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In /tg/, when you die there are no angels, or tunnels with light, or perky goth chicks who won't bang you but you totally still imagine they will...<br><br />
There is only Death, with a tight schedule.<br><br />
And there is also the bag. ]]<br />
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<p>'''The Bag''' is where we all go when we die. What started as a thread about silly takes on the Grim Reaper evolved into the ultimate subversion of all Grim Reaper tropes: a pointlessly antagonistic, harried salaryman with nary a shred of dignity or ostentation. He carries with him an ordinary bag, sometimes envisioned as an ordinary household trashbag, a burlap sack, or the adventurer's Bag of Holding; and he wants you to get inside quick-like.<br />
<p>Seeing as people can be a bit sentimental about where their loved ones end up when they die, mentioning the bag is one of the easiest and most surefire [[troll|trolling]] strategies. <br />
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==The Bag==<br />
[[Image:Bag_of_Devouring.jpg|200px|thumb|left|I'll tell you this. This [[Dungeons and Dragons|bag]] is pretty much instant death (unless you have a miracle, true resurrection spell or anything like that). Even Trolls wouldn't use that thing...or would they?]]<br />
* YOU NEED TO GET FUCKING IN IT.<br />
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* BLUH BLUH BLUH, YOUR FAMILY DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS - NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.<br />
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* WELL SIR IT APPEARS THAT YOU DIED OF A CASE OF GETTING IN THE FUCKING BAG RIGHT NOW!<br />
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* YEAH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS REALLY BUSY NOT HEARING YOUR MESSAGES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET IN THE FUCKING BAG LADY.<br />
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<div>[[Image:Bag_of_Devouring.jpg|200px|thumb|left|I'll tell you this. This [[Dungeons and Dragons|bag]] is pretty much instant death (unless you have a miracle, true resurrection spell or anything like that). Even Trolls wouldn't use that thing...or would they?]]<br />
In /tg/, when you die, there are no angels, or tunnel with light, or perky goth chick who won't bang you but you will totally still imagine it.<br />
<br />
There is only Death, with a tight schedule.<br />
<br />
And there is also the bag. <br />
<br />
Mentioning the bag is one of the easiest and most surefire [[troll|trolling]] strategies. <br />
<br />
==The Bag==<br />
YOU NEED TO GET FUCKING IN IT.<br />
<br />
BLUH BLUH BLUH, YOUR FAMILY DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS - NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.<br />
<br />
WELL SIR IT APPEARS THAT YOU DIED OF A CASE OF GETTING IN THE FUCKING BAG RIGHT NOW!<br />
<br />
YEAH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS REALLY BUSY NOT HEARING YOUR MESSAGES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET IN THE FUCKING BAG LADY.<br />
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