranks and became the [[Apothecary|Chief Apothecary]]. Before [[Fulgrim]] was rediscovered, the legion was afflicted by a degenerative geneseed flaw known as the Blight - a progressive form of cancer that caused random tumors in both bones and organs. Fabius was tasked with finding a cure, lest the flaw wipe out the Emperor&#039;s Children to a man. He gradually became more morose as his work only led to failure (as well as prompting his future experimental streak). All the Terran marines of the Legion were susceptible to the disease and Fabius was forced to euthanize a lot of his friends and comrades, leading to him seeking solitude away from his battle-brothers. Matters were not helped by the last shipment of uncorrupted geneseed randomly vanishing from the Luna gene-forges and the archived samples degenerating onsite - an incident Crusade command wrote off as a mystery for the ages but was either Trazyn or general warp dickery. We also now know that the Primaris Marines were created from uncorrupted Gene Seed of all the Legions, so it&#039;s possible Cawl got his sticky dendrites into the stores. Fabius, against all odds, rose to the challenge, albeit reluctantly. &lt;br /&gt;
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It turns out that a cure was &#039;&#039;never&#039;&#039; actually found, and that reuniting with their primarch on Chemos only served to provide fresh material for &amp;quot;untainted&amp;quot; Space Marines. All those who suffered the flaw were put to death in an attempt to prevent any infection from reaching the healthy brethren... Except for Fabius himself who was in a position to falsify his medical records. His prognosis was that he only had about a year to live, but had developed a process of temporarily rejuvenating himself using elixirs distilled from enzymes and proteins drawn from [[Grimdark|dead Astartes]], and quite possibly including those who never even suffered the flaw either.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Legion as a whole had a obsession with perfection as a general concept but Fabius&#039; first forays into bodily experimentation came when the Legion assaulted Laeran, a world of reptilian creatures who were gene-engineered to perfectly carry out a specific task. Bewitched by the idea, Fabius eventually began to perform clandestine experiments on trying to improve the [[gene-seed]] even before the [[Horus Heresy]] started. It didn&#039;t take long for [[Fulgrim]] to find out, but he gave Fabius his blessing as long as it didn&#039;t bring Imperial censure upon the Legion. Of course, once the Heresy was underway, prudence and discretion were thrown to the wind and Fabius&#039; enhancements became in high demand amongst the Emperor&#039;s Children.&lt;br /&gt;
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During the opening movements of the Isstvaan Massacre (taking place before the actual murder-party itself) Fabius ended up saving the life of Nathaniel Garro, who would eventually go on to alert the [[Imperium]] to the Heresy. In retrospect that would probably make Fabius a dead man walking otherwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Heresy==&lt;br /&gt;
After turning full traitor, Fabulous Vile became the go-to guy for any kind of enhancement, to the extent that there were not many Emperor&#039;s Children in the legion who had not been under his knives in some form or other. He was part of the inner cabal of legion figureheads who attempted to exorcise Fulgrim and even found the time to fiddle around with mixing geneseed together (something unheard of at the time), eventually leading to a certain fellow called [[Honsou]]. He toyed around with both the original anathame and the incomplete (and corrupted) Primarch genome data [[Omegon]] [[Blood Ravens|&#039;acquired&#039;]] from the [[Raven Guard]]. It was during this time that he first started on his hobby of turning men, and women, and traitor Marines and [[troll|loyalist Marines]] and basically anything that had the misfortune of coming into contact with him into horrifying inhuman monsters, something he refined considerably over the following millennia.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Fulgrim was being mopey over the death of his once-BFF [[Ferrus Manus]], it was Fabius that tried to clone the dead Primarch back to life so Fulgrim and him could be BFF again... Except even the clones of Ferrus refused to turn to Chaos and had to be killed by Fulgrim, to the latter&#039;s unending [[butthurt]] and [[rage]]. (He believed Fabius was producing flawed clones on purpose just to spite him, [[derp|yet kept on ordering him to create more!]]). It was from this episode that he received his surname from a daemon ascended Fulgrim, who accused him of being &amp;quot;full of bile&amp;quot;. Somehow, Chaos Gods know why, the name stuck.&lt;br /&gt;
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At some point in the Heresy, Fabius did [[Female Space Marines|something]] unprecedented outside of the most twisted fan-fiction. He created a [[Warhammer High|&amp;quot;daughter&amp;quot;]], from his own gene code, which he named Melusine. At the time, she was the pinnacle of his work on creating life but something in her making went horribly wrong and Fulgrim ordered her to be cast into the warp out of fear of what she might become. Let that sink in for a bit. Melusine then went on to wander the realm of Slaanesh, where she became demonic in the process. She would occasionally give vague warnings to Fabius in the future, holding some loyalty to her &amp;quot;father&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Post-Heresy==&lt;br /&gt;
