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[[File:khorne_by_baklaher-d7335e6.jpg|500px|thumb|right|Special K in all his glory, Sitting comfortably on his Skull Throne, being pissed off at everyone and everything.]]&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;- The creed of Khorne being Overused to Death&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke.|Homer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|The important thing in life is not victory but combat: it is not to have vanquished but to have fought well.|Pierre de Coubertin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War is the father of all.|Heraclitus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Who was the first that forged the deadly blade? Of rugged steel his savage soul was made.|Tibullus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War does not determine who is right - only who is left.|Bertrand Russell}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge.|General George S. Patton}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
[[RAGE|&#039;&#039;&#039;Khorne&#039;&#039;&#039;]], also known as Kharnath, Arkhar, Khorgar, [[Viking|Kjorn]], Khar, the Great Brass Bull, the Bloody Handed, the Axefather, the Bloodwolf, The Great Khorneholio, Special K, the [[Ulric|Wolf-Father]], Frowny Face McMurderaxe, Sergeant Slaughter, the Lord of Fighters, the Messiah of Mayhem, Call of Duty: Demon DLC, [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|The Parapeligac Sociopath]], [[If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device|MegaSatan]], Definitely not fucking Khaine, [[Dwarf Fortress|Armok]], and 8666 other names, is the [[Chaos God]] of war, murder, savagery, hatred (though he is starting to question that one at times thinking it belongs more to [[Slannesh|his arch enemy]] than it does him), murder, destruction, rage, wrath, murder, battle, barbarism and [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|manliness]]...oh and did we mention murder. He is also the mofo that the Klingons worship. As well as this he symbolises courage, athleticism, determination, daring, discipline, sportsmanship, honor, impulsiveness, and struggling onward in the face of any odds. But mostly he&#039;s simply about being angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is commonly held to be the strongest [[Chaos]] God by default, and is associated with wolves and powerful hunting dogs, as well as lions and bulls. For another reason that is likely inspired by occultism, Khorne&#039;s sacred number is eight - and thus, his followers tend to organize themselves into groups of eights and its multiples. Fun fact, this also means that the names of Khornate daemons are usually comprised of eight syllables. &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SkullThrone.jpg|400px|right|thumb|The Big K in all his glory contemplating on whose rectum he is going to shove his chainaxe into with extreme prejudice.(Spoiler: its everyone)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne, by virtue of being the most powerful Chaos God, is also the most powerful general &amp;quot;divinity&amp;quot; in both iterations of Warhammer. In both versions of Warhammer, his followers are characterized by an overbearing need to spill blood and engage in honest battle, as well as a violent code of martial honour and a &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; approach to morality. They tend to be dutiful, as well, but said duties involve whacking their axes into their enemy and painting their blood all over villages gargling their blood as mouthwash (if only because Khorne&#039;s only real command is to spill worthy blood in his name). &lt;br /&gt;
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This is where Khorne and Slaanesh generally clash as enemy gods. While Khorne instills discipline, honor and a sense of selfless duty in his followers to obey a single purpose (spill blood in his name), Slaanesh is the polar opposite. Slaanesh instead tells his/her followers to do &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;whoever&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; whatever they want in their own selfish pursuit of pleasure, caring not for the consequences of their actions (e.g; using your authority to hoard food from your starving citizens, so you can indulge in bottomless gluttony every day).&lt;br /&gt;
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This is also why Khorne is at odds with Tzeentch: Tzeentch sees things like honor and discipline as unnecessary hamstrings towards one&#039;s advancement and opts that everything is on the table when one wishes to further their position (why duel your Lord for his position when you could arrange for an &amp;quot;accident&amp;quot; to befall him, instead? Sure its a low-blow, but if your lord was too stupid to see that car bomb coming, was he really deserving of loyalty?). The same can be said of his disdain for sorcery. Tzeentch thinks that mortals using the power of the gods themselves is fair game in their pursuit of progress (so long as you can control it), while Khorne thinks that using anything else but your own strength alone means you are weak and his &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; ideal has no place for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also has the distinction of being the only Chaos God (or any god for that matter) whose word you can take at face value. The other gods don&#039;t realize that disdain for scheming and backstabbing isn&#039;t the same as being stupid. Nor do they realize that over-complicating things is actually the worst thing a planner can do. The more unnecessary variables to a plan, the easier it is for something to break. ([[Just as Planned|that said Tzeentchian plans have divination included into them, eliminating most tactical miscalculations]], [[Not as Planned|unless Tzeentch wanted it to happen.]]). So - you actually want results? Be practical. Involve only as many steps as you need. Beat someone until they&#039;re reduced to a bloody smear on the ground - no step 2 required.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, Khorne isn&#039;t a stupid brute, he&#039;s actually pretty smart. The god of battles knows a thing or two about tactics and warfare. That said, Khorne&#039;s doctrine is inflexible. One, straightforward approach to anything. Simply put: Break everything in half. Which means that it all rides on an &amp;quot;all-or-nothing&amp;quot; deal. If his battering ram approach doesn&#039;t work there&#039;s little to be done to salvage the situation beyond everyone dying a glorious death. Usually this isn&#039;t the case for most battles, the Khornates&#039; overwhelming need to quench their bloodlust gets in the way of reorganization. Of course, if things go according to plan, there are only few things that can stop the demonically-possessed no brakes hate train.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Khorne had a voice actor it would have been BRIAN BLESSED but BRIAN chose Gotrek instead, the rejection sending Khorne&#039;s rage to new heights (unsubstantiated rumors say Khorne&#039;s considered sending Skulltaker and Karnak after BRIAN BLESSED, but Khorne realized all he&#039;ll get from that is two dead daemons with burst eardrums).&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw64e7JVRj0 Here is his theme song.]&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is described as resembling a giant, iron-hewed warrior clad in red armour, with a massive sword and a winged helm that conceals a snarling face like that of a wolf. This humanoid form could be seen as something darkly meaningful, were it not for the fact that more or less everyone in both settings is conveniently human-shaped.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Khorne First.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The first depiction of Khorne in Warhammer art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, most artists at GW forget that he&#039;s supposed to look a giant Chaos Warrior and instead make him look like an overgrown Bloodthirster on a chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and His Worship===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is the easiest god ever to worship. Where [[Tzeentch|other]] [[Slaanesh|more]] [[Nurgle|pussified]] gods may demand you to memorize overly long prayers and hymns, or to build huge houses of worship and other such unmanly bullshit, Khorne is venerated with one thing and one thing only: the time-honoured tradition of [[rip and tear|hack&#039;n&#039;slash]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is worshipped on the battlefield. His hymns are the sound of steel on steel, his sacraments are the blows of hammer and axe, his only prayer the bellowing of the warcry &amp;quot;Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!&amp;quot; and his libation is the blood spilled in his name. &lt;br /&gt;
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In essence, you worship Khorne by being a good warrior. And as a warrior, you&#039;ll find your interests and his tend to generally align; he wants death but isn&#039;t picky on who, and you want to live to fight another day. Thus, the mere act of preserving your life will earn the pleasure of the god of battle. In a setting where there is no peace, only war, Khorne is always going to be massively powerful. Further, most of the armies embody one of his aspects - [[Space Marine|Powerful]] and [[Necron|fearless]] warriors are the [[Chaos|chosen]] of Khorne, but he favors those who use [[Ork|brute force assaults]] carried out with [[Tyranid|singular purpose and no remorse]] just as well. [[Just As Planned|Khorne wins in fights his forces weren&#039;t even involved in]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Khorne is one of those honourable war-gods. So don&#039;t think that beating your enemies by anything other than sheer strength, skill and aggression will make him happy. And for the love of Sigmar/Emprah, don&#039;t try to cheat by picking fights with the weak or helpless or by giving him baby skulls. Khorne expects a form of savage, viking-esque dignity from his followers and for them to be generally [[Fist of the North Star|manly]], this means you have to fight worthy opponents and those generally able to at least hold up a sword. &#039;&#039;Only after&#039;&#039; the worthwhile enemies are out of the way; then you can gorge yourself on the blood of women and children all you want (or make them fight amongst themselves and recruit the survivors, or enslave them, or whatever). Most of the writers forget this, thinking that Khorne really gives no fucks about what you kill, and it makes Khorne [[Rage|snarl in anger]]. Though he continues to send his flesh-hounds to hunt down those who flee and abandon their brothers on the battlefield, be they Chaos or non-Chaos. &lt;br /&gt;
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Aside from that and (obviously) never backing down from a fight, Khorne has no commandments whatsoever. But deviating from the aforementioned in the slightest is begging for the flesh-hounds to tear your ass apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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Such as it is, it would be incorrect to think Khorne doesn&#039;t have priests dedicated to him. Though, being a warrior god, these priests tend to be warriors themselves and are often marked by their god. In essence, the only difference between them and a Chaos marauder/Space Marine is several pounds of armour. In Warhammer Fantasy, these priests are called &#039;Bloodfathers&#039;, and in lieu of magic that is gifted to their priests by other gods, Khorne just gives [[AWESOME|HOLYSHITAWESOME]] fighting skills and visions of bloodshed. In [[Age of Sigmar]], they&#039;re called Slaughterpriests and they basically lead by example, killing while screaming out Khorne&#039;s name. If the killing is good enough, Khorne will empower the priest and/or his allies; but if the killing is unworthy, the priest himself will feel Khorne&#039;s wrath.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is also venerated by working brass into your armour and weapons and donning fashionable high collars. Occasionally, a warrior so pleases Khorne that he gifts him with specially made ones that in addition to looking fabulous can also grant total fucking immunity to magic. After all, who needs spellcasting when you can make a motherfucker&#039;s spine disappear - with your bare hands no less?&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, Khorne is worshiped by warriors, generals and basically anyone who likes battle. His chosen Space Marines legion is of course the World Eaters, in Warhammer Fantasy, the Norscans tend to venerate him with the greatest piety, especially the Aesling tribe, who are Khorne&#039;s most devoted servants in Fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne&#039;s take on magic===&lt;br /&gt;
As posted by an Anon some time ago, he perfectly summed up what Khorne&#039;s opinion on magic is: FUCK WIZARDS!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, here&#039;s what the &amp;quot;FUCK WIZARDS&amp;quot; thing means.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note that the hate of psykers/wizards/etc is pretty much the exact same and works by the same logic for both Khornates and the SoB/Black Templar/etc. Its a [[Conan the Barbarian|Conan-esque]] kind of swords and sorcery thing. Khornates hate wizards for [[3e|trivializing encounters with a single spell and overshadowing fighters]]. They hate turning what should be a military endeavor into a weird wizard show where people turn into frogs. They hate Slaaneshi for the same reason, they take what should be a wholesome murder fest and make it into something creepy and weird, what with them &amp;quot;discomporting themselves with the dead&amp;quot; and all that. In Realms of Chaos, its entirely possible for a librarian or wizard to go to Khorne. They just refrain from using their powers, and only use their psi/magic (in combat) to resist spells from that point onward.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are okay with laser beams. They are okay with sniper rifles. They are okay with flaming swords. They are okay with running people over with tanks. They are okay with chemical gas. They are okay with exterminatus. They are okay with holocausts. They are okay with blitzkriegs. They are okay with honorable duels at dawn.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are not okay with turning people to frogs, mind controlling people, raining glitterdust from the skies to blind everyone, raising armies of zombies to do the killing for you, and so forth. They are not okay with someone pointing their finger and you dropping dead. They are okay with rituals to summon demons. They are okay with navigating the warp without crashing into suns. They are okay with sending astropathic messages. They are okay with chaining wizards up and forcing them to eternally forge magic items on pain of death.&lt;br /&gt;
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You may consider it hypocritical that Khornates are okay with blatantly unfair TECHNOLOGICAL murder, but not okay with blatantly unfair MIND/MAGICAL murder, but the point, or at least one interpretation, is that wizards/psykers fucking cheat. They do. They steal the power of the Warp for their own ends. As long as they stay in line, and do nothing but permit the warrior to enact his craft, fine, let them live, albeit in terror, enslaved by chains of brass until the day they are no longer useful, at which point their skulls can join Khorne&#039;s throne.&lt;br /&gt;
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But stealing the Gods&#039; own fire and using it to do what mortals should do through their own skill and strength is unacceptable. Remember that technology is completely valid to Khorne. Stealth is completely valid to Khorne. Skill is completely valid to Khorne. Cleverness is completely valid to Khorne. The nuclear bomb and other innovations that come after it could be seen to be unfair. But it is a mortal invention. Mortals should give honor to Khorne by murdering each other through the sweat of their brow.&lt;br /&gt;
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The scientist who devises new ways to kill is a saint. His work can be put to any other use -- [[Slaanesh|enriching human life]], [[Nurgle|ending hunger, fighting diseases]], [[Tzeentch|answering great questions]]. But the scientist who devises new bombs and weapons is, in his own way, a champion of Khorne. He takes his limitless human potential and nobly limits himself to new ways to kill. Whether you kill with a sword or a bomb, you are killing using good old fashioned mortal strength and genius. You aren&#039;t stealing warp energy from the gods in the form of a fireball and cravenly calling it your own.&lt;br /&gt;
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The forger of enchanted weapons, though deserving of slavery and abuse as all wizards are until the day they die, is an ideal symbol. It is fitting that spell energy be subjugated to and entombed within cold steel, just as wizards deserve to be subjugated to warriors until they lie cold and headless in the ground or else burnt to ash. The magic weapon is a symbol of might&#039;s superiority to magic.&lt;br /&gt;
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The jury is still out on whether or not Khorne is okay with magically imbued people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! When the Galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!&lt;br /&gt;
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tl;dr Magic is unmanly, grab a sword (or a 16-inch battleship cannon, if that&#039;s your thing) and go kill like real men do already.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and other Chaos gods===&lt;br /&gt;
As a rule, Khorne despises [[Slaanesh]] because they&#039;re an effeminate milk-sop who can&#039;t grow a beard or swing an axe like they&#039;ve got a pair (even though Slaanesh probably has the biggest pair, but less on that), and also because he personifies acting outwardly (ie: seeking the deaths of others), while Slaanesh acts inwardly (ie: seeking their own pleasure). Khorne also finds Slaanesh&#039;s obsession with luxury and torture wasteful and dishonorable. Slaanesh is about living it up while Khorne is about tearing it the fuck down. not to mention it&#039;s apparent belief that those who wrong you are meant to suffer for it. which surprisingly Khonre doesn&#039;t agree with. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also hates [[Tzeentch]], though they are not fundamental rivals, because his reliance on magic is seen as a sign of weakness and his desire not to face his foes in person is decried by Khorne as cowardly. Khorne sees his penchant for deceit and trickery as dishonorable. Also Khorne prefers muscles over books (plus Tzeentch is a huge NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD).&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne thinks he hates [[Nurgle]] also, because the fat fuck doesn&#039;t even try to get shit done. Thus, his embodiment as sloth runs contrary to the active, vital aspect of Khorne, but he&#039;s all for death if its by homicide or genocide. &lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s also [[Solkan]], the not-Chaos Chaos God of Law and a rival of Khorne, being the only Chaos god that can match him in sheer RAAAAEG. Khorne likes to sit back and have a chuckle at Solkan&#039;s outbursts, if only because the last time he actually tried to move in on Solkan&#039;s turf he lost that fight. Not even the Blood God can top the sexually frustrated wrath of a guy looking for his [[Arianka|sisterwife]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of all the Chaos gods, Khorne actually hates [[Malal]] the least. For one thing, he respects the lost god for sticking to his guns: he hates the other gods, wants them dead and is actively working towards that goal. Since Nurgle just sits there being a scabby procrastinator, Tzeentch just has to have his fingers in everyone&#039;s business and Slaanesh is fucking Slaanesh (really, they are), this is something Khorne can sympathize with. Also, Malal is one of the only chaos gods to put up a halfway decent fight when Khorne manages to find him, which would mean that they would be best buds if Malal wasn&#039;t a self destructive, omnicidal lunatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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In short he has problems with almost everyone and pissed at almost everyone, including you even if you worship him (usually its a matter how pissed he is at you). And they hate him too. Except for Nurgle, who&#039;s too nice to hate anyone. if you earn his respect however, he will give you it. (he has high standards though, meeting them is quite hard.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and non-Chaotic Gods===&lt;br /&gt;
Well, [[Ulric]] is his little brother and they tend to get along rather well. Ulric&#039;s still ridiculing Khorne over the fact that one of his greatest champions, Haargroth, got his head smashed in by Ulric&#039;s Ar-Ulric, Khorne usually replies by pointing out that &#039;&#039;Storm of Chaos&#039;&#039; isn&#039;t canon anymore. Not that that stops Ulric. Khorne and Ulric often get into arguments over which one of them is moar Viking; with Khorne usually winning by pointing out that his top worshipers actually are Vikings and that he has a Valkyrie. They also settle this with arm wrestling and drinking contests. There&#039;s a lot of belligerence, but you can sense the brotherly love underneath. Indeed, it&#039;s kind of a [[Fist of the North Star|Raoh/Ken relationship]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite both being war-gods, Khorne has a poor relationship with [[Myrmidia]]. Khorne, despite being a master of tactics and sieges and the finer points of warfare, vastly prefers a manly head-on charge, and Myrmidia&#039;s sissy &amp;quot;planning&amp;quot; approach to warfare therefore offends Khorne.  Most meetings between the Blood God and the Maiden of Strategy end with the Blood God fuming impotently because his strict code of martial honour does not permit him to hit girls (or pull their hair) and retreating to his tree house.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is the only Chaos God who tolerates Sigmar because he thinks he&#039;s pretty bad-ass AND respects the idea of a mortal man becoming a god. That and Sigmar&#039;s comic book series, Sigmar the Emprahrian, has great splashpages of fights and no SWORDSWORDSWORDS. However, this tolerance is only one-sided, and while Khorne respects him, it doesn&#039;t mean he won&#039;t try to put an axe in his head for being an sworn enemy of Chaos.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When asked about the [[Emperor]], Khorne usually responds with a streaming torrent of bloody curses and oaths which causes a bloody froth to start leaking from his helmet. In short, he is remarkably indifferent to the old man. Ironically, they share many of the same beliefs: They both disliked psykers, they both have a kick ass thrones, and they both have units dedicated to close combat. Hell, even the Emprah&#039;s head is a skull. What&#039;s not to like...oh maybe the fact that he&#039;s a COMPLETE FUCKING HYPOCRITE!&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is utterly sick and tired of anyone who dares associate him with [[Khaine|40Khaine]]. Before eviscerating anyone who makes that connection, he will often give a short PowerPoint presentation, explaining how Khaine is an honourless god of murder and sadism while he himself is a god of honourable and forthright battle and courage, and how sadism is contrary to his code (Khorne indeed used to be about honorable combat, but now he&#039;s just about mindless violence and hating everyone for either piss-poor reasons or for no reason at all. Goddammit, GW). Khorne then reiterates that Khaine&#039;s elfishness and love for scantily clad women is sickening and makes him more like Slaanesh...  Of course, this is just a front on Khorne&#039;s part.  Khaine&#039;s love of war combined with his elfness and that his most ardent worshippers are scantily-clad women proves Khaine to be the secret love-child of Khorne and Slaanesh (tsundere confir- *sounds of violent, painful evisceration* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|WHO DARES? IN MY OWN PAGE, OF ALL THINGS? FUCK YOUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Slaanesh|Search your feelings you know it to be true]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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That being said, Khaine does have a dual nature in Fantasy thanks to being worshiped by [[Dark Elves]] and paid respect to by [[High Elves]], where one side is indeed honorable and just wants to keep fighting and being badass which means Khorne can tolerate him approximately half the time. The fact that both are patrons of [[Blood Bowl]] teams is usually the common ground, with Khaine and Khorne crashing/trashing some other God&#039;s house to watch on game nights while downing can after can of Bloodweisers and shoveling Dwarf Rinds in their faces. Khaine periodically tries to invade the realm of Khorne whenever the Khornate team beats the Dark Elf team, with such meetings ending with the two having a hell of a banger and many broken bones in the afterlife. When Khaine&#039;s team beats Khorne&#039;s, Khorne takes out his aggression by beating the fuck out of Slaanesh (no homo) while Dark Elves go on safari hunting [[Warriors of Chaos|Khorne&#039;s worshipers]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has absolutely no patience for the [[Horned Rat]], who is a favorite of Nurgle and Tzeentch respectively. It&#039;s a weak vermin whose very existence pisses him off. As a result, Khorne is much more fond of [[Sotek]] who encourages killing the fuck out of [[Skaven]] whenever they appear, and is also a fan of blood sacrifice (the fact that Sotek wants hearts and cares nothing for skulls is reassuring since they don&#039;t intrude on each other&#039;s fetish); this fondness is entirely one-sided.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like the other Chaos Gods, Khorne has no fucking clue what the Great Maw is. However, it doesn&#039;t seem to complain when [[Ogre Kingdoms|Ogres]] worship Khorne, so he&#039;s got nothing against him...her...it...schclim...whatever, the big god-thing that wants to eat.&lt;br /&gt;
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The pantheon of the [[Tomb Kings]] mostly stick to themselves, so Khorne only knows they exist.. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is impressed with the [[Bretonnia|Bretonnian]] race by the fact they&#039;re the epitome of honor and glorious valor. On the other hand, their entire race has been tricked by a single fucking Elf Goddess into doing their every command which fills Khorne with incomprehensible fury. As it stands, the first being that&#039;s going to get the axe when Khorne manages to get an avatar to manifest in the material plane is Lileath. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mork]] and [[Gork]]/Gork and Mork are Khorne&#039;s old drinking buddies. They piss him off more than any other beings in existence, but after a good 3-way beatdown and a few billion cases of squig beer he realizes they&#039;re alright company.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has a feeling that he&#039;d get along with the gods of the [[Dwarfs]], but even their introductions (being long ass winded descriptions of their primary worshipers and their lineages) irritate him so much he can&#039;t even get into a conversation with them. One of them is STILL giving his own introduction, and has been for about 20,000 years or so now (and he hasn&#039;t even reached the changes that have happened since he started). Unable to make him aware of what&#039;s going on around him, Khorne simply moved him into the guest room and bricked it off with a wall of skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for the [[Tyranid|Bugs?]], Khorne hates them &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Especially&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; due to them not having real blood, just vile alien ichor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==His portrayal in Warhammer Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s a half-way mythologically accurate version of [[Viking|Odin]], whose very name means Fury (and one translation means &#039;frenzy&#039;). You could also make the case that Khorne is Thor minus any protective instincts towards humanity, as both are whirling vortices of blood and spit who are associated with the colour red and its connotation of anger. &lt;br /&gt;
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No, that&#039;s it. Get the fuck out; he&#039;s an axe-crazy, psychopathic, evil-as-balls daemonic version of Odin - so basically the Norse god of wisdom, with wisdom actually treated the way Vikings would have recognized.  Currently there&#039;s a bit of a debate about how much of Odin he represents (see discussion page) so this bit will list the similarities and some of the differences.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, for one thing, Chaos worshipers in Warhammer Fantasy actually are Vikings. Read about them [[Warriors of Chaos|here]]. Secondly, Khorne is closely associated with wolves in that setting (one of Odin&#039;s names literally translates to &#039;Battle Wolf&#039;), and even has a wolf-like pet in Karanak, thus, fulfilling a role similar to Freki and Geri, or more closely, Garmr (having three heads, Karnak also parallels Cerberus from Greek Mythology).  Also, it&#039;s revealed in Knight of the Realm that Khorne owns two hunting wolves/giant fleshhounds called Garmr and Gormr, with whom he partakes in a wild hunt across the heavens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another point of similarity is that both Odin and Khorne are war gods explicitly connected with berserker rage.  They have their own warrior-cults associated with them who fight with said rage and Odin&#039;s Olfhednar are practically the same as Khorne&#039;s Chosen in both form and function. &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, thanks to Valkia, Khorne also has a Valkyrie to further the similarity between him and Odin. This was inevitable, of course, given that the Warriors of Chaos are indeed an evil version of the Vikings as has already been stated. It should also be noted that Valkia&#039;s similarity to the Valkyries is not a superficial one. She is actually referred to as &#039;the Sword-Maiden of the Blood God&#039; in the WoC codex, and is Khorne&#039;s Chooser of the Slain who carries those worthy champions and warriors of his to fight on in the Blood God&#039;s halls after death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, we got a glimpse of his neck of the Realm of Chaos in the Valkia novel written by Sarah Cock-well. It was basically Chaos Valhalla, and here&#039;s some of his quotes:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A cleaved head no longer plots.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;A head stuck on a pike no longer conspires.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Put to the sword they who disagree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Now for the differences, aside from the obvious physical ones Odin also scries, it&#039;s woman&#039;s magic taught to him by Frigg and Freya.  He&#039;s got the rage, yeah, but he&#039;s also all about fate and averting ragnarok, (directly opposed to Khorne&#039;s goals) even if he knows he can&#039;t stop it since fate works that way; in that regard Khorne is more like Surtr from Norse Mythology (the fiery giant who wages war and brings flames that would consume the Earth - the instigator of Ragnarok).  We see this in the Havamal, Grimnismal, the Voluspa, and the Lokasenna.  Hell, in Lokasenna, we learn he cross dresses, ie was tied into shamanic practices (Indo-Europeans have a thing for seers in drag).  He can also get to Tzeentch levels with his planning and Odin&#039;s perfectly fine with Runic magic, whereas Khorne hates that shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Champions Of Khorne==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Kharn the Betrayer]]: Embodiment of Crazy Awesome and Patron Saint of fun guys everywhere. Kharn is Khorne&#039;s greatest mortal champion in 40K and has a wholly deserved reputation as a team-killing nutso. Once upon a time, Kharn was a straight-laced, meticulous Assault Captain of the World Eaters 8th company. But [[Horus Heresy|after a certain chain of events]] dedicated himself wholly to Khorne, thus becoming one of the most fucking lethal warriors in the galaxy as well as probably the most religiously devoted of Khorne&#039;s servants. Also notable for shattering two entire Space Marine legions by himself with a flamethrower in a single night. Despite this, since his first appearance (where he was no different from other Berzerkers) he became more and more coolheaded when not in combat (and even then there are moments when he is coolheaded in combat). He&#039;s become a swell guy because of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Angron]]: &#039;&#039;&#039;HE! GETS! SHIT! DONE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. Khorne&#039;s foremost Daemon Prince alongside Doombreed. PERIOD. &lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Doombreed]]: Khorne&#039;s greatest Daemon Prince ever and possibly either Genghis Khan or Turgeis the Devil IRL (probably Genghis Khan, Turgeis the Devil&#039;s infamy mostly came from cowardly tactics - he attacking churches because non-combatants like clergymen and monks didn&#039;t put up the best fights and to steal all the holy relics and decoration made from precious metals). Notable for launching an actually successful Dark Crusade that wiped out two Space Marine chapters. Which is more than a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure has pulled off]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Svane Vulfbad]]: EVEN IN 40K KHORNE&#039;S CHOSEN ARE VIKINGS. Svane Vulfbad was a motherfucking badass [[Awesome|Chaos Terminator Space Wolf Chaos Lord]] who grew tired of the Imperium&#039;s sickening effeminate inability to GET SHIT DONE and the Space Wolves&#039; sickening fur-fetishes and instead decided to dedicated himself to a god worthy of his kickassery. He thus became a badass Chaos Lord dedicated to Khorne (because a berserker god of war who likes axes meshes well with Vikings) and was killed, anticlimactically, by a thunderbolt while fighting Harald Deathwolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Crull]]: A Chaos Lord from Winter Assault notable only for making idiotic statements, and utilizing Sorcerers in his warband when there&#039;s some possessing to be done. Also has a weird way of saying &amp;quot;drown&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Azariah Kyras]]: A Librarian who somehow became a Champion of Khorne and who ascended to daemonhood. Presumably, his [[Awesome|speaking skills were great enough that the Blood God was able to give him slight leeway in regards to the &#039;no Psyker rule&#039;]], likely because he was a philosopher of carrion and slaughter, showing Khorne&#039;s way as freedom, freedom in meaningless, in mindlessness, which he accuses the functionings of the universe of. Khorne loves that stuff, existentialism for skulls, especially when it&#039;s an arch-traitor responsible for the deaths of billions, then declaring openly his allegience of Chaos to his fellow Mehreens as he is about to ascend as one of the most powerful daemon princes ever. A psyker who uses psykic powers to bring about good old kinetic Exterminatus, their reputation to raise covert cults of slaughter, discover their lust for combat and seek to encompass it, and ultimatedly be the poster child of Khornist Existentialism is too good of a chance for Khorne to pass up, who either wins against the galaxy or gets to devour Kyras&#039; soul in a good long bloodbashing and probably still make a good Greater Daemon of Khorne out of him, probably the one and only Chaos tactical genius who could actually lead a Black Crusade properly. That&#039;s another reason Khorne likes him. Kyras&#039; no funny business style of simply tearing a sector apart however possible tends to draw other Chaos God devotees under the wing of a Khornate champion. Here is the speech of doom that he gives the player&#039;s army (before the last level of the game ) or per canon, the Blood Ravens following Captain Diomedes before the climax:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. &lt;br /&gt;
