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[[File:Silver Skull.jpg|300px|right|thumb|WE ARE THE EMPRAH&#039;S FUREH! Also, [[Beakie]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;For the vidya gaem, please see: [[Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Give me a hundred Space Marines. Or failing that give me a thousand other [[Imperial Guard|troops]].|Attributed to [[Rogal Dorn]], [[Primarch]] of the [[Imperial Fists]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall [[Finecast|mould]] them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great [[Pauldrons|armour]] shall I clad them and with the [[Bolter|mightiest guns]] will they be armed. They will be untouched by [[Nurgle|plague]] or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have [[Deep Strike|tactics]], [[Steel Rain|strategies]] and [[Dreadnought|mac]][[Centurion Squad|hin]][[METAL BOXES|es]] so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against [[Chaos|the Terror]]. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my [[Robert Heinlein|Space Marines]] and they shall know no fear.|[[Emperor|The God-Emperor of Mankind]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Space Marines&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Indrick Boreale|SPESS MEHREENS]]&#039;&#039;&#039; (or &#039;&#039;&#039;Marinelets&#039;&#039;&#039; or (canonically) &#039;&#039;&#039;Firstborn&#039;&#039;&#039; now that the [[Primaris Marines|Chadmarines]] are here) and canonically named the Adeptus Astartes are an army in the [[Warhammer 40,000]] universe. They are bio-enhanced super soldiers clad in [[Power Armour]], and are generally regarded as the toughest warriors to ever serve the [[Emprah|Emperor]] (except for the Adeptus Custodes and Imperial Assassins). The average Space Marine is around eight feet tall. They used to be seven feet in the old fluff, but [[Dan Abnett]] and the rest of Games Workshop have a hard-on for gigantism (though they have addressed the problems real-life gigantism can cause by throwing in more bio-engineering) so they jacked them up a foot, though RPGs from Fantasy Flight Games and games by THQ scaled them back to the more reasonable seven feet. Although do note that the height of Marines can vary greatly; some can even reach &#039;&#039;ten&#039;&#039; feet, like [[Asterion Moloc]]. &amp;quot;Giant gods of war&amp;quot; is far more believable, considering their insane feats and ability for a handful of them to face down an Ork WAAAGH!!! and Tyranid Hive Fleets, yet still make a major difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internally, they have bones that can repel anything short of a boltgun round and can breathe underwater even without their helmets on because they have a third (artificial/augmetic) lung. They can also breathe all but the most potent of toxic fumes with little to no damage to their respiratory system, have two hearts, and live for hundreds of years (they may be functionally immortal, but they usually die in battle after a few centuries, so nobody can be sure). They are vastly more powerful in their [[fluff|official descriptions]] than they actually are in the &#039;&#039;Warhammer 40,000&#039;&#039; tabletop game (although the Marines statted in [[Dark Heresy]] or [[Rogue Trader (RPG)]] are walking rapemachines, and the [[player character]] Marines in [[Deathwatch]] are hard as nails). Much like the [[Chaos Space Marines]] are the 40k successors of the [[Warriors of Chaos]], Space Marines are the 40k successors of Warrior Priests, right down to their BALD. Portrayals range from hardcore but plausible super-soldiers to shameless [[Mary Sue]]s who could fight off Batman with one hand and the Joker with the other, considering their fluff feats and the things they defeat, defeating Batman and the Joker while missing all his limbs would be completely unsurprising for an Astartes.  Although occasionally, they serve to make other galactic forces seem superior. &#039;&#039;More like the Ineptes Astartes.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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They account for approximately 35% of the playable armies (counting chaos space marines) in 40k, over 21.4% (yeah, I thought that was a pretty conservative estimate too) of played armies among the 40k fandom (factoring in that people can collect and play more than one 40k army), and as of October 2010, receive about 50% or more of new releases. While there are many, &#039;&#039;many&#039;&#039; chapters that you can choose from, the actual armies basically boil down to six main choices: [[Dark Angels]], [[Blood Angels]], [[Space Wolves]], [[Grey Knights]], [[Legion of the Damned]] (barely), [[Deathwatch]], [[Black Templars]] (previously) and everybody else (with the [[Chaos Space Marines]] accounting for three more codexes). Everyone who&#039;s a successor of the first two choices follows their codex and generally share their units, while the &amp;quot;everybody else&amp;quot; just follows the generic Space Marine codex. Don&#039;t let the promotional art fool you, though; the Space Marine army isn&#039;t exclusively Ultramarines. It used to be that you also had individual codices the [[Black Templars]], but they got folded into the generic Space Marine army. At least they still get special chapter-specific units, which is more than can be said for the likes of the [[Salamanders]] or other important yet still-neglected chapters. But nooo, the Ultramarines need every type of special character...&lt;br /&gt;
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Contrary to that, fluff-wise Space Marines are amongst the smallest factions in the game. With Loyalist Marines combined they number just above one million in a galaxy where the Imperium alone has more or less a million honest to God inhabited worlds (deepshit colonies with a population of only a few million may or may not be included in that number). In fact, any single capital-class space ship may have a population higher than the entirety of Marines in the Galaxy. Furthermore, Marine armies are extremely fractured, very rarely deployed at above a company per war zone. GW never cared to explain how forces so small could have such a huge impact on the battlefields, when Orks, Guard, and Tyranids could field their troops in the millions, and Chaos can convert entire populations of planets (which is often tens of billions), though by rubbing two brain-cells together we can imagine a combination of them being just that powerful and focusing on opening opportunities for their strike cruiser or battlebarge to blow everyone up.  Regardless, everything that is something in the setting has a tendency to at least have a bit Space Marines in it, if they aren&#039;t flat-out the protagonists. Expect enormous campaigns to revolve around a few companies, regardless of the involved numbers of Guardsmen and enemy xenos and chaotic characters, and the Marines to be the key to victory in any given war.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that per &amp;quot;Fall of Cadia,&amp;quot; [[Abaddon| a certain armless failure]] mustered a force of CSM &#039;&#039;ten times&#039;&#039; the size of the original Legion (i.e. Luna Wolves) for the 13th Black Crusade. So yeah, no wonder the poor Cadians didn&#039;t stand a chance—although &#039;&#039;technically,&#039;&#039; Abaddon only won because he flung the remains of a [[Blackstone Fortress]] at the planet&#039;s surface.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Games Workshop|Geedubs]] [[Meme|has a hard-on for Space Marines]]. [[Slaanesh|Between the writers favoritism and the &amp;quot;Spots the Space Marine&amp;quot; fiasco, it&#039;s gotten to the point where they should seek professional help]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;THIS JUST IN: THE SPACE MARINES JUST GOT AN [[Skub|SKUBPGRADE]]! See [[Primaris Marines]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Prayer before battle.jpg|250px|left|thumb|Marine with half his FUCKING face missing, skulls in the wall, bolter laying ready, and servitors with hoods swinging censers. Ladies and gents, [[Warhammer 40k]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the end of the [[Age of Strife]], the Emperor of Mankind (overachieving at it&#039;s finest) wanted to reunite [[humanity]] in a [[Great Crusade]] across the galaxy, and he realized that in order to do this he would need one epic-ass army and equally epic generals to lead it. He created the [[Primarchs]], his sons, to be his generals, and let me tell you, these guys were some of the most insanely powerful badasses in all the lore of 40k, and that is saying something. (There is a story in which [[Sanguinius|one of them]] snaps a fucking [[Bloodthirster]]&#039;s spine over his knee.) From their DNA, he created the [[First Founding|Legiones Astartes, the first Space Marines]]. Their first task was to locate their Primarchs, because the [[Chaos Gods|Gods]] of [[Chaos]] had scattered them across the galaxy in an attempt to foil the Emperor&#039;s efforts at human reunification (they were basically just butt-hurt that they didn&#039;t have some baddass buttfucking sons; [[Slaanesh]] approved!). All of the Primarchs were eventually recovered and reunited with their respective legions, but then, at the height of the Space Marines&#039; power, disaster struck. [[Horus]], the Emperor&#039;s most trusted Primarch, fell to Chaos and turned traitor along with his legion, the [[Luna Wolves]], and several others followed suit. After much [[Grimdark|sorrow, pain, and civil warring]], the Emperor killed Horus personally (Daddy issues at their finest yet again), but was mortally wounded in the process, which is why he is now a zombie being kept alive by the technologies of the Golden Throne (Undead Heresy?). The traitor legions, who are now known as the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chaos Space Marines]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; TRAITOR ASTARTES, were defeated and pushed back to the [[Eye of Terror]]. All of the Primarchs that did not fall to Chaos during the Horus Heresy either disappeared or were [[Ferrus_Manus|killed]], and until very recently, none remained to lead the Space Marines. ([[Roboute Guilliman]], Primarch of the Ultrasmurfs, long enshrined and [[Matthew Ward|(according to some people)]] healing in stasis has recently been revived after ten thousand years). In addition, after the Heresy, the Legions were mostly [[Second Founding|split into smaller &amp;quot;Chapters&amp;quot;]] of up to a thousand Marines according to the teachings of the [[Codex Astartes]] (although some Chapters, such as the [[Space Wolves]] and the [[Black Templars]], do not follow Astartes orthodoxy and maintain forces in much greater numbers, and [[Dark Angels|some chapters]] go so far as to form almost legion-strength forces.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Space Marines are most commonly looked upon as warrior-monks, generally referring to each other as &amp;quot;Brother&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Battle Brother&amp;quot; or some variation thereof based on rank, spending most or all of their time training, in battle, or venerating the Emperor. However, no two Chapters are exactly alike, and many differ wildly from the standard perception of the Marines. The Space Wolves, as one example, appear to be much less disciplined than most other Chapters, maintaining a much larger force than permitted by the Codex and frequently having great feasts with much merriment and drinking (the Space Wolves happen to produce the only intoxicating beverage known to have any effect on Marine physiology, and which liquefies the innards of non-Astartes). Their attitude toward others in the Imperium can also differ greatly from Chapter to Chapter or even from marine to marine. Some are very idealistic, believing very strongly in their role as protectors of humanity (such as the [[Celestial Lions]] or the [[Salamanders]]). Others, like the [[Black Templars]], tend to disregard the ordinary elements of the Imperium, and emphasize much more their role as a weapon against its enemies. And some are [[Blood Angels | just]] [[Angry Marines | angry]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Their attitude towards the Emperor can also vary. Although they are typically believed to worship him as a deity like most of the rest of the Imperium, the Space Marines are, by virtue of their gene-seeds, derived from the Primarchs and hence the Emperor himself, making them much closer to him than most humans. In fact, many of the Space Marine chapters&#039; beliefs maintain some of the old [[Imperial Truth]] that the Emperor was not a god, but simply the greatest of mortal men, worthy of praise and veneration but not a deity proper. Although it is true that the majority of the Chapters certainly venerate him in an orthodox manner, others just scream his name a lot because that&#039;s tradition.&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;The exact degree of Emperor-worship in the Space Marine chapters is a bit mushy. Some openly refer to the Emperor as the God-Emperor while others are outright contemptuous of the idea. [[Excoriators|Captain Zachariah Kersh]], later Chapter Master, was such a nah-sayer but was converted by his experiences during the destruction of the Cholercaust on Certus-Minor. This could mean that among the various Chapters the exact degree of veneration of the Emperor could be entirely a personal choice rather than explicit doctrine. But again the inconsistencies therein make it hard to judge. Alternatively to this theme being a result of lazy writers is that it is in fact a clever but under-developed effect of the progression of the plot of Warhammer 40k. Such that by the end of the 41st millennium, things are so awful that even the Space Marines seek resolve in the worship of the God-Emperor.&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Blingmarine.jpg|thumb|right|The great Papa Smurf hisself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Space Marines are generally regarded as having something of an &amp;quot;unfair advantage&amp;quot; in the tabletop, mainly because every young 40k player has a strong liking for them, and almost every unit in the listings has at least a 3+ armor save, making them rather hard to kill, especially when considering armies such as the Blood Angels have models that allow players to roll an additional &amp;quot;Feel No Pain&amp;quot; 4+ save if they fail the 3+ one. The problem is that it took 3 Space Marine Chapter books in 5th Edition to come up with a Space Marine Codex framework that didn&#039;t suck (almost nothing in C:SW is non-competitive or poorly priced), which is why Long Fangs are usually 50 points cheaper than their Space Marine counterparts, while being twice as effective. Why are Devastators supposedly more expensive? Combat tactics. Yeah, you&#039;re never going to use it. The Ultramarines in particular are an extremely popular choice of Space Marine Chapter, and their blue design coupled with the small size of the miniatures often leads to them being referred to as &amp;quot;Smurfs.&amp;quot; Thanks to [[Indrick Boreale]], the Space Marines in general are frequently called &amp;quot;Spess Mehreens,&amp;quot; or variations to that effect. The Space Marines of today look very different from the glory days of Rogue Trader, when they earned the nickname &amp;quot;[[beakie|beakies]]&amp;quot; because of their signature helmets.&lt;br /&gt;
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Denizens of /tg/ are prone to claiming a wide variety of things about the Space Marines, usually about their sexual activity (or lack thereof), ranging from assertions that the genitalia of a Space Marine is nonfunctional to claims that they are castrated during the creation process. They never have any supporting evidence for these theories and it is not clear whether or not Space Marines are allowed to have sex, which Chapters would allow them to have sex, if they even can have sex, if they&#039;re still capable of normal human reproduction, or what bits they may or may not still possess. Still, that doesn&#039;t stop anyone from stating their personal opinion as if it were fact. The most revealed is that a female Inquisitorial henchwoman got an eyeful of a naked Grey Knight novice and was rather impressed by what she saw. The Grey Knight, naturally, had no idea why she seemed so interested.&lt;br /&gt;
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An interesting point to note is that right below this segment on the right is an image of a Marine with a loin-cloth. If there is no modesty to protect, why protect it? One suspects that the reason Marines aren&#039;t afforded the luxury of sex (aside from distraction from serving the Emperor), is that they&#039;d kill whatever unfortunate woman or xenos livestock they take a fancy to.&lt;br /&gt;
The point is, due to psychological conditioning and likely the sterilizing effects of the augmentation process, followed by a century plus of service to the Emperor in radiation and toxic filled environments, they are simply disinclined towards it, and wouldn&#039;t result in any more meat-shields for the Emperor&#039;s glorious wars regardless, thus only serving the [[Slaanesh|arch-hedonist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Creation==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:1396451926378.jpg|400px|thumb|right|From deranged lab-experiment to fucking [[awesome]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Knowing [[Chaos|just]] [[C&#039;tan|what]] [[Necron|the]] [[Dark Eldar|fuck]] [[Ork|was]] [[Eldar|waiting]] for humanity in space, the Emperor of Mankind designed the [[gene-seed]], [[Gene-seed#The_Organs|nineteen special organs]] to enhance the regular human body to keep the Space Marines going when fighting these monstrosities. Over a series of several years, human adolescents, dubbed aspirants, are selected through a rigorous process which varies from Chapter to Chapter. They are always male, with cited reasons including that Astartes are basically clones of their Primarchs, and by extension the Emperor, and that the geneseed requires portions of the Y-chromosome to function. When their training goes to the next stage, the aspirants are implanted with the initial gene-seed. They then become neophytes, Space Marines in training. As the gene-seed is implanted into them, the neophytes also go through hypnotic conditioning to hone their responses. By the time they&#039;re done, the subject has few impulses beyond fighting and killing in the name of the Emperor (it&#039;s sometimes thought that this is what kills their sex drive) and most of their memories of their earlier lives are all but forgotten. The only mental frailties remaining are a &amp;quot;fear&amp;quot; (ATSKNF notwithstanding) of failure and experiencing notable stress when severely injured or crippled, as they are no longer able to fulfill their function.&lt;br /&gt;
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After receiving all these organs and conditioning, it&#039;s highly arguable if a Space Marine still qualifies as human. Though the [[Imperium of Man]] has basic &amp;quot;kill on sight&amp;quot; orders for most non-humans and venerates the &amp;quot;Holy Human Form&amp;quot;, the topic of whether or not Space Marines violate this edict is ignored, mostly because they were designed by the Emperor and thus considered holy creations. There is also an understandable hesitance to declare war on the only thing standing between the Imperium and the unfathomable evil of the [[Chaos Gods]]. Arguably Marines are no less human than those of the Mechanicum, just with organic implants instead of bionics, and cog boys still count as 100% right and proper humans (even if most of them consider themselves a separate species or at least &amp;quot;humans 2.0&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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In fact, this religious need to adhere to the Holy Human Form may be why the Emperor designed the gene-seed to be a bio-enhancement project and not a genetic modification one; all of a Space Marine&#039;s inhuman abilities are a result of the artificially engineered organs shoved into their bodies during their creation, either directly (the secondary heart or multi-lung) or indirectly (the Ossmodula, which alters their hormone balance and makes their skeleton growth go berserk). Consequently, this means a Space Marine would technically pass a genetic scan of being &amp;quot;human&amp;quot; better than an [[abhuman]] like an [[Ogryn]] or [[Ratling]] would. The holiness of the Human Form came long before the Horus Heresy, so this theory is likely, anyways. Besides, the Emperor did attempt genetic modification but it proved either too expensive (Thunder Warriors) or resulted in unrecorded disasters. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gene&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Bio-enhancements are also much more conductive to mass-production. Of course, so long as the genetics are merely &#039;&#039;added&#039;&#039; to the human genome instead of (drastically) &#039;&#039;changing&#039;&#039; the genome, then it can easily be argued the enhancements are no different than using technological tools like auspex or lasguns.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, this tramples all over the spirit of the law (not really, adding to something is just that; addition) whilst technically adhering to the letter, but it&#039;s hardly unique -- see the Ecclesiarchy having its own army of [[Sisters of Battle|power-armored gun-toting nuns]] despite being formally forbidden to have &amp;quot;men&amp;quot; under arms.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory is that the Space Marines were designed this way for more symbolic reasons. Done this way Marines retain a link to humanity; all were born human, no more than any other citizen. They became more through science and training but they aren&#039;t some new species or a warrior caste. As Marines they are beyond humans but they know where they came from. The regular citizens see the Marines as the best of humanity, proxies for the Emperor&#039;s power. The Marines remember humans are their kin and while they are more than human they are still the same species, all coming from the same root. The power vested in them doesn&#039;t pass by blood, it passes by merit and a normal citizen can still aspire to become an Astartes even if it&#039;s a long shot. The Emperor&#039;s whole deal was based around humanity, so he built something that could be a symbol to all humanity. He could have bred a new war species but he altered us because his dream of the Imperium was the dream of humanity. Symbolic difference, sure, but it matters. There&#039;s a reason Space Marines are venerated not feared.&lt;br /&gt;
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Incidentally, bio-enhancements like the gene-seed are actually more controllable than a genetic enhancing procedure would be, since the resultant outcome is more predictable, more easily mass-produced, and it means that even if a Space Marine could have kids, they would in all likelihood not be different from ordinary humans, since their abilities aren&#039;t tied to them on a genetic level, though they would be far more likely to become Space Marines since some amount of genetic compatibility is required.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is also noteworthy that as a possibly unintended side effect of their geneseed, Space Marines are enormously well endowed. This is evidenced in the first book of the Horus Heresy series, whereby a Remembrancer described a naked Captain Loken as being &amp;quot;equine.&amp;quot; Of course out of all the chapters, only [[Space Wolves]] ever seem to take advantage of this factor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How strong Space Marines are==&lt;br /&gt;
Fanboys and opponents constantly argue how strong Astartes are. This entails unfavorable comparisons to super soldiers like Custodians and Thunder Warriors, or comparisons to Ogryns and Imperial Assassins. The crunch can give reasonable estimates, but things like tabletop balancing show its limitations as broad indicators of performance (Guard officers have more wounds than Astartes recruits!). Thus, it&#039;s often a matter of conjecture how far an abbreviated statistic translates into a hypothetical comparison; Strength 4 is weaker than Strength 5, but &amp;quot;Strength&amp;quot; can apply variously to lifting/pressing strength instead of striking force, hence why power-lifters don&#039;t necessarily make the best cage fighters.&lt;br /&gt;
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The fluff (and writer) subject Astartes potency to many fluctuations, from absolute gods of battle to DOW1 opening redshirts levels of incompetence. Fans, BL and Codex writers all agree that Astartes are extremely powerful and resilient, with great tactical acumen (see [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMGRa4_UjE4 Astartes - Part Three] ). Most fans agree this representation of them is more canon than most video game trailers (looking at you DOW 3). Astartes Pt.3 shows their post-human skill and advanced equipment are a cut-above even the more competent (renegade) guardsmen.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is not difficult to create super soldiers in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe. Examples going as far back as the early Great Crusade show that humans can be brought up to near-Astartes (or equivalent) strength through various surgeries that do not involve gene-seed. Presently, just about every militant Imperial arm has their own equivalent of super soldiers, ranging from the Ordo Hereticus and the [[Sisters of Battle]] to the Adeptus Mechanicus with their various [[Skitarii]] forces. Some cultures (such as Necromunda&#039;s House Goliath) even have the facilities and resources to enhance their throwaway population to levels of bulk and savagery that outright exceed Space Marines, so when reduced to sheer combat potential a Space Marine doesn&#039;t appear to be that special.&lt;br /&gt;
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A Space Marine&#039;s true &amp;quot;strength&amp;quot; lies not with his muscle power or his resistance to injury but in the fact that he is trained and drilled to fight at optimal strength, regardless of whatever battlefield he finds himself in. A Space Marine is capable of fighting centuries-long campaigns, eating toxic foods, surviving in irradiated environments with little to no atmosphere, not requiring sleep, not worrying about the effects of zero-gravity, and more. If he is lost without resupply he can consume the genetic information of local fauna or his enemies to survive, else he can enter hibernation until he is recovered. If he is injured, the wound will seal in mere moments, preventing further damage through blood loss or infection. If he is killed his progenoid glands can be used to create more Space Marines in his place. More importantly, he is disciplined to a level far beyond the scope of an ordinary human soldier and is highly resistant to the psychological trauma inherent to participating in long, bloody wars.&lt;br /&gt;
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None of these things translate to tabletop rules so they typically get discounted when trying to compare one to the other, but the context of a fight can be supremely important. For instance, an Ogryn certainly could not survive underwater or in methane atmospheres and would choke to death before the fight even began. It is unclear if other superhuman lines can do all of these things: Custodians are most likely equal if not superior to Astartes in most respects, but they are far more difficult to produce than Space Marines and are too valuable to waste on standard military operations. Thunder Warriors certainly couldn&#039;t do everything (and indeed were never intended to survive past the Unification Wars), while Assassins are subject to different upgrades that are more niche to their function. All of them &#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039; be physically more powerful than a Space Marine, but either take up more resources to create or are simply unsuited for other tasks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lifespan Debate==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sons of Corax by MajesticChicken.jpg|450px|thumb|left|When the going gets tough, the tough get going.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The lifespan for Astartes is something of a tricky subject. Because although Astartes refer to normal humans as “mortals” and their daddies and Big E never said they were wrong to and although a Salamander from the Great Crusade was found fused by his armor to his ship’s deck (and insane from boredom) ten thousand years later, some dumb bitches don’t want the demigods to be demigods.  Probably the same people who imagine Astartes as similar to Halo’s Spartans despite the examples of handfuls of Space Marines butchering entire armies of super aliens and daemons from literally Hell itself (sometimes one and the same).  While it’s made clear that Space Marines live many centuries longer than normal humans, exactly how long they’re &#039;&#039;supposed&#039;&#039; to live has never really been elaborated on; and furthermore, keep in mind that the middle age of the upper-class Imperial citizens is circa 3 centuries or so. It doesn’t help that there has never been a Space Marine shown or described to have ever died of anything resembling old age, and that different chapter bloodlines (and writers) each appear to handle aging differently. So there really isn’t any kind of baseline to work with here. Perhaps most central to the issue is the question of whether or not Astartes are biologically immortal.  Of course, there’s also the question or whether or not gene-seed from a Primarch instead of hand-me-down man juice makes a difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the “for” side, both Dan Abnett and Graham McNeill claim that Astartes are indeed immortal, and that although they might physically age (grey hair, wrinkles, etc.) it is only skin deep and they are in just as good physical condition as when they first joined the Astartes, only dying when they are killed. Nick Kyme also appears to be a believer in the immortal point of view (though more in a sitting-stone-gathers-moss-and-lasts-forever kind of way), as in his Salamanders series, an [[wat|Astartes survivor from the Horus-friggin-Heresy was found in a crashed and buried Salamanders starship]]. His armor had melded into the metal of the ship and he could no longer move, but he was alive. He had apparently been sitting there watching over the empty, ancient suits of armor from his fallen brothers for ten thousand years. He was also borderline crazy from all the memories filling his head (thanks eidetic memory, but then if he had human memory he&#039;d have Alzheimers or something) and his vocal cords and muscles were desiccated, but the latter are implied to be due to atrophy from inactivity more than anything else so that doesn&#039;t count. Nick Kyme also touched on the subject in Fall of Damnos, with a Tactical Sergeant remarking that he did not know himself if Astartes could die of old age, or that even if they could he had never heard of it happening - indeed, it would be a dishonor to the warrior lifestyle of a Space Marine to do so. The Night Lords series by Aaron Dembski-Bowden is another in the &amp;quot;for&amp;quot; catagory, at least in that the Astartes refer to humans as &amp;quot;mortals,&amp;quot; and Talos, at just 300 years old, is apparently considered young for a Crusade-era, unwarped traitor Space Marine. David Annandale has also made allusions to the longevity of the Astartes. In ‘The Death of Antagonis’ Brother Nithigg of the Black Dragons chapter is noted by Sergeant (later Captain) Volos to be ‘at least 1000’, and showing no signs of slowing down or decrease in combat efficiency.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the “against” side, the Blood Angels are specifically noted for having exceptionally long, but limited lifespans, namely a 1000 years give or take, and Marines from other Chapters don’t live nearly as long. This has been reaffirmed in the current Blood Angels Codex, and it should be noted that it was written by GW&#039;s biggest Space Marine fanboy. Yes, even Ward says Space Marines can die of old age. Even Abnett has flip-flopped a bit on it, with Brothers of the Snake (admittedly his first time writing Space Marines) portraying the apothecary Khiron as starting to slow down with his advanced age and not being quite as fit as he used to be. The Space Wolves also have a dedicated unit representing their more senior members in the Long Fangs. While the canis helix certainly plays a part in their aging, it is also implicit that these warriors represent a more traditional &amp;quot;warrior elder.&amp;quot; Maybe most importantly, a highly plot-relevant fact about the duel between [[Abaddon]] and [[Sigismund]] is that everyone present, Abaddon included, agreed that if Sigismund had not been slowed down by his age, he would have been the clear victor, and Abaddon only managed to fight him to a near-mutual-kill draw because he had been protected from aging by living in the Eye of Terror. Other things you can handwave or retcon, but the Black Templar vs the Black Legion Master is as close to sacrosanct as you get.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unsurprisingly, BL tends to be inconsistent with their lore. There&#039;s 2 reasons for this. 1st is because some gamers would think less of the Space Marines if they could die of old age, which Gee Dubs doesn&#039;t want. 2nd is because GW seems to agree that not dying of old age would be great. However, they wouldn&#039;t want to anger the part of the fanbase that doesn&#039;t want Astartes to be biologically immortal, so GW must be deliberately vague on this. This is retarded because the god-like mystique comes from their immortality. Removing immortality would demote the Astartes from demigods to super-special forces, lacking much of their awe. Woop-dee-fucking-doo. The people who don&#039;t want the Astartes to be immortal are whiny bitches who want their own armies to seem more impressive by dragging the Astartes down to a mortal level. Which is pathetic and probably heretical.&lt;br /&gt;