While the Emperor&#039;s Children became wholehearted devotees of [[Slaanesh]], Fabius didn&#039;t turn into a hedonistic sense addict but rather rejected the [[Chaos Gods]] despite being aligned to the traitor cause, which he insisted on constantly arguing that there were no &#039;gods&#039; even to the Chaos devoted. To Fabius, Chaos was but a tool; the means to an end. Still, at first he stuck with his Legion. Because the Emperor&#039;s Children weren&#039;t much involved in the actual siege of Emperor&#039;s Palace itself [[Grimdark|(they were too busy butchering civilians)]], they were in a strong position during the &amp;quot;Legion Wars&amp;quot; that raged in the Eye of Terror after the Heresy and could supply Fabius with what he needed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite their relative strength, the legion itself was divided between following Fulgrim, [[Eidolon]], and [[Lucius]] and soon earned the ire of all other Traitor Legions due to their nasty habit of raiding them for slaves. Nevertheless, the Emperor&#039;s Children had some successes, leading them to defeat the [[Sons of Horus]] and Fabius retrieving the Warmaster&#039;s body. Horus&#039; body provided him with a wealth of information on top of what he&#039;d gotten from Omegon and the body of Ferrus Manus, and he succeeded in creating a viable albeit diminished &#039;clone&#039; of the Warmaster (Horus&#039; soul being annihilated by Big.E prevented a complete resurrection). Emboldened, Fabius then attempted to create clones of all of the Primarchs and live up to his self-proclaimed title of &#039;Primogenitor&#039;. He was well on his way to succeed, too, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;if it weren’t for those rotten kids&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; but then [[Abaddon]] arrived to fuck his shit up. Horus&#039; clone was killed by Abaddon and Fabius&#039; labs utterly ruined even though he managed to escape. &lt;br /&gt;
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After the Legion stronghold of Harmony [[Battle of Harmony|was destroyed]] by the nascent [[Black Legion]] and Fulgrim went AWOL (either doing drugs with his patron God/dess and/or having fun on his personal planet), Fabius was one of the few authority figures left capable of keeping things together. Many looked to the mad scientist to take command of what was left of the Emperor&#039;s Children Legion. Fabius, at that point completely estranged from them, refused. Command would only be a burden keeping him from his research. Eventually, the rest of the Emperor&#039;s Children drove Fabius out of the Legion, but by that point his skill in cloning meant that he had plenty of opportunities to gain new subjects for experimentation while providing clones for the remaining [[Chaos Space Marines]] to make recruits from. Fabius Bile became a free agent, obeying none but himself and his hunger for knowledge; staying alive and free by offering his services as an Apothecary.&lt;br /&gt;
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An amusing &#039;anecdote&#039; about Bile, that just shows how fabulous he is, is that (like his old pal Lucius), he got himself captured by the [[Dark Eldar]] at one point after the Heresy. Instead of pissing himself in fear at the thought of whatever awaited them like every other prisoner, he just frowned with annoyance at the setback and kept on experimenting. On his fellow prisoners. With whatever he had on hand. This unusual behaviour made [[Haemonculus|another bunch of sick fucks]] raise an eyebrow in curiosity and they invited the &#039;mere mon-keigh&#039; for a pleasant chat between academics. Although Bile was but a novice at cutting and reshaping things painfully compared to the haemonculi, his knowledge of the Warp allowed him to conclude a mutually beneficent pact with them. He concocted an elixir that allowed the haemonculi to [[grimdark|craft and keep alive a mobile tower made of the flesh and bones of their still-living victims]], giving them a base of operations that existed in constant agony and fed their shrivelled souls. In exchange, they let Fabius go unharmed after giving him a few pointers for his own research (plus, in true Dark Eldar fashion, they realized they would cause much more suffering by letting Fabius go about his business). Yup. Bile managed to be enough of a sick fuck that even a bunch of the most twisted Dark Eldar nodded in appreciation.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Present Day==&lt;br /&gt;
Bile has kept himself busy since leaving the Emperor&#039;s Children behind. Most of his time is spent on the world of Urum, where he set up a loose organisation called [[The Consortium (Warhammer 40,000)|the Consortium]], a research facility / playground / artist&#039;s commune for other Chaos Apothecaries to practice their art in relative peace (and also partly addressing why there aren&#039;t many Apothecaries in the Traitor Legions any more). Despite having only very little time to live during the Heresy, he&#039;s survived through the millennia by cloning and jumping bodies on a regular basis, although the flaw in his geneseed will keep on being replicated and get progressively worse. He estimates that he&#039;ll only live for another few centuries, which he&#039;ll spend finding a cure and finishing his great work.&lt;br /&gt;
