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Maerorus

2017-04-19T02:53:00Z

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'''Maerorus''' is an [[Assassin]] temple of the [[Officio Assassinorum]] in [[Warhammer 40,000]], although only a single assassin from this temple is known. Mentioned in the book ''Seventh Retribution,'' Legienstrasse was created at the behest of the [[Officio Assassinorum]] around M40 with the aid of [[Heretek]]s (as even the promise of an STC wasn't enough to convince the Adeptus Mechanicus to help out) and forbidden sciences, crossbreeding and xeno hybrids (likely [[Kroot]] or possibly [[Tyranids]], but the latter is unlikely since she was made way before first contact on Tyran and it took a millennium to track her down, so unless they used proto-Tyranid DNA (perhaps from the Ymargl Genestalers?) they used the Kroot instead) were used in the creation of Legienstrasse. In her creation the ultimate [[heresy]] was committed: purposeful violation of the holy [[Human]] form. The purpose of this experiment was to create the ultimate assassin who would not need to rely on fallible technology, sending the agent in to [[Rip and Tear|beat everyone to death with their bare goddamn hands]]. While this seems as the Officio Assassinorum tried to weaponize [[Fist of the North Star|Hokuto Shinken]], the truth is far, far [[Grimdark|worse]]. She was able to absorb the biomass of a target upon touch, completely removing the target whole. She could use this new biomass to mutate at will or to create more Maerorus assassins by laying eggs (with a single clutch being able to kill an entire Imperial Guard company shortly after hatching), making her prime material for [[/d/]]. So in order to create the ultimate assassin, the Officio Assassinorum created an expy of Alex Mercer from Prototype. Only a billion times worse because it's 40K.

It does not need to be said that this was not going to end well.

Legienstrasse figured that, as the most [[OP]] [[If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device|PLZ NERF]] person to walk the Imperium since <s>[[Straken|Colonel "Walking Exterminatus" Straken]]</s> (he wasn't even born at that time) the [[Emperor]] himself, she didn't want to follow orders and escaped. The Officio Assassinorum tried to cover it up the same way they do everything (IE: kill everyone involved) and they began to chase her. Roughly a millennium later they cornered her on the planet Opis. [[Extra Heresy|Corrupting the planet's ruling class and collaborating with the]] [[World Eaters]] and [[Daemons]] to attack the planet, figuring that the ensuing war (and likely [[Exterminatus]]) would kill everyone involved. Sure enough, an [[Inquisitor]] and his gang rolled in to check the situation out. Afraid that their scheme would be uncovered, the [[Dark Heresy|Inquisitor and his posse]] suddenly died to <strike>[[Ork]]</strike> [[Berzerker]] snipers who were totally not [[Vindicare]] operatives.

Eventually a liberation fleet consisting of [[Imperial Guard]], the [[Imperial Fists]] lead by [[Brother-Captain|Captain]] [[Darnath Lysander]] and a fuckton of Assassins (including two Grand Masters) dropped in. Sure enough, during their first encounter she managed to dodge sniper fire from Imperial Fists [[Scout]]s and a Grand Master of the Vindicare temple while fighting Lysander, a combination of [[Assault Squad|Assault]] and [[Veteran Squad|Veteran]] Marines, the Chapter's [[Emperor's Champion]] and the Grand Master of the [[Culexus]], Lady Syncella. Legienstrasse killed a number of the Imperial Fists and the Culexus operative.

During their second encounter (this time with [[Terminator]]s, an [[Librarian|Epistolary]], an [[Eversor]] operative and once again the Emperor's Champion), the Grand Master of the Culexus temple and Lysander took the fight to Legienstrasse. She killed pretty much everyone but Lysander, but when she mortally wounded the Eversor Lysander [[rogue|backstabbed]] him with the Black Sword of the Emperor's Champion, drove the blade through the rogue assassin and pinned both of them to a pillar. The Eversor exploded, severely wounding Legienstrasse and giving Lysander the opening to cut her head off with the (still intact) Black Sword without uttering a one-liner (because he's an Imperial Fist, and they don't have any jokes). Somehow this did not do the job so Lysander took his [[Power weapon|Thunder Hammer]] and wailed on the headless body like he just picked up the Hammer item in [[Video games|Super Smash Brothers]] until [[Thousand Sons|all was dust]].

Luckily the Officio Assassinorum learned their lesson and stopped all development of the Maerorus (or more likely they drew up plans for Maerorus 2.0 and said "okay, ''this'' time we ''don't'' give it free will, we put in that remote self-destruct, and everything will be fiiiine"). But nobody's entirely sure if ALL of Leigenstrasse's eggs were destroyed...

