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Racial Holy War

2023-01-25T16:48:23Z

2601:41:C77F:9B60:1CD:6514:EDD3:1BEB: /* The Creativity Movement */

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{{sick|One of the few games that is arguably worse than FATAL.}}
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[[Image:RHW.jpg|thumb|right|For those whose Klansman's Hoods are on backward (and also [[/pol/]]). Notice that the author didn't even bother to hide the fact that the cover is just a crappy edit of the DVD cover for ''The Hills Have Eyes''- and apparently he didn't realize the guy on the cover is one of the mutants that would be first against the wall in an actual Nazi regime.]]
{{topquote|I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise!|Nostalgia Critic (regarding the Garbage Pail Kids movie, but it works here too)}}

Saying that this game should be burned at the stake is an insult to firewood. Defecating on this game would be an insult to the fecal matter. Veterans of [[1d4chan]] and [[/tg/]] in general will notice that when we tend to review and, more commonly, openly make fun of shitty RPGs, we still tend to discuss what positive features they have, if any; for example, [[Ironclaw]] may be sort of [[fail]], but it works fine once [[Ironclaw/Furless|the furries are removed from the setting]].

Conversely, you have settings that have few directly appreciable features, but are so eminently mockable that one can't help but get a chuckle out of it. [[Poison'd]] and references to Esophagus-fucking may be a great example of this phenomenon, though the ur-example and [[TVTropes|trope codifier]] remains [[FATAL]], which (for all of its hideously broken design) is a fucking singularity of humor that allows for borderline-infinite mockery (especially the second edition, where the racist/sexist jokes are toned down to reasonable levels). [[Anal circumference]] alone has led to countless lulz on /tg/ and beyond.

And then you have '''Racial Holy War''', also known as '''RaHoWa''', which has ''none'' of these redeeming features.

It is below contempt, even if you're not racially/ethnically sensitive or even approve of racism altogether. It is not an RPG you can really make fun of for laughs because of its complete idiocy - everything about it is just devoid of humor. Whilst FATAL may be completely defunct mechanically, it can at least get a laugh out of someone for ''being'' that broken and having ideas ''that'' stupid and actually ''having'' all its necessary mechanics; it's like a shitty movie being MST3K'd, where it going below "so bad it's good" and down to "straight-up terrible" can be mocked for amusement.

This... thing doesn't even have that. [[EPIC FAIL|Out-doing FATAL in badness is an achievement in and of itself]], but RaHoWa takes it to the nth degree.

Putting it simply: RaHoWa is a White Supremacist RPG, an RPG that is made by - and for - the sort of people who cherry-picked the worst of [[Nazi|Hitler]]'s short-lived pants on head retarded ideals, and still buy into the whole concept of "Whites are the best because we're white and our god told us we are", [[Derp|which you will not find anywhere in the Bible]]. It's a ridiculous attempt to lionize this belief as a form of propaganda - in RPG format, of course - and as demonstrated below, it pretty much fails at even that. Its concept and setting are beyond /tg/'s ability to make ostensibly humorous via mockery. It is broken ruleset-wise - because of course it is - but the fact that it adds a dimension of glorifying a mindset that is all too happy to grab humanitarian ideals by their proverbial ankles and drag them, screaming to the Lovecraftian depths is what pushes it over the pale.

Seriously, this game goes ''out the back end'' of cringe-territory and into the realm of shocked, solemn silence. FATAL, for all its many failings, has humour in its shock value; RaHoWa has none of that. It is in that EXACT location where it's legitimately unfun to play and offensive in a non-entertaining fashion - [[Fail|since it doesn't even ''have'' rules at all]], impressively outdoing [[MYFAROG|three of]] [[VTNL|the worst]] [[FATAL|RPGs ever]] to squarely sit in the bottom of the shit pile. It's ''almost'' too stupid to be offensive, ''almost'' too pathetic to hate, and ''far'' too disgusting to pity.

==Premise==
The synopsis of RaHoWa is that in the not-so-distant future, the world is on the edge of collapse, and it's all the doing of the evil non-white races and their insidious Jewish masterminds, having reduced the "superior" white race to a downtrodden minority. Fortunately for the world (but not for our sanity), a team of brave <strike>Klansmen</strike> White Warriors emerges in the hopes of "cleansing the world of all the vermin". Yes, this is an actual quote from the game.

Throw in such great missions as "destroying a drug cartel run by awful [[What|latrinos]]," and you have a strong case for this being the only RPG in history that makes FATAL look slightly better by comparison; that's right. Yes, folks, the bar has once again been lowered with the force of <strike>a tactical nuke</strike> <strike>several tactical nukes</strike> every conceivable weapon that exists.

==Mechanics==
When you open with a premise of blind racial genocide on the premise of "muh racial superiority", the only direction you have to go is straight down, unless your game is saved by a relatively decent ruleset that can still be fun to use in some way, making it infamously memorable. Unfortunately for RaHoWa and fortunately for us, RaHoWa fails just as much at being an actual RPG. In fact, just classifying it as an RPG is a grave blasphemy to the legacy of the genre in general; even FATAL has a remotely functional dice system, inane and stupid as it is.

Character creation is a relatively boring affair, with a similar points-based attribute system to most RPGs - the problem is that what these attributes actually do is only mentioned in passing, if at all. From there, you choose a class and the skills of your choice, which include Clothesmaking (suggested uses for it include making swastika shirts), [[Video games]], and [[Ecclesiarchy|Holy Books of Creativity]], the latter of which involves "the study and enlightenment of the greatest books ever written - Nature’s Eternal Religion and The White Man’s Bible", which somehow manage to heal the White Warriors by "soothing and inspiring them". You can even heal yourself by giving yourself a speech!

For the combat part, you only have 3 generic weapons: a handgun, assault rifle, and shotgun. From here, you can pretty much see how downhill things go for combat: weapon selection is so god damn basic that there's no fun to be had in variety. But all this is nothing compared to the biggest problem of all that pretty much breaks the game in half - [[FAIL|weapons themselves have no rules or stats, and there's not even a rule that explains how to calculate a player's base accuracy]]. This makes it essentially unplayable, [[Derp|as there is no way to tell whether or not your attacks hit an enemy]]; because of this, you can only assume that your weapons are actually imaginary guns that you attempt to materialize by making gunshot sounds with your mouth and positioning your hands like you're holding a gun, which would explain more how you're unable to hit anything at all. While these specific issues were corrected in a later edition, it is by no means sufficient to salvage this noxious dumpster fire of a game.