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A major part of his &amp;quot;great work&amp;quot; is to create and perfect a new human race - the imaginatively named &amp;quot;New Men&amp;quot; - who would be superior to the Astartes and reclaim the galaxy from both chaos and xenos. The closest attempt he&#039;s made thus far are known as Glandhounds - men AND women  who are far stronger and more intelligent than regular humans, violently xenophobic towards anything that&#039;s not Fabius or another Glandhound, have very strong pack instincts and use them to bring down much larger prey. Like Traitor Astartes Fabius doesn&#039;t like. Unlike other examples of master-race creators in fiction, he seems entirely unconcerned about being the ruler of the new race or even being around himself when it comes about. It doesn&#039;t sound like a bad idea in itself but it goes without saying that old humanity - or anyone else for that matter - is not permitted to coexist with his new race. It&#039;s partly why he allows Nurgulite apothecaries to join his Consortium, as their work on viruses and plagues would allow him to clear out old humanity before letting his New Men move in, all inoculated naturally.&lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s hinted that he may have had something to do with the [[Obliterators|Obliterator virus]] (aka the turn-your-body-into-a-living-cannon virus) and there are rumors that he had a hand in screwing up the [[21st Founding]] as well, although this hasn&#039;t been mentioned in canon past oblique references.&lt;br /&gt;
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Bile isn&#039;t a fan of Chaos, mainly for its role in destroying what little cohesion the Emperor&#039;s Children had post-Heresy. He also sees its corrupting influence as running counter to his great work. He&#039;s also critical of the [[Emperor]] (beyond the usual traitor reasons) for stifling the growth of humanity as a psychic race. Fabius is [[Communism|oddly egalitarian]] for a mad scientist, complaining that the Emperor was foolish to only let geneseed work on men. Amusingly, he draws comparisons between himself and the Emperor as both are creaters of new races who often insist on worshiping them as gods. Another thing about him is that due to his attitude towards the Chaos Gods and his focus on science, he is the only known Chaos Space Marine that has kept faithful to the tenets of the [[Imperial Truth]], even though he is no longer faithful to the Imperium or the Emperor. He believes that what men call &amp;quot;Chaos Gods&amp;quot; are truly just mindless cosmic forces that are ascribed personalities by those driven insane by the Warp, and that Daemons are entities that, although seeming to be intelligent, ultimately lack self-awareness. He will even argue to daemons themselves that the gods are not real.&lt;br /&gt;
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The sheer irony that Fabious Bile of all people is trying to save humanity from Chaos and aliens and to push humanity forward into a new state of power which would ensure mankind&#039;s survival and dominance is just...holy shit.  So, doesn&#039;t that make him secretly a good guy?  Just in &amp;quot;the ends justify the means&amp;quot; taken up way past eleven.  More like past nine thousand with some of the nauseating stuff he&#039;s done.&lt;br /&gt;
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He has an odd place in the very loose and volatile hierarchy of the Traitor Legions, being both incredibly unpopular (he is wanted dead by the Dark Council of the [[Word Bearers]] and Fulgrim himself, isn&#039;t exactly on good terms with Abaddon after his Horus-cloning shenanigans and portions of almost every other Traitor Legion would appreciate [[rip and tear|voicing their viewpoint on his work ethics tactfully]]) and highly in demand for his skills (his knowledge of geneseed has saved more than one Traitor Legion from going completely extinct on multiple occasions). In other words, he&#039;s the smug, insufferable old coot everyone hates, but the guy is just too damn useful and knowledgeable to be retired.&lt;br /&gt;
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As with a lot of big characters from earlier editions, his portrayal in the fluff is pretty inconsistent, varying between cackling mad scientist, sadistic torturer for the giggles, stern extremist, goal-obsessed manipulator, and weirdly paternal visionary. One audio adaptation gives him a thetting lisp, which is bafflingly amusing when imagining a space marine, let alone one using sexual torture devices on a Primarch. Then again, he is jumping bodies a lot..&lt;br /&gt;
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Since the introduction of the [[Primaris Marines]] he has become obsessed with getting his hands on them, so he can experiment and created his own &amp;quot;improved&amp;quot; versions of them as well as cloning Guillliman.&lt;br /&gt;
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In recent fluff it is notable that he successfully cloned and raised Fulgrim, acquired a cache of pure [[Gene-seed]] and had a nice, constructive exchange with [[Trazyn the Infinite]]. It seemed good ole Trollzyn wanted a genuine Primarch for his collection, and that Fabius could still be a perfectly reasonable man willing to barter despite the whole &#039;mad scientist&#039; thing. It probably helped that Necrons can&#039;t be [[fleshcrafting|experimented upon]] any longer, though...&lt;br /&gt;