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Maerorus

2017-04-19T02:52:12Z

2601:4C1:4001:834E:CDC2:23B9:32F2:C370: Added a "joke." You're welcome.

'''Maerorus''' is an [[Assassin]] temple of the [[Officio Assassinorum]] in [[Warhammer 40,000]], although only a single assassin from this temple is known. Mentioned in the book ''Seventh Retribution,'' Legienstrasse was created at the behest of the [[Officio Assassinorum]] around M40 with the aid of [[Heretek]]s (as even the promise of an STC wasn't enough to convince the Adeptus Mechanicus to help out) and forbidden sciences, crossbreeding and xeno hybrids (likely [[Kroot]] or possibly [[Tyranids]], but the latter is unlikely since she was made way before first contact on Tyran and it took a millennium to track her down, so unless they used proto-Tyranid DNA (perhaps from the Ymargl Genestalers?) they used the Kroot instead) were used in the creation of Legienstrasse. In her creation the ultimate [[heresy]] was committed: purposeful violation of the holy [[Human]] form. The purpose of this experiment was to create the ultimate assassin who would not need to rely on fallible technology, sending the agent in to [[Rip and Tear|beat everyone to death with their bare goddamn hands]]. While this seems as the Officio Assassinorum tried to weaponize [[Fist of the North Star|Hokuto Shinken]], the truth is far, far [[Grimdark|worse]]. She was able to absorb the biomass of a target upon touch, completely removing the target whole. She could use this new biomass to mutate at will or to create more Maerorus assassins by laying eggs (with a single clutch being able to kill an entire Imperial Guard company shortly after hatching), making her prime material for [[/d/]]. So in order to create the ultimate assassin, the Officio Assassinorum created an expy of Alex Mercer from Prototype. Only a billion times worse because it's 40K.

It does not need to be said that this was not going to end well.

Legienstrasse figured that, as the most [[OP]] [[PLZ NERF|If The Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device]] person to walk the Imperium since <s>[[Straken|Colonel "Walking Exterminatus" Straken]]</s> (he wasn't even born at that time) the [[Emperor]] himself, she didn't want to follow orders and escaped. The Officio Assassinorum tried to cover it up the same way they do everything (IE: kill everyone involved) and they began to chase her. Roughly a millennium later they cornered her on the planet Opis. [[Extra Heresy|Corrupting the planet's ruling class and collaborating with the]] [[World Eaters]] and [[Daemons]] to attack the planet, figuring that the ensuing war (and likely [[Exterminatus]]) would kill everyone involved. Sure enough, an [[Inquisitor]] and his gang rolled in to check the situation out. Afraid that their scheme would be uncovered, the [[Dark Heresy|Inquisitor and his posse]] suddenly died to <strike>[[Ork]]</strike> [[Berzerker]] snipers who were totally not [[Vindicare]] operatives.

Eventually a liberation fleet consisting of [[Imperial Guard]], the [[Imperial Fists]] lead by [[Brother-Captain|Captain]] [[Darnath Lysander]] and a fuckton of Assassins (including two Grand Masters) dropped in. Sure enough, during their first encounter she managed to dodge sniper fire from Imperial Fists [[Scout]]s and a Grand Master of the Vindicare temple while fighting Lysander, a combination of [[Assault Squad|Assault]] and [[Veteran Squad|Veteran]] Marines, the Chapter's [[Emperor's Champion]] and the Grand Master of the [[Culexus]], Lady Syncella. Legienstrasse killed a number of the Imperial Fists and the Culexus operative.

During their second encounter (this time with [[Terminator]]s, an [[Librarian|Epistolary]], an [[Eversor]] operative and once again the Emperor's Champion), the Grand Master of the Culexus temple and Lysander took the fight to Legienstrasse. She killed pretty much everyone but Lysander, but when she mortally wounded the Eversor Lysander [[rogue|backstabbed]] him with the Black Sword of the Emperor's Champion, drove the blade through the rogue assassin and pinned both of them to a pillar. The Eversor exploded, severely wounding Legienstrasse and giving Lysander the opening to cut her head off with the (still intact) Black Sword without uttering a one-liner (because he's an Imperial Fist, and they don't have any jokes). Somehow this did not do the job so Lysander took his [[Power weapon|Thunder Hammer]] and wailed on the headless body like he just picked up the Hammer item in [[Video games|Super Smash Brothers]] until [[Thousand Sons|all was dust]].

Luckily the Officio Assassinorum learned their lesson and stopped all development of the Maerorus (or more likely they drew up plans for Maerorus 2.0 and said "okay, ''this'' time we ''don't'' give it free will, we put in that remote self-destruct, and everything will be fiiiine"). But nobody's entirely sure if ALL of Leigenstrasse's eggs were destroyed...

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