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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2601:585:8301:76D0:B58A:5C95:F7AC:3340: /* Listings of Deeds */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:Kaldor Draigo vs M&#039;kar the Reborn.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Mary Sue HOOOOOOOOOO! From the looks of it, things are [[not as planned]] for the Lord of Change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|I&#039;m not locked in here with you, you&#039;re locked in here with me!|Kaldor Draigo thinks he is as badass as [[Angry Marines|Rorschach]] in Watchmen, [[skub|which is obviously, utterly false]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh fucking hell, where to &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with this poorly-written piece of work. &#039;&#039;&#039;Kaldor Draigo&#039;&#039;&#039; is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master &#039;&#039;(Don&#039;t forget the [[Azrael|Supreme]] part)&#039;&#039; One True Sue of the [[Grey Knights]] probably the greatest living loyalist in the 41st Millenium... and a ridiculously obnoxious thorn in the side of anyone who [[Dark Angels|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;is an enemy of the emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] isn&#039;t an obnoxious prepubescent BITCH. And the worst thing is that we can&#039;t get rid of the thorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Origins in the Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo first showed up from out of no-where in [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Skub|famous]] Grey Knights 5th Edition codex, previously there had been no mention of the character anywhere, but suddenly we were presented with this all new guy, with a list of deeds equivalent / greater than any of the established 40k heavies, including several [[Primarchs]], yet somehow completely and unbelievably infallible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a lowly Battle-Brother he banished the [[M&#039;kar|Daemon Prince M&#039;kar the Reborn]] and he has risen steadily through the ranks to become the &#039;&#039;&#039;SUPREME&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master Chosen of the most secretive Chapter of [[Space Marines]]. Yet ever since his other battle with [[M&#039;kar]], Draigo has been cursed to a life within the Warp, doomed to walk within the [[Chaos|Realm of Chaos]], [[Mary Sue|to remain pure when constantly assailed by Chaos]] and to show fortitude and personal strength  [[Mary Sue|that is beyond comprehensible measure]]. &#039;&#039;(In other words, he&#039;s got [[Plot armor]] of a scale equivalent to a 1++ unmodifiable save)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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But while Draigo lives, he will [[troll|prevail]], and one day, he will return.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch!===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long ago in a distant land, I, M&#039;kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Samurai Jack|Dammit, Matt Ward&#039;s ripping off stories better than his own again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, Samurai Jack &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[heresy|is not that good]], so Matt&#039;s version can hardly be worse&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;BURN IN HOLY FIRE BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC&#039;&#039;&#039;}} he could have ripped off, which makes Draigo [[Rage]] inducing to a new extreme.. Samurai Jack is an animated series that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;itself ripped off from Frank Miller&#039;s Rönin&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;NO QUARTER FOR THIS BLASPHEMY&#039;&#039;&#039;}}; Is like a less violent, samurai-sci-fi-fantasy-based version of [[Fist of the North Star]]. Though Matt Ward&#039;s fluff is still awful and unworthy of even sharing the same paragraph as &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;those three&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; anything at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory poses that Draigo is a copy-paste of Khal Drogo from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], whose only notable characteristic for most of the series was being literally undefeated forever. Khal Drogo got better later; Draigo didn&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Listings of Deeds===&lt;br /&gt;
Kaldor Draigo is famous for:&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince in his first combat action&lt;br /&gt;
*Banishing Daemon [[Primarch]] [[Mortarion]] back to the warp, somehow carving the name of the previous supreme grand master Geronitan (a fucking long name) into the heart of said Daemon Primarch &#039;&#039;without contracting space daemon AIDS in the process&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
**to put this insanity in perspective, try cursive writing with a Chainsaw (block letters are difficult in wood to begin with, let alone flesh) while in the middle of an industrial toxic waste dump &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;without any protection.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; wearing a punctured HAZMAT suit. Unless you have Plot Armor, then it&#039;s pretty sensible.&lt;br /&gt;
***Another idea would be to go and listen to the audio drama &amp;quot;Mortarion&#039;s heart&amp;quot;, this will resolve the issues that people have with this event.&lt;br /&gt;
*Single-handedly holding off a daemon horde for two days in real space&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing another Daemon Prince with a broken sword,&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing one of [[Khorne]]&#039;s strongest [[Bloodthirster]]s with little to no weaponry &lt;br /&gt;
*Taking said Bloodthirster&#039;s axe and reforging it into a sword for his own personal use WITH HIS MIND (you know, despite it being an obvious weapon of a Daemon and automatically a corrupting influence just to hold, let alone press your bare mind against(just don&#039;t tell this to Logan Grimnar, m&#039;kay?))&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaying 6 of Slaanesh&#039;s chosen Daemonettes (when setting one&#039;s gaze upon them is enough to instantly force submission from any mortal, no matter how strong-willed)&lt;br /&gt;
*Setting fire to Nurgle&#039;s garden (again, whilst somehow miraculously avoiding space daemon [[AIDS]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Walking into the City of Tzeentch and single-handedly smashing it to rubble, which, given that the City of Tzeentch comprises geometry which is literally impossible, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;(maybe he just smashes the impossible buildings into equally-impossible rubble?)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; {{BLAM|Who the fuck gave Matt Ward his editing privileges back?!}}&#039;&#039; and slaying countless daemons whilst being trapped in warpspace. He can also be summoned by chaos cultists unwittingly instead of a daemon, no sooner returning to the Warp than after slaying them all.&lt;br /&gt;
**To be a cunt, Great Boss [[Tuska Daemon-Killa|Tuska the Demon-killa]] did that to several different places with impossible geometry during his WAAAGH! into the warp... but then again, those are [[Orks]], for whom impossible shit forms the backbone of their war machinery, he had an army and artillery with him so they could&#039;ve [[Dakka|fired in all directions]], he had an army with him that took losses as they went and they eventually were defeated, in a sense &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:105%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DEFEETED? WE&#039;Z STUCK IN IN AN ENDLESS WAAAGH!!! WHERE U KAN COME BACK FO&#039; MOAR EVVRY TIME U GET ZOGGED! AN&#039; WE&#039;Z NEVAH RUN OUTTA ENEMIEZ! GREAT BOSS DEMONA-KILLA IZ DA BEST BOSS EVAH!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhk20blXCqk| eating a sun simply by saying &amp;quot;NO SUN]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Additional Bullshit===&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone needed additional proof that Matt Ward is too busy wanking off at the thought of his own fluffing skills to actually pay any attention to what he&#039;s writing, just look at the chronology of Draigo&#039;s entry. He initially distinguishes himself in 799.M41 during his first encounter with M&#039;Kar, earning the rank of Justicar. The next confrontation with M&#039;Kar occurs &#039;Two hundred years to the day since Draigo&#039;s victory on Acralem&#039; (i.e. 999.M41). 999.M41; this is confirmed in the &#039;Deeds of Legend&#039; section of the Codex as well. Additionally, 999.M41 is &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; the point Draigo is dragged into the warp and begins his centuries-long rampage. Later on in the &#039;&#039;&#039;exact same fucking fluff entry,&#039;&#039;&#039; when he returns for the first time to the mortal plane, he has been &amp;quot;clearly long adrift in time, for he knew [those Grey Knights he encountered] not&amp;quot;. Y&#039;know, despite the fact &#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL|TIME FLOWS DIFFERENTLY IN THE WARP THAN IN REAL-SPACE.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Doubtless, as we all know, time passes differently in the Warp; Kaldor himself may have been experiencing years or centuries there, but time crawls linearly along for everyone in the Prime Material, and that therefore would have &#039;&#039;zero impact&#039;&#039; on the age and number of surviving, recognizable members of the Grey Knights whom he left behind. So, unless we&#039;re intended to assume that his entry is to be read as though in the future, i.e. sometime well after the END of the 41st Millennium, then Kaldor &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;I&#039;m-a-fucking-badass-who-can-survive-indefinitely-in-the-Warp&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; Draigo has really only been AWAY from the mortal plane for, at most, a few months. Giving Mr. Ward the benefit of the doubt (which seems completely unfair to readers with more than an iota of brain power), either Kaldor has been randomly deposited into points in the distant PAST, or we&#039;re intended to pretend all Grey Knight battles that include him are taking place in the distant FUTURE. Without one of these two assumptions, only two other alternatives remain: either Draigo has gone completely fucking senile/[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|has gone completely batshit fucking insane from Warp exposure]], or Draigo was too big a stuck-up, arrogant snob to ever learn the names or faces of those serving under him. This, of course, is if we want to give Matt Ward &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; credit at all. In other words, the above is a concrete example of &#039;&#039;&#039;BAD WRITING.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Seriously, what the fuck more do you want, GW? Who&#039;s he fluffing on your board of directors, that you&#039;ve retained such a piss-poor hack for so long? Are you on drugs? What kind of Slaaneshi death cult has been giving you drugs? Can I have some of your drugs so I can at least make sense of your goddamned incompetence?!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wut?===&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, the only explanation for the sheer levels of retardation and gratuitous [[Matt Ward|canon-rape]] Draigo represents is the simplest one: That Draigo is, in fact, defeated - Chaos cannot be beaten in its own realm of non-space because of the mere fact that chaotic beings are immortal, after all, and none of the above is true. (though psykers can &amp;quot;technically&amp;quot; kill chaos daemons for good in the warp, it requires an amount of psychic energy and willpower that&#039;s far beyond the norm)&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now, this very moment, (in the far future) Draigo is in fact a shredded pile of torn flesh and shattered bone after having his ass handed to him by the above Lord of Change and Bloodthirster, who proceeded to step in whilst the Lord kept him distracted - [[Just as planned]]. This pile of broken ex-marine is also gushing ooze and phlegm and pus as he was infected with every blight and pox Nurgle has to offer. This shredded, oozing pile....&#039;&#039;thing&#039;&#039;, is also being raped and violated in the most unspeakable and vile ways by the Daemonettes of Slaanesh.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so it shall continue, for all eternity. [[Troll|Because every single Chaos God finds it fucking hilarious]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only reason he thinks &amp;quot;all is well&amp;quot; is because Tzeentch thought he&#039;d have a bit fun with Draigo. He stuck Draigo into a matrix-esque dream world where everything goes his way and is just waiting for Draigo to climb as high as he can. This dream world will probably last until Draigo has crushed the Chaos gods themselves and all their armies beneath his feet and caused the God-Emperor himself to rise from the throne and suck him off!&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, at the &amp;quot;funniest&amp;quot; possible moment, right as his bolter is about to fire its payload (and we&#039;re not talking about the one on his wrist), Tzeentch will rip it all away from him, Draigo will wake up and see what has really become of him and weep tears of utter loss and despair! &amp;quot;[[Just as planned]]!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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While all that&#039;s happened, Draigo thought to himself: &amp;quot;I have no mouth, but I must scream&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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At least that&#039;s what the heretics want you to think. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Jelly thing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Kaldor Draigo, what really happened to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Admittedly, Draigo&#039;s fluff is pretty badass, but still canon-rape (no pun inten- wait, pun totally intended).&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; There is nothing awesome about someone who just goes around fucking everything up with zero challenge. It&#039;s like people who write stories about how their super awesome character killed the [[Lady_of_Pain|Lady of Pain]] or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Inquisitor&#039;s Note: While the above is no doubt the fevered ramblings of a mind crying out for the Emperor&#039;s peace there is a small measure of truth in it. Our [[canon|most blessed and sanctified scriptures]] tell us that Lord Draigo&#039;s victories in the warp are indeed empty ones, and that every daemon slain and fortress toppled shortly rights itself. This is his curse and only when, by the Emperor&#039;s blessing, he returns to the materium will he be able to enact any lasting defeats on the ruinous powers.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Historitor 165.82.108.238 remanded to custody for Inquisitorial review.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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++{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Thought for the Day: Many are the faces of the enemy, many are the hands of the enemy.&#039;&#039;}}++&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively you could also accept the less serious but popular fanon that Kaldor Draigo is actually traversing the Warp while high on drugs. His latent psychic abilities and drug-fueled insanity could technically allow him to shape his battles in the Warp to go in his favor. That or Draigo has almost [[Malcador]] levels of psychic abilities, the strain of which has caused him to go completely bat-shite insane, rendering the Warp into his own personal plaything to a certain extent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mat Ward Sez===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Lord Kaldor Draigo is a combat monster - there&#039;s no other way to describe him. He&#039;s lethal against non-daemonic foes, with plenty of Strength 5 force weapon attacks to lay a beat down. When faced with hated Daemons, his Titansword becomes Strength 10, ensuring a pretty one-sided fight in his favour. Even if his enemy survives, Draigo&#039;s storm shield is sure to keep him fighting. And on top of all of this, Draigo is a Grand Master, able to bestow extra abilities on his allies. Want your Dreadknight to capture objectives? Draigo can make that happen. Want a Scouting screen of Dreadnoughts? Draigo can make it happen. He&#039;s the best possible way to keep your opponent on his toes.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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In summary: HE [[/d/|MAKES IT HAPPEN]].&lt;br /&gt;
(So does [[Creed]] but unlike Draigo he does OP with [[awesome|Style]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
In lab tests conducted on /tg/, Kaldor Draigo loses to [[Abaddon]] the Despoiler [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo roughly 73.5% of the time]. But then again Abaddon is meant to be a high-cost, point-sink, cc-beatstick who doesn&#039;t have arms or do anything to boost his own army...&lt;br /&gt;
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===6th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Like Abaddon, Kaldor&#039;s amazing super awesome blade of Mary Sue has been reduced to AP3, but Abaddon was important enough to get FAQ&#039;d back to AP2! This means anything, ANYTHING, with 2+ save will survive combat with Draigo. Even a [[Tau|weaboo space communist]] wearing iridium armor. Or a Meganob. Or a Captain in artificer armor...if you ignore that Draigo&#039;s weapon has the Force special rule, which can cause Instant Death in compensation (which is fine and dandy until he gets challenged by a Phoenix Lord). AP3 admittedly is somewhat of a blow, but this is compensated for against more dangerous foes with its latent abilities and his own 3++ save.&lt;br /&gt;
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That or just charge a Chaos Lord in Terminator armour with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Bloodfeeder&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;THE MURDER SWORD&#039;&#039;&#039; or the Axe of Blind Fury. Naw, the Lord would have to fail a single save to get mindraped.&lt;br /&gt;
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===7th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
While Draigo&#039;s beloved Titansword got upped back to AP2, he himself became far more expensive as a tool, as he is now relegated to the Lords of War Slot -- where Superheavies live -- for a heaping 245 Points.  This means that he can&#039;t be accessed by himself, he needs someone else in the HQ slot to unlock him. Unless you&#039;re running unbound, the system used exclusively by [[This Guy]]&#039;s fluff games and [[That Guy]]&#039;s absolute cheesiness. Actually the former sounds kind awesome, to represent a battle where the GK&#039;s command structure has been slain but then Draigo pops out of the Warp with a nose full of warp dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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He still has his insane 2+/3++ save thanks to his Termie Armor and singular Storm Shield.  His Force blade is still S+3 with AP2 Master-Crafted, with the ability to re-roll to-wound against Daemons when he uses Force.  That said, Force is now deniable, thus you should expect that they will, and in force.  Aside from that, he has Banishment (which weakens Daemons&#039; invuls), Hammerhand (Upping him to an S9 murder machine), Gate of Infinity (For sudden Deep-Strikes anywhere), and Purge Soul (To make a sudden hit).  This solves one of the reason he was hated: the utter ability to roll whatever you wanted.  Without Biomancy or Telepathy, he&#039;s no longer invincible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a commander, he is now not very worthwhile, with the removal of Grand Strategy and his Warlord Trait now giving him Hatred (Daemons) and an easier time casting Banishment and...that&#039;s it.  He can no longer make Paladins troops either, so now you&#039;ve lost more reason to take them over a cheaper ML3 Librarian with both the Domina Liber Daemonica and a Warlord Trait to give him SIX FUCKING POWERS IN SANCTIC.  Quite frankly, he&#039;s only useful as the mother of all beatsticks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo&#039;s sword became S+4 AP-4, and does a flat 3 damage now in the place of Instant Death. Also, he gives himself and all Grey Knight units within 6&amp;quot; of him the ability to re-roll all misses in shooting and close combat. Additionally, his Bane of Evil aura grants Grey Knights within 6&amp;quot; to re-roll their damage rolls against Daemons in the fight phase (nice, considering all Nemesis Force weapons comes with D3 damage except the Daemonhammer).  He still has his 2+/3++ thanks to his Terminator Armour and Storm Shield. His warlord trait, Daemon Slayer, is still heavily situational at best (read: useless). Basically, he&#039;s now not totally useless if he&#039;s not in close combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Silver(ed) Knight==&lt;br /&gt;
The 6E Daemons Codex &#039;&#039;(and reprinted in the 8th edition codex)&#039;&#039; detailed the journey a &amp;quot;Knight of the Adeptus Astartes in silvered armor &amp;quot;whose will was as strong as silvered adamantium&amp;quot; braving the many circles of the Palace of Slaanesh, cutting down a few daemonettes and mortal thralls, only to kneel before the Prince of Pleasures himself, in the guise of a young, androgynous boy who cowed the Knight with absolute and righteous innocence. Too many people believe that it&#039;s Draigo because of their seething spite for the Ward, but a more rational mind could realize that the Grey Knights aren&#039;t the only people wearing silver armour.  There&#039;s still the [[Silver Skulls]], [[Doom Eagles]], and the [[Iron Snakes]], all who wear silver Power Armour and have more of a likelihood to be corrupted (Especially if you consider the presumed origins that the Skulls are actually loyalist Iron Warriors)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Alternate take:&#039;&#039;&#039; How many other Marines are actually running around the Warp, much less loyalist Marines? At the very least, even if it is Draigo it took the god himself to outright convert him with a touch of his &amp;quot;scepter&amp;quot; so someone at least got the idea of what it should take to cause a Grey Knight to just flip to the side of Chaos for no reason. That or maybe their geneseed makes them hot for traps. Either way it&#039;s not clear when this happened, so it could be in the future or an alternate timeline since the Warp doesn&#039;t care about your single direction flow of time. Assuming it&#039;s not some weird symbolic thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Placed in the hands of other authors==&lt;br /&gt;
C.Z. Dunn has recently taken a crack at Draigo in the novelization of the Pandorax Campaign. Here, Draigo is decidedly NOT a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mary Sue&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Gary Sue anymore, with &amp;quot;Supreme Grand Master&amp;quot; taken in the same context as [[Azrael]]. Dunn doesn&#039;t nerf Draigo, he still kicks a ton of daemon ass, but he doesn&#039;t go around soloing Bloodthirsters without backup or anything so asinine. Draigo is also shown to be moderately flawed as a character, [[Avitus|hot-headed and aggressive]] -- this is to contrast him with the stubborn and conservative Azrael (who takes until chapter 14 to get off his ass and fight smart, though when he finally does he actually fights &#039;&#039;really smart&#039;&#039; like a true Space Marine). He&#039;s also a [[Troll|top-tier dick]] who trolls Azrael about all the prisoners they&#039;ve been taking back to [[the Rock]] and makes several threats that he&#039;ll get the High Lords of Terra to investigate if the Dark Angels don&#039;t comply. (Haters gonna hate.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mortarion&#039;s Heart Audio Drama, also has him troll his bodyguard, and the Inquisition (in fact his first act as Supreme Grand Master is to tell the one bugging the Knights to go fuck himself).  Also we see just what got him the job; he was simply the only one with enough skill to even try to beat Mortarion, even Draigo admitted he was a horrible choice, but that didn&#039;t matter since he would most likely die anyway. And, when he does fight Mortarion he gets the shit beat out of him and the entire 1st Brotherhood killed by Mortarion&#039;s hand and only gains the advantage with Mortarion&#039;s true name which causes the Primarch to have the equivalent of a seizure and then uses Mortarion&#039;s antithesis name to banish him. &lt;br /&gt;
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This isn&#039;t too shocking as Draigo is a fairly new character and only has about two pages to himself within the codex compare to Dunn&#039;s few hundred.  Even a good writer would have trouble balancing both a good character AND a badass who leads an army of daemon killers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Plague of Madness===&lt;br /&gt;
The 7E Codex also takes steps to reduce the fucking cheese of Draigo by showing him as a competent commander before his banishment, and how he only became relevant because he was able to beat up M&#039;Kar, the Daemon Prince of Jobbers.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;The Plague of Madness&amp;quot; witten in 7Ed, Draigo has to bring out three whole brotherhoods of knights because some idiot [[Inquisitor]] tried to mess with a [[Lord of Change]] named &amp;quot;Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix&amp;quot; by binding it to her will and using his power for the good of the Imperium. Ganix was both amused and infuriated at the prospect of a mortal trying to outdick him, so when the Inquisitor summoned the daemon to bind it; Ganix had a [[Great Unclean One]] named Lurgon take his place. Because the wards meant to bind Ganix didn&#039;t work with another daemon; Lurgon possesed the Inquisitor and corrupt her posse to the cause of Nurgle. Things later spiraled into madness after Lurgon corrupted the system of Decimalus after the Inquisitor&#039;s drifting ship happened upon it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Draigo attempted to convince the Grey Knights to send a large force to apprehend both Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix and Lurgon, which after some political maneuvering, he managed to get.  After [[Arvann Stern]] secured an orbital fortress from some daemons, Draigo made it planetside and actually saved some Sisters of Battle from a death by daemon-nomming. After that, Draigo&#039;s band of merry men and the surviving Sisters attempted to break through a literal sea of daemons by running them over with Land Raiders and [[Rhino Transport|MEHTAL BAWKSES]], with the intent of taking the spire that housed Lurgon. Draigo&#039;s Raider however, got stuck after running over so many daemons and was eventually destroyed after a daemonblade ran through it. Thrown out of the tank, he attempted to solo an entire horde by himself and rescue his brothers still trapped inside the Land Raider. &lt;br /&gt;
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In a completely different way of portrayal; Draigo was actually pretty close to being overwhelmed. He was struck and held down by the legion of daemons around him and would have died if it wasn&#039;t for the surviving battle Sisters coming to his aid and gunning down the horde around him. And instead of something retarded like using the Sisters&#039; blood for protection or suddenly getting super strength and ripping his way towards the spire; he motioned a request for the sisters to buy them time while he and the survivors make a mad dash for the spire and end this insanity. The writer to this has already undone the idiocy of the [[Khornate Knights]], and did so while keeping everyone&#039;s dignity.  A step up amid a codex widely considered to be a step down crunchwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other counterpoints===&lt;br /&gt;
It has recently been posited that Draigo&#039;s ability to traverse the Warp and wreak havoc on the Ruinous Powers with relative ease is due not to Gary Sue bullshit powers, but to the nature of the Warp itself.  One of the only constants of the Warp is that it is shaped by the belief and emotion of sentient beings with psychic ability, however small.  Because of this, it is possible that a being with vast psychic ability and great faith (say, a Grey Knight &#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039; Grand Master) would be able to use his belief in himself and in the Emperor to [[Ork|shape the surrounding Empyrean to match this belief]] in a manner similar to daemons themselves.  It also explains why things go back to normal once he leaves, since he is no longer there to affect that portion of the Warp directly.  In other words, Draigo cuts a [[Bloody Path|bloody path]] through the Sea of Souls because he believes he can, and the Warp doesn&#039;t really want to dispute his claim.  If one asks why other powerful psykers can&#039;t do it, they can to a degree; see [[Tuska Daemon-Killa]].  As for Eldar, Slaanesh would nab them the moment they entered the Warp. Other human psykers don&#039;t tend to try to interact with the Warp too much but it is quite likely they&#039;d be able to some extent. Incidentally, this effectively makes Draigo a &#039;&#039;Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann&#039;&#039; character, and that is actually kind of awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, people never seem to think that his Aegis warded armour (Terminator armour, which I believe to contain a small Gellar Field, no less) is specifically designed to protect the wearer from the Warp, that and Grey Knight [[Interceptor Squad]]s go through the Warp on a regular basis, so Draigo should, in theory have no trouble traversing the Warp.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, as a number of people have pointed out, the Codex itself flat out states that nothing he&#039;s doing is having any lasting effect on the Chaos Gods. Plus, his first major appearance in a novel has him delivering an impressive verbal smackdown on [[Azrael]] regarding the [[Dark Angels]]&#039; obsession with making sure nobody discovers the truth about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Fallen Angels]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; UNRELATED TRATIORS WHO CERTAINLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DARK ANGELS. Which makes him slightly more human.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Warhammer Fantasy]]==&lt;br /&gt;
There has been a sighting of what might be Draigo in the Warhammer Fantasyverse - specifically, in the fluff book for the &#039;&#039;Khaine&#039;&#039; splat of [[The End Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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During Araloth&#039;s travels into the Realm of Chaos, to rescue [[Shallya]] from the mansion of [[Nurgle]], the final traveling companion he picks up is a knight, a &amp;quot;giant of a man&amp;quot; whose armor &amp;quot;gleams like silver&amp;quot; and whose &amp;quot;speech is strange&amp;quot; (why does Kaldor decide to help Eldar?). Upon reaching the mansion of Nurgle, the knight sacrifices himself so the rest of the party can enter, explaining he has &amp;quot;made something of a name for himself since his arrival in the benighted realm&amp;quot; and so he is sure to draw their attention. More notably, when he makes his sacrificial charge, it&#039;s mentioned that he sweeps out his hand and blue fire explodes amongst the daemon&#039;s ranks. It&#039;s also been mentioned that the Warp connects Fantasy and 40k.&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth mentioning that not only are Wood Elves the Spiritual Liege&#039;s favorite Fantasy faction, but this was one of the last things he wrote for Games Workshop before leaving the company. Take it as you will. &lt;br /&gt;