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Others have tried to argue that biological immortality would limit the incentives for Heretic Astartes to seek demonhood, but these people fail to make a key distinction. The inability to die of old age doesn&#039;t remove the threat of injury or death. On the other hand, ascending to demonhood leaves you unbound to physics and immune to death, instead being banished for a time. For those wondering, Chaos Marines who remember the Horus Heresy but lack demonhood aren&#039;t considered for this debate due to warp fuckery. The Night Lords and Alpha Legion are an exception since their location lacks warp-taint, but it&#039;s unknown if any of them are from the Horus Heresy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless, the true measure of an Astartes is their killing potential. If Astartes can die of old age, they&#039;ll more likely die in battle before age takes its toll. If age DOES take its toll, then the loss of potency due to old age will get them killed anyway. However, being &#039;&#039;slowed down&#039;&#039; by old age doesn&#039;t count as &#039;&#039;dying&#039;&#039; of old age. General estimates place the average Astartes life expectancy at 400-500 years, becoming a venerable elder and certified badass if they exceed this span.&lt;br /&gt;
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On a more grimdark note, the Horus Heresy series shows that Astartes are vulnerable to mental traumas like PTSD thanks to a lifetime of war in the meat grinder. It&#039;s possible that instead of old age, it&#039;s the weight of mental trauma that slows them down. Dan Abnett never wrote those books of course, who believes that Big E wouldn&#039;t make super soldiers vulnerable to mental trauma (no galactic ruler worth their salt would allow such ailments to happen if they can prevent it). Others have argued that mental trauma is endured in training, and continues until they become proper Astartes hardened to such struggles.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Space Marine Chapters==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:40k RPG.jpg|300px|right|thumb|We honestly can&#039;t tell whether this is a dude or a chick, so you&#039;ll just have to make a guess and face the consequences.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aurora Chapter]] - Institutionally lazily named. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Astral Claws]] - Institutionally secessionist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Astral Knights]] - Institutionally [[The World Engine|crazy awesome, but totally dead]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alpha Legion]] - Institutionally closet loyalists&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avenging Sons]] - Institutionally makes their enemies look good.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Dragons]] - Institutionally taking their cue from Wolverine.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Templars]] - Institutionally crusaders.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Angels]] - Institutionally [[Black Rage|unstable]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens]] - Institutionally &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;relic hunters&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Obsessive Kleptomaniacs.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Celebrants]] - Institutionally gradient.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Celestial Lions]] - Institutionally suffering losses from [[Ork Snipers]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crimson Fists]] - Institutionally Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dark Angels]] - - Institutionally &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;mysterious&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Loyal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Traitors?&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; LOYAL WITHOUT QUESTION FROM FOUNDING UNTIL DESTRUCTION.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dark Hands]] - - Institutionally... wait have these guys done anything other then face the Hrud and a couple of Orks?&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dark Hunters]] - Institutionally grim of grim marines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Death Spectres]] - Institutionally albino.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Deathwatch]] - Institutionally, intentionally and professionally xenocidal. Employed by the [[Inquisition]], recruited from other Chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom Eagles]] - Institutionally doomed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Shadow]] - Institutionally Japanese.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Spears]] - Institutionally a work in progress.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Excoriators]] - Institutionally ugly.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Executioners]] - Institutionally [[lawful stupid|honorable]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Exorcists]] - Institutionally [[Heresy|possessed and exorcised]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flesh Tearers]] - Institutionally RIP AND TEAR. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flesh Eaters]] - Institutionally cannibals. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flame Falcons]] - Institutionally ON FIRE. ALL OF THEM.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fire Angels]] - Institutionally religious BUT ALSO ON FIRE. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fire Lords]] - Institutionally [[Flamer|burny]], possibly more so than the Salamanders (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genesis Chapter]] - Institutionally [[Ultramarines]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grey Knights]] - Institutionally killing [[Daemon|Daemons]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guardians of the Covenant]] - Institutionally record-keeping Catholic space monks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hammers of Dorn]] - Institutionally trolling the Ultramarines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hospitallers]] - Institutionally religious.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Howling Griffons]] - Institutionally Black Templars wannabes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Imperial Fists]] - Institutionally fortifying this position.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Invaders]] - Institutionally trading blows with Eldar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iron Hands]] - Institutionally angry cyborgs.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iron Snakes]] - Institutionally [[Awesome|Texas Rangers]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lamenters]] - Institutionally unlucky.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Legion of the Damned]] - Institutionally undead WHILE ON FIRE!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marines Malevolent]] - Institutionally MASSIVE assholes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mantis Warriors]] - Institutionally misdirecting.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mentors]] - Institutionally academic. Has not been heard from [[Rogue Trader (Sourcebook)|for a long time]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaurs]] - Institutionally mysteriously paranoid teamkilling dicks. They are suspected to be in league with the [[High Lords of Terra]] as an attempt to police the Adeptus Astartes. Cause that&#039;ll work.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mortifactors]] - Institutionally Skulls and Bones.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raptors]] - Institutionally [[Reasonable_Marines|reasonable]] and [[shooty]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raven Guard]] - Institutionally [[Troll|tricksy]] and speedy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Warriors]] - Institutionally [[Gay|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;gay&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] not appearing in this game.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Scorpions]] - Institutionally pure.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Talons]] - Institutionally bloodthirsty, and red.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Relictors]] - Institutionally radical.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Salamanders]] - Institutionally [[Flamer|burny]]. Also, surprisingly nice for all their... fiery nature. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sable Swords]] - Institutionally heirs to the [[Astral Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scythes of the Emperor]] - Institutionally NOT DEAD YET.&lt;br /&gt;
*Shadow Wolves - Institutionally made up by AD-B for his wife, and wiped out in a book he wrote.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Silver Skulls]] - Institutionally [[Shaman|shamanistic]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sons of Medusa]] - Institutionally lime green.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soul Drinkers]] - Institutionally rebellious.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Space Sharks]] - Institutionally [[Shark|SHARKY]], BITCH!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Space Wolves]] - Institutionally Swedish,(Bjork Bjork Bjork)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Phantoms]] - Institutionally SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Storm Wardens]] - Institutionally Celtic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ultramarines]] - Institutionally &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Codex_Astartes|orthodox]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Matt Ward Cultists.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White Scars]] - Institutionally Mongolian.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Valedictors]] - Institutionally gone, so forget it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Space Marine Chapter Masters==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Angels of the Rock.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Tiny head syndrome is a common side effect of the augmentations]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marneus Calgar]] - Chapter Master of the [[Ultramarines]]. Received the rank by having the most plot armor, nowadays he has become Guilliman&#039;s aide in running Ultramar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dante]] - Chapter Master of the [[Blood Angels]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Beware!!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;. Dante is watching you! Received the rank for being so old and always wearing a mask, he looks like a man entering his sixties without it.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Logan Grimnar]] - Great Wolf of the [[Space Wolves]]. Is the wolfiest of all the wolf lords without being a furry, also, he cares a lot for the average baseline human.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azrael]] - Supreme Grand Master of the [[Dark Angels]]. Best at VANQUISHING FOUL TRAITORS FROM OTHER LEGIONS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vorn Hagen]] - Chapter Master of the [[Imperial Fists]]. Appointed as Chapter Master &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;out of pity&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; because he was the second best candidate in line for the job, and the [[Darnath Lysander|TRUE HERO]] had turned it down so he could continue doing what he does best (namely make servants of Chaos cry with a generous appliance of [[Thunder Hammer]] to the face). Died in the Second Battle of Terra and was replaced by Gregor Dessian. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jubal Khan]] - Chapter Master of the [[White Scars]]. Proved his speediness by outracing a bike mounted captain wearing only rollerskates. Was abducted by the [[Red Corsairs]] and tortured to the point that he is permanently crippled and forced to survive strapped to life support systems in the Chapter&#039;s Fortress Monastery.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tu&#039;Shan]] - Master of the Fire Drakes, [[derp|de-Facto]] Chapter Master of the [[Salamanders]]. Forged the burniest flamer.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kardan Stronos]] - Chapter Master of the [[Iron Hands]](sort of). Was actually democratically elected for diplomatic reasons, temporarily. It&#039;s complicated.&lt;br /&gt;
*Corvin Severax - Former Chapter Master of the [[Raven Guard]], nicknamed &amp;quot;Master of Shadows&amp;quot;. Got the job by being the sneakiest of the sneaky Marines (they were looking for him to officially grant him the rank until the last day). Unfortunately some [[Shadowsun|blue-skinned bitch]] had him killed in the Damocles Gulf (ironically by being even sneakier and trickier then him).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kayvaan Shrike]] - Formerly Captain of the Raven Guard&#039;s third company, and all-around badass that [[get shit done]] in his Primarch&#039;s time-honored way (i.e. sneak up to a motherfucker and shred him with [[Lightning Claws]] before vanishing again). Shrike was decided unanimously to be Severax&#039; successor when the latter suffered from an unfortunate severe overdose of Tau gunline; only adding to his [[awesome]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kaldor Draigo]] - Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]] and one of [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Mary Sue|Special Snowflakes]]. Honored for being the single biggest Mary Sue in the whole damn setting by being able to survive in the Warp unprotected and uncorrupted. Fortunately, later authors have been working to tone him down and give him an actual personality.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Helbrecht]] - High Marshall of the [[Black Templars]]. Was voted High Marshall for being the angriest of the not [[Angry Marines]]. Has a [[Waifu|tsundere]] relation with [[Imotekh the Stormlord]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedro Kantor]] - Chapter Master of the [[Crimson Fists]]. Got the most votes (read: all three) during the election. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Seth]] - Chapter Master of the [[Flesh Tearers]]. Ripped and tore the most during the Chapter Master audition (also kicked one of the judges in the balls), he is a bit tsundere for Dante while still being totally bros with him.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - Former Chapter Master of the [[Blood Ravens]] who was killed for being a filthy, despicable, traitorous, no good follower of Chaos. Later replaced by [[Gabriel Angelos]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Gabriel Angelos, a totally cool dude who had to deal with Kyras heresy, as well as Baldeale&#039;s incompetence and having his recruiting worlds invaded by the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sarpedon - Chapter Master of the [[Soul Drinkers]] Also, a (bottom) half giant spider mutant. Got all his friends killed for trying to do the right thing. Rookie Grimdark mistake, kid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carab Culln]] - Lord High Commander of the [[Red Scorpions]]. Got promoted after the last one was killed. Then got himself mortally wounded and was interred in a [[Dreadnought#Leviathan Pattern|Leviathan Dreadnought]]. Suceeded by [[Casan Sabius]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Artekus Bardane - Chapter Master of the [[Relictors]]. Collects and uses Chaos artifacts better then anyone in the Chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asterion Moloc]] - Chapter Master of the [[Minotaurs]]. No clue how he got the job, our inquiries were met with death threats and top level cease and desist orders. Has a laser-shooting pimp cane and won&#039;t mind sacrificing his own people to get the job done.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lugft Huron]] - Chapter Master of the [[Astral Claws]]. Got the rank by being absolutely awesome, unfortunately he overdid it and caused the [[Badab War]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Lias Issodon - Chapter Master of the [[Raptors_(Chapter)|Raptors]]. The most reasonable of the not-[[Reasonable Marines|reasonable marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tyberos the Red Wake]] - Chapter Master of the [[Space Sharks]], or at least assumed to be. He was the leader of the Carcharodons during the Badab War, but his exact rank was never confirmed until 8th Edition. Still showed the best technique when it came to applying &#039;&#039;&#039;RIP AND TEAR&#039;&#039;&#039; to heretic asses, assisted by his [[awesome|LIGHTNING CLAW CHAINFISTS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Omadon Tiresias - Chapter Master of the [[Star Phantoms]]. Blinded by warp storms during the evacuation of the Star Phantom home world, he forsook his own sight to save the relics of his Chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
*Malakim Phoros - Chapter Master of the [[Lamenters]]. Not happy with his Chapter being constantly shat upon and sided with Huron during the Badab War. Ohh, you poor man. Despite being utterly screwed and [[Eldrad|dicked with]] due to [[Tzeentch|unbelievably bad fortune]] AND struggling with crippling depression and cynicism, the guy refuses to give up faith in his fellow man. [[Grimdark|Naturally, it only makes things worse.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lord Magyar]] - Chapter Master of [[Mortifactors]]. His artificer armor is made from bone entirely, and though the rule Slow and Purposeful is no more, he definitely IS [[Tactical genius|slow and purposeful]]. He wears a relic [[Typhus|power scythe]]. He is at least [[Awesome|700 years old]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rivalries == &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Moloc.JPG|300px|right|thumb|Everyone hates the Minotaurs]]&lt;br /&gt;
While normally above mortal shortcomings, the greatest flaw of the Space Marines is their hubris. They are immensely proud warriors who do not take kindly to having their honor slighted. Some take mental note of this for a later date while others [[rip and tear|take the more direct approach]]. This has created some notable rivalries between the various Chapters, some of which date back to the Great Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Space Wolves and Dark Angels&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Space Wolves and Dark Angels have a rather tumultuous and sometimes violent rivalry, but in a way their Legions truly reflect the relationship between brothers. The rivalry itself stems from a confrontation between their Primarchs that stemmed from the different cultures the Primarchs had come up in. During a joint operation between the Wolves and the Dark Angels, the planet&#039;s ruler had insulted Russ personally, so Russ resolved to slay him personally. The Lion tried to cut Russ in on his deep strike plan, but Russ would have none of it. He didn&#039;t want to defeat the enemy, he wanted to utterly crush them. Frustrated with his brother&#039;s lack of cooperation, the Lion launched his strike without the Wolves&#039; help, and Russ fought his way into the planetary ruler&#039;s palace just in time to watch the Lion behead him. Furious, Russ threw down his weapons and punched the Lion, starting a lengthy fist fight that only ended when Russ started laughing upon realizing how pointless the fight was and how stupid he&#039;d been. Thinking that Russ was laughing at him, the Lion punched Russ unconscious. When Russ awoke he sought out the Lion to make amends, but he had already departed with his fleet. Though the two would work together again, the Lion was rather unforgiving (oh the irony) towards Russ. To Russ the Lion seemed the antagonist. After all, in the halls of Fenris a brawl between angry brothers was hardly unusual. When the fight ended you&#039;d toast each other and drink away the bruises and move on. To the Lion Russ seemed at fault. After all, in the knightly orders of Caliban striking one&#039;s brothers was not done: petty infighting could not be tolerated when monsters slavered at the gate. As is so often the case between brothers, both were at fault and neither would back down. To this day the Space Wolves and Dark Angels (and their successor Chapters) will fight (usually) non-lethal honor duels to &amp;quot;settle the score,&amp;quot; though &amp;quot;the score&amp;quot; has never really been agreed on. Occasionally tensions between the two Chapters will boil over into open warfare which is often caused by &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Fallen Angels&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; TRAITORS UNASSOCIATED WITH THE DARK ANGELS hiding amidst the Space Wolves&#039; protectorate worlds, using the tensions to their advantage. Finally it&#039;s worth noting that even though the two (former) Legions often fight, they never show that rivalry to the wider Imperium, and they&#039;ll set aside their rivalry whenever they need to [[get shit done]] together.  Their rivalry is in question now, though, as after the Great Rift opened the Unforgiven came and beat the shit out of Magnus’s army invading Fenris.  Originally they thought the sudden explosion of Wulfen numbers meant that the Space Wolves either fell to Chaos, were too mutated to recover and needed a mercy killing, or that there would hardly be any left and just Wulfen remained.  Unlike when the last time they showed up at Fenris and attacked the Space Wolves in the belief the Wolves had turned or something, this time the Dark Angels were wary of being used and found out that their assumption was wrong before they could fuck up and thus avoided epic team-killing and instead the First Legion slammed into the daemons and traitor Marines like the Emperor’s own banhammer.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Word Bearers&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Ultramarines are pissed off at the Word Bearers for a great many things: 1) They turned traitor during what was supposed to be an exercise to patch up their poor relations after the Castigation of Lorgar; 2) They used millions of cultists as meat shields during the [[Battle of Calth]], which the Ultramarines saw as dishonorable and disgusting; 3) They almost destroyed Calth; and finally 4) The battle of Calth was the first battle of the Heresy for the Ultramarines as a whole, meaning that while they were chilling and waiting to go kill some Orks, the Word Bearers suddenly turned around and slaughtered a fuckload of them without warning. They managed to pull through in the end and win by the skins of their teeth, but it was a gigantic blow to the Ultramarines, who now had to fight off a vengeful Legion out of nowhere with almost half their Legion dead, their fleet crippled, &#039;&#039;and the fucking sun of the planet they were on flooding it with deadly radiation&#039;&#039;. Not to mention the giant Warp storm that cut them off from the rest of the Imperium, which coincidentally formed at the exact time the Word Bearers attacked...&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Alpha Legion&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Alpha Legion led the Ultramarines halfway across the galaxy on a fool&#039;s errand that ultimately ensured they were nowhere near the Imperial Palace during the Horus Heresy. Adding insult to injury, they inflicted enormous casualties on the Ultramarines, and though they succeeded in killing Alpharius (or did they?), the Alpha Legion&#039;s command structure was so decentralized that it did little to affect them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Black Templars (also the Imperial Fists, the Crimson Fists, the Space Wolves, and the Salamanders)&#039;&#039;&#039; - When Roboute Guilliman tried to force the Codex Astartes on the Space Marine Legions after the Horus Heresy, some Legions - most notably the Imperial Fists - outright refused, not wanting their legions to be broken down into smaller Chapters. Rogal Dorn called Guilliman a coward, while Guilliman called Dorn a rebel. The Space Wolves and the Salamanders ended up backing Dorn, while the Raven Guard and the White Scars supported Guilliman. The rivalry became so intense that the Imperial Navy even fired on the Imperial Fist strike cruiser &#039;&#039;Terrible Angel&#039;&#039;, and it seemed that the Space Marines would war against one another once again. Finally, Rogal Dorn yielded to prevent another war and broke his legion into the Black Templars and the Crimson Fists. As the Ultramarines still were wary of the loyalties of the Imperial Fists and their successors, Sigismund - the first Emperor&#039;s Champion and the man that Dorn had appointed to be the Black Templars Chapter Master - declared a 10,000 year crusade in the Emperor&#039;s name to prove their loyalty. Even though tensions have since cooled between the Ultramarines and the other Chapters, the Ultramarines are still suspicious about (read: sticking their nose into the business of) the Black Templars as they still refuse to conform to the Codex Astartes, and won&#039;t tell the Ultramarines just how huge their Chapter is. In short, Sigismund and Leman Russ told Guilliman where he can shove his Codex Astartes, and he&#039;s all anal pained about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Iron Warriors&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Uriel Ventris]] and Pasanius Lysane, of the Ultramarines, were sworn to a Death Oath by their Chapter Master Marneus Calgar as punishment for violating the Codex Astartes (specifically, because they had abandoned the rest of their company to assist a Deathwatch Kill-team during the Battle of Tarsus Ultra). Their mission: find and destroy the [[Daemonculaba]]. The quest took the Ultramarines pair to the nightmarish [[Daemon World]] of [[Medrengard]], within the [[Eye of Terror]] itself. Medrengard was the homeworld of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion. It was also the location of [[Honsou]], the evil Iron Warriors Warsmith who oversaw the Daemonculaba project from within his fortress, Khalan-Ghol. The Ultramarines were successful in destroying the Daemonculaba, and were also able to bring ruination to Khalan-Ghol and Honsou&#039;s forces. Uriel Ventris also managed to shoot Honsou in the head. Unfortunately, the Warsmith survived the headshot. Upon realizing the extent of the damage Uriel had caused, Honsou swore revenge and also the utter annihilation of [[Ultramar]]. Honsou was aware that before he ever dealt with Uriel Ventris, the Ultramarines spent years and countless resources and lives to repel a [[Tyranid]] incursion at Tarsis Ultra. Honsou thus unleashed a plan which destroyed every living thing on Tarsis Ultra, and reduced the planet itself to a lifeless rock. Destroying the planet provided no strategic gain to the Iron Warriors; Honsou carried out his horrific genocide simply to spite Uriel Ventris and the Ultramarines. Following this, the Iron Warriors use an army won from the [[Red Corsairs]] to free the [[Daemon Prince]] [[M&#039;kar]], and invade [[Ultramar]]. Though the &amp;quot;Bloodborn&amp;quot; army is beaten back, the Ultramarines lost over one third of their battle-brothers in the attempt, leaving them open to attack for the first time since the First Tyrannic War and unable to properly participate in the Imperial counter-offensive for the [[13th Black Crusade]]. The Ultramarines and the Iron Warriors have thus become bitter enemies-- with Uriel Ventris and Honsou in particular becoming sworn foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Hammers of Dorn&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Hammers adhere rigidly to the Codex Astartes, to the point where they point out any deviations from the codex by the Ultramarines. According to the Hammers of Dorn, Guilliman may have had the genius to pen the codex, but the sons of Dorn are the only ones that can bring out its full potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Minotaurs&#039;&#039;&#039; - While the Minotaurs are hated by everyone the Ultramarines have a special grudge against them, due to the Euxine Incident during the Macharian Heresy. During the heresy the loyalist Doom Warriors and Inceptors chapters were busy [[skub|fighting each other over a matter of honor]], and refused to stop and aid Imperial forces. The Minotaurs were sent to quell the dispute, which they did in their [[rip and tear|usual manner]]. They attacked both sides in force, nearly destroying them both. The Doom Warriors were badly beaten and forced into a barely-organized retreat almost immediately. The Inceptors weren&#039;t so lucky. With no way to withdraw they suffered the full onslaught of the Minotaurs and finally surrendered with less then 100 Marines left. The honored 2nd Founding Chapter was subsequently [[Blood Ravens|robbed of most of their Chapter relics, the Minotaurs stealing them right off their dead bodies]], including their flagship, a relic of the Great Crusade. This brought them a great deal of hatred from the Ultramarines and their successors, who have since forbidden the Minotaurs from entering Ultramar and seek vengeance whenever the opportunity arises.