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Lolipope

2020-12-17T05:13:16Z

2601:203:480:4C60:F057:D4B2:8F5D:8424:

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{{sick|She is lolicon bait}}
'''Jaela Daran''' is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the [[Silver Flame]] in the [[Eberron]] campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much mixture of the pope of the Roman Catholic Church and the Dalai Llama of Tibetan Buddhism.

She is also [[Loli|eleven years old]]. With a natural [[Charisma]] of 15.

Yes, Eberron's infamous '''Lolipope''' (aka Jaelbait) plays to many a fa/tg/uy's fetishes with her [[DFC|Delicious flat chest]], delicious chocolate skin, delicious bare feet, delicious white stripe in her black hair, "slim shoulders," and authority over a holy empire. WotC writers working on Eberron splatbooks will protest "no-no! she's not like that at all!" Suuuuuuuure, just like [[Elminster]] isn't Ed Greenwood's self-insert character when he's simultaneously fucking his albino adopted daughter and the goddess of magic and rad-boobs.

She assumed power when she was six years old. Jaela helped guide Thrane through the peace talks after The Last War and has developed into a caring and forceful leader despite her young age. It isn’t unusual for a Keeper so young to be selected, but it hasn’t happened since the nation denied its king and became a theocracy. She also has a one-of-a-kind pet rancor (the fluff calls it a [[dragonhound]], but let's face it it's a fucking six-legged rancor) named '''Skarajoven''' who acts cuddly and plays fetch like a golden retriever, that is unless it senses a threat to the Keeper of the Flame at which point the VTEC kicks in and it kills the shit out of whatever looked at Jaela funny, which is not at all like a golden retriever.

Note that she's several times as powerful within the confines of the Silver Flame's Vatican-equivalent than she is outside (18th level vs 3rd in the 3.5e book). Make of that what you will, potential pope-nappers. The Wizards interviews assert that this is so there is always at least one NPC who can cast all Cleric spells since players won't encounter many high-level divine casters in Eberron.

She's a good, capable person working to make the world and her religion better in good faith. Unfortunately, she is not necessarily surrounded by good and/or capable advisors, and many of her "allies" are not working towards her goals.

Whether the Lolipope likes [[wikipedia:Lollipops|lollipops]] or the song [[wikipedia:Lollipop_(1958_song)|of the same name]] is a riddle for the ages, one presumes.

==Gallery==
(Note: Except for the Skarajoven picture, all of this is fan art because for some reason she's the only head of state in the Five Nations to not have an official portrait.)
<gallery>
Image:Jaela_Daran.png
Image:SKARAVOJEN.png|Skarajoven.
Image:Jaela_screencap.jpg
Image:Jaela_cropped.png
Image:Jaela.jpg
</gallery>

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Mary Sue]][[Category:Eberron]]

Lolipope

2020-12-17T04:54:12Z

2601:203:480:4C60:F057:D4B2:8F5D:8424:

{{dnd-stub}}
{{sick}}
'''Jaela Daran''' is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the [[Silver Flame]] in the [[Eberron]] campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much mixture of the pope of the Roman Catholic Church and the Dalai Llama of Tibetan Buddhism.

She is also [[Loli|eleven years old]]. With a natural [[Charisma]] of 15.

Yes, Eberron's infamous '''Lolipope''' (aka Jaelbait) plays to many a fa/tg/uy's fetishes with her [[DFC|Delicious flat chest]], delicious chocolate skin, delicious bare feet, delicious white stripe in her black hair, "slim shoulders," and authority over a holy empire. WotC writers working on Eberron splatbooks will protest "no-no! she's not like that at all!" Suuuuuuuure, just like [[Elminster]] isn't Ed Greenwood's self-insert character when he's simultaneously fucking his albino adopted daughter and the goddess of magic and rad-boobs.

She assumed power when she was six years old. Jaela helped guide Thrane through the peace talks after The Last War and has developed into a caring and forceful leader despite her young age. It isn’t unusual for a Keeper so young to be selected, but it hasn’t happened since the nation denied its king and became a theocracy. She also has a one-of-a-kind pet rancor (the fluff calls it a [[dragonhound]], but let's face it it's a fucking six-legged rancor) named '''Skarajoven''' who acts cuddly and plays fetch like a golden retriever, that is unless it senses a threat to the Keeper of the Flame at which point the VTEC kicks in and it kills the shit out of whatever looked at Jaela funny, which is not at all like a golden retriever.