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In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne&#039;s messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! &lt;br /&gt;
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In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free! &lt;br /&gt;
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BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET... THE GALAXY... BUUUURRRRNNN!!!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Also notable as the single longest-to-fucking-kill-boss in the history of the Dawn of War series other than [[Ulkair]]. (Not that we haven&#039;t found ways to cheese him in under five minutes, namely Tyranids spamming warriors with venom upgrades alongside Hive Lord with his anti-daemon gun) Still, pure undiluted awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Fantasy===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;VIKINGS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;VIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Valkia the Bloody]]: A pissed off badass Valkyrie who chooses who will fight on in the Halls of the Blood God after they die in glorious battle. She managed to kill a motherfucking DAEMON PRINCE as a lowly, un-Marked, un-augmented human in SINGLE COMBAT to earn Khorne&#039;s favour, CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF, AND THEN CARRIED IT BACK TO THE NORTH TO PLACE AT THE FOOT OF THE SKULL THRONE. And then she died on the way. But Khorne was so impressed by this badassery/pissed off by her death, he resurrected her as a fucking Daemon Princess. Now she flies around the battlefields of the world slaughtering anything that looks at her funny and bearing Norsemen to the Khorne&#039;s place for a glorious afterlife of fighting and drinking. She is also far more attractive than anything of Slaanesh&#039;s menagerie, much to the Prince of Pleasure&#039;s eternal rage and the Bloodfather&#039;s great amusement, primarily due to having hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Garmr Hrodvitnir: Aka Billy Squigins, A Chaos Lord of Khorne who managed to almost kill Gotrek Fucking Gurnisson in a fight. &#039;Nuff said.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hrothgar Daemonaxe: A Chaos Lord who only had his rules and miniatures released at a Games Day. He had the statline of a Bloodthirster. His miniature also depicts him throttling an elf, which makes him a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Arbaal the Undefeated: Nicknamed &#039;Arbaal the Easily Defeatable&#039; due to his rules from Champions of Chaos having been shockingly awful. Arbaal&#039;s been effectively retcon&#039;d out of existence under the excuse that he&#039;s journeyed into the Realm of Chaos to challenge Khorne himself to a fight. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Good luck with that.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It went about as well as you expected.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Scyla Anfingrimm: The greatest [[Chaos Spawn|You-Know-What]] ever to walk the earth. Scyla was a Chaos Lord of Khorne who got one too many mutations before his time and devolved into a YKW. But he&#039;s the most badass YKW ever, and is a leadership 10 general. Which is impressive considering the only thing he can say is &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Chaos Lord Varmisgal: A Chaos Lord who&#039;s blood has turned to liquid bronze. He is responsible for the stalking brass bull of Nuln and the great raid into the Misty Mountains... it is also alleged he ate his own penis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Valmir Aesling: A Norscan king and Champion of Khorne who destroyed the Norse Dwarf Hold of Kraka Drak. Managed to get a fucking Daemon Prince to work for him, slaughtered a metric fuck-ton of Norse Dwarfs (roughly 8 times the manliness of a regular Dwarf and thus worth 24 Space Wolves). [[Awesome|Also rode a motherfucking chariot pulled by skinless bears]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* Egil Styrbjorn: A Norscan High Yarl of the Skaeligs and probably the greatest epitome of manliness a Chaos Warrior devoted to Khorne can achieve. He slew a lot and took names, kicked Bretonnian arses, sexed many women yet never got a proper heir (only daughters). It was so bad for him that he adopted a boy that became later his personal shamanistic seer and advisor...that is until he banged a Kurgan Sorceress that was prophesied by said shaman to bear Egil&#039;s son, yet the damned cheese eating surrender monkeys took her and his unborn son away, which he answered them with apocalyptic RAAAAAGE and titanic slaughter (added that said Sorceress wanted to sacrifice the unborn child for immortality actually made this a good situation; there&#039;s also the fact that the Kurgan Sorceress was actually possessing a Bretonnian noblewoman when she did the deed with Egil so Egil&#039;s son was in that Bretonnian&#039;s womb, and the Bretonnian Knights wanted to rescue her). And thus there was an epic campaign to retrieve the boy. Wields two badass flaming axes called Garmr and Gormr. Really dislikes the Lady of the Lake and other Southerner gods. So manly he is that he let a Grail Knight stab him only to throw back his sword to him. Also known for embodying Khorne&#039;s tactical take on war, which he mercilessly used against the Bretonnian Knights that stubbornly charged his warriors head on (until said knights realized that they were duped and slaughtered in seconds).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Skarr Bloodwrath]]: Deranged respawning berserker with axes that double as flails. Joined [[Archaon]]&#039;s posse during [[The End Times]] as one of the many Khornate forces that helped hasten the end of the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Khorne Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
* Interestingly the word &amp;quot;Khorne&amp;quot; in Ancient Cypriot Greek literally means to &amp;quot;Shit Blood&amp;quot;. Kh&#039; - &amp;quot;To force outward&amp;quot;,  ORN - &amp;quot;Back passage&amp;quot;, Ee - &amp;quot;Blood&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Doombreed, Khorne&#039;s second daemon prince servant, might actually be Genghis Khan himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne&#039;s looking for ways to incorporate dinosaurs into his armies, due to the sheer amount of [[RIP AND TEAR]] they can unleash on their enemies. He&#039;s unbelievably pissed that he hasn&#039;t managed to get any yet- &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|YOU GAVE IT AWAY?!?!? FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;secretly&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;{{Blam|BLATANTLY}}&#039;&#039;&#039; hates everyone who kills the defenseless in his name. He&#039;d plot ways to kill them, but he&#039;s too mad to do that. (So what else is new?)&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne was just able to stand watching Jurassic World once it got going due to the Indominus Rex and how it made everything else look like bitches.  He raged when it died.  He&#039;s looking for its skull &#039;cause he wishes he could have it as one of his servants- *sounds of swords and blood* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|FAGGOT!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;  (Why couldn&#039;t Khorne just seek the skull of the Mosasaurus that killed it?  Or Rexie, T-rex is classic, I hear you say.) To that, I answer that coz without the Mosasaurus then Rex would&#039;a DIED.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is unsure whether or not he hates [[Cultist-chan]], due to a) the fact that she can&#039;t do anything except scream about &#039;kap-tooring eet for kay-oss&#039; and get purged and b) the fact that she&#039;s so good at spreading [[RAEG]] amongst various unlucky meatsacks and fa/tg/uys. And that indecisiveness makes him foam at the mouth in an unending rage.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne practically invented flipping the table when you lose at card games, or it goes too slowly. He does this whenever the major Warp entities play cards in the Formless Wastes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Followers of Khorne actually have the ability to pull off [[LIIVI]]/[[Eldrad]] level dick-style moves in battle. They just choose not to do this.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne wanted [[Settra the Imperishable]] as one of his servants once. However, Settra won&#039;t ever serve Khorne, even going so far as to give ALL OF CHAOS the &#039;&#039;&#039;motherfucking middle finger&#039;&#039;&#039; before going off to hunt down [[Nagash]]. That said, Settra may well be one of the few mortal beings besides his own servants Khorne has any respect for. He still hates Settra though.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh once created some Kayos Spess Mehreens with his/her colour scheme, but with armour nicked off fallen Khornate warriors. And when Khorne saw this, &#039;&#039;&#039;his wrath was legendary&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh and Khorne also have regular &#039;plans&#039; on Friday night- *sounds of something even bigger than a [[Bloodthirster]] coming through and much ripping and tearing* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|NO! YOU&#039;RE LYING!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emperor|That Twat With The Chair]] and Khorne haven&#039;t &#039;&#039;&#039;SMACKED DOWN&#039;&#039;&#039; yet, but Khorne is secretly looking forward to it when it happens- he wants to test Spess Jaysis&#039;s might against his own. Tickets are now on sale!&lt;br /&gt;
*If an internet hyperlink comes up red, it&#039;s not because the page doesn&#039;t exist, it&#039;s because Khorne looked at what was once on the other end, and &#039;&#039;&#039;he didn&#039;t like what he saw&#039;&#039;&#039;, so much so that the hyperlink is stained with the blood of what once was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite form of grouping is in ogdoads, for reasons that should be obvious once you know what that word means.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite [[video game|vidja]] was [[Doom]]. he abandoned it in a strange combination of terror and appreciation once he learned it was Biographical/Autobiographical.&lt;br /&gt;
* If Khorne is acting calm towards you, don&#039;t relax. He doesn&#039;t like anything, he just hates some things less than others. There is such a thing as cold-hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne was &#039;&#039;&#039;ALMOST&#039;&#039;&#039; pleased when [[Iskandar Khayon]] smashed his ship, the &#039;&#039;Tlaloc&#039;&#039;, into the Slaaneshi world of Harmony, killing a whole shitload of Slaaneshi fucks and breaking the planet in half. Then he remembered Khayon was a damn Thousand Son Sorcerer. Fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne will not stab you in the back. He will simply stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few beings have ever earned Khorne&#039;s respect. but the most notable is the &#039;&#039;&#039;MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;...and his kin (and yes doomguy does have relatives...and battle brothers)&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne hates snipers. Partly because they sneak and hide like pussies and don&#039;t get into a proper fight, partly because head shots ruin perfectly good skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is the patron god of Chimpanzees (no seriously, look them up; those bastards are the the fucking marauding barbarians of the jungle, especially since their cousins the Bonobos seem like milquetoast Slaanesh followers).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne&#039;s followers off the battlefield. REVERSE ARMWRESTLE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffles for the Blood God!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne&#039;s trainers prefer violent Pokémon. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Free like a riding demon by Ragathol.jpg|Khornette.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Backwardsthrone.jpg|Just as Planned. Always. As. Planned.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khornette.jpg|Khorne wants to know why the drawfags never give them noses. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Tea Time.jpg|In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still time for tea...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khorne-Art.jpg|Warriors of Chaos: making everything in 40K look like bitches since 2002.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:You&#039;re_madder_than_Khorne.png|There &#039;&#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039;&#039; such a thing as being too mad for Khorne!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorneholiover2.png |The [[Cornholio the Cultist|Great Khorneholio]]. He needs blood and skulls for his bunghole.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne-and-Slaanesh.jpg|Nine months later Khaine was born...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anon_pleases_Khorne.png|Who knew Berzerkers came in &#039;&#039;Shrimp&#039;&#039; size?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne Flakes.jpg|The tastiest of all! Add blood for more flavor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Brass]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berserker]] - Chaos Space Marines with Axes and a bad attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne and the Primarch of World Eaters.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Eaters]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Khârn|Khârn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Valkia the Bloody]] - Scarousal in it&#039;s purest form.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Khorne_Daemonkin(7E)|Tactics/Khorne Daemonkin]] - That&#039;s right, meatsacks! The servants of Khorne have their own codex!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Chaos/Blades of Khorne|Tactics/Blades of Khorne]] - Khorne&#039;s servants in AoS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sorcerers of Khorne]] - Double heresy!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doombreed]] - One angry son of a bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom|the one guy Khorne respects]]&lt;br /&gt;
* This pretty much sums up his forces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&amp;amp;feature=channel_video_title&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20#Khorne_is_underpowered_in_40k|Khorne is underpowered in 40k]]&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE - death metal song devoted to Khorne. &lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - trash metal song summing up Khorne pretty well.&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUB9QGKCNmI - a bunch of anime Khorne worshippers. Better than it sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - another metal song devoted to Khorne. GW actually commissioned this one. Yes, they really were that awesome back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:lime;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;MORK IS BEZT AT SNEAKIN&#039;ND SMASHIN WAAAAAAAAGH!!!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;- The Shoutings of Mork on how &#039;Kunning&#039; he is &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Mork&#039;&#039;&#039; is one of the two [[Ork]] gods. He is more cunning but still brutal, while [[Gork]] is more brutal but still cunning. The core &amp;quot;difference&amp;quot; between them is that Mork will hit you when you aren&#039;t looking, while Gork will hit you harder when you &#039;&#039;are&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Prior to 7th edition, Orks had no idea which god was Mork and which god was Gork (and debates were just another excuse to fight each other). This was eventually dropped because it was super awkward to write. Most likely [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|the Prophet of Gork and Mork]] laid down his [[Weirdboy|head]]-canon, and the other Orks figured he was big enough to close the matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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And before you ask, no, he does not say &amp;quot;nanu-nanu&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;shazbot&amp;quot;. nor does he have a girl friend named Mindy.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Mork Himself==&lt;br /&gt;
As mentioned above, Mork is the Ork God for sheer cunning and determination. Some may debate that the ork Gods can compete with the Chaos Gods when talking about cunningness or power, but there is no way of knowing for sure. As the Warp&#039;s nature is ever-changing and spontaneous, the might of a certain god is never set in place. Although, there is a fact that each race&#039;s feelings are represented by an entity in the Warp and as the ork population and crusades grow in number, so does the might of Gork and Mork. In the long run, in a sense, he could arguably be one of the most powerful entities in the warp along with his twin Gork and the Chaos Gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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In contrast to his twin Gork, Mork often favors (and in return is favored by) those of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;any&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; some intellectual ability, meaning that Big Meks, Flashgitz or any other Orks who actually use their brains once in a while are often a prime candidate for Mork&#039;s favor. Hence, though Gork may be more physically powerful of the two, Mork is arguably the more intelligent and wise of the twins.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Latest-2GorkaMorka.jpg|right|300px|thumb|Sometimes Mork and Gork won&#039;t help you because they don&#039;t like you. Sometimes they&#039;re too busy krumping each other on the heads to pay attention to your plea.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From what can be determined, given what little (if any) history is available on the Orks, both Gork and Mork came into existence upon the Orks&#039; creation when they inadvertently started channeling their essence (and wanton violence) into their gestalt field, similar to that of the Eldar; however the Orks&#039; gods often like to get a bit more &#039;personal&#039; with their subjects i.e. will offer cosmic aid to whoever is chanting their names long enough and if they decide they are worthy enough of their aid; if they are considered worthy, then woe to any forces opposing the tsunami of green people.]] Although they are both idolized upon, [[derp|the Orks often have no idea who they are directly praying to resulting in much]] [[lulz]] if a Weirdboy praying for Gork&#039;s space foot to crush the enemy [[FAIL|summons Mork instead]], who makes his head explode for mistaking their identities (not that they care THAT much).&lt;br /&gt;
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The only distinction that can be made between the two is that Gork is the more favored of the two gods for the more common greenskins, as he is the manifestation of power and might for the Orks, while Mork is more favored towards Orks that possess a sheer level of intellect and cunning such as BigMeks, Gretchins, Flashgitz and other Oddboyz. Whatever is the case, both are rumored to be more powerful than Khorne, due to the sheer psychic might of the Orks, and may actually have the power to snap Khorne like some sissy daemonette.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mirroring the Orks as a faction themselves, Gork and Mork united could probably overpower any other god. Also much like the Ork race, they fight each between themselves as much as external threats, much to the galaxy&#039;s relief. Fundamentally, this is the reason for the Orks to venerate twin gods. Though mild distinctions can be drawn, in practice Gork and Mork are identical. The reason there must be two is that Orks prize the glory of combat above all things. Why have two gods where one would suffice? So they can &#039;&#039;fight&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although no one has the faintest idea on what these twin gods may truly look like, they can at least be interpreted through the various designs of the BigMek&#039;s [[Stompa]]s and [[Gargant]]s, which are noted to be effigies of the two gods.&lt;br /&gt;
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==In Fantasy and Skubmar==&lt;br /&gt;
In [[Age of Sigmar]], Mork and Gork have fused into a singe god, [[Gorkamorka]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:khorne_by_baklaher-d7335e6.jpg|500px|thumb|right|Special K in all his glory, Sitting comfortably on his Skull Throne, being pissed off at everyone and everything.]]&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;- The creed of Khorne being Overused to Death&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke.|Homer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|The important thing in life is not victory but combat: it is not to have vanquished but to have fought well.|Pierre de Coubertin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War is the father of all.|Heraclitus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Who was the first that forged the deadly blade? Of rugged steel his savage soul was made.|Tibullus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War does not determine who is right - only who is left.|Bertrand Russell}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge.|General George S. Patton}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
[[RAGE|&#039;&#039;&#039;Khorne&#039;&#039;&#039;]], also known as Kharnath, Arkhar, Khorgar, [[Viking|Kjorn]], Khar, the Great Brass Bull, the Bloody Handed, the Axefather, the Bloodwolf, The Great Khorneholio, Special K, the [[Ulric|Wolf-Father]], Frowny Face McMurderaxe, Sergeant Slaughter, the Lord of Fighters, the Messiah of Mayhem, Call of Duty: Demon DLC, [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|The Parapeligac Sociopath]], [[If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device|MegaSatan]], Definitely not fucking Khaine, [[Dwarf Fortress|Armok]], and 8666 other names, is the [[Chaos God]] of war, murder, savagery, hatred (though he is starting to question that one at times thinking it belongs more to [[Slannesh|his arch enemy]] than it does him), murder, destruction, rage, wrath, murder, battle, barbarism and [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|manliness]]...oh and did we mention murder. He is also the mofo that the Klingons worship. As well as this he symbolises courage, athleticism, determination, daring, discipline, sportsmanship, honor, impulsiveness, and struggling onward in the face of any odds. But mostly he&#039;s simply about being angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is commonly held to be the strongest [[Chaos]] God by default, and is associated with wolves and powerful hunting dogs, as well as lions and bulls. For another reason that is likely inspired by occultism, Khorne&#039;s sacred number is eight - and thus, his followers tend to organize themselves into groups of eights and its multiples. Fun fact, this also means that the names of Khornate daemons are usually comprised of eight syllables. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne, by virtue of being the most powerful Chaos God, is also the most powerful general &amp;quot;divinity&amp;quot; in both iterations of Warhammer. In both versions of Warhammer, his followers are characterized by an overbearing need to spill blood and engage in honest battle, as well as a violent code of martial honour and a &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; approach to morality. They tend to be dutiful, as well, but said duties involve whacking their axes into their enemy and painting their blood all over villages gargling their blood as mouthwash (if only because Khorne&#039;s only real command is to spill worthy blood in his name). &lt;br /&gt;
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This is where Khorne and Slaanesh generally clash as enemy gods. While Khorne instills discipline, honor and a sense of selfless duty in his followers to obey a single purpose (spill blood in his name), Slaanesh is the polar opposite. Slaanesh instead tells his/her followers to do &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;whoever&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; whatever they want in their own selfish pursuit of pleasure, caring not for the consequences of their actions (e.g; using your authority to hoard food from your starving citizens, so you can indulge in bottomless gluttony every day).&lt;br /&gt;
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This is also why Khorne is at odds with Tzeentch: Tzeentch sees things like honor and discipline as unnecessary hamstrings towards one&#039;s advancement and opts that everything is on the table when one wishes to further their position (why duel your Lord for his position when you could arrange for an &amp;quot;accident&amp;quot; to befall him, instead? Sure its a low-blow, but if your lord was too stupid to see that car bomb coming, was he really deserving of loyalty?). The same can be said of his disdain for sorcery. Tzeentch thinks that mortals using the power of the gods themselves is fair game in their pursuit of progress (so long as you can control it), while Khorne thinks that using anything else but your own strength alone means you are weak and his &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; ideal has no place for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also has the distinction of being the only Chaos God (or any god for that matter) whose word you can take at face value. The other gods don&#039;t realize that disdain for scheming and backstabbing isn&#039;t the same as being stupid. Nor do they realize that over-complicating things is actually the worst thing a planner can do. The more unnecessary variables to a plan, the easier it is for something to break. ([[Just as Planned|that said Tzeentchian plans have divination included into them, eliminating most tactical miscalculations]], [[Not as Planned|unless Tzeentch wanted it to happen.]]). So - you actually want results? Be practical. Involve only as many steps as you need. Beat someone until they&#039;re reduced to a bloody smear on the ground - no step 2 required.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, Khorne isn&#039;t a stupid brute, he&#039;s actually pretty smart. The god of battles knows a thing or two about tactics and warfare. That said, Khorne&#039;s doctrine is inflexible. One, straightforward approach to anything. Simply put: Break everything in half. Which means that it all rides on an &amp;quot;all-or-nothing&amp;quot; deal. If his battering ram approach doesn&#039;t work there&#039;s little to be done to salvage the situation beyond everyone dying a glorious death. Usually this isn&#039;t the case for most battles, the Khornates&#039; overwhelming need to quench their bloodlust gets in the way of reorganization. Of course, if things go according to plan, there are only few things that can stop the demonically-possessed no brakes hate train.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Khorne had a voice actor it would have been BRIAN BLESSED but BRIAN chose Gotrek instead, the rejection sending Khorne&#039;s rage to new heights (unsubstantiated rumors say Khorne&#039;s considered sending Skulltaker and Karnak after BRIAN BLESSED, but Khorne realized all he&#039;ll get from that is two dead daemons with burst eardrums).&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw64e7JVRj0 Here is his theme song.]&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is described as resembling a giant, iron-hewed warrior clad in red armour, with a massive sword and a winged helm that conceals a snarling face like that of a wolf. This humanoid form could be seen as something darkly meaningful, were it not for the fact that more or less everyone in both settings is conveniently human-shaped.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Khorne First.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The first depiction of Khorne in Warhammer art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, most artists at GW forget that he&#039;s supposed to look a giant Chaos Warrior and instead make him look like an overgrown Bloodthirster on a chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and His Worship===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is the easiest god ever to worship. Where [[Tzeentch|other]] [[Slaanesh|more]] [[Nurgle|pussified]] gods may demand you to memorize overly long prayers and hymns, or to build huge houses of worship and other such unmanly bullshit, Khorne is venerated with one thing and one thing only: the time-honoured tradition of [[rip and tear|hack&#039;n&#039;slash]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is worshipped on the battlefield. His hymns are the sound of steel on steel, his sacraments are the blows of hammer and axe, his only prayer the bellowing of the warcry &amp;quot;Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!&amp;quot; and his libation is the blood spilled in his name. &lt;br /&gt;
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In essence, you worship Khorne by being a good warrior. And as a warrior, you&#039;ll find your interests and his tend to generally align; he wants death but isn&#039;t picky on who, and you want to live to fight another day. Thus, the mere act of preserving your life will earn the pleasure of the god of battle. In a setting where there is no peace, only war, Khorne is always going to be massively powerful. Further, most of the armies embody one of his aspects - [[Space Marine|Powerful]] and [[Necron|fearless]] warriors are the [[Chaos|chosen]] of Khorne, but he favors those who use [[Ork|brute force assaults]] carried out with [[Tyranid|singular purpose and no remorse]] just as well. [[Just As Planned|Khorne wins in fights his forces weren&#039;t even involved in]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Khorne is one of those honourable war-gods. So don&#039;t think that beating your enemies by anything other than sheer strength, skill and aggression will make him happy. And for the love of Sigmar/Emprah, don&#039;t try to cheat by picking fights with the weak or helpless or by giving him baby skulls. Khorne expects a form of savage, viking-esque dignity from his followers and for them to be generally [[Fist of the North Star|manly]], this means you have to fight worthy opponents and those generally able to at least hold up a sword. &#039;&#039;Only after&#039;&#039; the worthwhile enemies are out of the way; then you can gorge yourself on the blood of women and children all you want (or make them fight amongst themselves and recruit the survivors, or enslave them, or whatever). Most of the writers forget this, thinking that Khorne really gives no fucks about what you kill, and it makes Khorne [[Rage|snarl in anger]]. Though he continues to send his flesh-hounds to hunt down those who flee and abandon their brothers on the battlefield, be they Chaos or non-Chaos. &lt;br /&gt;
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Aside from that and (obviously) never backing down from a fight, Khorne has no commandments whatsoever. But deviating from the aforementioned in the slightest is begging for the flesh-hounds to tear your ass apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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Such as it is, it would be incorrect to think Khorne doesn&#039;t have priests dedicated to him. Though, being a warrior god, these priests tend to be warriors themselves and are often marked by their god. In essence, the only difference between them and a Chaos marauder/Space Marine is several pounds of armour. In Warhammer Fantasy, these priests are called &#039;Bloodfathers&#039;, and in lieu of magic that is gifted to their priests by other gods, Khorne just gives [[AWESOME|HOLYSHITAWESOME]] fighting skills and visions of bloodshed. In [[Age of Sigmar]], they&#039;re called Slaughterpriests and they basically lead by example, killing while screaming out Khorne&#039;s name. If the killing is good enough, Khorne will empower the priest and/or his allies; but if the killing is unworthy, the priest himself will feel Khorne&#039;s wrath.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is also venerated by working brass into your armour and weapons and donning fashionable high collars. Occasionally, a warrior so pleases Khorne that he gifts him with specially made ones that in addition to looking fabulous can also grant total fucking immunity to magic. After all, who needs spellcasting when you can make a motherfucker&#039;s spine disappear - with your bare hands no less?&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, Khorne is worshiped by warriors, generals and basically anyone who likes battle. His chosen Space Marines legion is of course the World Eaters, in Warhammer Fantasy, the Norscans tend to venerate him with the greatest piety, especially the Aesling tribe, who are Khorne&#039;s most devoted servants in Fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne&#039;s take on magic===&lt;br /&gt;
As posted by an Anon some time ago, he perfectly summed up what Khorne&#039;s opinion on magic is: FUCK WIZARDS!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, here&#039;s what the &amp;quot;FUCK WIZARDS&amp;quot; thing means.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note that the hate of psykers/wizards/etc is pretty much the exact same and works by the same logic for both Khornates and the SoB/Black Templar/etc. Its a [[Conan the Barbarian|Conan-esque]] kind of swords and sorcery thing. Khornates hate wizards for [[3e|trivializing encounters with a single spell and overshadowing fighters]]. They hate turning what should be a military endeavor into a weird wizard show where people turn into frogs. They hate Slaaneshi for the same reason, they take what should be a wholesome murder fest and make it into something creepy and weird, what with them &amp;quot;discomporting themselves with the dead&amp;quot; and all that. In Realms of Chaos, its entirely possible for a librarian or wizard to go to Khorne. They just refrain from using their powers, and only use their psi/magic (in combat) to resist spells from that point onward.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are okay with laser beams. They are okay with sniper rifles. They are okay with flaming swords. They are okay with running people over with tanks. They are okay with chemical gas. They are okay with exterminatus. They are okay with holocausts. They are okay with blitzkriegs. They are okay with honorable duels at dawn.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are not okay with turning people to frogs, mind controlling people, raining glitterdust from the skies to blind everyone, raising armies of zombies to do the killing for you, and so forth. They are not okay with someone pointing their finger and you dropping dead. They are okay with rituals to summon demons. They are okay with navigating the warp without crashing into suns. They are okay with sending astropathic messages. They are okay with chaining wizards up and forcing them to eternally forge magic items on pain of death.&lt;br /&gt;
