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Slaughter Koorland

2016-10-07T02:27:37Z

2600:1012:B047:A00C:5513:4426:1E51:CCDE:

[[File:Iamslaughter.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Dorn would be proud of this guy]]
Slaughter Koorland, captain of the Daylight company of the [[Imperial Fists]] was one of the major characters involved in the [[The War of The Beast]] and, for some time the last Imperial Fist, as you may imagine, this guy is a total badass and you should go read the series.

Just imagine for a moment the situation he has get stuck in, he and his brothers are deployed in chapter strength to eradicate a verminous xenos infestation in a backwater planet so the High Lords could feel good about Segmentum Solar being quite safe an all, then suddenly, the world he is in starts breaking apart and up in the sky a huge Attack Moon appears, this is an entire planet looted by the orks working as a portal to unload unending waves of greenskins.

After some epic fighting he manages to get teleported into orbit just to find out the imperial fleet has been smashed by the orks. He endures in a radioactive piece of floating junk until he gets rescued by a half-wacky techpriest by the merest hint of luck and he is brought back from the brink of death to discover he is the last Imperial Fist.

Ladies in gentlemen, what does our hero do?

[[Horus|Instead of falling to despair]] [[Abaddon|and joining Chaos like certain failures did at the first sight of problems]] Koorland mans up and activates The Last Wall, a protocol long ago established by [[Rogal Dorn]] himself to restore the Imperial Fists in legion strength (Problem [[Roboute Guilliman|Gorillaman]]?) to save Terra from a direct threat. This man, a mere Space Marine captain, manages to put in line chapter masters, comes back to Terra with thousands of Astartes unified under his command, disables an Attack Moon hanging over the Imperium's Throneworld, and then takes command of the Imperium at gunpoint, managing to make the High Lords of Terra slightly less incompetent and meanwhile stop the Adeptus Mechanicus from seceding.

The new Lord Commander of the Imperium goes to find [[Vulkan]] as he knows he needs a Primarch to beat the orks back (humble yet rational, if you think about it), Koorland finds him and convinces him to assault Ullanor at the head of a combined imperial force, sadly the imperials are defeated and have to pull back, but Koorland doesn't give up and comes back for a second round, but before that he executes a traitor Ecclesiarch as [[That Guy]] was asking [[Extra Heresy|to capitulate to the orks and start worshiping them.]]

Sans-Primarch but with some Sisters of Silence and The newly created [[Deathwatch]] (yes, this guy created the Deathwatch, how cool is that?) he and an elite crack army storms Ullanor a second time.

Despite the odds, Koorland manages to kill The Beast, only to find to everyone's horror, there are other 5 Beasts, and dies while facing the second one, still, he is totally worth the praise, and his followers kept going, his story shows why the Imperium has endured despite all the incompetence, infighting and external threats.
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[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Space Marines]]

Slaughter Koorland

2016-10-07T02:22:26Z

2600:1012:B047:A00C:5513:4426:1E51:CCDE:

[[File:Iamslaughter.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Dorn would be proud of this guy]]
Slaughter Koorland, captain of the Daylight company of the [[Imperial Fists]] was one of the major characters involved in the [[The War of The Beast]] and, for some time the last Imperial Fist, as you may imagine, this guy is a total badass and you should go read the series.

Just imagine for a moment the situation he has get stuck in, he and his brothers are deployed in chapter strength to eradicate a verminous xenos infestation in a backwater planet so the High Lords could feel good about Segmentum Solar being quite safe an all, then suddenly, the world he is in starts breaking apart and up in the sky a huge Attack Moon appears, this is an entire planet looted by the orks working as a portal to unload unending waves of greenskins.

After some epic fighting he manages to get teleported into orbit just to find out the imperial fleet has been smashed by the orks. He endures in a radioactive piece of floating junk until he gets rescued by a half-wacky techpriest by the merest hint of luck and he is brought back from the brink of death to discover he is the last Imperial Fist.

Ladies in gentlemen, what does our hero do?

[[Horus|Instead of falling to despair]] [[Abaddon|and joining Chaos like certain failures did at the first sight of problems]] Koorland mans up and activates The Last Wall, a protocol long ago established by [[Rogal Dorn]] himself to restore the Imperial Fists in legion strength (Problem [[Roboute Guilliman|Gorillaman]]?) to save Terra from a direct threat, this man, a mere Space Marine captain, manages to put in line chapter masters, comes back to Terra with thousands of Astartes unified under his command, disables an Attack Moon hanging over the Imperium's Throneworld, and then takes command of the Imperium at gunpoint, managing to make the High Lords of Terra slightly less incompetent and while stop Adeptus Mechanicus from secessioning.