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That said, if this is Draigo, he is certainly not the all-powerful Gary Sue of other depictions; when Araloth finds him, he has been chained down in a glade in Nurgle&#039;s garden, at one point he gets ambushed by a [[Beast of Nurgle]] (when it &#039;&#039;jumps out of a tree and lands on him&#039;&#039;), and rather than defeating the daemons he distracts, Araloth leaves the mansion to find his broken body impaled upon a spear. Yes, he&#039;s still alive, and the mad scholar the Wood Elf is traveling with (who may in fact be Richter Kleiss, the writer of the Liber Chaotica) explains that the knight is &amp;quot;beyond the power of the daemons&amp;quot; and will &amp;quot;take his own revenge in due course&amp;quot;, but that is attributed to being &amp;quot;the way of things in the Realm of Chaos&amp;quot; rather than anything inherent to Draigo (if he is Draigo). &lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s worth noting that the description would also fit a Stormcast Eternal of the Hallowed Knights chapter from Age of Sigmar, which was under development at the time and is technically the same setting. Though, the Sigmarine couldn&#039;t fire blue lightning out of his hands, nor was he &amp;quot;invincible.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In another story, whilst in the warp, Draigo sees a &amp;quot;world ruled over by a self-styled God-king, where magic flows through the very wind.&amp;quot; He ultimately decides not to go there, thus proving himself far more intelligent than he has ever been given credit for.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FAIL|Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Matt Ward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598617 What Draigo&#039;s actually doing in the Warp]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom|The character draigo is basically copy pasted from]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Draigo.jpg|[[Warhammer 40,000 7th edition|We spoke too soon.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo2.jpg| well that just got weird...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raven.jpg|STEEL REIHN&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPE TRAIN.jpg|HE MAKES IT HAPPEN&lt;br /&gt;
File:Supreme_Grand_Troll.jpg|PROBLEM, DAEMONS?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samurai draigo.jpg|Foolish Grey Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dreadknight.jpg|U Mad, Dreadnoughtfags?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo codex2.jpg|Son of a bitch even gets his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hemakesithappen.png|Still a shitload better than a Primarch&lt;br /&gt;
File:DraigoDullSurprise.png|Draigo is a very emotive person.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Kaldor Draigo vs M&#039;kar the Reborn.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Mary Sue HOOOOOOOOOO! From the looks of it, things are [[not as planned]] for the Lord of Change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|I&#039;m not locked in here with you, you&#039;re locked in here with me!|Kaldor Draigo thinks he is as badass as [[Angry Marines|Rorschach]] in Watchmen, [[skub|which is obviously, utterly false]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh fucking hell, where to &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with this poorly-written piece of work. &#039;&#039;&#039;Kaldor Draigo&#039;&#039;&#039; is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master &#039;&#039;(Don&#039;t forget the [[Azrael|Supreme]] part)&#039;&#039; One True Sue of the [[Grey Knights]] probably the greatest living loyalist in the 41st Millenium... and a ridiculously obnoxious thorn in the side of anyone who [[Dark Angels|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;is an enemy of the emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] isn&#039;t an obnoxious prepubescent BITCH. And the worst thing is that we can&#039;t get rid of the thorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Origins in the Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo first showed up from out of no-where in [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Skub|famous]] Grey Knights 5th Edition codex, previously there had been no mention of the character anywhere, but suddenly we were presented with this all new guy, with a list of deeds equivalent / greater than any of the established 40k heavies, including several [[Primarchs]], yet somehow completely and unbelievably infallible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a lowly Battle-Brother he banished the [[M&#039;kar|Daemon Prince M&#039;kar the Reborn]] and he has risen steadily through the ranks to become the &#039;&#039;&#039;SUPREME&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master Chosen of the most secretive Chapter of [[Space Marines]]. Yet ever since his other battle with [[M&#039;kar]], Draigo has been cursed to a life within the Warp, doomed to walk within the [[Chaos|Realm of Chaos]], [[Mary Sue|to remain pure when constantly assailed by Chaos]] and to show fortitude and personal strength  [[Mary Sue|that is beyond comprehensible measure]]. &#039;&#039;(In other words, he&#039;s got [[Plot armor]] of a scale equivalent to a 1++ unmodifiable save)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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But while Draigo lives, he will [[troll|prevail]], and one day, he will return.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch!===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long ago in a distant land, I, M&#039;kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Samurai Jack|Dammit, Matt Ward&#039;s ripping off stories better than his own again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, Samurai Jack &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[heresy|is not that good]], so Matt&#039;s version can hardly be worse&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;BURN IN HOLY FIRE BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC&#039;&#039;&#039;}} he could have ripped off, which makes Draigo [[Rage]] inducing to a new extreme.. Samurai Jack is an animated series that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;itself ripped off from Frank Miller&#039;s Rönin&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;NO QUARTER FOR THIS BLASPHEMY&#039;&#039;&#039;}}; Is like a less violent, samurai-sci-fi-fantasy-based version of [[Fist of the North Star]]. Though Matt Ward&#039;s fluff is still awful and unworthy of even sharing the same paragraph as &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;those three&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; anything at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory poses that Draigo is a copy-paste of Khal Drogo from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], whose only notable characteristic for most of the series was being literally undefeated forever. Khal Drogo got better later; Draigo didn&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Listings of Deeds===&lt;br /&gt;
Kaldor Draigo is famous for:&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince in his first combat action&lt;br /&gt;
*Banishing Daemon [[Primarch]] [[Mortarion]] back to the warp, somehow carving the name of the previous supreme grand master Geronitan (a fucking long name) into the heart of said Daemon Primarch &#039;&#039;without contracting space daemon AIDS in the process&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
**to put this insanity in perspective, try cursive writing with a Chainsaw (block letters are difficult in wood to begin with, let alone flesh) while in the middle of an industrial toxic waste dump &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;without any protection.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; wearing a punctured HAZMAT suit. Unless you have Plot Armor, then it&#039;s pretty sensible.&lt;br /&gt;
***Another idea would be to go and listen to the audio drama &amp;quot;Mortarion&#039;s heart&amp;quot;, this will resolve the issues that people have with this event.&lt;br /&gt;
*Single-handedly holding off a daemon horde for two days in real space&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing another Daemon Prince with a broken sword,&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing one of [[Khorne]]&#039;s strongest [[Bloodthirster]]s with little to no weaponry &lt;br /&gt;
*Taking said Bloodthirster&#039;s axe and reforging it into a sword for his own personal use WITH HIS MIND (you know, despite it being an obvious weapon of a Daemon and automatically a corrupting influence just to hold, let alone press your bare mind against(just don&#039;t tell this to Logan Grimnar, m&#039;kay?))&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaying 6 of Slaanesh&#039;s chosen Daemonettes (when setting one&#039;s gaze upon them is enough to instantly force submission from any mortal, no matter how strong-willed)&lt;br /&gt;
*Setting fire to Nurgle&#039;s garden (again, whilst somehow miraculously avoiding space daemon [[AIDS]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Walking into the City of Tzeentch and single-handedly smashing it to rubble, which, given that the City of Tzeentch comprises geometry which is literally impossible, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;(maybe he just smashes the impossible buildings into equally-impossible rubble?)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; {{BLAM|Who the fuck gave Matt Ward his editing privileges back?!}}&#039;&#039; and slaying countless daemons whilst being trapped in warpspace. He can also be summoned by chaos cultists unwittingly instead of a daemon, no sooner returning to the Warp than after slaying them all.&lt;br /&gt;
**To be a cunt, Great Boss [[Tuska Daemon-Killa|Tuska the Demon-killa]] did that to several different places with impossible geometry during his WAAAGH! into the warp... but then again, those are [[Orks]], for whom impossible shit forms the backbone of their war machinery, he had an army and artillery with him so they could&#039;ve [[Dakka|fired in all directions]], he had an army with him that took losses as they went and they eventually were defeated, in a sense &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:105%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DEFEETED? WE&#039;Z STUCK IN IN AN ENDLESS WAAAGH!!! WHERE U KAN COME BACK FO&#039; MOAR EVVRY TIME U GET ZOGGED! AN&#039; WE&#039;Z NEVAH RUN OUTTA ENEMIEZ! GREAT BOSS DEMONA-KILLA IZ DA BEST BOSS EVAH!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhk20blXCqk|eating a sun simply by saying &amp;quot;NO SUN]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Additional Bullshit===&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone needed additional proof that Matt Ward is too busy wanking off at the thought of his own fluffing skills to actually pay any attention to what he&#039;s writing, just look at the chronology of Draigo&#039;s entry. He initially distinguishes himself in 799.M41 during his first encounter with M&#039;Kar, earning the rank of Justicar. The next confrontation with M&#039;Kar occurs &#039;Two hundred years to the day since Draigo&#039;s victory on Acralem&#039; (i.e. 999.M41). 999.M41; this is confirmed in the &#039;Deeds of Legend&#039; section of the Codex as well. Additionally, 999.M41 is &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; the point Draigo is dragged into the warp and begins his centuries-long rampage. Later on in the &#039;&#039;&#039;exact same fucking fluff entry,&#039;&#039;&#039; when he returns for the first time to the mortal plane, he has been &amp;quot;clearly long adrift in time, for he knew [those Grey Knights he encountered] not&amp;quot;. Y&#039;know, despite the fact &#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL|TIME FLOWS DIFFERENTLY IN THE WARP THAN IN REAL-SPACE.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Doubtless, as we all know, time passes differently in the Warp; Kaldor himself may have been experiencing years or centuries there, but time crawls linearly along for everyone in the Prime Material, and that therefore would have &#039;&#039;zero impact&#039;&#039; on the age and number of surviving, recognizable members of the Grey Knights whom he left behind. So, unless we&#039;re intended to assume that his entry is to be read as though in the future, i.e. sometime well after the END of the 41st Millennium, then Kaldor &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;I&#039;m-a-fucking-badass-who-can-survive-indefinitely-in-the-Warp&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; Draigo has really only been AWAY from the mortal plane for, at most, a few months. Giving Mr. Ward the benefit of the doubt (which seems completely unfair to readers with more than an iota of brain power), either Kaldor has been randomly deposited into points in the distant PAST, or we&#039;re intended to pretend all Grey Knight battles that include him are taking place in the distant FUTURE. Without one of these two assumptions, only two other alternatives remain: either Draigo has gone completely fucking senile/[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|has gone completely batshit fucking insane from Warp exposure]], or Draigo was too big a stuck-up, arrogant snob to ever learn the names or faces of those serving under him. This, of course, is if we want to give Matt Ward &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; credit at all. In other words, the above is a concrete example of &#039;&#039;&#039;BAD WRITING.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Seriously, what the fuck more do you want, GW? Who&#039;s he fluffing on your board of directors, that you&#039;ve retained such a piss-poor hack for so long? Are you on drugs? What kind of Slaaneshi death cult has been giving you drugs? Can I have some of your drugs so I can at least make sense of your goddamned incompetence?!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wut?===&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, the only explanation for the sheer levels of retardation and gratuitous [[Matt Ward|canon-rape]] Draigo represents is the simplest one: That Draigo is, in fact, defeated - Chaos cannot be beaten in its own realm of non-space because of the mere fact that chaotic beings are immortal, after all, and none of the above is true. (though psykers can &amp;quot;technically&amp;quot; kill chaos daemons for good in the warp, it requires an amount of psychic energy and willpower that&#039;s far beyond the norm)&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now, this very moment, (in the far future) Draigo is in fact a shredded pile of torn flesh and shattered bone after having his ass handed to him by the above Lord of Change and Bloodthirster, who proceeded to step in whilst the Lord kept him distracted - [[Just as planned]]. This pile of broken ex-marine is also gushing ooze and phlegm and pus as he was infected with every blight and pox Nurgle has to offer. This shredded, oozing pile....&#039;&#039;thing&#039;&#039;, is also being raped and violated in the most unspeakable and vile ways by the Daemonettes of Slaanesh.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so it shall continue, for all eternity. [[Troll|Because every single Chaos God finds it fucking hilarious]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only reason he thinks &amp;quot;all is well&amp;quot; is because Tzeentch thought he&#039;d have a bit fun with Draigo. He stuck Draigo into a matrix-esque dream world where everything goes his way and is just waiting for Draigo to climb as high as he can. This dream world will probably last until Draigo has crushed the Chaos gods themselves and all their armies beneath his feet and caused the God-Emperor himself to rise from the throne and suck him off!&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, at the &amp;quot;funniest&amp;quot; possible moment, right as his bolter is about to fire its payload (and we&#039;re not talking about the one on his wrist), Tzeentch will rip it all away from him, Draigo will wake up and see what has really become of him and weep tears of utter loss and despair! &amp;quot;[[Just as planned]]!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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While all that&#039;s happened, Draigo thought to himself: &amp;quot;I have no mouth, but I must scream&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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At least that&#039;s what the heretics want you to think. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Jelly thing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Kaldor Draigo, what really happened to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Admittedly, Draigo&#039;s fluff is pretty badass, but still canon-rape (no pun inten- wait, pun totally intended).&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; There is nothing awesome about someone who just goes around fucking everything up with zero challenge. It&#039;s like people who write stories about how their super awesome character killed the [[Lady_of_Pain|Lady of Pain]] or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Inquisitor&#039;s Note: While the above is no doubt the fevered ramblings of a mind crying out for the Emperor&#039;s peace there is a small measure of truth in it. Our [[canon|most blessed and sanctified scriptures]] tell us that Lord Draigo&#039;s victories in the warp are indeed empty ones, and that every daemon slain and fortress toppled shortly rights itself. This is his curse and only when, by the Emperor&#039;s blessing, he returns to the materium will he be able to enact any lasting defeats on the ruinous powers.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Historitor 165.82.108.238 remanded to custody for Inquisitorial review.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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++{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Thought for the Day: Many are the faces of the enemy, many are the hands of the enemy.&#039;&#039;}}++&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively you could also accept the less serious but popular fanon that Kaldor Draigo is actually traversing the Warp while high on drugs. His latent psychic abilities and drug-fueled insanity could technically allow him to shape his battles in the Warp to go in his favor. That or Draigo has almost [[Malcador]] levels of psychic abilities, the strain of which has caused him to go completely bat-shite insane, rendering the Warp into his own personal plaything to a certain extent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mat Ward Sez===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Lord Kaldor Draigo is a combat monster - there&#039;s no other way to describe him. He&#039;s lethal against non-daemonic foes, with plenty of Strength 5 force weapon attacks to lay a beat down. When faced with hated Daemons, his Titansword becomes Strength 10, ensuring a pretty one-sided fight in his favour. Even if his enemy survives, Draigo&#039;s storm shield is sure to keep him fighting. And on top of all of this, Draigo is a Grand Master, able to bestow extra abilities on his allies. Want your Dreadknight to capture objectives? Draigo can make that happen. Want a Scouting screen of Dreadnoughts? Draigo can make it happen. He&#039;s the best possible way to keep your opponent on his toes.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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In summary: HE [[/d/|MAKES IT HAPPEN]].&lt;br /&gt;
(So does [[Creed]] but unlike Draigo he does OP with [[awesome|Style]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
In lab tests conducted on /tg/, Kaldor Draigo loses to [[Abaddon]] the Despoiler [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo roughly 73.5% of the time]. But then again Abaddon is meant to be a high-cost, point-sink, cc-beatstick who doesn&#039;t have arms or do anything to boost his own army...&lt;br /&gt;
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===6th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Like Abaddon, Kaldor&#039;s amazing super awesome blade of Mary Sue has been reduced to AP3, but Abaddon was important enough to get FAQ&#039;d back to AP2! This means anything, ANYTHING, with 2+ save will survive combat with Draigo. Even a [[Tau|weaboo space communist]] wearing iridium armor. Or a Meganob. Or a Captain in artificer armor...if you ignore that Draigo&#039;s weapon has the Force special rule, which can cause Instant Death in compensation (which is fine and dandy until he gets challenged by a Phoenix Lord). AP3 admittedly is somewhat of a blow, but this is compensated for against more dangerous foes with its latent abilities and his own 3++ save.&lt;br /&gt;
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That or just charge a Chaos Lord in Terminator armour with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Bloodfeeder&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;THE MURDER SWORD&#039;&#039;&#039; or the Axe of Blind Fury. Naw, the Lord would have to fail a single save to get mindraped.&lt;br /&gt;
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===7th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
While Draigo&#039;s beloved Titansword got upped back to AP2, he himself became far more expensive as a tool, as he is now relegated to the Lords of War Slot -- where Superheavies live -- for a heaping 245 Points.  This means that he can&#039;t be accessed by himself, he needs someone else in the HQ slot to unlock him. Unless you&#039;re running unbound, the system used exclusively by [[This Guy]]&#039;s fluff games and [[That Guy]]&#039;s absolute cheesiness. Actually the former sounds kind awesome, to represent a battle where the GK&#039;s command structure has been slain but then Draigo pops out of the Warp with a nose full of warp dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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He still has his insane 2+/3++ save thanks to his Termie Armor and singular Storm Shield.  His Force blade is still S+3 with AP2 Master-Crafted, with the ability to re-roll to-wound against Daemons when he uses Force.  That said, Force is now deniable, thus you should expect that they will, and in force.  Aside from that, he has Banishment (which weakens Daemons&#039; invuls), Hammerhand (Upping him to an S9 murder machine), Gate of Infinity (For sudden Deep-Strikes anywhere), and Purge Soul (To make a sudden hit).  This solves one of the reason he was hated: the utter ability to roll whatever you wanted.  Without Biomancy or Telepathy, he&#039;s no longer invincible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a commander, he is now not very worthwhile, with the removal of Grand Strategy and his Warlord Trait now giving him Hatred (Daemons) and an easier time casting Banishment and...that&#039;s it.  He can no longer make Paladins troops either, so now you&#039;ve lost more reason to take them over a cheaper ML3 Librarian with both the Domina Liber Daemonica and a Warlord Trait to give him SIX FUCKING POWERS IN SANCTIC.  Quite frankly, he&#039;s only useful as the mother of all beatsticks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo&#039;s sword became S+4 AP-4, and does a flat 3 damage now in the place of Instant Death. Also, he gives himself and all Grey Knight units within 6&amp;quot; of him the ability to re-roll all misses in shooting and close combat. Additionally, his Bane of Evil aura grants Grey Knights within 6&amp;quot; to re-roll their damage rolls against Daemons in the fight phase (nice, considering all Nemesis Force weapons comes with D3 damage except the Daemonhammer).  He still has his 2+/3++ thanks to his Terminator Armour and Storm Shield. His warlord trait, Daemon Slayer, is still heavily situational at best (read: useless). Basically, he&#039;s now not totally useless if he&#039;s not in close combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Silver(ed) Knight==&lt;br /&gt;
The 6E Daemons Codex &#039;&#039;(and reprinted in the 8th edition codex)&#039;&#039; detailed the journey a &amp;quot;Knight of the Adeptus Astartes in silvered armor &amp;quot;whose will was as strong as silvered adamantium&amp;quot; braving the many circles of the Palace of Slaanesh, cutting down a few daemonettes and mortal thralls, only to kneel before the Prince of Pleasures himself, in the guise of a young, androgynous boy who cowed the Knight with absolute and righteous innocence. Too many people believe that it&#039;s Draigo because of their seething spite for the Ward, but a more rational mind could realize that the Grey Knights aren&#039;t the only people wearing silver armour.  There&#039;s still the [[Silver Skulls]], [[Doom Eagles]], and the [[Iron Snakes]], all who wear silver Power Armour and have more of a likelihood to be corrupted (Especially if you consider the presumed origins that the Skulls are actually loyalist Iron Warriors)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Alternate take:&#039;&#039;&#039; How many other Marines are actually running around the Warp, much less loyalist Marines? At the very least, even if it is Draigo it took the god himself to outright convert him with a touch of his &amp;quot;scepter&amp;quot; so someone at least got the idea of what it should take to cause a Grey Knight to just flip to the side of Chaos for no reason. That or maybe their geneseed makes them hot for traps. Either way it&#039;s not clear when this happened, so it could be in the future or an alternate timeline since the Warp doesn&#039;t care about your single direction flow of time. Assuming it&#039;s not some weird symbolic thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Placed in the hands of other authors==&lt;br /&gt;
C.Z. Dunn has recently taken a crack at Draigo in the novelization of the Pandorax Campaign. Here, Draigo is decidedly NOT a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mary Sue&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Gary Sue anymore, with &amp;quot;Supreme Grand Master&amp;quot; taken in the same context as [[Azrael]]. Dunn doesn&#039;t nerf Draigo, he still kicks a ton of daemon ass, but he doesn&#039;t go around soloing Bloodthirsters without backup or anything so asinine. Draigo is also shown to be moderately flawed as a character, [[Avitus|hot-headed and aggressive]] -- this is to contrast him with the stubborn and conservative Azrael (who takes until chapter 14 to get off his ass and fight smart, though when he finally does he actually fights &#039;&#039;really smart&#039;&#039; like a true Space Marine). He&#039;s also a [[Troll|top-tier dick]] who trolls Azrael about all the prisoners they&#039;ve been taking back to [[the Rock]] and makes several threats that he&#039;ll get the High Lords of Terra to investigate if the Dark Angels don&#039;t comply. (Haters gonna hate.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mortarion&#039;s Heart Audio Drama, also has him troll his bodyguard, and the Inquisition (in fact his first act as Supreme Grand Master is to tell the one bugging the Knights to go fuck himself).  Also we see just what got him the job; he was simply the only one with enough skill to even try to beat Mortarion, even Draigo admitted he was a horrible choice, but that didn&#039;t matter since he would most likely die anyway. And, when he does fight Mortarion he gets the shit beat out of him and the entire 1st Brotherhood killed by Mortarion&#039;s hand and only gains the advantage with Mortarion&#039;s true name which causes the Primarch to have the equivalent of a seizure and then uses Mortarion&#039;s antithesis name to banish him. &lt;br /&gt;
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This isn&#039;t too shocking as Draigo is a fairly new character and only has about two pages to himself within the codex compare to Dunn&#039;s few hundred.  Even a good writer would have trouble balancing both a good character AND a badass who leads an army of daemon killers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Plague of Madness===&lt;br /&gt;
The 7E Codex also takes steps to reduce the fucking cheese of Draigo by showing him as a competent commander before his banishment, and how he only became relevant because he was able to beat up M&#039;Kar, the Daemon Prince of Jobbers.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;The Plague of Madness&amp;quot; witten in 7Ed, Draigo has to bring out three whole brotherhoods of knights because some idiot [[Inquisitor]] tried to mess with a [[Lord of Change]] named &amp;quot;Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix&amp;quot; by binding it to her will and using his power for the good of the Imperium. Ganix was both amused and infuriated at the prospect of a mortal trying to outdick him, so when the Inquisitor summoned the daemon to bind it; Ganix had a [[Great Unclean One]] named Lurgon take his place. Because the wards meant to bind Ganix didn&#039;t work with another daemon; Lurgon possesed the Inquisitor and corrupt her posse to the cause of Nurgle. Things later spiraled into madness after Lurgon corrupted the system of Decimalus after the Inquisitor&#039;s drifting ship happened upon it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Draigo attempted to convince the Grey Knights to send a large force to apprehend both Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix and Lurgon, which after some political maneuvering, he managed to get.  After [[Arvann Stern]] secured an orbital fortress from some daemons, Draigo made it planetside and actually saved some Sisters of Battle from a death by daemon-nomming. After that, Draigo&#039;s band of merry men and the surviving Sisters attempted to break through a literal sea of daemons by running them over with Land Raiders and [[Rhino Transport|MEHTAL BAWKSES]], with the intent of taking the spire that housed Lurgon. Draigo&#039;s Raider however, got stuck after running over so many daemons and was eventually destroyed after a daemonblade ran through it. Thrown out of the tank, he attempted to solo an entire horde by himself and rescue his brothers still trapped inside the Land Raider. &lt;br /&gt;
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In a completely different way of portrayal; Draigo was actually pretty close to being overwhelmed. He was struck and held down by the legion of daemons around him and would have died if it wasn&#039;t for the surviving battle Sisters coming to his aid and gunning down the horde around him. And instead of something retarded like using the Sisters&#039; blood for protection or suddenly getting super strength and ripping his way towards the spire; he motioned a request for the sisters to buy them time while he and the survivors make a mad dash for the spire and end this insanity. The writer to this has already undone the idiocy of the [[Khornate Knights]], and did so while keeping everyone&#039;s dignity.  A step up amid a codex widely considered to be a step down crunchwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other counterpoints===&lt;br /&gt;
It has recently been posited that Draigo&#039;s ability to traverse the Warp and wreak havoc on the Ruinous Powers with relative ease is due not to Gary Sue bullshit powers, but to the nature of the Warp itself.  One of the only constants of the Warp is that it is shaped by the belief and emotion of sentient beings with psychic ability, however small.  Because of this, it is possible that a being with vast psychic ability and great faith (say, a Grey Knight &#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039; Grand Master) would be able to use his belief in himself and in the Emperor to [[Ork|shape the surrounding Empyrean to match this belief]] in a manner similar to daemons themselves.  It also explains why things go back to normal once he leaves, since he is no longer there to affect that portion of the Warp directly.  In other words, Draigo cuts a [[Bloody Path|bloody path]] through the Sea of Souls because he believes he can, and the Warp doesn&#039;t really want to dispute his claim.  If one asks why other powerful psykers can&#039;t do it, they can to a degree; see [[Tuska Daemon-Killa]].  As for Eldar, Slaanesh would nab them the moment they entered the Warp. Other human psykers don&#039;t tend to try to interact with the Warp too much but it is quite likely they&#039;d be able to some extent. Incidentally, this effectively makes Draigo a &#039;&#039;Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann&#039;&#039; character, and that is actually kind of awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, people never seem to think that his Aegis warded armour (Terminator armour, which I believe to contain a small Gellar Field, no less) is specifically designed to protect the wearer from the Warp, that and Grey Knight [[Interceptor Squad]]s go through the Warp on a regular basis, so Draigo should, in theory have no trouble traversing the Warp.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, as a number of people have pointed out, the Codex itself flat out states that nothing he&#039;s doing is having any lasting effect on the Chaos Gods. Plus, his first major appearance in a novel has him delivering an impressive verbal smackdown on [[Azrael]] regarding the [[Dark Angels]]&#039; obsession with making sure nobody discovers the truth about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Fallen Angels]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; UNRELATED TRATIORS WHO CERTAINLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DARK ANGELS. Which makes him slightly more human.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Warhammer Fantasy]]==&lt;br /&gt;