Although the mental image of the last hope of the "White Empire" being completely incapable of fighting even the weakest enemies is certainly hilarious, it also makes it abundantly clear that the writers simply didn't care enough to even check if their game was complete before printing it out. One wonders if the authors involved with the creation of this game even played a single RPG before trying to make their own (most likely not since proper Tabletop RPG gaming requires quite a bit of critical thinking - something that the hate group and similar movements that spawned this shit detest, as it invites questions they can't or don't want to answer over obvious things).

==Enemies==
As one last bit of flaming stupidity, the game takes unnecessary pleasure in categorizing enemy NPCs into ethnic and racial stereotypes and naming them with racial slurs, each with their own special attack. It isn't even good if taken as a joke; it is completely devoid of any comedic material for even the most ethnically offensive comedian to use. [[Irony|It also makes whites the weakest race in the game]], since they are the only ones that don't get a special attack, with the only plausible excuse being that whites being a "master race" have no need for special attacks - whereas the other races need them to get an advantage over whites, who they supposedly can't beat in a straight-up "fair" fight. This ironically demolishes its own claims about whites being superior, because [[DERP|it doesn't give them an actual advantage over the other races, instead putting them at a constant disadvantage]]. The explanation for these special attacks also make it clear that the writer was more interested in pushing his racist worldviews than making the game playable. Incidentally, it also illustrates a key element of fascism as noted by author Umberto Eco: "The enemy" somehow manages to be both pathetically weak and an all-powerful menace depending on what the demagogue needs at any given time.

*Niggers: "Smelly, stupid creatures" which can reduce PCs' accuracy via their [[Luke|body odor]], which is ironic given the average [[neckbeard]] who never touched a girl is fouler. Moreover, because of the aforementioned lack of any way to calculate accuracy, it's essentially devoid of function.
*Latrinos: "Lazy and criminal vermin" with the ability to strike first in combat, because lol low-effort border crossing jokes. <s>Wait, if they're so lazy, why don't they attack ''last''?</s> Also, yes, the book consistently calls them [[Derp|"Latrinos"]]. The White Warriors must sound very masculine to use such an insult.
*Sand Niggers: "Scumbags" that have "declared the White Race as one of their many enemies in their 'Jihad' or holy war" which can try to blow themselves up to attack. This conveniently ignores that A) Islam is a religion, not a race and B) American Arabs have included a good number or Orthodox or Maronite immigrants from Lebanon, with Shakira being one of the more prominent examples.
*Gooks: "Timid, annoying, slanty-eyed pieces of excrement that so desperately wish they were White" (never heard of [[Weeaboo]]s, eh?) which can gain extra attacks in hand-to-hand combat from watching "fake martial arts movies", which makes you wonder how they would gain extra attacks if the movies are fake and ignores that most of the widely practiced martial arts of the 20th century onwards were invented by various Asian countries.
*Jews: "The worst and most evil parasites that the world has ever seen" who can bribe the PCs with [[Meme|jewgold]] to skip their turn, courtesy of the power of "brain pollution". Note that there are not even mechanics for you to gain the coveted "jewgold" once this happens, [[Lulz|so if you end up betraying big daddy Hitler's master race you don't even get anything for it.]]

==Creator==
Many neckbeards and fa/tg/irls may ask themselves: who the fuck created this mess?

The creator is a lesser-known (thank the [[Emperor]]) racist priest (not that that counts for much because his cult [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creativity_(religion)#Ministers| will ordain basically anyone who wants it]) of an obscure white supremacist cult calling itself the "Creativity Movement", which just ''happens'' to have the idea of a "Racial Holy War" as a part of its doctrines, and even uses the same abbreviation of "RaHoWa" for it (hence the ranting about the Holy Book of Creativity, their equivalent of the Bible). Said priest is a "game" creator and raving imbecile known as Reverend Kenneth Molyneux. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_Molyneux No relation to the ''other'' white supremacist Molyneux], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Molyneux or another Molyneux with game ideas that don't work].

His "works", if you can even call it that, consist of RaHoWa, a shitty blog, and his hilariously exaggerated to the point of vomit-inducement white supremacy fapfic known as [[Imperium of Man|"White Empire"]], which features a [[Mary Sue|Gary Stu self-insert]], wannabe Punisher, and Tom-Cruise-in-Top-Gun-ripoff known as "John Granger". Granger neutron bombs simple African villages, wasting enormous resources to blow up a bunch of tribals in loincloths. Then he loses a friend to a Jewish suicide bomber(???), tries to avenge him by infiltrating an underground race-mixing disco, and fails spectacularly: [[FAIL|even his Gary Stu insert fails to prevent more deaths and suddenly quits the intelligence agency he just was vetted and taken in a single mission]]. Then he joins the extermination of the Chinese in an Asian campaign and kills some Jewish nuclear combat engineers on the Asian side when the panic detonation fails due to some "Drakion energy field generator made by white science stopping any nuclear detonation in its vicinity". The story then ends abruptly as the next generation of children go around LARP'ing King Arthur's knights and the world celebrates victory. And the capital city of the empire is... Klassengrad. Yes, as in Russian; the author is naming the city after Ben Klassen (see below), who was a Ukrainian escapee from the mainly-Russian Red Terror. You know, someone who would not exactly be liked at ''all'' by 1940s Nazis, but we get ahead of ourselves here.

Oh, also men of the White Empire are [[Elf|vegan, eat fruits, raw vegetables and nuts]], [[Gay Purple Man|work out like fuck, admire each other's manly skills and muscles and assets]], while women are in the back as childmakers. Make of that what you will.

===The Creativity Movement===
Molyneux's cult is, if anything, at least as bonkers as Molyneux himself. Founded by Ukrainian immigrant and former Florida state legislator Ben Klassen as the Church of the Creator (later the World Church of the Creator), it distinguished itself from the average hate group by disavowing Christianity as [[Wat|being invented by the Jews to oppress white people]], and generally made a nuisance of itself in the small North Carolina town it established itself in. Following Klassen's suicide (to avoid a lawsuit brought on by the family of a black Gulf War veteran murdered by one of his followers) and several further lawsuits, the World Church of the Creator's new leader Matt Hale quickly got himself embroiled in a lawsuit with an actual church over the organization's name - [[Lulz|which it lost]].

