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Telemon Heavy Dreadnought

2017-05-28T00:11:32Z

2601:147:4200:6280:1C91:DDC1:3004:B10F:

[[File:LegioCustodes‘Heavy-Dreadnought’.jpg|300px|left|thumb|A Dreadnought so huge you will mistake it for a Knight.]]
[[File:Telemon-Heavy-Dreadnought2.jpg|260px|right|thumb|One day the Emperor thought: "How am I going to stop some big mean Xenos abomination from tearing my Golden BFF's a new asshole? [[Dakka|The answer, use a gun. And if that don't work use more gun.]]]]

The [[Adeptus Custodes]] Telemon Heavy Dreadnought is a heavy duty variant of the normal [[Custodes Contemptor-Galatus Dreadnought]]. Essentially, the Custodians felt a bit left out in the Super-heavy walker department. The [[Eldar|Elfdar]] has one of the most ridiculously broken [[Wraithknight|walkers in 7th Edition]], the [[Tau|Weeaboos]] have their annoying [[Battlesuit#KX139 Ta'Unar Supremacy Armour|Supremacy Armour]] to reenact Gundam, the [[Orks]] still get to play around with their [[Gorkanaut|twin]] [[Morkanaut|walkers]] which prevents them from being shitcanned into irrelevancy like the [[Nids]], the [[Grey Knights]] was still able to keep their [[Dreadknight|infamous baby carriers]] whilst the rest of the [[Imperium of Man|Imperium]] gets to roleplay in medieval dress ups in the form of the [[Imperial Knight]].

The [[Emprah]] in all his infinite wisdom said to himself, "I can't let my golden bros be left out! They need to be better in every way!" Thus, the Heavy Dreadnought was born. A walker so ridiculously large and bulky that some have mistaken it for a Imperial Knight. No [[Dreadnought]] even came close to the sheer size and firepower this thing brings on the battlefield. The Heavy Dreadnought is used as a Super-heavy fire support weapons platform that can perform a number of various roles on the battlefield. It can act as a close combat wrecking ball with its two oversized Powerfists with an in-built wrist-mounted Storm bolters, Infernus incinerators or Adrathic destructors. Or it can perform as a dedicated tank hunter by swapping one of its arms with a twin-linked Gatling-Lascannon Array ([[Awesome|Yep, this thing has a giant gatling gun that uses Lascannons as its barrels]]). All of them has an oversized Cyclone Missile Launcher for when you want to soften up resistance and flatten the landscape. Subtlety and modesty is often the first victim when these golden Goliaths start walking over the battlefield.

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File:Blogger-image-102984383.jpg|For when a Contemptor-Galatus Dreadnought just isn't enough!
</gallery>

{{Custodes}}

Telemon Heavy Dreadnought

2017-05-27T21:44:37Z

2601:147:4200:6280:1C91:DDC1:3004:B10F: better meme

[[File:LegioCustodes‘Heavy-Dreadnought’.jpg|300px|left|thumb|A Dreadnought so huge you will mistake it for a Knight.]]
[[File:Telemon-Heavy-Dreadnought2.jpg|260px|right|thumb|One day the Emperor thought: "How am I going to stop some big mean Xenos abomination from tearing my Golden BFF's a new asshole? [[Dakka|The answer use a gun. And if that don't work use more gun.]]]]

The [[Adeptus Custodes]] Telemon Heavy Dreadnought is a heavy duty variant of the normal [[Custodes Contemptor-Galatus Dreadnought]]. Essentially, the Custodians felt a bit left out in the Super-heavy walker department. The [[Eldar|Elfdar]] has one of the most ridiculously broken [[Wraithknight|walkers in 7th Edition]], the [[Tau|Weeaboos]] have their annoying [[Battlesuit#KX139 Ta'Unar Supremacy Armour|Supremacy Armour]] to reenact Gundam, the [[Orks]] still get to play around with their [[Gorkanaut|twin]] [[Morkanaut|walkers]] which prevents them from being shitcanned into irrelevancy like the [[Nids]], the [[Grey Knights]] was still able to keep their [[Dreadknight|infamous baby carriers]] whilst the rest of the [[Imperium of Man|Imperium]] gets to roleplay in medieval dress ups in the form of the [[Imperial Knight]].

The [[Emprah]] in all his infinite wisdom said to himself, "I can't let my golden bros be left out! They need to be better in every way!" Thus, the Heavy Dreadnought was born. A walker so ridiculously large and bulky that some have mistaken it for a Imperial Knight. No [[Dreadnought]] even came close to the sheer size and firepower this thing brings on the battlefield. The Heavy Dreadnought is used as a Super-heavy fire support weapons platform that can perform a number of various roles on the battlefield. It can act as a close combat wrecking ball with its two oversized Powerfists with an in-built wrist-mounted Storm bolters, Infernus incinerators or Adrathic destructors. Or it can perform as a dedicated tank hunter by swapping one of its arms with a twin-linked Gatling-Lascannon Array ([[Awesome|Yep, this thing has a giant gatling gun that uses Lascannons as its barrels]]). All of them has an oversized Cyclone Missile Launcher for when you want to soften up resistance and flatten the landscape. Subtlety and modesty is often the first victim when these golden Goliaths start walking over the battlefield.

<gallery>
File:Blogger-image-102984383.jpg|For when a Contemptor-Galatus Dreadnought just isn't enough!
</gallery>

{{Custodes}}