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As of [[Psychic Awakening]], it seems Bile has earned the [[Rage|ire]] of the [[Death Guard]] by [[Blood Ravens|&amp;quot;borrowing&amp;quot;]] a sacred relic of theirs, getting chased around the [[Scourge Stars]] as a result. Abandoning his renegade allies to Nurgle&#039;s forces, Bile took off with his prize to the [[Cadia|Cadian Gate]] with [[Typhus]] hot at his heels, his nefarious purposes a mystery for now.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Attack of the Clones==&lt;br /&gt;
Bile has a hard-on for cloning technology, and has a track record for making copies of himself and others. The latest fluff reveals that he is patterning and copying his mind over to fresh bodies and has done so hundreds of times over the years. The direct implication of this is that the original Bile probably died a long time ago and that there could even be more than one Bile going around the Galaxy. It also explains why he keeps cloning himself into his own Blight ravaged body - he would be more than capable of making a far better body but then he wouldn&#039;t be certain that the new body wouldn&#039;t effect his mind and go off and do something different, contrary to his great work.&lt;br /&gt;
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His first attempt was actually to clone [[Ferrus Manus]] since [[Fulgrim]] was feeling a bit guilty and wanted a do-over on turning his brother to chaos, though Fulgrim would keep murdering the clones because they wouldn&#039;t take the hint and change sides. Predictably, Fulgrim blamed Fabius for this, claiming a &amp;quot;perfect&amp;quot; clone would have been willing to join the Traitors. &lt;br /&gt;
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He later stole [[Horus]]&#039; corpse and cloned it repeatedly, an act that pushed [[Abaddon]] out of his emo loser phase into becoming the scourge of the Imperium. Really though, Abaddon was just annoyed that Fabius has like four arms. He got round to attempting to clone every other primarch as well, but all but two turned out to be a failure. Both successful one&#039;s were, to no ones great surprise, of Fulgrim and was genuinely an absolutely perfect and uncorrupted replica of the original. Lucius killed one whilst it was still an infant and Fabius himself found one he&#039;d made centuries before on Harmony. He originally considered using that one and a batch of pre heresy uncorrupted geneseed to make a new legion to protect his New Men whilst they colonised the galaxy but when he discovered that clone Fulgrim wanted to use them as lesser, expendable soldiers for galactic conquest he offered up the clone to Trazyn the Infinite&#039;s collection in disgust. Daddy issues aren&#039;t just an Abbadon only trait, it seems...&lt;br /&gt;
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He&#039;s currently attempting to create a Clone of the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|EMPRAH]]. Using [[Sanguinius]]&#039; blood. Let it never be said that Chaos is nothing if not ambitious. The [[Blood Angels]] managed to kill him and get the blood back, but he had already begun developing the clone at that point. And as it turns out, they didn&#039;t kill him due to the numerous clones of himself he has secreted throughout the galaxy. Mind you, it&#039;s not just a way for him to fuck with his enemies; he still hasn&#039;t figured out how to cure the Blight and needs to shunt his mind from one clone body to another to keep it from killing him. Also, keep in mind that if he does succeed in cloning the Emperor a new body (because we all know Big.E. would hijack that for himself), it probably would end absolutely horribly for Chaos. Especially considering how things went with the Ferrus Manus clones. (Although this might be entirely intentional on Bile&#039;s part, given his hatred of Chaos.)&lt;br /&gt;
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One of his clones appears in &#039;&#039;&#039;Inquisitor - Prophecy&#039;&#039;&#039;, the Expansion DLC of [[Warhammer 40,000: Inquisitor - Martyr]]. It is revealed that he played a part in the creation of the &amp;quot;Alpha Pariah&amp;quot; (an artificially created Pariah with the ability to permanently destroy Daemons). He appears in an early mission with the intent of taking back the Alpha Pariah for his nefarious purposes. He is briefly fought before fleeing. He serves as the final boss of the DLC, where he briefly transform&#039;s into a Cha....Unnameable beast before he is at last slain. Notably his hated reputation amongst the Traitor Astartes is shown, as the Plague Marines he hired to defend him intend to kill him the first chance they get.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Crunch==&lt;br /&gt;