Note that she's several times as powerful within the confines of the Silver Flame's Vatican-equivalent than she is outside (18th level vs 3rd in the 3.5e book). Make of that what you will, potential pope-nappers. The Wizards interviews assert that this is so there is always at least one NPC who can cast all Cleric spells since players won't encounter many high-level divine casters in Eberron.

She's a good, capable person working to make the world and her religion better in good faith. Unfortunately, she is not necessarily surrounded by good and/or capable advisors, and many of her "allies" are not working towards her goals.

Whether the Lolipope likes [[wikipedia:Lollipops|lollipops]] or the song [[wikipedia:Lollipop_(1958_song)|of the same name]] is a riddle for the ages, one presumes.

==Gallery==
(Note: Except for the Skarajoven picture, all of this is fan art because for some reason she's the only head of state in the Five Nations to not have an official portrait.)
<gallery>
Image:Jaela_Daran.png
Image:SKARAVOJEN.png|Skarajoven.
Image:Jaela_screencap.jpg
Image:Jaela_cropped.png
Image:Jaela.jpg
</gallery>

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Mary Sue]][[Category:Eberron]]

Lolipope

2020-12-17T04:53:38Z

2601:203:480:4C60:F057:D4B2:8F5D:8424: Actually I take that back. I didn't read the whole thing.

{{dnd-stub}}

'''Jaela Daran''' is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the [[Silver Flame]] in the [[Eberron]] campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much mixture of the pope of the Roman Catholic Church and the Dalai Llama of Tibetan Buddhism.

She is also [[Loli|eleven years old]]. With a natural [[Charisma]] of 15.

Yes, Eberron's infamous '''Lolipope''' (aka Jaelbait) plays to many a fa/tg/uy's fetishes with her [[DFC|Delicious flat chest]], delicious chocolate skin, delicious bare feet, delicious white stripe in her black hair, "slim shoulders," and authority over a holy empire. WotC writers working on Eberron splatbooks will protest "no-no! she's not like that at all!" Suuuuuuuure, just like [[Elminster]] isn't Ed Greenwood's self-insert character when he's simultaneously fucking his albino adopted daughter and the goddess of magic and rad-boobs.

She assumed power when she was six years old. Jaela helped guide Thrane through the peace talks after The Last War and has developed into a caring and forceful leader despite her young age. It isn’t unusual for a Keeper so young to be selected, but it hasn’t happened since the nation denied its king and became a theocracy. She also has a one-of-a-kind pet rancor (the fluff calls it a [[dragonhound]], but let's face it it's a fucking six-legged rancor) named '''Skarajoven''' who acts cuddly and plays fetch like a golden retriever, that is unless it senses a threat to the Keeper of the Flame at which point the VTEC kicks in and it kills the shit out of whatever looked at Jaela funny, which is not at all like a golden retriever.

Note that she's several times as powerful within the confines of the Silver Flame's Vatican-equivalent than she is outside (18th level vs 3rd in the 3.5e book). Make of that what you will, potential pope-nappers. The Wizards interviews assert that this is so there is always at least one NPC who can cast all Cleric spells since players won't encounter many high-level divine casters in Eberron.

She's a good, capable person working to make the world and her religion better in good faith. Unfortunately, she is not necessarily surrounded by good and/or capable advisors, and many of her "allies" are not working towards her goals.

Whether the Lolipope likes [[wikipedia:Lollipops|lollipops]] or the song [[wikipedia:Lollipop_(1958_song)|of the same name]] is a riddle for the ages, one presumes.

==Gallery==
(Note: Except for the Skarajoven picture, all of this is fan art because for some reason she's the only head of state in the Five Nations to not have an official portrait.)
<gallery>
Image:Jaela_Daran.png
Image:SKARAVOJEN.png|Skarajoven.
Image:Jaela_screencap.jpg
Image:Jaela_cropped.png
Image:Jaela.jpg
</gallery>

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Mary Sue]][[Category:Eberron]]

Lolipope

2020-12-17T04:52:05Z

2601:203:480:4C60:F057:D4B2:8F5D:8424: There's nothing on this page that is sexualized that I can see.