There has been a sighting of what might be Draigo in the Warhammer Fantasyverse - specifically, in the fluff book for the &#039;&#039;Khaine&#039;&#039; splat of [[The End Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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During Araloth&#039;s travels into the Realm of Chaos, to rescue [[Shallya]] from the mansion of [[Nurgle]], the final traveling companion he picks up is a knight, a &amp;quot;giant of a man&amp;quot; whose armor &amp;quot;gleams like silver&amp;quot; and whose &amp;quot;speech is strange&amp;quot; (why does Kaldor decide to help Eldar?). Upon reaching the mansion of Nurgle, the knight sacrifices himself so the rest of the party can enter, explaining he has &amp;quot;made something of a name for himself since his arrival in the benighted realm&amp;quot; and so he is sure to draw their attention. More notably, when he makes his sacrificial charge, it&#039;s mentioned that he sweeps out his hand and blue fire explodes amongst the daemon&#039;s ranks. It&#039;s also been mentioned that the Warp connects Fantasy and 40k.&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth mentioning that not only are Wood Elves the Spiritual Liege&#039;s favorite Fantasy faction, but this was one of the last things he wrote for Games Workshop before leaving the company. Take it as you will. &lt;br /&gt;
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That said, if this is Draigo, he is certainly not the all-powerful Gary Sue of other depictions; when Araloth finds him, he has been chained down in a glade in Nurgle&#039;s garden, at one point he gets ambushed by a [[Beast of Nurgle]] (when it &#039;&#039;jumps out of a tree and lands on him&#039;&#039;), and rather than defeating the daemons he distracts, Araloth leaves the mansion to find his broken body impaled upon a spear. Yes, he&#039;s still alive, and the mad scholar the Wood Elf is traveling with (who may in fact be Richter Kleiss, the writer of the Liber Chaotica) explains that the knight is &amp;quot;beyond the power of the daemons&amp;quot; and will &amp;quot;take his own revenge in due course&amp;quot;, but that is attributed to being &amp;quot;the way of things in the Realm of Chaos&amp;quot; rather than anything inherent to Draigo (if he is Draigo). &lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s worth noting that the description would also fit a Stormcast Eternal of the Hallowed Knights chapter from Age of Sigmar, which was under development at the time and is technically the same setting. Though, the Sigmarine couldn&#039;t fire blue lightning out of his hands, nor was he &amp;quot;invincible.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In another story, whilst in the warp, Draigo sees a &amp;quot;world ruled over by a self-styled God-king, where magic flows through the very wind.&amp;quot; He ultimately decides not to go there, thus proving himself far more intelligent than he has ever been given credit for.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FAIL|Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Matt Ward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598617 What Draigo&#039;s actually doing in the Warp]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom|The character draigo is basically copy pasted from]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Space Marines Chapter Masters]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Draigo.jpg|[[Warhammer 40,000 7th edition|We spoke too soon.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo2.jpg| well that just got weird...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raven.jpg|STEEL REIHN&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPE TRAIN.jpg|HE MAKES IT HAPPEN&lt;br /&gt;
File:Supreme_Grand_Troll.jpg|PROBLEM, DAEMONS?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samurai draigo.jpg|Foolish Grey Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dreadknight.jpg|U Mad, Dreadnoughtfags?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo codex2.jpg|Son of a bitch even gets his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hemakesithappen.png|Still a shitload better than a Primarch&lt;br /&gt;
File:DraigoDullSurprise.png|Draigo is a very emotive person.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2601:585:8301:76D0:B58A:5C95:F7AC:3340: /* Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch! */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:Kaldor Draigo vs M&#039;kar the Reborn.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Mary Sue HOOOOOOOOOO! From the looks of it, things are [[not as planned]] for the Lord of Change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|I&#039;m not locked in here with you, you&#039;re locked in here with me!|Kaldor Draigo thinks he is as badass as [[Angry Marines|Rorschach]] in Watchmen, [[skub|which is obviously, utterly false]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh fucking hell, where to &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with this poorly-written piece of work. &#039;&#039;&#039;Kaldor Draigo&#039;&#039;&#039; is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master &#039;&#039;(Don&#039;t forget the [[Azrael|Supreme]] part)&#039;&#039; One True Sue of the [[Grey Knights]] probably the greatest living loyalist in the 41st Millenium... and a ridiculously obnoxious thorn in the side of anyone who [[Dark Angels|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;is an enemy of the emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] isn&#039;t an obnoxious prepubescent BITCH. And the worst thing is that we can&#039;t get rid of the thorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Origins in the Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo first showed up from out of no-where in [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Skub|famous]] Grey Knights 5th Edition codex, previously there had been no mention of the character anywhere, but suddenly we were presented with this all new guy, with a list of deeds equivalent / greater than any of the established 40k heavies, including several [[Primarchs]], yet somehow completely and unbelievably infallible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a lowly Battle-Brother he banished the [[M&#039;kar|Daemon Prince M&#039;kar the Reborn]] and he has risen steadily through the ranks to become the &#039;&#039;&#039;SUPREME&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master Chosen of the most secretive Chapter of [[Space Marines]]. Yet ever since his other battle with [[M&#039;kar]], Draigo has been cursed to a life within the Warp, doomed to walk within the [[Chaos|Realm of Chaos]], [[Mary Sue|to remain pure when constantly assailed by Chaos]] and to show fortitude and personal strength  [[Mary Sue|that is beyond comprehensible measure]]. &#039;&#039;(In other words, he&#039;s got [[Plot armor]] of a scale equivalent to a 1++ unmodifiable save)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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But while Draigo lives, he will [[troll|prevail]], and one day, he will return.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch!===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long ago in a distant land, I, M&#039;kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Samurai Jack|Dammit, Matt Ward&#039;s ripping off stories better than his own again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, Samurai Jack &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[heresy|is not that good]], so Matt&#039;s version can hardly be worse&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;BURN IN HOLY FIRE BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC&#039;&#039;&#039;}} he could have ripped off, which makes Draigo [[Rage]] inducing to a new extreme.. Samurai Jack is an animated series that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;itself ripped off from Frank Miller&#039;s Rönin&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;NO QUARTER FOR THIS BLASPHEMY&#039;&#039;&#039;}}; Is like a less violent, samurai-sci-fi-fantasy-based version of [[Fist of the North Star]]. Though Matt Ward&#039;s fluff is still awful and unworthy of even sharing the same paragraph as &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;those three&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; anything at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory poses that Draigo is a copy-paste of Khal Drogo from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], whose only notable characteristic for most of the series was being literally undefeated forever. Khal Drogo got better later; Draigo didn&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Listings of Deeds===&lt;br /&gt;
Kaldor Draigo is famous for:&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince in his first combat action&lt;br /&gt;
*Banishing Daemon [[Primarch]] [[Mortarion]] back to the warp, somehow carving the name of the previous supreme grand master Geronitan (a fucking long name) into the heart of said Daemon Primarch &#039;&#039;without contracting space daemon AIDS in the process&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
**to put this insanity in perspective, try cursive writing with a Chainsaw (block letters are difficult in wood to begin with, let alone flesh) while in the middle of an industrial toxic waste dump &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;without any protection.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; wearing a punctured HAZMAT suit. Unless you have Plot Armor, then it&#039;s pretty sensible.&lt;br /&gt;
***Another idea would be to go and listen to the audio drama &amp;quot;Mortarion&#039;s heart&amp;quot;, this will resolve the issues that people have with this event.&lt;br /&gt;
*Single-handedly holding off a daemon horde for two days in real space&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince with a broken sword,&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing one of [[Khorne]]&#039;s strongest [[Bloodthirster]]s with little to no weaponry &lt;br /&gt;
*Taking said Bloodthirster&#039;s axe and reforging it into a sword for his own personal use WITH HIS MIND (you know, despite it being an obvious weapon of a Daemon and automatically a corrupting influence just to hold, let alone press your bare mind against(just don&#039;t tell this to Logan Grimnar, m&#039;kay?))&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaying 6 of Slaanesh&#039;s chosen Daemonettes (when setting one&#039;s gaze upon them is enough to instantly force submission from any mortal, no matter how strong-willed)&lt;br /&gt;
*Setting fire to Nurgle&#039;s garden (again, whilst somehow miraculously avoiding space daemon [[AIDS]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Walking into the City of Tzeentch and single-handedly smashing it to rubble, which, given that the City of Tzeentch comprises geometry which is literally impossible, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;(maybe he just smashes the impossible buildings into equally-impossible rubble?)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; {{BLAM|Who the fuck gave Matt Ward his editing privileges back?!}}&#039;&#039; and slaying countless daemons whilst being trapped in warpspace. He can also be summoned by chaos cultists unwittingly instead of a daemon, no sooner returning to the Warp than after slaying them all.&lt;br /&gt;
**To be a cunt, Great Boss [[Tuska Daemon-Killa|Tuska the Demon-killa]] did that to several different places with impossible geometry during his WAAAGH! into the warp... but then again, those are [[Orks]], for whom impossible shit forms the backbone of their war machinery, he had an army and artillery with him so they could&#039;ve [[Dakka|fired in all directions]], he had an army with him that took losses as they went and they eventually were defeated, in a sense &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:105%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DEFEETED? WE&#039;Z STUCK IN IN AN ENDLESS WAAAGH!!! WHERE U KAN COME BACK FO&#039; MOAR EVVRY TIME U GET ZOGGED! AN&#039; WE&#039;Z NEVAH RUN OUTTA ENEMIEZ! GREAT BOSS DEMONA-KILLA IZ DA BEST BOSS EVAH!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Additional Bullshit===&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone needed additional proof that Matt Ward is too busy wanking off at the thought of his own fluffing skills to actually pay any attention to what he&#039;s writing, just look at the chronology of Draigo&#039;s entry. He initially distinguishes himself in 799.M41 during his first encounter with M&#039;Kar, earning the rank of Justicar. The next confrontation with M&#039;Kar occurs &#039;Two hundred years to the day since Draigo&#039;s victory on Acralem&#039; (i.e. 999.M41). 999.M41; this is confirmed in the &#039;Deeds of Legend&#039; section of the Codex as well. Additionally, 999.M41 is &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; the point Draigo is dragged into the warp and begins his centuries-long rampage. Later on in the &#039;&#039;&#039;exact same fucking fluff entry,&#039;&#039;&#039; when he returns for the first time to the mortal plane, he has been &amp;quot;clearly long adrift in time, for he knew [those Grey Knights he encountered] not&amp;quot;. Y&#039;know, despite the fact &#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL|TIME FLOWS DIFFERENTLY IN THE WARP THAN IN REAL-SPACE.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Doubtless, as we all know, time passes differently in the Warp; Kaldor himself may have been experiencing years or centuries there, but time crawls linearly along for everyone in the Prime Material, and that therefore would have &#039;&#039;zero impact&#039;&#039; on the age and number of surviving, recognizable members of the Grey Knights whom he left behind. So, unless we&#039;re intended to assume that his entry is to be read as though in the future, i.e. sometime well after the END of the 41st Millennium, then Kaldor &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;I&#039;m-a-fucking-badass-who-can-survive-indefinitely-in-the-Warp&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; Draigo has really only been AWAY from the mortal plane for, at most, a few months. Giving Mr. Ward the benefit of the doubt (which seems completely unfair to readers with more than an iota of brain power), either Kaldor has been randomly deposited into points in the distant PAST, or we&#039;re intended to pretend all Grey Knight battles that include him are taking place in the distant FUTURE. Without one of these two assumptions, only two other alternatives remain: either Draigo has gone completely fucking senile/[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|has gone completely batshit fucking insane from Warp exposure]], or Draigo was too big a stuck-up, arrogant snob to ever learn the names or faces of those serving under him. This, of course, is if we want to give Matt Ward &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; credit at all. In other words, the above is a concrete example of &#039;&#039;&#039;BAD WRITING.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Seriously, what the fuck more do you want, GW? Who&#039;s he fluffing on your board of directors, that you&#039;ve retained such a piss-poor hack for so long? Are you on drugs? What kind of Slaaneshi death cult has been giving you drugs? Can I have some of your drugs so I can at least make sense of your goddamned incompetence?!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wut?===&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, the only explanation for the sheer levels of retardation and gratuitous [[Matt Ward|canon-rape]] Draigo represents is the simplest one: That Draigo is, in fact, defeated - Chaos cannot be beaten in its own realm of non-space because of the mere fact that chaotic beings are immortal, after all, and none of the above is true. (though psykers can &amp;quot;technically&amp;quot; kill chaos daemons for good in the warp, it requires an amount of psychic energy and willpower that&#039;s far beyond the norm)&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now, this very moment, (in the far future) Draigo is in fact a shredded pile of torn flesh and shattered bone after having his ass handed to him by the above Lord of Change and Bloodthirster, who proceeded to step in whilst the Lord kept him distracted - [[Just as planned]]. This pile of broken ex-marine is also gushing ooze and phlegm and pus as he was infected with every blight and pox Nurgle has to offer. This shredded, oozing pile....&#039;&#039;thing&#039;&#039;, is also being raped and violated in the most unspeakable and vile ways by the Daemonettes of Slaanesh.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so it shall continue, for all eternity. [[Troll|Because every single Chaos God finds it fucking hilarious]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only reason he thinks &amp;quot;all is well&amp;quot; is because Tzeentch thought he&#039;d have a bit fun with Draigo. He stuck Draigo into a matrix-esque dream world where everything goes his way and is just waiting for Draigo to climb as high as he can. This dream world will probably last until Draigo has crushed the Chaos gods themselves and all their armies beneath his feet and caused the God-Emperor himself to rise from the throne and suck him off!&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, at the &amp;quot;funniest&amp;quot; possible moment, right as his bolter is about to fire its payload (and we&#039;re not talking about the one on his wrist), Tzeentch will rip it all away from him, Draigo will wake up and see what has really become of him and weep tears of utter loss and despair! &amp;quot;[[Just as planned]]!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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While all that&#039;s happened, Draigo thought to himself: &amp;quot;I have no mouth, but I must scream&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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At least that&#039;s what the heretics want you to think. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Jelly thing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Kaldor Draigo, what really happened to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Admittedly, Draigo&#039;s fluff is pretty badass, but still canon-rape (no pun inten- wait, pun totally intended).&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; There is nothing awesome about someone who just goes around fucking everything up with zero challenge. It&#039;s like people who write stories about how their super awesome character killed the [[Lady_of_Pain|Lady of Pain]] or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Inquisitor&#039;s Note: While the above is no doubt the fevered ramblings of a mind crying out for the Emperor&#039;s peace there is a small measure of truth in it. Our [[canon|most blessed and sanctified scriptures]] tell us that Lord Draigo&#039;s victories in the warp are indeed empty ones, and that every daemon slain and fortress toppled shortly rights itself. This is his curse and only when, by the Emperor&#039;s blessing, he returns to the materium will he be able to enact any lasting defeats on the ruinous powers.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Historitor 165.82.108.238 remanded to custody for Inquisitorial review.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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++{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Thought for the Day: Many are the faces of the enemy, many are the hands of the enemy.&#039;&#039;}}++&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively you could also accept the less serious but popular fanon that Kaldor Draigo is actually traversing the Warp while high on drugs. His latent psychic abilities and drug-fueled insanity could technically allow him to shape his battles in the Warp to go in his favor. That or Draigo has almost [[Malcador]] levels of psychic abilities, the strain of which has caused him to go completely bat-shite insane, rendering the Warp into his own personal plaything to a certain extent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mat Ward Sez===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Lord Kaldor Draigo is a combat monster - there&#039;s no other way to describe him. He&#039;s lethal against non-daemonic foes, with plenty of Strength 5 force weapon attacks to lay a beat down. When faced with hated Daemons, his Titansword becomes Strength 10, ensuring a pretty one-sided fight in his favour. Even if his enemy survives, Draigo&#039;s storm shield is sure to keep him fighting. And on top of all of this, Draigo is a Grand Master, able to bestow extra abilities on his allies. Want your Dreadknight to capture objectives? Draigo can make that happen. Want a Scouting screen of Dreadnoughts? Draigo can make it happen. He&#039;s the best possible way to keep your opponent on his toes.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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In summary: HE [[/d/|MAKES IT HAPPEN]].&lt;br /&gt;
(So does [[Creed]] but unlike Draigo he does OP with [[awesome|Style]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
In lab tests conducted on /tg/, Kaldor Draigo loses to [[Abaddon]] the Despoiler [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo roughly 73.5% of the time]. But then again Abaddon is meant to be a high-cost, point-sink, cc-beatstick who doesn&#039;t have arms or do anything to boost his own army...&lt;br /&gt;
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===6th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Like Abaddon, Kaldor&#039;s amazing super awesome blade of Mary Sue has been reduced to AP3, but Abaddon was important enough to get FAQ&#039;d back to AP2! This means anything, ANYTHING, with 2+ save will survive combat with Draigo. Even a [[Tau|weaboo space communist]] wearing iridium armor. Or a Meganob. Or a Captain in artificer armor...if you ignore that Draigo&#039;s weapon has the Force special rule, which can cause Instant Death in compensation (which is fine and dandy until he gets challenged by a Phoenix Lord). AP3 admittedly is somewhat of a blow, but this is compensated for against more dangerous foes with its latent abilities and his own 3++ save.&lt;br /&gt;
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That or just charge a Chaos Lord in Terminator armour with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Bloodfeeder&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;THE MURDER SWORD&#039;&#039;&#039; or the Axe of Blind Fury. Naw, the Lord would have to fail a single save to get mindraped.&lt;br /&gt;
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===7th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
While Draigo&#039;s beloved Titansword got upped back to AP2, he himself became far more expensive as a tool, as he is now relegated to the Lords of War Slot -- where Superheavies live -- for a heaping 245 Points.  This means that he can&#039;t be accessed by himself, he needs someone else in the HQ slot to unlock him. Unless you&#039;re running unbound, the system used exclusively by [[This Guy]]&#039;s fluff games and [[That Guy]]&#039;s absolute cheesiness. Actually the former sounds kind awesome, to represent a battle where the GK&#039;s command structure has been slain but then Draigo pops out of the Warp with a nose full of warp dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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He still has his insane 2+/3++ save thanks to his Termie Armor and singular Storm Shield.  His Force blade is still S+3 with AP2 Master-Crafted, with the ability to re-roll to-wound against Daemons when he uses Force.  That said, Force is now deniable, thus you should expect that they will, and in force.  Aside from that, he has Banishment (which weakens Daemons&#039; invuls), Hammerhand (Upping him to an S9 murder machine), Gate of Infinity (For sudden Deep-Strikes anywhere), and Purge Soul (To make a sudden hit).  This solves one of the reason he was hated: the utter ability to roll whatever you wanted.  Without Biomancy or Telepathy, he&#039;s no longer invincible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a commander, he is now not very worthwhile, with the removal of Grand Strategy and his Warlord Trait now giving him Hatred (Daemons) and an easier time casting Banishment and...that&#039;s it.  He can no longer make Paladins troops either, so now you&#039;ve lost more reason to take them over a cheaper ML3 Librarian with both the Domina Liber Daemonica and a Warlord Trait to give him SIX FUCKING POWERS IN SANCTIC.  Quite frankly, he&#039;s only useful as the mother of all beatsticks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo&#039;s sword became S+4 AP-4, and does a flat 3 damage now in the place of Instant Death. Also, he gives himself and all Grey Knight units within 6&amp;quot; of him the ability to re-roll all misses in shooting and close combat. Additionally, his Bane of Evil aura grants Grey Knights within 6&amp;quot; to re-roll their damage rolls against Daemons in the fight phase (nice, considering all Nemesis Force weapons comes with D3 damage except the Daemonhammer).  He still has his 2+/3++ thanks to his Terminator Armour and Storm Shield. His warlord trait, Daemon Slayer, is still heavily situational at best (read: useless). Basically, he&#039;s now not totally useless if he&#039;s not in close combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Silver(ed) Knight==&lt;br /&gt;
The 6E Daemons Codex &#039;&#039;(and reprinted in the 8th edition codex)&#039;&#039; detailed the journey a &amp;quot;Knight of the Adeptus Astartes in silvered armor &amp;quot;whose will was as strong as silvered adamantium&amp;quot; braving the many circles of the Palace of Slaanesh, cutting down a few daemonettes and mortal thralls, only to kneel before the Prince of Pleasures himself, in the guise of a young, androgynous boy who cowed the Knight with absolute and righteous innocence. Too many people believe that it&#039;s Draigo because of their seething spite for the Ward, but a more rational mind could realize that the Grey Knights aren&#039;t the only people wearing silver armour.  There&#039;s still the [[Silver Skulls]], [[Doom Eagles]], and the [[Iron Snakes]], all who wear silver Power Armour and have more of a likelihood to be corrupted (Especially if you consider the presumed origins that the Skulls are actually loyalist Iron Warriors)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Alternate take:&#039;&#039;&#039; How many other Marines are actually running around the Warp, much less loyalist Marines? At the very least, even if it is Draigo it took the god himself to outright convert him with a touch of his &amp;quot;scepter&amp;quot; so someone at least got the idea of what it should take to cause a Grey Knight to just flip to the side of Chaos for no reason. That or maybe their geneseed makes them hot for traps. Either way it&#039;s not clear when this happened, so it could be in the future or an alternate timeline since the Warp doesn&#039;t care about your single direction flow of time. Assuming it&#039;s not some weird symbolic thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Placed in the hands of other authors==&lt;br /&gt;
C.Z. Dunn has recently taken a crack at Draigo in the novelization of the Pandorax Campaign. Here, Draigo is decidedly NOT a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mary Sue&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Gary Sue anymore, with &amp;quot;Supreme Grand Master&amp;quot; taken in the same context as [[Azrael]]. Dunn doesn&#039;t nerf Draigo, he still kicks a ton of daemon ass, but he doesn&#039;t go around soloing Bloodthirsters without backup or anything so asinine. Draigo is also shown to be moderately flawed as a character, [[Avitus|hot-headed and aggressive]] -- this is to contrast him with the stubborn and conservative Azrael (who takes until chapter 14 to get off his ass and fight smart, though when he finally does he actually fights &#039;&#039;really smart&#039;&#039; like a true Space Marine). He&#039;s also a [[Troll|top-tier dick]] who trolls Azrael about all the prisoners they&#039;ve been taking back to [[the Rock]] and makes several threats that he&#039;ll get the High Lords of Terra to investigate if the Dark Angels don&#039;t comply. (Haters gonna hate.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mortarion&#039;s Heart Audio Drama, also has him troll his bodyguard, and the Inquisition (in fact his first act as Supreme Grand Master is to tell the one bugging the Knights to go fuck himself).  Also we see just what got him the job; he was simply the only one with enough skill to even try to beat Mortarion, even Draigo admitted he was a horrible choice, but that didn&#039;t matter since he would most likely die anyway. And, when he does fight Mortarion he gets the shit beat out of him and the entire 1st Brotherhood killed by Mortarion&#039;s hand and only gains the advantage with Mortarion&#039;s true name which causes the Primarch to have the equivalent of a seizure and then uses Mortarion&#039;s antithesis name to banish him. &lt;br /&gt;
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This isn&#039;t too shocking as Draigo is a fairly new character and only has about two pages to himself within the codex compare to Dunn&#039;s few hundred.  Even a good writer would have trouble balancing both a good character AND a badass who leads an army of daemon killers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Plague of Madness===&lt;br /&gt;
The 7E Codex also takes steps to reduce the fucking cheese of Draigo by showing him as a competent commander before his banishment, and how he only became relevant because he was able to beat up M&#039;Kar, the Daemon Prince of Jobbers.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;The Plague of Madness&amp;quot; witten in 7Ed, Draigo has to bring out three whole brotherhoods of knights because some idiot [[Inquisitor]] tried to mess with a [[Lord of Change]] named &amp;quot;Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix&amp;quot; by binding it to her will and using his power for the good of the Imperium. Ganix was both amused and infuriated at the prospect of a mortal trying to outdick him, so when the Inquisitor summoned the daemon to bind it; Ganix had a [[Great Unclean One]] named Lurgon take his place. Because the wards meant to bind Ganix didn&#039;t work with another daemon; Lurgon possesed the Inquisitor and corrupt her posse to the cause of Nurgle. Things later spiraled into madness after Lurgon corrupted the system of Decimalus after the Inquisitor&#039;s drifting ship happened upon it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Draigo attempted to convince the Grey Knights to send a large force to apprehend both Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix and Lurgon, which after some political maneuvering, he managed to get.  After [[Arvann Stern]] secured an orbital fortress from some daemons, Draigo made it planetside and actually saved some Sisters of Battle from a death by daemon-nomming. After that, Draigo&#039;s band of merry men and the surviving Sisters attempted to break through a literal sea of daemons by running them over with Land Raiders and [[Rhino Transport|MEHTAL BAWKSES]], with the intent of taking the spire that housed Lurgon. Draigo&#039;s Raider however, got stuck after running over so many daemons and was eventually destroyed after a daemonblade ran through it. Thrown out of the tank, he attempted to solo an entire horde by himself and rescue his brothers still trapped inside the Land Raider. &lt;br /&gt;