On one hand, Bile has good stats and wargear: Feel No Pain through his Chirurgeon, Strength 5, a weapon that causes instant death (Rod of Torment), five attacks, and a particularly nasty poisoned weapon in the Xyclos Needler. On the other hand, his Rod of Torment does not ignore armor saves (unlike, say, the MURDER SWORD), his Xyclos Needler has really bad AP and sub-par range, and perhaps most damning of all, no Invulnerable save, unlike literally every other Chaos Character in the codex. So... Sucks, Right? Not quite. The reason Fabius Bile is taken, ironically, isn&#039;t for Bile himself; it&#039;s for his Enhanced Warriors trait, which gives a unit of Chaos Space Marines +1 Strength and Fearless. An enhanced Khornate CSM unit (Mark + Icon) rolls out 4 S6 attacks per Marine on the charge while being scoring and Fearless. While he isn&#039;t stellar in a normal CSM army (he&#039;s not a fighter nor does he enhance more than one unit of CSM), he really shines as an allied HQ — if you want a reasonably cheap CC threat for your pansy blueberries, take him and a 10-strong unit of Khornate CSM with meltaguns that can threaten massed infantry with the number of attacks, massed tanks with meltaguns/carnage combo and monstrous creatures with that Instant Death stick. Know that a Disordered Charge (aka multi-charge) denies you your Rage, so plan accordingly.&lt;br /&gt;
Note that he can enhance one CSM unit in your entire ARMY, so take him in an Auxiliary Detachment for your Traitor Legion, and buff one of their Legion CSM units. 20 Infiltratring S5 Fearless Alpha Legion CSM anyone?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
The news of improved Astartes was just the news he needed to pop back up. He has a 3-shot needle pistol that always wounds things that aren&#039;t vehicles on a 2+, as well as his Rod of Torment which is now S:User AP-1 D3 damage (except when attacking vehicles, which it only does 1 damage to.) Though he still lacks any kind of invuln, he now automatically regenerates d3 wounds at the start of each turn, giving him a bit of staying power. And as always, he can enhance a single infantry unit; roll a dice for each model in the unit, 6s are mortal wounds. The survivors either gain +1 to Strength, Toughness, or Attacks. Keen-eyed Chaos Lords will note that this can no longer be exclusively done to Chaos Marines. Yes, you can enhance a 20-man Berzerker or Possessed squad. Have fun! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==New Miniature==&lt;br /&gt;
Just revealed at the GAMA expo; Fabius is getting a new, more Fabulous figure in the coming weeks (pimp cane included). Models representing his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt; gimps&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; assistants included. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:FabiusBileNewModel.jpg|right|thumb|Look at that Strut!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Chaos-Marines}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Emperor&#039;s Children]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Illuminor_Szeras&amp;diff=263517</id>
		<title>Illuminor Szeras</title>
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{{topquote|1=Anyway, that&#039;s how I lost my medical license.|2=[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc Meet the Medic]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Illuminor Szeras&#039;&#039;&#039; is a [[Cryptek]] who, with help from the [[C&#039;tan]], developed the process for biotransference.  He is obsessed with unlocking the mysteries of life because he thinks he will eventually become a god, and wants to make sure he knows what he&#039;s doing once that happens.  Dissecting creatures at the molecular level has also given him insight into improving the Necrons&#039; robotic bodies, either with more powerful servos or thicker armor.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras [[Dark Eldar|vivisects living creatures while they are awake and without painkillers]] to find out how they work.  Since he goes through a lot of captives, when he&#039;s not in his laboratories he&#039;s accompanying Necron armies, exchanging his ability to augment the Necron troops for captives to experiment on.  He especially likes to use [[Eldar]] in his experiments.  The subjects are kept in stasis so they don&#039;t die as they&#039;re cut to pieces.  He watches each one to make sure he doesn&#039;t miss anything and take notes.  If the screaming gets too loud for his liking, [[Grimdark|he just turns his hearing down.]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He is arguably the most evil of Necrons, as he just doesn&#039;t give a fuck about anything except his own personal ambition and research. Whereas [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh]] wants to conquer the galaxy because he thinks he&#039;s the best person to lead it, and [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trazyn]] is a loveable kleptomaniac rivalling the [[Blood Ravens]], Szeras is essentially Josef Mengele in a robot body, or maybe space [[Nagash]] because he is an evil skeleton that tried to achieve godhood, but not aiming at chaos and has not succeed yet, or simply [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Billy]] (to make the most obvious comparison within 40k) with an added god complex.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==On the Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s main selling point is his special rule Mechanical Augmentation.  At the start of the game chose one unit of Immortals or Warriors to get +1 strength, toughness, or BS for the whole game. the failings of this ability are that you can only use it on Immortals or Warriors and that you have to roll for which bonus you get. It&#039;s nothing to scoff at, mind, as a 15-20 group of warriors with 5 S/T/BS is a scary thing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras has the same stats as an Immortal but with an extra wound and four attacks, which he may or may not get to use because of his very Necron-ish initiative 2. (Although he does have a Sv3+ RP4+ W2 statline to keep him alive) That would be completely awful if it weren&#039;t for that fact that Szeras carries a S8 AP2 Lance weapon, which combined with the fact that he costs slightly more than a baseline overlord makes him an alright choice. He also does give the +1 RP to both his own unit and any unit in 6&amp;quot; of him, which in a Decurion means that all those units still have a 4+ RP against ID.&lt;br /&gt;