In a stunning show of bad judgment, Hale then attempted to solicit the murder of the judge presiding over the lawsuit, only to be arrested when his chief of security was revealed to be an FBI informant, and sentenced to 40 years in the Florence, Colorado Supermax prison. Said prison is infamous for holding folks like the Unabomber, El Chapo Guzman, terrorists of all creeds, inmates who escape repeatedly, mob bosses, drug lords, serial killers, prisoners who murdered in prison, traitors against the United States, pedos, cult leaders, pedo cult leaders and assorted other worst of the worst for whom the 23-hour solitary confinement every day seems to be too light of a sentence. The feds had been keeping a close eye on him ever since one of his top subordinates went on a racially-motivated shooting rampage in 1999, and linked the group to several other murders and attempted bombings.

You might be wondering what the details of this religion they invented for themselves might be. Well, it's basically "White people are the most creative race, which somehow means that the others don't deserve to live". Yes, that's literally it. No gods, no metaphysics, no myths, no nothing. And yet they have the nerve to try and pass this singular idea off as a fully-fledged religion. Say what you will about Scientology, at least it has an actual fleshed-out dogma.

==So in Conclusion...==
Racial Holy War is a perfect example of something so terribly awful it can't even be used as an example of how ''not'' to do something. If you desperately want to lose friends, there is no sure faster way than presenting this to them and going on about what a great idea you think it is. About the only good thing to come out of it is some horrible jokes that it's about as close as one can get to a Pen-and-Paper version of [[/pol/]], and even that's debatable. While FATAL can at least be delivered to one's roleplay group as some sort of sadistic April Fools joke due to its inscrutable mechanics and depth of sexual depravity, Racial Holy War truly has ''no'' redeemable qualities whatsoever. Its only function is poorly written propaganda that ought to remain hidden somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle, with its unfunny racial stereotypes, broken mechanics and incomprehensible fluff accessible only by those too stupid and hateful to live.

TL;DR - A nutty game made by an equally unhinged hate group, it doesn't make sense as a game because it's designed to be recruitment material, and fails horribly at both.

==External Links==
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20080212094700/http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/rahowasucks.html] A review of RaHoWa.
*[http://creativityalliance.com/eBook-KennethMolyneaux-RacialHolyWarTheGame.pdf PDF] of Racial Holy War. Best played in between cross-burnings. Make certain to [[Blam|apply a metal ball to the centre of your forehead at maximum possible velocity after doing so.]]
*[http://revkennethmolyneaux.blogspot.ca/] The author's shitty blog, for those of you with morbid curiosity.
*[https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/creativity-movement-0] The Southern Poverty Law Center's profile of the Creativity Movement.
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Racial Holy War

2023-01-25T16:43:41Z

2601:41:C77F:9B60:1CD:6514:EDD3:1BEB: /* The Creativity Movement */

{{Fail}}
{{sick|One of the few games that is arguably worse than FATAL.}}
{{Template:Heresy}}
[[Image:RHW.jpg|thumb|right|For those whose Klansman's Hoods are on backward (and also [[/pol/]]). Notice that the author didn't even bother to hide the fact that the cover is just a crappy edit of the DVD cover for ''The Hills Have Eyes''- and apparently he didn't realize the guy on the cover is one of the mutants that would be first against the wall in an actual Nazi regime.]]
{{topquote|I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise!|Nostalgia Critic (regarding the Garbage Pail Kids movie, but it works here too)}}

Saying that this game should be burned at the stake is an insult to firewood. Defecating on this game would be an insult to the fecal matter. Veterans of [[1d4chan]] and [[/tg/]] in general will notice that when we tend to review and, more commonly, openly make fun of shitty RPGs, we still tend to discuss what positive features they have, if any; for example, [[Ironclaw]] may be sort of [[fail]], but it works fine once [[Ironclaw/Furless|the furries are removed from the setting]].

Conversely, you have settings that have few directly appreciable features, but are so eminently mockable that one can't help but get a chuckle out of it. [[Poison'd]] and references to Esophagus-fucking may be a great example of this phenomenon, though the ur-example and [[TVTropes|trope codifier]] remains [[FATAL]], which (for all of its hideously broken design) is a fucking singularity of humor that allows for borderline-infinite mockery (especially the second edition, where the racist/sexist jokes are toned down to reasonable levels). [[Anal circumference]] alone has led to countless lulz on /tg/ and beyond.

And then you have '''Racial Holy War''', also known as '''RaHoWa''', which has ''none'' of these redeeming features.

It is below contempt, even if you're not racially/ethnically sensitive or even approve of racism altogether. It is not an RPG you can really make fun of for laughs because of its complete idiocy - everything about it is just devoid of humor. Whilst FATAL may be completely defunct mechanically, it can at least get a laugh out of someone for ''being'' that broken and having ideas ''that'' stupid and actually ''having'' all its necessary mechanics; it's like a shitty movie being MST3K'd, where it going below "so bad it's good" and down to "straight-up terrible" can be mocked for amusement.

This... thing doesn't even have that. [[EPIC FAIL|Out-doing FATAL in badness is an achievement in and of itself]], but RaHoWa takes it to the nth degree.

Putting it simply: RaHoWa is a White Supremacist RPG, an RPG that is made by - and for - the sort of people who cherry-picked the worst of [[Nazi|Hitler]]'s short-lived pants on head retarded ideals, and still buy into the whole concept of "Whites are the best because we're white and our god told us we are", [[Derp|which you will not find anywhere in the Bible]]. It's a ridiculous attempt to lionize this belief as a form of propaganda - in RPG format, of course - and as demonstrated below, it pretty much fails at even that. Its concept and setting are beyond /tg/'s ability to make ostensibly humorous via mockery. It is broken ruleset-wise - because of course it is - but the fact that it adds a dimension of glorifying a mindset that is all too happy to grab humanitarian ideals by their proverbial ankles and drag them, screaming to the Lovecraftian depths is what pushes it over the pale.

Seriously, this game goes ''out the back end'' of cringe-territory and into the realm of shocked, solemn silence. FATAL, for all its many failings, has humour in its shock value; RaHoWa has none of that. It is in that EXACT location where it's legitimately unfun to play and offensive in a non-entertaining fashion - [[Fail|since it doesn't even ''have'' rules at all]], impressively outdoing [[MYFAROG|three of]] [[VTNL|the worst]] [[FATAL|RPGs ever]] to squarely sit in the bottom of the shit pile. It's ''almost'' too stupid to be offensive, ''almost'' too pathetic to hate, and ''far'' too disgusting to pity.