The new Lord Commander of the Imperium goes to find [[Vulkan]] as he knows he needs a Primarch to beat the orks back (humble yet rational, if you think about it), Koorland finds him and convinces him to assault Ullanor at the head of a combined imperial force, sadly the imperials are defeated and have to pull back, but Koorland doesn't give up and comes back for a second round, but before that he executes a traitor Ecclesiarch as [[That Guy]] was asking [[Extra Heresy|to capitulate to the orks and start worshiping them.]]

Sans-Primarch but with some Sisters of Silence and The newly created [[Deathwatch]] (yes, this guy created the Deathwatch, how cool is that?) he and an elite crack army storms Ullanor a second time.

Despite the odds, Koorland manages to kill The Beast, only to find to everyone's horror, there are other 5 Beasts, and dies while facing the second one, still, he is totally worth the praise, and his followers kept going, his story shows why the Imperium has endured despite all the incompetence, infighting and externals treats.
{{Marines-Characters}}
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Space Marines]]

Octarius War

2016-10-07T01:27:40Z

2600:1012:B047:A00C:5513:4426:1E51:CCDE:

[[File:Orks vs. Tyranids.png|250px|thumb|right|It's this. And it's happening 24/7 in the Octarius system.]]

The '''Octarius War''' is the most hilarious and [[fail]] venture the [[Imperium of Man]] has ever made. And believe us, that is no small feat.

The [[Imperial Guard]] were having their asses handed to them by the [[Orks]] on the planet Ghorala in the Octarius system. Former [[Lord Inquisitor]] [[Kryptman]], leading expert on the [[Tyranids]] and prolific bastard, decided that the best solution would be to sic a recently captured swarm of Tyranids on the Orks, let the two fight it out, and mop up the remaining survivors with the IG. The obvious flaw in his plan of course is that both Nids and Orks thrive on war, being unintentional experts at biological warfare, meaning the survivor would emerge much stronger than ever before, (though hopefully if the Tyranids win they will be over-specialized ork killers and be weak to other threats and fighting style). The conflict has currently devolved into a massive meat grinder, where neither side has no clear sight of winning, and both races are fucking loving it.

This tale is notable for being one of the few bits of fluff in the Nid 'dex where they don't get their arses handed to them by [[Tau|space communists]], [[Eldar|space elves]] or [[Ultramarines|fucking smurfs]]

Never mind on the Eldar part, they're currently trying to clean up Kryptman's mess by bio-purging the front line and worlds around it. Unfortunately, they missed the Overfiend of Octarius, who just managed to [[Looted|loot]] an Avatar of Khaine...fucccckkkkk.

Oh, and [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull]] himself is on his way there too so he can call up more boyz for Da Great WAAAAGH!!!! Score one for the Orks, it looks like
[[Category:Orks]]
[[Category:Tyranid]]
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]

Octarius War

2016-10-07T01:26:55Z

2600:1012:B047:A00C:5513:4426:1E51:CCDE:

[[File:Orks vs. Tyranids.png|250px|thumb|right|It's this. And it's happening 24/7 in the Octarius system.]]

The '''Octarius War''' is the most hilarious and [[fail]] venture the [[Imperium of Man]] has ever made. And believe us, that is no small feat.

The [[Imperial Guard]] were having their asses handed to them by the [[Orks]] on the planet Ghorala in the Octarius system. Former [[Lord Inquisitor]] [[Kryptman]], leading expert on the [[Tyranids]] and prolific bastard, decided that the best solution would be to sic a recently captured swarm of Tyranids on the Orks, let the two fight it out, and mop up the remaining survivors with the IG. The obvious flaw in his plan of course is that both Nids and Orks thrive on war, being unintentional experts at biological warfare, meaning the survivor would emerge much stronger than ever before, (though hopefully if the Tyranids win they be over-specialized ork killers and be weak to other threats and fighting style). The conflict has currently devolved into a massive meat grinder, where neither side has no clear sight of winning, and both races are fucking loving it.

This tale is notable for being one of the few bits of fluff in the Nid 'dex where they don't get their arses handed to them by [[Tau|space communists]], [[Eldar|space elves]] or [[Ultramarines|fucking smurfs]]

Never mind on the Eldar part, they're currently trying to clean up Kryptman's mess by bio-purging the front line and worlds around it. Unfortunately, they missed the Overfiend of Octarius, who just managed to [[Looted|loot]] an Avatar of Khaine...fucccckkkkk.

Oh, and [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull]] himself is on his way there too so he can call up more boyz for Da Great WAAAAGH!!!! Score one for the Orks, it looks like
[[Category:Orks]]
[[Category:Tyranid]]
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]