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In a completely different way of portrayal; Draigo was actually pretty close to being overwhelmed. He was struck and held down by the legion of daemons around him and would have died if it wasn&#039;t for the surviving battle Sisters coming to his aid and gunning down the horde around him. And instead of something retarded like using the Sisters&#039; blood for protection or suddenly getting super strength and ripping his way towards the spire; he motioned a request for the sisters to buy them time while he and the survivors make a mad dash for the spire and end this insanity. The writer to this has already undone the idiocy of the [[Khornate Knights]], and did so while keeping everyone&#039;s dignity.  A step up amid a codex widely considered to be a step down crunchwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other counterpoints===&lt;br /&gt;
It has recently been posited that Draigo&#039;s ability to traverse the Warp and wreak havoc on the Ruinous Powers with relative ease is due not to Gary Sue bullshit powers, but to the nature of the Warp itself.  One of the only constants of the Warp is that it is shaped by the belief and emotion of sentient beings with psychic ability, however small.  Because of this, it is possible that a being with vast psychic ability and great faith (say, a Grey Knight &#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039; Grand Master) would be able to use his belief in himself and in the Emperor to [[Ork|shape the surrounding Empyrean to match this belief]] in a manner similar to daemons themselves.  It also explains why things go back to normal once he leaves, since he is no longer there to affect that portion of the Warp directly.  In other words, Draigo cuts a [[Bloody Path|bloody path]] through the Sea of Souls because he believes he can, and the Warp doesn&#039;t really want to dispute his claim.  If one asks why other powerful psykers can&#039;t do it, they can to a degree; see [[Tuska Daemon-Killa]].  As for Eldar, Slaanesh would nab them the moment they entered the Warp. Other human psykers don&#039;t tend to try to interact with the Warp too much but it is quite likely they&#039;d be able to some extent. Incidentally, this effectively makes Draigo a &#039;&#039;Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann&#039;&#039; character, and that is actually kind of awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, people never seem to think that his Aegis warded armour (Terminator armour, which I believe to contain a small Gellar Field, no less) is specifically designed to protect the wearer from the Warp, that and Grey Knight [[Interceptor Squad]]s go through the Warp on a regular basis, so Draigo should, in theory have no trouble traversing the Warp.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, as a number of people have pointed out, the Codex itself flat out states that nothing he&#039;s doing is having any lasting effect on the Chaos Gods. Plus, his first major appearance in a novel has him delivering an impressive verbal smackdown on [[Azrael]] regarding the [[Dark Angels]]&#039; obsession with making sure nobody discovers the truth about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Fallen Angels]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; UNRELATED TRATIORS WHO CERTAINLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DARK ANGELS. Which makes him slightly more human.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Warhammer Fantasy]]==&lt;br /&gt;
There has been a sighting of what might be Draigo in the Warhammer Fantasyverse - specifically, in the fluff book for the &#039;&#039;Khaine&#039;&#039; splat of [[The End Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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During Araloth&#039;s travels into the Realm of Chaos, to rescue [[Shallya]] from the mansion of [[Nurgle]], the final traveling companion he picks up is a knight, a &amp;quot;giant of a man&amp;quot; whose armor &amp;quot;gleams like silver&amp;quot; and whose &amp;quot;speech is strange&amp;quot; (why does Kaldor decide to help Eldar?). Upon reaching the mansion of Nurgle, the knight sacrifices himself so the rest of the party can enter, explaining he has &amp;quot;made something of a name for himself since his arrival in the benighted realm&amp;quot; and so he is sure to draw their attention. More notably, when he makes his sacrificial charge, it&#039;s mentioned that he sweeps out his hand and blue fire explodes amongst the daemon&#039;s ranks. It&#039;s also been mentioned that the Warp connects Fantasy and 40k.&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth mentioning that not only are Wood Elves the Spiritual Liege&#039;s favorite Fantasy faction, but this was one of the last things he wrote for Games Workshop before leaving the company. Take it as you will. &lt;br /&gt;
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That said, if this is Draigo, he is certainly not the all-powerful Gary Sue of other depictions; when Araloth finds him, he has been chained down in a glade in Nurgle&#039;s garden, at one point he gets ambushed by a [[Beast of Nurgle]] (when it &#039;&#039;jumps out of a tree and lands on him&#039;&#039;), and rather than defeating the daemons he distracts, Araloth leaves the mansion to find his broken body impaled upon a spear. Yes, he&#039;s still alive, and the mad scholar the Wood Elf is traveling with (who may in fact be Richter Kleiss, the writer of the Liber Chaotica) explains that the knight is &amp;quot;beyond the power of the daemons&amp;quot; and will &amp;quot;take his own revenge in due course&amp;quot;, but that is attributed to being &amp;quot;the way of things in the Realm of Chaos&amp;quot; rather than anything inherent to Draigo (if he is Draigo). &lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s worth noting that the description would also fit a Stormcast Eternal of the Hallowed Knights chapter from Age of Sigmar, which was under development at the time and is technically the same setting. Though, the Sigmarine couldn&#039;t fire blue lightning out of his hands, nor was he &amp;quot;invincible.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In another story, whilst in the warp, Draigo sees a &amp;quot;world ruled over by a self-styled God-king, where magic flows through the very wind.&amp;quot; He ultimately decides not to go there, thus proving himself far more intelligent than he has ever been given credit for.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FAIL|Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Matt Ward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598617 What Draigo&#039;s actually doing in the Warp]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom|The character draigo is basically copy pasted from]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Space Marines Chapter Masters]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Draigo.jpg|[[Warhammer 40,000 7th edition|We spoke too soon.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo2.jpg| well that just got weird...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raven.jpg|STEEL REIHN&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPE TRAIN.jpg|HE MAKES IT HAPPEN&lt;br /&gt;
File:Supreme_Grand_Troll.jpg|PROBLEM, DAEMONS?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samurai draigo.jpg|Foolish Grey Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dreadknight.jpg|U Mad, Dreadnoughtfags?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo codex2.jpg|Son of a bitch even gets his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hemakesithappen.png|Still a shitload better than a Primarch&lt;br /&gt;
File:DraigoDullSurprise.png|Draigo is a very emotive person.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2601:585:8301:76D0:B58A:5C95:F7AC:3340: /* Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch! */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:Kaldor Draigo vs M&#039;kar the Reborn.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Mary Sue HOOOOOOOOOO! From the looks of it, things are [[not as planned]] for the Lord of Change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|I&#039;m not locked in here with you, you&#039;re locked in here with me!|Kaldor Draigo thinks he is as badass as [[Angry Marines|Rorschach]] in Watchmen, [[skub|which is obviously, utterly false]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh fucking hell, where to &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with this poorly-written piece of work. &#039;&#039;&#039;Kaldor Draigo&#039;&#039;&#039; is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master &#039;&#039;(Don&#039;t forget the [[Azrael|Supreme]] part)&#039;&#039; One True Sue of the [[Grey Knights]] probably the greatest living loyalist in the 41st Millenium... and a ridiculously obnoxious thorn in the side of anyone who [[Dark Angels|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;is an enemy of the emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] isn&#039;t an obnoxious prepubescent BITCH. And the worst thing is that we can&#039;t get rid of the thorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Origins in the Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo first showed up from out of no-where in [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Skub|famous]] Grey Knights 5th Edition codex, previously there had been no mention of the character anywhere, but suddenly we were presented with this all new guy, with a list of deeds equivalent / greater than any of the established 40k heavies, including several [[Primarchs]], yet somehow completely and unbelievably infallible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a lowly Battle-Brother he banished the [[M&#039;kar|Daemon Prince M&#039;kar the Reborn]] and he has risen steadily through the ranks to become the &#039;&#039;&#039;SUPREME&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master Chosen of the most secretive Chapter of [[Space Marines]]. Yet ever since his other battle with [[M&#039;kar]], Draigo has been cursed to a life within the Warp, doomed to walk within the [[Chaos|Realm of Chaos]], [[Mary Sue|to remain pure when constantly assailed by Chaos]] and to show fortitude and personal strength  [[Mary Sue|that is beyond comprehensible measure]]. &#039;&#039;(In other words, he&#039;s got [[Plot armor]] of a scale equivalent to a 1++ unmodifiable save)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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But while Draigo lives, he will [[troll|prevail]], and one day, he will return.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch!===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long ago in a distant land, I, M&#039;kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Samurai Jack|Dammit, Matt Ward&#039;s ripping off stories better than his own again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, Samurai Jack &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[heresy|is not that good]], so Matt&#039;s version can hardly be worse&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;BURN IN HOLY FIRE BLASPHEMOUS SCUM&#039;&#039;&#039;}} he could have ripped off, which makes Draigo [[Rage]] inducing to a new extreme.. Samurai Jack is an animated series that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;itself ripped off from Frank Miller&#039;s Rönin&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;&#039;NO QUARTER FOR THIS BLASPHEMY&#039;&#039;&#039;}}; Is like a less violent, samurai-sci-fi-fantasy-based version of [[Fist of the North Star]]. Though Matt Ward&#039;s fluff is still awful and unworthy of even sharing the same paragraph as &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;those three&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; anything at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory poses that Draigo is a copy-paste of Khal Drogo from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], whose only notable characteristic for most of the series was being literally undefeated forever. Khal Drogo got better later; Draigo didn&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Listings of Deeds===&lt;br /&gt;
Kaldor Draigo is famous for:&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince in his first combat action&lt;br /&gt;
*Banishing Daemon [[Primarch]] [[Mortarion]] back to the warp, somehow carving the name of the previous supreme grand master Geronitan (a fucking long name) into the heart of said Daemon Primarch &#039;&#039;without contracting space daemon AIDS in the process&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
**to put this insanity in perspective, try cursive writing with a Chainsaw (block letters are difficult in wood to begin with, let alone flesh) while in the middle of an industrial toxic waste dump &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;without any protection.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; wearing a punctured HAZMAT suit. Unless you have Plot Armor, then it&#039;s pretty sensible.&lt;br /&gt;
***Another idea would be to go and listen to the audio drama &amp;quot;Mortarion&#039;s heart&amp;quot;, this will resolve the issues that people have with this event.&lt;br /&gt;
*Single-handedly holding off a daemon horde for two days in real space&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince with a broken sword,&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing one of [[Khorne]]&#039;s strongest [[Bloodthirster]]s with little to no weaponry &lt;br /&gt;
*Taking said Bloodthirster&#039;s axe and reforging it into a sword for his own personal use WITH HIS MIND (you know, despite it being an obvious weapon of a Daemon and automatically a corrupting influence just to hold, let alone press your bare mind against(just don&#039;t tell this to Logan Grimnar, m&#039;kay?))&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaying 6 of Slaanesh&#039;s chosen Daemonettes (when setting one&#039;s gaze upon them is enough to instantly force submission from any mortal, no matter how strong-willed)&lt;br /&gt;
*Setting fire to Nurgle&#039;s garden (again, whilst somehow miraculously avoiding space daemon [[AIDS]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Walking into the City of Tzeentch and single-handedly smashing it to rubble, which, given that the City of Tzeentch comprises geometry which is literally impossible, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;(maybe he just smashes the impossible buildings into equally-impossible rubble?)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; {{BLAM|Who the fuck gave Matt Ward his editing privileges back?!}}&#039;&#039; and slaying countless daemons whilst being trapped in warpspace. He can also be summoned by chaos cultists unwittingly instead of a daemon, no sooner returning to the Warp than after slaying them all.&lt;br /&gt;
**To be a cunt, Great Boss [[Tuska Daemon-Killa|Tuska the Demon-killa]] did that to several different places with impossible geometry during his WAAAGH! into the warp... but then again, those are [[Orks]], for whom impossible shit forms the backbone of their war machinery, he had an army and artillery with him so they could&#039;ve [[Dakka|fired in all directions]], he had an army with him that took losses as they went and they eventually were defeated, in a sense &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:105%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DEFEETED? WE&#039;Z STUCK IN IN AN ENDLESS WAAAGH!!! WHERE U KAN COME BACK FO&#039; MOAR EVVRY TIME U GET ZOGGED! AN&#039; WE&#039;Z NEVAH RUN OUTTA ENEMIEZ! GREAT BOSS DEMONA-KILLA IZ DA BEST BOSS EVAH!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Additional Bullshit===&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone needed additional proof that Matt Ward is too busy wanking off at the thought of his own fluffing skills to actually pay any attention to what he&#039;s writing, just look at the chronology of Draigo&#039;s entry. He initially distinguishes himself in 799.M41 during his first encounter with M&#039;Kar, earning the rank of Justicar. The next confrontation with M&#039;Kar occurs &#039;Two hundred years to the day since Draigo&#039;s victory on Acralem&#039; (i.e. 999.M41). 999.M41; this is confirmed in the &#039;Deeds of Legend&#039; section of the Codex as well. Additionally, 999.M41 is &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; the point Draigo is dragged into the warp and begins his centuries-long rampage. Later on in the &#039;&#039;&#039;exact same fucking fluff entry,&#039;&#039;&#039; when he returns for the first time to the mortal plane, he has been &amp;quot;clearly long adrift in time, for he knew [those Grey Knights he encountered] not&amp;quot;. Y&#039;know, despite the fact &#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL|TIME FLOWS DIFFERENTLY IN THE WARP THAN IN REAL-SPACE.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Doubtless, as we all know, time passes differently in the Warp; Kaldor himself may have been experiencing years or centuries there, but time crawls linearly along for everyone in the Prime Material, and that therefore would have &#039;&#039;zero impact&#039;&#039; on the age and number of surviving, recognizable members of the Grey Knights whom he left behind. So, unless we&#039;re intended to assume that his entry is to be read as though in the future, i.e. sometime well after the END of the 41st Millennium, then Kaldor &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;I&#039;m-a-fucking-badass-who-can-survive-indefinitely-in-the-Warp&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; Draigo has really only been AWAY from the mortal plane for, at most, a few months. Giving Mr. Ward the benefit of the doubt (which seems completely unfair to readers with more than an iota of brain power), either Kaldor has been randomly deposited into points in the distant PAST, or we&#039;re intended to pretend all Grey Knight battles that include him are taking place in the distant FUTURE. Without one of these two assumptions, only two other alternatives remain: either Draigo has gone completely fucking senile/[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|has gone completely batshit fucking insane from Warp exposure]], or Draigo was too big a stuck-up, arrogant snob to ever learn the names or faces of those serving under him. This, of course, is if we want to give Matt Ward &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; credit at all. In other words, the above is a concrete example of &#039;&#039;&#039;BAD WRITING.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Seriously, what the fuck more do you want, GW? Who&#039;s he fluffing on your board of directors, that you&#039;ve retained such a piss-poor hack for so long? Are you on drugs? What kind of Slaaneshi death cult has been giving you drugs? Can I have some of your drugs so I can at least make sense of your goddamned incompetence?!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wut?===&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, the only explanation for the sheer levels of retardation and gratuitous [[Matt Ward|canon-rape]] Draigo represents is the simplest one: That Draigo is, in fact, defeated - Chaos cannot be beaten in its own realm of non-space because of the mere fact that chaotic beings are immortal, after all, and none of the above is true. (though psykers can &amp;quot;technically&amp;quot; kill chaos daemons for good in the warp, it requires an amount of psychic energy and willpower that&#039;s far beyond the norm)&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now, this very moment, (in the far future) Draigo is in fact a shredded pile of torn flesh and shattered bone after having his ass handed to him by the above Lord of Change and Bloodthirster, who proceeded to step in whilst the Lord kept him distracted - [[Just as planned]]. This pile of broken ex-marine is also gushing ooze and phlegm and pus as he was infected with every blight and pox Nurgle has to offer. This shredded, oozing pile....&#039;&#039;thing&#039;&#039;, is also being raped and violated in the most unspeakable and vile ways by the Daemonettes of Slaanesh.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so it shall continue, for all eternity. [[Troll|Because every single Chaos God finds it fucking hilarious]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only reason he thinks &amp;quot;all is well&amp;quot; is because Tzeentch thought he&#039;d have a bit fun with Draigo. He stuck Draigo into a matrix-esque dream world where everything goes his way and is just waiting for Draigo to climb as high as he can. This dream world will probably last until Draigo has crushed the Chaos gods themselves and all their armies beneath his feet and caused the God-Emperor himself to rise from the throne and suck him off!&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, at the &amp;quot;funniest&amp;quot; possible moment, right as his bolter is about to fire its payload (and we&#039;re not talking about the one on his wrist), Tzeentch will rip it all away from him, Draigo will wake up and see what has really become of him and weep tears of utter loss and despair! &amp;quot;[[Just as planned]]!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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While all that&#039;s happened, Draigo thought to himself: &amp;quot;I have no mouth, but I must scream&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Jelly thing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Kaldor Draigo, what really happened to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Admittedly, Draigo&#039;s fluff is pretty badass, but still canon-rape (no pun inten- wait, pun totally intended).&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; There is nothing awesome about someone who just goes around fucking everything up with zero challenge. It&#039;s like people who write stories about how their super awesome character killed the [[Lady_of_Pain|Lady of Pain]] or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Inquisitor&#039;s Note: While the above is no doubt the fevered ramblings of a mind crying out for the Emperor&#039;s peace there is a small measure of truth in it. Our [[canon|most blessed and sanctified scriptures]] tell us that Lord Draigo&#039;s victories in the warp are indeed empty ones, and that every daemon slain and fortress toppled shortly rights itself. This is his curse and only when, by the Emperor&#039;s blessing, he returns to the materium will he be able to enact any lasting defeats on the ruinous powers.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Historitor 165.82.108.238 remanded to custody for Inquisitorial review.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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++{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Thought for the Day: Many are the faces of the enemy, many are the hands of the enemy.&#039;&#039;}}++&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively you could also accept the less serious but popular fanon that Kaldor Draigo is actually traversing the Warp while high on drugs. His latent psychic abilities and drug-fueled insanity could technically allow him to shape his battles in the Warp to go in his favor. That or Draigo has almost [[Malcador]] levels of psychic abilities, the strain of which has caused him to go completely bat-shite insane, rendering the Warp into his own personal plaything to a certain extent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mat Ward Sez===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Lord Kaldor Draigo is a combat monster - there&#039;s no other way to describe him. He&#039;s lethal against non-daemonic foes, with plenty of Strength 5 force weapon attacks to lay a beat down. When faced with hated Daemons, his Titansword becomes Strength 10, ensuring a pretty one-sided fight in his favour. Even if his enemy survives, Draigo&#039;s storm shield is sure to keep him fighting. And on top of all of this, Draigo is a Grand Master, able to bestow extra abilities on his allies. Want your Dreadknight to capture objectives? Draigo can make that happen. Want a Scouting screen of Dreadnoughts? Draigo can make it happen. He&#039;s the best possible way to keep your opponent on his toes.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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In summary: HE [[/d/|MAKES IT HAPPEN]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
In lab tests conducted on /tg/, Kaldor Draigo loses to [[Abaddon]] the Despoiler [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo roughly 73.5% of the time]. But then again Abaddon is meant to be a high-cost, point-sink, cc-beatstick who doesn&#039;t have arms or do anything to boost his own army...&lt;br /&gt;
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===6th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Like Abaddon, Kaldor&#039;s amazing super awesome blade of Mary Sue has been reduced to AP3, but Abaddon was important enough to get FAQ&#039;d back to AP2! This means anything, ANYTHING, with 2+ save will survive combat with Draigo. Even a [[Tau|weaboo space communist]] wearing iridium armor. Or a Meganob. Or a Captain in artificer armor...if you ignore that Draigo&#039;s weapon has the Force special rule, which can cause Instant Death in compensation (which is fine and dandy until he gets challenged by a Phoenix Lord). AP3 admittedly is somewhat of a blow, but this is compensated for against more dangerous foes with its latent abilities and his own 3++ save.&lt;br /&gt;
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That or just charge a Chaos Lord in Terminator armour with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Bloodfeeder&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;THE MURDER SWORD&#039;&#039;&#039; or the Axe of Blind Fury. Naw, the Lord would have to fail a single save to get mindraped.&lt;br /&gt;
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===7th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
While Draigo&#039;s beloved Titansword got upped back to AP2, he himself became far more expensive as a tool, as he is now relegated to the Lords of War Slot -- where Superheavies live -- for a heaping 245 Points.  This means that he can&#039;t be accessed by himself, he needs someone else in the HQ slot to unlock him. Unless you&#039;re running unbound, the system used exclusively by [[This Guy]]&#039;s fluff games and [[That Guy]]&#039;s absolute cheesiness. Actually the former sounds kind awesome, to represent a battle where the GK&#039;s command structure has been slain but then Draigo pops out of the Warp with a nose full of warp dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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He still has his insane 2+/3++ save thanks to his Termie Armor and singular Storm Shield.  His Force blade is still S+3 with AP2 Master-Crafted, with the ability to re-roll to-wound against Daemons when he uses Force.  That said, Force is now deniable, thus you should expect that they will, and in force.  Aside from that, he has Banishment (which weakens Daemons&#039; invuls), Hammerhand (Upping him to an S9 murder machine), Gate of Infinity (For sudden Deep-Strikes anywhere), and Purge Soul (To make a sudden hit).  This solves one of the reason he was hated: the utter ability to roll whatever you wanted.  Without Biomancy or Telepathy, he&#039;s no longer invincible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a commander, he is now not very worthwhile, with the removal of Grand Strategy and his Warlord Trait now giving him Hatred (Daemons) and an easier time casting Banishment and...that&#039;s it.  He can no longer make Paladins troops either, so now you&#039;ve lost more reason to take them over a cheaper ML3 Librarian with both the Domina Liber Daemonica and a Warlord Trait to give him SIX FUCKING POWERS IN SANCTIC.  Quite frankly, he&#039;s only useful as the mother of all beatsticks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo&#039;s sword became S+4 AP-4, and does a flat 3 damage now in the place of Instant Death. Also, he gives himself and all Grey Knight units within 6&amp;quot; of him the ability to re-roll all misses in shooting and close combat. Additionally, his Bane of Evil aura grants Grey Knights within 6&amp;quot; to re-roll their damage rolls against Daemons in the fight phase (nice, considering all Nemesis Force weapons comes with D3 damage except the Daemonhammer).  He still has his 2+/3++ thanks to his Terminator Armour and Storm Shield. His warlord trait, Daemon Slayer, is still heavily situational at best (read: useless). Basically, he&#039;s now not totally useless if he&#039;s not in close combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Silver(ed) Knight==&lt;br /&gt;
The 6E Daemons Codex &#039;&#039;(and reprinted in the 8th edition codex)&#039;&#039; detailed the journey a &amp;quot;Knight of the Adeptus Astartes in silvered armor &amp;quot;whose will was as strong as silvered adamantium&amp;quot; braving the many circles of the Palace of Slaanesh, cutting down a few daemonettes and mortal thralls, only to kneel before the Prince of Pleasures himself, in the guise of a young, androgynous boy who cowed the Knight with absolute and righteous innocence. Too many people believe that it&#039;s Draigo because of their seething spite for the Ward, but a more rational mind could realize that the Grey Knights aren&#039;t the only people wearing silver armour.  There&#039;s still the [[Silver Skulls]], [[Doom Eagles]], and the [[Iron Snakes]], all who wear silver Power Armour and have more of a likelihood to be corrupted (Especially if you consider the presumed origins that the Skulls are actually loyalist Iron Warriors)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Alternate take:&#039;&#039;&#039; How many other Marines are actually running around the Warp, much less loyalist Marines? At the very least, even if it is Draigo it took the god himself to outright convert him with a touch of his &amp;quot;scepter&amp;quot; so someone at least got the idea of what it should take to cause a Grey Knight to just flip to the side of Chaos for no reason. That or maybe their geneseed makes them hot for traps. Either way it&#039;s not clear when this happened, so it could be in the future or an alternate timeline since the Warp doesn&#039;t care about your single direction flow of time. Assuming it&#039;s not some weird symbolic thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Placed in the hands of other authors==&lt;br /&gt;
C.Z. Dunn has recently taken a crack at Draigo in the novelization of the Pandorax Campaign. Here, Draigo is decidedly NOT a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mary Sue&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Gary Sue anymore, with &amp;quot;Supreme Grand Master&amp;quot; taken in the same context as [[Azrael]]. Dunn doesn&#039;t nerf Draigo, he still kicks a ton of daemon ass, but he doesn&#039;t go around soloing Bloodthirsters without backup or anything so asinine. Draigo is also shown to be moderately flawed as a character, [[Avitus|hot-headed and aggressive]] -- this is to contrast him with the stubborn and conservative Azrael (who takes until chapter 14 to get off his ass and fight smart, though when he finally does he actually fights &#039;&#039;really smart&#039;&#039; like a true Space Marine). He&#039;s also a [[Troll|top-tier dick]] who trolls Azrael about all the prisoners they&#039;ve been taking back to [[the Rock]] and makes several threats that he&#039;ll get the High Lords of Terra to investigate if the Dark Angels don&#039;t comply. (Haters gonna hate.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mortarion&#039;s Heart Audio Drama, also has him troll his bodyguard, and the Inquisition (in fact his first act as Supreme Grand Master is to tell the one bugging the Knights to go fuck himself).  Also we see just what got him the job; he was simply the only one with enough skill to even try to beat Mortarion, even Draigo admitted he was a horrible choice, but that didn&#039;t matter since he would most likely die anyway. And, when he does fight Mortarion he gets the shit beat out of him and the entire 1st Brotherhood killed by Mortarion&#039;s hand and only gains the advantage with Mortarion&#039;s true name which causes the Primarch to have the equivalent of a seizure and then uses Mortarion&#039;s antithesis name to banish him. &lt;br /&gt;