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You may consider it hypocritical that Khornates are okay with blatantly unfair TECHNOLOGICAL murder, but not okay with blatantly unfair MIND/MAGICAL murder, but the point, or at least one interpretation, is that wizards/psykers fucking cheat. They do. They steal the power of the Warp for their own ends. As long as they stay in line, and do nothing but permit the warrior to enact his craft, fine, let them live, albeit in terror, enslaved by chains of brass until the day they are no longer useful, at which point their skulls can join Khorne&#039;s throne.&lt;br /&gt;
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But stealing the Gods&#039; own fire and using it to do what mortals should do through their own skill and strength is unacceptable. Remember that technology is completely valid to Khorne. Stealth is completely valid to Khorne. Skill is completely valid to Khorne. Cleverness is completely valid to Khorne. The nuclear bomb and other innovations that come after it could be seen to be unfair. But it is a mortal invention. Mortals should give honor to Khorne by murdering each other through the sweat of their brow.&lt;br /&gt;
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The scientist who devises new ways to kill is a saint. His work can be put to any other use -- [[Slaanesh|enriching human life]], [[Nurgle|ending hunger, fighting diseases]], [[Tzeentch|answering great questions]]. But the scientist who devises new bombs and weapons is, in his own way, a champion of Khorne. He takes his limitless human potential and nobly limits himself to new ways to kill. Whether you kill with a sword or a bomb, you are killing using good old fashioned mortal strength and genius. You aren&#039;t stealing warp energy from the gods in the form of a fireball and cravenly calling it your own.&lt;br /&gt;
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The forger of enchanted weapons, though deserving of slavery and abuse as all wizards are until the day they die, is an ideal symbol. It is fitting that spell energy be subjugated to and entombed within cold steel, just as wizards deserve to be subjugated to warriors until they lie cold and headless in the ground or else burnt to ash. The magic weapon is a symbol of might&#039;s superiority to magic.&lt;br /&gt;
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The jury is still out on whether or not Khorne is okay with magically imbued people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! When the Galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!&lt;br /&gt;
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tl;dr Magic is unmanly, grab a sword (or a 16-inch battleship cannon, if that&#039;s your thing) and go kill like real men do already.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and other Chaos gods===&lt;br /&gt;
As a rule, Khorne despises [[Slaanesh]] because they&#039;re an effeminate milk-sop who can&#039;t grow a beard or swing an axe like they&#039;ve got a pair (even though Slaanesh probably has the biggest pair, but less on that), and also because he personifies acting outwardly (ie: seeking the deaths of others), while Slaanesh acts inwardly (ie: seeking their own pleasure). Khorne also finds Slaanesh&#039;s obsession with luxury and torture wasteful and dishonorable. Slaanesh is about living it up while Khorne is about tearing it the fuck down. not to mention it&#039;s apparent belief that those who wrong you are meant to suffer for it. which surprisingly Khonre doesn&#039;t agree with. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also hates [[Tzeentch]], though they are not fundamental rivals, because his reliance on magic is seen as a sign of weakness and his desire not to face his foes in person is decried by Khorne as cowardly. Khorne sees his penchant for deceit and trickery as dishonorable. Also Khorne prefers muscles over books (plus Tzeentch is a huge NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD).&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne thinks he hates [[Nurgle]] also, because the fat fuck doesn&#039;t even try to get shit done. Thus, his embodiment as sloth runs contrary to the active, vital aspect of Khorne, but he&#039;s all for death if its by homicide or genocide. &lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s also [[Solkan]], the not-Chaos Chaos God of Law and a rival of Khorne, being the only Chaos god that can match him in sheer RAAAAEG. Khorne likes to sit back and have a chuckle at Solkan&#039;s outbursts, if only because the last time he actually tried to move in on Solkan&#039;s turf he lost that fight. Not even the Blood God can top the sexually frustrated wrath of a guy looking for his [[Arianka|sisterwife]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of all the Chaos gods, Khorne actually hates [[Malal]] the least. For one thing, he respects the lost god for sticking to his guns: he hates the other gods, wants them dead and is actively working towards that goal. Since Nurgle just sits there being a scabby procrastinator, Tzeentch just has to have his fingers in everyone&#039;s business and Slaanesh is fucking Slaanesh (really, they are), this is something Khorne can sympathize with. Also, Malal is one of the only chaos gods to put up a halfway decent fight when Khorne manages to find him, which would mean that they would be best buds if Malal wasn&#039;t a self destructive, omnicidal lunatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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In short he has problems with almost everyone and pissed at almost everyone, including you even if you worship him (usually its a matter how pissed he is at you). And they hate him too. Except for Nurgle, who&#039;s too nice to hate anyone. if you earn his respect however, he will give you it. (he has high standards though, meeting them is quite hard.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and non-Chaotic Gods===&lt;br /&gt;
Well, [[Ulric]] is his little brother and they tend to get along rather well. Ulric&#039;s still ridiculing Khorne over the fact that one of his greatest champions, Haargroth, got his head smashed in by Ulric&#039;s Ar-Ulric, Khorne usually replies by pointing out that &#039;&#039;Storm of Chaos&#039;&#039; isn&#039;t canon anymore. Not that that stops Ulric. Khorne and Ulric often get into arguments over which one of them is moar Viking; with Khorne usually winning by pointing out that his top worshipers actually are Vikings and that he has a Valkyrie. They also settle this with arm wrestling and drinking contests. There&#039;s a lot of belligerence, but you can sense the brotherly love underneath. Indeed, it&#039;s kind of a [[Fist of the North Star|Raoh/Ken relationship]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite both being war-gods, Khorne has a poor relationship with [[Myrmidia]]. Khorne, despite being a master of tactics and sieges and the finer points of warfare, vastly prefers a manly head-on charge, and Myrmidia&#039;s sissy &amp;quot;planning&amp;quot; approach to warfare therefore offends Khorne.  Most meetings between the Blood God and the Maiden of Strategy end with the Blood God fuming impotently because his strict code of martial honour does not permit him to hit girls (or pull their hair) and retreating to his tree house.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is the only Chaos God who tolerates Sigmar because he thinks he&#039;s pretty bad-ass AND respects the idea of a mortal man becoming a god. That and Sigmar&#039;s comic book series, Sigmar the Emprahrian, has great splashpages of fights and no SWORDSWORDSWORDS. However, this tolerance is only one-sided, and while Khorne respects him, it doesn&#039;t mean he won&#039;t try to put an axe in his head for being an sworn enemy of Chaos.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When asked about the [[Emperor]], Khorne usually responds with a streaming torrent of bloody curses and oaths which causes a bloody froth to start leaking from his helmet. In short, he is remarkably indifferent to the old man. Ironically, they share many of the same beliefs: They both disliked psykers, they both have a kick ass thrones, and they both have units dedicated to close combat. Hell, even the Emprah&#039;s head is a skull. What&#039;s not to like...oh maybe the fact that he&#039;s a COMPLETE FUCKING HYPOCRITE!&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is utterly sick and tired of anyone who dares associate him with [[Khaine|40Khaine]]. Before eviscerating anyone who makes that connection, he will often give a short PowerPoint presentation, explaining how Khaine is an honourless god of murder and sadism while he himself is a god of honourable and forthright battle and courage, and how sadism is contrary to his code (Khorne indeed used to be about honorable combat, but now he&#039;s just about mindless violence and hating everyone for either piss-poor reasons or for no reason at all. Goddammit, GW). Khorne then reiterates that Khaine&#039;s elfishness and love for scantily clad women is sickening and makes him more like Slaanesh...  Of course, this is just a front on Khorne&#039;s part.  Khaine&#039;s love of war combined with his elfness and that his most ardent worshippers are scantily-clad women proves Khaine to be the secret love-child of Khorne and Slaanesh (tsundere confir- *sounds of violent, painful evisceration* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|WHO DARES? IN MY OWN PAGE, OF ALL THINGS? FUCK YOUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Slaanesh|Search your feelings you know it to be true]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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That being said, Khaine does have a dual nature in Fantasy thanks to being worshiped by [[Dark Elves]] and paid respect to by [[High Elves]], where one side is indeed honorable and just wants to keep fighting and being badass which means Khorne can tolerate him approximately half the time. The fact that both are patrons of [[Blood Bowl]] teams is usually the common ground, with Khaine and Khorne crashing/trashing some other God&#039;s house to watch on game nights while downing can after can of Bloodweisers and shoveling Dwarf Rinds in their faces. Khaine periodically tries to invade the realm of Khorne whenever the Khornate team beats the Dark Elf team, with such meetings ending with the two having a hell of a banger and many broken bones in the afterlife. When Khaine&#039;s team beats Khorne&#039;s, Khorne takes out his aggression by beating the fuck out of Slaanesh (no homo) while Dark Elves go on safari hunting [[Warriors of Chaos|Khorne&#039;s worshipers]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has absolutely no patience for the [[Horned Rat]], who is a favorite of Nurgle and Tzeentch respectively. It&#039;s a weak vermin whose very existence pisses him off. As a result, Khorne is much more fond of [[Sotek]] who encourages killing the fuck out of [[Skaven]] whenever they appear, and is also a fan of blood sacrifice (the fact that Sotek wants hearts and cares nothing for skulls is reassuring since they don&#039;t intrude on each other&#039;s fetish); this fondness is entirely one-sided.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like the other Chaos Gods, Khorne has no fucking clue what the Great Maw is. However, it doesn&#039;t seem to complain when [[Ogre Kingdoms|Ogres]] worship Khorne, so he&#039;s got nothing against him...her...it...schclim...whatever, the big god-thing that wants to eat.&lt;br /&gt;
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The pantheon of the [[Tomb Kings]] mostly stick to themselves, so Khorne only knows they exist.. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is impressed with the [[Bretonnia|Bretonnian]] race by the fact they&#039;re the epitome of honor and glorious valor. On the other hand, their entire race has been tricked by a single fucking Elf Goddess into doing their every command which fills Khorne with incomprehensible fury. As it stands, the first being that&#039;s going to get the axe when Khorne manages to get an avatar to manifest in the material plane is Lileath. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mork]] and [[Gork]]/Gork and Mork are Khorne&#039;s old drinking buddies. They piss him off more than any other beings in existence, but after a good 3-way beatdown and a few billion cases of squig beer he realizes they&#039;re alright company.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has a feeling that he&#039;d get along with the gods of the [[Dwarfs]], but even their introductions (being long ass winded descriptions of their primary worshipers and their lineages) irritate him so much he can&#039;t even get into a conversation with them. One of them is STILL giving his own introduction, and has been for about 20,000 years or so now (and he hasn&#039;t even reached the changes that have happened since he started). Unable to make him aware of what&#039;s going on around him, Khorne simply moved him into the guest room and bricked it off with a wall of skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for the [[Tyranid|Bugs?]], Khorne hates them &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Especially&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; due to them not having real blood, just vile alien ichor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==His portrayal in Warhammer Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s a half-way mythologically accurate version of [[Viking|Odin]], whose very name means Fury (and one translation means &#039;frenzy&#039;). You could also make the case that Khorne is Thor minus any protective instincts towards humanity, as both are whirling vortices of blood and spit who are associated with the colour red and its connotation of anger. &lt;br /&gt;
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No, that&#039;s it. Get the fuck out; he&#039;s an axe-crazy, psychopathic, evil-as-balls daemonic version of Odin - so basically the Norse god of wisdom, with wisdom actually treated the way Vikings would have recognized.  Currently there&#039;s a bit of a debate about how much of Odin he represents (see discussion page) so this bit will list the similarities and some of the differences.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, for one thing, Chaos worshipers in Warhammer Fantasy actually are Vikings. Read about them [[Warriors of Chaos|here]]. Secondly, Khorne is closely associated with wolves in that setting (one of Odin&#039;s names literally translates to &#039;Battle Wolf&#039;), and even has a wolf-like pet in Karanak, thus, fulfilling a role similar to Freki and Geri, or more closely, Garmr (having three heads, Karnak also parallels Cerberus from Greek Mythology).  Also, it&#039;s revealed in Knight of the Realm that Khorne owns two hunting wolves/giant fleshhounds called Garmr and Gormr, with whom he partakes in a wild hunt across the heavens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another point of similarity is that both Odin and Khorne are war gods explicitly connected with berserker rage.  They have their own warrior-cults associated with them who fight with said rage and Odin&#039;s Olfhednar are practically the same as Khorne&#039;s Chosen in both form and function. &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, thanks to Valkia, Khorne also has a Valkyrie to further the similarity between him and Odin. This was inevitable, of course, given that the Warriors of Chaos are indeed an evil version of the Vikings as has already been stated. It should also be noted that Valkia&#039;s similarity to the Valkyries is not a superficial one. She is actually referred to as &#039;the Sword-Maiden of the Blood God&#039; in the WoC codex, and is Khorne&#039;s Chooser of the Slain who carries those worthy champions and warriors of his to fight on in the Blood God&#039;s halls after death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, we got a glimpse of his neck of the Realm of Chaos in the Valkia novel written by Sarah Cock-well. It was basically Chaos Valhalla, and here&#039;s some of his quotes:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A cleaved head no longer plots.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;A head stuck on a pike no longer conspires.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Put to the sword they who disagree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Now for the differences, aside from the obvious physical ones Odin also scries, it&#039;s woman&#039;s magic taught to him by Frigg and Freya.  He&#039;s got the rage, yeah, but he&#039;s also all about fate and averting ragnarok, (directly opposed to Khorne&#039;s goals) even if he knows he can&#039;t stop it since fate works that way; in that regard Khorne is more like Surtr from Norse Mythology (the fiery giant who wages war and brings flames that would consume the Earth - the instigator of Ragnarok).  We see this in the Havamal, Grimnismal, the Voluspa, and the Lokasenna.  Hell, in Lokasenna, we learn he cross dresses, ie was tied into shamanic practices (Indo-Europeans have a thing for seers in drag).  He can also get to Tzeentch levels with his planning and Odin&#039;s perfectly fine with Runic magic, whereas Khorne hates that shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Champions Of Khorne==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Kharn the Betrayer]]: Embodiment of Crazy Awesome and Patron Saint of fun guys everywhere. Kharn is Khorne&#039;s greatest mortal champion in 40K and has a wholly deserved reputation as a team-killing nutso. Once upon a time, Kharn was a straight-laced, meticulous Assault Captain of the World Eaters 8th company. But [[Horus Heresy|after a certain chain of events]] dedicated himself wholly to Khorne, thus becoming one of the most fucking lethal warriors in the galaxy as well as probably the most religiously devoted of Khorne&#039;s servants. Also notable for shattering two entire Space Marine legions by himself with a flamethrower in a single night. Despite this, since his first appearance (where he was no different from other Berzerkers) he became more and more coolheaded when not in combat (and even then there are moments when he is coolheaded in combat). He&#039;s become a swell guy because of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Angron]]: &#039;&#039;&#039;HE! GETS! SHIT! DONE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. Khorne&#039;s foremost Daemon Prince alongside Doombreed. PERIOD. &lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Doombreed]]: Khorne&#039;s greatest Daemon Prince ever and possibly either Genghis Khan or Turgeis the Devil IRL (probably Genghis Khan, Turgeis the Devil&#039;s infamy mostly came from cowardly tactics - he attacking churches because non-combatants like clergymen and monks didn&#039;t put up the best fights and to steal all the holy relics and decoration made from precious metals). Notable for launching an actually successful Dark Crusade that wiped out two Space Marine chapters. Which is more than a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure has pulled off]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Svane Vulfbad]]: EVEN IN 40K KHORNE&#039;S CHOSEN ARE VIKINGS. Svane Vulfbad was a motherfucking badass [[Awesome|Chaos Terminator Space Wolf Chaos Lord]] who grew tired of the Imperium&#039;s sickening effeminate inability to GET SHIT DONE and the Space Wolves&#039; sickening fur-fetishes and instead decided to dedicated himself to a god worthy of his kickassery. He thus became a badass Chaos Lord dedicated to Khorne (because a berserker god of war who likes axes meshes well with Vikings) and was killed, anticlimactically, by a thunderbolt while fighting Harald Deathwolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Crull]]: A Chaos Lord from Winter Assault notable only for making idiotic statements, and utilizing Sorcerers in his warband when there&#039;s some possessing to be done. Also has a weird way of saying &amp;quot;drown&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Azariah Kyras]]: A Librarian who somehow became a Champion of Khorne and who ascended to daemonhood. Presumably, his [[Awesome|speaking skills were great enough that the Blood God was able to give him slight leeway in regards to the &#039;no Psyker rule&#039;]], likely because he was a philosopher of carrion and slaughter, showing Khorne&#039;s way as freedom, freedom in meaningless, in mindlessness, which he accuses the functionings of the universe of. Khorne loves that stuff, existentialism for skulls, especially when it&#039;s an arch-traitor responsible for the deaths of billions, then declaring openly his allegience of Chaos to his fellow Mehreens as he is about to ascend as one of the most powerful daemon princes ever. A psyker who uses psykic powers to bring about good old kinetic Exterminatus, their reputation to raise covert cults of slaughter, discover their lust for combat and seek to encompass it, and ultimatedly be the poster child of Khornist Existentialism is too good of a chance for Khorne to pass up, who either wins against the galaxy or gets to devour Kyras&#039; soul in a good long bloodbashing and probably still make a good Greater Daemon of Khorne out of him, probably the one and only Chaos tactical genius who could actually lead a Black Crusade properly. That&#039;s another reason Khorne likes him. Kyras&#039; no funny business style of simply tearing a sector apart however possible tends to draw other Chaos God devotees under the wing of a Khornate champion. Here is the speech of doom that he gives the player&#039;s army (before the last level of the game ) or per canon, the Blood Ravens following Captain Diomedes before the climax:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. &lt;br /&gt;
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In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne&#039;s messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! &lt;br /&gt;
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In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free! &lt;br /&gt;
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BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET... THE GALAXY... BUUUURRRRNNN!!!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Also notable as the single longest-to-fucking-kill-boss in the history of the Dawn of War series other than [[Ulkair]]. (Not that we haven&#039;t found ways to cheese him in under five minutes, namely Tyranids spamming warriors with venom upgrades alongside Hive Lord with his anti-daemon gun) Still, pure undiluted awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Fantasy===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;VIKINGS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;VIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Valkia the Bloody]]: A pissed off badass Valkyrie who chooses who will fight on in the Halls of the Blood God after they die in glorious battle. She managed to kill a motherfucking DAEMON PRINCE as a lowly, un-Marked, un-augmented human in SINGLE COMBAT to earn Khorne&#039;s favour, CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF, AND THEN CARRIED IT BACK TO THE NORTH TO PLACE AT THE FOOT OF THE SKULL THRONE. And then she died on the way. But Khorne was so impressed by this badassery/pissed off by her death, he resurrected her as a fucking Daemon Princess. Now she flies around the battlefields of the world slaughtering anything that looks at her funny and bearing Norsemen to the Khorne&#039;s place for a glorious afterlife of fighting and drinking. She is also far more attractive than anything of Slaanesh&#039;s menagerie, much to the Prince of Pleasure&#039;s eternal rage and the Bloodfather&#039;s great amusement, primarily due to having hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Garmr Hrodvitnir: Aka Billy Squigins, A Chaos Lord of Khorne who managed to almost kill Gotrek Fucking Gurnisson in a fight. &#039;Nuff said.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hrothgar Daemonaxe: A Chaos Lord who only had his rules and miniatures released at a Games Day. He had the statline of a Bloodthirster. His miniature also depicts him throttling an elf, which makes him a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Arbaal the Undefeated: Nicknamed &#039;Arbaal the Easily Defeatable&#039; due to his rules from Champions of Chaos having been shockingly awful. Arbaal&#039;s been effectively retcon&#039;d out of existence under the excuse that he&#039;s journeyed into the Realm of Chaos to challenge Khorne himself to a fight. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Good luck with that.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It went about as well as you expected.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Scyla Anfingrimm: The greatest [[Chaos Spawn|You-Know-What]] ever to walk the earth. Scyla was a Chaos Lord of Khorne who got one too many mutations before his time and devolved into a YKW. But he&#039;s the most badass YKW ever, and is a leadership 10 general. Which is impressive considering the only thing he can say is &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Chaos Lord Varmisgal: A Chaos Lord who&#039;s blood has turned to liquid bronze. He is responsible for the stalking brass bull of Nuln and the great raid into the Misty Mountains... it is also alleged he ate his own penis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Valmir Aesling: A Norscan king and Champion of Khorne who destroyed the Norse Dwarf Hold of Kraka Drak. Managed to get a fucking Daemon Prince to work for him, slaughtered a metric fuck-ton of Norse Dwarfs (roughly 8 times the manliness of a regular Dwarf and thus worth 24 Space Wolves). [[Awesome|Also rode a motherfucking chariot pulled by skinless bears]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* Egil Styrbjorn: A Norscan High Yarl of the Skaeligs and probably the greatest epitome of manliness a Chaos Warrior devoted to Khorne can achieve. He slew a lot and took names, kicked Bretonnian arses, sexed many women yet never got a proper heir (only daughters). It was so bad for him that he adopted a boy that became later his personal shamanistic seer and advisor...that is until he banged a Kurgan Sorceress that was prophesied by said shaman to bear Egil&#039;s son, yet the damned cheese eating surrender monkeys took her and his unborn son away, which he answered them with apocalyptic RAAAAAGE and titanic slaughter (added that said Sorceress wanted to sacrifice the unborn child for immortality actually made this a good situation; there&#039;s also the fact that the Kurgan Sorceress was actually possessing a Bretonnian noblewoman when she did the deed with Egil so Egil&#039;s son was in that Bretonnian&#039;s womb, and the Bretonnian Knights wanted to rescue her). And thus there was an epic campaign to retrieve the boy. Wields two badass flaming axes called Garmr and Gormr. Really dislikes the Lady of the Lake and other Southerner gods. So manly he is that he let a Grail Knight stab him only to throw back his sword to him. Also known for embodying Khorne&#039;s tactical take on war, which he mercilessly used against the Bretonnian Knights that stubbornly charged his warriors head on (until said knights realized that they were duped and slaughtered in seconds).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Skarr Bloodwrath]]: Deranged respawning berserker with axes that double as flails. Joined [[Archaon]]&#039;s posse during [[The End Times]] as one of the many Khornate forces that helped hasten the end of the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Khorne Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
* Interestingly the word &amp;quot;Khorne&amp;quot; in Ancient Cypriot Greek literally means to &amp;quot;Shit Blood&amp;quot;. Kh&#039; - &amp;quot;To force outward&amp;quot;,  ORN - &amp;quot;Back passage&amp;quot;, Ee - &amp;quot;Blood&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Doombreed, Khorne&#039;s second daemon prince servant, might actually be Genghis Khan himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne&#039;s looking for ways to incorporate dinosaurs into his armies, due to the sheer amount of [[RIP AND TEAR]] they can unleash on their enemies. He&#039;s unbelievably pissed that he hasn&#039;t managed to get any yet- &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|YOU GAVE IT AWAY?!?!? FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;secretly&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;{{Blam|BLATANTLY}}&#039;&#039;&#039; hates everyone who kills the defenseless in his name. He&#039;d plot ways to kill them, but he&#039;s too mad to do that. (So what else is new?)&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne was just able to stand watching Jurassic World once it got going due to the Indominus Rex and how it made everything else look like bitches.  He raged when it died.  He&#039;s looking for its skull &#039;cause he wishes he could have it as one of his servants- *sounds of swords and blood* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|FAGGOT!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;  (Why couldn&#039;t Khorne just seek the skull of the Mosasaurus that killed it?  Or Rexie, T-rex is classic, I hear you say.) To that, I answer that coz without the Mosasaurus then Rex would&#039;a DIED.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is unsure whether or not he hates [[Cultist-chan]], due to a) the fact that she can&#039;t do anything except scream about &#039;kap-tooring eet for kay-oss&#039; and get purged and b) the fact that she&#039;s so good at spreading [[RAEG]] amongst various unlucky meatsacks and fa/tg/uys. And that indecisiveness makes him foam at the mouth in an unending rage.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne practically invented flipping the table when you lose at card games, or it goes too slowly. He does this whenever the major Warp entities play cards in the Formless Wastes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Followers of Khorne actually have the ability to pull off [[LIIVI]]/[[Eldrad]] level dick-style moves in battle. They just choose not to do this.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne wanted [[Settra the Imperishable]] as one of his servants once. However, Settra won&#039;t ever serve Khorne, even going so far as to give ALL OF CHAOS the &#039;&#039;&#039;motherfucking middle finger&#039;&#039;&#039; before going off to hunt down [[Nagash]]. That said, Settra may well be one of the few mortal beings besides his own servants Khorne has any respect for. He still hates Settra though.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh once created some Kayos Spess Mehreens with his/her colour scheme, but with armour nicked off fallen Khornate warriors. And when Khorne saw this, &#039;&#039;&#039;his wrath was legendary&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh and Khorne also have regular &#039;plans&#039; on Friday night- *sounds of something even bigger than a [[Bloodthirster]] coming through and much ripping and tearing* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|NO! YOU&#039;RE LYING!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emperor|That Twat With The Chair]] and Khorne haven&#039;t &#039;&#039;&#039;SMACKED DOWN&#039;&#039;&#039; yet, but Khorne is secretly looking forward to it when it happens- he wants to test Spess Jaysis&#039;s might against his own. Tickets are now on sale!&lt;br /&gt;
*If an internet hyperlink comes up red, it&#039;s not because the page doesn&#039;t exist, it&#039;s because Khorne looked at what was once on the other end, and &#039;&#039;&#039;he didn&#039;t like what he saw&#039;&#039;&#039;, so much so that the hyperlink is stained with the blood of what once was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite form of grouping is in ogdoads, for reasons that should be obvious once you know what that word means.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite [[video game|vidja]] was [[Doom]]. he abandoned it in a strange combination of terror and appreciation once he learned it was Biographical/Autobiographical.&lt;br /&gt;
* If Khorne is acting calm towards you, don&#039;t relax. He doesn&#039;t like anything, he just hates some things less than others. There is such a thing as cold-hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne was &#039;&#039;&#039;ALMOST&#039;&#039;&#039; pleased when [[Iskandar Khayon]] smashed his ship, the &#039;&#039;Tlaloc&#039;&#039;, into the Slaaneshi world of Harmony, killing a whole shitload of Slaaneshi fucks and breaking the planet in half. Then he remembered Khayon was a damn Thousand Son Sorcerer. Fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne will not stab you in the back. He will simply stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.&lt;br /&gt;
*Very few beings have ever earned Khorne&#039;s respect. but the most notable is the &#039;&#039;&#039;MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;...and his kin (and yes doomguy does have relatives...and battle brothers)&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne hates snipers. Partly because they sneak and hide like pussies and don&#039;t get into a proper fight, partly because head shots ruin perfectly good skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is the patron god of Chimpanzees (no seriously, look them up; those bastards are the the fucking marauding barbarians of the jungle, especially since their cousins the Bonobos seem like milquetoast Slaanesh followers).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne&#039;s followers off the battlefield. REVERSE ARMWRESTLE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffles for the Blood God!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne&#039;s trainers prefer violent Pokémon. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Free like a riding demon by Ragathol.jpg|Khornette.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Backwardsthrone.jpg|Just as Planned. Always. As. Planned.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khornette.jpg|Khorne wants to know why the drawfags never give them noses. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Tea Time.jpg|In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still time for tea...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khorne-Art.jpg|Warriors of Chaos: making everything in 40K look like bitches since 2002.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:You&#039;re_madder_than_Khorne.png|There &#039;&#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039;&#039; such a thing as being too mad for Khorne!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorneholiover2.png |The [[Cornholio the Cultist|Great Khorneholio]]. He needs blood and skulls for his bunghole.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne-and-Slaanesh.jpg|Nine months later Khaine was born...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anon_pleases_Khorne.png|Who knew Berzerkers came in &#039;&#039;Shrimp&#039;&#039; size?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne Flakes.jpg|The tastiest of all! Add blood for more flavor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Brass]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berserker]] - Chaos Space Marines with Axes and a bad attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne and the Primarch of World Eaters.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Eaters]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Khârn|Khârn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Valkia the Bloody]] - Scarousal in it&#039;s purest form.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Khorne_Daemonkin(7E)|Tactics/Khorne Daemonkin]] - That&#039;s right, meatsacks! The servants of Khorne have their own codex!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Chaos/Blades of Khorne|Tactics/Blades of Khorne]] - Khorne&#039;s servants in AoS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sorcerers of Khorne]] - Double heresy!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doombreed]] - One angry son of a bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