Terra&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At 110 points he is a decent army buff and tank/TEQ killer. He probably shouldn&#039;t be your Warlord, but he works.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===8th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Probably the best HQ for Necrons.  His Mechanical Augmentation can be used any number of times (once per turn), though not on the same unit twice. The bonus from it is now random on a roll of a D3. Also he gives +1 to Reanimation Protocols of friendly Necrons within 3&amp;quot;.  Basically he cuts your losses in half, since now Necrons come back on 4+.  Couple that with a Resurrection Orb and watch your opponent cry as he cannot inflict any real casualties to your units.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Psychic Awakening===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Illuminor Szeras.jpg|thumb|The Old Finecast Szeras. &amp;quot;Alas, poor Yorri&#039;Kel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As of Psychic Awakening 9: Pariah, our many leggy skelly has gotten a new model, and HOOOOOOO boy does it look cool. He is now a lot larger and more ornate looking. He has basically replaced the much-loved pariah.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The New Big Reason to Get Him==&lt;br /&gt;
Szeras&#039;s big saving point is that he has spider-legs which makes him arguably &amp;quot;one of the best Necron models &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; (GW&#039;s words, which, for once, we wholly agree with), and because of his Psychic Awakening rules he can now counter Psykers, thus saving the lives of countless [[Scarab|Canoptek Scarabs]], which were previously charged with the singular duty of taking Smite directly to the face.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Necrons-Characters}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315928</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  Avalenor is the eldest and wisest of them, and a special character that (according to Geedubs) can go toe-to-toe (or hoof-to-hoof, in this case) with a Bloodthirster.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme, such as the Alarith Stonemages.  An exception are the Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  I wonder how Dwarfs would react to an elf controlling stone with magic.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png|Alarith, Spirit of the Mountain, deciding whose face needs some hammertime.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg|A pretty sad job, from the looks of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315927</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  One&#039;s called Alarith and the other&#039;s called Avalenor, and they may be special characters given that several other units share Alarith&#039;s name. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme, such as the Alarith Stonemages.  An exception are the Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  I wonder how Dwarfs would react to an elf controlling stone with magic.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png|Alarith, Spirit of the Mountain, deciding whose face needs some hammertime.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg|A pretty sad job, from the looks of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315926</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  One&#039;s called Alarith and the other&#039;s called Avalenor, and they may be special characters given that several other units share Alarith&#039;s name. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme, such as the Alarith Stonemages.  An exception are the Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  I wonder how Dwarfs would react to an elf controlling stone with magic.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png|Alarith, Spirit of the Mountain, deciding who to bring some hammer-time too.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg|A pretty sad job, from the looks of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315925</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315925"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:55:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Origins */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  One&#039;s called Alarith and the other&#039;s called Avalenor, and they may be special characters given that several other units share Alarith&#039;s name. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme, such as the Alarith Stonemages.  An exception are the Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  I wonder how Dwarfs would react to an elf controlling stone with magic.