==Premise==
The synopsis of RaHoWa is that in the not-so-distant future, the world is on the edge of collapse, and it's all the doing of the evil non-white races and their insidious Jewish masterminds, having reduced the "superior" white race to a downtrodden minority. Fortunately for the world (but not for our sanity), a team of brave <strike>Klansmen</strike> White Warriors emerges in the hopes of "cleansing the world of all the vermin". Yes, this is an actual quote from the game.

Throw in such great missions as "destroying a drug cartel run by awful [[What|latrinos]]," and you have a strong case for this being the only RPG in history that makes FATAL look slightly better by comparison; that's right. Yes, folks, the bar has once again been lowered with the force of <strike>a tactical nuke</strike> <strike>several tactical nukes</strike> every conceivable weapon that exists.

==Mechanics==
When you open with a premise of blind racial genocide on the premise of "muh racial superiority", the only direction you have to go is straight down, unless your game is saved by a relatively decent ruleset that can still be fun to use in some way, making it infamously memorable. Unfortunately for RaHoWa and fortunately for us, RaHoWa fails just as much at being an actual RPG. In fact, just classifying it as an RPG is a grave blasphemy to the legacy of the genre in general; even FATAL has a remotely functional dice system, inane and stupid as it is.

Character creation is a relatively boring affair, with a similar points-based attribute system to most RPGs - the problem is that what these attributes actually do is only mentioned in passing, if at all. From there, you choose a class and the skills of your choice, which include Clothesmaking (suggested uses for it include making swastika shirts), [[Video games]], and [[Ecclesiarchy|Holy Books of Creativity]], the latter of which involves "the study and enlightenment of the greatest books ever written - Nature’s Eternal Religion and The White Man’s Bible", which somehow manage to heal the White Warriors by "soothing and inspiring them". You can even heal yourself by giving yourself a speech!

For the combat part, you only have 3 generic weapons: a handgun, assault rifle, and shotgun. From here, you can pretty much see how downhill things go for combat: weapon selection is so god damn basic that there's no fun to be had in variety. But all this is nothing compared to the biggest problem of all that pretty much breaks the game in half - [[FAIL|weapons themselves have no rules or stats, and there's not even a rule that explains how to calculate a player's base accuracy]]. This makes it essentially unplayable, [[Derp|as there is no way to tell whether or not your attacks hit an enemy]]; because of this, you can only assume that your weapons are actually imaginary guns that you attempt to materialize by making gunshot sounds with your mouth and positioning your hands like you're holding a gun, which would explain more how you're unable to hit anything at all. While these specific issues were corrected in a later edition, it is by no means sufficient to salvage this noxious dumpster fire of a game.

Although the mental image of the last hope of the "White Empire" being completely incapable of fighting even the weakest enemies is certainly hilarious, it also makes it abundantly clear that the writers simply didn't care enough to even check if their game was complete before printing it out. One wonders if the authors involved with the creation of this game even played a single RPG before trying to make their own (most likely not since proper Tabletop RPG gaming requires quite a bit of critical thinking - something that the hate group and similar movements that spawned this shit detest, as it invites questions they can't or don't want to answer over obvious things).

==Enemies==
As one last bit of flaming stupidity, the game takes unnecessary pleasure in categorizing enemy NPCs into ethnic and racial stereotypes and naming them with racial slurs, each with their own special attack. It isn't even good if taken as a joke; it is completely devoid of any comedic material for even the most ethnically offensive comedian to use. [[Irony|It also makes whites the weakest race in the game]], since they are the only ones that don't get a special attack, with the only plausible excuse being that whites being a "master race" have no need for special attacks - whereas the other races need them to get an advantage over whites, who they supposedly can't beat in a straight-up "fair" fight. This ironically demolishes its own claims about whites being superior, because [[DERP|it doesn't give them an actual advantage over the other races, instead putting them at a constant disadvantage]]. The explanation for these special attacks also make it clear that the writer was more interested in pushing his racist worldviews than making the game playable. Incidentally, it also illustrates a key element of fascism as noted by author Umberto Eco: "The enemy" somehow manages to be both pathetically weak and an all-powerful menace depending on what the demagogue needs at any given time.

*Niggers: "Smelly, stupid creatures" which can reduce PCs' accuracy via their [[Luke|body odor]], which is ironic given the average [[neckbeard]] who never touched a girl is fouler. Moreover, because of the aforementioned lack of any way to calculate accuracy, it's essentially devoid of function.
*Latrinos: "Lazy and criminal vermin" with the ability to strike first in combat, because lol low-effort border crossing jokes. <s>Wait, if they're so lazy, why don't they attack ''last''?</s> Also, yes, the book consistently calls them [[Derp|"Latrinos"]]. The White Warriors must sound very masculine to use such an insult.
*Sand Niggers: "Scumbags" that have "declared the White Race as one of their many enemies in their 'Jihad' or holy war" which can try to blow themselves up to attack. This conveniently ignores that A) Islam is a religion, not a race and B) American Arabs have included a good number or Orthodox or Maronite immigrants from Lebanon, with Shakira being one of the more prominent examples.
*Gooks: "Timid, annoying, slanty-eyed pieces of excrement that so desperately wish they were White" (never heard of [[Weeaboo]]s, eh?) which can gain extra attacks in hand-to-hand combat from watching "fake martial arts movies", which makes you wonder how they would gain extra attacks if the movies are fake and ignores that most of the widely practiced martial arts of the 20th century onwards were invented by various Asian countries.
*Jews: "The worst and most evil parasites that the world has ever seen" who can bribe the PCs with [[Meme|jewgold]] to skip their turn, courtesy of the power of "brain pollution". Note that there are not even mechanics for you to gain the coveted "jewgold" once this happens, [[Lulz|so if you end up betraying big daddy Hitler's master race you don't even get anything for it.]]

==Creator==
Many neckbeards and fa/tg/irls may ask themselves: who the fuck created this mess?