* This pretty much sums up his forces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&amp;amp;feature=channel_video_title&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20#Khorne_is_underpowered_in_40k|Khorne is underpowered in 40k]]&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE - death metal song devoted to Khorne. &lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - trash metal song summing up Khorne pretty well.&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUB9QGKCNmI - a bunch of anime Khorne worshippers. Better than it sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - another metal song devoted to Khorne. GW actually commissioned this one. Yes, they really were that awesome back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:khorne_by_baklaher-d7335e6.jpg|500px|thumb|right|Special K in all his glory, Sitting comfortably on his Skull Throne, being pissed off at everyone and everything.]]&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;- The creed of Khorne being Overused to Death&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke.|Homer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|The important thing in life is not victory but combat: it is not to have vanquished but to have fought well.|Pierre de Coubertin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War is the father of all.|Heraclitus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Who was the first that forged the deadly blade? Of rugged steel his savage soul was made.|Tibullus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War does not determine who is right - only who is left.|Bertrand Russell}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge.|General George S. Patton}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
[[RAGE|&#039;&#039;&#039;Khorne&#039;&#039;&#039;]], also known as Kharnath, Arkhar, Khorgar, [[Viking|Kjorn]], Khar, the Great Brass Bull, the Bloody Handed, the Axefather, the Bloodwolf, The Great Khorneholio, Special K, the [[Ulric|Wolf-Father]], Frowny Face McMurderaxe, Sergeant Slaughter, the Lord of Fighters, the Messiah of Mayhem, Call of Duty: Demon DLC, [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|The Parapeligac Sociopath]], [[If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device|MegaSatan]], Definitely not fucking Khaine, [[Dwarf Fortress|Armok]], and 8666 other names, is the [[Chaos God]] of war, murder, savagery, hatred (though he is starting to question that one at times thinking it belongs more to [[Slannesh|his arch enemy]] than it does him), murder, destruction, rage, wrath, murder, battle, barbarism and [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|manliness]]...oh and did we mention murder. He is also the mofo that the Klingons worship. As well as this he symbolises courage, athleticism, determination, daring, discipline, sportsmanship, honor, impulsiveness, and struggling onward in the face of any odds. But mostly he&#039;s simply about being angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is commonly held to be the strongest [[Chaos]] God by default, and is associated with wolves and powerful hunting dogs, as well as lions and bulls. For another reason that is likely inspired by occultism, Khorne&#039;s sacred number is eight - and thus, his followers tend to organize themselves into groups of eights and its multiples. Fun fact, this also means that the names of Khornate daemons are usually comprised of eight syllables. &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SkullThrone.jpg|400px|right|thumb|The Big K in all his glory contemplating on whose rectum he is going to shove his chainaxe into with extreme prejudice.(Spoiler: its everyone)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne, by virtue of being the most powerful Chaos God, is also the most powerful general &amp;quot;divinity&amp;quot; in both iterations of Warhammer. In both versions of Warhammer, his followers are characterized by an overbearing need to spill blood and engage in honest battle, as well as a violent code of martial honour and a &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; approach to morality. They tend to be dutiful, as well, but said duties involve whacking their axes into their enemy and painting their blood all over villages gargling their blood as mouthwash (if only because Khorne&#039;s only real command is to spill worthy blood in his name). &lt;br /&gt;
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This is where Khorne and Slaanesh generally clash as enemy gods. While Khorne instills discipline, honor and a sense of selfless duty in his followers to obey a single purpose (spill blood in his name), Slaanesh is the polar opposite. Slaanesh instead tells his/her followers to do &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;whoever&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; whatever they want in their own selfish pursuit of pleasure, caring not for the consequences of their actions (e.g; using your authority to hoard food from your starving citizens, so you can indulge in bottomless gluttony every day).&lt;br /&gt;
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This is also why Khorne is at odds with Tzeentch: Tzeentch sees things like honor and discipline as unnecessary hamstrings towards one&#039;s advancement and opts that everything is on the table when one wishes to further their position (why duel your Lord for his position when you could arrange for an &amp;quot;accident&amp;quot; to befall him, instead? Sure its a low-blow, but if your lord was too stupid to see that car bomb coming, was he really deserving of loyalty?). The same can be said of his disdain for sorcery. Tzeentch thinks that mortals using the power of the gods themselves is fair game in their pursuit of progress (so long as you can control it), while Khorne thinks that using anything else but your own strength alone means you are weak and his &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; ideal has no place for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also has the distinction of being the only Chaos God (or any god for that matter) whose word you can take at face value. The other gods don&#039;t realize that disdain for scheming and backstabbing isn&#039;t the same as being stupid. Nor do they realize that over-complicating things is actually the worst thing a planner can do. The more unnecessary variables to a plan, the easier it is for something to break. ([[Just as Planned|that said Tzeentchian plans have divination included into them, eliminating most tactical miscalculations]], [[Not as Planned|unless Tzeentch wanted it to happen.]]). So - you actually want results? Be practical. Involve only as many steps as you need. Beat someone until they&#039;re reduced to a bloody smear on the ground - no step 2 required.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, Khorne isn&#039;t a stupid brute, he&#039;s actually pretty smart. The god of battles knows a thing or two about tactics and warfare. That said, Khorne&#039;s doctrine is inflexible. One, straightforward approach to anything. Simply put: Break everything in half. Which means that it all rides on an &amp;quot;all-or-nothing&amp;quot; deal. If his battering ram approach doesn&#039;t work there&#039;s little to be done to salvage the situation beyond everyone dying a glorious death. Usually this isn&#039;t the case for most battles, the Khornates&#039; overwhelming need to quench their bloodlust gets in the way of reorganization. Of course, if things go according to plan, there are only few things that can stop the demonically-possessed no brakes hate train.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Khorne had a voice actor it would have been BRIAN BLESSED but BRIAN chose Gotrek instead, the rejection sending Khorne&#039;s rage to new heights (unsubstantiated rumors say Khorne&#039;s considered sending Skulltaker and Karnak after BRIAN BLESSED, but Khorne realized all he&#039;ll get from that is two dead daemons with burst eardrums).&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw64e7JVRj0 Here is his theme song.]&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is described as resembling a giant, iron-hewed warrior clad in red armour, with a massive sword and a winged helm that conceals a snarling face like that of a wolf. This humanoid form could be seen as something darkly meaningful, were it not for the fact that more or less everyone in both settings is conveniently human-shaped.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Khorne First.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The first depiction of Khorne in Warhammer art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, most artists at GW forget that he&#039;s supposed to look a giant Chaos Warrior and instead make him look like an overgrown Bloodthirster on a chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and His Worship===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is the easiest god ever to worship. Where [[Tzeentch|other]] [[Slaanesh|more]] [[Nurgle|pussified]] gods may demand you to memorize overly long prayers and hymns, or to build huge houses of worship and other such unmanly bullshit, Khorne is venerated with one thing and one thing only: the time-honoured tradition of [[rip and tear|hack&#039;n&#039;slash]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is worshipped on the battlefield. His hymns are the sound of steel on steel, his sacraments are the blows of hammer and axe, his only prayer the bellowing of the warcry &amp;quot;Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!&amp;quot; and his libation is the blood spilled in his name. &lt;br /&gt;
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In essence, you worship Khorne by being a good warrior. And as a warrior, you&#039;ll find your interests and his tend to generally align; he wants death but isn&#039;t picky on who, and you want to live to fight another day. Thus, the mere act of preserving your life will earn the pleasure of the god of battle. In a setting where there is no peace, only war, Khorne is always going to be massively powerful. Further, most of the armies embody one of his aspects - [[Space Marine|Powerful]] and [[Necron|fearless]] warriors are the [[Chaos|chosen]] of Khorne, but he favors those who use [[Ork|brute force assaults]] carried out with [[Tyranid|singular purpose and no remorse]] just as well. [[Just As Planned|Khorne wins in fights his forces weren&#039;t even involved in]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Khorne is one of those honourable war-gods. So don&#039;t think that beating your enemies by anything other than sheer strength, skill and aggression will make him happy. And for the love of Sigmar/Emprah, don&#039;t try to cheat by picking fights with the weak or helpless or by giving him baby skulls. Khorne expects a form of savage, viking-esque dignity from his followers and for them to be generally [[Fist of the North Star|manly]], this means you have to fight worthy opponents and those generally able to at least hold up a sword. &#039;&#039;Only after&#039;&#039; the worthwhile enemies are out of the way; then you can gorge yourself on the blood of women and children all you want (or make them fight amongst themselves and recruit the survivors, or enslave them, or whatever). Most of the writers forget this, thinking that Khorne really gives no fucks about what you kill, and it makes Khorne [[Rage|snarl in anger]]. Though he continues to send his flesh-hounds to hunt down those who flee and abandon their brothers on the battlefield, be they Chaos or non-Chaos. &lt;br /&gt;
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Aside from that and (obviously) never backing down from a fight, Khorne has no commandments whatsoever. But deviating from the aforementioned in the slightest is begging for the flesh-hounds to tear your ass apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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Such as it is, it would be incorrect to think Khorne doesn&#039;t have priests dedicated to him. Though, being a warrior god, these priests tend to be warriors themselves and are often marked by their god. In essence, the only difference between them and a Chaos marauder/Space Marine is several pounds of armour. In Warhammer Fantasy, these priests are called &#039;Bloodfathers&#039;, and in lieu of magic that is gifted to their priests by other gods, Khorne just gives [[AWESOME|HOLYSHITAWESOME]] fighting skills and visions of bloodshed. In [[Age of Sigmar]], they&#039;re called Slaughterpriests and they basically lead by example, killing while screaming out Khorne&#039;s name. If the killing is good enough, Khorne will empower the priest and/or his allies; but if the killing is unworthy, the priest himself will feel Khorne&#039;s wrath.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is also venerated by working brass into your armour and weapons and donning fashionable high collars. Occasionally, a warrior so pleases Khorne that he gifts him with specially made ones that in addition to looking fabulous can also grant total fucking immunity to magic. After all, who needs spellcasting when you can make a motherfucker&#039;s spine disappear - with your bare hands no less?&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, Khorne is worshiped by warriors, generals and basically anyone who likes battle. His chosen Space Marines legion is of course the World Eaters, in Warhammer Fantasy, the Norscans tend to venerate him with the greatest piety, especially the Aesling tribe, who are Khorne&#039;s most devoted servants in Fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne&#039;s take on magic===&lt;br /&gt;
As posted by an Anon some time ago, he perfectly summed up what Khorne&#039;s opinion on magic is: FUCK WIZARDS!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, here&#039;s what the &amp;quot;FUCK WIZARDS&amp;quot; thing means.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note that the hate of psykers/wizards/etc is pretty much the exact same and works by the same logic for both Khornates and the SoB/Black Templar/etc. Its a [[Conan the Barbarian|Conan-esque]] kind of swords and sorcery thing. Khornates hate wizards for [[3e|trivializing encounters with a single spell and overshadowing fighters]]. They hate turning what should be a military endeavor into a weird wizard show where people turn into frogs. They hate Slaaneshi for the same reason, they take what should be a wholesome murder fest and make it into something creepy and weird, what with them &amp;quot;discomporting themselves with the dead&amp;quot; and all that. In Realms of Chaos, its entirely possible for a librarian or wizard to go to Khorne. They just refrain from using their powers, and only use their psi/magic (in combat) to resist spells from that point onward.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are okay with laser beams. They are okay with sniper rifles. They are okay with flaming swords. They are okay with running people over with tanks. They are okay with chemical gas. They are okay with exterminatus. They are okay with holocausts. They are okay with blitzkriegs. They are okay with honorable duels at dawn.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are not okay with turning people to frogs, mind controlling people, raining glitterdust from the skies to blind everyone, raising armies of zombies to do the killing for you, and so forth. They are not okay with someone pointing their finger and you dropping dead. They are okay with rituals to summon demons. They are okay with navigating the warp without crashing into suns. They are okay with sending astropathic messages. They are okay with chaining wizards up and forcing them to eternally forge magic items on pain of death.&lt;br /&gt;
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You may consider it hypocritical that Khornates are okay with blatantly unfair TECHNOLOGICAL murder, but not okay with blatantly unfair MIND/MAGICAL murder, but the point, or at least one interpretation, is that wizards/psykers fucking cheat. They do. They steal the power of the Warp for their own ends. As long as they stay in line, and do nothing but permit the warrior to enact his craft, fine, let them live, albeit in terror, enslaved by chains of brass until the day they are no longer useful, at which point their skulls can join Khorne&#039;s throne.&lt;br /&gt;
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But stealing the Gods&#039; own fire and using it to do what mortals should do through their own skill and strength is unacceptable. Remember that technology is completely valid to Khorne. Stealth is completely valid to Khorne. Skill is completely valid to Khorne. Cleverness is completely valid to Khorne. The nuclear bomb and other innovations that come after it could be seen to be unfair. But it is a mortal invention. Mortals should give honor to Khorne by murdering each other through the sweat of their brow.&lt;br /&gt;
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The scientist who devises new ways to kill is a saint. His work can be put to any other use -- [[Slaanesh|enriching human life]], [[Nurgle|ending hunger, fighting diseases]], [[Tzeentch|answering great questions]]. But the scientist who devises new bombs and weapons is, in his own way, a champion of Khorne. He takes his limitless human potential and nobly limits himself to new ways to kill. Whether you kill with a sword or a bomb, you are killing using good old fashioned mortal strength and genius. You aren&#039;t stealing warp energy from the gods in the form of a fireball and cravenly calling it your own.&lt;br /&gt;
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The forger of enchanted weapons, though deserving of slavery and abuse as all wizards are until the day they die, is an ideal symbol. It is fitting that spell energy be subjugated to and entombed within cold steel, just as wizards deserve to be subjugated to warriors until they lie cold and headless in the ground or else burnt to ash. The magic weapon is a symbol of might&#039;s superiority to magic.&lt;br /&gt;
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The jury is still out on whether or not Khorne is okay with magically imbued people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! When the Galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!&lt;br /&gt;
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tl;dr Magic is unmanly, grab a sword (or a 16-inch battleship cannon, if that&#039;s your thing) and go kill like real men do already.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and other Chaos gods===&lt;br /&gt;
As a rule, Khorne despises [[Slaanesh]] because they&#039;re an effeminate milk-sop who can&#039;t grow a beard or swing an axe like they&#039;ve got a pair (even though Slaanesh probably has the biggest pair, but less on that), and also because he personifies acting outwardly (ie: seeking the deaths of others), while Slaanesh acts inwardly (ie: seeking their own pleasure). Khorne also finds Slaanesh&#039;s obsession with luxury and torture wasteful and dishonorable. Slaanesh is about living it up while Khorne is about tearing it the fuck down. not to mention it&#039;s apparent belief that those who wrong you are meant to suffer for it. which surprisingly Khonre doesn&#039;t agree with. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also hates [[Tzeentch]], though they are not fundamental rivals, because his reliance on magic is seen as a sign of weakness and his desire not to face his foes in person is decried by Khorne as cowardly. Khorne sees his penchant for deceit and trickery as dishonorable. Also Khorne prefers muscles over books (plus Tzeentch is a huge NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD).&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne thinks he hates [[Nurgle]] also, because the fat fuck doesn&#039;t even try to get shit done. Thus, his embodiment as sloth runs contrary to the active, vital aspect of Khorne, but he&#039;s all for death if its by homicide or genocide. &lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s also [[Solkan]], the not-Chaos Chaos God of Law and a rival of Khorne, being the only Chaos god that can match him in sheer RAAAAEG. Khorne likes to sit back and have a chuckle at Solkan&#039;s outbursts, if only because the last time he actually tried to move in on Solkan&#039;s turf he lost that fight. Not even the Blood God can top the sexually frustrated wrath of a guy looking for his [[Arianka|sisterwife]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of all the Chaos gods, Khorne actually hates [[Malal]] the least. For one thing, he respects the lost god for sticking to his guns: he hates the other gods, wants them dead and is actively working towards that goal. Since Nurgle just sits there being a scabby procrastinator, Tzeentch just has to have his fingers in everyone&#039;s business and Slaanesh is fucking Slaanesh (really, they are), this is something Khorne can sympathize with. Also, Malal is one of the only chaos gods to put up a halfway decent fight when Khorne manages to find him, which would mean that they would be best buds if Malal wasn&#039;t a self destructive, omnicidal lunatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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In short he has problems with almost everyone and pissed at almost everyone, including you even if you worship him (usually its a matter how pissed he is at you). And they hate him too. Except for Nurgle, who&#039;s too nice to hate anyone. if you earn his respect however, he will give you it. (he has high standards though, meeting them is quite hard.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and non-Chaotic Gods===&lt;br /&gt;
Well, [[Ulric]] is his little brother and they tend to get along rather well. Ulric&#039;s still ridiculing Khorne over the fact that one of his greatest champions, Haargroth, got his head smashed in by Ulric&#039;s Ar-Ulric, Khorne usually replies by pointing out that &#039;&#039;Storm of Chaos&#039;&#039; isn&#039;t canon anymore. Not that that stops Ulric. Khorne and Ulric often get into arguments over which one of them is moar Viking; with Khorne usually winning by pointing out that his top worshipers actually are Vikings and that he has a Valkyrie. They also settle this with arm wrestling and drinking contests. There&#039;s a lot of belligerence, but you can sense the brotherly love underneath. Indeed, it&#039;s kind of a [[Fist of the North Star|Raoh/Ken relationship]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite both being war-gods, Khorne has a poor relationship with [[Myrmidia]]. Khorne, despite being a master of tactics and sieges and the finer points of warfare, vastly prefers a manly head-on charge, and Myrmidia&#039;s sissy &amp;quot;planning&amp;quot; approach to warfare therefore offends Khorne.  Most meetings between the Blood God and the Maiden of Strategy end with the Blood God fuming impotently because his strict code of martial honour does not permit him to hit girls (or pull their hair) and retreating to his tree house.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is the only Chaos God who tolerates Sigmar because he thinks he&#039;s pretty bad-ass AND respects the idea of a mortal man becoming a god. That and Sigmar&#039;s comic book series, Sigmar the Emprahrian, has great splashpages of fights and no SWORDSWORDSWORDS. However, this tolerance is only one-sided, and while Khorne respects him, it doesn&#039;t mean he won&#039;t try to put an axe in his head for being an sworn enemy of Chaos.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When asked about the [[Emperor]], Khorne usually responds with a streaming torrent of bloody curses and oaths which causes a bloody froth to start leaking from his helmet. In short, he is remarkably indifferent to the old man. Ironically, they share many of the same beliefs: They both disliked psykers, they both have a kick ass thrones, and they both have units dedicated to close combat. Hell, even the Emprah&#039;s head is a skull. What&#039;s not to like...oh maybe the fact that he&#039;s a COMPLETE FUCKING HYPOCRITE!&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is utterly sick and tired of anyone who dares associate him with [[Khaine|40Khaine]]. Before eviscerating anyone who makes that connection, he will often give a short PowerPoint presentation, explaining how Khaine is an honourless god of murder and sadism while he himself is a god of honourable and forthright battle and courage, and how sadism is contrary to his code (Khorne indeed used to be about honorable combat, but now he&#039;s just about mindless violence and hating everyone for either piss-poor reasons or for no reason at all. Goddammit, GW). Khorne then reiterates that Khaine&#039;s elfishness and love for scantily clad women is sickening and makes him more like Slaanesh...  Of course, this is just a front on Khorne&#039;s part.  Khaine&#039;s love of war combined with his elfness and that his most ardent worshippers are scantily-clad women proves Khaine to be the secret love-child of Khorne and Slaanesh (tsundere confir- *sounds of violent, painful evisceration* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|WHO DARES? IN MY OWN PAGE, OF ALL THINGS? FUCK YOUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Slaanesh|Search your feelings you know it to be true]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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That being said, Khaine does have a dual nature in Fantasy thanks to being worshiped by [[Dark Elves]] and paid respect to by [[High Elves]], where one side is indeed honorable and just wants to keep fighting and being badass which means Khorne can tolerate him approximately half the time. The fact that both are patrons of [[Blood Bowl]] teams is usually the common ground, with Khaine and Khorne crashing/trashing some other God&#039;s house to watch on game nights while downing can after can of Bloodweisers and shoveling Dwarf Rinds in their faces. Khaine periodically tries to invade the realm of Khorne whenever the Khornate team beats the Dark Elf team, with such meetings ending with the two having a hell of a banger and many broken bones in the afterlife. When Khaine&#039;s team beats Khorne&#039;s, Khorne takes out his aggression by beating the fuck out of Slaanesh (no homo) while Dark Elves go on safari hunting [[Warriors of Chaos|Khorne&#039;s worshipers]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has absolutely no patience for the [[Horned Rat]], who is a favorite of Nurgle and Tzeentch respectively. It&#039;s a weak vermin whose very existence pisses him off. As a result, Khorne is much more fond of [[Sotek]] who encourages killing the fuck out of [[Skaven]] whenever they appear, and is also a fan of blood sacrifice (the fact that Sotek wants hearts and cares nothing for skulls is reassuring since they don&#039;t intrude on each other&#039;s fetish); this fondness is entirely one-sided.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like the other Chaos Gods, Khorne has no fucking clue what the Great Maw is. However, it doesn&#039;t seem to complain when [[Ogre Kingdoms|Ogres]] worship Khorne, so he&#039;s got nothing against him...her...it...schclim...whatever, the big god-thing that wants to eat.&lt;br /&gt;
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The pantheon of the [[Tomb Kings]] mostly stick to themselves, so Khorne only knows they exist.. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is impressed with the [[Bretonnia|Bretonnian]] race by the fact they&#039;re the epitome of honor and glorious valor. On the other hand, their entire race has been tricked by a single fucking Elf Goddess into doing their every command which fills Khorne with incomprehensible fury. As it stands, the first being that&#039;s going to get the axe when Khorne manages to get an avatar to manifest in the material plane is Lileath. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mork]] and [[Gork]]/Gork and Mork are Khorne&#039;s old drinking buddies. They piss him off more than any other beings in existence, but after a good 3-way beatdown and a few billion cases of squig beer he realizes they&#039;re alright company.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has a feeling that he&#039;d get along with the gods of the [[Dwarfs]], but even their introductions (being long ass winded descriptions of their primary worshipers and their lineages) irritate him so much he can&#039;t even get into a conversation with them. One of them is STILL giving his own introduction, and has been for about 20,000 years or so now (and he hasn&#039;t even reached the changes that have happened since he started). Unable to make him aware of what&#039;s going on around him, Khorne simply moved him into the guest room and bricked it off with a wall of skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for the [[Tyranid|Bugs?]], Khorne hates them &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Especially&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; due to them not having real blood, just vile alien ichor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==His portrayal in Warhammer Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s a half-way mythologically accurate version of [[Viking|Odin]], whose very name means Fury (and one translation means &#039;frenzy&#039;). You could also make the case that Khorne is Thor minus any protective instincts towards humanity, as both are whirling vortices of blood and spit who are associated with the colour red and its connotation of anger. &lt;br /&gt;
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No, that&#039;s it. Get the fuck out; he&#039;s an axe-crazy, psychopathic, evil-as-balls daemonic version of Odin - so basically the Norse god of wisdom, with wisdom actually treated the way Vikings would have recognized.  Currently there&#039;s a bit of a debate about how much of Odin he represents (see discussion page) so this bit will list the similarities and some of the differences.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, for one thing, Chaos worshipers in Warhammer Fantasy actually are Vikings. Read about them [[Warriors of Chaos|here]]. Secondly, Khorne is closely associated with wolves in that setting (one of Odin&#039;s names literally translates to &#039;Battle Wolf&#039;), and even has a wolf-like pet in Karanak, thus, fulfilling a role similar to Freki and Geri, or more closely, Garmr (having three heads, Karnak also parallels Cerberus from Greek Mythology).  Also, it&#039;s revealed in Knight of the Realm that Khorne owns two hunting wolves/giant fleshhounds called Garmr and Gormr, with whom he partakes in a wild hunt across the heavens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another point of similarity is that both Odin and Khorne are war gods explicitly connected with berserker rage.  They have their own warrior-cults associated with them who fight with said rage and Odin&#039;s Olfhednar are practically the same as Khorne&#039;s Chosen in both form and function. &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, thanks to Valkia, Khorne also has a Valkyrie to further the similarity between him and Odin. This was inevitable, of course, given that the Warriors of Chaos are indeed an evil version of the Vikings as has already been stated. It should also be noted that Valkia&#039;s similarity to the Valkyries is not a superficial one. She is actually referred to as &#039;the Sword-Maiden of the Blood God&#039; in the WoC codex, and is Khorne&#039;s Chooser of the Slain who carries those worthy champions and warriors of his to fight on in the Blood God&#039;s halls after death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, we got a glimpse of his neck of the Realm of Chaos in the Valkia novel written by Sarah Cock-well. It was basically Chaos Valhalla, and here&#039;s some of his quotes:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A cleaved head no longer plots.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;A head stuck on a pike no longer conspires.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Put to the sword they who disagree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Now for the differences, aside from the obvious physical ones Odin also scries, it&#039;s woman&#039;s magic taught to him by Frigg and Freya.  He&#039;s got the rage, yeah, but he&#039;s also all about fate and averting ragnarok, (directly opposed to Khorne&#039;s goals) even if he knows he can&#039;t stop it since fate works that way; in that regard Khorne is more like Surtr from Norse Mythology (the fiery giant who wages war and brings flames that would consume the Earth - the instigator of Ragnarok).  We see this in the Havamal, Grimnismal, the Voluspa, and the Lokasenna.  Hell, in Lokasenna, we learn he cross dresses, ie was tied into shamanic practices (Indo-Europeans have a thing for seers in drag).  He can also get to Tzeentch levels with his planning and Odin&#039;s perfectly fine with Runic magic, whereas Khorne hates that shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Champions Of Khorne==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Kharn the Betrayer]]: Embodiment of Crazy Awesome and Patron Saint of fun guys everywhere. Kharn is Khorne&#039;s greatest mortal champion in 40K and has a wholly deserved reputation as a team-killing nutso. Once upon a time, Kharn was a straight-laced, meticulous Assault Captain of the World Eaters 8th company. But [[Horus Heresy|after a certain chain of events]] dedicated himself wholly to Khorne, thus becoming one of the most fucking lethal warriors in the galaxy as well as probably the most religiously devoted of Khorne&#039;s servants. Also notable for shattering two entire Space Marine legions by himself with a flamethrower in a single night. Despite this, since his first appearance (where he was no different from other Berzerkers) he became more and more coolheaded when not in combat (and even then there are moments when he is coolheaded in combat). He&#039;s become a swell guy because of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Angron]]: &#039;&#039;&#039;HE! GETS! SHIT! DONE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. Khorne&#039;s foremost Daemon Prince alongside Doombreed. PERIOD. &lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Doombreed]]: Khorne&#039;s greatest Daemon Prince ever and possibly either Genghis Khan or Turgeis the Devil IRL (probably Genghis Khan, Turgeis the Devil&#039;s infamy mostly came from cowardly tactics - he attacking churches because non-combatants like clergymen and monks didn&#039;t put up the best fights and to steal all the holy relics and decoration made from precious metals). Notable for launching an actually successful Dark Crusade that wiped out two Space Marine chapters. Which is more than a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure has pulled off]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Svane Vulfbad]]: EVEN IN 40K KHORNE&#039;S CHOSEN ARE VIKINGS. Svane Vulfbad was a motherfucking badass [[Awesome|Chaos Terminator Space Wolf Chaos Lord]] who grew tired of the Imperium&#039;s sickening effeminate inability to GET SHIT DONE and the Space Wolves&#039; sickening fur-fetishes and instead decided to dedicated himself to a god worthy of his kickassery. He thus became a badass Chaos Lord dedicated to Khorne (because a berserker god of war who likes axes meshes well with Vikings) and was killed, anticlimactically, by a thunderbolt while fighting Harald Deathwolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Crull]]: A Chaos Lord from Winter Assault notable only for making idiotic statements, and utilizing Sorcerers in his warband when there&#039;s some possessing to be done. Also has a weird way of saying &amp;quot;drown&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Azariah Kyras]]: A Librarian who somehow became a Champion of Khorne and who ascended to daemonhood. Presumably, his [[Awesome|speaking skills were great enough that the Blood God was able to give him slight leeway in regards to the &#039;no Psyker rule&#039;]], likely because he was a philosopher of carrion and slaughter, showing Khorne&#039;s way as freedom, freedom in meaningless, in mindlessness, which he accuses the functionings of the universe of. Khorne loves that stuff, existentialism for skulls, especially when it&#039;s an arch-traitor responsible for the deaths of billions, then declaring openly his allegience of Chaos to his fellow Mehreens as he is about to ascend as one of the most powerful daemon princes ever. A psyker who uses psykic powers to bring about good old kinetic Exterminatus, their reputation to raise covert cults of slaughter, discover their lust for combat and seek to encompass it, and ultimatedly be the poster child of Khornist Existentialism is too good of a chance for Khorne to pass up, who either wins against the galaxy or gets to devour Kyras&#039; soul in a good long bloodbashing and probably still make a good Greater Daemon of Khorne out of him, probably the one and only Chaos tactical genius who could actually lead a Black Crusade properly. That&#039;s another reason Khorne likes him. Kyras&#039; no funny business style of simply tearing a sector apart however possible tends to draw other Chaos God devotees under the wing of a Khornate champion. Here is the speech of doom that he gives the player&#039;s army (before the last level of the game ) or per canon, the Blood Ravens following Captain Diomedes before the climax:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. &lt;br /&gt;