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png|Alarith, Spirit of the Mountain.  Probably has a connection to the Stonemage.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg|A pretty sad job, from the looks of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315924</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315924"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:53:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Gallery */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  One&#039;s called Alarith and the other&#039;s called Avalenor; special character or unit type, you decide.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme, such as the Alarith Stonemages.  An exception are the Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  I wonder how Dwarfs would react to an elf controlling stone with magic.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png|Alarith, Spirit of the Mountain.  Probably has a connection to the Stonemage.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg|A pretty sad job, from the looks of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315923</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315923"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:50:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Origins */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  One&#039;s called Alarith and the other&#039;s called Avalenor; special character or unit type, you decide.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme, such as the Alarith Stonemages.  An exception are the Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  With stone magic that can make rocks float.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png|Alarith, Spirit of the Mountain.  Unit type or special character?  You decide.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg|A pretty sad job, from the looks of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315922</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315922"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:48:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Gallery */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme, such as the Alarith Stonemages.  An exception are the Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  With stone magic that can make rocks float.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png|Alarith, Spirit of the Mountain.  Unit type or special character?  You decide.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg|A pretty sad job, from the looks of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315921</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315921"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:46:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Origins */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme, such as the Alarith Stonemages.  An exception are the Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  With stone magic that can make rocks float.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315920</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315920"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:45:36Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Gallery */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme.  Among their ranks are spellcasters called Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  With stone magic that can make rocks float.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr, according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315919</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315919"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:45:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Gallery */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme.  Among their ranks are spellcasters called Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  With stone magic that can make rocks float.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  That&#039;s pronounced SIN-ar-ee CATH-ull-arr according Geedubs themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315918</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315918"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:44:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They also sport spellcasters, often with an elemental theme.  Among their ranks are spellcasters called Scinari; think of these women like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions stored from aetherquartz instead of souls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  With stone magic that can make rocks float.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315917</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315917"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:42:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Gallery */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  With stone magic that can make rocks float.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Scinari.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315916</id>
		<title>Lumineth Realm-Lords</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Lumineth_Realm-Lords&amp;diff=315916"/>