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Angels and the World Eaters&#039;&#039;&#039; - Both constantly compete for superiority in melee combat and also the angriest motherfucking berserker full of rage.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raven Guard and White Scars&#039;&#039;&#039; - Supposedly dates back to a huge fucking argument between [[Corax]] and [[Jaghatai Khan]], where the two had a massive spat over the proper use of rapid-reaction forces. Corax insisted they be used as part of infiltration and deep-strike units, and Jaghatai insisted they were to be on the front lines - the two never really saw eye-to-eye, Corax seeing Jaghatai as devastatingly effective, but with the tactical sense of a drunken Space Wolf, and Jaghatai seeing Corax as too cautious and tactical for proper man-fighting. The two would eventually make up after the Horus Heresy, and both the Raven Guard and White Scars would be forced to ally on several occasions - most notably during the infamous Hunt for Voldorius - but an intense rivalry over whose fast-attack doctrine is better persists to this day, and the two factions are still kind of assholes to one another as a result. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Angels and the Black Legion&#039;&#039;&#039; - Considering that Horus killed their Primarch (who, before the Heresy, were closer than any other Primarchs) which resulted in them suffering from the Black Rage which eventually causes every descendant of Sanguinius to have visions of being killed by Horus, the Blood Angels probably despise the Black Legion to the point of pure obsession. Also as a rule, the Blood Angels have a special hatred for the [[Abaddon|owner]] of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Talon of Horus&#039;&#039;&#039;, since it killed their &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;father&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; sexy angel daddy.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;World Eaters and the Grey Knights&#039;&#039;&#039; - Angron was banished back to the Warp by Grey Knights during the first battle of Armageddon, which resulted in the World Eaters&#039; defeat. Angron has since been resurfacing, and has sworn revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raven Guard and the Black Legion (also the Word Bearers, Night Lords, Iron Warriors, and Alpha Legion)&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Raven Guard were the second hardest hit by the Drop Site Massacre of Istvaan V &#039;&#039;(the Salamanders got hit worse, but there weren&#039;t really enough survivors to hold a grudge)&#039;&#039;. Though all of the traitor legions except the Thousand Sons were involved, the Raven Guard holds a special hatred for the former Luna Wolves and Horus, a hatred which has transferred over to [[Abaddon]] and the Black Legion. That said, the Raven Guard go absolutely murderous on any of the Legions who turned on them at Istvaan V. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grey Knights and the Space Wolves&#039;&#039;&#039; - Officially, there really isn&#039;t a rivalry at all. Because officially the Grey Knights don&#039;t exist. Unofficially, during the First War for Armageddon, Grey Knights were ordered to fire on dozens of civilian ships because there was a fraction of a shadow of smidgen of a chance that they were tainted by Chaos. The Space Wolves decided this was pretty dickish, and protected the civilians. Naturally, the Inquisition made it worse. Then old [[Logan Grimnar|Loggy]] chops a Grey Knight Grand Master&#039;s head off and kills four Justicars, the ugly downward spiral of &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WTF!?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;s started there. Eventually, an understanding was reached where the remaining civvies weren&#039;t murdered but just mindwiped a bit and Inquisitorial ships would never again come to Fenris or the Wolves would tear them a new asshole. Officially unofficially, the Grey Knights are angry that another Chapter was given even shittier writing than they got.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Imperial Fists and the Iron Warriors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Imagine their rivalry akin to World War I. The Imperial Fists are the Brits who love making defenses, while the Iron Warriors are the Germans who also love making defenses but also love destroying stuff. Also, Perturabo hated Rogal Dorn for being Daddy&#039;s golden boy and his constant boasting of the fortifications of the Imperial Palace. Perturabo eventually bested Dorn and the Imperial Fists by making a huge space fortress that Dorn then tried to attack in an effort to bring Perturabo to justice. Inside the fortress was nothing but inwardly-faced gunlines, meaning the entire thing was a trap and wound up cutting down enormous numbers of the Imperial Fists before they could retreat. The Imperial Fists were too fierce for the Iron Warriors to destroy without making the ultimate sacrifice however, proving that they get shit done. Perturabo, naturally, found his plan fucking hilarious.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Thousand Sons and the Space Wolves&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Space Wolves despised the Red Sorcerers for their practice of magic, and initially didn&#039;t question a goddamned thing after Horus had intentionally given the Wolves incorrect orders (to destroy the Thousand Sons, as opposed to taking Magnus to stand trial). Perhaps the dumbest part of their rivalry is that when they actually showed up at Prospero, Leman Russ felt guilty about just slaughtering the Thousand Sons, so he tried to call Magnus to ask him to stand down so that they could take him in peacefully. Magnus, having assumed Leman Russ was here to kill him had refused to take any calls (and not only prevented his Legion from communicating with the Wolves, but gathered them all so they&#039;d be easier to slaughter) which ended up pissing off the Wolves again and ensuring the Thousand Sons were nearly completely wiped out. Despite this being entirely preventable by their Primarch (on top of causing their fall to Tzeentch) and engineered by Horus (with the Wolves being completely ignorant about it) they still blame the Wolves anyway instead of those [[Derp|other two]]. The Sons would nonetheless resurface to attack the Space Wolves: they led a siege on their homeworld and succeeded in causing considerable damage before being driven off; during this offensive they managed to destroy a series of laboratories, including one that held an entire generation worth of the Space Wolves&#039; Gene-Seed (as well as the cure for the Wulfen curse), and Magnus himself was responsible for killing the Space Wolves&#039; Chapter Master.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;White Scars and the Space Wolves&#039;&#039;&#039; - Thousand Sons were the biggest bros of the Scars during the Great Crusade, their Primarchs were total bros too, so when they figured out that Wolves destroyed Prospero, killed most of the (still totally loyal) Thousand Sons and Magnus forced the surviving ones into going heretic (and the Wolves don&#039;t even feel any guilt or remorse about their role), none were surprised the Scars kept a huge grudge against the Space Yiffs. Also during the Crusade, the Scars hated being compared to the Wolves because of the apparent link to barbarism. The Wolves themselves also have a thing or two to say about the multiple times Scars hadn&#039;t come to help when they could, starting from when they left the Wolves alone against an entire Alpha Legion fleet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Iron Hands and the Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;&#039;&#039; - Prior to the Heresy, Fulgrim and Ferrus Manus were &#039;&#039;&#039;extremely&#039;&#039;&#039; close friends. Their bond ran so deep that even as Fulgrim declared his intentions of joining the forces of Chaos to Ferrus, asking him to join him in overthrowing the Emperor, Ferrus couldn&#039;t open fire on his brother&#039;s ship. Naturally, this had some rather nasty effects in the long term, not least of which was Fulgrim decapitating the Gorgon with his own sword. The Iron Hands did not take kindly to this. Also, getting all repressed and logical over the next 10,000 years caused Slaanesh to take breaking them as a challenge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;World Eaters and The Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;&#039;&#039; - In addition to following [[Khorne|rival]] [[Slaanesh|deities]], the Emperor&#039;s Children lost huge numbers of troops to the World Eaters at Skalthrax. Really, all you need to know is that [[Kharn]] and a Flamer were involved, and that before this incident, the World Eaters were a much more coordinated force.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;World Eaters and World Eaters&#039;&#039;&#039; - This event caused the World Eaters to break up into warbands.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Emperor&#039;s Children and the Iron Warriors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Given that Fulgrim tried to sacrifice Peturabo&#039;s soul to Slaanesh to fuel his ascension to Daemon Prince...&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;Emperor&#039;s Children and absolutely everyone else&#039;&#039;&#039; - Due to their disturbing habits of enslaving populations and/or stealing other Legion&#039;s servants to be used as... [[Slaanesh|&#039;&#039;partners&#039;&#039;]] for [[/d/|some memorable parties]], absolutely everyone tend to avoid them like walking STD&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dark Angels and FOUL TRAITORS&#039;&#039;&#039; - Do &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; get between them and a FOUL TRAITOR TO THE IMPERIUM WHO CERTAINLY HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE SONS OF THE LION. It can only end in tears.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Thousand Sons and World Eaters:&#039;&#039;&#039; Khorne hates sorcery, and so the World Eaters hate the Sons. Sadly for the World Eaters, they&#039;re usually well out of the Sons&#039; league; the Thousand Sons tend to pick conflicts selectively, which means the followers of Khorne have rarely even had the chance to fight them. Also, it doesn&#039;t do much to appease Khorne&#039;s bloodlust, since there is no blood or skulls to offer, just dust. Then again, there are some exceptions, namely [[Iskandar Khayon]] and [[Lheorvine Ukris]], who were total bros, and they were the guys that founded the [[Black Legion]] along with [[Abaddon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Ravens and EVERYONE:&#039;&#039;&#039; Apart from Captain Titus of the Ultramarines, almost every Marine Chapter mentioned in having contact with the Blood Ravens have not been on good terms. Most likely due to their rampant kleptomania. This animosity extends beyond the Space Marines, and into the rest of the Imperium as well; Imperial Guard forces hate them for exterminating the Kronus Liberators, the Mechanicus hates them stealing archeotech, the Ecclisiarchy hates them for their psykers, and the Inquisition doesn&#039;t like them for their secrecy.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Angels and the Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Fabius Bile]] stole the blood of Sanguinius from the Blood Angels&#039; Fortress-Monastery as part of a plot to make a clone of the God-Emperor. As the neophyte initiation process for the Blood Angels requires the consumption of some of the aforementioned blood, the Blood Angels and all their Successor Chapters have sworn to find and kill Bile at all costs. (For a while, it looked like they succeeded—that is, until they found out that Bile had begun cloning &#039;&#039;himself&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Iron Hands and Raven Guard and Salamanders&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Iron Hands are still pissy about the whole [[Drop Site Massacre|Isstvan V]] thing. They believe that had the Salamanders and Raven Guard followed their Primarch Ferrus Manus they would have won at the Dropsite Massacre. Completely overlooking the fact that they were surprised, surrounded, outgunned and outnumbered nearly 3 to 1. They don&#039;t like the Raven Guard in particular for their use of stealth and subterfuge, and also for having a pretty much identical color scheme. The Salamanders aren&#039;t too keen about the Iron Hands belief of &amp;quot;purging the weak&amp;quot; and usual disregard for civilian casualties and sometimes their own Marines. The Raven Guard and Salamanders never pulled any of this bullshit with each other, though, and remain close allies, if for nothing other than the Hands constantly being dicks to both of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Marines Malevolent and Salamanders&#039;&#039;&#039; - What happens when the galaxy&#039;s greatest assholes meet the galaxy&#039;s greatest humanitarian Marines? Hilarity, that&#039;s what. The hate fueled rivalry that was first widely known came during the Third War for Armageddon where a squad of Marines Malevolent used their [[Whirlwind|Whirlwinds]] to fire upon an Ork-occupied camp, when they &#039;&#039;knew&#039;&#039; that the camp contained hundreds of Imperial civilian hostages, mostly women and children. Oh and guess what their response was, something to do with &amp;quot;Meh, we only serve the Emprah only&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;We didn&#039;t know there were &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;that&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; many civilians.&amp;quot; As you can imagine, this both horrified and [[Rage|royally pissed off]] the Salamanders, and when these two Chapters met again after the war, Chapter Master Tu&#039;Shan, to put it simply, bitch-slapped the Captain of the Marines Malevolent in front of &#039;&#039;everybody in the city,&#039;&#039; prompting much sniggering and cheering among both Guardsmen and civilians alike. Because of such reaction to complete dickwads, the Salamanders were considered as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Heroes of Armageddon&#039;&#039;&#039; by popular vote.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Aurora Chapter and the Emperor&#039;s Spears&#039;&#039;&#039; - Fought each other over matters of honor and the Ultramarines judged Aurora Chapter was right, which soured relations of the Emperor&#039;s Spears with their primogenitor. Tensions have since lessened but the two Chapters still refuse to fight together.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bros To the End==&lt;br /&gt;
As there are several Chapters and Legions who despise one another, there&#039;s a few that get along damned well.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raven Guard, Salamanders, and Iron Hands&#039;&#039;&#039; - True since the Great Crusade, where these three found they worked extremely well in-concert - The Raven Guard acting as the advance and cutting off critical locations and eliminating command units, the Salamanders in providing the heavy punch to follow this up, and the Iron Hands providing the tide of firepower to support both. That being said, the Iron Hands&#039; relationship with the Raven Guard and the Salamanders has deteriorated since the Horus Heresy; they believe that had their allies not retreated from the Drop Site Massacre, Ferrus Manus would not have been killed and Horus would have been defeated before he could pose a threat to the Imperium. (It doesn&#039;t take a genius to realize that this would have just led to the complete annihilation of their Legions in practice.) It&#039;s not really clear if the Hands still fight alongside their former best bros in the 41st millennium, but given the whole &amp;quot;feeding a Raven Guard company to psyker Orks for lulz&amp;quot; thing, it doesn&#039;t seem likely.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Salamanders and Blood Angels&#039;&#039;&#039; - Though the Salamanders are friendly with most Chapters anyway (and them hating you being a good indication of you being a huge asshole), they&#039;re particularly tight with the Blood Angels. Both Chapters are some of the few in the Imperium that actually go out of their way for civilians and put them before pride and glory in battle. This became particularly evident during the [[Armageddon|Second War of Armageddon]], when both fought side-by-side against the [[Orks]] and when [[Dante]] publicly honored [[Tu&#039;Shan]] for his bravery during the war and bitch-slapping the Marines Malevolent Captain.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Imperial Fists and Imperial Fists successors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Doctrinal differences and martial angst aside, the sons of Dorn have always been on good terms with each other. Whenever a crisis threatens Terra that is too great for a single Chapter, the Imperial Fists and their successors unite to put an end to that threat, such as [[The War of The Beast]], and the [[Age of Apostasy|Second Siege of Terra]] to put [[Goge Vandire]] in his place. Every century, they also come together for an epic swordfighting tournament called the [[Feast of Blades]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Angels, White Scars and Imperial Fists&#039;&#039;&#039; - All three fought and died in the defence of the Imperial Palace. Broforce = very yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and Imperial Fists&#039;&#039;&#039; - Similar to the Space Wolves and Dark Angels above, beef about the Codex aside, the two Chapters have always been on very good terms. (I guess the above segment regarding the Ultramarines firing on the Imperial Fists ship is just swept under the rug).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dark Angels and Dark Angel successors&#039;&#039;&#039; - THE DARK ANGELS HAVE NO SUCH RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR SUCCESSOR CHAPTERS. RUMORS THAT DARK ANGEL SUCCESSORS ARE STILL UNDER DIRECT COMMAND FROM THEIR PARENT CHAPTER, EFFECTIVELY STILL MAKING THEM FUNCTION AS A LEGION, ARE OBVIOUSLY LIES AND SLANDER FABRICATED BY THE FOUL HERETICS OF CHAOS, AS SUCH AN ACT WOULD BREAK THE GUIDELINES OF THE CODEX ASTARTES, WHICH LOYAL CHAPTERS WOULD NOT DO-{{BLAM}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Thousand Sons and Word Bearers {Pre-Heresy.}&#039;&#039;&#039; - Lorgar was the closest Primarch-buddy of Magnus, due to the scholarly nature of both. They went separate ways after the Heresy though, probably because Magnus learned who really was behind the Burning of Prospero all along.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Thousand Sons and White Scars {Pre-Heresy.}&#039;&#039;&#039; - As above, The Khan respected his scholarly brother and would have helped him if he was present at Nikaea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Iron Hands and Emperor&#039;s Children {Pre-Heresy.}&#039;&#039;&#039; - The culmination of the aforementioned close friendship between the Gorgon and the Phoenix would be a tragic foreshadowing of the fate of the Warmaster and the Great Angel&#039;s friendship.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus and Blood Angels {Pre-Heresy.}&#039;&#039;&#039; - Horus and Sanguinius were the closest two Primarchs before the Heresy, and this extended to their Legions. This went to the point where Horus still wished he had Sanguinius on his side after having given himself over to the Dark Gods fully, and Sanguinius was willing to die if it meant that his brother could be saved even if only through death. This just makes the rivalry between the Black Legion and The Angelic Host that much more sad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and Genesis Chapter&#039;&#039;&#039; - Super close ties due to Genesis Chapter being Ultramarines reserve for Marines. They patrol the galaxy together.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Official /tg/ Space Marine Chapters==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cloten.jpg|300px|right|thumb|THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
One of /tg/&#039;s favorite pastimes is creating new and exciting Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes based on silly concepts. [[/tg/|/tg/&#039;s]] [[/tg/&#039;s homebrews|homebrew]] Chapters include:&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Adeptus Orthodontus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angry Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bald Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bro Marines|Alpha Sigma Sigma]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Butthurt Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Wonderful Misadventures of: Inquisitor Fob and the Classy Marines|Classy Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Censor Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Comedy Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Disco Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dorf Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Drunk Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sigmar Marines|Emperor&#039;s Hammers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Paragons]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Galactic Partridges]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Golden Aquilas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lazy Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Manly Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metal Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mexicarines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mole Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Obstinate Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pathetic Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pretty Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reasonable Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Skeletons]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scary Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Silly Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sleepy Marines|Dream Warriors]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Shanks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elderly Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;As you can see, /tg/ has a problem with creativity.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second Founding of /tg/ Space Marine Chapters===&lt;br /&gt;
After the release of Deathwatch: Rites of Battle, /tg/ quickly flung itself at the Chapter creation rules and began to produce a second wave of /tg/ Chapters. Noticeably more serious business than the previous Chapters, these Spess Mahreens range from the widely popular Emperor&#039;s Nightmare, to the derpy Flesh Helms.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Abyssal Jaws]] - Institutionally sharky.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Argent Strix]] - Institutionally hungry.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Locks]] - Institutionally corsair.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Jaguars]] - Institutionally Aztec.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brotherhood of the Gauntlet]] - Institutionally Arabic Ghazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brotherhood of the Megalith]] - Institutionally rocky.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Conservators]] - Institutionally poor and under-equipped. It&#039;s what happens when you piss of the Mechanicus.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Deep Ones (Tiji Sector)|Deep Ones]] - Institutionally aquatic and environmentally resistant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Desert Fangs]] - Institutionally [[Angry Marines]] taken seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dionysus Revelers]] - Institutionally cannibal drunks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dune Walkers]] - Institutionally Arabic Nomads.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Bears]] - Institutionally lost.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Nightmare]] - Institutionally [[Sleepy Marines]] taken seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Eyes of Mordred]] - Institutionally [[Scary Marines]] taken seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flesh Helms]] - Institutionally [[Imperial Guard]] of the Adeptus Astartes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guardians Exemplar]] - Institutionally equal to the [[Marines Malevolent]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Serpents]] - Institutionally [[Baneblade|mechanized]] for war.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Wraiths]] - Institutionally [[Awesome|cyborg-ice-vampire-yeti-riders]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Knights Inductor]] - Institutionally [[Reasonable Marines]] taken seriously. Also [[Mary Sues|MARY SUES]], don&#039;t mention them on /tg/. You&#039;ll just [[troll|cause a shitstorm]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Knights Repentant]] - Institutionally UTTERLY LOYAL and true pre-heresy [[Word Bearers]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lumbermarines]] - Institutionally lumberjacks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rising Sons]] - Institutionally BANZAI!!!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Screaming Eagles]] - Institutionally &#039;MURICAN!!! FUCK YEAH!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Talons of Corvus]] - Institutionally a more heroic [[Command and Conquer|Nod]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Sovereign&#039;s Appraisal]] - Institutionally loyal and sympathetic despite mutations, being declared renegade, [[Slaanesh]] trying to seduce them and the [[Ultramarines]] and their successors trying to terminate them.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[War Brothers]] - Institutionally not giving a damn about what the [[Dark Angels]] want from them.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Adeptus Estates]] - Institutionally home building.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mourning Sons]] - Institutionally shedding [[Fist of the North Star|Manly Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Krakens]] - Institutionally Viking, yet not [[Space Wolves|THAT]] Viking. Plus one of the biggest of shits that /tg/ has done right. AND HOW!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Space Knights]] - Institutionally dour.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Solar Rangers]] - Institutionally Jesus Christ, they&#039;re sneaky!&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The second wave WOULD show improvements to creativity... If they didn&#039;t use a RPG system as a crutch, among other issues.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Name ===&lt;br /&gt;
The name Adeptus Astartes is usually portrayed as meaning Star Adepts. However the name &amp;quot;Astarte&amp;quot; is actually a goddess of fertility, love, war, sex and sexuality from the Eastern Mediterranean regions during the [[Bronze Age]]. Somewhat meta considering that the Emprah was also from that region &#039;&#039;(Anatolia)&#039;&#039; around the same time period. [[HERESY|He may have been horny and/or romantically interested]] [[Rule 63|in the idea of a badass God-Empress]] and [[What|named his sons to symbolically show this]] using a language that only he and [[Ollanius Pius]] [[Derp|are the speakers of]] besides dead people and three of [[Khorne|the]] [[Nurgle|Ruinous]] [[Tzeentch|Powers]] (unlikely given the Emperor was anti-theistic and anti-religious), or this is just the Emperor keeping himself sane by engaging in humor he knows only one loyal person will get, which does not include his last [[Malcador the Sigillite|two]] [[Companion|friends]]. [[Grimdark|No wonder the Emprah doesn&#039;t smile much.]] [[Derp|Ironic given that the Astartes is an all-male organization.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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However, much as with the [[Arkhan Land|Land]] Raider, a more prosaic explanation was provided in the novel &#039;&#039;The Great Work&#039;&#039;, which features flashbacks from the memories of Ezekiel Sedayne (the guy who headed up the development team for the Black Carapace). The project’s coordinator was a mortal woman named Amar &#039;&#039;Astarte&#039;&#039;, who was the most accomplished geneticist of the time outside of the Emepror and the Selenite Gene-witches. Following the theft of the Primarchs, Astartes feared that the Space Marines, without the supply of genetic materials from their Primarchs, would fall into deterioration like the Thunder Warriors. And so she blew up the Legions&#039; gene-vault alongside herself; however, the Emperor had already known of this and made several copies of the vault elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beakie]] - When the Spehss mahrens were awesome looking.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Chaplain]] - The spiritual leaders of the space marines.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Female Space Marines]]- Records officially decommissioned and terminated by the [[Inquisition]] on the grounds of [[Heresy]], there is nothing here trust us. E-Commissars will blam you from your monitor when attempting to access said heretical records.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine]]- The official game of [[Pauldrons]] (despite the fact that the pauldrons in this game are smaller than they should be)&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Space Marines|Tactics/Space Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Guidelines of the Space Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Despite the considerable amount of hate at the space marines nowadays, [[The World Engine|they can still be awesome.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Bretonnia#Knightly Hierarchy|Grail Knights]] - The Warhammer Fantasy equivalent.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Stormcast Eternals]] (AKA, [[Ground Marines]]), their [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] equivalent.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Terminator]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Apothecary]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Techmarine]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Librarian]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Scout]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Kill Marine]] of Deathwatch&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Codex Astartes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Space Marine Chapter]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://youtu.be/XQwTyGeoprA The Emperor&#039;s speech on the Space Marines]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Space_Marine Lexicanum on Space Marines]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wackycamper.deviantart.com/art/Space-Marine-Commandments-88741651 The Commandments of the Space Marine]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13nM17TV_sU/ Rap song dedicated to the mighty-ass space marines.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzWrDSNN4Y/ Another rap dedicated to the mighty-ass space marines.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzPuK1vib_c Emperor&#039;s quote about the Space Marines in a remix done from If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device glory.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shRHZLheEJI What is to be a space marine, in thrash metal version!]&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Correction.JPG|Drill Abbots &#039;&#039;&#039;hate&#039;&#039;&#039; him!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stuffy.jpg|Build a Marine Workshop&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pauldronius.png|[[Pauldron]]ius&lt;br /&gt;