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This isn&#039;t too shocking as Draigo is a fairly new character and only has about two pages to himself within the codex compare to Dunn&#039;s few hundred.  Even a good writer would have trouble balancing both a good character AND a badass who leads an army of daemon killers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Plague of Madness===&lt;br /&gt;
The 7E Codex also takes steps to reduce the fucking cheese of Draigo by showing him as a competent commander before his banishment, and how he only became relevant because he was able to beat up M&#039;Kar, the Daemon Prince of Jobbers.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;The Plague of Madness&amp;quot; witten in 7Ed, Draigo has to bring out three whole brotherhoods of knights because some idiot [[Inquisitor]] tried to mess with a [[Lord of Change]] named &amp;quot;Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix&amp;quot; by binding it to her will and using his power for the good of the Imperium. Ganix was both amused and infuriated at the prospect of a mortal trying to outdick him, so when the Inquisitor summoned the daemon to bind it; Ganix had a [[Great Unclean One]] named Lurgon take his place. Because the wards meant to bind Ganix didn&#039;t work with another daemon; Lurgon possesed the Inquisitor and corrupt her posse to the cause of Nurgle. Things later spiraled into madness after Lurgon corrupted the system of Decimalus after the Inquisitor&#039;s drifting ship happened upon it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Draigo attempted to convince the Grey Knights to send a large force to apprehend both Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix and Lurgon, which after some political maneuvering, he managed to get.  After [[Arvann Stern]] secured an orbital fortress from some daemons, Draigo made it planetside and actually saved some Sisters of Battle from a death by daemon-nomming. After that, Draigo&#039;s band of merry men and the surviving Sisters attempted to break through a literal sea of daemons by running them over with Land Raiders and [[Rhino Transport|MEHTAL BAWKSES]], with the intent of taking the spire that housed Lurgon. Draigo&#039;s Raider however, got stuck after running over so many daemons and was eventually destroyed after a daemonblade ran through it. Thrown out of the tank, he attempted to solo an entire horde by himself and rescue his brothers still trapped inside the Land Raider. &lt;br /&gt;
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In a completely different way of portrayal; Draigo was actually pretty close to being overwhelmed. He was struck and held down by the legion of daemons around him and would have died if it wasn&#039;t for the surviving battle Sisters coming to his aid and gunning down the horde around him. And instead of something retarded like using the Sisters&#039; blood for protection or suddenly getting super strength and ripping his way towards the spire; he motioned a request for the sisters to buy them time while he and the survivors make a mad dash for the spire and end this insanity. The writer to this has already undone the idiocy of the [[Khornate Knights]], and did so while keeping everyone&#039;s dignity.  A step up amid a codex widely considered to be a step down crunchwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other counterpoints===&lt;br /&gt;
It has recently been posited that Draigo&#039;s ability to traverse the Warp and wreak havoc on the Ruinous Powers with relative ease is due not to Gary Sue bullshit powers, but to the nature of the Warp itself.  One of the only constants of the Warp is that it is shaped by the belief and emotion of sentient beings with psychic ability, however small.  Because of this, it is possible that a being with vast psychic ability and great faith (say, a Grey Knight &#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039; Grand Master) would be able to use his belief in himself and in the Emperor to [[Ork|shape the surrounding Empyrean to match this belief]] in a manner similar to daemons themselves.  It also explains why things go back to normal once he leaves, since he is no longer there to affect that portion of the Warp directly.  In other words, Draigo cuts a [[Bloody Path|bloody path]] through the Sea of Souls because he believes he can, and the Warp doesn&#039;t really want to dispute his claim.  If one asks why other powerful psykers can&#039;t do it, they can to a degree; see [[Tuska Daemon-Killa]].  As for Eldar, Slaanesh would nab them the moment they entered the Warp. Other human psykers don&#039;t tend to try to interact with the Warp too much but it is quite likely they&#039;d be able to some extent. Incidentally, this effectively makes Draigo a &#039;&#039;Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann&#039;&#039; character, and that is actually kind of awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, people never seem to think that his Aegis warded armour (Terminator armour, which I believe to contain a small Gellar Field, no less) is specifically designed to protect the wearer from the Warp, that and Grey Knight [[Interceptor Squad]]s go through the Warp on a regular basis, so Draigo should, in theory have no trouble traversing the Warp.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, as a number of people have pointed out, the Codex itself flat out states that nothing he&#039;s doing is having any lasting effect on the Chaos Gods. Plus, his first major appearance in a novel has him delivering an impressive verbal smackdown on [[Azrael]] regarding the [[Dark Angels]]&#039; obsession with making sure nobody discovers the truth about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Fallen Angels]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; UNRELATED TRATIORS WHO CERTAINLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DARK ANGELS. Which makes him slightly more human.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Warhammer Fantasy]]==&lt;br /&gt;
There has been a sighting of what might be Draigo in the Warhammer Fantasyverse - specifically, in the fluff book for the &#039;&#039;Khaine&#039;&#039; splat of [[The End Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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During Araloth&#039;s travels into the Realm of Chaos, to rescue [[Shallya]] from the mansion of [[Nurgle]], the final traveling companion he picks up is a knight, a &amp;quot;giant of a man&amp;quot; whose armor &amp;quot;gleams like silver&amp;quot; and whose &amp;quot;speech is strange&amp;quot; (why does Kaldor decide to help Eldar?). Upon reaching the mansion of Nurgle, the knight sacrifices himself so the rest of the party can enter, explaining he has &amp;quot;made something of a name for himself since his arrival in the benighted realm&amp;quot; and so he is sure to draw their attention. More notably, when he makes his sacrificial charge, it&#039;s mentioned that he sweeps out his hand and blue fire explodes amongst the daemon&#039;s ranks. It&#039;s also been mentioned that the Warp connects Fantasy and 40k.&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth mentioning that not only are Wood Elves the Spiritual Liege&#039;s favorite Fantasy faction, but this was one of the last things he wrote for Games Workshop before leaving the company. Take it as you will. &lt;br /&gt;
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That said, if this is Draigo, he is certainly not the all-powerful Gary Sue of other depictions; when Araloth finds him, he has been chained down in a glade in Nurgle&#039;s garden, at one point he gets ambushed by a [[Beast of Nurgle]] (when it &#039;&#039;jumps out of a tree and lands on him&#039;&#039;), and rather than defeating the daemons he distracts, Araloth leaves the mansion to find his broken body impaled upon a spear. Yes, he&#039;s still alive, and the mad scholar the Wood Elf is traveling with (who may in fact be Richter Kleiss, the writer of the Liber Chaotica) explains that the knight is &amp;quot;beyond the power of the daemons&amp;quot; and will &amp;quot;take his own revenge in due course&amp;quot;, but that is attributed to being &amp;quot;the way of things in the Realm of Chaos&amp;quot; rather than anything inherent to Draigo (if he is Draigo). &lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s worth noting that the description would also fit a Stormcast Eternal of the Hallowed Knights chapter from Age of Sigmar, which was under development at the time and is technically the same setting. Though, the Sigmarine couldn&#039;t fire blue lightning out of his hands, nor was he &amp;quot;invincible.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In another story, whilst in the warp, Draigo sees a &amp;quot;world ruled over by a self-styled God-king, where magic flows through the very wind.&amp;quot; He ultimately decides not to go there, thus proving himself far more intelligent than he has ever been given credit for.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FAIL|Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Matt Ward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598617 What Draigo&#039;s actually doing in the Warp]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom|The character draigo is basically copy pasted from]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Draigo.jpg|[[Warhammer 40,000 7th edition|We spoke too soon.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo2.jpg| well that just got weird...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raven.jpg|STEEL REIHN&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPE TRAIN.jpg|HE MAKES IT HAPPEN&lt;br /&gt;
File:Supreme_Grand_Troll.jpg|PROBLEM, DAEMONS?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samurai draigo.jpg|Foolish Grey Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dreadknight.jpg|U Mad, Dreadnoughtfags?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo codex2.jpg|Son of a bitch even gets his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hemakesithappen.png|Still a shitload better than a Primarch&lt;br /&gt;
File:DraigoDullSurprise.png|Draigo is a very emotive person.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2601:585:8301:76D0:B58A:5C95:F7AC:3340: /* Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch! */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:Kaldor Draigo vs M&#039;kar the Reborn.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Mary Sue HOOOOOOOOOO! From the looks of it, things are [[not as planned]] for the Lord of Change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|I&#039;m not locked in here with you, you&#039;re locked in here with me!|Kaldor Draigo thinks he is as badass as [[Angry Marines|Rorschach]] in Watchmen, [[skub|which is obviously, utterly false]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh fucking hell, where to &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with this poorly-written piece of work. &#039;&#039;&#039;Kaldor Draigo&#039;&#039;&#039; is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master &#039;&#039;(Don&#039;t forget the [[Azrael|Supreme]] part)&#039;&#039; One True Sue of the [[Grey Knights]] probably the greatest living loyalist in the 41st Millenium... and a ridiculously obnoxious thorn in the side of anyone who [[Dark Angels|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;is an enemy of the emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] isn&#039;t an obnoxious prepubescent BITCH. And the worst thing is that we can&#039;t get rid of the thorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Origins in the Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo first showed up from out of no-where in [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Skub|famous]] Grey Knights 5th Edition codex, previously there had been no mention of the character anywhere, but suddenly we were presented with this all new guy, with a list of deeds equivalent / greater than any of the established 40k heavies, including several [[Primarchs]], yet somehow completely and unbelievably infallible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a lowly Battle-Brother he banished the [[M&#039;kar|Daemon Prince M&#039;kar the Reborn]] and he has risen steadily through the ranks to become the &#039;&#039;&#039;SUPREME&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master Chosen of the most secretive Chapter of [[Space Marines]]. Yet ever since his other battle with [[M&#039;kar]], Draigo has been cursed to a life within the Warp, doomed to walk within the [[Chaos|Realm of Chaos]], [[Mary Sue|to remain pure when constantly assailed by Chaos]] and to show fortitude and personal strength  [[Mary Sue|that is beyond comprehensible measure]]. &#039;&#039;(In other words, he&#039;s got [[Plot armor]] of a scale equivalent to a 1++ unmodifiable save)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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But while Draigo lives, he will [[troll|prevail]], and one day, he will return.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch!===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long ago in a distant land, I, M&#039;kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Samurai Jack|Dammit, Matt Ward&#039;s ripping off stories better than his own again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, Samurai Jack &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[heresy|is not that good]], so Matt&#039;s version can hardly be worse&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|BURN IN HOLY FIRE BLASPHEMOUS SCUM}} he could have ripped off, which makes Draigo [[Rage]] inducing to a new extreme.. Samurai Jack is an animated series that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;itself ripped off from Frank Miller&#039;s Rönin&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|NO QUARTER FOR THIS BLASPHEMY}}; Is like a less violent, samurai-sci-fi-fantasy-based version of [[Fist of the North Star]]. Though Matt Ward&#039;s fluff is still awful and unworthy of even sharing the same paragraph as &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;those three&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; anything at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory poses that Draigo is a copy-paste of Khal Drogo from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], whose only notable characteristic for most of the series was being literally undefeated forever. Khal Drogo got better later; Draigo didn&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Listings of Deeds===&lt;br /&gt;
Kaldor Draigo is famous for:&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince in his first combat action&lt;br /&gt;
*Banishing Daemon [[Primarch]] [[Mortarion]] back to the warp, somehow carving the name of the previous supreme grand master Geronitan (a fucking long name) into the heart of said Daemon Primarch &#039;&#039;without contracting space daemon AIDS in the process&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
**to put this insanity in perspective, try cursive writing with a Chainsaw (block letters are difficult in wood to begin with, let alone flesh) while in the middle of an industrial toxic waste dump &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;without any protection.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; wearing a punctured HAZMAT suit. Unless you have Plot Armor, then it&#039;s pretty sensible.&lt;br /&gt;
***Another idea would be to go and listen to the audio drama &amp;quot;Mortarion&#039;s heart&amp;quot;, this will resolve the issues that people have with this event.&lt;br /&gt;
*Single-handedly holding off a daemon horde for two days in real space&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince with a broken sword,&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing one of [[Khorne]]&#039;s strongest [[Bloodthirster]]s with little to no weaponry &lt;br /&gt;
*Taking said Bloodthirster&#039;s axe and reforging it into a sword for his own personal use WITH HIS MIND (you know, despite it being an obvious weapon of a Daemon and automatically a corrupting influence just to hold, let alone press your bare mind against(just don&#039;t tell this to Logan Grimnar, m&#039;kay?))&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaying 6 of Slaanesh&#039;s chosen Daemonettes (when setting one&#039;s gaze upon them is enough to instantly force submission from any mortal, no matter how strong-willed)&lt;br /&gt;
*Setting fire to Nurgle&#039;s garden (again, whilst somehow miraculously avoiding space daemon [[AIDS]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Walking into the City of Tzeentch and single-handedly smashing it to rubble, which, given that the City of Tzeentch comprises geometry which is literally impossible, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;(maybe he just smashes the impossible buildings into equally-impossible rubble?)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; {{BLAM|Who the fuck gave Matt Ward his editing privileges back?!}}&#039;&#039; and slaying countless daemons whilst being trapped in warpspace. He can also be summoned by chaos cultists unwittingly instead of a daemon, no sooner returning to the Warp than after slaying them all.&lt;br /&gt;
**To be a cunt, Great Boss [[Tuska Daemon-Killa|Tuska the Demon-killa]] did that to several different places with impossible geometry during his WAAAGH! into the warp... but then again, those are [[Orks]], for whom impossible shit forms the backbone of their war machinery, he had an army and artillery with him so they could&#039;ve [[Dakka|fired in all directions]], he had an army with him that took losses as they went and they eventually were defeated, in a sense &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:105%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DEFEETED? WE&#039;Z STUCK IN IN AN ENDLESS WAAAGH!!! WHERE U KAN COME BACK FO&#039; MOAR EVVRY TIME U GET ZOGGED! AN&#039; WE&#039;Z NEVAH RUN OUTTA ENEMIEZ! GREAT BOSS DEMONA-KILLA IZ DA BEST BOSS EVAH!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Additional Bullshit===&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone needed additional proof that Matt Ward is too busy wanking off at the thought of his own fluffing skills to actually pay any attention to what he&#039;s writing, just look at the chronology of Draigo&#039;s entry. He initially distinguishes himself in 799.M41 during his first encounter with M&#039;Kar, earning the rank of Justicar. The next confrontation with M&#039;Kar occurs &#039;Two hundred years to the day since Draigo&#039;s victory on Acralem&#039; (i.e. 999.M41). 999.M41; this is confirmed in the &#039;Deeds of Legend&#039; section of the Codex as well. Additionally, 999.M41 is &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; the point Draigo is dragged into the warp and begins his centuries-long rampage. Later on in the &#039;&#039;&#039;exact same fucking fluff entry,&#039;&#039;&#039; when he returns for the first time to the mortal plane, he has been &amp;quot;clearly long adrift in time, for he knew [those Grey Knights he encountered] not&amp;quot;. Y&#039;know, despite the fact &#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL|TIME FLOWS DIFFERENTLY IN THE WARP THAN IN REAL-SPACE.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Doubtless, as we all know, time passes differently in the Warp; Kaldor himself may have been experiencing years or centuries there, but time crawls linearly along for everyone in the Prime Material, and that therefore would have &#039;&#039;zero impact&#039;&#039; on the age and number of surviving, recognizable members of the Grey Knights whom he left behind. So, unless we&#039;re intended to assume that his entry is to be read as though in the future, i.e. sometime well after the END of the 41st Millennium, then Kaldor &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;I&#039;m-a-fucking-badass-who-can-survive-indefinitely-in-the-Warp&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; Draigo has really only been AWAY from the mortal plane for, at most, a few months. Giving Mr. Ward the benefit of the doubt (which seems completely unfair to readers with more than an iota of brain power), either Kaldor has been randomly deposited into points in the distant PAST, or we&#039;re intended to pretend all Grey Knight battles that include him are taking place in the distant FUTURE. Without one of these two assumptions, only two other alternatives remain: either Draigo has gone completely fucking senile/[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|has gone completely batshit fucking insane from Warp exposure]], or Draigo was too big a stuck-up, arrogant snob to ever learn the names or faces of those serving under him. This, of course, is if we want to give Matt Ward &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; credit at all. In other words, the above is a concrete example of &#039;&#039;&#039;BAD WRITING.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Seriously, what the fuck more do you want, GW? Who&#039;s he fluffing on your board of directors, that you&#039;ve retained such a piss-poor hack for so long? Are you on drugs? What kind of Slaaneshi death cult has been giving you drugs? Can I have some of your drugs so I can at least make sense of your goddamned incompetence?!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wut?===&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, the only explanation for the sheer levels of retardation and gratuitous [[Matt Ward|canon-rape]] Draigo represents is the simplest one: That Draigo is, in fact, defeated - Chaos cannot be beaten in its own realm of non-space because of the mere fact that chaotic beings are immortal, after all, and none of the above is true. (though psykers can &amp;quot;technically&amp;quot; kill chaos daemons for good in the warp, it requires an amount of psychic energy and willpower that&#039;s far beyond the norm)&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now, this very moment, (in the far future) Draigo is in fact a shredded pile of torn flesh and shattered bone after having his ass handed to him by the above Lord of Change and Bloodthirster, who proceeded to step in whilst the Lord kept him distracted - [[Just as planned]]. This pile of broken ex-marine is also gushing ooze and phlegm and pus as he was infected with every blight and pox Nurgle has to offer. This shredded, oozing pile....&#039;&#039;thing&#039;&#039;, is also being raped and violated in the most unspeakable and vile ways by the Daemonettes of Slaanesh.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so it shall continue, for all eternity. [[Troll|Because every single Chaos God finds it fucking hilarious]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only reason he thinks &amp;quot;all is well&amp;quot; is because Tzeentch thought he&#039;d have a bit fun with Draigo. He stuck Draigo into a matrix-esque dream world where everything goes his way and is just waiting for Draigo to climb as high as he can. This dream world will probably last until Draigo has crushed the Chaos gods themselves and all their armies beneath his feet and caused the God-Emperor himself to rise from the throne and suck him off!&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, at the &amp;quot;funniest&amp;quot; possible moment, right as his bolter is about to fire its payload (and we&#039;re not talking about the one on his wrist), Tzeentch will rip it all away from him, Draigo will wake up and see what has really become of him and weep tears of utter loss and despair! &amp;quot;[[Just as planned]]!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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While all that&#039;s happened, Draigo thought to himself: &amp;quot;I have no mouth, but I must scream&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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At least that&#039;s what the heretics want you to think. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Jelly thing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Kaldor Draigo, what really happened to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Admittedly, Draigo&#039;s fluff is pretty badass, but still canon-rape (no pun inten- wait, pun totally intended).&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; There is nothing awesome about someone who just goes around fucking everything up with zero challenge. It&#039;s like people who write stories about how their super awesome character killed the [[Lady_of_Pain|Lady of Pain]] or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Inquisitor&#039;s Note: While the above is no doubt the fevered ramblings of a mind crying out for the Emperor&#039;s peace there is a small measure of truth in it. Our [[canon|most blessed and sanctified scriptures]] tell us that Lord Draigo&#039;s victories in the warp are indeed empty ones, and that every daemon slain and fortress toppled shortly rights itself. This is his curse and only when, by the Emperor&#039;s blessing, he returns to the materium will he be able to enact any lasting defeats on the ruinous powers.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Historitor 165.82.108.238 remanded to custody for Inquisitorial review.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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++{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Thought for the Day: Many are the faces of the enemy, many are the hands of the enemy.&#039;&#039;}}++&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively you could also accept the less serious but popular fanon that Kaldor Draigo is actually traversing the Warp while high on drugs. His latent psychic abilities and drug-fueled insanity could technically allow him to shape his battles in the Warp to go in his favor. That or Draigo has almost [[Malcador]] levels of psychic abilities, the strain of which has caused him to go completely bat-shite insane, rendering the Warp into his own personal plaything to a certain extent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mat Ward Sez===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Lord Kaldor Draigo is a combat monster - there&#039;s no other way to describe him. He&#039;s lethal against non-daemonic foes, with plenty of Strength 5 force weapon attacks to lay a beat down. When faced with hated Daemons, his Titansword becomes Strength 10, ensuring a pretty one-sided fight in his favour. Even if his enemy survives, Draigo&#039;s storm shield is sure to keep him fighting. And on top of all of this, Draigo is a Grand Master, able to bestow extra abilities on his allies. Want your Dreadknight to capture objectives? Draigo can make that happen. Want a Scouting screen of Dreadnoughts? Draigo can make it happen. He&#039;s the best possible way to keep your opponent on his toes.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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In summary: HE [[/d/|MAKES IT HAPPEN]].&lt;br /&gt;
(So does [[Creed]] but unlike Draigo he does OP with [[awesome|Style]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
In lab tests conducted on /tg/, Kaldor Draigo loses to [[Abaddon]] the Despoiler [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo roughly 73.5% of the time]. But then again Abaddon is meant to be a high-cost, point-sink, cc-beatstick who doesn&#039;t have arms or do anything to boost his own army...&lt;br /&gt;
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===6th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Like Abaddon, Kaldor&#039;s amazing super awesome blade of Mary Sue has been reduced to AP3, but Abaddon was important enough to get FAQ&#039;d back to AP2! This means anything, ANYTHING, with 2+ save will survive combat with Draigo. Even a [[Tau|weaboo space communist]] wearing iridium armor. Or a Meganob. Or a Captain in artificer armor...if you ignore that Draigo&#039;s weapon has the Force special rule, which can cause Instant Death in compensation (which is fine and dandy until he gets challenged by a Phoenix Lord). AP3 admittedly is somewhat of a blow, but this is compensated for against more dangerous foes with its latent abilities and his own 3++ save.&lt;br /&gt;
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That or just charge a Chaos Lord in Terminator armour with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Bloodfeeder&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;THE MURDER SWORD&#039;&#039;&#039; or the Axe of Blind Fury. Naw, the Lord would have to fail a single save to get mindraped.&lt;br /&gt;
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===7th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
While Draigo&#039;s beloved Titansword got upped back to AP2, he himself became far more expensive as a tool, as he is now relegated to the Lords of War Slot -- where Superheavies live -- for a heaping 245 Points.  This means that he can&#039;t be accessed by himself, he needs someone else in the HQ slot to unlock him. Unless you&#039;re running unbound, the system used exclusively by [[This Guy]]&#039;s fluff games and [[That Guy]]&#039;s absolute cheesiness. Actually the former sounds kind awesome, to represent a battle where the GK&#039;s command structure has been slain but then Draigo pops out of the Warp with a nose full of warp dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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He still has his insane 2+/3++ save thanks to his Termie Armor and singular Storm Shield.  His Force blade is still S+3 with AP2 Master-Crafted, with the ability to re-roll to-wound against Daemons when he uses Force.  That said, Force is now deniable, thus you should expect that they will, and in force.  Aside from that, he has Banishment (which weakens Daemons&#039; invuls), Hammerhand (Upping him to an S9 murder machine), Gate of Infinity (For sudden Deep-Strikes anywhere), and Purge Soul (To make a sudden hit).  This solves one of the reason he was hated: the utter ability to roll whatever you wanted.  Without Biomancy or Telepathy, he&#039;s no longer invincible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a commander, he is now not very worthwhile, with the removal of Grand Strategy and his Warlord Trait now giving him Hatred (Daemons) and an easier time casting Banishment and...that&#039;s it.  He can no longer make Paladins troops either, so now you&#039;ve lost more reason to take them over a cheaper ML3 Librarian with both the Domina Liber Daemonica and a Warlord Trait to give him SIX FUCKING POWERS IN SANCTIC.  Quite frankly, he&#039;s only useful as the mother of all beatsticks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo&#039;s sword became S+4 AP-4, and does a flat 3 damage now in the place of Instant Death. Also, he gives himself and all Grey Knight units within 6&amp;quot; of him the ability to re-roll all misses in shooting and close combat. Additionally, his Bane of Evil aura grants Grey Knights within 6&amp;quot; to re-roll their damage rolls against Daemons in the fight phase (nice, considering all Nemesis Force weapons comes with D3 damage except the Daemonhammer).  He still has his 2+/3++ thanks to his Terminator Armour and Storm Shield. His warlord trait, Daemon Slayer, is still heavily situational at best (read: useless). Basically, he&#039;s now not totally useless if he&#039;s not in close combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Silver(ed) Knight==&lt;br /&gt;