The creator is a lesser-known (thank the [[Emperor]]) racist priest (not that that counts for much because his cult [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creativity_(religion)#Ministers| will ordain basically anyone who wants it]) of an obscure white supremacist cult calling itself the "Creativity Movement", which just ''happens'' to have the idea of a "Racial Holy War" as a part of its doctrines, and even uses the same abbreviation of "RaHoWa" for it (hence the ranting about the Holy Book of Creativity, their equivalent of the Bible). Said priest is a "game" creator and raving imbecile known as Reverend Kenneth Molyneux. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan_Molyneux No relation to the ''other'' white supremacist Molyneux], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Molyneux or another Molyneux with game ideas that don't work].

His "works", if you can even call it that, consist of RaHoWa, a shitty blog, and his hilariously exaggerated to the point of vomit-inducement white supremacy fapfic known as [[Imperium of Man|"White Empire"]], which features a [[Mary Sue|Gary Stu self-insert]], wannabe Punisher, and Tom-Cruise-in-Top-Gun-ripoff known as "John Granger". Granger neutron bombs simple African villages, wasting enormous resources to blow up a bunch of tribals in loincloths. Then he loses a friend to a Jewish suicide bomber(???), tries to avenge him by infiltrating an underground race-mixing disco, and fails spectacularly: [[FAIL|even his Gary Stu insert fails to prevent more deaths and suddenly quits the intelligence agency he just was vetted and taken in a single mission]]. Then he joins the extermination of the Chinese in an Asian campaign and kills some Jewish nuclear combat engineers on the Asian side when the panic detonation fails due to some "Drakion energy field generator made by white science stopping any nuclear detonation in its vicinity". The story then ends abruptly as the next generation of children go around LARP'ing King Arthur's knights and the world celebrates victory. And the capital city of the empire is... Klassengrad. Yes, as in Russian; the author is naming the city after Ben Klassen (see below), who was a Ukrainian escapee from the mainly-Russian Red Terror. You know, someone who would not exactly be liked at ''all'' by 1940s Nazis, but we get ahead of ourselves here.

Oh, also men of the White Empire are [[Elf|vegan, eat fruits, raw vegetables and nuts]], [[Gay Purple Man|work out like fuck, admire each other's manly skills and muscles and assets]], while women are in the back as childmakers. Make of that what you will.

===The Creativity Movement===
Molyneux's cult is, if anything, at least as bonkers as Molyneux himself. Founded by Ukrainian immigrant and former Florida state legislator Ben Klassen as the Church of the Creator (later the World Church of the Creator), it distinguished itself from the average hate group by disavowing Christianity as [[Wat|being invented by the Jews to oppress white people]], and generally made a nuisance of itself in the small North Carolina town it established itself in. Following Klassen's suicide (to avoid a lawsuit brought on by the family of a black Gulf War veteran murdered by one of his followers) and several further lawsuits, the World Church of the Creator's new leader Matt Hale quickly got himself embroiled in a lawsuit with an actual church over the organization's name - [[Lulz|which it lost]].

In a stunning show of bad judgment, Hale then attempted to solicit the murder of the judge presiding over the lawsuit, only to be arrested when his chief of security was revealed to be an FBI informant, and sentenced to 40 years in the Florence, Colorado Supermax prison. Said prison is infamous for holding folks like the Unabomber, El Chapo Guzman, terrorists of all creeds, inmates who escape repeatedly, mob bosses, drug lords, serial killers, prisoners who murdered in prison, pedos, cult leaders, pedo cult leaders and assorted other worst of the worst for whom the 23-hour solitary confinement every day seems to be too light of a sentence. The feds had been keeping a close eye on him ever since one of his top subordinates went on a racially-motivated shooting rampage in 1999, and linked the group to several other murders and attempted bombings.

You might be wondering what the details of this religion they invented for themselves might be. Well, it's basically "White people are the most creative race, which somehow means that the others don't deserve to live". Yes, that's literally it. No gods, no metaphysics, no myths, no nothing. And yet they have the nerve to try and pass this singular idea off as a fully-fledged religion. Say what you will about Scientology, at least it has an actual fleshed-out dogma.

==So in Conclusion...==
Racial Holy War is a perfect example of something so terribly awful it can't even be used as an example of how ''not'' to do something. If you desperately want to lose friends, there is no sure faster way than presenting this to them and going on about what a great idea you think it is. About the only good thing to come out of it is some horrible jokes that it's about as close as one can get to a Pen-and-Paper version of [[/pol/]], and even that's debatable. While FATAL can at least be delivered to one's roleplay group as some sort of sadistic April Fools joke due to its inscrutable mechanics and depth of sexual depravity, Racial Holy War truly has ''no'' redeemable qualities whatsoever. Its only function is poorly written propaganda that ought to remain hidden somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle, with its unfunny racial stereotypes, broken mechanics and incomprehensible fluff accessible only by those too stupid and hateful to live.

TL;DR - A nutty game made by an equally unhinged hate group, it doesn't make sense as a game because it's designed to be recruitment material, and fails horribly at both.

==External Links==
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20080212094700/http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/rahowasucks.html] A review of RaHoWa.
*[http://creativityalliance.com/eBook-KennethMolyneaux-RacialHolyWarTheGame.pdf PDF] of Racial Holy War. Best played in between cross-burnings. Make certain to [[Blam|apply a metal ball to the centre of your forehead at maximum possible velocity after doing so.]]
*[http://revkennethmolyneaux.blogspot.ca/] The author's shitty blog, for those of you with morbid curiosity.
*[https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/creativity-movement-0] The Southern Poverty Law Center's profile of the Creativity Movement.
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Weeaboo

2023-01-25T16:40:55Z

2601:41:C77F:9B60:1CD:6514:EDD3:1BEB: /* What DOES make you a Weeaboo */

{{topquote|Ohayo /tg/-kun, you are looking kawaii today uguu~ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧. Shall we play [[pretend]] on the futon after we eat our bento boxes desu? (>^3^)> Don't be Tsundere, you baka! It'll be sugoi!|Sample text of a typical weeaboo}}
'''Weeaboo''', commonly shortened to '''"weeb"''' in most conversations, is a noun/adjective commonly used as a pejorative for people whose main interests revolve around [[anime]] and/or [[manga]], in such a way that they are insufferable to everyone around them. The term has some controversy around it, as nobody can agree on where the threshold is for what counts as a weeaboo. However, it is still a commonly used term due to the prevalence of anime-related content on the internet and in media, including many domains that /tg/ is interested in.