File:Brother Sergeant Aznable.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;EEECK!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
image:steelrain.jpg|Steel Rain in action!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Reasonablemarine.png|Don&#039;t fuck with [[Reasonable Marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:LEGO_SpaceMarines_by_Jerac.jpg|Brick by brick we shall conquer.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1285382081001.jpg|Apparently, marines &#039;&#039;&#039;DO&#039;&#039;&#039; in fact have tiny heads.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sperm Marine.jpg|I&#039;m in ur w0mb, fertulizan yo eggz&lt;br /&gt;
File:Amuricuh.jpg|What historians didn&#039;t want you to believe&lt;br /&gt;
File:Yes they can.jpg|[[Skub|A matter of some contention.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:False.jpg|Taking a page from their fallen brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Primarchs_as_teen_girls.png|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#FF55FF;&amp;quot; color=&amp;quot;pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Rule 63]] Primarchs are the most popular girls at [[HS40K]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gearing up.jpg|A rare glimpse at a Space Marine without his awesome pauldrons on&lt;br /&gt;
File:1294948918986.jpg|Salamander Space Marines training starts at a reasonably young age&lt;br /&gt;
File:Armour of Bulk.png|Space Marines and ridiculous suits of armour go hand in hand.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BruceAstartes.jpg|Brother Campbell brings a world into Imperial compliance.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SpessM.jpg|Indrick Boreale nearly turned Space Marines into the laughing stock of the entire franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Angels of Derp.jpg|Space Marines as depicted during the dark ages of GW art (aka 2nd Edition)&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1228559892410.jpg|The scary thing is that this isn&#039;t fan art, seriously, this was an official GW product.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Warhammer 40k space marines we&#039;ll find your mom mother storytellers storytime missing child lost little girl.jpg|Now gather around children as I recount to you the exploits of the Emperor&#039;s chosen...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1207335921499.jpg|The Space Wizards of Warpwarts have mastered the art of profecting the power of the warp through small wooden sticks. How they refrain from breaking them is a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Horny Marine.gif|&#039;&#039;&#039;Hump the heretic, penetrate the mutant, cum in the alie-&#039;&#039;&#039;{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|SLAANESH WORSHIPPER!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Space Marines</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2600:1006:B101:11B7:9128:2814:F8FF:813C: /* Rivalries */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:Silver Skull.jpg|300px|right|thumb|WE ARE THE EMPRAH&#039;S FUREH! Also, [[Beakie]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;For the vidya gaem, please see: [[Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine]]&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Give me a hundred Space Marines. Or failing that give me a thousand other [[Imperial Guard|troops]].|Attributed to [[Rogal Dorn]], [[Primarch]] of the [[Imperial Fists]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall [[Finecast|mould]] them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great [[Pauldrons|armour]] shall I clad them and with the [[Bolter|mightiest guns]] will they be armed. They will be untouched by [[Nurgle|plague]] or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have [[Deep Strike|tactics]], [[Steel Rain|strategies]] and [[Dreadnought|mac]][[Centurion Squad|hin]][[METAL BOXES|es]] so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against [[Chaos|the Terror]]. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my [[Robert Heinlein|Space Marines]] and they shall know no fear.|[[Emperor|The God-Emperor of Mankind]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Space Marines&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Indrick Boreale|SPESS MEHREENS]]&#039;&#039;&#039; (or &#039;&#039;&#039;Marinelets&#039;&#039;&#039; or (canonically) &#039;&#039;&#039;Firstborn&#039;&#039;&#039; now that the [[Primaris Marines|Chadmarines]] are here) and canonically named the Adeptus Astartes are an army in the [[Warhammer 40,000]] universe. They are bio-enhanced super soldiers clad in [[Power Armour]], and are generally regarded as the toughest warriors to ever serve the [[Emprah|Emperor]] (except for the Adeptus Custodes and Imperial Assassins). The average Space Marine is around eight feet tall. They used to be seven feet in the old fluff, but [[Dan Abnett]] and the rest of Games Workshop have a hard-on for gigantism (though they have addressed the problems real-life gigantism can cause by throwing in more bio-engineering) so they jacked them up a foot, though RPGs from Fantasy Flight Games and games by THQ scaled them back to the more reasonable seven feet. Although do note that the height of Marines can vary greatly; some can even reach &#039;&#039;ten&#039;&#039; feet, like [[Asterion Moloc]]. &amp;quot;Giant gods of war&amp;quot; is far more believable, considering their insane feats and ability for a handful of them to face down an Ork WAAAGH!!! and Tyranid Hive Fleets, yet still make a major difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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Internally, they have bones that can repel anything short of a boltgun round and can breathe underwater even without their helmets on because they have a third (artificial/augmetic) lung. They can also breathe all but the most potent of toxic fumes with little to no damage to their respiratory system, have two hearts, and live for hundreds of years (they may be functionally immortal, but they usually die in battle after a few centuries, so nobody can be sure). They are vastly more powerful in their [[fluff|official descriptions]] than they actually are in the &#039;&#039;Warhammer 40,000&#039;&#039; tabletop game (although the Marines statted in [[Dark Heresy]] or [[Rogue Trader (RPG)]] are walking rapemachines, and the [[player character]] Marines in [[Deathwatch]] are hard as nails). Much like the [[Chaos Space Marines]] are the 40k successors of the [[Warriors of Chaos]], Space Marines are the 40k successors of Warrior Priests, right down to their BALD. Portrayals range from hardcore but plausible super-soldiers to shameless [[Mary Sue]]s who could fight off Batman with one hand and the Joker with the other, considering their fluff feats and the things they defeat, defeating Batman and the Joker while missing all his limbs would be completely unsurprising for an Astartes.  Although occasionally, they serve to make other galactic forces seem superior. &#039;&#039;More like the Ineptes Astartes.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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They account for approximately 35% of the playable armies (counting chaos space marines) in 40k, over 21.4% (yeah, I thought that was a pretty conservative estimate too) of played armies among the 40k fandom (factoring in that people can collect and play more than one 40k army), and as of October 2010, receive about 50% or more of new releases. While there are many, &#039;&#039;many&#039;&#039; chapters that you can choose from, the actual armies basically boil down to six main choices: [[Dark Angels]], [[Blood Angels]], [[Space Wolves]], [[Grey Knights]], [[Legion of the Damned]] (barely), [[Deathwatch]], [[Black Templars]] (previously) and everybody else (with the [[Chaos Space Marines]] accounting for three more codexes). Everyone who&#039;s a successor of the first two choices follows their codex and generally share their units, while the &amp;quot;everybody else&amp;quot; just follows the generic Space Marine codex. Don&#039;t let the promotional art fool you, though; the Space Marine army isn&#039;t exclusively Ultramarines. It used to be that you also had individual codices the [[Black Templars]], but they got folded into the generic Space Marine army. At least they still get special chapter-specific units, which is more than can be said for the likes of the [[Salamanders]] or other important yet still-neglected chapters. But nooo, the Ultramarines need every type of special character...&lt;br /&gt;
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Contrary to that, fluff-wise Space Marines are amongst the smallest factions in the game. With Loyalist Marines combined they number just above one million in a galaxy where the Imperium alone has more or less a million honest to God inhabited worlds (deepshit colonies with a population of only a few million may or may not be included in that number). In fact, any single capital-class space ship may have a population higher than the entirety of Marines in the Galaxy. Furthermore, Marine armies are extremely fractured, very rarely deployed at above a company per war zone. GW never cared to explain how forces so small could have such a huge impact on the battlefields, when Orks, Guard, and Tyranids could field their troops in the millions, and Chaos can convert entire populations of planets (which is often tens of billions), though by rubbing two brain-cells together we can imagine a combination of them being just that powerful and focusing on opening opportunities for their strike cruiser or battlebarge to blow everyone up.  Regardless, everything that is something in the setting has a tendency to at least have a bit Space Marines in it, if they aren&#039;t flat-out the protagonists. Expect enormous campaigns to revolve around a few companies, regardless of the involved numbers of Guardsmen and enemy xenos and chaotic characters, and the Marines to be the key to victory in any given war.&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that per &amp;quot;Fall of Cadia,&amp;quot; [[Abaddon| a certain armless failure]] mustered a force of CSM &#039;&#039;ten times&#039;&#039; the size of the original Legion (i.e. Luna Wolves) for the 13th Black Crusade. So yeah, no wonder the poor Cadians didn&#039;t stand a chance—although &#039;&#039;technically,&#039;&#039; Abaddon only won because he flung the remains of a [[Blackstone Fortress]] at the planet&#039;s surface.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Games Workshop|Geedubs]] [[Meme|has a hard-on for Space Marines]]. [[Slaanesh|Between the writers favoritism and the &amp;quot;Spots the Space Marine&amp;quot; fiasco, it&#039;s gotten to the point where they should seek professional help]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;THIS JUST IN: THE SPACE MARINES JUST GOT AN [[Skub|SKUBPGRADE]]! See [[Primaris Marines]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Prayer before battle.jpg|250px|left|thumb|Marine with half his FUCKING face missing, skulls in the wall, bolter laying ready, and servitors with hoods swinging censers. Ladies and gents, [[Warhammer 40k]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
After the end of the [[Age of Strife]], the Emperor of Mankind (overachieving at it&#039;s finest) wanted to reunite [[humanity]] in a [[Great Crusade]] across the galaxy, and he realized that in order to do this he would need one epic-ass army and equally epic generals to lead it. He created the [[Primarchs]], his sons, to be his generals, and let me tell you, these guys were some of the most insanely powerful badasses in all the lore of 40k, and that is saying something. (There is a story in which [[Sanguinius|one of them]] snaps a fucking [[Bloodthirster]]&#039;s spine over his knee.) From their DNA, he created the [[First Founding|Legiones Astartes, the first Space Marines]]. Their first task was to locate their Primarchs, because the [[Chaos Gods|Gods]] of [[Chaos]] had scattered them across the galaxy in an attempt to foil the Emperor&#039;s efforts at human reunification (they were basically just butt-hurt that they didn&#039;t have some baddass buttfucking sons; [[Slaanesh]] approved!). All of the Primarchs were eventually recovered and reunited with their respective legions, but then, at the height of the Space Marines&#039; power, disaster struck. [[Horus]], the Emperor&#039;s most trusted Primarch, fell to Chaos and turned traitor along with his legion, the [[Luna Wolves]], and several others followed suit. After much [[Grimdark|sorrow, pain, and civil warring]], the Emperor killed Horus personally (Daddy issues at their finest yet again), but was mortally wounded in the process, which is why he is now a zombie being kept alive by the technologies of the Golden Throne (Undead Heresy?). The traitor legions, who are now known as the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Chaos Space Marines]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; TRAITOR ASTARTES, were defeated and pushed back to the [[Eye of Terror]]. All of the Primarchs that did not fall to Chaos during the Horus Heresy either disappeared or were [[Ferrus_Manus|killed]], and until very recently, none remained to lead the Space Marines. ([[Roboute Guilliman]], Primarch of the Ultrasmurfs, long enshrined and [[Matthew Ward|(according to some people)]] healing in stasis has recently been revived after ten thousand years). In addition, after the Heresy, the Legions were mostly [[Second Founding|split into smaller &amp;quot;Chapters&amp;quot;]] of up to a thousand Marines according to the teachings of the [[Codex Astartes]] (although some Chapters, such as the [[Space Wolves]] and the [[Black Templars]], do not follow Astartes orthodoxy and maintain forces in much greater numbers, and [[Dark Angels|some chapters]] go so far as to form almost legion-strength forces.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Space Marines are most commonly looked upon as warrior-monks, generally referring to each other as &amp;quot;Brother&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Battle Brother&amp;quot; or some variation thereof based on rank, spending most or all of their time training, in battle, or venerating the Emperor. However, no two Chapters are exactly alike, and many differ wildly from the standard perception of the Marines. The Space Wolves, as one example, appear to be much less disciplined than most other Chapters, maintaining a much larger force than permitted by the Codex and frequently having great feasts with much merriment and drinking (the Space Wolves happen to produce the only intoxicating beverage known to have any effect on Marine physiology, and which liquefies the innards of non-Astartes). Their attitude toward others in the Imperium can also differ greatly from Chapter to Chapter or even from marine to marine. Some are very idealistic, believing very strongly in their role as protectors of humanity (such as the [[Celestial Lions]] or the [[Salamanders]]). Others, like the [[Black Templars]], tend to disregard the ordinary elements of the Imperium, and emphasize much more their role as a weapon against its enemies. And some are [[Blood Angels | just]] [[Angry Marines | angry]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Their attitude towards the Emperor can also vary. Although they are typically believed to worship him as a deity like most of the rest of the Imperium, the Space Marines are, by virtue of their gene-seeds, derived from the Primarchs and hence the Emperor himself, making them much closer to him than most humans. In fact, many of the Space Marine chapters&#039; beliefs maintain some of the old [[Imperial Truth]] that the Emperor was not a god, but simply the greatest of mortal men, worthy of praise and veneration but not a deity proper. Although it is true that the majority of the Chapters certainly venerate him in an orthodox manner, others just scream his name a lot because that&#039;s tradition.&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;The exact degree of Emperor-worship in the Space Marine chapters is a bit mushy. Some openly refer to the Emperor as the God-Emperor while others are outright contemptuous of the idea. [[Excoriators|Captain Zachariah Kersh]], later Chapter Master, was such a nah-sayer but was converted by his experiences during the destruction of the Cholercaust on Certus-Minor. This could mean that among the various Chapters the exact degree of veneration of the Emperor could be entirely a personal choice rather than explicit doctrine. But again the inconsistencies therein make it hard to judge. Alternatively to this theme being a result of lazy writers is that it is in fact a clever but under-developed effect of the progression of the plot of Warhammer 40k. Such that by the end of the 41st millennium, things are so awful that even the Space Marines seek resolve in the worship of the God-Emperor.&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Blingmarine.jpg|thumb|right|The great Papa Smurf hisself.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Space Marines are generally regarded as having something of an &amp;quot;unfair advantage&amp;quot; in the tabletop, mainly because every young 40k player has a strong liking for them, and almost every unit in the listings has at least a 3+ armor save, making them rather hard to kill, especially when considering armies such as the Blood Angels have models that allow players to roll an additional &amp;quot;Feel No Pain&amp;quot; 4+ save if they fail the 3+ one. The problem is that it took 3 Space Marine Chapter books in 5th Edition to come up with a Space Marine Codex framework that didn&#039;t suck (almost nothing in C:SW is non-competitive or poorly priced), which is why Long Fangs are usually 50 points cheaper than their Space Marine counterparts, while being twice as effective. Why are Devastators supposedly more expensive? Combat tactics. Yeah, you&#039;re never going to use it. The Ultramarines in particular are an extremely popular choice of Space Marine Chapter, and their blue design coupled with the small size of the miniatures often leads to them being referred to as &amp;quot;Smurfs.&amp;quot; Thanks to [[Indrick Boreale]], the Space Marines in general are frequently called &amp;quot;Spess Mehreens,&amp;quot; or variations to that effect. The Space Marines of today look very different from the glory days of Rogue Trader, when they earned the nickname &amp;quot;[[beakie|beakies]]&amp;quot; because of their signature helmets.&lt;br /&gt;
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Denizens of /tg/ are prone to claiming a wide variety of things about the Space Marines, usually about their sexual activity (or lack thereof), ranging from assertions that the genitalia of a Space Marine is nonfunctional to claims that they are castrated during the creation process. They never have any supporting evidence for these theories and it is not clear whether or not Space Marines are allowed to have sex, which Chapters would allow them to have sex, if they even can have sex, if they&#039;re still capable of normal human reproduction, or what bits they may or may not still possess. Still, that doesn&#039;t stop anyone from stating their personal opinion as if it were fact. The most revealed is that a female Inquisitorial henchwoman got an eyeful of a naked Grey Knight novice and was rather impressed by what she saw. The Grey Knight, naturally, had no idea why she seemed so interested.&lt;br /&gt;
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An interesting point to note is that right below this segment on the right is an image of a Marine with a loin-cloth. If there is no modesty to protect, why protect it? One suspects that the reason Marines aren&#039;t afforded the luxury of sex (aside from distraction from serving the Emperor), is that they&#039;d kill whatever unfortunate woman or xenos livestock they take a fancy to.&lt;br /&gt;
The point is, due to psychological conditioning and likely the sterilizing effects of the augmentation process, followed by a century plus of service to the Emperor in radiation and toxic filled environments, they are simply disinclined towards it, and wouldn&#039;t result in any more meat-shields for the Emperor&#039;s glorious wars regardless, thus only serving the [[Slaanesh|arch-hedonist.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Creation==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:1396451926378.jpg|400px|thumb|right|From deranged lab-experiment to fucking [[awesome]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
Knowing [[Chaos|just]] [[C&#039;tan|what]] [[Necron|the]] [[Dark Eldar|fuck]] [[Ork|was]] [[Eldar|waiting]] for humanity in space, the Emperor of Mankind designed the [[gene-seed]], [[Gene-seed#The_Organs|nineteen special organs]] to enhance the regular human body to keep the Space Marines going when fighting these monstrosities. Over a series of several years, human adolescents, dubbed aspirants, are selected through a rigorous process which varies from Chapter to Chapter. They are always male, with cited reasons including that Astartes are basically clones of their Primarchs, and by extension the Emperor, and that the geneseed requires portions of the Y-chromosome to function. When their training goes to the next stage, the aspirants are implanted with the initial gene-seed. They then become neophytes, Space Marines in training. As the gene-seed is implanted into them, the neophytes also go through hypnotic conditioning to hone their responses. By the time they&#039;re done, the subject has few impulses beyond fighting and killing in the name of the Emperor (it&#039;s sometimes thought that this is what kills their sex drive) and most of their memories of their earlier lives are all but forgotten. The only mental frailties remaining are a &amp;quot;fear&amp;quot; (ATSKNF notwithstanding) of failure and experiencing notable stress when severely injured or crippled, as they are no longer able to fulfill their function.&lt;br /&gt;
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After receiving all these organs and conditioning, it&#039;s highly arguable if a Space Marine still qualifies as human. Though the [[Imperium of Man]] has basic &amp;quot;kill on sight&amp;quot; orders for most non-humans and venerates the &amp;quot;Holy Human Form&amp;quot;, the topic of whether or not Space Marines violate this edict is ignored, mostly because they were designed by the Emperor and thus considered holy creations. There is also an understandable hesitance to declare war on the only thing standing between the Imperium and the unfathomable evil of the [[Chaos Gods]]. Arguably Marines are no less human than those of the Mechanicum, just with organic implants instead of bionics, and cog boys still count as 100% right and proper humans (even if most of them consider themselves a separate species or at least &amp;quot;humans 2.0&amp;quot;).&lt;br /&gt;
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In fact, this religious need to adhere to the Holy Human Form may be why the Emperor designed the gene-seed to be a bio-enhancement project and not a genetic modification one; all of a Space Marine&#039;s inhuman abilities are a result of the artificially engineered organs shoved into their bodies during their creation, either directly (the secondary heart or multi-lung) or indirectly (the Ossmodula, which alters their hormone balance and makes their skeleton growth go berserk). Consequently, this means a Space Marine would technically pass a genetic scan of being &amp;quot;human&amp;quot; better than an [[abhuman]] like an [[Ogryn]] or [[Ratling]] would. The holiness of the Human Form came long before the Horus Heresy, so this theory is likely, anyways. Besides, the Emperor did attempt genetic modification but it proved either too expensive (Thunder Warriors) or resulted in unrecorded disasters. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gene&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Bio-enhancements are also much more conductive to mass-production. Of course, so long as the genetics are merely &#039;&#039;added&#039;&#039; to the human genome instead of (drastically) &#039;&#039;changing&#039;&#039; the genome, then it can easily be argued the enhancements are no different than using technological tools like auspex or lasguns.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, this tramples all over the spirit of the law (not really, adding to something is just that; addition) whilst technically adhering to the letter, but it&#039;s hardly unique -- see the Ecclesiarchy having its own army of [[Sisters of Battle|power-armored gun-toting nuns]] despite being formally forbidden to have &amp;quot;men&amp;quot; under arms.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory is that the Space Marines were designed this way for more symbolic reasons. Done this way Marines retain a link to humanity; all were born human, no more than any other citizen. They became more through science and training but they aren&#039;t some new species or a warrior caste. As Marines they are beyond humans but they know where they came from. The regular citizens see the Marines as the best of humanity, proxies for the Emperor&#039;s power. The Marines remember humans are their kin and while they are more than human they are still the same species, all coming from the same root. The power vested in them doesn&#039;t pass by blood, it passes by merit and a normal citizen can still aspire to become an Astartes even if it&#039;s a long shot. The Emperor&#039;s whole deal was based around humanity, so he built something that could be a symbol to all humanity. He could have bred a new war species but he altered us because his dream of the Imperium was the dream of humanity. Symbolic difference, sure, but it matters. There&#039;s a reason Space Marines are venerated not feared.&lt;br /&gt;
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Incidentally, bio-enhancements like the gene-seed are actually more controllable than a genetic enhancing procedure would be, since the resultant outcome is more predictable, more easily mass-produced, and it means that even if a Space Marine could have kids, they would in all likelihood not be different from ordinary humans, since their abilities aren&#039;t tied to them on a genetic level, though they would be far more likely to become Space Marines since some amount of genetic compatibility is required.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is also noteworthy that as a possibly unintended side effect of their geneseed, Space Marines are enormously well endowed. This is evidenced in the first book of the Horus Heresy series, whereby a Remembrancer described a naked Captain Loken as being &amp;quot;equine.&amp;quot; Of course out of all the chapters, only [[Space Wolves]] ever seem to take advantage of this factor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==How strong Space Marines are==&lt;br /&gt;
Fanboys and opponents constantly argue how strong Astartes are. This entails unfavorable comparisons to super soldiers like Custodians and Thunder Warriors, or comparisons to Ogryns and Imperial Assassins. The crunch can give reasonable estimates, but things like tabletop balancing show its limitations as broad indicators of performance (Guard officers have more wounds than Astartes recruits!). Thus, it&#039;s often a matter of conjecture how far an abbreviated statistic translates into a hypothetical comparison; Strength 4 is weaker than Strength 5, but &amp;quot;Strength&amp;quot; can apply variously to lifting/pressing strength instead of striking force, hence why power-lifters don&#039;t necessarily make the best cage fighters.&lt;br /&gt;
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The fluff (and writer) subject Astartes potency to many fluctuations, from absolute gods of battle to DOW1 opening redshirts levels of incompetence. Fans, BL and Codex writers all agree that Astartes are extremely powerful and resilient, with great tactical acumen (see [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMGRa4_UjE4 Astartes - Part Three] ). Most fans agree this representation of them is more canon than most video game trailers (looking at you DOW 3). Astartes Pt.3 shows their post-human skill and advanced equipment are a cut-above even the more competent (renegade) guardsmen.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is not difficult to create super soldiers in the Warhammer 40,000 Universe. Examples going as far back as the early Great Crusade show that humans can be brought up to near-Astartes (or equivalent) strength through various surgeries that do not involve gene-seed. Presently, just about every militant Imperial arm has their own equivalent of super soldiers, ranging from the Ordo Hereticus and the [[Sisters of Battle]] to the Adeptus Mechanicus with their various [[Skitarii]] forces. Some cultures (such as Necromunda&#039;s House Goliath) even have the facilities and resources to enhance their throwaway population to levels of bulk and savagery that outright exceed Space Marines, so when reduced to sheer combat potential a Space Marine doesn&#039;t appear to be that special.&lt;br /&gt;
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A Space Marine&#039;s true &amp;quot;strength&amp;quot; lies not with his muscle power or his resistance to injury but in the fact that he is trained and drilled to fight at optimal strength, regardless of whatever battlefield he finds himself in. A Space Marine is capable of fighting centuries-long campaigns, eating toxic foods, surviving in irradiated environments with little to no atmosphere, not requiring sleep, not worrying about the effects of zero-gravity, and more. If he is lost without resupply he can consume the genetic information of local fauna or his enemies to survive, else he can enter hibernation until he is recovered. If he is injured, the wound will seal in mere moments, preventing further damage through blood loss or infection. If he is killed his progenoid glands can be used to create more Space Marines in his place. More importantly, he is disciplined to a level far beyond the scope of an ordinary human soldier and is highly resistant to the psychological trauma inherent to participating in long, bloody wars.&lt;br /&gt;