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In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne&#039;s messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! &lt;br /&gt;
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In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free! &lt;br /&gt;
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BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET... THE GALAXY... BUUUURRRRNNN!!!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Also notable as the single longest-to-fucking-kill-boss in the history of the Dawn of War series other than [[Ulkair]]. (Not that we haven&#039;t found ways to cheese him in under five minutes, namely Tyranids spamming warriors with venom upgrades alongside Hive Lord with his anti-daemon gun) Still, pure undiluted awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Fantasy===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;VIKINGS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;VIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Valkia the Bloody]]: A pissed off badass Valkyrie who chooses who will fight on in the Halls of the Blood God after they die in glorious battle. She managed to kill a motherfucking DAEMON PRINCE as a lowly, un-Marked, un-augmented human in SINGLE COMBAT to earn Khorne&#039;s favour, CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF, AND THEN CARRIED IT BACK TO THE NORTH TO PLACE AT THE FOOT OF THE SKULL THRONE. And then she died on the way. But Khorne was so impressed by this badassery/pissed off by her death, he resurrected her as a fucking Daemon Princess. Now she flies around the battlefields of the world slaughtering anything that looks at her funny and bearing Norsemen to the Khorne&#039;s place for a glorious afterlife of fighting and drinking. She is also far more attractive than anything of Slaanesh&#039;s menagerie, much to the Prince of Pleasure&#039;s eternal rage and the Bloodfather&#039;s great amusement, primarily due to having hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Garmr Hrodvitnir: Aka Billy Squigins, A Chaos Lord of Khorne who managed to almost kill Gotrek Fucking Gurnisson in a fight. &#039;Nuff said.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hrothgar Daemonaxe: A Chaos Lord who only had his rules and miniatures released at a Games Day. He had the statline of a Bloodthirster. His miniature also depicts him throttling an elf, which makes him a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Arbaal the Undefeated: Nicknamed &#039;Arbaal the Easily Defeatable&#039; due to his rules from Champions of Chaos having been shockingly awful. Arbaal&#039;s been effectively retcon&#039;d out of existence under the excuse that he&#039;s journeyed into the Realm of Chaos to challenge Khorne himself to a fight. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Good luck with that.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It went about as well as you expected.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Scyla Anfingrimm: The greatest [[Chaos Spawn|You-Know-What]] ever to walk the earth. Scyla was a Chaos Lord of Khorne who got one too many mutations before his time and devolved into a YKW. But he&#039;s the most badass YKW ever, and is a leadership 10 general. Which is impressive considering the only thing he can say is &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Chaos Lord Varmisgal: A Chaos Lord who&#039;s blood has turned to liquid bronze. He is responsible for the stalking brass bull of Nuln and the great raid into the Misty Mountains... it is also alleged he ate his own penis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Valmir Aesling: A Norscan king and Champion of Khorne who destroyed the Norse Dwarf Hold of Kraka Drak. Managed to get a fucking Daemon Prince to work for him, slaughtered a metric fuck-ton of Norse Dwarfs (roughly 8 times the manliness of a regular Dwarf and thus worth 24 Space Wolves). [[Awesome|Also rode a motherfucking chariot pulled by skinless bears]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* Egil Styrbjorn: A Norscan High Yarl of the Skaeligs and probably the greatest epitome of manliness a Chaos Warrior devoted to Khorne can achieve. He slew a lot and took names, kicked Bretonnian arses, sexed many women yet never got a proper heir (only daughters). It was so bad for him that he adopted a boy that became later his personal shamanistic seer and advisor...that is until he banged a Kurgan Sorceress that was prophesied by said shaman to bear Egil&#039;s son, yet the damned cheese eating surrender monkeys took her and his unborn son away, which he answered them with apocalyptic RAAAAAGE and titanic slaughter (added that said Sorceress wanted to sacrifice the unborn child for immortality actually made this a good situation; there&#039;s also the fact that the Kurgan Sorceress was actually possessing a Bretonnian noblewoman when she did the deed with Egil so Egil&#039;s son was in that Bretonnian&#039;s womb, and the Bretonnian Knights wanted to rescue her). And thus there was an epic campaign to retrieve the boy. Wields two badass flaming axes called Garmr and Gormr. Really dislikes the Lady of the Lake and other Southerner gods. So manly he is that he let a Grail Knight stab him only to throw back his sword to him. Also known for embodying Khorne&#039;s tactical take on war, which he mercilessly used against the Bretonnian Knights that stubbornly charged his warriors head on (until said knights realized that they were duped and slaughtered in seconds).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Skarr Bloodwrath]]: Deranged respawning berserker with axes that double as flails. Joined [[Archaon]]&#039;s posse during [[The End Times]] as one of the many Khornate forces that helped hasten the end of the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Khorne Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
* Interestingly the word &amp;quot;Khorne&amp;quot; in Ancient Cypriot Greek literally means to &amp;quot;Shit Blood&amp;quot;. Kh&#039; - &amp;quot;To force outward&amp;quot;,  ORN - &amp;quot;Back passage&amp;quot;, Ee - &amp;quot;Blood&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Doombreed, Khorne&#039;s second daemon prince servant, might actually be Genghis Khan himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne&#039;s looking for ways to incorporate dinosaurs into his armies, due to the sheer amount of [[RIP AND TEAR]] they can unleash on their enemies. He&#039;s unbelievably pissed that he hasn&#039;t managed to get any yet- &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|YOU GAVE IT AWAY?!?!? FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;secretly&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;{{Blam|BLATANTLY}}&#039;&#039;&#039; hates everyone who kills the defenseless in his name. He&#039;d plot ways to kill them, but he&#039;s too mad to do that. (So what else is new?)&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne was just able to stand watching Jurassic World once it got going due to the Indominus Rex and how it made everything else look like bitches.  He raged when it died.  He&#039;s looking for its skull &#039;cause he wishes he could have it as one of his servants- *sounds of swords and blood* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|FAGGOT!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;  (Why couldn&#039;t Khorne just seek the skull of the Mosasaurus that killed it?  Or Rexie, T-rex is classic, I hear you say.) To that, I answer that coz without the Mosasaurus then Rex would&#039;a DIED.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is unsure whether or not he hates [[Cultist-chan]], due to a) the fact that she can&#039;t do anything except scream about &#039;kap-tooring eet for kay-oss&#039; and get purged and b) the fact that she&#039;s so good at spreading [[RAEG]] amongst various unlucky meatsacks and fa/tg/uys. And that indecisiveness makes him foam at the mouth in an unending rage.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne practically invented flipping the table when you lose at card games, or it goes too slowly. He does this whenever the major Warp entities play cards in the Formless Wastes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Followers of Khorne actually have the ability to pull off [[LIIVI]]/[[Eldrad]] level dick-style moves in battle. They just choose not to do this.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne wanted [[Settra the Imperishable]] as one of his servants once. However, Settra won&#039;t ever serve Khorne, even going so far as to give ALL OF CHAOS the &#039;&#039;&#039;motherfucking middle finger&#039;&#039;&#039; before going off to hunt down [[Nagash]]. That said, Settra may well be one of the few mortal beings besides his own servants Khorne has any respect for. He still hates Settra though.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh once created some Kayos Spess Mehreens with his/her colour scheme, but with armour nicked off fallen Khornate warriors. And when Khorne saw this, &#039;&#039;&#039;his wrath was legendary&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh and Khorne also have regular &#039;plans&#039; on Friday night- *sounds of something even bigger than a [[Bloodthirster]] coming through and much ripping and tearing* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|NO! YOU&#039;RE LYING!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emperor|That Twat With The Chair]] and Khorne haven&#039;t &#039;&#039;&#039;SMACKED DOWN&#039;&#039;&#039; yet, but Khorne is secretly looking forward to it when it happens- he wants to test Spess Jaysis&#039;s might against his own. Tickets are now on sale!&lt;br /&gt;
*If an internet hyperlink comes up red, it&#039;s not because the page doesn&#039;t exist, it&#039;s because Khorne looked at what was once on the other end, and &#039;&#039;&#039;he didn&#039;t like what he saw&#039;&#039;&#039;, so much so that the hyperlink is stained with the blood of what once was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite form of grouping is in ogdoads, for reasons that should be obvious once you know what that word means.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite [[video game|vidja]] was [[Doom]]. he abandoned it in pure terror once he learned it was [[DOOM|Autobiographical]]&lt;br /&gt;
* If Khorne is acting calm towards you, don&#039;t relax. He doesn&#039;t like anything, he just hates some things less than others. There is such a thing as cold-hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne was &#039;&#039;&#039;ALMOST&#039;&#039;&#039; pleased when [[Iskandar Khayon]] smashed his ship, the &#039;&#039;Tlaloc&#039;&#039;, into the Slaaneshi world of Harmony, killing a whole shitload of Slaaneshi fucks and breaking the planet in half. Then he remembered Khayon was a damn Thousand Son Sorcerer. Fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne will not stab you in the back. He will simply stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.&lt;br /&gt;
*There is only being to ever earn Khorne&#039;s respect and he is the &#039;&#039;&#039;MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne hates snipers. Partly because they sneak and hide like pussies and don&#039;t get into a proper fight, partly because head shots ruin perfectly good skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is the patron god of Chimpanzees (no seriously, look them up; those bastards are the the fucking marauding barbarians of the jungle, especially since their cousins the Bonobos seem like milquetoast Slaanesh followers).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne&#039;s followers off the battlefield. REVERSE ARMWRESTLE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffles for the Blood God!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne&#039;s trainers prefer violent Pokémon. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Free like a riding demon by Ragathol.jpg|Khornette.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Backwardsthrone.jpg|Just as Planned. Always. As. Planned.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khornette.jpg|Khorne wants to know why the drawfags never give them noses. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Tea Time.jpg|In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still time for tea...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khorne-Art.jpg|Warriors of Chaos: making everything in 40K look like bitches since 2002.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:You&#039;re_madder_than_Khorne.png|There &#039;&#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039;&#039; such a thing as being too mad for Khorne!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorneholiover2.png |The [[Cornholio the Cultist|Great Khorneholio]]. He needs blood and skulls for his bunghole.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne-and-Slaanesh.jpg|Nine months later Khaine was born...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anon_pleases_Khorne.png|Who knew Berzerkers came in &#039;&#039;Shrimp&#039;&#039; size?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne Flakes.jpg|The tastiest of all! Add blood for more flavor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Brass]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berserker]] - Chaos Space Marines with Axes and a bad attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne and the Primarch of World Eaters.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Eaters]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Khârn|Khârn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Valkia the Bloody]] - Scarousal in it&#039;s purest form.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Khorne_Daemonkin(7E)|Tactics/Khorne Daemonkin]] - That&#039;s right, meatsacks! The servants of Khorne have their own codex!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Chaos/Blades of Khorne|Tactics/Blades of Khorne]] - Khorne&#039;s servants in AoS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sorcerers of Khorne]] - Double heresy!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doombreed]] - One angry son of a bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
* This pretty much sums up his forces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&amp;amp;feature=channel_video_title&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20#Khorne_is_underpowered_in_40k|Khorne is underpowered in 40k]]&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE - death metal song devoted to Khorne. &lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - trash metal song summing up Khorne pretty well.&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUB9QGKCNmI - a bunch of anime Khorne worshippers. Better than it sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - another metal song devoted to Khorne. GW actually commissioned this one. Yes, they really were that awesome back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:khorne_by_baklaher-d7335e6.jpg|500px|thumb|right|Special K in all his glory, Sitting comfortably on his Skull Throne, being pissed off at everyone and everything.]]&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;- The creed of Khorne being Overused to Death&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke.|Homer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|The important thing in life is not victory but combat: it is not to have vanquished but to have fought well.|Pierre de Coubertin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War is the father of all.|Heraclitus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Who was the first that forged the deadly blade? Of rugged steel his savage soul was made.|Tibullus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War does not determine who is right - only who is left.|Bertrand Russell}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge.|General George S. Patton}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
[[RAGE|&#039;&#039;&#039;Khorne&#039;&#039;&#039;]], also known as Kharnath, Arkhar, Khorgar, [[Viking|Kjorn]], Khar, the Great Brass Bull, the Bloody Handed, the Axefather, the Bloodwolf, The Great Khorneholio, Special K, the [[Ulric|Wolf-Father]], Frowny Face McMurderaxe, Sergeant Slaughter, the Lord of Fighters, the Messiah of Mayhem, Call of Duty: Demon DLC, [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|The Parapeligac Sociopath]], [[If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device|MegaSatan]], Definitely not fucking Khaine, [[Dwarf Fortress|Armok]], and 8666 other names, is the [[Chaos God]] of war, murder, savagery, hatred (though he is starting to question that one at times thinking it belongs more to [[Slannesh|his arch enemy]] than it does him), murder, destruction, rage, wrath, murder, battle, barbarism and [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|manliness]]...oh and did we mention murder. He is also the mofo that the Klingons worship. As well as this he symbolises courage, athleticism, determination, daring, discipline, sportsmanship, honor, impulsiveness, and struggling onward in the face of any odds. But mostly he&#039;s simply about being angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is commonly held to be the strongest [[Chaos]] God by default, and is associated with wolves and powerful hunting dogs, as well as lions and bulls. For another reason that is likely inspired by occultism, Khorne&#039;s sacred number is eight - and thus, his followers tend to organize themselves into groups of eights and its multiples. Fun fact, this also means that the names of Khornate daemons are usually comprised of eight syllables. &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:SkullThrone.jpg|400px|right|thumb|The Big K in all his glory contemplating on whose rectum he is going to shove his chainaxe into with extreme prejudice.(Spoiler: its everyone)]]&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne, by virtue of being the most powerful Chaos God, is also the most powerful general &amp;quot;divinity&amp;quot; in both iterations of Warhammer. In both versions of Warhammer, his followers are characterized by an overbearing need to spill blood and engage in honest battle, as well as a violent code of martial honour and a &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; approach to morality. They tend to be dutiful, as well, but said duties involve whacking their axes into their enemy and painting their blood all over villages gargling their blood as mouthwash (if only because Khorne&#039;s only real command is to spill worthy blood in his name). &lt;br /&gt;
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This is where Khorne and Slaanesh generally clash as enemy gods. While Khorne instills discipline, honor and a sense of selfless duty in his followers to obey a single purpose (spill blood in his name), Slaanesh is the polar opposite. Slaanesh instead tells his/her followers to do &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;whoever&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; whatever they want in their own selfish pursuit of pleasure, caring not for the consequences of their actions (e.g; using your authority to hoard food from your starving citizens, so you can indulge in bottomless gluttony every day).&lt;br /&gt;
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This is also why Khorne is at odds with Tzeentch: Tzeentch sees things like honor and discipline as unnecessary hamstrings towards one&#039;s advancement and opts that everything is on the table when one wishes to further their position (why duel your Lord for his position when you could arrange for an &amp;quot;accident&amp;quot; to befall him, instead? Sure its a low-blow, but if your lord was too stupid to see that car bomb coming, was he really deserving of loyalty?). The same can be said of his disdain for sorcery. Tzeentch thinks that mortals using the power of the gods themselves is fair game in their pursuit of progress (so long as you can control it), while Khorne thinks that using anything else but your own strength alone means you are weak and his &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; ideal has no place for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also has the distinction of being the only Chaos God (or any god for that matter) whose word you can take at face value. The other gods don&#039;t realize that disdain for scheming and backstabbing isn&#039;t the same as being stupid. Nor do they realize that over-complicating things is actually the worst thing a planner can do. The more unnecessary variables to a plan, the easier it is for something to break. ([[Just as Planned|that said Tzeentchian plans have divination included into them, eliminating most tactical miscalculations]], [[Not as Planned|unless Tzeentch wanted it to happen.]]). So - you actually want results? Be practical. Involve only as many steps as you need. Beat someone until they&#039;re reduced to a bloody smear on the ground - no step 2 required.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, Khorne isn&#039;t a stupid brute, he&#039;s actually pretty smart. The god of battles knows a thing or two about tactics and warfare. That said, Khorne&#039;s doctrine is inflexible. One, straightforward approach to anything. Simply put: Break everything in half. Which means that it all rides on an &amp;quot;all-or-nothing&amp;quot; deal. If his battering ram approach doesn&#039;t work there&#039;s little to be done to salvage the situation beyond everyone dying a glorious death. Usually this isn&#039;t the case for most battles, the Khornates&#039; overwhelming need to quench their bloodlust gets in the way of reorganization. Of course, if things go according to plan, there are only few things that can stop the demonically-possessed no brakes hate train.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Khorne had a voice actor it would have been BRIAN BLESSED but BRIAN chose Gotrek instead, the rejection sending Khorne&#039;s rage to new heights (unsubstantiated rumors say Khorne&#039;s considered sending Skulltaker and Karnak after BRIAN BLESSED, but Khorne realized all he&#039;ll get from that is two dead daemons with burst eardrums).&lt;br /&gt;
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw64e7JVRj0 Here is his theme song.]&lt;br /&gt;
===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is described as resembling a giant, iron-hewed warrior clad in red armour, with a massive sword and a winged helm that conceals a snarling face like that of a wolf. This humanoid form could be seen as something darkly meaningful, were it not for the fact that more or less everyone in both settings is conveniently human-shaped.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Khorne First.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The first depiction of Khorne in Warhammer art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, most artists at GW forget that he&#039;s supposed to look a giant Chaos Warrior and instead make him look like an overgrown Bloodthirster on a chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and His Worship===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is the easiest god ever to worship. Where [[Tzeentch|other]] [[Slaanesh|more]] [[Nurgle|pussified]] gods may demand you to memorize overly long prayers and hymns, or to build huge houses of worship and other such unmanly bullshit, Khorne is venerated with one thing and one thing only: the time-honoured tradition of [[rip and tear|hack&#039;n&#039;slash]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is worshipped on the battlefield. His hymns are the sound of steel on steel, his sacraments are the blows of hammer and axe, his only prayer the bellowing of the warcry &amp;quot;Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!&amp;quot; and his libation is the blood spilled in his name. &lt;br /&gt;
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In essence, you worship Khorne by being a good warrior. And as a warrior, you&#039;ll find your interests and his tend to generally align; he wants death but isn&#039;t picky on who, and you want to live to fight another day. Thus, the mere act of preserving your life will earn the pleasure of the god of battle. In a setting where there is no peace, only war, Khorne is always going to be massively powerful. Further, most of the armies embody one of his aspects - [[Space Marine|Powerful]] and [[Necron|fearless]] warriors are the [[Chaos|chosen]] of Khorne, but he favors those who use [[Ork|brute force assaults]] carried out with [[Tyranid|singular purpose and no remorse]] just as well. [[Just As Planned|Khorne wins in fights his forces weren&#039;t even involved in]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Khorne is one of those honourable war-gods. So don&#039;t think that beating your enemies by anything other than sheer strength, skill and aggression will make him happy. And for the love of Sigmar/Emprah, don&#039;t try to cheat by picking fights with the weak or helpless or by giving him baby skulls. Khorne expects a form of savage, viking-esque dignity from his followers and for them to be generally [[Fist of the North Star|manly]], this means you have to fight worthy opponents and those generally able to at least hold up a sword. &#039;&#039;Only after&#039;&#039; the worthwhile enemies are out of the way; then you can gorge yourself on the blood of women and children all you want (or make them fight amongst themselves and recruit the survivors, or enslave them, or whatever). Most of the writers forget this, thinking that Khorne really gives no fucks about what you kill, and it makes Khorne [[Rage|snarl in anger]]. Though he continues to send his flesh-hounds to hunt down those who flee and abandon their brothers on the battlefield, be they Chaos or non-Chaos. &lt;br /&gt;
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Aside from that and (obviously) never backing down from a fight, Khorne has no commandments whatsoever. But deviating from the aforementioned in the slightest is begging for the flesh-hounds to tear your ass apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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Such as it is, it would be incorrect to think Khorne doesn&#039;t have priests dedicated to him. Though, being a warrior god, these priests tend to be warriors themselves and are often marked by their god. In essence, the only difference between them and a Chaos marauder/Space Marine is several pounds of armour. In Warhammer Fantasy, these priests are called &#039;Bloodfathers&#039;, and in lieu of magic that is gifted to their priests by other gods, Khorne just gives [[AWESOME|HOLYSHITAWESOME]] fighting skills and visions of bloodshed. In [[Age of Sigmar]], they&#039;re called Slaughterpriests and they basically lead by example, killing while screaming out Khorne&#039;s name. If the killing is good enough, Khorne will empower the priest and/or his allies; but if the killing is unworthy, the priest himself will feel Khorne&#039;s wrath.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is also venerated by working brass into your armour and weapons and donning fashionable high collars. Occasionally, a warrior so pleases Khorne that he gifts him with specially made ones that in addition to looking fabulous can also grant total fucking immunity to magic. After all, who needs spellcasting when you can make a motherfucker&#039;s spine disappear - with your bare hands no less?&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, Khorne is worshiped by warriors, generals and basically anyone who likes battle. His chosen Space Marines legion is of course the World Eaters, in Warhammer Fantasy, the Norscans tend to venerate him with the greatest piety, especially the Aesling tribe, who are Khorne&#039;s most devoted servants in Fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne&#039;s take on magic===&lt;br /&gt;
As posted by an Anon some time ago, he perfectly summed up what Khorne&#039;s opinion on magic is: FUCK WIZARDS!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, here&#039;s what the &amp;quot;FUCK WIZARDS&amp;quot; thing means.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note that the hate of psykers/wizards/etc is pretty much the exact same and works by the same logic for both Khornates and the SoB/Black Templar/etc. Its a [[Conan the Barbarian|Conan-esque]] kind of swords and sorcery thing. Khornates hate wizards for [[3e|trivializing encounters with a single spell and overshadowing fighters]]. They hate turning what should be a military endeavor into a weird wizard show where people turn into frogs. They hate Slaaneshi for the same reason, they take what should be a wholesome murder fest and make it into something creepy and weird, what with them &amp;quot;discomporting themselves with the dead&amp;quot; and all that. In Realms of Chaos, its entirely possible for a librarian or wizard to go to Khorne. They just refrain from using their powers, and only use their psi/magic (in combat) to resist spells from that point onward.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are okay with laser beams. They are okay with sniper rifles. They are okay with flaming swords. They are okay with running people over with tanks. They are okay with chemical gas. They are okay with exterminatus. They are okay with holocausts. They are okay with blitzkriegs. They are okay with honorable duels at dawn.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are not okay with turning people to frogs, mind controlling people, raining glitterdust from the skies to blind everyone, raising armies of zombies to do the killing for you, and so forth. They are not okay with someone pointing their finger and you dropping dead. They are okay with rituals to summon demons. They are okay with navigating the warp without crashing into suns. They are okay with sending astropathic messages. They are okay with chaining wizards up and forcing them to eternally forge magic items on pain of death.&lt;br /&gt;
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You may consider it hypocritical that Khornates are okay with blatantly unfair TECHNOLOGICAL murder, but not okay with blatantly unfair MIND/MAGICAL murder, but the point, or at least one interpretation, is that wizards/psykers fucking cheat. They do. They steal the power of the Warp for their own ends. As long as they stay in line, and do nothing but permit the warrior to enact his craft, fine, let them live, albeit in terror, enslaved by chains of brass until the day they are no longer useful, at which point their skulls can join Khorne&#039;s throne.&lt;br /&gt;
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But stealing the Gods&#039; own fire and using it to do what mortals should do through their own skill and strength is unacceptable. Remember that technology is completely valid to Khorne. Stealth is completely valid to Khorne. Skill is completely valid to Khorne. Cleverness is completely valid to Khorne. The nuclear bomb and other innovations that come after it could be seen to be unfair. But it is a mortal invention. Mortals should give honor to Khorne by murdering each other through the sweat of their brow.&lt;br /&gt;
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The scientist who devises new ways to kill is a saint. His work can be put to any other use -- [[Slaanesh|enriching human life]], [[Nurgle|ending hunger, fighting diseases]], [[Tzeentch|answering great questions]]. But the scientist who devises new bombs and weapons is, in his own way, a champion of Khorne. He takes his limitless human potential and nobly limits himself to new ways to kill. Whether you kill with a sword or a bomb, you are killing using good old fashioned mortal strength and genius. You aren&#039;t stealing warp energy from the gods in the form of a fireball and cravenly calling it your own.&lt;br /&gt;
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The forger of enchanted weapons, though deserving of slavery and abuse as all wizards are until the day they die, is an ideal symbol. It is fitting that spell energy be subjugated to and entombed within cold steel, just as wizards deserve to be subjugated to warriors until they lie cold and headless in the ground or else burnt to ash. The magic weapon is a symbol of might&#039;s superiority to magic.&lt;br /&gt;
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The jury is still out on whether or not Khorne is okay with magically imbued people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! When the Galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!&lt;br /&gt;
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tl;dr Magic is unmanly, grab a sword (or a 16-inch battleship cannon, if that&#039;s your thing) and go kill like real men do already.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and other Chaos gods===&lt;br /&gt;