The 6E Daemons Codex &#039;&#039;(and reprinted in the 8th edition codex)&#039;&#039; detailed the journey a &amp;quot;Knight of the Adeptus Astartes in silvered armor &amp;quot;whose will was as strong as silvered adamantium&amp;quot; braving the many circles of the Palace of Slaanesh, cutting down a few daemonettes and mortal thralls, only to kneel before the Prince of Pleasures himself, in the guise of a young, androgynous boy who cowed the Knight with absolute and righteous innocence. Too many people believe that it&#039;s Draigo because of their seething spite for the Ward, but a more rational mind could realize that the Grey Knights aren&#039;t the only people wearing silver armour.  There&#039;s still the [[Silver Skulls]], [[Doom Eagles]], and the [[Iron Snakes]], all who wear silver Power Armour and have more of a likelihood to be corrupted (Especially if you consider the presumed origins that the Skulls are actually loyalist Iron Warriors)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Alternate take:&#039;&#039;&#039; How many other Marines are actually running around the Warp, much less loyalist Marines? At the very least, even if it is Draigo it took the god himself to outright convert him with a touch of his &amp;quot;scepter&amp;quot; so someone at least got the idea of what it should take to cause a Grey Knight to just flip to the side of Chaos for no reason. That or maybe their geneseed makes them hot for traps. Either way it&#039;s not clear when this happened, so it could be in the future or an alternate timeline since the Warp doesn&#039;t care about your single direction flow of time. Assuming it&#039;s not some weird symbolic thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Placed in the hands of other authors==&lt;br /&gt;
C.Z. Dunn has recently taken a crack at Draigo in the novelization of the Pandorax Campaign. Here, Draigo is decidedly NOT a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mary Sue&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Gary Sue anymore, with &amp;quot;Supreme Grand Master&amp;quot; taken in the same context as [[Azrael]]. Dunn doesn&#039;t nerf Draigo, he still kicks a ton of daemon ass, but he doesn&#039;t go around soloing Bloodthirsters without backup or anything so asinine. Draigo is also shown to be moderately flawed as a character, [[Avitus|hot-headed and aggressive]] -- this is to contrast him with the stubborn and conservative Azrael (who takes until chapter 14 to get off his ass and fight smart, though when he finally does he actually fights &#039;&#039;really smart&#039;&#039; like a true Space Marine). He&#039;s also a [[Troll|top-tier dick]] who trolls Azrael about all the prisoners they&#039;ve been taking back to [[the Rock]] and makes several threats that he&#039;ll get the High Lords of Terra to investigate if the Dark Angels don&#039;t comply. (Haters gonna hate.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mortarion&#039;s Heart Audio Drama, also has him troll his bodyguard, and the Inquisition (in fact his first act as Supreme Grand Master is to tell the one bugging the Knights to go fuck himself).  Also we see just what got him the job; he was simply the only one with enough skill to even try to beat Mortarion, even Draigo admitted he was a horrible choice, but that didn&#039;t matter since he would most likely die anyway. And, when he does fight Mortarion he gets the shit beat out of him and the entire 1st Brotherhood killed by Mortarion&#039;s hand and only gains the advantage with Mortarion&#039;s true name which causes the Primarch to have the equivalent of a seizure and then uses Mortarion&#039;s antithesis name to banish him. &lt;br /&gt;
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This isn&#039;t too shocking as Draigo is a fairly new character and only has about two pages to himself within the codex compare to Dunn&#039;s few hundred.  Even a good writer would have trouble balancing both a good character AND a badass who leads an army of daemon killers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Plague of Madness===&lt;br /&gt;
The 7E Codex also takes steps to reduce the fucking cheese of Draigo by showing him as a competent commander before his banishment, and how he only became relevant because he was able to beat up M&#039;Kar, the Daemon Prince of Jobbers.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;The Plague of Madness&amp;quot; witten in 7Ed, Draigo has to bring out three whole brotherhoods of knights because some idiot [[Inquisitor]] tried to mess with a [[Lord of Change]] named &amp;quot;Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix&amp;quot; by binding it to her will and using his power for the good of the Imperium. Ganix was both amused and infuriated at the prospect of a mortal trying to outdick him, so when the Inquisitor summoned the daemon to bind it; Ganix had a [[Great Unclean One]] named Lurgon take his place. Because the wards meant to bind Ganix didn&#039;t work with another daemon; Lurgon possesed the Inquisitor and corrupt her posse to the cause of Nurgle. Things later spiraled into madness after Lurgon corrupted the system of Decimalus after the Inquisitor&#039;s drifting ship happened upon it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Draigo attempted to convince the Grey Knights to send a large force to apprehend both Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix and Lurgon, which after some political maneuvering, he managed to get.  After [[Arvann Stern]] secured an orbital fortress from some daemons, Draigo made it planetside and actually saved some Sisters of Battle from a death by daemon-nomming. After that, Draigo&#039;s band of merry men and the surviving Sisters attempted to break through a literal sea of daemons by running them over with Land Raiders and [[Rhino Transport|MEHTAL BAWKSES]], with the intent of taking the spire that housed Lurgon. Draigo&#039;s Raider however, got stuck after running over so many daemons and was eventually destroyed after a daemonblade ran through it. Thrown out of the tank, he attempted to solo an entire horde by himself and rescue his brothers still trapped inside the Land Raider. &lt;br /&gt;
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In a completely different way of portrayal; Draigo was actually pretty close to being overwhelmed. He was struck and held down by the legion of daemons around him and would have died if it wasn&#039;t for the surviving battle Sisters coming to his aid and gunning down the horde around him. And instead of something retarded like using the Sisters&#039; blood for protection or suddenly getting super strength and ripping his way towards the spire; he motioned a request for the sisters to buy them time while he and the survivors make a mad dash for the spire and end this insanity. The writer to this has already undone the idiocy of the [[Khornate Knights]], and did so while keeping everyone&#039;s dignity.  A step up amid a codex widely considered to be a step down crunchwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other counterpoints===&lt;br /&gt;
It has recently been posited that Draigo&#039;s ability to traverse the Warp and wreak havoc on the Ruinous Powers with relative ease is due not to Gary Sue bullshit powers, but to the nature of the Warp itself.  One of the only constants of the Warp is that it is shaped by the belief and emotion of sentient beings with psychic ability, however small.  Because of this, it is possible that a being with vast psychic ability and great faith (say, a Grey Knight &#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039; Grand Master) would be able to use his belief in himself and in the Emperor to [[Ork|shape the surrounding Empyrean to match this belief]] in a manner similar to daemons themselves.  It also explains why things go back to normal once he leaves, since he is no longer there to affect that portion of the Warp directly.  In other words, Draigo cuts a [[Bloody Path|bloody path]] through the Sea of Souls because he believes he can, and the Warp doesn&#039;t really want to dispute his claim.  If one asks why other powerful psykers can&#039;t do it, they can to a degree; see [[Tuska Daemon-Killa]].  As for Eldar, Slaanesh would nab them the moment they entered the Warp. Other human psykers don&#039;t tend to try to interact with the Warp too much but it is quite likely they&#039;d be able to some extent. Incidentally, this effectively makes Draigo a &#039;&#039;Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann&#039;&#039; character, and that is actually kind of awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, people never seem to think that his Aegis warded armour (Terminator armour, which I believe to contain a small Gellar Field, no less) is specifically designed to protect the wearer from the Warp, that and Grey Knight [[Interceptor Squad]]s go through the Warp on a regular basis, so Draigo should, in theory have no trouble traversing the Warp.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, as a number of people have pointed out, the Codex itself flat out states that nothing he&#039;s doing is having any lasting effect on the Chaos Gods. Plus, his first major appearance in a novel has him delivering an impressive verbal smackdown on [[Azrael]] regarding the [[Dark Angels]]&#039; obsession with making sure nobody discovers the truth about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Fallen Angels]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; UNRELATED TRATIORS WHO CERTAINLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DARK ANGELS. Which makes him slightly more human.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Warhammer Fantasy]]==&lt;br /&gt;
There has been a sighting of what might be Draigo in the Warhammer Fantasyverse - specifically, in the fluff book for the &#039;&#039;Khaine&#039;&#039; splat of [[The End Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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During Araloth&#039;s travels into the Realm of Chaos, to rescue [[Shallya]] from the mansion of [[Nurgle]], the final traveling companion he picks up is a knight, a &amp;quot;giant of a man&amp;quot; whose armor &amp;quot;gleams like silver&amp;quot; and whose &amp;quot;speech is strange&amp;quot; (why does Kaldor decide to help Eldar?). Upon reaching the mansion of Nurgle, the knight sacrifices himself so the rest of the party can enter, explaining he has &amp;quot;made something of a name for himself since his arrival in the benighted realm&amp;quot; and so he is sure to draw their attention. More notably, when he makes his sacrificial charge, it&#039;s mentioned that he sweeps out his hand and blue fire explodes amongst the daemon&#039;s ranks. It&#039;s also been mentioned that the Warp connects Fantasy and 40k.&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth mentioning that not only are Wood Elves the Spiritual Liege&#039;s favorite Fantasy faction, but this was one of the last things he wrote for Games Workshop before leaving the company. Take it as you will. &lt;br /&gt;
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That said, if this is Draigo, he is certainly not the all-powerful Gary Sue of other depictions; when Araloth finds him, he has been chained down in a glade in Nurgle&#039;s garden, at one point he gets ambushed by a [[Beast of Nurgle]] (when it &#039;&#039;jumps out of a tree and lands on him&#039;&#039;), and rather than defeating the daemons he distracts, Araloth leaves the mansion to find his broken body impaled upon a spear. Yes, he&#039;s still alive, and the mad scholar the Wood Elf is traveling with (who may in fact be Richter Kleiss, the writer of the Liber Chaotica) explains that the knight is &amp;quot;beyond the power of the daemons&amp;quot; and will &amp;quot;take his own revenge in due course&amp;quot;, but that is attributed to being &amp;quot;the way of things in the Realm of Chaos&amp;quot; rather than anything inherent to Draigo (if he is Draigo). &lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s worth noting that the description would also fit a Stormcast Eternal of the Hallowed Knights chapter from Age of Sigmar, which was under development at the time and is technically the same setting. Though, the Sigmarine couldn&#039;t fire blue lightning out of his hands, nor was he &amp;quot;invincible.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In another story, whilst in the warp, Draigo sees a &amp;quot;world ruled over by a self-styled God-king, where magic flows through the very wind.&amp;quot; He ultimately decides not to go there, thus proving himself far more intelligent than he has ever been given credit for.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FAIL|Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Matt Ward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598617 What Draigo&#039;s actually doing in the Warp]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom|The character draigo is basically copy pasted from]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Space Marines Chapter Masters]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Draigo.jpg|[[Warhammer 40,000 7th edition|We spoke too soon.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo2.jpg| well that just got weird...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raven.jpg|STEEL REIHN&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPE TRAIN.jpg|HE MAKES IT HAPPEN&lt;br /&gt;
File:Supreme_Grand_Troll.jpg|PROBLEM, DAEMONS?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samurai draigo.jpg|Foolish Grey Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dreadknight.jpg|U Mad, Dreadnoughtfags?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo codex2.jpg|Son of a bitch even gets his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hemakesithappen.png|Still a shitload better than a Primarch&lt;br /&gt;
File:DraigoDullSurprise.png|Draigo is a very emotive person.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2601:585:8301:76D0:B58A:5C95:F7AC:3340: /* Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch! */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:Kaldor Draigo vs M&#039;kar the Reborn.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Mary Sue HOOOOOOOOOO! From the looks of it, things are [[not as planned]] for the Lord of Change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|I&#039;m not locked in here with you, you&#039;re locked in here with me!|Kaldor Draigo thinks he is as badass as [[Angry Marines|Rorschach]] in Watchmen, [[skub|which is obviously, utterly false]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh fucking hell, where to &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with this poorly-written piece of work. &#039;&#039;&#039;Kaldor Draigo&#039;&#039;&#039; is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master &#039;&#039;(Don&#039;t forget the [[Azrael|Supreme]] part)&#039;&#039; One True Sue of the [[Grey Knights]] probably the greatest living loyalist in the 41st Millenium... and a ridiculously obnoxious thorn in the side of anyone who [[Dark Angels|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;is an enemy of the emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] isn&#039;t an obnoxious prepubescent BITCH. And the worst thing is that we can&#039;t get rid of the thorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Origins in the Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo first showed up from out of no-where in [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Skub|famous]] Grey Knights 5th Edition codex, previously there had been no mention of the character anywhere, but suddenly we were presented with this all new guy, with a list of deeds equivalent / greater than any of the established 40k heavies, including several [[Primarchs]], yet somehow completely and unbelievably infallible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a lowly Battle-Brother he banished the [[M&#039;kar|Daemon Prince M&#039;kar the Reborn]] and he has risen steadily through the ranks to become the &#039;&#039;&#039;SUPREME&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master Chosen of the most secretive Chapter of [[Space Marines]]. Yet ever since his other battle with [[M&#039;kar]], Draigo has been cursed to a life within the Warp, doomed to walk within the [[Chaos|Realm of Chaos]], [[Mary Sue|to remain pure when constantly assailed by Chaos]] and to show fortitude and personal strength  [[Mary Sue|that is beyond comprehensible measure]]. &#039;&#039;(In other words, he&#039;s got [[Plot armor]] of a scale equivalent to a 1++ unmodifiable save)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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But while Draigo lives, he will [[troll|prevail]], and one day, he will return.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch!===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long ago in a distant land, I, M&#039;kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Samurai Jack|Dammit, Matt Ward&#039;s ripping off stories better than his own again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, Samurai Jack &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[heresy|is not that good]], so Matt&#039;s version can hardly be worse&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|BURN IN HOLY FIRE BLASPHEMOUS SCUM}} he could have ripped off, which makes Draigo [[Rage]] inducing to a new extreme.. Samurai Jack is an animated series that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;itself ripped off from Frank Miller&#039;s Rönin&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|NO QUARTER FOR THIS BLASPHEMY}}; Is like a less violent, samurai-sci-fi-fantasy-based version of [[Fist of the North Star]]. Though Matt Ward&#039;s fluff is still awful and unworthy of even sharing the same paragraph as &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;those three&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; anything at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory poses that Draigo is a copy-paste of Khal Drogo from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], whose only notable characteristic for most of the series was being literally undefeated forever. Khal Drogo got better later; Draigo didn&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Listings of Deeds===&lt;br /&gt;
Kaldor Draigo is famous for:&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince in his first combat action&lt;br /&gt;
*Banishing Daemon [[Primarch]] [[Mortarion]] back to the warp, somehow carving the name of the previous supreme grand master Geronitan (a fucking long name) into the heart of said Daemon Primarch &#039;&#039;without contracting space daemon AIDS in the process&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
**to put this insanity in perspective, try cursive writing with a Chainsaw (block letters are difficult in wood to begin with, let alone flesh) while in the middle of an industrial toxic waste dump &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;without any protection.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; wearing a punctured HAZMAT suit. Unless you have Plot Armor, then it&#039;s pretty sensible.&lt;br /&gt;
***Another idea would be to go and listen to the audio drama &amp;quot;Mortarion&#039;s heart&amp;quot;, this will resolve the issues that people have with this event.&lt;br /&gt;
*Single-handedly holding off a daemon horde for two days in real space&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince with a broken sword,&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing one of [[Khorne]]&#039;s strongest [[Bloodthirster]]s with little to no weaponry &lt;br /&gt;
*Taking said Bloodthirster&#039;s axe and reforging it into a sword for his own personal use WITH HIS MIND (you know, despite it being an obvious weapon of a Daemon and automatically a corrupting influence just to hold, let alone press your bare mind against(just don&#039;t tell this to Logan Grimnar, m&#039;kay?))&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaying 6 of Slaanesh&#039;s chosen Daemonettes (when setting one&#039;s gaze upon them is enough to instantly force submission from any mortal, no matter how strong-willed)&lt;br /&gt;
*Setting fire to Nurgle&#039;s garden (again, whilst somehow miraculously avoiding space daemon [[AIDS]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Walking into the City of Tzeentch and single-handedly smashing it to rubble, which, given that the City of Tzeentch comprises geometry which is literally impossible, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;(maybe he just smashes the impossible buildings into equally-impossible rubble?)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; {{BLAM|Who the fuck gave Matt Ward his editing privileges back?!}}&#039;&#039; and slaying countless daemons whilst being trapped in warpspace. He can also be summoned by chaos cultists unwittingly instead of a daemon, no sooner returning to the Warp than after slaying them all.&lt;br /&gt;
**To be a cunt, Great Boss [[Tuska Daemon-Killa|Tuska the Demon-killa]] did that to several different places with impossible geometry during his WAAAGH! into the warp... but then again, those are [[Orks]], for whom impossible shit forms the backbone of their war machinery, he had an army and artillery with him so they could&#039;ve [[Dakka|fired in all directions]], he had an army with him that took losses as they went and they eventually were defeated, in a sense &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:105%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DEFEETED? WE&#039;Z STUCK IN IN AN ENDLESS WAAAGH!!! WHERE U KAN COME BACK FO&#039; MOAR EVVRY TIME U GET ZOGGED! AN&#039; WE&#039;Z NEVAH RUN OUTTA ENEMIEZ! GREAT BOSS DEMONA-KILLA IZ DA BEST BOSS EVAH!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Additional Bullshit===&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone needed additional proof that Matt Ward is too busy wanking off at the thought of his own fluffing skills to actually pay any attention to what he&#039;s writing, just look at the chronology of Draigo&#039;s entry. He initially distinguishes himself in 799.M41 during his first encounter with M&#039;Kar, earning the rank of Justicar. The next confrontation with M&#039;Kar occurs &#039;Two hundred years to the day since Draigo&#039;s victory on Acralem&#039; (i.e. 999.M41). 999.M41; this is confirmed in the &#039;Deeds of Legend&#039; section of the Codex as well. Additionally, 999.M41 is &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; the point Draigo is dragged into the warp and begins his centuries-long rampage. Later on in the &#039;&#039;&#039;exact same fucking fluff entry,&#039;&#039;&#039; when he returns for the first time to the mortal plane, he has been &amp;quot;clearly long adrift in time, for he knew [those Grey Knights he encountered] not&amp;quot;. Y&#039;know, despite the fact &#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL|TIME FLOWS DIFFERENTLY IN THE WARP THAN IN REAL-SPACE.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Doubtless, as we all know, time passes differently in the Warp; Kaldor himself may have been experiencing years or centuries there, but time crawls linearly along for everyone in the Prime Material, and that therefore would have &#039;&#039;zero impact&#039;&#039; on the age and number of surviving, recognizable members of the Grey Knights whom he left behind. So, unless we&#039;re intended to assume that his entry is to be read as though in the future, i.e. sometime well after the END of the 41st Millennium, then Kaldor &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;I&#039;m-a-fucking-badass-who-can-survive-indefinitely-in-the-Warp&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; Draigo has really only been AWAY from the mortal plane for, at most, a few months. Giving Mr. Ward the benefit of the doubt (which seems completely unfair to readers with more than an iota of brain power), either Kaldor has been randomly deposited into points in the distant PAST, or we&#039;re intended to pretend all Grey Knight battles that include him are taking place in the distant FUTURE. Without one of these two assumptions, only two other alternatives remain: either Draigo has gone completely fucking senile/[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|has gone completely batshit fucking insane from Warp exposure]], or Draigo was too big a stuck-up, arrogant snob to ever learn the names or faces of those serving under him. This, of course, is if we want to give Matt Ward &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; credit at all. In other words, the above is a concrete example of &#039;&#039;&#039;BAD WRITING.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Seriously, what the fuck more do you want, GW? Who&#039;s he fluffing on your board of directors, that you&#039;ve retained such a piss-poor hack for so long? Are you on drugs? What kind of Slaaneshi death cult has been giving you drugs? Can I have some of your drugs so I can at least make sense of your goddamned incompetence?!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wut?===&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, the only explanation for the sheer levels of retardation and gratuitous [[Matt Ward|canon-rape]] Draigo represents is the simplest one: That Draigo is, in fact, defeated - Chaos cannot be beaten in its own realm of non-space because of the mere fact that chaotic beings are immortal, after all, and none of the above is true. (though psykers can &amp;quot;technically&amp;quot; kill chaos daemons for good in the warp, it requires an amount of psychic energy and willpower that&#039;s far beyond the norm)&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now, this very moment, (in the far future) Draigo is in fact a shredded pile of torn flesh and shattered bone after having his ass handed to him by the above Lord of Change and Bloodthirster, who proceeded to step in whilst the Lord kept him distracted - [[Just as planned]]. This pile of broken ex-marine is also gushing ooze and phlegm and pus as he was infected with every blight and pox Nurgle has to offer. This shredded, oozing pile....&#039;&#039;thing&#039;&#039;, is also being raped and violated in the most unspeakable and vile ways by the Daemonettes of Slaanesh.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so it shall continue, for all eternity. [[Troll|Because every single Chaos God finds it fucking hilarious]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only reason he thinks &amp;quot;all is well&amp;quot; is because Tzeentch thought he&#039;d have a bit fun with Draigo. He stuck Draigo into a matrix-esque dream world where everything goes his way and is just waiting for Draigo to climb as high as he can. This dream world will probably last until Draigo has crushed the Chaos gods themselves and all their armies beneath his feet and caused the God-Emperor himself to rise from the throne and suck him off!&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, at the &amp;quot;funniest&amp;quot; possible moment, right as his bolter is about to fire its payload (and we&#039;re not talking about the one on his wrist), Tzeentch will rip it all away from him, Draigo will wake up and see what has really become of him and weep tears of utter loss and despair! &amp;quot;[[Just as planned]]!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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While all that&#039;s happened, Draigo thought to himself: &amp;quot;I have no mouth, but I must scream&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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At least that&#039;s what the heretics want you to think. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Jelly thing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Kaldor Draigo, what really happened to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Admittedly, Draigo&#039;s fluff is pretty badass, but still canon-rape (no pun inten- wait, pun totally intended).&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; There is nothing awesome about someone who just goes around fucking everything up with zero challenge. It&#039;s like people who write stories about how their super awesome character killed the [[Lady_of_Pain|Lady of Pain]] or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Inquisitor&#039;s Note: While the above is no doubt the fevered ramblings of a mind crying out for the Emperor&#039;s peace there is a small measure of truth in it. Our [[canon|most blessed and sanctified scriptures]] tell us that Lord Draigo&#039;s victories in the warp are indeed empty ones, and that every daemon slain and fortress toppled shortly rights itself. This is his curse and only when, by the Emperor&#039;s blessing, he returns to the materium will he be able to enact any lasting defeats on the ruinous powers.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Historitor 165.82.108.238 remanded to custody for Inquisitorial review.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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++{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Thought for the Day: Many are the faces of the enemy, many are the hands of the enemy.&#039;&#039;}}++&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively you could also accept the less serious but popular fanon that Kaldor Draigo is actually traversing the Warp while high on drugs. His latent psychic abilities and drug-fueled insanity could technically allow him to shape his battles in the Warp to go in his favor. That or Draigo has almost [[Malcador]] levels of psychic abilities, the strain of which has caused him to go completely bat-shite insane, rendering the Warp into his own personal plaything to a certain extent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mat Ward Sez===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Lord Kaldor Draigo is a combat monster - there&#039;s no other way to describe him. He&#039;s lethal against non-daemonic foes, with plenty of Strength 5 force weapon attacks to lay a beat down. When faced with hated Daemons, his Titansword becomes Strength 10, ensuring a pretty one-sided fight in his favour. Even if his enemy survives, Draigo&#039;s storm shield is sure to keep him fighting. And on top of all of this, Draigo is a Grand Master, able to bestow extra abilities on his allies. Want your Dreadknight to capture objectives? Draigo can make that happen. Want a Scouting screen of Dreadnoughts? Draigo can make it happen. He&#039;s the best possible way to keep your opponent on his toes.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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In summary: HE [[/d/|MAKES IT HAPPEN]].&lt;br /&gt;
(So does [[Creed]] but unlike Draigo he does OP with [[awesome|Style]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
In lab tests conducted on /tg/, Kaldor Draigo loses to [[Abaddon]] the Despoiler [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo roughly 73.5% of the time]. But then again Abaddon is meant to be a high-cost, point-sink, cc-beatstick who doesn&#039;t have arms or do anything to boost his own army...&lt;br /&gt;
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===6th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Like Abaddon, Kaldor&#039;s amazing super awesome blade of Mary Sue has been reduced to AP3, but Abaddon was important enough to get FAQ&#039;d back to AP2! This means anything, ANYTHING, with 2+ save will survive combat with Draigo. Even a [[Tau|weaboo space communist]] wearing iridium armor. Or a Meganob. Or a Captain in artificer armor...if you ignore that Draigo&#039;s weapon has the Force special rule, which can cause Instant Death in compensation (which is fine and dandy until he gets challenged by a Phoenix Lord). AP3 admittedly is somewhat of a blow, but this is compensated for against more dangerous foes with its latent abilities and his own 3++ save.&lt;br /&gt;
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That or just charge a Chaos Lord in Terminator armour with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Bloodfeeder&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;THE MURDER SWORD&#039;&#039;&#039; or the Axe of Blind Fury. Naw, the Lord would have to fail a single save to get mindraped.&lt;br /&gt;
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===7th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