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None of these things translate to tabletop rules so they typically get discounted when trying to compare one to the other, but the context of a fight can be supremely important. For instance, an Ogryn certainly could not survive underwater or in methane atmospheres and would choke to death before the fight even began. It is unclear if other superhuman lines can do all of these things: Custodians are most likely equal if not superior to Astartes in most respects, but they are far more difficult to produce than Space Marines and are too valuable to waste on standard military operations. Thunder Warriors certainly couldn&#039;t do everything (and indeed were never intended to survive past the Unification Wars), while Assassins are subject to different upgrades that are more niche to their function. All of them &#039;&#039;might&#039;&#039; be physically more powerful than a Space Marine, but either take up more resources to create or are simply unsuited for other tasks.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lifespan Debate==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sons of Corax by MajesticChicken.jpg|450px|thumb|left|When the going gets tough, the tough get going.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The lifespan for Astartes is something of a tricky subject. Because although Astartes refer to normal humans as “mortals” and their daddies and Big E never said they were wrong to and although a Salamander from the Great Crusade was found fused by his armor to his ship’s deck (and insane from boredom) ten thousand years later, some dumb bitches don’t want the demigods to be demigods.  Probably the same people who imagine Astartes as similar to Halo’s Spartans despite the examples of handfuls of Space Marines butchering entire armies of super aliens and daemons from literally Hell itself (sometimes one and the same).  While it’s made clear that Space Marines live many centuries longer than normal humans, exactly how long they’re &#039;&#039;supposed&#039;&#039; to live has never really been elaborated on; and furthermore, keep in mind that the middle age of the upper-class Imperial citizens is circa 3 centuries or so. It doesn’t help that there has never been a Space Marine shown or described to have ever died of anything resembling old age, and that different chapter bloodlines (and writers) each appear to handle aging differently. So there really isn’t any kind of baseline to work with here. Perhaps most central to the issue is the question of whether or not Astartes are biologically immortal.  Of course, there’s also the question or whether or not gene-seed from a Primarch instead of hand-me-down man juice makes a difference.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the “for” side, both Dan Abnett and Graham McNeill claim that Astartes are indeed immortal, and that although they might physically age (grey hair, wrinkles, etc.) it is only skin deep and they are in just as good physical condition as when they first joined the Astartes, only dying when they are killed. Nick Kyme also appears to be a believer in the immortal point of view (though more in a sitting-stone-gathers-moss-and-lasts-forever kind of way), as in his Salamanders series, an [[wat|Astartes survivor from the Horus-friggin-Heresy was found in a crashed and buried Salamanders starship]]. His armor had melded into the metal of the ship and he could no longer move, but he was alive. He had apparently been sitting there watching over the empty, ancient suits of armor from his fallen brothers for ten thousand years. He was also borderline crazy from all the memories filling his head (thanks eidetic memory, but then if he had human memory he&#039;d have Alzheimers or something) and his vocal cords and muscles were desiccated, but the latter are implied to be due to atrophy from inactivity more than anything else so that doesn&#039;t count. Nick Kyme also touched on the subject in Fall of Damnos, with a Tactical Sergeant remarking that he did not know himself if Astartes could die of old age, or that even if they could he had never heard of it happening - indeed, it would be a dishonor to the warrior lifestyle of a Space Marine to do so. The Night Lords series by Aaron Dembski-Bowden is another in the &amp;quot;for&amp;quot; catagory, at least in that the Astartes refer to humans as &amp;quot;mortals,&amp;quot; and Talos, at just 300 years old, is apparently considered young for a Crusade-era, unwarped traitor Space Marine. David Annandale has also made allusions to the longevity of the Astartes. In ‘The Death of Antagonis’ Brother Nithigg of the Black Dragons chapter is noted by Sergeant (later Captain) Volos to be ‘at least 1000’, and showing no signs of slowing down or decrease in combat efficiency.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the “against” side, the Blood Angels are specifically noted for having exceptionally long, but limited lifespans, namely a 1000 years give or take, and Marines from other Chapters don’t live nearly as long. This has been reaffirmed in the current Blood Angels Codex, and it should be noted that it was written by GW&#039;s biggest Space Marine fanboy. Yes, even Ward says Space Marines can die of old age. Even Abnett has flip-flopped a bit on it, with Brothers of the Snake (admittedly his first time writing Space Marines) portraying the apothecary Khiron as starting to slow down with his advanced age and not being quite as fit as he used to be. The Space Wolves also have a dedicated unit representing their more senior members in the Long Fangs. While the canis helix certainly plays a part in their aging, it is also implicit that these warriors represent a more traditional &amp;quot;warrior elder.&amp;quot; Maybe most importantly, a highly plot-relevant fact about the duel between [[Abaddon]] and [[Sigismund]] is that everyone present, Abaddon included, agreed that if Sigismund had not been slowed down by his age, he would have been the clear victor, and Abaddon only managed to fight him to a near-mutual-kill draw because he had been protected from aging by living in the Eye of Terror. Other things you can handwave or retcon, but the Black Templar vs the Black Legion Master is as close to sacrosanct as you get.&lt;br /&gt;
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Unsurprisingly, BL tends to be inconsistent with their lore. There&#039;s 2 reasons for this. 1st is because some gamers would think less of the Space Marines if they could die of old age, which Gee Dubs doesn&#039;t want. 2nd is because GW seems to agree that not dying of old age would be great. However, they wouldn&#039;t want to anger the part of the fanbase that doesn&#039;t want Astartes to be biologically immortal, so GW must be deliberately vague on this. This is retarded because the god-like mystique comes from their immortality. Removing immortality would demote the Astartes from demigods to super-special forces, lacking much of their awe. Woop-dee-fucking-doo. The people who don&#039;t want the Astartes to be immortal are whiny bitches who want their own armies to seem more impressive by dragging the Astartes down to a mortal level. Which is pathetic and probably heretical.&lt;br /&gt;
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Others have tried to argue that biological immortality would limit the incentives for Heretic Astartes to seek demonhood, but these people fail to make a key distinction. The inability to die of old age doesn&#039;t remove the threat of injury or death. On the other hand, ascending to demonhood leaves you unbound to physics and immune to death, instead being banished for a time. For those wondering, Chaos Marines who remember the Horus Heresy but lack demonhood aren&#039;t considered for this debate due to warp fuckery. The Night Lords and Alpha Legion are an exception since their location lacks warp-taint, but it&#039;s unknown if any of them are from the Horus Heresy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Regardless, the true measure of an Astartes is their killing potential. If Astartes can die of old age, they&#039;ll more likely die in battle before age takes its toll. If age DOES take its toll, then the loss of potency due to old age will get them killed anyway. However, being &#039;&#039;slowed down&#039;&#039; by old age doesn&#039;t count as &#039;&#039;dying&#039;&#039; of old age. General estimates place the average Astartes life expectancy at 400-500 years, becoming a venerable elder and certified badass if they exceed this span.&lt;br /&gt;
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On a more grimdark note, the Horus Heresy series shows that Astartes are vulnerable to mental traumas like PTSD thanks to a lifetime of war in the meat grinder. It&#039;s possible that instead of old age, it&#039;s the weight of mental trauma that slows them down. Dan Abnett never wrote those books of course, who believes that Big E wouldn&#039;t make super soldiers vulnerable to mental trauma (no galactic ruler worth their salt would allow such ailments to happen if they can prevent it). Others have argued that mental trauma is endured in training, and continues until they become proper Astartes hardened to such struggles.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Space Marine Chapters==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:40k RPG.jpg|300px|right|thumb|We honestly can&#039;t tell whether this is a dude or a chick, so you&#039;ll just have to make a guess and face the consequences.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Aurora Chapter]] - Institutionally lazily named. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Astral Claws]] - Institutionally secessionist.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Astral Knights]] - Institutionally [[The World Engine|crazy awesome, but totally dead]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Alpha Legion]] - Institutionally closet loyalists&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avenging Sons]] - Institutionally makes their enemies look good.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Dragons]] - Institutionally taking their cue from Wolverine.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Templars]] - Institutionally crusaders.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Angels]] - Institutionally [[Black Rage|unstable]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens]] - Institutionally &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;relic hunters&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Obsessive Kleptomaniacs.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Celebrants]] - Institutionally gradient.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Celestial Lions]] - Institutionally suffering losses from [[Ork Snipers]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Crimson Fists]] - Institutionally Spanish.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dark Angels]] - - Institutionally &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;mysterious&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Loyal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Traitors?&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; LOYAL WITHOUT QUESTION FROM FOUNDING UNTIL DESTRUCTION.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dark Hands]] - - Institutionally... wait have these guys done anything other then face the Hrud and a couple of Orks?&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dark Hunters]] - Institutionally grim of grim marines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Death Spectres]] - Institutionally albino.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Deathwatch]] - Institutionally, intentionally and professionally xenocidal. Employed by the [[Inquisition]], recruited from other Chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom Eagles]] - Institutionally doomed.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Shadow]] - Institutionally Japanese.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Spears]] - Institutionally a work in progress.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Excoriators]] - Institutionally ugly.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Executioners]] - Institutionally [[lawful stupid|honorable]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Exorcists]] - Institutionally [[Heresy|possessed and exorcised]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flesh Tearers]] - Institutionally RIP AND TEAR. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flesh Eaters]] - Institutionally cannibals. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flame Falcons]] - Institutionally ON FIRE. ALL OF THEM.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fire Angels]] - Institutionally religious BUT ALSO ON FIRE. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Fire Lords]] - Institutionally [[Flamer|burny]], possibly more so than the Salamanders (see below).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Genesis Chapter]] - Institutionally [[Ultramarines]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Grey Knights]] - Institutionally killing [[Daemon|Daemons]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guardians of the Covenant]] - Institutionally record-keeping Catholic space monks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hammers of Dorn]] - Institutionally trolling the Ultramarines.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Hospitallers]] - Institutionally religious.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Howling Griffons]] - Institutionally Black Templars wannabes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Imperial Fists]] - Institutionally fortifying this position.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Invaders]] - Institutionally trading blows with Eldar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iron Hands]] - Institutionally angry cyborgs.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Iron Snakes]] - Institutionally [[Awesome|Texas Rangers]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lamenters]] - Institutionally unlucky.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Legion of the Damned]] - Institutionally undead WHILE ON FIRE!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marines Malevolent]] - Institutionally MASSIVE assholes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mantis Warriors]] - Institutionally misdirecting.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mentors]] - Institutionally academic. Has not been heard from [[Rogue Trader (Sourcebook)|for a long time]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Minotaurs]] - Institutionally mysteriously paranoid teamkilling dicks. They are suspected to be in league with the [[High Lords of Terra]] as an attempt to police the Adeptus Astartes. Cause that&#039;ll work.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mortifactors]] - Institutionally Skulls and Bones.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raptors]] - Institutionally [[Reasonable_Marines|reasonable]] and [[shooty]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Raven Guard]] - Institutionally [[Troll|tricksy]] and speedy.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rainbow Warriors]] - Institutionally [[Gay|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;gay&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] not appearing in this game.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Scorpions]] - Institutionally pure.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Talons]] - Institutionally bloodthirsty, and red.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Relictors]] - Institutionally radical.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Salamanders]] - Institutionally [[Flamer|burny]]. Also, surprisingly nice for all their... fiery nature. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sable Swords]] - Institutionally heirs to the [[Astral Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scythes of the Emperor]] - Institutionally NOT DEAD YET.&lt;br /&gt;
*Shadow Wolves - Institutionally made up by AD-B for his wife, and wiped out in a book he wrote.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Silver Skulls]] - Institutionally [[Shaman|shamanistic]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sons of Medusa]] - Institutionally lime green.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Soul Drinkers]] - Institutionally rebellious.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Space Sharks]] - Institutionally [[Shark|SHARKY]], BITCH!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Space Wolves]] - Institutionally Swedish,(Bjork Bjork Bjork)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Phantoms]] - Institutionally SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Storm Wardens]] - Institutionally Celtic.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ultramarines]] - Institutionally &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Codex_Astartes|orthodox]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Matt Ward Cultists.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[White Scars]] - Institutionally Mongolian.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Valedictors]] - Institutionally gone, so forget it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Space Marine Chapter Masters==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Angels of the Rock.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Tiny head syndrome is a common side effect of the augmentations]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Marneus Calgar]] - Chapter Master of the [[Ultramarines]]. Received the rank by having the most plot armor, nowadays he has become Guilliman&#039;s aide in running Ultramar.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dante]] - Chapter Master of the [[Blood Angels]]. &#039;&#039;&#039;Beware!!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;. Dante is watching you! Received the rank for being so old and always wearing a mask, he looks like a man entering his sixties without it.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Logan Grimnar]] - Great Wolf of the [[Space Wolves]]. Is the wolfiest of all the wolf lords without being a furry, also, he cares a lot for the average baseline human.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azrael]] - Supreme Grand Master of the [[Dark Angels]]. Best at VANQUISHING FOUL TRAITORS FROM OTHER LEGIONS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Vorn Hagen]] - Chapter Master of the [[Imperial Fists]]. Appointed as Chapter Master &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;out of pity&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; because he was the second best candidate in line for the job, and the [[Darnath Lysander|TRUE HERO]] had turned it down so he could continue doing what he does best (namely make servants of Chaos cry with a generous appliance of [[Thunder Hammer]] to the face). Died in the Second Battle of Terra and was replaced by Gregor Dessian. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jubal Khan]] - Chapter Master of the [[White Scars]]. Proved his speediness by outracing a bike mounted captain wearing only rollerskates. Was abducted by the [[Red Corsairs]] and tortured to the point that he is permanently crippled and forced to survive strapped to life support systems in the Chapter&#039;s Fortress Monastery.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tu&#039;Shan]] - Master of the Fire Drakes, [[derp|de-Facto]] Chapter Master of the [[Salamanders]]. Forged the burniest flamer.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kardan Stronos]] - Chapter Master of the [[Iron Hands]](sort of). Was actually democratically elected for diplomatic reasons, temporarily. It&#039;s complicated.&lt;br /&gt;
*Corvin Severax - Former Chapter Master of the [[Raven Guard]], nicknamed &amp;quot;Master of Shadows&amp;quot;. Got the job by being the sneakiest of the sneaky Marines (they were looking for him to officially grant him the rank until the last day). Unfortunately some [[Shadowsun|blue-skinned bitch]] had him killed in the Damocles Gulf (ironically by being even sneakier and trickier then him).&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kayvaan Shrike]] - Formerly Captain of the Raven Guard&#039;s third company, and all-around badass that [[get shit done]] in his Primarch&#039;s time-honored way (i.e. sneak up to a motherfucker and shred him with [[Lightning Claws]] before vanishing again). Shrike was decided unanimously to be Severax&#039; successor when the latter suffered from an unfortunate severe overdose of Tau gunline; only adding to his [[awesome]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Kaldor Draigo]] - Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]] and one of [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Mary Sue|Special Snowflakes]]. Honored for being the single biggest Mary Sue in the whole damn setting by being able to survive in the Warp unprotected and uncorrupted. Fortunately, later authors have been working to tone him down and give him an actual personality.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Helbrecht]] - High Marshall of the [[Black Templars]]. Was voted High Marshall for being the angriest of the not [[Angry Marines]]. Has a [[Waifu|tsundere]] relation with [[Imotekh the Stormlord]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedro Kantor]] - Chapter Master of the [[Crimson Fists]]. Got the most votes (read: all three) during the election. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gabriel Seth]] - Chapter Master of the [[Flesh Tearers]]. Ripped and tore the most during the Chapter Master audition (also kicked one of the judges in the balls), he is a bit tsundere for Dante while still being totally bros with him.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - Former Chapter Master of the [[Blood Ravens]] who was killed for being a filthy, despicable, traitorous, no good follower of Chaos. Later replaced by [[Gabriel Angelos]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Gabriel Angelos, a totally cool dude who had to deal with Kyras heresy, as well as Baldeale&#039;s incompetence and having his recruiting worlds invaded by the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sarpedon - Chapter Master of the [[Soul Drinkers]] Also, a (bottom) half giant spider mutant. Got all his friends killed for trying to do the right thing. Rookie Grimdark mistake, kid.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Carab Culln]] - Lord High Commander of the [[Red Scorpions]]. Got promoted after the last one was killed. Then got himself mortally wounded and was interred in a [[Dreadnought#Leviathan Pattern|Leviathan Dreadnought]]. Suceeded by [[Casan Sabius]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Artekus Bardane - Chapter Master of the [[Relictors]]. Collects and uses Chaos artifacts better then anyone in the Chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Asterion Moloc]] - Chapter Master of the [[Minotaurs]]. No clue how he got the job, our inquiries were met with death threats and top level cease and desist orders. Has a laser-shooting pimp cane and won&#039;t mind sacrificing his own people to get the job done.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lugft Huron]] - Chapter Master of the [[Astral Claws]]. Got the rank by being absolutely awesome, unfortunately he overdid it and caused the [[Badab War]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Lias Issodon - Chapter Master of the [[Raptors_(Chapter)|Raptors]]. The most reasonable of the not-[[Reasonable Marines|reasonable marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tyberos the Red Wake]] - Chapter Master of the [[Space Sharks]], or at least assumed to be. He was the leader of the Carcharodons during the Badab War, but his exact rank was never confirmed until 8th Edition. Still showed the best technique when it came to applying &#039;&#039;&#039;RIP AND TEAR&#039;&#039;&#039; to heretic asses, assisted by his [[awesome|LIGHTNING CLAW CHAINFISTS]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Omadon Tiresias - Chapter Master of the [[Star Phantoms]]. Blinded by warp storms during the evacuation of the Star Phantom home world, he forsook his own sight to save the relics of his Chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
*Malakim Phoros - Chapter Master of the [[Lamenters]]. Not happy with his Chapter being constantly shat upon and sided with Huron during the Badab War. Ohh, you poor man. Despite being utterly screwed and [[Eldrad|dicked with]] due to [[Tzeentch|unbelievably bad fortune]] AND struggling with crippling depression and cynicism, the guy refuses to give up faith in his fellow man. [[Grimdark|Naturally, it only makes things worse.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lord Magyar]] - Chapter Master of [[Mortifactors]]. His artificer armor is made from bone entirely, and though the rule Slow and Purposeful is no more, he definitely IS [[Tactical genius|slow and purposeful]]. He wears a relic [[Typhus|power scythe]]. He is at least [[Awesome|700 years old]].&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rivalries == &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Moloc.JPG|300px|right|thumb|Everyone hates the Minotaurs]]&lt;br /&gt;
While normally above mortal shortcomings, the greatest flaw of the Space Marines is their hubris. They are immensely proud warriors who do not take kindly to having their honor slighted. Some take mental note of this for a later date while others [[rip and tear|take the more direct approach]]. This has created some notable rivalries between the various Chapters, some of which date back to the Great Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Space Wolves and Dark Angels&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Space Wolves and Dark Angels have a rather tumultuous and sometimes violent rivalry, but in a way their Legions truly reflect the relationship between brothers. The rivalry itself stems from a confrontation between their Primarchs that stemmed from the different cultures the Primarchs had come up in. During a joint operation between the Wolves and the Dark Angels, the planet&#039;s ruler had insulted Russ personally, so Russ resolved to slay him personally. The Lion tried to cut Russ in on his deep strike plan, but Russ would have none of it. He didn&#039;t want to defeat the enemy, he wanted to utterly crush them. Frustrated with his brother&#039;s lack of cooperation, the Lion launched his strike without the Wolves&#039; help, and Russ fought his way into the planetary ruler&#039;s palace just in time to watch the Lion behead him. Furious, Russ threw down his weapons and punched the Lion, starting a lengthy fist fight that only ended when Russ started laughing upon realizing how pointless the fight was and how stupid he&#039;d been. Thinking that Russ was laughing at him, the Lion punched Russ unconscious. When Russ awoke he sought out the Lion to make amends, but he had already departed with his fleet. Though the two would work together again, the Lion was rather unforgiving (oh the irony) towards Russ. To Russ the Lion seemed the antagonist. After all, in the halls of Fenris a brawl between angry brothers was hardly unusual. When the fight ended you&#039;d toast each other and drink away the bruises and move on. To the Lion Russ seemed at fault. After all, in the knightly orders of Caliban striking one&#039;s brothers was not done: petty infighting could not be tolerated when monsters slavered at the gate. As is so often the case between brothers, both were at fault and neither would back down. To this day the Space Wolves and Dark Angels (and their successor Chapters) will fight (usually) non-lethal honor duels to &amp;quot;settle the score,&amp;quot; though &amp;quot;the score&amp;quot; has never really been agreed on. Occasionally tensions between the two Chapters will boil over into open warfare which is often caused by &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Fallen Angels&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; TRAITORS UNASSOCIATED WITH THE DARK ANGELS hiding amidst the Space Wolves&#039; protectorate worlds, using the tensions to their advantage. Finally it&#039;s worth noting that even though the two (former) Legions often fight, they never show that rivalry to the wider Imperium, and they&#039;ll set aside their rivalry whenever they need to [[get shit done]] together.  Their rivalry is in question now, though, as after the Great Rift opened the Unforgiven came and beat the shit out of Magnus’s army invading Fenris.  Originally they thought the sudden explosion of Wulfen numbers meant that the Space Wolves either fell to Chaos, were too mutated to recover and needed a mercy killing, or that there would hardly be any left and just Wulfen remained.  Unlike when they aided the Inquisition in purging Wolves, this time the Dark Angels were wary of being used and found out that their assumption was wrong before they could fuck up and thus avoided epic team-killing and instead the First Legion slammed into the daemons and traitor Marines like the Emperor’s own banhammer.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Word Bearers&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Ultramarines are pissed off at the Word Bearers for a great many things: 1) They turned traitor during what was supposed to be an exercise to patch up their poor relations after the Castigation of Lorgar; 2) They used millions of cultists as meat shields during the [[Battle of Calth]], which the Ultramarines saw as dishonorable and disgusting; 3) They almost destroyed Calth; and finally 4) The battle of Calth was the first battle of the Heresy for the Ultramarines as a whole, meaning that while they were chilling and waiting to go kill some Orks, the Word Bearers suddenly turned around and slaughtered a fuckload of them without warning. They managed to pull through in the end and win by the skins of their teeth, but it was a gigantic blow to the Ultramarines, who now had to fight off a vengeful Legion out of nowhere with almost half their Legion dead, their fleet crippled, &#039;&#039;and the fucking sun of the planet they were on flooding it with deadly radiation&#039;&#039;. Not to mention the giant Warp storm that cut them off from the rest of the Imperium, which coincidentally formed at the exact time the Word Bearers attacked...