It is worth nothing that though weeb was originally just a shortening of weeaboo, it has somewhat evolved into it's own term. At some point, people started to use the term weeb to ironically refer to themselves if they just liked Japan or Japanese things, even if not to an obsessive degree and it has now been used this way for so long that the term has acquired a new meaning separate from it's origin, effectively replacing the older term otaku as someone who likes Japan or Japanese things. The full term weeaboo still carries the original meaning however.

In a nutshell, a weeaboo is the anime-obsessed equivalent of [[That Guy]].

==Overview==
[[Image:PBF071-Weeaboo.gif|thumb|right|The original PBF comic.]][[Image:We're all weeaboo.jpg|thumb|right|Welcome to 4chan!]]
The name Weeaboo is derived from a ''[[Skub|Perry Bible Fellowship]]'' comic, reaching internet stardom after the term was used as a wordfilter for "wapanese" on [[/b/]]. Although used in the comic as a nonsense word, it has since become synonymous with "wapanese" (itself short for "wannabe Japanese") until it supplanted the original term altogether. The term typically refers to people who believe that Japanese stuff is better simply because it is Japanese, with implications of harboring an unhealthy obsession with the culture and media of Japan (such as [[anime]]) while simultaneously managing to know very little about it. The term has spun off to describe other types of obsessions, such as Teaboo (girls obsessed with stereotypical Proper British culture, specifically the new Sherlock show and [[Doctor Who|The Eleventh Doctor]]), Koreaboo (girls obsessed with K-Pop boy bands; considering the West hasn't really had actual boy bands since the 90s, it's not hard to see why), Wehraboo (people obsessed with the [[nazi|Third Reich]], particularly its military; though being a Nazi is not a prerequisite for being a wehraboo, quite a few of them are) and its cousin Kaiserboo(people obsessed with the Second Reich and the German Empire), and Wolfaboo (kids obsessed with wolves, may or may not overlap with [[furry|furries]] and is definitely a pipeline into being one).

They are also known to hate all other <s>Asian</s> cultures and think that Japan is the "Best <s>Asian</s> Country Ever!", despite not knowing that just seventy years ago (and before!), Japan itself was one of the most [[Imperium of Man|conservative, imperialistic, xenophobic, theocratic, fascist nations in the world]], hated or despised by almost everybody else, with the majority of the vote stemming from [[China]] and Korea (just open a history book you lazies). Modern Japan was given a rise in popularity due to American propaganda, as THE Capitalist Ally in the East, and the new Japanese generation, after being nuked to submission, putting on a new liberal democratic theme presenting themselves as sexually-liberal free-market libertarians with almost no similarity to their past conservative-fascist ancestors, to the point that they became the opposite. While conservative-Imperial Japan boasted a high population rise, modern anime Japan is almost sterile to the point of extinction. This isn't surprising, given their [[hive|issues with having space for everyone]] (fortunately, not as bad as it could be... yet). It helps that conservative-Imperial [[Japan]] arranged-married pretty much everyone. It was much quicker to get people making babies that way.

Aside from the association with a real-world nationality and culture, everything wrong with weeaboos (obsession to the point of breaking with reality, among other things) could just as easily be applied to [[bronies]], [[furries]], or [[That Guy|any fandom, really]]. Weeaboos simply get a lot of attention because it gets applied to a whole ''medium'' where many of the same tropes and stereotypes will cross-pollinate over many different franchises, thus making weebs very numerous and visible. Nobody really knows why weebs behave the way they do; some people blame anime itself, but more likely these people are just sad and lonely individuals who were badly socialized growing up, and likely didn't have enough sane friends to tell them when they were acting obnoxious and/or creepy.

==The Japanese side of the Coin==
In Japan, the Japanese have a similar concept they call the "Otaku"; there, an Otaku is basically a shut-in super-nerd who never leaves their room and obsesses over a typically nerdy hobby, and often leads to hoarding useless crap in their tiny apartment (in other words, a Japanese [[Neckbeard]]).

Weeaboos appropriated the term to simply mean "anyone who watches anime / reads manga", so be wary about applying the term across cultural boundaries. One key difference between otaku (and by that we mean the Japanese ones) and weebs though is that otaku understand Japanese culture, and more importantly, social etiquette. With weebs, their only idea of Japanese society comes from anime/manga so they make the critical mistake of assuming that they're accurate depictions of Japanese social interactions, instead of being pure escapism.

People in real-life Japan emphasize being reserved and polite, with many, ''many'' unwritten rules of social interaction; this is very unlike the extroverted and loud characters you frequently see in anime. Visiting weebs who don't realize this quick may find themselves committing multiple social faux-pas without even realizing it. For example: someone from Japan, when meeting someone, would greet that person with the appropriate level of politeness and restraint. A weeb, however, who's only ever seen shonen/shojo anime/hentai, may shout something inappropriate like "uwu you make my kokoro go doki-doki, senpai-chan!" or attempt to "glomp" the other person (see below).

Fun fact: Japanese people see no real distinction between eastern and western animation. If you ask someone what their favorite anime is, they're as likely to reply "Spongebob Squarepants" as "Naruto." Weeaboos, on the other hand, are extremely adamant that there is a massive fucking difference between Japanese anime and all other forms of animation, and that any non-Japanese animation that mimics anime isn't true anime (one such example is [[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]. Looks like anime, but made in America). It gets especially funny when you realize that reverse weeaboos exist; if you want some grade-A entertainment, go watch some Japanese people argue over dubs vs. subs on King of the Hill.

==On /tg/==
Because [[Moot]] originally intended for 4chan to revolve around the [[/a/]] board as a clone of Japan's 2channel imageboard, it's unsurprising that many 4chan users are heavily into anime. [[approved anime|Fa/tg/uys are no exception]], though many people will argue that it takes more than a love of anime to be a weeaboo. The key factor is the ''obsession'' and ''obnoxiousness'' that comes with being a weeaboo, which is what draws people's ire in the first place.

/tg/ has a tendency to use the word in a derogatory manner to describe anything <s>vaguely Asian in origin or inspiration</s> one does not like. This often incites the ire of fa/tg/uys who insist on the more precise definition of the term, resulting in [[rage]] all round.

Of course, the fact that /tg/ tends to name any female [[Original character, do not steal|original character]] [something]-chan <s>ironically</s> <s>unironically</s> who even knows anymore, and so many of the [[drawfags]] tend to have animesque art styles, means that fa/tg/uys are the most weeaboo people on the-- {{BLAM}}

In a weird way, one might say that weeaboo has made a full circle and has returned to its origins of being a word that means absolutely nothing, keeps getting repeated again and again, and leads to actions that are a complete waste of time.