As a rule, Khorne despises [[Slaanesh]] because they&#039;re an effeminate milk-sop who can&#039;t grow a beard or swing an axe like they&#039;ve got a pair (even though Slaanesh probably has the biggest pair, but less on that), and also because he personifies acting outwardly (ie: seeking the deaths of others), while Slaanesh acts inwardly (ie: seeking their own pleasure). Khorne also finds Slaanesh&#039;s obsession with luxury and torture wasteful and dishonorable. Slaanesh is about living it up while Khorne is about tearing it the fuck down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also hates [[Tzeentch]], though they are not fundamental rivals, because his reliance on magic is seen as a sign of weakness and his desire not to face his foes in person is decried by Khorne as cowardly. Khorne sees his penchant for deceit and trickery as dishonorable. Also Khorne prefers muscles over books (plus Tzeentch is a huge NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD).&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne thinks he hates [[Nurgle]] also, because the fat fuck doesn&#039;t even try to get shit done. Thus, his embodiment as sloth runs contrary to the active, vital aspect of Khorne, but he&#039;s all for death if its by homicide or genocide. &lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s also [[Solkan]], the not-Chaos Chaos God of Law and a rival of Khorne, being the only Chaos god that can match him in sheer RAAAAEG. Khorne likes to sit back and have a chuckle at Solkan&#039;s outbursts, if only because the last time he actually tried to move in on Solkan&#039;s turf he lost that fight. Not even the Blood God can top the sexually frustrated wrath of a guy looking for his [[Arianka|sisterwife]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of all the Chaos gods, Khorne actually hates [[Malal]] the least. For one thing, he respects the lost god for sticking to his guns: he hates the other gods, wants them dead and is actively working towards that goal. Since Nurgle just sits there being a scabby procrastinator, Tzeentch just has to have his fingers in everyone&#039;s business and Slaanesh is fucking Slaanesh (really, they are), this is something Khorne can sympathize with. Also, Malal is one of the only chaos gods to put up a halfway decent fight when Khorne manages to find him, which would mean that they would be best buds if Malal wasn&#039;t a self destructive, omnicidal lunatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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In short he hates everyone and pissed at everyone, including you even if you worship him (usually its a matter how pissed he is at you). And they hate him too. Except for Nurgle, who&#039;s too nice to hate anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and non-Chaotic Gods===&lt;br /&gt;
Well, [[Ulric]] is his little brother and they tend to get along rather well. Ulric&#039;s still ridiculing Khorne over the fact that one of his greatest champions, Haargroth, got his head smashed in by Ulric&#039;s Ar-Ulric, Khorne usually replies by pointing out that &#039;&#039;Storm of Chaos&#039;&#039; isn&#039;t canon anymore. Not that that stops Ulric. Khorne and Ulric often get into arguments over which one of them is moar Viking; with Khorne usually winning by pointing out that his top worshipers actually are Vikings and that he has a Valkyrie. They also settle this with arm wrestling and drinking contests. There&#039;s a lot of belligerence, but you can sense the brotherly love underneath. Indeed, it&#039;s kind of a [[Fist of the North Star|Raoh/Ken relationship]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite both being war-gods, Khorne has a poor relationship with [[Myrmidia]]. Khorne, despite being a master of tactics and sieges and the finer points of warfare, vastly prefers a manly head-on charge, and Myrmidia&#039;s sissy &amp;quot;planning&amp;quot; approach to warfare therefore offends Khorne.  Most meetings between the Blood God and the Maiden of Strategy end with the Blood God fuming impotently because his strict code of martial honour does not permit him to hit girls (or pull their hair) and retreating to his tree house.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is the only Chaos God who tolerates Sigmar because he thinks he&#039;s pretty bad-ass AND respects the idea of a mortal man becoming a god. That and Sigmar&#039;s comic book series, Sigmar the Emprahrian, has great splashpages of fights and no SWORDSWORDSWORDS. However, this tolerance is only one-sided, and while Khorne respects him, it doesn&#039;t mean he won&#039;t try to put an axe in his head for being an sworn enemy of Chaos.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When asked about the [[Emperor]], Khorne usually responds with a streaming torrent of bloody curses and oaths which causes a bloody froth to start leaking from his helmet. In short, he is remarkably indifferent to the old man. Ironically, they share many of the same beliefs: They both disliked psykers, they both have a kick ass thrones, and they both have units dedicated to close combat. Hell, even the Emprah&#039;s head is a skull. What&#039;s not to like...oh maybe the fact that he&#039;s a COMPLETE FUCKING HYPOCRITE!&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is utterly sick and tired of anyone who dares associate him with [[Khaine|40Khaine]]. Before eviscerating anyone who makes that connection, he will often give a short PowerPoint presentation, explaining how Khaine is an honourless god of murder and sadism while he himself is a god of honourable and forthright battle and courage, and how sadism is contrary to his code (Khorne indeed used to be about honorable combat, but now he&#039;s just about mindless violence and hating everyone for either piss-poor reasons or for no reason at all. Goddammit, GW). Khorne then reiterates that Khaine&#039;s elfishness and love for scantily clad women is sickening and makes him more like Slaanesh...  Of course, this is just a front on Khorne&#039;s part.  Khaine&#039;s love of war combined with his elfness and that his most ardent worshippers are scantily-clad women proves Khaine to be the secret love-child of Khorne and Slaanesh (tsundere confir- *sounds of violent, painful evisceration* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|WHO DARES? IN MY OWN PAGE, OF ALL THINGS? FUCK YOUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Slaanesh|Search your feelings you know it to be true]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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That being said, Khaine does have a dual nature in Fantasy thanks to being worshiped by [[Dark Elves]] and paid respect to by [[High Elves]], where one side is indeed honorable and just wants to keep fighting and being badass which means Khorne can tolerate him approximately half the time. The fact that both are patrons of [[Blood Bowl]] teams is usually the common ground, with Khaine and Khorne crashing/trashing some other God&#039;s house to watch on game nights while downing can after can of Bloodweisers and shoveling Dwarf Rinds in their faces. Khaine periodically tries to invade the realm of Khorne whenever the Khornate team beats the Dark Elf team, with such meetings ending with the two having a hell of a banger and many broken bones in the afterlife. When Khaine&#039;s team beats Khorne&#039;s, Khorne takes out his aggression by beating the fuck out of Slaanesh (no homo) while Dark Elves go on safari hunting [[Warriors of Chaos|Khorne&#039;s worshipers]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has absolutely no patience for the [[Horned Rat]], who is a favorite of Nurgle and Tzeentch respectively. It&#039;s a weak vermin whose very existence pisses him off. As a result, Khorne is much more fond of [[Sotek]] who encourages killing the fuck out of [[Skaven]] whenever they appear, and is also a fan of blood sacrifice (the fact that Sotek wants hearts and cares nothing for skulls is reassuring since they don&#039;t intrude on each other&#039;s fetish); this fondness is entirely one-sided.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like the other Chaos Gods, Khorne has no fucking clue what the Great Maw is. However, it doesn&#039;t seem to complain when [[Ogre Kingdoms|Ogres]] worship Khorne, so he&#039;s got nothing against him...her...it...schclim...whatever, the big god-thing that wants to eat.&lt;br /&gt;
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The pantheon of the [[Tomb Kings]] mostly stick to themselves, so Khorne only knows they exist.. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is impressed with the [[Bretonnia|Bretonnian]] race by the fact they&#039;re the epitome of honor and glorious valor. On the other hand, their entire race has been tricked by a single fucking Elf Goddess into doing their every command which fills Khorne with incomprehensible fury. As it stands, the first being that&#039;s going to get the axe when Khorne manages to get an avatar to manifest in the material plane is Lileath. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mork]] and [[Gork]]/Gork and Mork are Khorne&#039;s old drinking buddies. They piss him off more than any other beings in existence, but after a good 3-way beatdown and a few billion cases of squig beer he realizes they&#039;re alright company.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has a feeling that he&#039;d get along with the gods of the [[Dwarfs]], but even their introductions (being long ass winded descriptions of their primary worshipers and their lineages) irritate him so much he can&#039;t even get into a conversation with them. One of them is STILL giving his own introduction, and has been for about 20,000 years or so now (and he hasn&#039;t even reached the changes that have happened since he started). Unable to make him aware of what&#039;s going on around him, Khorne simply moved him into the guest room and bricked it off with a wall of skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
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As for the [[Tyranid|Bugs?]], Khorne hates them &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;Especially&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; due to them not having real blood, just vile alien ichor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==His portrayal in Warhammer Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s a half-way mythologically accurate version of [[Viking|Odin]], whose very name means Fury (and one translation means &#039;frenzy&#039;). You could also make the case that Khorne is Thor minus any protective instincts towards humanity, as both are whirling vortices of blood and spit who are associated with the colour red and its connotation of anger. &lt;br /&gt;
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No, that&#039;s it. Get the fuck out; he&#039;s an axe-crazy, psychopathic, evil-as-balls daemonic version of Odin - so basically the Norse god of wisdom, with wisdom actually treated the way Vikings would have recognized.  Currently there&#039;s a bit of a debate about how much of Odin he represents (see discussion page) so this bit will list the similarities and some of the differences.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, for one thing, Chaos worshipers in Warhammer Fantasy actually are Vikings. Read about them [[Warriors of Chaos|here]]. Secondly, Khorne is closely associated with wolves in that setting (one of Odin&#039;s names literally translates to &#039;Battle Wolf&#039;), and even has a wolf-like pet in Karanak, thus, fulfilling a role similar to Freki and Geri, or more closely, Garmr (having three heads, Karnak also parallels Cerberus from Greek Mythology).  Also, it&#039;s revealed in Knight of the Realm that Khorne owns two hunting wolves/giant fleshhounds called Garmr and Gormr, with whom he partakes in a wild hunt across the heavens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another point of similarity is that both Odin and Khorne are war gods explicitly connected with berserker rage.  They have their own warrior-cults associated with them who fight with said rage and Odin&#039;s Olfhednar are practically the same as Khorne&#039;s Chosen in both form and function. &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, thanks to Valkia, Khorne also has a Valkyrie to further the similarity between him and Odin. This was inevitable, of course, given that the Warriors of Chaos are indeed an evil version of the Vikings as has already been stated. It should also be noted that Valkia&#039;s similarity to the Valkyries is not a superficial one. She is actually referred to as &#039;the Sword-Maiden of the Blood God&#039; in the WoC codex, and is Khorne&#039;s Chooser of the Slain who carries those worthy champions and warriors of his to fight on in the Blood God&#039;s halls after death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, we got a glimpse of his neck of the Realm of Chaos in the Valkia novel written by Sarah Cock-well. It was basically Chaos Valhalla, and here&#039;s some of his quotes:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A cleaved head no longer plots.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;A head stuck on a pike no longer conspires.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Put to the sword they who disagree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Now for the differences, aside from the obvious physical ones Odin also scries, it&#039;s woman&#039;s magic taught to him by Frigg and Freya.  He&#039;s got the rage, yeah, but he&#039;s also all about fate and averting ragnarok, (directly opposed to Khorne&#039;s goals) even if he knows he can&#039;t stop it since fate works that way; in that regard Khorne is more like Surtr from Norse Mythology (the fiery giant who wages war and brings flames that would consume the Earth - the instigator of Ragnarok).  We see this in the Havamal, Grimnismal, the Voluspa, and the Lokasenna.  Hell, in Lokasenna, we learn he cross dresses, ie was tied into shamanic practices (Indo-Europeans have a thing for seers in drag).  He can also get to Tzeentch levels with his planning and Odin&#039;s perfectly fine with Runic magic, whereas Khorne hates that shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Champions Of Khorne==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Kharn the Betrayer]]: Embodiment of Crazy Awesome and Patron Saint of fun guys everywhere. Kharn is Khorne&#039;s greatest mortal champion in 40K and has a wholly deserved reputation as a team-killing nutso. Once upon a time, Kharn was a straight-laced, meticulous Assault Captain of the World Eaters 8th company. But [[Horus Heresy|after a certain chain of events]] dedicated himself wholly to Khorne, thus becoming one of the most fucking lethal warriors in the galaxy as well as probably the most religiously devoted of Khorne&#039;s servants. Also notable for shattering two entire Space Marine legions by himself with a flamethrower in a single night. Despite this, since his first appearance (where he was no different from other Berzerkers) he became more and more coolheaded when not in combat (and even then there are moments when he is coolheaded in combat). He&#039;s become a swell guy because of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Angron]]: &#039;&#039;&#039;HE! GETS! SHIT! DONE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. Khorne&#039;s foremost Daemon Prince alongside Doombreed. PERIOD. &lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Doombreed]]: Khorne&#039;s greatest Daemon Prince ever and possibly either Genghis Khan or Turgeis the Devil IRL (probably Genghis Khan, Turgeis the Devil&#039;s infamy mostly came from cowardly tactics - he attacking churches because non-combatants like clergymen and monks didn&#039;t put up the best fights and to steal all the holy relics and decoration made from precious metals). Notable for launching an actually successful Dark Crusade that wiped out two Space Marine chapters. Which is more than a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure has pulled off]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Svane Vulfbad]]: EVEN IN 40K KHORNE&#039;S CHOSEN ARE VIKINGS. Svane Vulfbad was a motherfucking badass [[Awesome|Chaos Terminator Space Wolf Chaos Lord]] who grew tired of the Imperium&#039;s sickening effeminate inability to GET SHIT DONE and the Space Wolves&#039; sickening fur-fetishes and instead decided to dedicated himself to a god worthy of his kickassery. He thus became a badass Chaos Lord dedicated to Khorne (because a berserker god of war who likes axes meshes well with Vikings) and was killed, anticlimactically, by a thunderbolt while fighting Harald Deathwolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Crull]]: A Chaos Lord from Winter Assault notable only for making idiotic statements, and utilizing Sorcerers in his warband when there&#039;s some possessing to be done. Also has a weird way of saying &amp;quot;drown&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Azariah Kyras]]: A Librarian who somehow became a Champion of Khorne and who ascended to daemonhood. Presumably, his [[Awesome|speaking skills were great enough that the Blood God was able to give him slight leeway in regards to the &#039;no Psyker rule&#039;]], likely because he was a philosopher of carrion and slaughter, showing Khorne&#039;s way as freedom, freedom in meaningless, in mindlessness, which he accuses the functionings of the universe of. Khorne loves that stuff, existentialism for skulls, especially when it&#039;s an arch-traitor responsible for the deaths of billions, then declaring openly his allegience of Chaos to his fellow Mehreens as he is about to ascend as one of the most powerful daemon princes ever. A psyker who uses psykic powers to bring about good old kinetic Exterminatus, their reputation to raise covert cults of slaughter, discover their lust for combat and seek to encompass it, and ultimatedly be the poster child of Khornist Existentialism is too good of a chance for Khorne to pass up, who either wins against the galaxy or gets to devour Kyras&#039; soul in a good long bloodbashing and probably still make a good Greater Daemon of Khorne out of him, probably the one and only Chaos tactical genius who could actually lead a Black Crusade properly. That&#039;s another reason Khorne likes him. Kyras&#039; no funny business style of simply tearing a sector apart however possible tends to draw other Chaos God devotees under the wing of a Khornate champion. Here is the speech of doom that he gives the player&#039;s army (before the last level of the game ) or per canon, the Blood Ravens following Captain Diomedes before the climax:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. &lt;br /&gt;
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In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne&#039;s messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! &lt;br /&gt;
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In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free! &lt;br /&gt;
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BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET... THE GALAXY... BUUUURRRRNNN!!!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Also notable as the single longest-to-fucking-kill-boss in the history of the Dawn of War series other than [[Ulkair]]. (Not that we haven&#039;t found ways to cheese him in under five minutes, namely Tyranids spamming warriors with venom upgrades alongside Hive Lord with his anti-daemon gun) Still, pure undiluted awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Fantasy===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;VIKINGS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;VIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Valkia the Bloody]]: A pissed off badass Valkyrie who chooses who will fight on in the Halls of the Blood God after they die in glorious battle. She managed to kill a motherfucking DAEMON PRINCE as a lowly, un-Marked, un-augmented human in SINGLE COMBAT to earn Khorne&#039;s favour, CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF, AND THEN CARRIED IT BACK TO THE NORTH TO PLACE AT THE FOOT OF THE SKULL THRONE. And then she died on the way. But Khorne was so impressed by this badassery/pissed off by her death, he resurrected her as a fucking Daemon Princess. Now she flies around the battlefields of the world slaughtering anything that looks at her funny and bearing Norsemen to the Khorne&#039;s place for a glorious afterlife of fighting and drinking. She is also far more attractive than anything of Slaanesh&#039;s menagerie, much to the Prince of Pleasure&#039;s eternal rage and the Bloodfather&#039;s great amusement, primarily due to having hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Garmr Hrodvitnir: Aka Billy Squigins, A Chaos Lord of Khorne who managed to almost kill Gotrek Fucking Gurnisson in a fight. &#039;Nuff said.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hrothgar Daemonaxe: A Chaos Lord who only had his rules and miniatures released at a Games Day. He had the statline of a Bloodthirster. His miniature also depicts him throttling an elf, which makes him a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Arbaal the Undefeated: Nicknamed &#039;Arbaal the Easily Defeatable&#039; due to his rules from Champions of Chaos having been shockingly awful. Arbaal&#039;s been effectively retcon&#039;d out of existence under the excuse that he&#039;s journeyed into the Realm of Chaos to challenge Khorne himself to a fight. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Good luck with that.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It went about as well as you expected.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Scyla Anfingrimm: The greatest [[Chaos Spawn|You-Know-What]] ever to walk the earth. Scyla was a Chaos Lord of Khorne who got one too many mutations before his time and devolved into a YKW. But he&#039;s the most badass YKW ever, and is a leadership 10 general. Which is impressive considering the only thing he can say is &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Chaos Lord Varmisgal: A Chaos Lord who&#039;s blood has turned to liquid bronze. He is responsible for the stalking brass bull of Nuln and the great raid into the Misty Mountains... it is also alleged he ate his own penis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Valmir Aesling: A Norscan king and Champion of Khorne who destroyed the Norse Dwarf Hold of Kraka Drak. Managed to get a fucking Daemon Prince to work for him, slaughtered a metric fuck-ton of Norse Dwarfs (roughly 8 times the manliness of a regular Dwarf and thus worth 24 Space Wolves). [[Awesome|Also rode a motherfucking chariot pulled by skinless bears]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* Egil Styrbjorn: A Norscan High Yarl of the Skaeligs and probably the greatest epitome of manliness a Chaos Warrior devoted to Khorne can achieve. He slew a lot and took names, kicked Bretonnian arses, sexed many women yet never got a proper heir (only daughters). It was so bad for him that he adopted a boy that became later his personal shamanistic seer and advisor...that is until he banged a Kurgan Sorceress that was prophesied by said shaman to bear Egil&#039;s son, yet the damned cheese eating surrender monkeys took her and his unborn son away, which he answered them with apocalyptic RAAAAAGE and titanic slaughter (added that said Sorceress wanted to sacrifice the unborn child for immortality actually made this a good situation; there&#039;s also the fact that the Kurgan Sorceress was actually possessing a Bretonnian noblewoman when she did the deed with Egil so Egil&#039;s son was in that Bretonnian&#039;s womb, and the Bretonnian Knights wanted to rescue her). And thus there was an epic campaign to retrieve the boy. Wields two badass flaming axes called Garmr and Gormr. Really dislikes the Lady of the Lake and other Southerner gods. So manly he is that he let a Grail Knight stab him only to throw back his sword to him. Also known for embodying Khorne&#039;s tactical take on war, which he mercilessly used against the Bretonnian Knights that stubbornly charged his warriors head on (until said knights realized that they were duped and slaughtered in seconds).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Skarr Bloodwrath]]: Deranged respawning berserker with axes that double as flails. Joined [[Archaon]]&#039;s posse during [[The End Times]] as one of the many Khornate forces that helped hasten the end of the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Khorne Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
* Interestingly the word &amp;quot;Khorne&amp;quot; in Ancient Cypriot Greek literally means to &amp;quot;Shit Blood&amp;quot;. Kh&#039; - &amp;quot;To force outward&amp;quot;,  ORN - &amp;quot;Back passage&amp;quot;, Ee - &amp;quot;Blood&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Doombreed, Khorne&#039;s second daemon prince servant, might actually be Genghis Khan himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne&#039;s looking for ways to incorporate dinosaurs into his armies, due to the sheer amount of [[RIP AND TEAR]] they can unleash on their enemies. He&#039;s unbelievably pissed that he hasn&#039;t managed to get any yet- &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|YOU GAVE IT AWAY?!?!? FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;secretly&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;{{Blam|BLATANTLY}}&#039;&#039;&#039; hates everyone who kills the defenseless in his name. He&#039;d plot ways to kill them, but he&#039;s too mad to do that. (So what else is new?)&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne was just able to stand watching Jurassic World once it got going due to the Indominus Rex and how it made everything else look like bitches.  He raged when it died.  He&#039;s looking for its skull &#039;cause he wishes he could have it as one of his servants- *sounds of swords and blood* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|FAGGOT!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;  (Why couldn&#039;t Khorne just seek the skull of the Mosasaurus that killed it?  Or Rexie, T-rex is classic, I hear you say.) To that, I answer that coz without the Mosasaurus then Rex would&#039;a DIED.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is unsure whether or not he hates [[Cultist-chan]], due to a) the fact that she can&#039;t do anything except scream about &#039;kap-tooring eet for kay-oss&#039; and get purged and b) the fact that she&#039;s so good at spreading [[RAEG]] amongst various unlucky meatsacks and fa/tg/uys. And that indecisiveness makes him foam at the mouth in an unending rage.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne practically invented flipping the table when you lose at card games, or it goes too slowly. He does this whenever the major Warp entities play cards in the Formless Wastes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Followers of Khorne actually have the ability to pull off [[LIIVI]]/[[Eldrad]] level dick-style moves in battle. They just choose not to do this.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne wanted [[Settra the Imperishable]] as one of his servants once. However, Settra won&#039;t ever serve Khorne, even going so far as to give ALL OF CHAOS the &#039;&#039;&#039;motherfucking middle finger&#039;&#039;&#039; before going off to hunt down [[Nagash]]. That said, Settra may well be one of the few mortal beings besides his own servants Khorne has any respect for. He still hates Settra though.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh once created some Kayos Spess Mehreens with his/her colour scheme, but with armour nicked off fallen Khornate warriors. And when Khorne saw this, &#039;&#039;&#039;his wrath was legendary&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh and Khorne also have regular &#039;plans&#039; on Friday night- *sounds of something even bigger than a [[Bloodthirster]] coming through and much ripping and tearing* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|NO! YOU&#039;RE LYING!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emperor|That Twat With The Chair]] and Khorne haven&#039;t &#039;&#039;&#039;SMACKED DOWN&#039;&#039;&#039; yet, but Khorne is secretly looking forward to it when it happens- he wants to test Spess Jaysis&#039;s might against his own. Tickets are now on sale!&lt;br /&gt;
*If an internet hyperlink comes up red, it&#039;s not because the page doesn&#039;t exist, it&#039;s because Khorne looked at what was once on the other end, and &#039;&#039;&#039;he didn&#039;t like what he saw&#039;&#039;&#039;, so much so that the hyperlink is stained with the blood of what once was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite form of grouping is in ogdoads, for reasons that should be obvious once you know what that word means.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite [[video game|vidja]] was [[Doom]]. he abandoned it in pure terror once he learned it was [[DOOM|Autobiographical]]&lt;br /&gt;
* If Khorne is acting calm towards you, don&#039;t relax. He doesn&#039;t like anything, he just hates some things less than others. There is such a thing as cold-hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne was &#039;&#039;&#039;ALMOST&#039;&#039;&#039; pleased when [[Iskandar Khayon]] smashed his ship, the &#039;&#039;Tlaloc&#039;&#039;, into the Slaaneshi world of Harmony, killing a whole shitload of Slaaneshi fucks and breaking the planet in half. Then he remembered Khayon was a damn Thousand Son Sorcerer. Fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne will not stab you in the back. He will simply stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.&lt;br /&gt;
*There is only being to ever earn Khorne&#039;s respect and he is the &#039;&#039;&#039;MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne hates snipers. Partly because they sneak and hide like pussies and don&#039;t get into a proper fight, partly because head shots ruin perfectly good skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is the patron god of Chimpanzees (no seriously, look them up; those bastards are the the fucking marauding barbarians of the jungle, especially since their cousins the Bonobos seem like milquetoast Slaanesh followers).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne&#039;s followers off the battlefield. REVERSE ARMWRESTLE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffles for the Blood God!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne&#039;s trainers prefer violent Pokémon. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Free like a riding demon by Ragathol.jpg|Khornette.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Backwardsthrone.jpg|Just as Planned. Always. As. Planned.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khornette.jpg|Khorne wants to know why the drawfags never give them noses. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Tea Time.jpg|In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still time for tea...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khorne-Art.jpg|Warriors of Chaos: making everything in 40K look like bitches since 2002.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:You&#039;re_madder_than_Khorne.png|There &#039;&#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039;&#039; such a thing as being too mad for Khorne!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorneholiover2.png |The [[Cornholio the Cultist|Great Khorneholio]]. He needs blood and skulls for his bunghole.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne-and-Slaanesh.jpg|Nine months later Khaine was born...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anon_pleases_Khorne.png|Who knew Berzerkers came in &#039;&#039;Shrimp&#039;&#039; size?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne Flakes.jpg|The tastiest of all! Add blood for more flavor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Brass]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berserker]] - Chaos Space Marines with Axes and a bad attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne and the Primarch of World Eaters.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Eaters]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Khârn|Khârn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Valkia the Bloody]] - Scarousal in it&#039;s purest form.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Khorne_Daemonkin(7E)|Tactics/Khorne Daemonkin]] - That&#039;s right, meatsacks! The servants of Khorne have their own codex!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Chaos/Blades of Khorne|Tactics/Blades of Khorne]] - Khorne&#039;s servants in AoS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sorcerers of Khorne]] - Double heresy!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doombreed]] - One angry son of a bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
* This pretty much sums up his forces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&amp;amp;feature=channel_video_title&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20#Khorne_is_underpowered_in_40k|Khorne is underpowered in 40k]]&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE - death metal song devoted to Khorne. &lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - trash metal song summing up Khorne pretty well.&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUB9QGKCNmI - a bunch of anime Khorne worshippers. Better than it sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - another metal song devoted to Khorne. GW actually commissioned this one. Yes, they really were that awesome back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:khorne_by_baklaher-d7335e6.jpg|500px|thumb|right|Special K in all his glory, Sitting comfortably on his Skull Throne, being pissed off at everyone and everything.]]&amp;lt;div style=&amp;quot;font-size:1.10em;font-weight:bold;font-style:italic;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;- The creed of Khorne being Overused to Death&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Anger, which, far sweeter than trickling drops of honey, rises in the bosom of a man like smoke.|Homer}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|The important thing in life is not victory but combat: it is not to have vanquished but to have fought well.|Pierre de Coubertin}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War is the father of all.|Heraclitus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Who was the first that forged the deadly blade? Of rugged steel his savage soul was made.|Tibullus}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|War does not determine who is right - only who is left.|Bertrand Russell}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge.|General George S. Patton}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
[[RAGE|&#039;&#039;&#039;Khorne&#039;&#039;&#039;]], also known as Kharnath, Arkhar, Khorgar, [[Viking|Kjorn]], Khar, the Great Brass Bull, the Bloody Handed, the Axefather, the Bloodwolf, The Great Khorneholio, Special K, the [[Ulric|Wolf-Father]], Frowny Face McMurderaxe, Sergeant Slaughter, the Lord of Fighters, the Messiah of Mayhem, Call of Duty: Demon DLC, [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|The Parapeligac Sociopath]], [[If_the_Emperor_had_a_Text-to-Speech_Device|MegaSatan]], Definitely not fucking Khaine, [[Dwarf Fortress|Armok]], and 8666 other names, is the [[Chaos God]] of war, murder, savagery, hatred, murder, destruction, rage, wrath, murder, battle, barbarism and [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|manliness]]...oh and did we mention murder. He is also the mofo that the Klingons worship. As well as this he symbolises courage, athleticism, determination, daring, discipline, sportsmanship, honor, impulsiveness, and struggling onward in the face of any odds. But mostly he&#039;s simply about being angry.&lt;br /&gt;
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He is commonly held to be the strongest [[Chaos]] God by default, and is associated with wolves and powerful hunting dogs, as well as lions and bulls. For another reason that is likely inspired by occultism, Khorne&#039;s sacred number is eight - and thus, his followers tend to organize themselves into groups of eights and its multiples. Fun fact, this also means that the names of Khornate daemons are usually comprised of eight syllables. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne, by virtue of being the most powerful Chaos God, is also the most powerful general &amp;quot;divinity&amp;quot; in both iterations of Warhammer. In both versions of Warhammer, his followers are characterized by an overbearing need to spill blood and engage in honest battle, as well as a violent code of martial honour and a &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; approach to morality. They tend to be dutiful, as well, but said duties involve whacking their axes into their enemy and painting their blood all over villages gargling their blood as mouthwash (if only because Khorne&#039;s only real command is to spill worthy blood in his name). &lt;br /&gt;