&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Alpha Legion&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Alpha Legion led the Ultramarines halfway across the galaxy on a fool&#039;s errand that ultimately ensured they were nowhere near the Imperial Palace during the Horus Heresy. Adding insult to injury, they inflicted enormous casualties on the Ultramarines, and though they succeeded in killing Alpharius (or did they?), the Alpha Legion&#039;s command structure was so decentralized that it did little to affect them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Black Templars (also the Imperial Fists, the Crimson Fists, the Space Wolves, and the Salamanders)&#039;&#039;&#039; - When Roboute Guilliman tried to force the Codex Astartes on the Space Marine Legions after the Horus Heresy, some Legions - most notably the Imperial Fists - outright refused, not wanting their legions to be broken down into smaller Chapters. Rogal Dorn called Guilliman a coward, while Guilliman called Dorn a rebel. The Space Wolves and the Salamanders ended up backing Dorn, while the Raven Guard and the White Scars supported Guilliman. The rivalry became so intense that the Imperial Navy even fired on the Imperial Fist strike cruiser &#039;&#039;Terrible Angel&#039;&#039;, and it seemed that the Space Marines would war against one another once again. Finally, Rogal Dorn yielded to prevent another war and broke his legion into the Black Templars and the Crimson Fists. As the Ultramarines still were wary of the loyalties of the Imperial Fists and their successors, Sigismund - the first Emperor&#039;s Champion and the man that Dorn had appointed to be the Black Templars Chapter Master - declared a 10,000 year crusade in the Emperor&#039;s name to prove their loyalty. Even though tensions have since cooled between the Ultramarines and the other Chapters, the Ultramarines are still suspicious about (read: sticking their nose into the business of) the Black Templars as they still refuse to conform to the Codex Astartes, and won&#039;t tell the Ultramarines just how huge their Chapter is. In short, Sigismund and Leman Russ told Guilliman where he can shove his Codex Astartes, and he&#039;s all anal pained about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Iron Warriors&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Uriel Ventris]] and Pasanius Lysane, of the Ultramarines, were sworn to a Death Oath by their Chapter Master Marneus Calgar as punishment for violating the Codex Astartes (specifically, because they had abandoned the rest of their company to assist a Deathwatch Kill-team during the Battle of Tarsus Ultra). Their mission: find and destroy the [[Daemonculaba]]. The quest took the Ultramarines pair to the nightmarish [[Daemon World]] of [[Medrengard]], within the [[Eye of Terror]] itself. Medrengard was the homeworld of the Iron Warriors Traitor Legion. It was also the location of [[Honsou]], the evil Iron Warriors Warsmith who oversaw the Daemonculaba project from within his fortress, Khalan-Ghol. The Ultramarines were successful in destroying the Daemonculaba, and were also able to bring ruination to Khalan-Ghol and Honsou&#039;s forces. Uriel Ventris also managed to shoot Honsou in the head. Unfortunately, the Warsmith survived the headshot. Upon realizing the extent of the damage Uriel had caused, Honsou swore revenge and also the utter annihilation of [[Ultramar]]. Honsou was aware that before he ever dealt with Uriel Ventris, the Ultramarines spent years and countless resources and lives to repel a [[Tyranid]] incursion at Tarsis Ultra. Honsou thus unleashed a plan which destroyed every living thing on Tarsis Ultra, and reduced the planet itself to a lifeless rock. Destroying the planet provided no strategic gain to the Iron Warriors; Honsou carried out his horrific genocide simply to spite Uriel Ventris and the Ultramarines. Following this, the Iron Warriors use an army won from the [[Red Corsairs]] to free the [[Daemon Prince]] [[M&#039;kar]], and invade [[Ultramar]]. Though the &amp;quot;Bloodborn&amp;quot; army is beaten back, the Ultramarines lost over one third of their battle-brothers in the attempt, leaving them open to attack for the first time since the First Tyrannic War and unable to properly participate in the Imperial counter-offensive for the [[13th Black Crusade]]. The Ultramarines and the Iron Warriors have thus become bitter enemies-- with Uriel Ventris and Honsou in particular becoming sworn foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Hammers of Dorn&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Hammers adhere rigidly to the Codex Astartes, to the point where they point out any deviations from the codex by the Ultramarines. According to the Hammers of Dorn, Guilliman may have had the genius to pen the codex, but the sons of Dorn are the only ones that can bring out its full potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and the Minotaurs&#039;&#039;&#039; - While the Minotaurs are hated by everyone the Ultramarines have a special grudge against them, due to the Euxine Incident during the Macharian Heresy. During the heresy the loyalist Doom Warriors and Inceptors chapters were busy [[skub|fighting each other over a matter of honor]], and refused to stop and aid Imperial forces. The Minotaurs were sent to quell the dispute, which they did in their [[rip and tear|usual manner]]. They attacked both sides in force, nearly destroying them both. The Doom Warriors were badly beaten and forced into a barely-organized retreat almost immediately. The Inceptors weren&#039;t so lucky. With no way to withdraw they suffered the full onslaught of the Minotaurs and finally surrendered with less then 100 Marines left. The honored 2nd Founding Chapter was subsequently [[Blood Ravens|robbed of most of their Chapter relics, the Minotaurs stealing them right off their dead bodies]], including their flagship, a relic of the Great Crusade. This brought them a great deal of hatred from the Ultramarines and their successors, who have since forbidden the Minotaurs from entering Ultramar and seek vengeance whenever the opportunity arises.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Angels and the World Eaters&#039;&#039;&#039; - Both constantly compete for superiority in melee combat and also the angriest motherfucking berserker full of rage.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raven Guard and White Scars&#039;&#039;&#039; - Supposedly dates back to a huge fucking argument between [[Corax]] and [[Jaghatai Khan]], where the two had a massive spat over the proper use of rapid-reaction forces. Corax insisted they be used as part of infiltration and deep-strike units, and Jaghatai insisted they were to be on the front lines - the two never really saw eye-to-eye, Corax seeing Jaghatai as devastatingly effective, but with the tactical sense of a drunken Space Wolf, and Jaghatai seeing Corax as too cautious and tactical for proper man-fighting. The two would eventually make up after the Horus Heresy, and both the Raven Guard and White Scars would be forced to ally on several occasions - most notably during the infamous Hunt for Voldorius - but an intense rivalry over whose fast-attack doctrine is better persists to this day, and the two factions are still kind of assholes to one another as a result. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Angels and the Black Legion&#039;&#039;&#039; - Considering that Horus killed their Primarch (who, before the Heresy, were closer than any other Primarchs) which resulted in them suffering from the Black Rage which eventually causes every descendant of Sanguinius to have visions of being killed by Horus, the Blood Angels probably despise the Black Legion to the point of pure obsession. Also as a rule, the Blood Angels have a special hatred for the [[Abaddon|owner]] of the &#039;&#039;&#039;Talon of Horus&#039;&#039;&#039;, since it killed their &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;father&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; sexy angel daddy.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;World Eaters and the Grey Knights&#039;&#039;&#039; - Angron was banished back to the Warp by Grey Knights during the first battle of Armageddon, which resulted in the World Eaters&#039; defeat. Angron has since been resurfacing, and has sworn revenge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raven Guard and the Black Legion (also the Word Bearers, Night Lords, Iron Warriors, and Alpha Legion)&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Raven Guard were the second hardest hit by the Drop Site Massacre of Istvaan V &#039;&#039;(the Salamanders got hit worse, but there weren&#039;t really enough survivors to hold a grudge)&#039;&#039;. Though all of the traitor legions except the Thousand Sons were involved, the Raven Guard holds a special hatred for the former Luna Wolves and Horus, a hatred which has transferred over to [[Abaddon]] and the Black Legion. That said, the Raven Guard go absolutely murderous on any of the Legions who turned on them at Istvaan V. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Grey Knights and the Space Wolves&#039;&#039;&#039; - Officially, there really isn&#039;t a rivalry at all. Because officially the Grey Knights don&#039;t exist. Unofficially, during the First War for Armageddon, Grey Knights were ordered to fire on dozens of civilian ships because there was a fraction of a shadow of smidgen of a chance that they were tainted by Chaos. The Space Wolves decided this was pretty dickish, and protected the civilians. Naturally, the Inquisition made it worse. Then old [[Logan Grimnar|Loggy]] chops a Grey Knight Grand Master&#039;s head off and kills four Justicars, the ugly downward spiral of &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;WTF!?&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;s started there. Eventually, an understanding was reached where the remaining civvies weren&#039;t murdered but just mindwiped a bit and Inquisitorial ships would never again come to Fenris or the Wolves would tear them a new asshole. Officially unofficially, the Grey Knights are angry that another Chapter was given even shittier writing than they got.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Imperial Fists and the Iron Warriors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Imagine their rivalry akin to World War I. The Imperial Fists are the Brits who love making defenses, while the Iron Warriors are the Germans who also love making defenses but also love destroying stuff. Also, Perturabo hated Rogal Dorn for being Daddy&#039;s golden boy and his constant boasting of the fortifications of the Imperial Palace. Perturabo eventually bested Dorn and the Imperial Fists by making a huge space fortress that Dorn then tried to attack in an effort to bring Perturabo to justice. Inside the fortress was nothing but inwardly-faced gunlines, meaning the entire thing was a trap and wound up cutting down enormous numbers of the Imperial Fists before they could retreat. The Imperial Fists were too fierce for the Iron Warriors to destroy without making the ultimate sacrifice however, proving that they get shit done. Perturabo, naturally, found his plan fucking hilarious.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Thousand Sons and the Space Wolves&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Space Wolves despised the Red Sorcerers for their practice of magic, and initially didn&#039;t question a goddamned thing after Horus had intentionally given the Wolves incorrect orders (to destroy the Thousand Sons, as opposed to taking Magnus to stand trial). Perhaps the dumbest part of their rivalry is that when they actually showed up at Prospero, Leman Russ felt guilty about just slaughtering the Thousand Sons, so he tried to call Magnus to ask him to stand down so that they could take him in peacefully. Magnus, having assumed Leman Russ was here to kill him had refused to take any calls (and not only prevented his Legion from communicating with the Wolves, but gathered them all so they&#039;d be easier to slaughter) which ended up pissing off the Wolves again and ensuring the Thousand Sons were nearly completely wiped out. Despite this being entirely preventable by their Primarch (on top of causing their fall to Tzeentch) and engineered by Horus (with the Wolves being completely ignorant about it) they still blame the Wolves anyway instead of those [[Derp|other two]]. The Sons would nonetheless resurface to attack the Space Wolves: they led a siege on their homeworld and succeeded in causing considerable damage before being driven off; during this offensive they managed to destroy a series of laboratories, including one that held an entire generation worth of the Space Wolves&#039; Gene-Seed (as well as the cure for the Wulfen curse), and Magnus himself was responsible for killing the Space Wolves&#039; Chapter Master.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;White Scars and the Space Wolves&#039;&#039;&#039; - Thousand Sons were the biggest bros of the Scars during the Great Crusade, their Primarchs were total bros too, so when they figured out that Wolves destroyed Prospero, killed most of the (still totally loyal) Thousand Sons and Magnus forced the surviving ones into going heretic (and the Wolves don&#039;t even feel any guilt or remorse about their role), none were surprised the Scars kept a huge grudge against the Space Yiffs. Also during the Crusade, the Scars hated being compared to the Wolves because of the apparent link to barbarism. The Wolves themselves also have a thing or two to say about the multiple times Scars hadn&#039;t come to help when they could, starting from when they left the Wolves alone against an entire Alpha Legion fleet.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Iron Hands and the Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;&#039;&#039; - Prior to the Heresy, Fulgrim and Ferrus Manus were &#039;&#039;&#039;extremely&#039;&#039;&#039; close friends. Their bond ran so deep that even as Fulgrim declared his intentions of joining the forces of Chaos to Ferrus, asking him to join him in overthrowing the Emperor, Ferrus couldn&#039;t open fire on his brother&#039;s ship. Naturally, this had some rather nasty effects in the long term, not least of which was Fulgrim decapitating the Gorgon with his own sword. The Iron Hands did not take kindly to this. Also, getting all repressed and logical over the next 10,000 years caused Slaanesh to take breaking them as a challenge.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;World Eaters and The Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;&#039;&#039; - In addition to following [[Khorne|rival]] [[Slaanesh|deities]], the Emperor&#039;s Children lost huge numbers of troops to the World Eaters at Skalthrax. Really, all you need to know is that [[Kharn]] and a Flamer were involved, and that before this incident, the World Eaters were a much more coordinated force.&lt;br /&gt;
**&#039;&#039;&#039;World Eaters and World Eaters&#039;&#039;&#039; - This event caused the World Eaters to break up into warbands.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Emperor&#039;s Children and the Iron Warriors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Given that Fulgrim tried to sacrifice Peturabo&#039;s soul to Slaanesh to fuel his ascension to Daemon Prince...&lt;br /&gt;
** &#039;&#039;&#039;Emperor&#039;s Children and absolutely everyone else&#039;&#039;&#039; - Due to their disturbing habits of enslaving populations and/or stealing other Legion&#039;s servants to be used as... [[Slaanesh|&#039;&#039;partners&#039;&#039;]] for [[/d/|some memorable parties]], absolutely everyone tend to avoid them like walking STD&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dark Angels and FOUL TRAITORS&#039;&#039;&#039; - Do &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; get between them and a FOUL TRAITOR TO THE IMPERIUM WHO CERTAINLY HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE SONS OF THE LION. It can only end in tears.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Thousand Sons and World Eaters:&#039;&#039;&#039; Khorne hates sorcery, and so the World Eaters hate the Sons. Sadly for the World Eaters, they&#039;re usually well out of the Sons&#039; league; the Thousand Sons tend to pick conflicts selectively, which means the followers of Khorne have rarely even had the chance to fight them. Also, it doesn&#039;t do much to appease Khorne&#039;s bloodlust, since there is no blood or skulls to offer, just dust. Then again, there are some exceptions, namely [[Iskandar Khayon]] and [[Lheorvine Ukris]], who were total bros, and they were the guys that founded the [[Black Legion]] along with [[Abaddon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Ravens and EVERYONE:&#039;&#039;&#039; Apart from Captain Titus of the Ultramarines, almost every Marine Chapter mentioned in having contact with the Blood Ravens have not been on good terms. Most likely due to their rampant kleptomania. This animosity extends beyond the Space Marines, and into the rest of the Imperium as well; Imperial Guard forces hate them for exterminating the Kronus Liberators, the Mechanicus hates them stealing archeotech, the Ecclisiarchy hates them for their psykers, and the Inquisition doesn&#039;t like them for their secrecy.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Angels and the Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;&#039;&#039; - [[Fabius Bile]] stole the blood of Sanguinius from the Blood Angels&#039; Fortress-Monastery as part of a plot to make a clone of the God-Emperor. As the neophyte initiation process for the Blood Angels requires the consumption of some of the aforementioned blood, the Blood Angels and all their Successor Chapters have sworn to find and kill Bile at all costs. (For a while, it looked like they succeeded—that is, until they found out that Bile had begun cloning &#039;&#039;himself&#039;&#039;.)&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Iron Hands and Raven Guard and Salamanders&#039;&#039;&#039; - The Iron Hands are still pissy about the whole [[Drop Site Massacre|Isstvan V]] thing. They believe that had the Salamanders and Raven Guard followed their Primarch Ferrus Manus they would have won at the Dropsite Massacre. Completely overlooking the fact that they were surprised, surrounded, outgunned and outnumbered nearly 3 to 1. They don&#039;t like the Raven Guard in particular for their use of stealth and subterfuge, and also for having a pretty much identical color scheme. The Salamanders aren&#039;t too keen about the Iron Hands belief of &amp;quot;purging the weak&amp;quot; and usual disregard for civilian casualties and sometimes their own Marines. The Raven Guard and Salamanders never pulled any of this bullshit with each other, though, and remain close allies, if for nothing other than the Hands constantly being dicks to both of them.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Marines Malevolent and Salamanders&#039;&#039;&#039; - What happens when the galaxy&#039;s greatest assholes meet the galaxy&#039;s greatest humanitarian Marines? Hilarity, that&#039;s what. The hate fueled rivalry that was first widely known came during the Third War for Armageddon where a squad of Marines Malevolent used their [[Whirlwind|Whirlwinds]] to fire upon an Ork-occupied camp, when they &#039;&#039;knew&#039;&#039; that the camp contained hundreds of Imperial civilian hostages, mostly women and children. Oh and guess what their response was, something to do with &amp;quot;Meh, we only serve the Emprah only&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;We didn&#039;t know there were &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;that&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; many civilians.&amp;quot; As you can imagine, this both horrified and [[Rage|royally pissed off]] the Salamanders, and when these two Chapters met again after the war, Chapter Master Tu&#039;Shan, to put it simply, bitch-slapped the Captain of the Marines Malevolent in front of &#039;&#039;everybody in the city,&#039;&#039; prompting much sniggering and cheering among both Guardsmen and civilians alike. Because of such reaction to complete dickwads, the Salamanders were considered as the &#039;&#039;&#039;Heroes of Armageddon&#039;&#039;&#039; by popular vote.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Aurora Chapter and the Emperor&#039;s Spears&#039;&#039;&#039; - Fought each other over matters of honor and the Ultramarines judged Aurora Chapter was right, which soured relations of the Emperor&#039;s Spears with their primogenitor. Tensions have since lessened but the two Chapters still refuse to fight together.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bros To the End==&lt;br /&gt;
As there are several Chapters and Legions who despise one another, there&#039;s a few that get along damned well.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Raven Guard, Salamanders, and Iron Hands&#039;&#039;&#039; - True since the Great Crusade, where these three found they worked extremely well in-concert - The Raven Guard acting as the advance and cutting off critical locations and eliminating command units, the Salamanders in providing the heavy punch to follow this up, and the Iron Hands providing the tide of firepower to support both. That being said, the Iron Hands&#039; relationship with the Raven Guard and the Salamanders has deteriorated since the Horus Heresy; they believe that had their allies not retreated from the Drop Site Massacre, Ferrus Manus would not have been killed and Horus would have been defeated before he could pose a threat to the Imperium. (It doesn&#039;t take a genius to realize that this would have just led to the complete annihilation of their Legions in practice.) It&#039;s not really clear if the Hands still fight alongside their former best bros in the 41st millennium, but given the whole &amp;quot;feeding a Raven Guard company to psyker Orks for lulz&amp;quot; thing, it doesn&#039;t seem likely.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Salamanders and Blood Angels&#039;&#039;&#039; - Though the Salamanders are friendly with most Chapters anyway (and them hating you being a good indication of you being a huge asshole), they&#039;re particularly tight with the Blood Angels. Both Chapters are some of the few in the Imperium that actually go out of their way for civilians and put them before pride and glory in battle. This became particularly evident during the [[Armageddon|Second War of Armageddon]], when both fought side-by-side against the [[Orks]] and when [[Dante]] publicly honored [[Tu&#039;Shan]] for his bravery during the war and bitch-slapping the Marines Malevolent Captain.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Imperial Fists and Imperial Fists successors&#039;&#039;&#039; - Doctrinal differences and martial angst aside, the sons of Dorn have always been on good terms with each other. Whenever a crisis threatens Terra that is too great for a single Chapter, the Imperial Fists and their successors unite to put an end to that threat, such as [[The War of The Beast]], and the [[Age of Apostasy|Second Siege of Terra]] to put [[Goge Vandire]] in his place. Every century, they also come together for an epic swordfighting tournament called the [[Feast of Blades]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Blood Angels, White Scars and Imperial Fists&#039;&#039;&#039; - All three fought and died in the defence of the Imperial Palace. Broforce = very yes.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and Imperial Fists&#039;&#039;&#039; - Similar to the Space Wolves and Dark Angels above, beef about the Codex aside, the two Chapters have always been on very good terms. (I guess the above segment regarding the Ultramarines firing on the Imperial Fists ship is just swept under the rug).&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dark Angels and Dark Angel successors&#039;&#039;&#039; - THE DARK ANGELS HAVE NO SUCH RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR SUCCESSOR CHAPTERS. RUMORS THAT DARK ANGEL SUCCESSORS ARE STILL UNDER DIRECT COMMAND FROM THEIR PARENT CHAPTER, EFFECTIVELY STILL MAKING THEM FUNCTION AS A LEGION, ARE OBVIOUSLY LIES AND SLANDER FABRICATED BY THE FOUL HERETICS OF CHAOS, AS SUCH AN ACT WOULD BREAK THE GUIDELINES OF THE CODEX ASTARTES, WHICH LOYAL CHAPTERS WOULD NOT DO-{{BLAM}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Thousand Sons and Word Bearers {Pre-Heresy.}&#039;&#039;&#039; - Lorgar was the closest Primarch-buddy of Magnus, due to the scholarly nature of both. They went separate ways after the Heresy though, probably because Magnus learned who really was behind the Burning of Prospero all along.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Thousand Sons and White Scars {Pre-Heresy.}&#039;&#039;&#039; - As above, The Khan respected his scholarly brother and would have helped him if he was present at Nikaea.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Iron Hands and Emperor&#039;s Children {Pre-Heresy.}&#039;&#039;&#039; - The culmination of the aforementioned close friendship between the Gorgon and the Phoenix would be a tragic foreshadowing of the fate of the Warmaster and the Great Angel&#039;s friendship.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus and Blood Angels {Pre-Heresy.}&#039;&#039;&#039; - Horus and Sanguinius were the closest two Primarchs before the Heresy, and this extended to their Legions. This went to the point where Horus still wished he had Sanguinius on his side after having given himself over to the Dark Gods fully, and Sanguinius was willing to die if it meant that his brother could be saved even if only through death. This just makes the rivalry between the Black Legion and The Angelic Host that much more sad.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Ultramarines and Genesis Chapter&#039;&#039;&#039; - Super close ties due to Genesis Chapter being Ultramarines reserve for Marines. They patrol the galaxy together.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Official /tg/ Space Marine Chapters==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cloten.jpg|300px|right|thumb|THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!!!]]&lt;br /&gt;
One of /tg/&#039;s favorite pastimes is creating new and exciting Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes based on silly concepts. [[/tg/|/tg/&#039;s]] [[/tg/&#039;s homebrews|homebrew]] Chapters include:&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Adeptus Orthodontus]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angry Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bald Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Bro Marines|Alpha Sigma Sigma]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Butthurt Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Wonderful Misadventures of: Inquisitor Fob and the Classy Marines|Classy Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Censor Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Comedy Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Disco Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dorf Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Drunk Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sigmar Marines|Emperor&#039;s Hammers]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Paragons]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Galactic Partridges]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Golden Aquilas]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lazy Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Manly Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Metal Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mexicarines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mole Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Obstinate Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pathetic Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pretty Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Reasonable Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Red Skeletons]] &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Scary Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Silly Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sleepy Marines|Dream Warriors]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Shanks]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Elderly Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;As you can see, /tg/ has a problem with creativity.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Second Founding of /tg/ Space Marine Chapters===&lt;br /&gt;
After the release of Deathwatch: Rites of Battle, /tg/ quickly flung itself at the Chapter creation rules and began to produce a second wave of /tg/ Chapters. Noticeably more serious business than the previous Chapters, these Spess Mahreens range from the widely popular Emperor&#039;s Nightmare, to the derpy Flesh Helms.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Abyssal Jaws]] - Institutionally sharky.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Argent Strix]] - Institutionally hungry.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Black Locks]] - Institutionally corsair.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Jaguars]] - Institutionally Aztec.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brotherhood of the Gauntlet]] - Institutionally Arabic Ghazi.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Brotherhood of the Megalith]] - Institutionally rocky.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Conservators]] - Institutionally poor and under-equipped. It&#039;s what happens when you piss of the Mechanicus.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Deep Ones (Tiji Sector)|Deep Ones]] - Institutionally aquatic and environmentally resistant.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Desert Fangs]] - Institutionally [[Angry Marines]] taken seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dionysus Revelers]] - Institutionally cannibal drunks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dune Walkers]] - Institutionally Arabic Nomads.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Bears]] - Institutionally lost.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Emperor&#039;s Nightmare]] - Institutionally [[Sleepy Marines]] taken seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Eyes of Mordred]] - Institutionally [[Scary Marines]] taken seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Flesh Helms]] - Institutionally [[Imperial Guard]] of the Adeptus Astartes.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Guardians Exemplar]] - Institutionally equal to the [[Marines Malevolent]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Serpents]] - Institutionally [[Baneblade|mechanized]] for war.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Ice Wraiths]] - Institutionally [[Awesome|cyborg-ice-vampire-yeti-riders]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Knights Inductor]] - Institutionally [[Reasonable Marines]] taken seriously. Also [[Mary Sues|MARY SUES]], don&#039;t mention them on /tg/. You&#039;ll just [[troll|cause a shitstorm]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Knights Repentant]] - Institutionally UTTERLY LOYAL and true pre-heresy [[Word Bearers]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Lumbermarines]] - Institutionally lumberjacks.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rising Sons]] - Institutionally BANZAI!!!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Screaming Eagles]] - Institutionally &#039;MURICAN!!! FUCK YEAH!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Talons of Corvus]] - Institutionally a more heroic [[Command and Conquer|Nod]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Sovereign&#039;s Appraisal]] - Institutionally loyal and sympathetic despite mutations, being declared renegade, [[Slaanesh]] trying to seduce them and the [[Ultramarines]] and their successors trying to terminate them.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[War Brothers]] - Institutionally not giving a damn about what the [[Dark Angels]] want from them.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[The Adeptus Estates]] - Institutionally home building.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mourning Sons]] - Institutionally shedding [[Fist of the North Star|Manly Tears]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Star Krakens]] - Institutionally Viking, yet not [[Space Wolves|THAT]] Viking. Plus one of the biggest of shits that /tg/ has done right. AND HOW!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Space Knights]] - Institutionally dour.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Solar Rangers]] - Institutionally Jesus Christ, they&#039;re sneaky!&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The second wave WOULD show improvements to creativity... If they didn&#039;t use a RPG system as a crutch, among other issues.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Name ===&lt;br /&gt;