		<updated>2020-04-21T07:36:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA: /* Gallery */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:Lumineth Realm Lords.PNG|thumb|500px|right|Bit of a goofy name, but certainly beats the hell out of &#039;Pointy Aelves&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|The phoenix must burn to emerge.|Janet Fitch}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|Have you heard of the High Elves?|Oblivion youtube video}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!|Avalenor, the Stoneheart King}}&lt;br /&gt;
The High Elves are back, baby! And they&#039;re even pointier and hornier than before! The new faction in [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] residing in the Realm of Hysh and lead by Teclis. With a heavy Greek aesthetic, new model and the return of [[Eltharion]], good times are abound if you were a fan of the High Elves back in the world that was.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Origins==&lt;br /&gt;
Once upon a time, [[Teclis]], [[Tyrion]], and [[Malekith|Malerion]] found a previously assumed dead [[Morathi]] who was very much alive, who then led the odd trio to the morbidly obese [[Slaanesh]] in a cave where they beat the shit out of him until he coughed up all of the Elven souls he had consumed after [[The End Times]]. A good chunk of these souls were given to Teclis, in order to recreate the High Elves of old and bring their race back to their former glory. The initial race that came from Teclis&#039;s attempts were the [[Idoneth Deepkin]] and, well... [[FAIL|He tried]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This new batch of Aelves seem to have come out of the oven much better, and he was even able to bring Eltharion&#039;s spirit back as a hollow piece of armor powered by light.  No word yet on what the Idoneth think of them, or vice versa.  The first thing to know about these aleves is that they dedicate themselves to one of the two gods, being split into the martial Tyrionic warriors and the sagely Teclian mages. These aelves also learned to bond with the environment of Hysh itself, from its skies to its rivers and mountains. This led to the Lumineth to devise a second caste system, though its particulars aren&#039;t well known yet beyond the use of representative runes. These Lumineth have also come to treasure Aetherquartz, a crystal mineral native to their realm. These crystals gave their wearers great knowledge and power, but it also involves [[Eldar|sucking out their emotions and personalities - a sacrifice they consider worthwhile since unfettered emotions are the Dark Prince&#039;s favorite snack]]. In this way, they&#039;re similar to [[Stormcast Eternals|Sigmar&#039;s golden bois]] in that they&#039;re constantly approaching that point where they become effectively automatons except these guys see it as an acceptable ending compared to the Stormcast&#039;s mad search to end the flaw.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In terms of combat strategies and tactics, their design and combat is heavily reminiscent of Ancient Greek warfare combined with a bit of Roman. The traditional Spearmen, called The Vanari Auralan Wardens, are essentially hoplites, who form phalanxes to hold the enemy in place while the archers, mages and cavalry get set up to do their stuff. Each of these phalanxes are lead by a High Warden, essentially a Centurion, who stands at the rear to make sure shit isn&#039;t going wrong. Most of these hoplites also adorn their shields with runes. These runes represent learning and enlightenment for the Realm Lords, but seem to be more for decoration than serving an actual battlefield purpose. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
More lore will come out as they approach their official release, but up until the World that Was comes back, this appears to be the closest thing to the [[High Elves (Warhammer)|High Elves]] old fans will be getting for this setting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, they have strange new armored [[minotaur]]-like monsters as part of their army, which apparently are manifest [[Elemental|Earth spirits]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Spearmen.jpg|AELVES, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Aelve Cav.jpg|Gee, I wonder what ancient civilization these guys where based on.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Eltharion AOS.jpg|YOU COULDN&#039;T GIVE ME A PROPER BODY, TECLIS?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Befriending furries.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;Asserting dominance&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Realm Lord Runes.jpg|No one tell the Dwarfs that the Elgi figured out how runes work....&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sitting Bull.jpg|An Alarith Stonemage.  With stone magic that can make rocks float.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alarith.png&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sad Lady.jpg|A Scinari Cathallar.  Think of them like Sigmarine Knight Incantors, but they weaponize vials of emotions instead of souls. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Age of Sigmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Games Workshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Template:Playable Factions in Warhammer: Age of Sigmar}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>2406:3400:20F:FFC0:ECE7:78B4:A93A:79DA</name></author>
	</entry>
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