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This is where Khorne and Slaanesh generally clash as enemy gods. While Khorne instills discipline, honor and a sense of selfless duty in his followers to obey a single purpose (spill blood in his name), Slaanesh is the polar opposite. Slaanesh instead tells his/her followers to do &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;whoever&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; whatever they want in their own selfish pursuit of pleasure, caring not for the consequences of their actions (e.g; using your authority to hoard food from your starving citizens, so you can indulge in bottomless gluttony every day).&lt;br /&gt;
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This is also why Khorne is at odds with Tzeentch: Tzeentch sees things like honor and discipline as unnecessary hamstrings towards one&#039;s advancement and opts that everything is on the table when one wishes to further their position (why duel your Lord for his position when you could arrange for an &amp;quot;accident&amp;quot; to befall him, instead? Sure its a low-blow, but if your lord was too stupid to see that car bomb coming, was he really deserving of loyalty?). The same can be said of his disdain for sorcery. Tzeentch thinks that mortals using the power of the gods themselves is fair game in their pursuit of progress (so long as you can control it), while Khorne thinks that using anything else but your own strength alone means you are weak and his &amp;quot;survival of the fittest&amp;quot; ideal has no place for you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also has the distinction of being the only Chaos God (or any god for that matter) whose word you can take at face value. The other gods don&#039;t realize that disdain for scheming and backstabbing isn&#039;t the same as being stupid. Nor do they realize that over-complicating things is actually the worst thing a planner can do. The more unnecessary variables to a plan, the easier it is for something to break. ([[Just as Planned|that said Tzeentchian plans have divination included into them, eliminating most tactical miscalculations]], [[Not as Planned|unless Tzeentch wanted it to happen.]]). So - you actually want results? Be practical. Involve only as many steps as you need. Beat someone until they&#039;re reduced to a bloody smear on the ground - no step 2 required.&lt;br /&gt;
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Basically, Khorne isn&#039;t a stupid brute, he&#039;s actually pretty smart. The god of battles knows a thing or two about tactics and warfare. That said, Khorne&#039;s doctrine is inflexible. One, straightforward approach to anything. Simply put: Break everything in half. Which means that it all rides on an &amp;quot;all-or-nothing&amp;quot; deal. If his battering ram approach doesn&#039;t work there&#039;s little to be done to salvage the situation beyond everyone dying a glorious death. Usually this isn&#039;t the case for most battles, the Khornates&#039; overwhelming need to quench their bloodlust gets in the way of reorganization. Of course, if things go according to plan, there are only few things that can stop the demonically-possessed no brakes hate train.&lt;br /&gt;
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If Khorne had a voice actor it would have been BRIAN BLESSED but BRIAN chose Gotrek instead, the rejection sending Khorne&#039;s rage to new heights (unsubstantiated rumors say Khorne&#039;s considered sending Skulltaker and Karnak after BRIAN BLESSED, but Khorne realized all he&#039;ll get from that is two dead daemons with burst eardrums).&lt;br /&gt;
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===Appearance===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is described as resembling a giant, iron-hewed warrior clad in red armour, with a massive sword and a winged helm that conceals a snarling face like that of a wolf. This humanoid form could be seen as something darkly meaningful, were it not for the fact that more or less everyone in both settings is conveniently human-shaped.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Khorne First.jpg|thumb|right|400px|The first depiction of Khorne in Warhammer art.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Of course, most artists at GW forget that he&#039;s supposed to look a giant Chaos Warrior and instead make him look like an overgrown Bloodthirster on a chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and His Worship===&lt;br /&gt;
Khorne is the easiest god ever to worship. Where [[Tzeentch|other]] [[Slaanesh|more]] [[Nurgle|pussified]] gods may demand you to memorize overly long prayers and hymns, or to build huge houses of worship and other such unmanly bullshit, Khorne is venerated with one thing and one thing only: the time-honoured tradition of [[rip and tear|hack&#039;n&#039;slash]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is worshipped on the battlefield. His hymns are the sound of steel on steel, his sacraments are the blows of hammer and axe, his only prayer the bellowing of the warcry &amp;quot;Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!&amp;quot; and his libation is the blood spilled in his name. &lt;br /&gt;
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In essence, you worship Khorne by being a good warrior. And as a warrior, you&#039;ll find your interests and his tend to generally align; he wants death but isn&#039;t picky on who, and you want to live to fight another day. Thus, the mere act of preserving your life will earn the pleasure of the god of battle. In a setting where there is no peace, only war, Khorne is always going to be massively powerful. Further, most of the armies embody one of his aspects - [[Space Marine|Powerful]] and [[Necron|fearless]] warriors are the [[Chaos|chosen]] of Khorne, but he favors those who use [[Ork|brute force assaults]] carried out with [[Tyranid|singular purpose and no remorse]] just as well. [[Just As Planned|Khorne wins in fights his forces weren&#039;t even involved in]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, Khorne is one of those honourable war-gods. So don&#039;t think that beating your enemies by anything other than sheer strength, skill and aggression will make him happy. And for the love of Sigmar/Emprah, don&#039;t try to cheat by picking fights with the weak or helpless or by giving him baby skulls. Khorne expects a form of savage, viking-esque dignity from his followers and for them to be generally [[Fist of the North Star|manly]], this means you have to fight worthy opponents and those generally able to at least hold up a sword. &#039;&#039;Only after&#039;&#039; the worthwhile enemies are out of the way; then you can gorge yourself on the blood of women and children all you want (or make them fight amongst themselves and recruit the survivors, or enslave them, or whatever). Most of the writers forget this, thinking that Khorne really gives no fucks about what you kill, and it makes Khorne [[Rage|snarl in anger]]. Though he continues to send his flesh-hounds to hunt down those who flee and abandon their brothers on the battlefield, be they Chaos or non-Chaos. &lt;br /&gt;
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Aside from that and (obviously) never backing down from a fight, Khorne has no commandments whatsoever. But deviating from the aforementioned in the slightest is begging for the flesh-hounds to tear your ass apart.&lt;br /&gt;
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Such as it is, it would be incorrect to think Khorne doesn&#039;t have priests dedicated to him. Though, being a warrior god, these priests tend to be warriors themselves and are often marked by their god. In essence, the only difference between them and a Chaos marauder/Space Marine is several pounds of armour. In Warhammer Fantasy, these priests are called &#039;Bloodfathers&#039;, and in lieu of magic that is gifted to their priests by other gods, Khorne just gives [[AWESOME|HOLYSHITAWESOME]] fighting skills and visions of bloodshed. In [[Age of Sigmar]], they&#039;re called Slaughterpriests and they basically lead by example, killing while screaming out Khorne&#039;s name. If the killing is good enough, Khorne will empower the priest and/or his allies; but if the killing is unworthy, the priest himself will feel Khorne&#039;s wrath.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is also venerated by working brass into your armour and weapons and donning fashionable high collars. Occasionally, a warrior so pleases Khorne that he gifts him with specially made ones that in addition to looking fabulous can also grant total fucking immunity to magic. After all, who needs spellcasting when you can make a motherfucker&#039;s spine disappear - with your bare hands no less?&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, Khorne is worshiped by warriors, generals and basically anyone who likes battle. His chosen Space Marines legion is of course the World Eaters, in Warhammer Fantasy, the Norscans tend to venerate him with the greatest piety, especially the Aesling tribe, who are Khorne&#039;s most devoted servants in Fantasy.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne&#039;s take on magic===&lt;br /&gt;
As posted by an Anon some time ago, he perfectly summed up what Khorne&#039;s opinion on magic is: FUCK WIZARDS!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, here&#039;s what the &amp;quot;FUCK WIZARDS&amp;quot; thing means.&lt;br /&gt;
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Note that the hate of psykers/wizards/etc is pretty much the exact same and works by the same logic for both Khornates and the SoB/Black Templar/etc. Its a [[Conan the Barbarian|Conan-esque]] kind of swords and sorcery thing. Khornates hate wizards for [[3e|trivializing encounters with a single spell and overshadowing fighters]]. They hate turning what should be a military endeavor into a weird wizard show where people turn into frogs. They hate Slaaneshi for the same reason, they take what should be a wholesome murder fest and make it into something creepy and weird, what with them &amp;quot;discomporting themselves with the dead&amp;quot; and all that. In Realms of Chaos, its entirely possible for a librarian or wizard to go to Khorne. They just refrain from using their powers, and only use their psi/magic (in combat) to resist spells from that point onward.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are okay with laser beams. They are okay with sniper rifles. They are okay with flaming swords. They are okay with running people over with tanks. They are okay with chemical gas. They are okay with exterminatus. They are okay with holocausts. They are okay with blitzkriegs. They are okay with honorable duels at dawn.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are not okay with turning people to frogs, mind controlling people, raining glitterdust from the skies to blind everyone, raising armies of zombies to do the killing for you, and so forth. They are not okay with someone pointing their finger and you dropping dead. They are okay with rituals to summon demons. They are okay with navigating the warp without crashing into suns. They are okay with sending astropathic messages. They are okay with chaining wizards up and forcing them to eternally forge magic items on pain of death.&lt;br /&gt;
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You may consider it hypocritical that Khornates are okay with blatantly unfair TECHNOLOGICAL murder, but not okay with blatantly unfair MIND/MAGICAL murder, but the point, or at least one interpretation, is that wizards/psykers fucking cheat. They do. They steal the power of the Warp for their own ends. As long as they stay in line, and do nothing but permit the warrior to enact his craft, fine, let them live, albeit in terror, enslaved by chains of brass until the day they are no longer useful, at which point their skulls can join Khorne&#039;s throne.&lt;br /&gt;
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But stealing the Gods&#039; own fire and using it to do what mortals should do through their own skill and strength is unacceptable. Remember that technology is completely valid to Khorne. Stealth is completely valid to Khorne. Skill is completely valid to Khorne. Cleverness is completely valid to Khorne. The nuclear bomb and other innovations that come after it could be seen to be unfair. But it is a mortal invention. Mortals should give honor to Khorne by murdering each other through the sweat of their brow.&lt;br /&gt;
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The scientist who devises new ways to kill is a saint. His work can be put to any other use -- [[Slaanesh|enriching human life]], [[Nurgle|ending hunger, fighting diseases]], [[Tzeentch|answering great questions]]. But the scientist who devises new bombs and weapons is, in his own way, a champion of Khorne. He takes his limitless human potential and nobly limits himself to new ways to kill. Whether you kill with a sword or a bomb, you are killing using good old fashioned mortal strength and genius. You aren&#039;t stealing warp energy from the gods in the form of a fireball and cravenly calling it your own.&lt;br /&gt;
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The forger of enchanted weapons, though deserving of slavery and abuse as all wizards are until the day they die, is an ideal symbol. It is fitting that spell energy be subjugated to and entombed within cold steel, just as wizards deserve to be subjugated to warriors until they lie cold and headless in the ground or else burnt to ash. The magic weapon is a symbol of might&#039;s superiority to magic.&lt;br /&gt;
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The jury is still out on whether or not Khorne is okay with magically imbued people.&lt;br /&gt;
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Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! When the Galaxy burns, we will define righteousness!&lt;br /&gt;
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tl;dr Magic is unmanly, grab a sword (or a 16-inch battleship cannon, if that&#039;s your thing) and go kill like real men do already.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and other Chaos gods===&lt;br /&gt;
As a rule, Khorne despises [[Slaanesh]] because they&#039;re an effeminate milk-sop who can&#039;t grow a beard or swing an axe like they&#039;ve got a pair (even though Slaanesh probably has the biggest pair, but less on that), and also because he personifies acting outwardly (ie: seeking the deaths of others), while Slaanesh acts inwardly (ie: seeking their own pleasure). Khorne also finds Slaanesh&#039;s obsession with luxury and torture wasteful and dishonorable. Slaanesh is about living it up while Khorne is about tearing it the fuck down.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne also hates [[Tzeentch]], though they are not fundamental rivals, because his reliance on magic is seen as a sign of weakness and his desire not to face his foes in person is decried by Khorne as cowardly. Khorne sees his penchant for deceit and trickery as dishonorable. Also Khorne prefers muscles over books (plus Tzeentch is a huge NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD).&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne thinks he hates [[Nurgle]] also, because the fat fuck doesn&#039;t even try to get shit done. Thus, his embodiment as sloth runs contrary to the active, vital aspect of Khorne, but he&#039;s all for death if its by homicide or genocide. &lt;br /&gt;
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There&#039;s also [[Solkan]], the not-Chaos Chaos God of Law and a rival of Khorne, being the only Chaos god that can match him in sheer RAAAAEG. Khorne likes to sit back and have a chuckle at Solkan&#039;s outbursts, if only because the last time he actually tried to move in on Solkan&#039;s turf he lost that fight. Not even the Blood God can top the sexually frustrated wrath of a guy looking for his [[Arianka|sisterwife]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Of all the Chaos gods, Khorne actually hates [[Malal]] the least. For one thing, he respects the lost god for sticking to his guns: he hates the other gods, wants them dead and is actively working towards that goal. Since Nurgle just sits there being a scabby procrastinator, Tzeentch just has to have his fingers in everyone&#039;s business and Slaanesh is fucking Slaanesh (really, they are), this is something Khorne can sympathize with. Also, Malal is one of the only chaos gods to put up a halfway decent fight when Khorne manages to find him, which would mean that they would be best buds if Malal wasn&#039;t a self destructive, omnicidal lunatic.&lt;br /&gt;
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In short he hates everyone and pissed at everyone, including you even if you worship him (usually its a matter how pissed he is at you). And they hate him too. Except for Nurgle, who&#039;s too nice to hate anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Khorne and non-Chaotic Gods===&lt;br /&gt;
Well, [[Ulric]] is his little brother and they tend to get along rather well. Ulric&#039;s still ridiculing Khorne over the fact that one of his greatest champions, Haargroth, got his head smashed in by Ulric&#039;s Ar-Ulric, Khorne usually replies by pointing out that &#039;&#039;Storm of Chaos&#039;&#039; isn&#039;t canon anymore. Not that that stops Ulric. Khorne and Ulric often get into arguments over which one of them is moar Viking; with Khorne usually winning by pointing out that his top worshipers actually are Vikings and that he has a Valkyrie. They also settle this with arm wrestling and drinking contests. There&#039;s a lot of belligerence, but you can sense the brotherly love underneath. Indeed, it&#039;s kind of a [[Fist of the North Star|Raoh/Ken relationship]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite both being war-gods, Khorne has a poor relationship with [[Myrmidia]]. Khorne, despite being a master of tactics and sieges and the finer points of warfare, vastly prefers a manly head-on charge, and Myrmidia&#039;s sissy &amp;quot;planning&amp;quot; approach to warfare therefore offends Khorne.  Most meetings between the Blood God and the Maiden of Strategy end with the Blood God fuming impotently because his strict code of martial honour does not permit him to hit girls (or pull their hair) and retreating to his tree house.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is the only Chaos God who tolerates Sigmar because he thinks he&#039;s pretty bad-ass AND respects the idea of a mortal man becoming a god. That and Sigmar&#039;s comic book series, Sigmar the Emprahrian, has great splashpages of fights and no SWORDSWORDSWORDS. However, this tolerance is only one-sided, and while Khorne respects him, it doesn&#039;t mean he won&#039;t try to put an axe in his head for being an sworn enemy of Chaos.  &lt;br /&gt;
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When asked about the [[Emperor]], Khorne usually responds with a streaming torrent of bloody curses and oaths which causes a bloody froth to start leaking from his helmet. In short, he is remarkably indifferent to the old man. Ironically, they share many of the same beliefs: They both disliked psykers, they both have a kick ass thrones, and they both have units dedicated to close combat. Hell, even the Emprah&#039;s head is a skull. What&#039;s not to like...oh maybe the fact that he&#039;s a COMPLETE FUCKING HYPOCRITE!&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is utterly sick and tired of anyone who dares associate him with [[Khaine|40Khaine]]. Before eviscerating anyone who makes that connection, he will often give a short PowerPoint presentation, explaining how Khaine is an honourless god of murder and sadism while he himself is a god of honourable and forthright battle and courage, and how sadism is contrary to his code (Khorne indeed used to be about honorable combat, but now he&#039;s just about mindless violence and hating everyone for either piss-poor reasons or for no reason at all. Goddammit, GW). Khorne then reiterates that Khaine&#039;s elfishness and love for scantily clad women is sickening and makes him more like Slaanesh...  Of course, this is just a front on Khorne&#039;s part.  Khaine&#039;s love of war combined with his elfness and that his most ardent worshippers are scantily-clad women proves Khaine to be the secret love-child of Khorne and Slaanesh (tsundere confir- *sounds of violent, painful evisceration* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|WHO DARES? IN MY OWN PAGE, OF ALL THINGS? FUCK YOUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Slaanesh|Search your feelings you know it to be true]].&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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That being said, Khaine does have a dual nature in Fantasy thanks to being worshiped by [[Dark Elves]] and paid respect to by [[High Elves]], where one side is indeed honorable and just wants to keep fighting and being badass which means Khorne can tolerate him approximately half the time. The fact that both are patrons of [[Blood Bowl]] teams is usually the common ground, with Khaine and Khorne crashing/trashing some other God&#039;s house to watch on game nights while downing can after can of Bloodweisers and shoveling Dwarf Rinds in their faces. Khaine periodically tries to invade the realm of Khorne whenever the Khornate team beats the Dark Elf team, with such meetings ending with the two having a hell of a banger and many broken bones in the afterlife. When Khaine&#039;s team beats Khorne&#039;s, Khorne takes out his aggression by beating the fuck out of Slaanesh (no homo) while Dark Elves go on safari hunting [[Warriors of Chaos|Khorne&#039;s worshipers]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has absolutely no patience for the [[Horned Rat]], who is a favorite of Nurgle and Tzeentch respectively. It&#039;s a weak vermin whose very existence pisses him off. As a result, Khorne is much more fond of [[Sotek]] who encourages killing the fuck out of [[Skaven]] whenever they appear, and is also a fan of blood sacrifice (the fact that Sotek wants hearts and cares nothing for skulls is reassuring since they don&#039;t intrude on each other&#039;s fetish); this fondness is entirely one-sided.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like the other Chaos Gods, Khorne has no fucking clue what the Great Maw is. However, it doesn&#039;t seem to complain when [[Ogre Kingdoms|Ogres]] worship Khorne, so he&#039;s got nothing against him...her...it...schclim...whatever, the big god-thing that wants to eat.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne is impressed with the [[Bretonnia|Bretonnian]] race by the fact they&#039;re the epitome of honor and glorious valor. On the other hand, their entire race has been tricked by a single fucking Elf Goddess into doing their every command which fills Khorne with incomprehensible fury. As it stands, the first being that&#039;s going to get the axe when Khorne manages to get an avatar to manifest in the material plane is Lileath. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Mork]] and [[Gork]]/Gork and Mork are Khorne&#039;s old drinking buddies. They piss him off more than any other beings in existence, but after a good 3-way beatdown and a few billion cases of squig beer he realizes they&#039;re alright company.&lt;br /&gt;
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Khorne has a feeling that he&#039;d get along with the gods of the [[Dwarfs]], but even their introductions (being long ass winded descriptions of their primary worshipers and their lineages) irritate him so much he can&#039;t even get into a conversation with them. One of them is STILL giving his own introduction, and has been for about 20,000 years or so now (and he hasn&#039;t even reached the changes that have happened since he started). Unable to make him aware of what&#039;s going on around him, Khorne simply moved him into the guest room and bricked it off with a wall of skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
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==His portrayal in Warhammer Fantasy==&lt;br /&gt;
He&#039;s a half-way mythologically accurate version of [[Viking|Odin]], whose very name means Fury (and one translation means &#039;frenzy&#039;). You could also make the case that Khorne is Thor minus any protective instincts towards humanity, as both are whirling vortices of blood and spit who are associated with the colour red and its connotation of anger. &lt;br /&gt;
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No, that&#039;s it. Get the fuck out; he&#039;s an axe-crazy, psychopathic, evil-as-balls daemonic version of Odin - so basically the Norse god of wisdom, with wisdom actually treated the way Vikings would have recognized.  Currently there&#039;s a bit of a debate about how much of Odin he represents (see discussion page) so this bit will list the similarities and some of the differences.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, for one thing, Chaos worshipers in Warhammer Fantasy actually are Vikings. Read about them [[Warriors of Chaos|here]]. Secondly, Khorne is closely associated with wolves in that setting (one of Odin&#039;s names literally translates to &#039;Battle Wolf&#039;), and even has a wolf-like pet in Karanak, thus, fulfilling a role similar to Freki and Geri, or more closely, Garmr (having three heads, Karnak also parallels Cerberus from Greek Mythology).  Also, it&#039;s revealed in Knight of the Realm that Khorne owns two hunting wolves/giant fleshhounds called Garmr and Gormr, with whom he partakes in a wild hunt across the heavens.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another point of similarity is that both Odin and Khorne are war gods explicitly connected with berserker rage.  They have their own warrior-cults associated with them who fight with said rage and Odin&#039;s Olfhednar are practically the same as Khorne&#039;s Chosen in both form and function. &lt;br /&gt;
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Additionally, thanks to Valkia, Khorne also has a Valkyrie to further the similarity between him and Odin. This was inevitable, of course, given that the Warriors of Chaos are indeed an evil version of the Vikings as has already been stated. It should also be noted that Valkia&#039;s similarity to the Valkyries is not a superficial one. She is actually referred to as &#039;the Sword-Maiden of the Blood God&#039; in the WoC codex, and is Khorne&#039;s Chooser of the Slain who carries those worthy champions and warriors of his to fight on in the Blood God&#039;s halls after death. &lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, we got a glimpse of his neck of the Realm of Chaos in the Valkia novel written by Sarah Cock-well. It was basically Chaos Valhalla, and here&#039;s some of his quotes:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A cleaved head no longer plots.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;A head stuck on a pike no longer conspires.&amp;quot;  &amp;quot;Put to the sword they who disagree.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Now for the differences, aside from the obvious physical ones Odin also scries, it&#039;s woman&#039;s magic taught to him by Frigg and Freya.  He&#039;s got the rage, yeah, but he&#039;s also all about fate and averting ragnarok, (directly opposed to Khorne&#039;s goals) even if he knows he can&#039;t stop it since fate works that way; in that regard Khorne is more like Surtr from Norse Mythology (the fiery giant who wages war and brings flames that would consume the Earth - the instigator of Ragnarok).  We see this in the Havamal, Grimnismal, the Voluspa, and the Lokasenna.  Hell, in Lokasenna, we learn he cross dresses, ie was tied into shamanic practices (Indo-Europeans have a thing for seers in drag).  He can also get to Tzeentch levels with his planning and Odin&#039;s perfectly fine with Runic magic, whereas Khorne hates that shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Champions Of Khorne==&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Kharn the Betrayer]]: Embodiment of Crazy Awesome and Patron Saint of fun guys everywhere. Kharn is Khorne&#039;s greatest mortal champion in 40K and has a wholly deserved reputation as a team-killing nutso. Once upon a time, Kharn was a straight-laced, meticulous Assault Captain of the World Eaters 8th company. But [[Horus Heresy|after a certain chain of events]] dedicated himself wholly to Khorne, thus becoming one of the most fucking lethal warriors in the galaxy as well as probably the most religiously devoted of Khorne&#039;s servants. Also notable for shattering two entire Space Marine legions by himself with a flamethrower in a single night. Despite this, since his first appearance (where he was no different from other Berzerkers) he became more and more coolheaded when not in combat (and even then there are moments when he is coolheaded in combat). He&#039;s become a swell guy because of this.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Angron]]: &#039;&#039;&#039;HE! GETS! SHIT! DONE!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;. Khorne&#039;s foremost Daemon Prince alongside Doombreed. PERIOD. &lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Doombreed]]: Khorne&#039;s greatest Daemon Prince ever and possibly either Genghis Khan or Turgeis the Devil IRL (probably Genghis Khan, Turgeis the Devil&#039;s infamy mostly came from cowardly tactics - he attacking churches because non-combatants like clergymen and monks didn&#039;t put up the best fights and to steal all the holy relics and decoration made from precious metals). Notable for launching an actually successful Dark Crusade that wiped out two Space Marine chapters. Which is more than a [[Abaddon|certain armless failure has pulled off]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Svane Vulfbad]]: EVEN IN 40K KHORNE&#039;S CHOSEN ARE VIKINGS. Svane Vulfbad was a motherfucking badass [[Awesome|Chaos Terminator Space Wolf Chaos Lord]] who grew tired of the Imperium&#039;s sickening effeminate inability to GET SHIT DONE and the Space Wolves&#039; sickening fur-fetishes and instead decided to dedicated himself to a god worthy of his kickassery. He thus became a badass Chaos Lord dedicated to Khorne (because a berserker god of war who likes axes meshes well with Vikings) and was killed, anticlimactically, by a thunderbolt while fighting Harald Deathwolf.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Crull]]: A Chaos Lord from Winter Assault notable only for making idiotic statements, and utilizing Sorcerers in his warband when there&#039;s some possessing to be done. Also has a weird way of saying &amp;quot;drown&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Azariah Kyras]]: A Librarian who somehow became a Champion of Khorne and who ascended to daemonhood. Presumably, his [[Awesome|speaking skills were great enough that the Blood God was able to give him slight leeway in regards to the &#039;no Psyker rule&#039;]], likely because he was a philosopher of carrion and slaughter, showing Khorne&#039;s way as freedom, freedom in meaningless, in mindlessness, which he accuses the functionings of the universe of. Khorne loves that stuff, existentialism for skulls, especially when it&#039;s an arch-traitor responsible for the deaths of billions, then declaring openly his allegience of Chaos to his fellow Mehreens as he is about to ascend as one of the most powerful daemon princes ever. A psyker who uses psykic powers to bring about good old kinetic Exterminatus, their reputation to raise covert cults of slaughter, discover their lust for combat and seek to encompass it, and ultimatedly be the poster child of Khornist Existentialism is too good of a chance for Khorne to pass up, who either wins against the galaxy or gets to devour Kyras&#039; soul in a good long bloodbashing and probably still make a good Greater Daemon of Khorne out of him, probably the one and only Chaos tactical genius who could actually lead a Black Crusade properly. That&#039;s another reason Khorne likes him. Kyras&#039; no funny business style of simply tearing a sector apart however possible tends to draw other Chaos God devotees under the wing of a Khornate champion. Here is the speech of doom that he gives the player&#039;s army (before the last level of the game ) or per canon, the Blood Ravens following Captain Diomedes before the climax:&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. &lt;br /&gt;
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In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion... it was Khorne&#039;s messenger that showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor. &lt;br /&gt;
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And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes? It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! &lt;br /&gt;
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In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free! &lt;br /&gt;