The name Adeptus Astartes is usually portrayed as meaning Star Adepts. However the name &amp;quot;Astarte&amp;quot; is actually a goddess of fertility, love, war, sex and sexuality from the Eastern Mediterranean regions during the [[Bronze Age]]. Somewhat meta considering that the Emprah was also from that region &#039;&#039;(Anatolia)&#039;&#039; around the same time period. [[HERESY|He may have been horny and/or romantically interested]] [[Rule 63|in the idea of a badass God-Empress]] and [[What|named his sons to symbolically show this]] using a language that only he and [[Ollanius Pius]] [[Derp|are the speakers of]] besides dead people and three of [[Khorne|the]] [[Nurgle|Ruinous]] [[Tzeentch|Powers]] (unlikely given the Emperor was anti-theistic and anti-religious), or this is just the Emperor keeping himself sane by engaging in humor he knows only one loyal person will get, which does not include his last [[Malcador the Sigillite|two]] [[Companion|friends]]. [[Grimdark|No wonder the Emprah doesn&#039;t smile much.]] [[Derp|Ironic given that the Astartes is an all-male organization.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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However, much as with the [[Arkhan Land|Land]] Raider, a more prosaic explanation was provided in the novel &#039;&#039;The Great Work&#039;&#039;, which features flashbacks from the memories of Ezekiel Sedayne (the guy who headed up the development team for the Black Carapace). The project’s coordinator was a mortal woman named Amar &#039;&#039;Astarte&#039;&#039;, who was the most accomplished geneticist of the time outside of the Emepror and the Selenite Gene-witches. Following the theft of the Primarchs, Astartes feared that the Space Marines, without the supply of genetic materials from their Primarchs, would fall into deterioration like the Thunder Warriors. And so she blew up the Legions&#039; gene-vault alongside herself; however, the Emperor had already known of this and made several copies of the vault elsewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beakie]] - When the Spehss mahrens were awesome looking.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Chaplain]] - The spiritual leaders of the space marines.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Female Space Marines]]- Records officially decommissioned and terminated by the [[Inquisition]] on the grounds of [[Heresy]], there is nothing here trust us. E-Commissars will blam you from your monitor when attempting to access said heretical records.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine]]- The official game of [[Pauldrons]] (despite the fact that the pauldrons in this game are smaller than they should be)&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Space Marines|Tactics/Space Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Guidelines of the Space Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*Despite the considerable amount of hate at the space marines nowadays, [[The World Engine|they can still be awesome.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Bretonnia#Knightly Hierarchy|Grail Knights]] - The Warhammer Fantasy equivalent.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Stormcast Eternals]] (AKA, [[Ground Marines]]), their [[Warhammer: Age of Sigmar]] equivalent.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Terminator]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Apothecary]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Techmarine]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Librarian]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Scout]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Kill Marine]] of Deathwatch&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Codex Astartes]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Space Marine Chapter]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==External Links==&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://youtu.be/XQwTyGeoprA The Emperor&#039;s speech on the Space Marines]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Space_Marine Lexicanum on Space Marines]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://wackycamper.deviantart.com/art/Space-Marine-Commandments-88741651 The Commandments of the Space Marine]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13nM17TV_sU/ Rap song dedicated to the mighty-ass space marines.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzWrDSNN4Y/ Another rap dedicated to the mighty-ass space marines.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzPuK1vib_c Emperor&#039;s quote about the Space Marines in a remix done from If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device glory.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shRHZLheEJI What is to be a space marine, in thrash metal version!]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:New Marine.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Femalemini.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
File:Correction.JPG|Drill Abbots &#039;&#039;&#039;hate&#039;&#039;&#039; him!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Stuffy.jpg|Build a Marine Workshop&lt;br /&gt;
File:Pauldronius.png|[[Pauldron]]ius&lt;br /&gt;
File:Brother Sergeant Aznable.jpg|&#039;&#039;&#039;EEECK!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
image:steelrain.jpg|Steel Rain in action!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Reasonablemarine.png|Don&#039;t fuck with [[Reasonable Marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
Image:LEGO_SpaceMarines_by_Jerac.jpg|Brick by brick we shall conquer.&lt;br /&gt;
File:1285382081001.jpg|Apparently, marines &#039;&#039;&#039;DO&#039;&#039;&#039; in fact have tiny heads.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Sperm Marine.jpg|I&#039;m in ur w0mb, fertulizan yo eggz&lt;br /&gt;
File:Amuricuh.jpg|What historians didn&#039;t want you to believe&lt;br /&gt;
File:Yes they can.jpg|[[Skub|A matter of some contention.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:False.jpg|Taking a page from their fallen brothers.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Primarchs_as_teen_girls.png|&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:#FF55FF;&amp;quot; color=&amp;quot;pink&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Rule 63]] Primarchs are the most popular girls at [[HS40K]]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gearing up.jpg|A rare glimpse at a Space Marine without his awesome pauldrons on&lt;br /&gt;
File:1294948918986.jpg|Salamander Space Marines training starts at a reasonably young age&lt;br /&gt;
File:Armour of Bulk.png|Space Marines and ridiculous suits of armour go hand in hand.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BruceAstartes.jpg|Brother Campbell brings a world into Imperial compliance.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SpessM.jpg|Indrick Boreale nearly turned Space Marines into the laughing stock of the entire franchise.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Angels of Derp.jpg|Space Marines as depicted during the dark ages of GW art (aka 2nd Edition)&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1228559892410.jpg|The scary thing is that this isn&#039;t fan art, seriously, this was an official GW product.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Warhammer 40k space marines we&#039;ll find your mom mother storytellers storytime missing child lost little girl.jpg|Now gather around children as I recount to you the exploits of the Emperor&#039;s chosen...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1207335921499.jpg|The Space Wizards of Warpwarts have mastered the art of profecting the power of the warp through small wooden sticks. How they refrain from breaking them is a mystery.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Horny Marine.gif|&#039;&#039;&#039;Hump the heretic, penetrate the mutant, cum in the alie-&#039;&#039;&#039;{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|SLAANESH WORSHIPPER!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Chaos Space Marines</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2600:1006:B101:11B7:9128:2814:F8FF:813C: /* Renegades */&lt;/p&gt;
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{{Topquote|And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say: &amp;quot;A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.|Revelation 6:8}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Crimson Slaughter Chaos Marine ukitakumuki.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chaos up in this motherfucker.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Chaos Space Marines&#039;&#039;&#039; (also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Heretic Astartes&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Astartes Traitoris&#039;&#039;&#039;) are, simply enough, [[Space Marines]] that have fallen to, or were inducted to, [[Chaos]]. They are also one of the main factions in [[Warhammer 40,000]]. The first Chaos Marines were born during the [[Horus Heresy]] from the nine [[Traitor Legion]]s. Since then, many Space Marines (and even a few full [[Space Marine Chapter|Chapters]]) have gone rogue, becoming Renegades. However, this is mostly a [[fluff]] distinction, as the [[Codex]] does not differentiate between the two. &lt;br /&gt;
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CSM supplement their lack of more easily available loyalist resources (recruits, tech, supplies, etc.) by way of daemons and Warp energy from the dark Gods, plundered weapons from whoever is unlucky enough to lose an engagement to them, and renegades from the Imperium, which are always available because the Imperium [[Grimdark|treats its subjects like steampunk condoms]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Black crusade by yogh art-d5bqzea.jpg|thumb|450px|left|Birds have not been so scary for 65 million years.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Chaos Space Marines are basically Imperial Space Marines who have forsaken their oath to the Imperium of Man to serve the Ruinous Powers, which is [[Heresy]]. Marines do this for a number of reasons, although the cause of this is usually finding that the ways of Chaos suit them more than the Imperium, or the classic case of the Imperium dicking them over (largely the case for post-heresy chapters).&lt;br /&gt;
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The origins of Chaos Space Marines go back to [[Erebus]] of the Word Bearers, the first Chaos Marine, who then corrupted the recently-emotionally-discouraged Primarch [[Lorgar]] to Chaos. Erebus would then set into motion the events that would lead to Warmaster Horus being wounded on Davin&#039;s moon, where he would fall to the corruptions of Chaos. Horus, supreme Warmaster of the Imperium, would then gather [[Mortarion|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;7&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] [[Omegon|8]] [[Konrad Curze|more]] [[Alpharius|of]] [[Angron|his]] [[Magnus the Red|distraught]] [[Perturabo|brother]] [[Fulgrim|Primarchs]] to his cause, along with a good fraction of Imperial forces and the Adeptus Mechanicus in full-scale rebellion, resulting in the Horus Heresy. When Horus got roflstomped by the Emprah during their duel, most of the Traitors fled to the Eye of Terror because of the loss of leadership, resulting in what would be known as &amp;quot;Chaos Space Marines&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Naturally, they fight just like Space Marines except &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;on average they are stronger, more experienced, and older, given that the majority stood with their Primarchs during the Great Crusade&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; only worse because Mary Sues need punching bags. They keep using shit they were equipped with prior to the Horus Heresy such as [[bolter]]s and the ever useful Space Marine [[plot armor|plot]] [[pauldrons|armor]], which would explain why they didn&#039;t fistfuck each other to death before reaching the Eye of Terror, or why they would follow the lead of a particular [[Saturday]] [[Abaddon|morning cartoon villain]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chaos Marines are also commonly known to compensate their aging weapons (which didn&#039;t really age much, considering how fucktarded Imperium tech support is) by using demon magic for that extra edge in combat. Naturally they lack some of the weapons and [[Standard Template Construct|equipment Imperium &amp;quot;invented&amp;quot; (or rather dug up) for the last 10 000 years]], such as [[Razorback Transport|Razorbacks]], [[Centurion Squad|Centurion suits]], [[Autogun|assault cannons]] or [[Grav-Weaponry|grav guns]], and although they often get their hands on such pieces of tech (mostly by killing corpse-worshipers who own them), their Dark Mechanicum allies have few to zero spare parts and/or ammo for them, those trophies rarely last in use for a long time. The latter reason is also why Chaos Marines no longer use some of them more delicate and advanced tech like Land Speeder variants or Whirlwinds, which they definitely HAD before the Heresy - those things require just too much maintenance to fit into their more independent and chaotic combat doctrines.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:1286933675792.jpg|400px|right|thumb|The eternal war rages on.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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For all their powers from Chaos, however, most of them are nowhere nearly as organized as their loyalist counterparts. Turning to Chaos tends to drive Marines insane, usually causing them to lose much of the tactical prowess they had as loyalists. That said, organized legions like the Word Bearers, Iron Warriors, Death Guard (once they got their shit together), and Black Legion still remain much more of a competent military force than most of the other traitor legions. This is emphasized in the Black Legion novels, where the narrator has to explain to the freaking Inquisition, of all people, that the Chaos Legions don&#039;t have any dedicated supply lines, logistics, infrastructure, shipyards, independent manufacturing, or even the ability to feed their own forces. And they&#039;re still a great threat despite all this..&lt;br /&gt;
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...though many of those problems were eventually solved as the Traitor Legions regained their Heresy-era numbers (or even more in some cases), and various industries were built or captured from the Imperium; the Idolator ship and two Planet Killers were made 100% from Chaos factories.&lt;br /&gt;
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After all, the tree of heresy can grow from the smallest seed.&lt;br /&gt;
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Different warbands of Chaos Space Marines are every bit as prone to fighting each other as they are anything else for any number of reasons; evil doesn&#039;t get along with evil, they&#039;re all nuts and just want to fight something, or the other warband worships a different Chaos god. Yeah, these guys are nuts. Infighting inside individual warbands is not unheard off, and their leaders always have to watch their back because every single Marine has hopes of killing their superiors and taking over. So yeah, if they didn&#039;t have the [[Eye of Terror]] to hide in and the Imperium wasn&#039;t so idiot-ball prone, it probably would have killed them by now. However, when they DO get their shit together, they fuck up the Imperium on a scale undreamed of by [[War of the Beast|almost]] every other race in Warhammer. See the Dominion of Fire or the Cholercaust Blood Crusade. &#039;&#039;&#039;GODDAMN IT, KHORNATE BERZERKERS ARE AWESOME.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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They &#039;&#039;were&#039;&#039; the oldest fogies (or at least the ones from traitor legions are anyway) in the setting, barring the [[Eldar|space elves]], [[Bjorn the Fell Handed|that one angry viking dreadnought]] (who&#039;s about their age), the  [[Necrons|Tomb King expys]] and maybe a few of the [[Tyranid|Omnivorous Space Bug Lizards things]] but now they&#039;ve been retconned. CSM today may be some of the veterans from the Heresy or they could just be newfags that decided they were too cool for the Imperium. Fucking hell this is depressing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Many Chaos Marines eventually dedicate themselves to one of the four [[Chaos Gods]], becoming little more than an extension of the god&#039;s will. This path has great risk and great reward, as the Chaos Gods are quite capricious; between two equally-dedicated champions, one will become a [[Chaos Spawn|horrific beast that should not be named]], whereas the other will achieve apotheosis and become a [[Daemon Prince]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Khorne|Khornate Champions]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Those who worship Khorne (such as the [[World Eaters]] Traitor Legion) become close quarters badasses full of [[rage|RAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEE]]!. Khornate champions are among the best dedicated melee fighters in the setting. They are insane, ruthless, and barbaric, and continually lust after BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD and SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Marines dedicated to Khorne are usually called [[Khorne Berzerkers]], after the Berzerkers of the World Eaters Legion, of whom [[Kharn]] (swell guy by the way) is the most famous. They are famed for their use of the [[chainaxe]] and their fucktastically fearless charges. They also get the best speeches. Although do note that Khornate followers are not all pure-CQC fighters, any weapon that spills blood in honorable combat like heavy weapons or vehicles is welcomed by Khorne. &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!! BUTTER FOR THE POP KHORNE!!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Nurgle|Nurglic Champions]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; These guys are rotting, diseased, decaying sacks of flesh who can take hits that would kill a squad of Terminators. They&#039;re something of a meat shield as far as Chaos is concerned  (although not as much as [[Cornholio the Cultist|Chaos Cultists]]). They&#039;ve contracted every disease in creation and then some. Despite looking like a bag of things best not described, Nurgle&#039;s followers won&#039;t hesitate to give you a big, long, family hug. D&#039;awww. The [[Death Guard]] fell to Nurgle, but it wasn&#039;t really their fault.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Slaanesh|Slaaneshi Champions]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; The followers of Slaanesh simply want to experience pleasure to the highest degree, most of which usually involves the euphoria gained from killing another person. Thus, Slaaneshi followers typically hype themselves up on drugs in order to intensify the sensations they experience, whether from sex or from slaughter. Slaaneshi Marines have taken so many drugs their bodies &#039;&#039;start to produce them normally.&#039;&#039; And yes, this is really canon. They also get penis fingers to give them the extra edge in combat (somehow) and hyperactive awareness, meaning that Slaaneshi followers typically move so fast that they&#039;re at par with Eldar reflexes. [[Doomrider]] is one of the most famous Slaaneshi champions (at least on /tg/), although he isn&#039;t from the [[Emperor&#039;s Children]], the Chaos Legion that fell to Slaanesh; [[Lucius the Eternal]], on the other hand, is.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Tzeentch|Tzeentchian Champions]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; All followers of Tzeentch are tricky and conniving, and many of them are also powerful [[psyker]]s (as Tzeentch is the god of magic). Warriors under Tzeentch tend to rape anything in ranged combat with either enhanced weapons or SPACE MAGIC that would turn heroes into [[Chaos Spawn]], squa-&#039;&#039;&#039;GRAABBRLBLLRBLRLRBLR&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
**Ahem. To continue where the previous writer left off... squads of infantry into ash, and vehicles into puddles of molten goo. The [[Thousand Sons]] Legion is dedicated to Tzeentch; their (former) chief diviner, [[Ahriman]], is one of the better-known Tzeentchian sorcerers.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Chaos Undivided|Undivided]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Back in the good ol&#039; days, Chaos Undivided was the concept of worshiping Chaos as a combined entity or pantheon. The [[Word Bearers]] were probably the most well-known worshippers of Chaos Undivided. Since then, it has been largely retconned; instead, Chaos Undivided refers to Chaos Marines with the support of all four Chaos gods... because apparently that&#039;s different somehow (the former is monotheistic worship of Chaos as though Chaos itself was a god, the latter is the worship of aspects of Chaos as separate deities). This has left the Word Bearers in something of a weird spot, as their core concept has been badly mangled. Although, this is not completely out of place: Undivided followers &#039;&#039;do&#039;&#039; have the support of all four Chaos Gods due to their doctrine, but because they don&#039;t swear complete servitude to one like what the [[Death Guard]] and [[World Eaters]] did, they don&#039;t receive the full power of each Chaos God either.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note that many bands of Undivided Marines exploit Chaos for their own gain and feel little devotion to the Ruinous Powers, seeing it as no more than a tool for their goals. The [[Alpha Legion]], for instance, are closet loyalists (or double heretics, or triple heretics, or brothas doin&#039; it for themselves, nobody knows), whereas the [[Night Lords]] Legion only cares about spreading terror, which Chaos is undoubtedly useful for, but they look down upon the religious. Similarly, the [[Soul Drinkers]], a Renegade Chapter with an entire book series, are enemies of both Chaos and the [[Imperium of Man]] (though they fight for the [[Emperor]]&#039;s ideals; it&#039;s complicated, but likely has roots in the current Imperium being the antithesis or something akin to the [[Imperial Truth]]), although most in the Imperium would consider them &amp;quot;Chaos Marines.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Malal|Malice]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; Way back when, [[Warhammer Fantasy Battle]] had a [[Chaos Gods#The_Other_Ones|minor Chaos God]] named Malal. Malal was a paradox, in that he is the embodiment of Chaos&#039; chaotic behavior. His main goal was the spread of chaos (not the Warp energies, but actual chaos like anarchy and disruption) by screwing up the plans of the other Ruinous Powers, so he had dedicated Champions that hunted down other Chaos Champions and generally dicked over the Chaos Gods. However, [[Games Workshop]] had to remove him from the setting due to a trademark dispute with the author that invented him. In 40k, meanwhile, there&#039;s a warband called the [[Sons of Malice]] that hunt down other Chaos Marines and seem to worship a minor Chaos power named &amp;quot;Malice.&amp;quot; This has led /tg/ to believe that Malal/Malice exists in 40k and can be invoked upon for power, although this is of dubious canonicity at best.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Traitor Legions==&lt;br /&gt;
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When the [[Horus Heresy]] struck, nine of the original twenty Legions turned against the [[Emprah]]. These guys are basically the original and the best. All of these survived the Siege of Terra and escaped into the [[Eye of Terror]] with a very large number of bodies (Space Marine legions frequently numbered up to 100,000 members by the time of the Heresy). Over time, they have become widely scattered, generally working in mixed warbands combining a variety of Traitor Legionnaires, Renegade Marines, and lesser humans (frequently rebellious Imperial Guard). However, it should be noted that quite a few Chaos Marines still fight as a Legion (generally drastically reduced in size) led by their original (now-Daemon) Primarch (if they&#039;re still alive, anyway). It&#039;s very rare to see more than a Grand Company (roughly equal in size to a Chapter of loyalist Marines) in any given battle unless it&#039;s an organized invasion (of which the most notable examples are the Black Crusades led by a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure]]), the Legion&#039;s Primarch himself calls them to fuck some shit up, or you&#039;re dealing with the Word Bearers or Iron Warriors, who are generally more organized than anybody else. The following are the nine Traitor Legions: &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Emperor&#039;s Children]]: Also known as pretty marines, their Primarch is [[Fulgrim]], who is now &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;a painting&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; getting his serpentine dick sucked by a swarm of daemonettes on his pleasure planet. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;possibly still a painting&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; They don&#039;t operate as a Legion at all anymore, mostly because [[Kharn]] and the slave wars kinda fucked all their shit up. Anyway, they were basically OCD hyper-perfectionists that also really liked to party. They got ever-more hedonistic, attracted the attention of [[Slaanesh]], and the rest is history. Their Cult unit is the [[Noise Marines]], which are (as their name implies) Chaos Marines that like to kill people with noise. This used to mean sweet heavy-metal guitars, but GW retconned that, so now they have less-impressive (but still cool) &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;bass cannons&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; sonic cannons.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Iron Warriors]]: The evil twins of the [[Imperial Fists]], they really like to build shit and then tear (somebody else&#039;s) shit down. In other words, they are masters of siege warfare (basically, rooting out cover-camping bitches). Their Primarch is [[Perturabo]]. They&#039;re generally the second most coherent of the Traitor Legions, retaining most of their pre-Heresy organization and numbers, although their great companies are generally independent and only answer to Perturabo himself, who on his part doesn&#039;t give a fuck and let them fight each other just for lulz. Also, they probably created the [[Obliterator|Obliterator Virus]], seeing as how they seem to have special connections with the Obliterator Cult. Sadly, they can no longer take [[Basilisk|Basilisks]] and don&#039;t have any special rules or Cult units (seeing as how that was quite broken back in 3rd), but GW did throw them a bone in the new book with the [[Warpsmith]] (not to be confused with a [[Warsmith]], which is also Iron Warriors-related). One of their noted leaders is [[Honsou]], a Warsmith in the running for &amp;quot;evilest villain.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Night Lords]]: Their Primarch was [[Konrad Curze]] (also known as the Night Haunter). They&#039;re basically space-terrorists, which (unsurprisingly) means they created Raptors, the sociopathic, predatory answer to the loyalists&#039; Assault Marines. They prefer ambush tactics, which is quite difficult when you&#039;re walking around in Power Amour and wearing stupid bat-wing helmets. They also like screaming like maniacs to cause terror. They are one of the few legions (in fact, pretty much the only one) who refuse to employ Daemons or live in the Eye of Terror (well, at least the &amp;quot;loyalist&amp;quot; warbands, the current bigger one is lead by an actual Daemon Prince, which is pretty contradictory). They&#039;re also pretty much the only Traitor Legion that has a dead Primarch (except Black Legion), on account of [[Konrad Curze|Konrad Curze&#039;s]] desire to go down like an emo to rebel against daddy.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[World Eaters]]: [[Angron]]- Dissolved after [[Kharn]] turned the legion against themselves, what a guy. Now acting as roaming warbands and mercenaries. They still unite every now and then when Angron wants to fuck something&#039;s shit up, such as [[Cadia]]. The &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;only&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; legion known to get shit done when called up to do so.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Death Guard]]: [[Mortarion]] - Don&#039;t show up much in the fluff, though plague marines and champions can be found in many other warbands and, next to world-eater berserkers, are the most common of the one-deity dedicated units. Also before Thirteenth Black Crusade Typhus&#039;s Plague Fleet kicked major ass in systems all around the Eye of Terror, turning entire planetary populations into zombies. As of 8th edition, they are now their own separate army. Oh, and Mortarion has returned, and his model is [[skub|controversial in terms of appearance]]. They also possess a planet known as the &amp;quot;Plague Planet&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Thousand Sons]]: [[Magnus the Red]] - Another legion that doesn&#039;t show up much at all in fluff after the Horus Heresy and [[Rubric Marines|rubric marines]] don&#039;t show up much in other legions&#039; warbands and most warbands use their own sorcerers. Except for [[Ahriman]]; Ahriman goes out trolling the Harlequins and those few [[Inquisitor]]s. Ahriman also does this because Tzeentch likes dicking Magnus over in his passive-aggressive way. Fluff-wise, Thousand Sons walk through the Universe, searching for knowledge like ancient books and artifacts to research and nerd out in their libraries, and magicking the shit out of anyone stupid or bold enough to stand on their way. Being smart and cunning motherfuckers they fight only where it really needed and only on their own terms (read: very rarely). Have recently succeeded in fucking up the Fenris furries with Big-Red leading them. And are now there own army and range of models, including a giant daemon version of Magnus with wings. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Black Legion]]: [[Horus]] - Originally called the Luna Wolves and then the Sons of Horus. Unites every now and then when Abaddon wants to launch another Black Crusade. It&#039;s honestly a miracle they survived this long, seriously if you look at their battles and losses it really makes no sense how they managed to live long enough to become the Black Legion, let alone the wars after. Known for calling black crusades, massive chaos invasions that consist untold numbers of chaos space marines (provided there&#039;s an ass to pull them out of), daemons, and general renegades and heretics all working together to try and tear the Imperium a new asshole. They are the largest legion by far, stated to outnumber the Word Bearers ten to one, namely because Abaddon preys on the other Legions and lures their troops into his own. Unfortunately, they have no real central command structure outside of a Black Crusade, and even then Abaddon can&#039;t keep the Legion&#039;s shit together for very long before they start breaking off every which way in search of a fight, usually getting slaughtered not long afterward.   &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Word Bearers]]: [[Lorgar]] -  The Only Traitor Legion to have retained its Chaplains, who would later become the first [[Dark Apostle]]s, who can often lead a Word Bearers&#039; Warband in the place of a Chaos Lord or Champion. They&#039;re one of the more organized and complete legions as they have a central daemon world of their own named &amp;quot;Sicarus&amp;quot;. Sicarus is covered in dozens of temples and cathedrals devoted to Chaos. The Word Bearers are still united under the banner of their Primarch: Lorgar (even if the lazy bastard never does anything these days but sit around doing nothing). The most coherent after the Iron Warriors, seen as their great companies (or Hosts, as they call them) are still working together under the watchful eye of the Dark Council.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Alpha Legion]]: [[Alpharius]]/[[Omegon]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;- No such legion or primarchs exists, further speculation on this issue is [[heresy]] and will result in execution. Said non-existent Legion has never trolled the Imperium for the last 10,000 years by faking the death of every member, any idea to the contrary is [[HERESY]]. Also, masters of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;sneaking around undetected&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; fucking enemies brains with multi-step Just As Planned schemes, that aren&#039;t overly complicated or lack the fallback plans (unlike Thousand Sons ones). In fact, their fallback-fallback plans usually have their own fallback plans just in case. Pretty much everything Imperium knows about them is a lie, suspected to be one, or a truth no one believes in since it looks like a lie.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Renegades ===&lt;br /&gt;