'''tl;dr:''' [[DOOM: Repercussions of Evil|no fa/tg/uys, you are the weeaboos.]]

[[file:Weeaboo Heaven.gif|thumb|left|When a weeaboo enters /tg/]]

==What doesn't make you Weeaboo==
*A general interest in Japanese culture and history (this can knock a few points off the weeaboo counter if it goes for non surface level things that are the first things that people tend to absorb through pop culture, such as an interest in the social, economic, technological and cultural changes of the Edo period vs what kind of swords the samurai had).
*Watching anime and reading manga
*Eating Japanese cuisine
*Listening to Japanese Music
*Wanting to visit Japan
*Learning Japanese
*Liking cute shit
*A general preference for said things over western fare of a similar nature (liking manga more then superhero comics for example)
*Having a favorite character, specifically a "waifu" (though this can toe the line or worse depending on circumstances)
*Owning ''"normal"'' memorabilia of your favorite show (such as a T-shirt or poster or some action figures of robots)
*Calling yourself a Weeb ironically, self deprecatingly or purposely using it in the wrong context.

==What DOES make you a Weeaboo==
[[File:WeeabooDreamsShattered.png|thumb|250px|right|Weeaboo discovers the horrifying truth (From the manga ''Peepo Choo'', which tries to beat some sense into weebs)]]
'''Note''': This is a non-comprehensive list that includes all items that definitively make you a weeaboo; because the line between weeaboo and non-weeaboo is blurry, the traits shown here are deliberately on the [[That Guy|more extreme side]]. Someone who has traits that aren't quite as bad as the ones listed may still get called a weeaboo, but that's a [[skub|matter of debate]].

*Considering anime / manga as a superior art form just because it's from Japan
:* Galaxy Brain: complaining that early Japanese-made cartoons which still look more like the Western cartoons that inspired them (like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htLKgRItMyA ''Danemon's Monster Hunt at Shojoji''] from 1935) aren't "real anime"
*Automatically thinking Japan and everything about it is superior to other countries for no conceivable reason, other than the fact that it's Japan. <s>It's just superior to AMURICA.</s>
*Complain that any Western work of fiction is ripping off anime using very weak evidence
*Getting [[rage|angry]] when someone doesn't watch your favorite show (borderline evidence; can be found in [[Neckbeard|non-weebs]] as well)
*Refusing to acknowledge flaws in Japanese stories or merits in Western stories because of their origin
:* Note: Having intense arguments about which anime is better can still enter weeb territory
*[[Inquisition|Judging people's character based on their taste in shows]], especially if you're calling people who don't share your taste fake anime fans
*Accusing people who are watching a show you don't like of destroying anime
*Vilifying dubs as a matter of principle, regardless of actual dub quality.
:*For extra stupid: complaining about "dubs" and asking for the "original Japanese sub" for shows that were ''[[derp|made in English]]''.
:*Next level stupid: Only watching western shows in Japanese dubs with English subtitles.
:*Ultimate level stupid: [https://twitter.com/FlamingFreezer?lang=en| Harassing English voice actors on Twitter] [[what|and comparing voice acting in any language other than Japanese to bestiality and pedophilia.]]
*Eating Japanese cuisine ''exclusively''.
:*Bonus points: thinking the Japanese eat nothing but traditional Japanese food, despite the fact they've been taking a liking to western food for centuries (Tempura was brought to Japan by the Portugese in the 16th century).
:*Getting angry at people who eat Asian Fusion instead of "real" Japanese food
:**Alternatively: Only eating Panda Express / Asian Fusion because you have no idea what Japanese food is besides sushi and ramen (for the record, ramen is considered Chinese food over there).
*Wanting to visit Japan [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWiI6JVX5PE and then getting disappointed that it's not like anime]
*Expecting all Asian people to have watched anime and be as big a weeaboo as you
*Learning Japanese poorly by watching anime, then slipping in the handful of words you know into everyday conversation constantly, whether your peers understand you or not (see above sample text)
:*Shouting "Kimochi!" in public. The literal translation means feeling good, however the connotations are closer to "I'm cumming!", which is not something you use in a casual conversation. Bonus points for saying it in front of someone fluent in Japanese, who will either look at you funny and/or call the police out of [[Dark Eldar|fear of sexual harassment.]]
*Referring to everyone you know as -chan or -kun or -senpai at all times, despite you not being in Japan. (bonus points for using honorifics incorrectly or using them when describing yourself)
*Endlessly quoting shit from anime, whether it's appropriate or not
*"Glomping" (leaping at and aggressively hugging) people who at best only think of you as an acquaintance. This can be especially bad if you're significantly heavier than the intended target.
*Watching excessive amounts of [[/d/|hentai]] (look, we get it, for most people porn is porn. But there's a point where watching 30 cartoons a day about [[dickgirl]]s getting their [[anal circumference|asses rammed]] becomes a [[heresy|problem)]]
*Liking [[Lolicon]] or Shotacon (okay, maybe you're "just" a pedophile, but how the fuck is that better?)
*An obsession with Yaoi or Bishies, particularly stories with [[rape]] (most often applies to female weebs. The Japanese actually have a term for this: Fujoshi, which literally means "rotten girl.")
:*Taking your obsession into the real world by "shipping" real life dudes, whether they're gay or not (or you're just fucking creepy, in which case you're in the same "Just as Bad" category as pedophiles).
:*Blackmailing creators into [http://www.newnownext.com/voltron-legendary-defender-blackmail-studio-mir-klance/05/2017/ making your gay fanfiction canon].
:*On rare occasion a Fujoshi may join your gaming group and become the female equivalent of [[That Guy]], usually by rolling up a flamboyantly gay character who sexually harasses the other male characters to an uncomfortable degree.
*Unironically rejecting all real-life women for cartoon women (aka "3D Pig-Disgusting")
:*Getting into arguments over how your [[waifu]] is superior and all other waifus are shit
:*Getting into arguments with artists over misrepresenting your waifu
:*Getting into arguments over whether or not having more than one waifu counts as infidelity
:*Getting angry at people drawing/fapping to porn of your waifu (as long as they are over 18)
:**(Getting mad at shitty artists for stinking up the search term with their poorly drawn art, particularly if the resulting art is objectively bad or doesn't actually resemble the character, and especially if the artist appears to be [[Internet Troll|just trolling]] is probably still on the non-weeaboo side of the line. Getting mad that most of the art caters to a fetish you don't share can also be on the non-weeaboo side of the line, depending on the character, fetish, and relation between the two, in question.)
:**All of the above applies to men and husbandos too.
*Running with your arms behind your back unironically or not as a joke. [[Stormfang|No, it's not more aerodynamic]]. [[Orks|No, it doesn't make you faster]]. [[Derp|It just makes you look like a tool.]]
*Most of your wardrobe and possessions are related to anime in some way, such as [[Games Workshop|mountains of useless and expensive figurines]] that are not [[Battletech|model kits]] (and before you say it, at least you can do something with [[Warhammer]] figurines besides look at them)
:*Owning expensive statuettes of your waifu
:*Owning expensive statuettes of your waifu that you legally can't show to minors
*Wearing cosplay outfits in public outside of conventions
:*Getting angry when a cosplayer isn't in character 100% of the time, or else is "doing it wrong"
:*Wearing cosplay when you are too fat to resemble the character's body type, especially if you insist that your cosplay is "perfect." Bonus points if [[Furry|you ''are'' the character now]], and everyone should treat you as such (though in all fairness there are plenty of Western media cosplayers who don't fit the body types either).
*''Unironically'' owning a [[wikipedia:Dakimakura|dakimakura]], because we all know what that's about.
**Going on dates with your dakimakura without a hint of irony
**Going on dates with your dakimakura in public that isn't part of a joke
*[[Katanas are Underpowered in d20|Believing the katana is the best weapon ever and can cut through ANYTHING]] (and in the event that if they could do so if made from a hypothetical bullshitium alloy, that any other type of sword would not be able to do the same if made from the same metal)
*Going to the Holocaust Museum and taking a photo doing the Nazi salute because of Hetalia ([http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmwdem2a6P1qf7xf0.jpg yes, that actually happened])
*Shoving Hetalia characters into geography or talks about it during a class of international relations and expecting people to get your reference
*Trying to justify calling people racist or using whataboutism during discussions of the Nanking massacre and any other of the fucked up stuff Japan did during WWII.
*Attacking movies as [[SJW]], then sabotaging review scores in favor of a live action adaptation of a manga or anime.
*Whining about [[/m/|Mecha]] being CGI; only Sunrise even bothers with 2D mechs anymore after the airing of a certain shitfest by Trigger. Those complaints always comes from the "3D Pig-Disgusting" crowd.
** This also happens when anime of other genres use 3D animation too. 2D waifu snobs ignore the fact that it takes less time for two people behind a laptop and a small group of dancers with motion capture equipment to record movements than an entire team of animators drawing frames for several months. After 2020, even mainstream animators like Toei (the studio behind Dragon Ball, PreCure, Pokemon, Kamen Rider, Super Sentai, etc.) now use CGI for their major franchises. As MoCap moves more realistically than 2D frames.
*Doxxing someone, or sending death threats to the animation studio/voice actors because they did something that you didn't like. I'm not fucking kidding, some Danganronpa fans doxxed this girl for not agreeing with two characters being shipped, causing her sexual abuser to find and molest her again. Also, Attack on Titan fans have been sending death threats to Studio Mappa and Gabi's voice character (fuck Gabi, but this doesn't justify sending death threats). Fucking pathetic.
*Overly Fetishizing Japanese women. Yes, there are plenty of attractive Japanese women (and Japanese men for that matter). No that's not an excuse to be a creep around them.