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BLOOD! FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!! SKULLS! FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!! LET... THE GALAXY... BUUUURRRRNNN!!!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Also notable as the single longest-to-fucking-kill-boss in the history of the Dawn of War series other than [[Ulkair]]. (Not that we haven&#039;t found ways to cheese him in under five minutes, namely Tyranids spamming warriors with venom upgrades alongside Hive Lord with his anti-daemon gun) Still, pure undiluted awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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===In Fantasy===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;VIKINGS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;VIIIIIIIIIIIIKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGSSSSSSSS!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Valkia the Bloody]]: A pissed off badass Valkyrie who chooses who will fight on in the Halls of the Blood God after they die in glorious battle. She managed to kill a motherfucking DAEMON PRINCE as a lowly, un-Marked, un-augmented human in SINGLE COMBAT to earn Khorne&#039;s favour, CUT ITS FUCKING HEAD OFF, AND THEN CARRIED IT BACK TO THE NORTH TO PLACE AT THE FOOT OF THE SKULL THRONE. And then she died on the way. But Khorne was so impressed by this badassery/pissed off by her death, he resurrected her as a fucking Daemon Princess. Now she flies around the battlefields of the world slaughtering anything that looks at her funny and bearing Norsemen to the Khorne&#039;s place for a glorious afterlife of fighting and drinking. She is also far more attractive than anything of Slaanesh&#039;s menagerie, much to the Prince of Pleasure&#039;s eternal rage and the Bloodfather&#039;s great amusement, primarily due to having hair.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Garmr Hrodvitnir: Aka Billy Squigins, A Chaos Lord of Khorne who managed to almost kill Gotrek Fucking Gurnisson in a fight. &#039;Nuff said.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Hrothgar Daemonaxe: A Chaos Lord who only had his rules and miniatures released at a Games Day. He had the statline of a Bloodthirster. His miniature also depicts him throttling an elf, which makes him a good person.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Arbaal the Undefeated: Nicknamed &#039;Arbaal the Easily Defeatable&#039; due to his rules from Champions of Chaos having been shockingly awful. Arbaal&#039;s been effectively retcon&#039;d out of existence under the excuse that he&#039;s journeyed into the Realm of Chaos to challenge Khorne himself to a fight. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Good luck with that.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It went about as well as you expected.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Scyla Anfingrimm: The greatest [[Chaos Spawn|You-Know-What]] ever to walk the earth. Scyla was a Chaos Lord of Khorne who got one too many mutations before his time and devolved into a YKW. But he&#039;s the most badass YKW ever, and is a leadership 10 general. Which is impressive considering the only thing he can say is &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE! KILL FOR KHORNE!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Chaos Lord Varmisgal: A Chaos Lord who&#039;s blood has turned to liquid bronze. He is responsible for the stalking brass bull of Nuln and the great raid into the Misty Mountains... it is also alleged he ate his own penis.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Valmir Aesling: A Norscan king and Champion of Khorne who destroyed the Norse Dwarf Hold of Kraka Drak. Managed to get a fucking Daemon Prince to work for him, slaughtered a metric fuck-ton of Norse Dwarfs (roughly 8 times the manliness of a regular Dwarf and thus worth 24 Space Wolves). [[Awesome|Also rode a motherfucking chariot pulled by skinless bears]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* Egil Styrbjorn: A Norscan High Yarl of the Skaeligs and probably the greatest epitome of manliness a Chaos Warrior devoted to Khorne can achieve. He slew a lot and took names, kicked Bretonnian arses, sexed many women yet never got a proper heir (only daughters). It was so bad for him that he adopted a boy that became later his personal shamanistic seer and advisor...that is until he banged a Kurgan Sorceress that was prophesied by said shaman to bear Egil&#039;s son, yet the damned cheese eating surrender monkeys took her and his unborn son away, which he answered them with apocalyptic RAAAAAGE and titanic slaughter (added that said Sorceress wanted to sacrifice the unborn child for immortality actually made this a good situation; there&#039;s also the fact that the Kurgan Sorceress was actually possessing a Bretonnian noblewoman when she did the deed with Egil so Egil&#039;s son was in that Bretonnian&#039;s womb, and the Bretonnian Knights wanted to rescue her). And thus there was an epic campaign to retrieve the boy. Wields two badass flaming axes called Garmr and Gormr. Really dislikes the Lady of the Lake and other Southerner gods. So manly he is that he let a Grail Knight stab him only to throw back his sword to him. Also known for embodying Khorne&#039;s tactical take on war, which he mercilessly used against the Bretonnian Knights that stubbornly charged his warriors head on (until said knights realized that they were duped and slaughtered in seconds).&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Skarr Bloodwrath]]: Deranged respawning berserker with axes that double as flails. Joined [[Archaon]]&#039;s posse during [[The End Times]] as one of the many Khornate forces that helped hasten the end of the world.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fun Khorne Facts==&lt;br /&gt;
* Interestingly the word &amp;quot;Khorne&amp;quot; in Ancient Cypriot Greek literally means to &amp;quot;Shit Blood&amp;quot;. Kh&#039; - &amp;quot;To force outward&amp;quot;,  ORN - &amp;quot;Back passage&amp;quot;, Ee - &amp;quot;Blood&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Doombreed, Khorne&#039;s second daemon prince servant, might actually be Genghis Khan himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne&#039;s looking for ways to incorporate dinosaurs into his armies, due to the sheer amount of [[RIP AND TEAR]] they can unleash on their enemies. He&#039;s unbelievably pissed that he hasn&#039;t managed to get any yet- &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|YOU GAVE IT AWAY?!?!? FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;secretly&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;{{Blam|BLATANTLY}}&#039;&#039;&#039; hates everyone who kills the defenseless in his name. He&#039;d plot ways to kill them, but he&#039;s too mad to do that. (So what else is new?)&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne was just able to stand watching Jurassic World once it got going due to the Indominus Rex and how it made everything else look like bitches.  He raged when it died.  He&#039;s looking for its skull &#039;cause he wishes he could have it as one of his servants- *sounds of swords and blood* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|FAGGOT!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;  (Why couldn&#039;t Khorne just seek the skull of the Mosasaurus that killed it?  Or Rexie, T-rex is classic, I hear you say.) To that, I answer that coz without the Mosasaurus then Rex would&#039;a DIED.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is unsure whether or not he hates [[Cultist-chan]], due to a) the fact that she can&#039;t do anything except scream about &#039;kap-tooring eet for kay-oss&#039; and get purged and b) the fact that she&#039;s so good at spreading [[RAEG]] amongst various unlucky meatsacks and fa/tg/uys. And that indecisiveness makes him foam at the mouth in an unending rage.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne practically invented flipping the table when you lose at card games, or it goes too slowly. He does this whenever the major Warp entities play cards in the Formless Wastes.&lt;br /&gt;
*Followers of Khorne actually have the ability to pull off [[LIIVI]]/[[Eldrad]] level dick-style moves in battle. They just choose not to do this.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne wanted [[Settra the Imperishable]] as one of his servants once. However, Settra won&#039;t ever serve Khorne, even going so far as to give ALL OF CHAOS the &#039;&#039;&#039;motherfucking middle finger&#039;&#039;&#039; before going off to hunt down [[Nagash]]. That said, Settra may well be one of the few mortal beings besides his own servants Khorne has any respect for. He still hates Settra though.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh once created some Kayos Spess Mehreens with his/her colour scheme, but with armour nicked off fallen Khornate warriors. And when Khorne saw this, &#039;&#039;&#039;his wrath was legendary&#039;&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh and Khorne also have regular &#039;plans&#039; on Friday night- *sounds of something even bigger than a [[Bloodthirster]] coming through and much ripping and tearing* &#039;&#039;&#039;{{Blam|NO! YOU&#039;RE LYING!}}&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Emperor|That Twat With The Chair]] and Khorne haven&#039;t &#039;&#039;&#039;SMACKED DOWN&#039;&#039;&#039; yet, but Khorne is secretly looking forward to it when it happens- he wants to test Spess Jaysis&#039;s might against his own. Tickets are now on sale!&lt;br /&gt;
*If an internet hyperlink comes up red, it&#039;s not because the page doesn&#039;t exist, it&#039;s because Khorne looked at what was once on the other end, and &#039;&#039;&#039;he didn&#039;t like what he saw&#039;&#039;&#039;, so much so that the hyperlink is stained with the blood of what once was.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite form of grouping is in ogdoads, for reasons that should be obvious once you know what that word means.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne&#039;s favorite [[video game|vidja]] was [[Doom]]. he abandoned it in pure terror once he learned it was [[DOOM|Autobiographical]]&lt;br /&gt;
* If Khorne is acting calm towards you, don&#039;t relax. He doesn&#039;t like anything, he just hates some things less than others. There is such a thing as cold-hatred.&lt;br /&gt;
* Khorne was &#039;&#039;&#039;ALMOST&#039;&#039;&#039; pleased when [[Iskandar Khayon]] smashed his ship, the &#039;&#039;Tlaloc&#039;&#039;, into the Slaaneshi world of Harmony, killing a whole shitload of Slaaneshi fucks and breaking the planet in half. Then he remembered Khayon was a damn Thousand Son Sorcerer. Fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne will not stab you in the back. He will simply stab you in the face until your face stops resembling a face.&lt;br /&gt;
*There is only being to ever earn Khorne&#039;s respect and he is the &#039;&#039;&#039;MOTHERFUCKING DOOMGUY!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne hates snipers. Partly because they sneak and hide like pussies and don&#039;t get into a proper fight, partly because head shots ruin perfectly good skulls.&lt;br /&gt;
*Khorne is the patron god of Chimpanzees (no seriously, look them up; those bastards are the the fucking marauding barbarians of the jungle, especially since their cousins the Bonobos seem like milquetoast Slaanesh followers).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Khornate.JPG|Khorne&#039;s followers off the battlefield. REVERSE ARMWRESTLE!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:khornewaffel.JPG|Waffles for the Blood God!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khornetrainer.JPG|Khorne&#039;s trainers prefer violent Pokémon. &lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne_tattoo.jpg|Mark of Khorne.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Free like a riding demon by Ragathol.jpg|Khornette.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Backwardsthrone.jpg|Just as Planned. Always. As. Planned.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khornette.jpg|Khorne wants to know why the drawfags never give them noses. &lt;br /&gt;
File:Tea Time.jpg|In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still time for tea...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Khorne-Art.jpg|Warriors of Chaos: making everything in 40K look like bitches since 2002.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:You&#039;re_madder_than_Khorne.png|There &#039;&#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039;&#039; such a thing as being too mad for Khorne!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorneholiover2.png |The [[Cornholio the Cultist|Great Khorneholio]]. He needs blood and skulls for his bunghole.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne-and-Slaanesh.jpg|Nine months later Khaine was born...&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Anon_pleases_Khorne.png|Who knew Berzerkers came in &#039;&#039;Shrimp&#039;&#039; size?&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Khorne Flakes.jpg|The tastiest of all! Add blood for more flavor.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Brass]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Berserker]] - Chaos Space Marines with Axes and a bad attitude.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Angron]] - Daemon prince of Khorne and the Primarch of World Eaters.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[World Eaters]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Khârn|Khârn the Betrayer]] - A pretty fun guy to be around.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Valkia the Bloody]] - Scarousal in it&#039;s purest form.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Khorne_Daemonkin(7E)|Tactics/Khorne Daemonkin]] - That&#039;s right, meatsacks! The servants of Khorne have their own codex!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Age of Sigmar/Tactics/Chaos/Blades of Khorne|Tactics/Blades of Khorne]] - Khorne&#039;s servants in AoS.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sorcerers of Khorne]] - Double heresy!&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doombreed]] - One angry son of a bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
* This pretty much sums up his forces: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE&amp;amp;feature=channel_video_title&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Katanas_are_Underpowered_in_d20#Khorne_is_underpowered_in_40k|Khorne is underpowered in 40k]]&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE - death metal song devoted to Khorne. &lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - trash metal song summing up Khorne pretty well.&lt;br /&gt;
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUB9QGKCNmI - a bunch of anime Khorne worshippers. Better than it sounds.&lt;br /&gt;
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8mEOiI4pjs - another metal song devoted to Khorne. GW actually commissioned this one. Yes, they really were that awesome back in the day.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Astral Knights&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[File:Astral Knights Livery.jpg|150px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = Extinction is our gift!&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown (though it was during the great crusade)&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = [[Imperial Fists]]...maybe?&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = Artor Amhrad&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Obsidia (Later given to the [[Sable Swords]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = being the one of the emperor&#039;s secret legions, (and maybe dying in a badass way, who knows?)&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = 772, all but a few veterans and trainees nobly sacrificed (AKA [[Extinct chapters|Deadsies]])&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Silver and dark blue&lt;br /&gt;
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{{topquote|Death closes all: but something ere the end,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Some work of noble note, may yet be done,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.|Lord Alfred Tennyson, &#039;&#039;Ulysses&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Astral Knights&#039;&#039;&#039; were an Astartes chapter that went out WITH A FUCKING BANG!! At the time of their &amp;quot;demise&amp;quot;, their Chapter Master was a guy named Artor Amhrad, an [[awesome]] motherfucker, whose replacement was a [[Dreadnought]] named Brother Thade. Major spoilers for [[Ben Counter|Ben Counter&#039;s]] &#039;&#039;The World Engine&#039;&#039; ahead.&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Little is known of the Astral Knights&#039; early history, but evidence suggests they were founded fairly early on (if the emperor is correct then they were founded during the [[Great Crusade]]); they have extremely old relics in the form of the Battle Barge &#039;&#039;Tempestus&#039;&#039; (with a machine-spirit from the [[Dark Age of Technology]] that is highly hinted at as being a true AI), the ancient gunship &#039;&#039;Maxentius&#039;&#039; and an entire armoury of incredibly ancient and potent gear, so ancient and potent they are only allowed to the current chapter master and he is only allowed to have one at once. We do know they participated in a purging of Varvenkast, a hive world in the Varv system, and the destruction of the [[Necron]] [[The World Engine|World Engine]] (formerly the Tomb world of &#039;&#039;&#039;borsis&#039;&#039;&#039;) many years later.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Purging of Varvenkast==&lt;br /&gt;
On order of the [[Inquisition]], a small strike-force of Astral Knights was sent to the world of Varvenkast in the Varv system. They were tasked with eliminating a cult on the planet that had so infested the hive that an entire section had to be purged. This turned out to be a ruse, however, by the then current chapter master, Derelhaan. Derelhaan had made up the corruption story to have an excuse to destroy the last remnants of a rival house from their home planet of Obsidia. Amhrad (then a captain) found out and with the help of [[Chaplain]] Masayak and [[Librarian]] Hyalhi defeated Derelhaan, became chapter master, and made an oath to always protect Varvenkast. This was all covered up, of course.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The World Engine==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:AstralKnightsWorldEngine.jpg|772px|thumb|center|Truly badass.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Many years after the Varvenkast incident, Varvenkast was again threatened. This time the world destroying Necron [[Star Wars|death star]], Borsis, was on a direct path past it and destroying everything in its way. The massive assembled fleet consisting of dozens of [[Imperial Navy]] ships and space marine chapters (including the [[Ultramarines]], the Red Consuls, and the [[Invaders]]) couldn&#039;t penetrate the powerful shields protecting the World Engine and so made ready to abandon the system and the 21 billion souls on Varvenkast to their fate. However, chapter master Amhrad decided he would be awesome that day. He told the collective chapters to go fuck themselves and outlined his amazingly complex plan that would save billions. They would ram the &#039;&#039;Tempestus&#039;&#039; into the World Engine and deploy their ENTIRE chapter to the surface in an effort to destroy it. &#039;&#039;&#039;Fuck. Yes.&#039;&#039;&#039; The assembled chapters called him an idiot but since Amhrad had the biggest and bestest ship he technically led the liberation force and he had final say. The Imperial Fleet retreated to a safe distance while Amhrad enacted his plan...&lt;br /&gt;
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Needless to say, it worked perfectly. The shields were no match for an ENTIRE kilometers long battleship and while the crash killed every human on the ship and many battle-brothers, most of the chapter made it to the surface. They immediately sent out scouting parties to figure out what the hell was going on. These parties came back with freed slaves and tales of fighting Necrons. From the slaves, Amhrad found out about the Overlord of Borsis (as the Necrons called the World Engine), Heqiroth. He dispatched a team led by captain Zahiros to assassinate the Overlord, but they failed due to many of the slaves being sleeper agents planted by the Necrons. In the meantime, Hyalhi, now Chief Librarian, took an honor guard into the depths of Borsis to find what they could find. After fighting some flayed ones, a mortally wounded brother by the name of Ghazin allowed himself to be [[anal circumference|fatally probed]] by a mass of brains hooked to a computer. It was here that Hyalhi learned of Yggra&#039;nya, the being that powered the World Engine. The Astral Knights also discovered that Borsis was making a bee-line to [[Mars]], presumably to free the [[Void Dragon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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After a failed alliance with the former overlord of Borsis and an ambush that killed a ton of Astral Knights, Amhrad knew there was only one option remaining. Devastator-Captain Khabyar led an attack utilizing the entire chapter against the seat of Heqiroth&#039;s power. This was only a distraction, however, and Amhrad himself led an elite force of five brothers (plus himself) to Yggra&#039;nya&#039;s prison. Yggra&#039;nya had spoken to Hyalhi and revealed itself as the [[C&#039;tan]] known as The Worldbuilder. It promised to destroy Borsis and leave the galaxy (in its words to find a people more ready to accept its &amp;quot;benevolent&amp;quot; rule) if freed. Using their lives and a bunch of melta bombs, Amhrad&#039;s force managed to free Yggra&#039;nya with only Hyalhi surviving. Hyalhi watched from the wreckage of the &#039;&#039;Tempestus&#039;&#039; as Yggra&#039;nya utterly destroyed Heqiroth and powered down Borsis&#039; shields, allowing the Navy to finish the job. Hyalhi entered a savior pod and died, but not before locking the memories of the battle in his mind for the Inquisition to find.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Legacy==&lt;br /&gt;
With the World Engine destroyed and Hyalhi&#039;s memories fully in the Inquisition&#039;s hands, the Astral Knights accomplished far more than saving Varvenkast. The information in Hyalhi&#039;s head gave the Inquisition a new understanding into Necron culture and battle and gave them knowledge of the Star Gods (Hyalhi swore to Yggra&#039;nya that the Imperium would hunt it down). In addition, they saved the entirety of the Imperium by stopping Borsis before it got to Mars and Terra. It is said that a small force of Veterans and trainees remained on Obsidia, but the Inquisitor making the comment follows that up by saying they are not nearly enough to rebuild the chapter. The remains of the &#039;&#039;Tempestus&#039;&#039; (which were flung away when the World Engine exploded) were salvaged to be used to repair other ships of the same class.&lt;br /&gt;
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Finally, to not let their [[Fortress-monastery]] go to waste, the [[Sable Swords]] were founded just to take care of the thing. You know that you are a badass of the umpteenth degree if they found an ENTIRE CHAPTER OF SPACE MARINES just to look after your crib after you kick the bucket. This creates an interesting clash of the [[canon]] however, since the Sable Swords were around during [[The Beheading]], nearly 9400 years prior. Of course, it&#039;s also likely that the Sable Swords also lost their own home world through some means or just took it because they had to admire these fucking badasses.&lt;br /&gt;
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...However, there is one thing to be mentioned of the replacement chapter- the remaining Astral Knights could not have said &amp;quot;Fuck that shit!&amp;quot; any harder. Thade, irate at the fact that his chapter was being handed over to what were- in his techno-prosthetic eyes -the greenest Space Marines since the Salamanders, was positively livid. It didn&#039;t matter that this replacement Chapter was full strength- the Astral Knights were descended from the Imperial Fists, and you know how they (and their descendants) are...&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, logically, after the Sable Swords arrived to take over things, what should&#039;ve happened next was a civil war that would see the Astral Knights ground to dust, but not before the Sable Swords 1st Captain (one Captain Daegan) had his head squished like a grape (courtesy of Thade&#039;s crusher arms on his Dreadnought). In fact, it almost did happen. Thade went so far as to deliver the Space Marine equivalent of calling the Sable Swords dickless, when Daegan basically told Thade to gather what was left of the Chapter and go on (what was basically) a suicide crusade. What happened afterwards is best left up to the imagination of the readers.&lt;br /&gt;
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So GeeDubs, we know you read our site, since you have been resurrecting chapters due the Ultima Founding, what about bringing back the Astral Knights with new deeds and stuff? Pretty please?&lt;br /&gt;
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==Recruitment==&lt;br /&gt;
The Astral Knights recruited from the world of Obsidia. Obsidia is a world with a heavily divided caste system of nobles and peasants. Unlike [[Space Wolves|some planets]] that make the marines into legend, the people of Obsidia are fully aware of the Space Marines in their midst and the nobles strive to join them. Every so often, the chapter finds a noble truly deserving and takes them into their ranks, usually already having their path picked out for them (for example, [[Techmarine]] Sarakos was told he was going to be a techmarine even before he was recruited). Peasants have no chance of being recruited and any peasant parent&#039;s dream is that their children will somehow rise to the ranks of nobility.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable Members==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Artor-Amhrad.jpeg|thumb|200px|right|Artor Amhrad... Pure awesomeness.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Note that the marines of the Astral Knights seem divided on one main point. Many of the marines still cling to their lives as nobles and strive to keep that nobility alive while the rest of the marines become the typical &amp;quot;we don&#039;t care about our past&amp;quot; type.&lt;br /&gt;
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*&#039;&#039;&#039;Dreadnought Thade:&#039;&#039;&#039; The last &amp;quot;Chapter Master&amp;quot; (more of an Acting Commander, really, but nobody would&#039;ve challenged the guy for it, so...) of the Astral Knights, Thade was something of an angry old man of a lord watching over a destroyed kingdom. Life handed him a rough hand when the Sable Swords took over. What happened to the guy and the last thirty of the Knights under his command is left to people&#039;s imaginations, but he either led his remaining troops into a suicide &amp;quot;Crusade&amp;quot;, got them all killed by flipping out and attacking their replacements, or anything in between. Wherever the Astral Knights are, know that the hearts of all who worship badasses go with them... Here&#039;s looking at you, Chapter Master Thade.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Chapter Master Lord Artor Amhrad:&#039;&#039;&#039; The chapter master of the Astral Knights during the battle for Borsis. Amhrad discovered the previous chapter master&#039;s treachery and became chapter master after Hyalhi and Masayak helped him kill the traitor. He then made an oath to the people of Varvenkast that they would come back and save them in a time of dire need and he sticks to this oath to the very end. He dual-wields a matched pair of one-handed power axes due to his training with a saber and swordbreaker as a noble (not that that makes any sense since the two fighting styles would be radically different). Amhrad dies blowing up Yggra-nya&#039;s prison after being mortally wounded by the baddest [[Lychguard]] on Borsis, the Judicator. &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Chaplain Masayak:&#039;&#039;&#039; A chaplain of the Astral Knights who strictly follows the Codex Astartes. He has an interesting theory that even if a battle seems impossible to win, as long as he and his brothers believe hard enough, [[Orks|they can make the impossible possible]]. He was with Amhrad when the latter accused chapter master Derelhaan of treachery and delivered the killing blow while Derelhaan was distracted with Hyalhi (specifically he buried half his crozius into the back of Derelhaan&#039;s head). He was the last man standing with Amhrad before getting his head unceremoniously scissored off by the Judicator as he went to help his chapter master up.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian Hyalhi:&#039;&#039;&#039; Chief librarian of the Astral Knights, and a powerful one at that. He is rare among librarians in that he has an unparalleled mastery of divination and sees the threads of fate much like [[Eldar]] Farseers do. This sets him apart from his brothers even more than usual. He has a hand-picked honor guard that he specifically chooses for their attitudes and thoughts as opposed to pure martial skill, reasoning that he needs advisers more than yes-men. Using his skill at dodging due to seeing the strands of fate, he distracted former chapter master Derelhaan long enough for Masayak to deal the killing blow. Hyalhi survives Borsis long enough to get to a savior pod with the memories of the chapter locked in his head for the Inquisition to find (making the novel somewhat of a flashback seen through different eyes but told from the same source). &lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Techmarine Sarakos:&#039;&#039;&#039; The techmarine who first discovered Yggra&#039;nya when a [[scarab]] interfaced with his data-port ifyouknowwhatimean. He was somewhat disliked by his brothers for his lack of emotion and humor. Due to his exposure to Yggra&#039;nya and his tech-expertise (not to mention the plasma cutter in his servo harness), he was chosen to be part of Amhrad&#039;s five-man group to free the C&#039;tan. He died by being overwhelmed while using a Lychguard as a living shield to deflect his fellow&#039;s blows.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Captain Sheherz, Master of the Fleet:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Astral Knights&#039; Master of the Fleet and (literal) captain of the &#039;&#039;Tempestus&#039;&#039;. He calms the machine-spirit of the mighty ship to prepare it for its final task and is killed by a Necron warrior after being incapacitated in the crash.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Assault-Captain Zahiros:&#039;&#039;&#039; Probably the third best example of an Astral Knight who can&#039;t let his past go, Captain Zahrios was the leader of the force sent to assassinate Heqiroth near the beginning of the campaign. The Necrons knew they were coming, however, and he was killed (in a duel with the Judicator) along with his entire force. However, he did manage to destroy an extremely important artifact before his death.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Captain Ifriqi:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ifriqi led the assault on one of Heqiroth&#039;s strongholds. However, it was a trap and Heqiroth unleashed millions of scarabs on the Knights. Ifriqi died with most of the others after being drowned in a sea of metal pincers.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Devastator-Captain Khabyar:&#039;&#039;&#039; The captain who led the final assault on Heqiroth as a distraction for Amhrad. He reaped a terrible toll but was eventually killed in battle.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Codicier Valqash:&#039;&#039;&#039; The brother who accidentally discovered Yggra&#039;nya&#039;s prison. He is one of Amhrad&#039;s five and leads the others to the tomb before being killed while guarding the others. He is the complete opposite of Hyalhi, being aggressive and using extremely aggressive psykic powers.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Scout Sergeant Faraji:&#039;&#039;&#039; Faraji was the sergeant of the scout squad who initially discovered that Borsis was headed to Mars. As such, Amhrad took Faraji with him when he went to free Yggra&#039;nya. Faraji was killed before he even managed to prime his meltabombs by praetorians who cut his legs off and then blasted his chest and head into ash. But seriously, he was just a scout sergeant, what did Amhrad expect?&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Brother Ghavin:&#039;&#039;&#039; A member of Hyalhi&#039;s honor guard who was mortally wounded in a battle with flayed ones. He volunteered to interface with a strange machine covered in brains and in doing so managed to communicate Yggra&#039;nya&#039;s name before dying.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Brother Kodelos:&#039;&#039;&#039; A former prince of Obsidia who loved flying and the second best example of an Astral Knight tied to his past. He was the pilot of the gunship &#039;&#039;Maxentius&#039;&#039; and managed to survive its crash landing. He ends up having a personal crisis of sorts, as he was supposed to nobly die in the sky, not on the ground like a commoner. He is saved by Khabyar&#039;s forces and joins them in their desperate attack. In his depression he realizes that key members of the chapter are missing and he puts together that the whole attack is a distraction. This proves to him that he can still be useful and he is reinvigorated and spurs his brothers on to fight harder. He is killed in the final stages of the battle when a [[Triarch Stalker]] sheers him in half with its gauss weaponry. He is the winner of the least Space Marine Space Marine contest, as he cannot drop his past and when denied a glorious death he starts to question everything (not to the extent that it affects his performance, but he mentions that everything his body is doing is automatic). Kodelos had an interesting quirk where the other brothers who couldn&#039;t drop their past called him &amp;quot;prince&amp;quot; mockingly, to which he would respond that they were peasants.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;Former Chapter Master Derelhaan:&#039;&#039;&#039; The previous chapter master of the Astral Knights, Derelhaan was the scion of a house which totally destroyed a rebel house back in the day and the best example of an Astral Knight who just couldn&#039;t let his past go. He found out about some survivors of the house on Varvenkast and had the entire section of the hive they were in purged, just in case. Amhrad calls him on his bullshit and Derelhaan throws the captain into a wall. Before he can deal the killing blow, however, Librarian Hyalhi steps between them and distracts him long enough for Chaplain Masayak to embed his crozius in his head. This incident caused the Astral Knights who knew of the treachery to swear an oath to protect Varvenkrast in its time of extreme need. Note that only a few brothers know of this incident. Officially, Derelhaan died to insidious booby traps and the chapter&#039;s purge was totally justified.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Daily Routines==&lt;br /&gt;
05:00- Wake Up: The Astral Knights awaken from their bombed out rooms. Upon their walls are adorned a long list of lines one may speak before dying. Each battle brother chooses one for the day before leaving the room.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00- Morning Prayer: The Astral Knights pray to the Emperor to give them glorious deaths. The Chaplain reminds the chapter that [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|they were one of the secret chapters founded by the Emperor.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00- Morning Firing Rites: The chapter practice fighting against reprogrammed Necron Warriors. They hold the line in dramatic fashion, while any sergeants will stand at the front yelling amazing lines about how they need to hold the fucking line.&lt;br /&gt;
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09:00- Morning Battle Practice: The Astral Knights proceed to attack the remaining Necrons in GLORIOUS FUCKING MELEE. Spouting one liners whilst killing them is highly encouraged. Any battle brother who recites &amp;quot;Hasta La Vista Baby&amp;quot; is immediately interred in a Dreadnought.&lt;br /&gt;
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11:00- Tactical Indoctrination: The chapter gather to study the tactis of their enemies, while also learning how to counter said tactics while looking like a badass. Such tactics include charging enemy armor with assault marines, dropping into combat with Terminators and Dreadnoughts from orbit, and [[Halo|survive.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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13:00- Oratory Practice: The battle brothers practice their speech skills while enjoying a nice lunch. Each brother in encouraged to come up with his own badass lines, while the chaplains and reclusiarch judge the validity of said lines.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00- Afternoon Firing rites: The Astral Knights practice firing Missile launchers, melta guns, and grenades, whilst turning away from the explosion. The battle brother who strike the most distinct pose gets to hold the chatper standard. Capes earn one extra points.&lt;br /&gt;
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16:00- Afternoon Battle Practice: The Astral Knights rip and tear their way through servitors armed with Gauss weapons. Using the servitors as shields while killing other servitors is heavily encouraged.&lt;br /&gt;
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18:00- Evening Meal: The chapter enjoy an ordinary meal. Any brother who eats too much is forced to stay in his room for the next day.&lt;br /&gt;
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19:00- Evening Tactical Indoctrination: The chapter studies badass one liners and other such things. They observe a plethora of media, from Star Wars all the way to Aliens. Yelling at any heresy found in such scenes is encouraged.&lt;br /&gt;
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0:00- Bedtime: Too Badass for free time, the Astral Knights retire for the evening. Many are angry they were not able to prove their badassness in death.   &lt;br /&gt;
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