{{dnd-stub}}
'''Jaela Daran''' is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the [[Silver Flame]] in the [[Eberron]] campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much mixture of the pope of the Roman Catholic Church and the Dalai Llama of Tibetan Buddhism.

She is also [[Loli|eleven years old]]. With a natural [[Charisma]] of 15.

Yes, Eberron's infamous '''Lolipope''' (aka Jaelbait) plays to many a fa/tg/uy's fetishes with her [[DFC|Delicious flat chest]], delicious chocolate skin, delicious bare feet, delicious white stripe in her black hair, "slim shoulders," and authority over a holy empire. WotC writers working on Eberron splatbooks will protest "no-no! she's not like that at all!" Suuuuuuuure, just like [[Elminster]] isn't Ed Greenwood's self-insert character when he's simultaneously fucking his albino adopted daughter and the goddess of magic and rad-boobs.

She assumed power when she was six years old. Jaela helped guide Thrane through the peace talks after The Last War and has developed into a caring and forceful leader despite her young age. It isn’t unusual for a Keeper so young to be selected, but it hasn’t happened since the nation denied its king and became a theocracy. She also has a one-of-a-kind pet rancor (the fluff calls it a [[dragonhound]], but let's face it it's a fucking six-legged rancor) named '''Skarajoven''' who acts cuddly and plays fetch like a golden retriever, that is unless it senses a threat to the Keeper of the Flame at which point the VTEC kicks in and it kills the shit out of whatever looked at Jaela funny, which is not at all like a golden retriever.

Note that she's several times as powerful within the confines of the Silver Flame's Vatican-equivalent than she is outside (18th level vs 3rd in the 3.5e book). Make of that what you will, potential pope-nappers. The Wizards interviews assert that this is so there is always at least one NPC who can cast all Cleric spells since players won't encounter many high-level divine casters in Eberron.

She's a good, capable person working to make the world and her religion better in good faith. Unfortunately, she is not necessarily surrounded by good and/or capable advisors, and many of her "allies" are not working towards her goals.

Whether the Lolipope likes [[wikipedia:Lollipops|lollipops]] or the song [[wikipedia:Lollipop_(1958_song)|of the same name]] is a riddle for the ages, one presumes.

==Gallery==
(Note: Except for the Skarajoven picture, all of this is fan art because for some reason she's the only head of state in the Five Nations to not have an official portrait.)
<gallery>
Image:Jaela_Daran.png
Image:SKARAVOJEN.png|Skarajoven.
Image:Jaela_screencap.jpg
Image:Jaela_cropped.png
Image:Jaela.jpg
</gallery>

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Mary Sue]][[Category:Eberron]]

Lolipope

2020-12-17T04:40:11Z

2601:203:480:4C60:F057:D4B2:8F5D:8424: There is nothing sick on this page.

{{dnd-stub}}
'''Jaela Daran''' is the highest-level cleric and pontiff-in-training for the order of the [[Silver Flame]] in the [[Eberron]] campaign setting. She is humble, modest, dresses in grey or black muted clothes, walks barefoot, and keeps her hair short (a lock of her hair is prematurely silver, a mark of the Silver Flame). She's pretty much mixture of the pope of the Roman Catholic Church and the Dalai Llama of Tibetan Buddhism.

She is also [[Loli|eleven years old]]. With a natural [[Charisma]] of 15.

Yes, Eberron's infamous '''Lolipope''' (aka Jaelbait) plays to many a fa/tg/uy's fetishes with her [[DFC|Delicious flat chest]], delicious chocolate skin, delicious bare feet, delicious white stripe in her black hair, "slim shoulders," and authority over a holy empire. WotC writers working on Eberron splatbooks will protest "no-no! she's not like that at all!" Suuuuuuuure, just like [[Elminster]] isn't Ed Greenwood's self-insert character when he's simultaneously fucking his albino adopted daughter and the goddess of magic and rad-boobs.