While Draigo&#039;s beloved Titansword got upped back to AP2, he himself became far more expensive as a tool, as he is now relegated to the Lords of War Slot -- where Superheavies live -- for a heaping 245 Points.  This means that he can&#039;t be accessed by himself, he needs someone else in the HQ slot to unlock him. Unless you&#039;re running unbound, the system used exclusively by [[This Guy]]&#039;s fluff games and [[That Guy]]&#039;s absolute cheesiness. Actually the former sounds kind awesome, to represent a battle where the GK&#039;s command structure has been slain but then Draigo pops out of the Warp with a nose full of warp dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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He still has his insane 2+/3++ save thanks to his Termie Armor and singular Storm Shield.  His Force blade is still S+3 with AP2 Master-Crafted, with the ability to re-roll to-wound against Daemons when he uses Force.  That said, Force is now deniable, thus you should expect that they will, and in force.  Aside from that, he has Banishment (which weakens Daemons&#039; invuls), Hammerhand (Upping him to an S9 murder machine), Gate of Infinity (For sudden Deep-Strikes anywhere), and Purge Soul (To make a sudden hit).  This solves one of the reason he was hated: the utter ability to roll whatever you wanted.  Without Biomancy or Telepathy, he&#039;s no longer invincible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a commander, he is now not very worthwhile, with the removal of Grand Strategy and his Warlord Trait now giving him Hatred (Daemons) and an easier time casting Banishment and...that&#039;s it.  He can no longer make Paladins troops either, so now you&#039;ve lost more reason to take them over a cheaper ML3 Librarian with both the Domina Liber Daemonica and a Warlord Trait to give him SIX FUCKING POWERS IN SANCTIC.  Quite frankly, he&#039;s only useful as the mother of all beatsticks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo&#039;s sword became S+4 AP-4, and does a flat 3 damage now in the place of Instant Death. Also, he gives himself and all Grey Knight units within 6&amp;quot; of him the ability to re-roll all misses in shooting and close combat. Additionally, his Bane of Evil aura grants Grey Knights within 6&amp;quot; to re-roll their damage rolls against Daemons in the fight phase (nice, considering all Nemesis Force weapons comes with D3 damage except the Daemonhammer).  He still has his 2+/3++ thanks to his Terminator Armour and Storm Shield. His warlord trait, Daemon Slayer, is still heavily situational at best (read: useless). Basically, he&#039;s now not totally useless if he&#039;s not in close combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Silver(ed) Knight==&lt;br /&gt;
The 6E Daemons Codex &#039;&#039;(and reprinted in the 8th edition codex)&#039;&#039; detailed the journey a &amp;quot;Knight of the Adeptus Astartes in silvered armor &amp;quot;whose will was as strong as silvered adamantium&amp;quot; braving the many circles of the Palace of Slaanesh, cutting down a few daemonettes and mortal thralls, only to kneel before the Prince of Pleasures himself, in the guise of a young, androgynous boy who cowed the Knight with absolute and righteous innocence. Too many people believe that it&#039;s Draigo because of their seething spite for the Ward, but a more rational mind could realize that the Grey Knights aren&#039;t the only people wearing silver armour.  There&#039;s still the [[Silver Skulls]], [[Doom Eagles]], and the [[Iron Snakes]], all who wear silver Power Armour and have more of a likelihood to be corrupted (Especially if you consider the presumed origins that the Skulls are actually loyalist Iron Warriors)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Alternate take:&#039;&#039;&#039; How many other Marines are actually running around the Warp, much less loyalist Marines? At the very least, even if it is Draigo it took the god himself to outright convert him with a touch of his &amp;quot;scepter&amp;quot; so someone at least got the idea of what it should take to cause a Grey Knight to just flip to the side of Chaos for no reason. That or maybe their geneseed makes them hot for traps. Either way it&#039;s not clear when this happened, so it could be in the future or an alternate timeline since the Warp doesn&#039;t care about your single direction flow of time. Assuming it&#039;s not some weird symbolic thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Placed in the hands of other authors==&lt;br /&gt;
C.Z. Dunn has recently taken a crack at Draigo in the novelization of the Pandorax Campaign. Here, Draigo is decidedly NOT a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mary Sue&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Gary Sue anymore, with &amp;quot;Supreme Grand Master&amp;quot; taken in the same context as [[Azrael]]. Dunn doesn&#039;t nerf Draigo, he still kicks a ton of daemon ass, but he doesn&#039;t go around soloing Bloodthirsters without backup or anything so asinine. Draigo is also shown to be moderately flawed as a character, [[Avitus|hot-headed and aggressive]] -- this is to contrast him with the stubborn and conservative Azrael (who takes until chapter 14 to get off his ass and fight smart, though when he finally does he actually fights &#039;&#039;really smart&#039;&#039; like a true Space Marine). He&#039;s also a [[Troll|top-tier dick]] who trolls Azrael about all the prisoners they&#039;ve been taking back to [[the Rock]] and makes several threats that he&#039;ll get the High Lords of Terra to investigate if the Dark Angels don&#039;t comply. (Haters gonna hate.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mortarion&#039;s Heart Audio Drama, also has him troll his bodyguard, and the Inquisition (in fact his first act as Supreme Grand Master is to tell the one bugging the Knights to go fuck himself).  Also we see just what got him the job; he was simply the only one with enough skill to even try to beat Mortarion, even Draigo admitted he was a horrible choice, but that didn&#039;t matter since he would most likely die anyway. And, when he does fight Mortarion he gets the shit beat out of him and the entire 1st Brotherhood killed by Mortarion&#039;s hand and only gains the advantage with Mortarion&#039;s true name which causes the Primarch to have the equivalent of a seizure and then uses Mortarion&#039;s antithesis name to banish him. &lt;br /&gt;
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This isn&#039;t too shocking as Draigo is a fairly new character and only has about two pages to himself within the codex compare to Dunn&#039;s few hundred.  Even a good writer would have trouble balancing both a good character AND a badass who leads an army of daemon killers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Plague of Madness===&lt;br /&gt;
The 7E Codex also takes steps to reduce the fucking cheese of Draigo by showing him as a competent commander before his banishment, and how he only became relevant because he was able to beat up M&#039;Kar, the Daemon Prince of Jobbers.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;The Plague of Madness&amp;quot; witten in 7Ed, Draigo has to bring out three whole brotherhoods of knights because some idiot [[Inquisitor]] tried to mess with a [[Lord of Change]] named &amp;quot;Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix&amp;quot; by binding it to her will and using his power for the good of the Imperium. Ganix was both amused and infuriated at the prospect of a mortal trying to outdick him, so when the Inquisitor summoned the daemon to bind it; Ganix had a [[Great Unclean One]] named Lurgon take his place. Because the wards meant to bind Ganix didn&#039;t work with another daemon; Lurgon possesed the Inquisitor and corrupt her posse to the cause of Nurgle. Things later spiraled into madness after Lurgon corrupted the system of Decimalus after the Inquisitor&#039;s drifting ship happened upon it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Draigo attempted to convince the Grey Knights to send a large force to apprehend both Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix and Lurgon, which after some political maneuvering, he managed to get.  After [[Arvann Stern]] secured an orbital fortress from some daemons, Draigo made it planetside and actually saved some Sisters of Battle from a death by daemon-nomming. After that, Draigo&#039;s band of merry men and the surviving Sisters attempted to break through a literal sea of daemons by running them over with Land Raiders and [[Rhino Transport|MEHTAL BAWKSES]], with the intent of taking the spire that housed Lurgon. Draigo&#039;s Raider however, got stuck after running over so many daemons and was eventually destroyed after a daemonblade ran through it. Thrown out of the tank, he attempted to solo an entire horde by himself and rescue his brothers still trapped inside the Land Raider. &lt;br /&gt;
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In a completely different way of portrayal; Draigo was actually pretty close to being overwhelmed. He was struck and held down by the legion of daemons around him and would have died if it wasn&#039;t for the surviving battle Sisters coming to his aid and gunning down the horde around him. And instead of something retarded like using the Sisters&#039; blood for protection or suddenly getting super strength and ripping his way towards the spire; he motioned a request for the sisters to buy them time while he and the survivors make a mad dash for the spire and end this insanity. The writer to this has already undone the idiocy of the [[Khornate Knights]], and did so while keeping everyone&#039;s dignity.  A step up amid a codex widely considered to be a step down crunchwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other counterpoints===&lt;br /&gt;
It has recently been posited that Draigo&#039;s ability to traverse the Warp and wreak havoc on the Ruinous Powers with relative ease is due not to Gary Sue bullshit powers, but to the nature of the Warp itself.  One of the only constants of the Warp is that it is shaped by the belief and emotion of sentient beings with psychic ability, however small.  Because of this, it is possible that a being with vast psychic ability and great faith (say, a Grey Knight &#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039; Grand Master) would be able to use his belief in himself and in the Emperor to [[Ork|shape the surrounding Empyrean to match this belief]] in a manner similar to daemons themselves.  It also explains why things go back to normal once he leaves, since he is no longer there to affect that portion of the Warp directly.  In other words, Draigo cuts a [[Bloody Path|bloody path]] through the Sea of Souls because he believes he can, and the Warp doesn&#039;t really want to dispute his claim.  If one asks why other powerful psykers can&#039;t do it, they can to a degree; see [[Tuska Daemon-Killa]].  As for Eldar, Slaanesh would nab them the moment they entered the Warp. Other human psykers don&#039;t tend to try to interact with the Warp too much but it is quite likely they&#039;d be able to some extent. Incidentally, this effectively makes Draigo a &#039;&#039;Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann&#039;&#039; character, and that is actually kind of awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, people never seem to think that his Aegis warded armour (Terminator armour, which I believe to contain a small Gellar Field, no less) is specifically designed to protect the wearer from the Warp, that and Grey Knight [[Interceptor Squad]]s go through the Warp on a regular basis, so Draigo should, in theory have no trouble traversing the Warp.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, as a number of people have pointed out, the Codex itself flat out states that nothing he&#039;s doing is having any lasting effect on the Chaos Gods. Plus, his first major appearance in a novel has him delivering an impressive verbal smackdown on [[Azrael]] regarding the [[Dark Angels]]&#039; obsession with making sure nobody discovers the truth about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Fallen Angels]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; UNRELATED TRATIORS WHO CERTAINLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DARK ANGELS. Which makes him slightly more human.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Warhammer Fantasy]]==&lt;br /&gt;
There has been a sighting of what might be Draigo in the Warhammer Fantasyverse - specifically, in the fluff book for the &#039;&#039;Khaine&#039;&#039; splat of [[The End Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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During Araloth&#039;s travels into the Realm of Chaos, to rescue [[Shallya]] from the mansion of [[Nurgle]], the final traveling companion he picks up is a knight, a &amp;quot;giant of a man&amp;quot; whose armor &amp;quot;gleams like silver&amp;quot; and whose &amp;quot;speech is strange&amp;quot; (why does Kaldor decide to help Eldar?). Upon reaching the mansion of Nurgle, the knight sacrifices himself so the rest of the party can enter, explaining he has &amp;quot;made something of a name for himself since his arrival in the benighted realm&amp;quot; and so he is sure to draw their attention. More notably, when he makes his sacrificial charge, it&#039;s mentioned that he sweeps out his hand and blue fire explodes amongst the daemon&#039;s ranks. It&#039;s also been mentioned that the Warp connects Fantasy and 40k.&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth mentioning that not only are Wood Elves the Spiritual Liege&#039;s favorite Fantasy faction, but this was one of the last things he wrote for Games Workshop before leaving the company. Take it as you will. &lt;br /&gt;
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That said, if this is Draigo, he is certainly not the all-powerful Gary Sue of other depictions; when Araloth finds him, he has been chained down in a glade in Nurgle&#039;s garden, at one point he gets ambushed by a [[Beast of Nurgle]] (when it &#039;&#039;jumps out of a tree and lands on him&#039;&#039;), and rather than defeating the daemons he distracts, Araloth leaves the mansion to find his broken body impaled upon a spear. Yes, he&#039;s still alive, and the mad scholar the Wood Elf is traveling with (who may in fact be Richter Kleiss, the writer of the Liber Chaotica) explains that the knight is &amp;quot;beyond the power of the daemons&amp;quot; and will &amp;quot;take his own revenge in due course&amp;quot;, but that is attributed to being &amp;quot;the way of things in the Realm of Chaos&amp;quot; rather than anything inherent to Draigo (if he is Draigo). &lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s worth noting that the description would also fit a Stormcast Eternal of the Hallowed Knights chapter from Age of Sigmar, which was under development at the time and is technically the same setting. Though, the Sigmarine couldn&#039;t fire blue lightning out of his hands, nor was he &amp;quot;invincible.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In another story, whilst in the warp, Draigo sees a &amp;quot;world ruled over by a self-styled God-king, where magic flows through the very wind.&amp;quot; He ultimately decides not to go there, thus proving himself far more intelligent than he has ever been given credit for.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FAIL|Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Matt Ward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598617 What Draigo&#039;s actually doing in the Warp]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom|The character draigo is basically copy pasted from]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Draigo.jpg|[[Warhammer 40,000 7th edition|We spoke too soon.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo2.jpg| well that just got weird...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raven.jpg|STEEL REIHN&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPE TRAIN.jpg|HE MAKES IT HAPPEN&lt;br /&gt;
File:Supreme_Grand_Troll.jpg|PROBLEM, DAEMONS?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samurai draigo.jpg|Foolish Grey Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dreadknight.jpg|U Mad, Dreadnoughtfags?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo codex2.jpg|Son of a bitch even gets his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hemakesithappen.png|Still a shitload better than a Primarch&lt;br /&gt;
File:DraigoDullSurprise.png|Draigo is a very emotive person.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2601:585:8301:76D0:B58A:5C95:F7AC:3340: /* Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch! */&lt;/p&gt;
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[[File:Kaldor Draigo vs M&#039;kar the Reborn.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Mary Sue HOOOOOOOOOO! From the looks of it, things are [[not as planned]] for the Lord of Change.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|I&#039;m not locked in here with you, you&#039;re locked in here with me!|Kaldor Draigo thinks he is as badass as [[Angry Marines|Rorschach]] in Watchmen, [[skub|which is obviously, utterly false]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh fucking hell, where to &#039;&#039;start&#039;&#039; with this poorly-written piece of work. &#039;&#039;&#039;Kaldor Draigo&#039;&#039;&#039; is the &#039;&#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master &#039;&#039;(Don&#039;t forget the [[Azrael|Supreme]] part)&#039;&#039; One True Sue of the [[Grey Knights]] probably the greatest living loyalist in the 41st Millenium... and a ridiculously obnoxious thorn in the side of anyone who [[Dark Angels|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;is an enemy of the emperor&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] isn&#039;t an obnoxious prepubescent BITCH. And the worst thing is that we can&#039;t get rid of the thorn.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Origins in the Fluff==&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo first showed up from out of no-where in [[Matt Ward]]&#039;s [[Skub|famous]] Grey Knights 5th Edition codex, previously there had been no mention of the character anywhere, but suddenly we were presented with this all new guy, with a list of deeds equivalent / greater than any of the established 40k heavies, including several [[Primarchs]], yet somehow completely and unbelievably infallible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a lowly Battle-Brother he banished the [[M&#039;kar|Daemon Prince M&#039;kar the Reborn]] and he has risen steadily through the ranks to become the &#039;&#039;&#039;SUPREME&#039;&#039;&#039; Grand Master Chosen of the most secretive Chapter of [[Space Marines]]. Yet ever since his other battle with [[M&#039;kar]], Draigo has been cursed to a life within the Warp, doomed to walk within the [[Chaos|Realm of Chaos]], [[Mary Sue|to remain pure when constantly assailed by Chaos]] and to show fortitude and personal strength  [[Mary Sue|that is beyond comprehensible measure]]. &#039;&#039;(In other words, he&#039;s got [[Plot armor]] of a scale equivalent to a 1++ unmodifiable save)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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But while Draigo lives, he will [[troll|prevail]], and one day, he will return.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wait this sounds so familiar... Oh, son of a bitch!===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Long ago in a distant land, I, M&#039;kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Samurai Jack|Dammit, Matt Ward&#039;s ripping off stories better than his own again.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, Samurai Jack &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[heresy|is not that good]], so Matt&#039;s version can hardly be worse&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|BURN IN HOLY FIRE BLASPHEMOUS SCUM}} he could have ripped off, which makes Draigo [[Rage]] inducing to a new extreme.. Samurai Jack is an animated series that &amp;lt;S&amp;gt;itself ripped off from Frank Miller&#039;s Rönin&amp;lt;\s&amp;gt;{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM}}{{BLAM|NO QUARTER FOR THIS BLASPHEMY}}; Is like a less violent, samurai-sci-fi-fantasy-based version of [[Fist of the North Star]]. Though Matt Ward&#039;s fluff is still awful and unworthy of even sharing the same paragraph as &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;those three&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; anything at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another theory poses that Draigo is a copy-paste of Khal Drogo from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]], whose only notable characteristic for most of the series was being literally undefeated forever. Khal Drogo got better later; Draigo didn&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Listings of Deeds===&lt;br /&gt;
Kaldor Draigo is famous for:&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince in his first combat action&lt;br /&gt;
*Banishing Daemon [[Primarch]] [[Mortarion]] back to the warp, somehow carving the name of the previous supreme grand master Geronitan (a fucking long name) into the heart of said Daemon Primarch &#039;&#039;without contracting space daemon AIDS in the process&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
**to put this insanity in perspective, try cursive writing with a Chainsaw (block letters are difficult in wood to begin with, let alone flesh) while in the middle of an industrial toxic waste dump &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;without any protection.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; wearing a punctured HAZMAT suit. Unless you have Plot Armor, then it&#039;s pretty sensible.&lt;br /&gt;
***Another idea would be to go and listen to the audio drama &amp;quot;Mortarion&#039;s heart&amp;quot;, this will resolve the issues that people have with this event.&lt;br /&gt;
*Single-handedly holding off a daemon horde for two days in real space&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing a Daemon Prince with a broken sword,&lt;br /&gt;
*Killing one of [[Khorne]]&#039;s strongest [[Bloodthirster]]s with little to no weaponry &lt;br /&gt;
*Taking said Bloodthirster&#039;s axe and reforging it into a sword for his own personal use WITH HIS MIND (you know, despite it being an obvious weapon of a Daemon and automatically a corrupting influence just to hold, let alone press your bare mind against(just don&#039;t tell this to Logan Grimnar, m&#039;kay?))&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaying 6 of Slaanesh&#039;s chosen Daemonettes (when setting one&#039;s gaze upon them is enough to instantly force submission from any mortal, no matter how strong-willed)&lt;br /&gt;
*Setting fire to Nurgle&#039;s garden (again, whilst somehow miraculously avoiding space daemon [[AIDS]])&lt;br /&gt;
*Walking into the City of Tzeentch and single-handedly smashing it to rubble, which, given that the City of Tzeentch comprises geometry which is literally impossible, MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;(maybe he just smashes the impossible buildings into equally-impossible rubble?)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; {{BLAM|Who the fuck gave Matt Ward his editing privileges back?!}}&#039;&#039; and slaying countless daemons whilst being trapped in warpspace. He can also be summoned by chaos cultists unwittingly instead of a daemon, no sooner returning to the Warp than after slaying them all.&lt;br /&gt;
**To be a cunt, Great Boss [[Tuska Daemon-Killa|Tuska the Demon-killa]] did that to several different places with impossible geometry during his WAAAGH! into the warp... but then again, those are [[Orks]], for whom impossible shit forms the backbone of their war machinery, he had an army and artillery with him so they could&#039;ve [[Dakka|fired in all directions]], he had an army with him that took losses as they went and they eventually were defeated, in a sense &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:105%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DEFEETED? WE&#039;Z STUCK IN IN AN ENDLESS WAAAGH!!! WHERE U KAN COME BACK FO&#039; MOAR EVVRY TIME U GET ZOGGED! AN&#039; WE&#039;Z NEVAH RUN OUTTA ENEMIEZ! GREAT BOSS DEMONA-KILLA IZ DA BEST BOSS EVAH!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Additional Bullshit===&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone needed additional proof that Matt Ward is too busy wanking off at the thought of his own fluffing skills to actually pay any attention to what he&#039;s writing, just look at the chronology of Draigo&#039;s entry. He initially distinguishes himself in 799.M41 during his first encounter with M&#039;Kar, earning the rank of Justicar. The next confrontation with M&#039;Kar occurs &#039;Two hundred years to the day since Draigo&#039;s victory on Acralem&#039; (i.e. 999.M41). 999.M41; this is confirmed in the &#039;Deeds of Legend&#039; section of the Codex as well. Additionally, 999.M41 is &#039;&#039;also&#039;&#039; the point Draigo is dragged into the warp and begins his centuries-long rampage. Later on in the &#039;&#039;&#039;exact same fucking fluff entry,&#039;&#039;&#039; when he returns for the first time to the mortal plane, he has been &amp;quot;clearly long adrift in time, for he knew [those Grey Knights he encountered] not&amp;quot;. Y&#039;know, despite the fact &#039;&#039;&#039;[[FAIL|TIME FLOWS DIFFERENTLY IN THE WARP THAN IN REAL-SPACE.]]&#039;&#039;&#039; Doubtless, as we all know, time passes differently in the Warp; Kaldor himself may have been experiencing years or centuries there, but time crawls linearly along for everyone in the Prime Material, and that therefore would have &#039;&#039;zero impact&#039;&#039; on the age and number of surviving, recognizable members of the Grey Knights whom he left behind. So, unless we&#039;re intended to assume that his entry is to be read as though in the future, i.e. sometime well after the END of the 41st Millennium, then Kaldor &amp;quot;&#039;&#039;I&#039;m-a-fucking-badass-who-can-survive-indefinitely-in-the-Warp&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; Draigo has really only been AWAY from the mortal plane for, at most, a few months. Giving Mr. Ward the benefit of the doubt (which seems completely unfair to readers with more than an iota of brain power), either Kaldor has been randomly deposited into points in the distant PAST, or we&#039;re intended to pretend all Grey Knight battles that include him are taking place in the distant FUTURE. Without one of these two assumptions, only two other alternatives remain: either Draigo has gone completely fucking senile/[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|has gone completely batshit fucking insane from Warp exposure]], or Draigo was too big a stuck-up, arrogant snob to ever learn the names or faces of those serving under him. This, of course, is if we want to give Matt Ward &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; credit at all. In other words, the above is a concrete example of &#039;&#039;&#039;BAD WRITING.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Seriously, what the fuck more do you want, GW? Who&#039;s he fluffing on your board of directors, that you&#039;ve retained such a piss-poor hack for so long? Are you on drugs? What kind of Slaaneshi death cult has been giving you drugs? Can I have some of your drugs so I can at least make sense of your goddamned incompetence?!&lt;br /&gt;
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===Wut?===&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, the only explanation for the sheer levels of retardation and gratuitous [[Matt Ward|canon-rape]] Draigo represents is the simplest one: That Draigo is, in fact, defeated - Chaos cannot be beaten in its own realm of non-space because of the mere fact that chaotic beings are immortal, after all, and none of the above is true. (though psykers can &amp;quot;technically&amp;quot; kill chaos daemons for good in the warp, it requires an amount of psychic energy and willpower that&#039;s far beyond the norm)&lt;br /&gt;
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Right now, this very moment, (in the far future) Draigo is in fact a shredded pile of torn flesh and shattered bone after having his ass handed to him by the above Lord of Change and Bloodthirster, who proceeded to step in whilst the Lord kept him distracted - [[Just as planned]]. This pile of broken ex-marine is also gushing ooze and phlegm and pus as he was infected with every blight and pox Nurgle has to offer. This shredded, oozing pile....&#039;&#039;thing&#039;&#039;, is also being raped and violated in the most unspeakable and vile ways by the Daemonettes of Slaanesh.&lt;br /&gt;
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And so it shall continue, for all eternity. [[Troll|Because every single Chaos God finds it fucking hilarious]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The only reason he thinks &amp;quot;all is well&amp;quot; is because Tzeentch thought he&#039;d have a bit fun with Draigo. He stuck Draigo into a matrix-esque dream world where everything goes his way and is just waiting for Draigo to climb as high as he can. This dream world will probably last until Draigo has crushed the Chaos gods themselves and all their armies beneath his feet and caused the God-Emperor himself to rise from the throne and suck him off!&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, at the &amp;quot;funniest&amp;quot; possible moment, right as his bolter is about to fire its payload (and we&#039;re not talking about the one on his wrist), Tzeentch will rip it all away from him, Draigo will wake up and see what has really become of him and weep tears of utter loss and despair! &amp;quot;[[Just as planned]]!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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While all that&#039;s happened, Draigo thought to himself: &amp;quot;I have no mouth, but I must scream&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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At least that&#039;s what the heretics want you to think. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Jelly thing.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Kaldor Draigo, what really happened to him.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Admittedly, Draigo&#039;s fluff is pretty badass, but still canon-rape (no pun inten- wait, pun totally intended).&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; There is nothing awesome about someone who just goes around fucking everything up with zero challenge. It&#039;s like people who write stories about how their super awesome character killed the [[Lady_of_Pain|Lady of Pain]] or something.&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Inquisitor&#039;s Note: While the above is no doubt the fevered ramblings of a mind crying out for the Emperor&#039;s peace there is a small measure of truth in it. Our [[canon|most blessed and sanctified scriptures]] tell us that Lord Draigo&#039;s victories in the warp are indeed empty ones, and that every daemon slain and fortress toppled shortly rights itself. This is his curse and only when, by the Emperor&#039;s blessing, he returns to the materium will he be able to enact any lasting defeats on the ruinous powers.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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//{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Historitor 165.82.108.238 remanded to custody for Inquisitorial review.}}//&lt;br /&gt;
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++{{BLAM|&#039;&#039;Thought for the Day: Many are the faces of the enemy, many are the hands of the enemy.&#039;&#039;}}++&lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively you could also accept the less serious but popular fanon that Kaldor Draigo is actually traversing the Warp while high on drugs. His latent psychic abilities and drug-fueled insanity could technically allow him to shape his battles in the Warp to go in his favor. That or Draigo has almost [[Malcador]] levels of psychic abilities, the strain of which has caused him to go completely bat-shite insane, rendering the Warp into his own personal plaything to a certain extent.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Mat Ward Sez===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Lord Kaldor Draigo is a combat monster - there&#039;s no other way to describe him. He&#039;s lethal against non-daemonic foes, with plenty of Strength 5 force weapon attacks to lay a beat down. When faced with hated Daemons, his Titansword becomes Strength 10, ensuring a pretty one-sided fight in his favour. Even if his enemy survives, Draigo&#039;s storm shield is sure to keep him fighting. And on top of all of this, Draigo is a Grand Master, able to bestow extra abilities on his allies. Want your Dreadknight to capture objectives? Draigo can make that happen. Want a Scouting screen of Dreadnoughts? Draigo can make it happen. He&#039;s the best possible way to keep your opponent on his toes.&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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In summary: HE [[/d/|MAKES IT HAPPEN]].&lt;br /&gt;