===Things that don't necessarily make you a Weeaboo, but are commonly associated traits===
*[[Mortarion|Bad Hygiene]]
:*Body Odor
:*Bad Breath
:*[[Neckbeard|Ungroomed facial hair]]
:*Greasy hair or skin
*Overweight
*Ill-fitting / dirty clothes
*Basement-dwelling
*Extreme social awkwardness
*[[/tg/|Frequent tantrums]]
*No verbal filters or social boundaries
*No volume control
*Elitist attitudes
*Getting anal-retentive about adaptations and rejecting them by default in favor of the original material
**This said, some adaptations are absolutely terrible and should never have seen the light of day to begin with.
*Constantly telling inside jokes that aren't even that funny to begin with
*Wanting to exclusively date Asians (assuming you're not Asian yourself, then it's just racist)
*[[Matt Ward|Terrible fanfiction]]/[[original character, do not steal|unoriginal character]]s with [[Tau|strong anime themes]]
*Inability to relate to people or serious discussions without constant references to fiction
*Delusional behavior (e.g. being unable to separate reality from their favorite work of fiction)
*[[Slaanesh|Violating people's personal space]] or [[Blood Ravens|personal property]]
*[[Khorne|Reacting violently to shit that doesn't actually matter]]
*Stalking behavior
*Outright sexual harassment in the most extreme cases
*Calling real world people such as yourself (perhaps ''especially'' yourself) as a "[[Dere|Tsundere, Bakadere, Coodere, Dododere, Yandere]] or [[Dere|Dandere]]". Partial exception is granted for people who are explicitly in metaphor mode or reaching for a good description (e.g., "The closest word I have to describe his attitude towards the show is full-on Tsundere; he loves it so much he hates it.")

==Litany On The Weeaboo==
Suffer not them to live 
their evil kind causes good men 
to have angry faces, emotions livid. 
Their kind is cringe 
bad to the core 
it makes the sane become unhinged. 

Thought for the day: Beware the furry, the weeb, the heretic.

==See Also==
*[[Anime]] & [[Manga]]
*[[Battle for Dominus Pillowus]]
*[[BESM]]
*[[Katanas are Underpowered in d20]]
*[[Maid RPG]]
*[[Mary Sue]]
*[[The Book of Weeaboo Fightan Magic]]
*[[Tau]]
*[[Ribbon]]
*[[Rising Sons]]
*[[Tanto Cuore]]
*[[Waifu]]
*[[Mecha]]
==Links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM| A compilation of weeaboos found in the wild.]
*[http://gunshowcomic.com/ac/part1/ The Gunshow] shows us the social dynamics of a typical anime club.
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grape-kun Even penguins can be Weeaboo's, no one is safe now.]
You think we were kidding about the war crimes? [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre]]. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimes#Crimes]]. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731]]
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