She assumed power when she was six years old. Jaela helped guide Thrane through the peace talks after The Last War and has developed into a caring and forceful leader despite her young age. It isn’t unusual for a Keeper so young to be selected, but it hasn’t happened since the nation denied its king and became a theocracy. She also has a one-of-a-kind pet rancor (the fluff calls it a [[dragonhound]], but let's face it it's a fucking six-legged rancor) named '''Skarajoven''' who acts cuddly and plays fetch like a golden retriever, that is unless it senses a threat to the Keeper of the Flame at which point the VTEC kicks in and it kills the shit out of whatever looked at Jaela funny, which is not at all like a golden retriever.

Note that she's several times as powerful within the confines of the Silver Flame's Vatican-equivalent than she is outside (18th level vs 3rd in the 3.5e book). Make of that what you will, potential pope-nappers. The Wizards interviews assert that this is so there is always at least one NPC who can cast all Cleric spells since players won't encounter many high-level divine casters in Eberron.

She's a good, capable person working to make the world and her religion better in good faith. Unfortunately, she is not necessarily surrounded by good and/or capable advisors, and many of her "allies" are not working towards her goals.

Whether the Lolipope likes [[wikipedia:Lollipops|lollipops]] or the song [[wikipedia:Lollipop_(1958_song)|of the same name]] is a riddle for the ages, one presumes.

==Gallery==
(Note: Except for the Skarajoven picture, all of this is fan art because for some reason she's the only head of state in the Five Nations to not have an official portrait.)
<gallery>
Image:Jaela_Daran.png
Image:SKARAVOJEN.png|Skarajoven.
Image:Jaela_screencap.jpg
Image:Jaela_cropped.png
Image:Jaela.jpg
</gallery>

[[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]][[Category:Mary Sue]][[Category:Eberron]]

Lolipope

2020-12-17T04:30:21Z

2601:203:480:4C60:F057:D4B2:8F5D:8424: Undo revision 729750 by HussarZwei (talk)

Loli Daemonette

2020-12-17T04:12:34Z

2601:203:480:4C60:F057:D4B2:8F5D:8424: /* Gallery (of Slaaneshi Loli D) */

{{editwar}}
{{heresy}}
{{sick}}
[[Image:Loli D.png|thumb|right]]'''Loli Daemonette''', commonly shortened to '''Loli D.''', is the name given to a [[Slaanesh]]i [[daemonette]]. Who is a [[loli]]. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.

The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other [[Chaos Gods]], but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemoettes in a prepubescent female shape. Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem 16-18 years old, either because Papa Nurgle would rather not encourage paedophilia among his followers, or because he can't tell the difference between prepubescent children and blobs of embryo and placenta.
:''Pfft, now that [[Malal]] is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though.

==Gallery (of Slaaneshi Loli D)==
<center><gallery>
Image:Loli-daemonette_(14).png
Image:Loli D Commissar.png|Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
Image:1197602511621.jpg|lucky loli stars
Image:1190309886953.jpg|Loli D and her boyfriend [[Kharn]]
Image:Loli-demon1.jpg
Image:Loli-demon2.jpg
Image:Loli-demon3.jpg
Image:Loli-demon4.jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).png|She does look good in it though.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(1).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(6).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(8).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(9).jpg|Yeah. She told me that too. But did cops believe it? Nope.
<nowiki>Image:Loli-daemonette(25).png</nowiki>
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png
Image:Arrowsuit.jpg|Tzeentch changed the loli to see what she'd look like as an adult. Sad Khârn is sad.
</gallery></center>

==Gallery for the other Chaos Gods==
<center><gallery>
Image:Loli-daemonette_(17).jpg|Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
Image:khornette2.png
Image:khornette3.png
Image:Khornette.jpg

Image:Khornette_mounted.jpg|"Can I borrow the car, dad?"
Image:Loli-daemonette_(16).png|"St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
Image:Loli-daemonette_(13).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(15).jpg|Pedos are so easy to manipulate.

Image:Loli-daemonette_(12).jpg|working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
Image:Loli-daemonette_(4).png|She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(5).jpg

Image:Loli-daemonette_18.png|Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt
Image:LoliTzeenette.png
Image:Malalette.png|The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... oldest? What's this hag doing here!?
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926376761650936 NSFW Art]

[[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Daemons]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Loli]]