The legions of old are not the only source of Chaos Space Marines, with the fluff no longer being clear on whether they even are the largest source anymore. It&#039;s either the traitor legions or the Ultramarines who have produced the most Chaos Marines and renegade Chapters.  Loyalist marines get turned to Chaos like all the time (well, okay, it&#039;s actually pretty rare considering the limited numbers of Space Marines, but significant enough). Most often it&#039;s just a few individual marines or squads, sometimes going as far as entire companies, and rarely (but not rarely enough) entire chapters turn to Chaos. Sometimes it&#039;s the Imperium&#039;s own fault for turning initially loyal marines against the system due to a misunderstanding or an overzealous Inquisitor declaring them heretics and the new &#039;renegades&#039; then realize that since no matter what they do they&#039;ll be viewed as traitors by the Imperium, they may as well become traitors in reality. Sometimes, like with the [[Abyssal Crusade]], it&#039;s a case of [[just as planned]] succeeding so hard Tzeentch isn&#039;t even miffed that particular plot gets tied up. Other times, marines &amp;quot;caught&amp;quot; some Chaos taint due to fighting Chaos too much without proper Librarian control (bonus points if Librarians themselves get corrupted), committing terrible crimes in their fights against Ruinous Powers, or trying to fight Chaos with Chaos, like the [[Relictors]]. And finally, a Chapters&#039; own flaws in temperament may leave them all too easily manipulated into bringing their damnation upon themselves.  &lt;br /&gt;
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What is the most surprising, is that shit still happens despite loyalist marines being heavily brainwashed, even more than Death Korps of Krieg or Sisters of Battle (both of which are famous for having close to zero Chaos corruption rate). More so, marines even have a specific organ, to make them even more brainwashable. Some speculate the reason behind this is just Astartes longevity - after all SoBs and Kriegers didn&#039;t get continuously exposed to Ruinous Powers for hundreds of years. Others say that marines are just naturally susceptible to corruption, which makes sense if you believe the story daemons tell: that Primarchs were made with the help of The Four, and were given their power to make them something more than just genetically engineered humans. A theory from 30k states that the reason Marines are more easily turned to Chaos is that Marines naturally are fanatical in almost anything they do, and when feeling scolded by the very thing they are fanatical about it makes them do a full 180&amp;quot; to worship something else instead. This is what happened to the [[Word Bearers]], and most modern-day Marines are &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;at least as religious as the Word Bearers were before the Horus Heresy&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; either atheist or view the Emperor as a sort of Living Saint. Marines that worship anything are rare and looked upon as oddballs by the rest of the Adeptus Astartes.  Usually it&#039;s whole Chapters rather than individuals that do it.&lt;br /&gt;
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ADB once said that Abaddon embodies the old Biblical thing about Satan refusing to bow down to man, and this might be applied to most Chaos Space Marines. Space Marines are expected to give their whole lives - centuries (if not millennia) and sometimes even [[Dreadnought|beyond that]] - to war, so that ordinary humans, most of whom will never have to fight for their lives, can live in relative comfort. Unsurprisingly many Space Marines do resent this on some level, although regular indoctrination helps them cope with that particular feeling by redirecting it toward xenos/heretics in [[rip and tear|a more productive way]]. It has been suggested that Marines genuinely treating mortals with respect are probably in the minority, though, and then along comes a Word Bearer talking about these gods who will set them free, who&#039;ll make them the masters instead of the servants... Despite the nigh-constant indoctrination, these words don&#039;t always fall on deaf ears.  Which is still really weird since the Astartes voluntarily &#039;&#039;chose&#039;&#039; their life barring the rare Chapter that conscripts/kidnaps aspirants.  Sure, they might change their mind over time, but they didn&#039;t go through all those trials and hardships and training just to decide it wasn&#039;t worthwhile after all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Renegades also have rather divergent attitudes to the Traitor Primarchs. Some venerate them as the Daemonic overlords that they are. Others wonder why everyone seems to fanboy themselves over beings who &amp;quot;lived&amp;quot; thousands of years ago and even then only for a few verifiable centuries before vanishing up their own arses to sit out the wars that the renegade has potentially been fighting for far longer than the Primarchs were ever alive for.&lt;br /&gt;
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No matter the true reason behind, this shit happens, and from one retcon to another after-Heresy chapter renegades become more and more prevalent to the point that they could actually outnumber the old Legions, even if the Black Legion isn&#039;t shy about inducting any who is willing to join and swear fealty to [[Abaddon]] amongst their ranks.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although, &amp;quot;Renegade&amp;quot; is also used to refer to non-Chaos aligned Astartes and other rogue but non-Chaos forces.  They aren&#039;t generally against the Imperium, either.  At worst just pirating as needed to survive and little else but it isn’t uncommon for them to (futilely) trying to find absolution or just ignoring their own expulsion and continuing to serve as usual.  Which is hilarious.&lt;br /&gt;
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==A &amp;quot;Meta-History&amp;quot; of Sorts==&lt;br /&gt;
I suppose we should [[Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader|start at the beginning]]? So, back in the day, Chaos introduced in the tome Slaves To Darkness, which was effectively an expansion to Rogue Trader. That&#039;s right,&lt;br /&gt;
the original 40k didn&#039;t have Chaos, although it did have Warp Demons. In the original Rogue Trader narrative, the Emperor was encased in the Golden Throne because he was thousands of years old and he needed life force from psykers in order to survive. Once Slaves to Darkness and its sister book Lost and the Damned were introduced, it was revealed that there was this event called the Horus Heresy, and Horus was a primarch that rebelled and nearly killed the Emperor. Talk about a pretty hefty background update! &lt;br /&gt;
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Crunchwise, the CSM were just marines with some different wargear selection, as well as the ability to get Chaos mutations. It gets really confusing from there (Can you say, D1000 chart with 100+ mutations?) so the less said about the First Edition days, the better. The first, most important thing to remember is that Chaos was effectively a WHFB expy, so it included beastmen, daemons and renegades [[Awesome|all rolled into one]].&lt;br /&gt;
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===2nd Ed: First Age of Whoop-Ass===&lt;br /&gt;
Hoo-boy... I want you to picture it, if you can, a codex wherein Chaos Lords had no stats under 5, daemons could be freely taken in any FO slot (or the equivalent for 2nd Ed) and everything, &#039;&#039;everything&#039;&#039; could push a loyalist&#039;s shit in. The CSM received a promotion in the fluff to primary antagonists after getting retconned into the reason as to why the Emperor ascended to the Golden Throne (via Horus traitorous ways and that mortal wound). Those were the days of 2nd edition; that&#039;s when Chaos was a unified front led by an interesting character on a 10,000 year quest for bloody vengeance. These were the days when a [[Bloodthirster]] would use an [[Avatar]] as a speedbump, and yet the only trump against CSM were the Eldar (And to a lesser extent the Tyranids when they evolved beyond Genestealer cults). Your characters could equip a Bloodletter&#039;s sword if you so chose to do so, as well as Chaos Terminator armour that could save on a 2d6 roll of 2+. Noise Marines, Thousand Sons, Khorne Berzerkers and Plague Marines all got their start here, and they started out as &#039;&#039;Troops&#039;&#039; (or rather, their second ed equivalent). You could also take [[Foulspawn]], a special character Nurgle [[Chaos Spawn|Thing]]/[[Daemon Prince]] with 19 wounds (!) that stole wounds from his kills and could regenerate lost wounds every turn. And guess what? You could field beasts, renegades and daemons in your army. It was also possible to give Chaos Marines equipment and vehicles that only their loyalist equivalents get nowadays (including [[Dude, Where&#039;s my Land Speeder?|assault cannons, storm bolters, cyclone missile launchers, and various support vehicles]]), in order to accurately represent the equipment used by Renegades from later Foundings. However, they had to pay an extra 50% traitor tax in order to take them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, it sounds fucking insane and the coolest thing ever, and it was. Arguably, things were a bit nascent because in spite of all the other extras, they were still very much just space marines with other armies rolled into it. They had the same stats and many of the same rules and wargear as their loyalist counterparts.&lt;br /&gt;
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===3rd Ed: Roller Coaster into [[Awesome]]===&lt;br /&gt;
Third edition started by screwing everyone: the rules were fucked up to try and shift the balance of power towards infantry and away from characters (so sayeth GW, anyway). Regardless, this is one of a few times that GW actually dialed back the power creep inherent in their game systems to such a degree that all existing armies got hosed (worst of all, Eldar) and CSM were no exception. The Codex pumped out was a hackneyed shadow of its former self that needed constant reference checks to the main rules because all the rules for your stuff got printed there instead of your codex. This first release however brought about the much-loved [[Obliterators]], [[Possessed]] and [[Raptors]] and GW did make rules for entire cult armies available for download on their website at the time, which was a thing GW used to do.&lt;br /&gt;
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Halfway through its life-cycle, GW introduced [[Tau]] and [[Necrons]], breaking the game with [[Fish of Fury]] and just simply existing, respectively. [[List of 40K Cheese|In the midst of this renewed cheese surge, the CSM got a second lease on life]], cranking their competitiveness to second place behind the dreaded third ed &#039;crons. These were the days of the 200+ point CSM lord that could out-punch fucking ANYTHING! We&#039;re talking about a wargear sheet noticeably larger than any other faction, which also included the curious ability to make your aspiring champions psykers. You could load up a squad with stacks of veteran skills, sneaking them into position, moving through cover and then finishing with a furious charge. [[Defiler|That enemy crab thing]] gets its big introduction as a monstrous creature AND a walker! These were the days when you &#039;&#039;bought&#039;&#039; as opposed to rolled for the powers your Possessed had; where you could dedicate vehicles to the Gods, and that gave you certain options (thus creating the Sonic Dreadnought... and Predator). You could take a Slaaneshi psyker and give him and his unit immunity from shooting attacks with a well rolled minor psychic power. Best of all, these were the days of fielding Traitor Legions -  ridiculously unbalanced lists that would either fall flat on their faces and cost way too much (Thousand Sons) or tear the fucking table in half (Iron Warriors).&lt;br /&gt;
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Games Workshop tried valiantly to dial back the cheese by releasing Imperial Assassins, Daemonhunters and Witchhunters but once the Eye of Terror campaign hit and the official (and also cheesy) Lost and the Damned rules were out, third ed was firmly [[Cultist-chan|captoored by chaoz.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===4th Ed: The Sudden Betrayal===&lt;br /&gt;
That rat-bastard, pointy-eared fuck! In 4th ed, [[Gav Thorpe]] raped Chaos and left her to die in a fucking gutter. Those broken-as-hell traitor legions lists? Instead of fixing them for players that liked the other legions, they were removed. Veteran skills? Gone. Wargear? Toast. Lost and the Damned? More like &amp;quot;lost-a la vista,&amp;quot; amirite. Daemons? Worst of all, Thorpe figured they needed their own, super-shitty codex. CSM players were &#039;&#039;pissed&#039;&#039; at the &amp;quot;streamlining&amp;quot; their armies got, but they endured it because at the time there were a few nifty silver linings. You could still technically have your cult army/legion/whatever and they were all not bad; that is to say the codex was at least internally balanced. During this time, the Eldar got pumped from worse than last place to playable, Tyranids got an update that was fair as well, Fish of Fury got pulled from the Tau Codex and the loyalists got a decent buff in the 4th ed SM codices. Nothing spectacular, but everything felt fair; it felt like we could have fun with each other and save our bitter sniping for the rightly-deserving Necron players and their totes OP 3E rules. For a brief period of time, the rules system was stable and there was hope that this trend might continue...&lt;br /&gt;
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===5th Ed: Abandon (the Despoiler) Ship!===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Matt Ward|And then this happened.]] GW, in a moment of clarity and business acumen, summoned Matt Ward from the pit to turn the 40K metagame on its larynx through its asshole to promote sales of their most popular line, Space Marines. [[Dawn of War]] had just come out and Relic/THQ made the Space Marines really good (and Imperial Guard, and Eldar, [[Dawn of Eldar|especially the Eldar]] but they would have to wait until 6E to get their cheese on). CSM didn&#039;t get a release in this edition because GW decided instead to dedicate their time to fanboy service while throwing a bone to the Dark Eldar and Orks. This was when the 4th ed. rules were used to create the well-known CSM mono-build for 5th ed (Lash Prince, Plague Marines, Termicide, Obliterators and &#039;&#039;maybe&#039;&#039; a Chosen squad for guiding deep strikes). However, once the 5th ed Grey Knights landed, Chaos was truly on its ass. These were the days all the jokes made against Chaos finally made it to the internets and the forces of Chaos shifted from that terrifying adversary feared across the galaxy to the Imperium&#039;s punching bag &#039;&#039;du jour&#039;&#039;. Many were the veteran players who simply left in disgust.&lt;br /&gt;
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===6th Ed: A New Hope? A New NOPE!===&lt;br /&gt;
Rumours started pouring in furiously when 6th ed was nearing release. Close combat will have AP values? Oooo! What&#039;s this - CSM will be the first codex out the gate? Hot damn! New models? BITCHIN&#039;! Revamped rules to finally reclaim some of the fucking glory we lost in the last two goddamn editions? Hallelujah!&lt;br /&gt;
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So, 2013 has come and gone along with that release and I think we can all say how disappointing that truly was. Of the few bright spots was [[Helldrake|a new flyer with a *AHEM* &#039;&#039;gigantic exhaust port&#039;&#039;]]. (&amp;quot;Gaze into the Eye of Terror!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Glory to the Goatse of Chaos!&amp;quot; were only some of the reactions.) Many lulz were enjoyed by /tg/ of its... ahem, questionable design aesthetics. This however says nothing of the fact that crunch-wise it is arguably the cheesiest flyer in all of 6th ed - praise the dark gods, indeed? Well, not really because there was a lot of dead weight and questionable mechanic design in that book. Speaking to the former, [[Mutilators]] and [[Warp Talons]] were just laughably useless. On top of that, random tables plagued the book (though nowhere near as much as the Chaos Daemons), troops were of questionable value and utility and the army played like Space Marines, but with too many goddamn cuts to it.&lt;br /&gt;
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When it comes to the traitor marines themselves, /tg/&#039;s opinions were divided. Some praised the new design for its focus on intricate trims and warp-induced mutations (eyes, tentacles), whereas others disliked it for its lack of [[Grimdark]], claiming it looked too cartoonish and too playful. Crunchwise, as if we haven&#039;t said it enough, this book was well and truly fucked. We really tried to like it, but any list that requires supplements and/or Forgeworld models/books to fill strategic gaps in the codex is a pretty bad list.&lt;br /&gt;
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===7th Ed: What the Fuck is this even===&lt;br /&gt;
Chaos Space Marines played similar to their loyalist counterparts, having access to most of the same wargear and vehicles, plus some unique stuff at the expense of all the stuff that makes loyalists remotely useful in a (completely vain) attempt to play up the [[RIP AND TEAR]] side in an edition favouring shooting. They have some of the same strengths and amplified weaknesses, expensive-to-overpriced units, are easily often outnumbered, but overall, they tend to play too aggressively to the point of carelessness. Thanks to all this nerf-slapping, their ranking amongst armies has tanked from the notably OP 3.5 days; the codex and army have since fallen into decline due to progressively weaker books in favour of the worst kind of fan-service for a handful of factions. CSM did get a release in the form of Khorne Daemonkin, but it just blended two books together with some new rules and wargear instead of fixing glaring problems with the units in them; they &#039;&#039;were&#039;&#039; weak due to their garbled 6E codex. Fortunately, 7E has been putting the screws to every single Codex released in 5th Ed while GW releases an unrelenting tide of half-assed pseudo-codices that don&#039;t even cover an FOC while adding bullshit mechanics like grav-spam, decurions or buffing the Eldar sky-high.&lt;br /&gt;
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That lasted until the release of the Traitor Legions supplement. With the release of the supplement, CSM got legion specific buffs and abilites, for Fluffy builds. For example, Alpha Legion armies can&#039;t have any marks, but they get to pass on their warlord trait to a friendly character if the current warlord dies. Night Lords get Raptors as core, Iron Warriors get [[Derp|Mutilators]] and [[Awesome|Obliterators]], Word Bearers get Possessed, and so on. Ironically, it&#039;s now better to take Khorne CSM over berserkers, because they&#039;re basically the same unit, but one is cheaper. Overall, Death Guard and Emperor&#039;s Children seem to be the best options at the moment, followed by the Alpha Legion. Basic Emperor&#039;s Children marines with Icon of excess are 190 pts for a 10 man squad of initiative 5 marines, with 4+ FNP, Fearless, and a roll on the combat drug table, which can give them +1 WS, BS, S, T, A, I. Death Guard Marines, meanwhile, are incredible also (Likely even better than the EC ones), 170 pts for a 10 man squad of toughness 5 marines with 5+ FNP and fearless but with a -1 to initiative. Iron Warriors, while initially derided, can bring three pairs of Tank Hunter Obliterators and three Twinlinked Vindicators at 1850 points, with a team or two of fortification-camping, Fearless, Tank Hunter, ObSec Autocannon Havocs. &lt;br /&gt;
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For the second half of 7th ed, it was safe to say that CSM were solid again. Could every Legion deal with Scatbike spam, Crisis/Markerlight shenanigans, or free DTs easily? Not exactly. But World Eaters could get to melee faster than anyone else. Black Legion could pull crazy alpha strikes and use 13-point marines with Rage, Counter-Attack, +1 strength if the charge roll is 8+, Ld9 (10 on the champ), Crusader, Fear, and Hatred (with permanent re-rolls to hit against Imperium). So we might not be quite as good as [[Cheese|Craftworld Eldar]], grav-spamming [[Smashfucker]] Loyalists or Guard and their absurd amounts of ordnance but CSM could fuck up the mid-tier Tau, Mechanicum and Necrons with ease again (the less said about the benighted Nids, Deldar and Orks the better; don&#039;t ask about the Sisters). We&#039;re calling that a result! It seems someone understood the risk-reward paradigm of the CSM (the risk in putting your eggs in a basket that would either collapse or rip and tear your opponent).&lt;br /&gt;
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... and then 7th ed. ended. A minor loss but thank god that&#039;s over!&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th Ed: Time to hope once again?===&lt;br /&gt;
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What does this mean for the future? Well, seeing how the Traitor Legions book was a decent step forward there is hope for a functional army where the crunch matches the scary what-the-fuckery of the fluff. This is nice; according to the news, the Traitor lists aren&#039;t going anywhere and whatever weakness the current list has is mainly a go-to while the book gets written. Benefit of the doubt, sure - but there&#039;s not a lot else to go on, here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thankfully, a lot of the garbage from 6th and 7th has been thrown out with them. No more &amp;quot;randomness because Chaos, guys!&amp;quot; as pretty much &#039;&#039;all&#039;&#039; the random tables from all over 7th are scrapped as are the Decurions. This is a big step forward although a curious step into the mists of time, harkening back to 2nd. CSM can still ally with Daemons and Renegades so that&#039;s still nice (although it would be nice if Renegades had a list that didn&#039;t rely on Forgeworld). There are some issues with the index we&#039;ve been handed but the Codex not only fixed that but added Legion Traits that help the Traitor Legions excel in their fluff-based specialties. The Thousand Sons and Death Guard also received their own Codexes with their own special flavor of nastiness. &lt;br /&gt;
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Overall, things are looking bright for what is arguably the most benighted faction in the game aside from Sisters. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Those poor gals...&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smqK5cHSxMA|&#039;&#039;&#039;NOT ANYMORE&#039;&#039;&#039;]&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warriors of Chaos]]: The much &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;more&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;competent&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;useful&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; less punching bag counterparts to the Chaos Marines in Warhammer Fantasy, at least until the Age of Sigmar took hold.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Chaos Space Marines(8E)|Tactics/Chaos Space Marines]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[What it&#039;s like]]: A short story meant to place emphasis the uncertainty of the life of a chaos space marine. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:1227181112539.jpg|The Typical Chaos Space Marine &lt;br /&gt;
File:1174923365695wq1vj1.png|The dreaded [[Night Lords]] preparing an ambush&lt;br /&gt;
File:Emperor s Children by megalaros.jpg|Slaaneshi noise marine. Because words can hurt.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Lcw.jpg|[[Imperium|They]] think that corpse on a throne is a god!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Firstkeeper.jpg|Change we can believe in!&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Woe Machine</title>
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{{Topquote|The scale of the enemy woe machines is almost unimaginable, the sheer cruelty... extraordinary: great flywheels fixed with blades, scissoring jaws, vast wheels designed purely for crushing, insectoid crawlers breathing flame from draconian snouts. They are the mechanisms of an insane torturer made real and magnified to giant proportions. The Imperial Guard is many things, but in the end, it is only flesh and bone and blood, and these... are fashioned simply to strip and rend and break those mortal substances quite utterly.|Marshal Blackwood, 757.M41, in his private journal}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Not to be confused with &amp;quot;The Engine of Woes&amp;quot;, one of the [[Vulkan|Primarch Vulkan&#039;s]] artifact.  Or...[[Grimdark|is it?]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and super size it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
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They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still later, Asphodel produced several new woe machines from the manufactories of Hive Ferrozoica on Verghast, where the Heritor mobilized the city&#039;s entire population to exterminate its neighbor, Vervunhive.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Woe Machine has not been seen since, despite the potential awesome it would bring. Another machine wasted and mothballed by [[Chaos]] again eh? That said, Asphodel made so many of them that the Imperium didn&#039;t have the manpower to disarm them all when he was defeated. And a few of them are waking up...&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, from the aforementioned blurb, it&#039;s possible that &amp;quot;Woe Machine&amp;quot; may in fact be nothing more than a generic term used for Titan-scale [[Daemon Engine]]s by Imperials who had no idea what they were looking at.&lt;br /&gt;
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As it turns out, Heritor Asphodel was not the only person able to create Woe Machines. Anarch Sek was able to create them too, although his methods were a hell of a lot more subtle, making them undetectable sleeper agents that could then turn into a daemonic shadowy buzzsaw when given the order. Given how long two of them were hidden in plain sight in Imperial forces, there could be many more out there...&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Hell Talon</title>
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Hell Talon&#039;&#039;&#039; is the [[Chaos Space Marines]]&#039; heavy fighter-bomber.  Like the [[Hell Blade]], it is made by the heretical [[Forge World]] of Xana from souls, flesh, metal, and [[daemon]]s (or so the [[Imperium]] surmises -- considering that they disintegrate on destruction, it&#039;s hard to be sure).  You&#039;d think the Imperium would send a Kill Ship to destroy Xana (and any other Chaos Forge World they know of).  But no, that wouldn&#039;t be grimdark enough and, additionally, most Dark Mechanicum Forge Worlds are basically daemon worlds, which give zero fucks about Exterminatus.  Empyrean Bomb.&lt;br /&gt;
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Evidently, [[Chaos Space Marines]] never watched Top Gun and therefore never learned how glorious being a fighter pilot could be, so they hard-wire three [[servitors]] into the cockpit to fly the Hell Talon instead of &amp;quot;demeaning&amp;quot; themselves. They do have a good reason to do this though, daemonic vehicles will eventually eat their crews, and [[Helbrute|Chaos Space Marines don&#039;t like being locked in a machine for the rest of their lives.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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For its role as a fighter, the Hell Talon mounts a twin-linked [[lascannon]] and an [[autocannon]], while also carrying eight firebombs.  It can be specialized for anti-infantry by swapping the autocannon for a [[havoc launcher]].  The Hell Talon is extremely daemonic -- it&#039;s not a full [[Daemon Engine]] like the [[Heldrake]], but it tears rips in the [[warp]] as it flies and has a tendency to cause vox distortions and hallucinations for forces below.  When enough of them fly together, they often seed storms in their wake.&lt;br /&gt;
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== History ==&lt;br /&gt;
Like its little brother, the [[Hell Blade]], the Hell Talon was made by [[Forge World]] around 2006 and given rules in the Imperial Armour Update volume of that year.  It was a Heavy Support choice for Chaos Space Marines and the [[Lost and the Damned]].  Forge World also included it in the Chaos army list in [[Aeronautica Imperialis]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was updated in [[Imperial Armour Volume Six]] as a heavy-support choice for the &amp;quot;Servants of Decay&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Servants of Slaughter&amp;quot; variants of the Renegades and Heretics army list as well (they only showed up when the leadership of [[Vraks]] went full Chaos).  [[Imperial Armour Aeronautica]] made it fast with the new flyer rules of [[Warhammer 40,000 6th edition|6th edition]], made it beefy (4 HP is more than most transports, and more than any non-super-heavy flyer), increased its price, and moved it into Fast Attack.&lt;br /&gt;
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