(So does [[Creed]] but unlike Draigo he does OP with [[awesome|Style]])&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tabletop==&lt;br /&gt;
In lab tests conducted on /tg/, Kaldor Draigo loses to [[Abaddon]] the Despoiler [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo roughly 73.5% of the time]. But then again Abaddon is meant to be a high-cost, point-sink, cc-beatstick who doesn&#039;t have arms or do anything to boost his own army...&lt;br /&gt;
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===6th Edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Like Abaddon, Kaldor&#039;s amazing super awesome blade of Mary Sue has been reduced to AP3, but Abaddon was important enough to get FAQ&#039;d back to AP2! This means anything, ANYTHING, with 2+ save will survive combat with Draigo. Even a [[Tau|weaboo space communist]] wearing iridium armor. Or a Meganob. Or a Captain in artificer armor...if you ignore that Draigo&#039;s weapon has the Force special rule, which can cause Instant Death in compensation (which is fine and dandy until he gets challenged by a Phoenix Lord). AP3 admittedly is somewhat of a blow, but this is compensated for against more dangerous foes with its latent abilities and his own 3++ save.&lt;br /&gt;
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That or just charge a Chaos Lord in Terminator armour with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Bloodfeeder&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;THE MURDER SWORD&#039;&#039;&#039; or the Axe of Blind Fury. Naw, the Lord would have to fail a single save to get mindraped.&lt;br /&gt;
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===7th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
While Draigo&#039;s beloved Titansword got upped back to AP2, he himself became far more expensive as a tool, as he is now relegated to the Lords of War Slot -- where Superheavies live -- for a heaping 245 Points.  This means that he can&#039;t be accessed by himself, he needs someone else in the HQ slot to unlock him. Unless you&#039;re running unbound, the system used exclusively by [[This Guy]]&#039;s fluff games and [[That Guy]]&#039;s absolute cheesiness. Actually the former sounds kind awesome, to represent a battle where the GK&#039;s command structure has been slain but then Draigo pops out of the Warp with a nose full of warp dust.&lt;br /&gt;
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He still has his insane 2+/3++ save thanks to his Termie Armor and singular Storm Shield.  His Force blade is still S+3 with AP2 Master-Crafted, with the ability to re-roll to-wound against Daemons when he uses Force.  That said, Force is now deniable, thus you should expect that they will, and in force.  Aside from that, he has Banishment (which weakens Daemons&#039; invuls), Hammerhand (Upping him to an S9 murder machine), Gate of Infinity (For sudden Deep-Strikes anywhere), and Purge Soul (To make a sudden hit).  This solves one of the reason he was hated: the utter ability to roll whatever you wanted.  Without Biomancy or Telepathy, he&#039;s no longer invincible.&lt;br /&gt;
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As a commander, he is now not very worthwhile, with the removal of Grand Strategy and his Warlord Trait now giving him Hatred (Daemons) and an easier time casting Banishment and...that&#039;s it.  He can no longer make Paladins troops either, so now you&#039;ve lost more reason to take them over a cheaper ML3 Librarian with both the Domina Liber Daemonica and a Warlord Trait to give him SIX FUCKING POWERS IN SANCTIC.  Quite frankly, he&#039;s only useful as the mother of all beatsticks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===8th edition===&lt;br /&gt;
Draigo&#039;s sword became S+4 AP-4, and does a flat 3 damage now in the place of Instant Death. Also, he gives himself and all Grey Knight units within 6&amp;quot; of him the ability to re-roll all misses in shooting and close combat. Additionally, his Bane of Evil aura grants Grey Knights within 6&amp;quot; to re-roll their damage rolls against Daemons in the fight phase (nice, considering all Nemesis Force weapons comes with D3 damage except the Daemonhammer).  He still has his 2+/3++ thanks to his Terminator Armour and Storm Shield. His warlord trait, Daemon Slayer, is still heavily situational at best (read: useless). Basically, he&#039;s now not totally useless if he&#039;s not in close combat.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Silver(ed) Knight==&lt;br /&gt;
The 6E Daemons Codex &#039;&#039;(and reprinted in the 8th edition codex)&#039;&#039; detailed the journey a &amp;quot;Knight of the Adeptus Astartes in silvered armor &amp;quot;whose will was as strong as silvered adamantium&amp;quot; braving the many circles of the Palace of Slaanesh, cutting down a few daemonettes and mortal thralls, only to kneel before the Prince of Pleasures himself, in the guise of a young, androgynous boy who cowed the Knight with absolute and righteous innocence. Too many people believe that it&#039;s Draigo because of their seething spite for the Ward, but a more rational mind could realize that the Grey Knights aren&#039;t the only people wearing silver armour.  There&#039;s still the [[Silver Skulls]], [[Doom Eagles]], and the [[Iron Snakes]], all who wear silver Power Armour and have more of a likelihood to be corrupted (Especially if you consider the presumed origins that the Skulls are actually loyalist Iron Warriors)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Alternate take:&#039;&#039;&#039; How many other Marines are actually running around the Warp, much less loyalist Marines? At the very least, even if it is Draigo it took the god himself to outright convert him with a touch of his &amp;quot;scepter&amp;quot; so someone at least got the idea of what it should take to cause a Grey Knight to just flip to the side of Chaos for no reason. That or maybe their geneseed makes them hot for traps. Either way it&#039;s not clear when this happened, so it could be in the future or an alternate timeline since the Warp doesn&#039;t care about your single direction flow of time. Assuming it&#039;s not some weird symbolic thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Placed in the hands of other authors==&lt;br /&gt;
C.Z. Dunn has recently taken a crack at Draigo in the novelization of the Pandorax Campaign. Here, Draigo is decidedly NOT a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Mary Sue&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Gary Sue anymore, with &amp;quot;Supreme Grand Master&amp;quot; taken in the same context as [[Azrael]]. Dunn doesn&#039;t nerf Draigo, he still kicks a ton of daemon ass, but he doesn&#039;t go around soloing Bloodthirsters without backup or anything so asinine. Draigo is also shown to be moderately flawed as a character, [[Avitus|hot-headed and aggressive]] -- this is to contrast him with the stubborn and conservative Azrael (who takes until chapter 14 to get off his ass and fight smart, though when he finally does he actually fights &#039;&#039;really smart&#039;&#039; like a true Space Marine). He&#039;s also a [[Troll|top-tier dick]] who trolls Azrael about all the prisoners they&#039;ve been taking back to [[the Rock]] and makes several threats that he&#039;ll get the High Lords of Terra to investigate if the Dark Angels don&#039;t comply. (Haters gonna hate.)&lt;br /&gt;
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The Mortarion&#039;s Heart Audio Drama, also has him troll his bodyguard, and the Inquisition (in fact his first act as Supreme Grand Master is to tell the one bugging the Knights to go fuck himself).  Also we see just what got him the job; he was simply the only one with enough skill to even try to beat Mortarion, even Draigo admitted he was a horrible choice, but that didn&#039;t matter since he would most likely die anyway. And, when he does fight Mortarion he gets the shit beat out of him and the entire 1st Brotherhood killed by Mortarion&#039;s hand and only gains the advantage with Mortarion&#039;s true name which causes the Primarch to have the equivalent of a seizure and then uses Mortarion&#039;s antithesis name to banish him. &lt;br /&gt;
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This isn&#039;t too shocking as Draigo is a fairly new character and only has about two pages to himself within the codex compare to Dunn&#039;s few hundred.  Even a good writer would have trouble balancing both a good character AND a badass who leads an army of daemon killers.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Plague of Madness===&lt;br /&gt;
The 7E Codex also takes steps to reduce the fucking cheese of Draigo by showing him as a competent commander before his banishment, and how he only became relevant because he was able to beat up M&#039;Kar, the Daemon Prince of Jobbers.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In &amp;quot;The Plague of Madness&amp;quot; witten in 7Ed, Draigo has to bring out three whole brotherhoods of knights because some idiot [[Inquisitor]] tried to mess with a [[Lord of Change]] named &amp;quot;Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix&amp;quot; by binding it to her will and using his power for the good of the Imperium. Ganix was both amused and infuriated at the prospect of a mortal trying to outdick him, so when the Inquisitor summoned the daemon to bind it; Ganix had a [[Great Unclean One]] named Lurgon take his place. Because the wards meant to bind Ganix didn&#039;t work with another daemon; Lurgon possesed the Inquisitor and corrupt her posse to the cause of Nurgle. Things later spiraled into madness after Lurgon corrupted the system of Decimalus after the Inquisitor&#039;s drifting ship happened upon it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Draigo attempted to convince the Grey Knights to send a large force to apprehend both Ix&#039;thar&#039;ganix and Lurgon, which after some political maneuvering, he managed to get.  After [[Arvann Stern]] secured an orbital fortress from some daemons, Draigo made it planetside and actually saved some Sisters of Battle from a death by daemon-nomming. After that, Draigo&#039;s band of merry men and the surviving Sisters attempted to break through a literal sea of daemons by running them over with Land Raiders and [[Rhino Transport|MEHTAL BAWKSES]], with the intent of taking the spire that housed Lurgon. Draigo&#039;s Raider however, got stuck after running over so many daemons and was eventually destroyed after a daemonblade ran through it. Thrown out of the tank, he attempted to solo an entire horde by himself and rescue his brothers still trapped inside the Land Raider. &lt;br /&gt;
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In a completely different way of portrayal; Draigo was actually pretty close to being overwhelmed. He was struck and held down by the legion of daemons around him and would have died if it wasn&#039;t for the surviving battle Sisters coming to his aid and gunning down the horde around him. And instead of something retarded like using the Sisters&#039; blood for protection or suddenly getting super strength and ripping his way towards the spire; he motioned a request for the sisters to buy them time while he and the survivors make a mad dash for the spire and end this insanity. The writer to this has already undone the idiocy of the [[Khornate Knights]], and did so while keeping everyone&#039;s dignity.  A step up amid a codex widely considered to be a step down crunchwise.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Other counterpoints===&lt;br /&gt;
It has recently been posited that Draigo&#039;s ability to traverse the Warp and wreak havoc on the Ruinous Powers with relative ease is due not to Gary Sue bullshit powers, but to the nature of the Warp itself.  One of the only constants of the Warp is that it is shaped by the belief and emotion of sentient beings with psychic ability, however small.  Because of this, it is possible that a being with vast psychic ability and great faith (say, a Grey Knight &#039;&#039;Supreme&#039;&#039; Grand Master) would be able to use his belief in himself and in the Emperor to [[Ork|shape the surrounding Empyrean to match this belief]] in a manner similar to daemons themselves.  It also explains why things go back to normal once he leaves, since he is no longer there to affect that portion of the Warp directly.  In other words, Draigo cuts a [[Bloody Path|bloody path]] through the Sea of Souls because he believes he can, and the Warp doesn&#039;t really want to dispute his claim.  If one asks why other powerful psykers can&#039;t do it, they can to a degree; see [[Tuska Daemon-Killa]].  As for Eldar, Slaanesh would nab them the moment they entered the Warp. Other human psykers don&#039;t tend to try to interact with the Warp too much but it is quite likely they&#039;d be able to some extent. Incidentally, this effectively makes Draigo a &#039;&#039;Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann&#039;&#039; character, and that is actually kind of awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, people never seem to think that his Aegis warded armour (Terminator armour, which I believe to contain a small Gellar Field, no less) is specifically designed to protect the wearer from the Warp, that and Grey Knight [[Interceptor Squad]]s go through the Warp on a regular basis, so Draigo should, in theory have no trouble traversing the Warp.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, as a number of people have pointed out, the Codex itself flat out states that nothing he&#039;s doing is having any lasting effect on the Chaos Gods. Plus, his first major appearance in a novel has him delivering an impressive verbal smackdown on [[Azrael]] regarding the [[Dark Angels]]&#039; obsession with making sure nobody discovers the truth about the &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Fallen Angels]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; UNRELATED TRATIORS WHO CERTAINLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DARK ANGELS. Which makes him slightly more human.&lt;br /&gt;
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==[[Warhammer Fantasy]]==&lt;br /&gt;
There has been a sighting of what might be Draigo in the Warhammer Fantasyverse - specifically, in the fluff book for the &#039;&#039;Khaine&#039;&#039; splat of [[The End Times]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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During Araloth&#039;s travels into the Realm of Chaos, to rescue [[Shallya]] from the mansion of [[Nurgle]], the final traveling companion he picks up is a knight, a &amp;quot;giant of a man&amp;quot; whose armor &amp;quot;gleams like silver&amp;quot; and whose &amp;quot;speech is strange&amp;quot; (why does Kaldor decide to help Eldar?). Upon reaching the mansion of Nurgle, the knight sacrifices himself so the rest of the party can enter, explaining he has &amp;quot;made something of a name for himself since his arrival in the benighted realm&amp;quot; and so he is sure to draw their attention. More notably, when he makes his sacrificial charge, it&#039;s mentioned that he sweeps out his hand and blue fire explodes amongst the daemon&#039;s ranks. It&#039;s also been mentioned that the Warp connects Fantasy and 40k.&lt;br /&gt;
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Worth mentioning that not only are Wood Elves the Spiritual Liege&#039;s favorite Fantasy faction, but this was one of the last things he wrote for Games Workshop before leaving the company. Take it as you will. &lt;br /&gt;
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That said, if this is Draigo, he is certainly not the all-powerful Gary Sue of other depictions; when Araloth finds him, he has been chained down in a glade in Nurgle&#039;s garden, at one point he gets ambushed by a [[Beast of Nurgle]] (when it &#039;&#039;jumps out of a tree and lands on him&#039;&#039;), and rather than defeating the daemons he distracts, Araloth leaves the mansion to find his broken body impaled upon a spear. Yes, he&#039;s still alive, and the mad scholar the Wood Elf is traveling with (who may in fact be Richter Kleiss, the writer of the Liber Chaotica) explains that the knight is &amp;quot;beyond the power of the daemons&amp;quot; and will &amp;quot;take his own revenge in due course&amp;quot;, but that is attributed to being &amp;quot;the way of things in the Realm of Chaos&amp;quot; rather than anything inherent to Draigo (if he is Draigo). &lt;br /&gt;
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It&#039;s worth noting that the description would also fit a Stormcast Eternal of the Hallowed Knights chapter from Age of Sigmar, which was under development at the time and is technically the same setting. Though, the Sigmarine couldn&#039;t fire blue lightning out of his hands, nor was he &amp;quot;invincible.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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In another story, whilst in the warp, Draigo sees a &amp;quot;world ruled over by a self-styled God-king, where magic flows through the very wind.&amp;quot; He ultimately decides not to go there, thus proving himself far more intelligent than he has ever been given credit for.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[FAIL|Fail]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Matt Ward]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598617 What Draigo&#039;s actually doing in the Warp]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Doom|The character draigo is basically copy pasted from]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Space Marines Chapter Masters]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gallery ==&lt;br /&gt;
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File:Draigo.jpg|[[Warhammer 40,000 7th edition|We spoke too soon.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo2.jpg| well that just got weird...&lt;br /&gt;
File:Raven.jpg|STEEL REIHN&lt;br /&gt;
File:RAPE TRAIN.jpg|HE MAKES IT HAPPEN&lt;br /&gt;
File:Supreme_Grand_Troll.jpg|PROBLEM, DAEMONS?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Samurai draigo.jpg|Foolish Grey Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dreadknight.jpg|U Mad, Dreadnoughtfags?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Draigo codex2.jpg|Son of a bitch even gets his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Hemakesithappen.png|Still a shitload better than a Primarch&lt;br /&gt;
File:DraigoDullSurprise.png|Draigo is a very emotive person.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Trazyn.jpg|300px|right|thumb|He&#039;s come to steal your shit! (Probably literally, if it&#039;s rare enough) And if you&#039;re (un)lucky, he might even steal you.]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I welcome all... to a place in my carefully curated collection!|The kleptomaniac himself, presenting the Necron faction in Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Trazyn the Infinite&#039;&#039;&#039;, also known as &#039;&#039;&#039;Trollzyn the [[Tarpit]] Breaker&#039;&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;&#039;Trazyn the Grave Robber&#039;&#039;&#039;, or Possibly Trazyn the shiny Stealer, is the best [[Necron]] Overlord/Phaeron (while &#039;&#039;technically&#039;&#039; his title is Overlord, he has his own Overlord subordinates and rule his own little empire like Phaeron). Basically what you&#039;ll get if you combined Doctor Doom, a [[Tomb King]], a [[Blood Ravens|Bloody Magpie]] and the Terminator, with a hint of Captain Jack Sparrow.&lt;br /&gt;
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Trazyn the Infinite, ruler of the [[Tomb World]] named Solemence (which happens to be a Dyson Sphere powered by a [[C&#039;tan]]), is a self-proclaimed preserver of histories, artifacts and events. In his possession are technologies and relics that are so valuable as to be priceless. Amongst his collection are the fabled wraithbone choir of Altansar, one of the preserved head of [[Sebastian Thor]], the ossified husk of an Enslaver &#039;&#039;&#039;and a suit of baroque power armour, complete with the Space Marine who was still wearing it.&#039;&#039;&#039; (&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Who according to a recent White Dwarf issue hints that it may or may not be [[Vulkan]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; It&#039;s a Custodes.) This means that he is one of only two entities in this or any other universe that rivals the stealing power of the [[Blood Ravens]] (the other being the Deffskullz. In such a dangerous galaxy, Trazyn is loath to go out and explore it himself, but with so many exquisite artifacts to see and catalogue, he cannot afford to miss out. As a result he will send out substitutes of himself to do his dirty work. On the battlefield this can become increasingly irritating, as killing what appears to be Trazyn may simply be a [[Lychguard]] or a Necron Lord. Meanwhile, somewhere nearby, the real Trazyn is busy smashing his way through his foes to get his metal hands on his latest acquisition. &lt;br /&gt;
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(That&#039;s how the fluff handles it; the crunch rules imply that he simply takes over the body of another Lord, Lychguard, or [[Cryptek]]. He was there; you killed him; he just ran like the troll he is. [[Butthurt|Oh, and you didn&#039;t]] [[Alpha Legion|get Slay The Warlord by the way.]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Just imagine this guy politely trolling with the voice of Terl from Battlefield Earth&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; he has a voice actor now via [[Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II]], [[Lulz|who actually sounds like a mechanical version of Terl]] (though he isn&#039;t voiced by John Travolta) : &amp;quot;Oh, dear ! What a wonderful contingent of Imperial Guards ! I shall thank you with all my heart, General, for this marvelous gift. Please tell them to strike a nice pose while I prepare a stasis grenade...&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
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/tg/ has gained a fondness for him, due to his thieving ways, his Doctor Doom-esque body doubles, and his polite yet [[Troll|trollish]] attitude, he is also known for using completely self-evident aliases, which nevertheless seem to work quite well.  It is generally agreed that he is one of the only good things Matt Ward has &#039;&#039;ever&#039;&#039; put into the [[fluff]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A war-torn city in the [[Ultramar]] system. The [[Ultramarines]], aided by an [[Imperial Guard]] regiment led by Lord Castellan Ursarkar [[Creed]], prepares to face an [[Ork]] incursion in a final battle. The Orks are numerous, but the [[Imperium]] has the upper hand, just barely, as Lord Creed&#039;s tactical genius has proven invaluable. As the Orks begin their final assault on the city, the Ultramarines ready their defenses. Creed, ever oddly silent, gazes intently at a large flagpole in the center of town, watching through binocs as the Orks&#039; charge is funneled towards the center of the city. Suddenly, as the Orks near the square, the tip of a [[Baneblade]]&#039;s main gun can be seen coming around the flagpole. The great tank begins to emerge from behind the thin metal object, perfectly and impossibly concealed. It begins to move into its firing arc, and a great shout is heard from the [[Warboss]] down below, just barely carrying over the rest of the din. &amp;quot;CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-&amp;quot; Suddenly, the cry cuts off in confusion, as Creed spits out his cigar. Where the Baneblade once stood, there is air, thin air. Not a trace remains of the enormous tank. It has vanished completely. Then, gradually, a green, crackling, electrical rune appears hanging in the air where the Baneblade was. It extends gracefully, for its platonic geometric form. If Creed was given to poetry, he might even say it resembled a rose. But he knew better. A rage he had felt only once before began to boil deep within, and his cry shook the world as the Orkish tide began to hack his guardsmen and the Marines to pieces. &amp;quot;TRAAAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYN!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==From [[Matt Ward|Ward]] Himself==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Trazyn&#039;s also no slouch in combat. Whenever his empathic obliterator kills an enemy, it has a chance to kill all other enemies of the same type in the same combat - perfect for Ork mobs. This isn&#039;t so useful against characters, but that&#039;s why Trazyn also carries a clutch of mindshackle scarabs - why kill an enemy when you can take over his mind and have him kill for you...?&amp;quot;oh wait nope, mss are now just a useful fear test. So now the only real use you&#039;ll find for him in a duel is whacking them with a stick.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Letter to Inquisitor Valeria==&lt;br /&gt;
This is the (in)famous little piece of fluff that has made Trazyn so likable to /tg/, contrasting nicely with all the grim darkness around. Do note that it is unclear whether he&#039;s fucking nuts, indulging in some elaborate trolling or even both at once.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Dear Lady, let me express my fulsome appreciation for your most generous gift. It is so very rare to discover another of my own kind that appreciates my work, therefore to find understanding amongst a member of another race is nothing short of a revelation. I realise that you briefly trod my galleries, but the fact that you spotted in so short a time that my Acabrius War collection was lacking three regiments of Catachan warriors reveals that you truly have a collector&#039;s eye for detail. And to send five regiments! Such generosity will allow me to weed out and replace a few of the more substandard pieces in my collection. If I might level a minor criticism, the instructions issued to your gift were manifestly not as clear as you thought, as most of them had to be forcibly restrained. Sadly it seems that the lower orders will always behave like an army of invasion, whether that be their purpose or not. However, this is a minor complaint and seems almost churlish under the circumstances, so please allow me to repay your gift with one of my own. Accompanying this message is the Hyperstone Maze, one of a series of Tesseract Labyrinths constructed at the height of the Charnovokh Dynasty. It is a trinket really, only of interest to scholars such as you and I, but I trust you will find it amusing; assuming you have the wit to escape its clutches, of course.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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It should be noted that an Inquisitor can actually use a Tesseract as a relic.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Infinite List of Dickings==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Trazyn2.jpg|200px|right|thumb|Daww]]&lt;br /&gt;
Trazyn is universally regarded as a &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;[[Eldrad|huge dick]]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; pretty fun guy to be around due to his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;[[Blood Ravens|rampant kleptomania]]&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; erudition and wit. Here is a list of his &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;crimes&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; many-splendored accomplishments, compiled for the &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;warning&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; edification of /tg/.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Killed five invading regiments of Catachans, then turned them into [[Wargame|miniatures for his collection.]]&lt;br /&gt;
** Sent [[Inquisitor Valeria]] fan mail (maybe, we can&#039;t tell if he was being sarcastic in the letter) attached to an armed tesseract labyrinth [[Blood Ravens|as a reward for &amp;quot;gifting&amp;quot; him said Catachan regiments.]] Being a true gentleman, when Valeria managed to unravel said tesseract labyrinth and use it &#039;safely&#039;, he took it with good grace and they became pen pals of sorts... [[Grimdark|But since no good deed stays unpunished]], as of Fall of Cadia Trazyn has revealed that while Valeria became his human waifu for some time she eventually got [[blam|BLAM&#039;med]] for consorting with xenos, hence why he releases Greyfax the Angery instead of getting Valeria to tag along (Just as planned? How about Tau start summoning daemons for battle? &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;And maybe Orks start building their own webway&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;They already did it using superior gravitational corridors which don&#039;t need the warp during the War of the Beast.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Banned from the Necron throne world of Mandragora after trying to [[Ork|loot]] [[Imotekh the Stormlord|Imotekh&#039;s]] staff.&lt;br /&gt;
** [[Troll|Pops in whenever he feels like it anyway.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Stole Sebastian Thor&#039;s [[wat|head]]. Maybe (there&#039;s like five other museums claiming to have his skeleton; the only reason Trazyn stands out is because his Thor head is preserved in a jar, rather than a skull).&lt;br /&gt;
* Took the World Spirit Shrine of Carnac, an [[Exodite]] world as a trophy for helping to conquer it.&lt;br /&gt;
* Uses other Necron Lords as body doubles [[Troll|without telling them.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Told the [[Ultramarines|greatest amongst us all]] he was old pals with [[Roboute Guilliman|Rawbutt Girlyman.]] Considering that one of the pokeballs he unleashed against Chaos at the Fall of Cadia was a bunch of Ultramarines fresh from the [[Great Scouring|aftermath of the Horus Heresy]], he might be telling the truth (&amp;quot;old pals&amp;quot; by his definition, of course).&lt;br /&gt;
** And then informed them that maybe [[Troll|he was going to take Papa Smurf, as he&#039;d be better off with him than in the company of the Ultramarines.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*** And with Rowboat coming back, [[Yvraine|somehow]], for 40k End Times, we might actually get to see how the two know each other. If they actually do. There&#039;s every possibility that [[troll|Trollzyn was just lying]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Has a fucking PRIMARCH stored at his pad, supposedly... Possibly Vulkan according to White Dwarf.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Technically it&#039;s a Primarch clone, but it&#039;s still a perfect copy of the pre-Heresy Fulgrim, courtesy of [[Fabius Bile]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Told Vulkan He&#039;stan he had the Song of Entropy, luring the Salamanders into a 10-year war with the Necrons. At the end of it, Trazyn pretty much said &amp;quot;just kidding, I don&#039;t have the Song of Entropy,&amp;quot; as he tried to steal the Spear of Vulkan. Kind of back fired when [[Vulkan He&#039;stan]] decided to just give him the Spear. &#039;&#039;Tip&#039;&#039; first. He&#039;stan was pretty pissed when he learned Trazyn just jumped into another body. &lt;br /&gt;
** Twice.&lt;br /&gt;
*Invaded the Imperial planet of Midgardia and nabbed a C&#039;tan shard of Nyadra&#039;zatha, despite [[Logan Grimnar]]&#039;s attempts to stop him. It&#039;s notable that he pulled this off in Logan&#039;s own codex supplement, where most other battles in the book were a resounding Space Wolf victory. To be fair, Space Wolves destroying (and thus accidentally freeing) a C&#039;tan shard would make them look like an assholes. I mean even more assholes than they already are.&lt;br /&gt;
**In retribution, Logan hunted him down to another planet, Vhaloth IV, and ended up kicking Imotekh&#039;s ass instead. ([[Just As Planned]]. The dick deserved it for hanging on to his staff anyway.)&lt;br /&gt;
* Captured an Ork warboss and the Deathwatch kill team that was hunting said warboss, and sat them in front of each other in his collection for all eternity. And he double-checked they were both still self-aware, just to feel them suffer.&lt;br /&gt;
* Caught a bunch of tech priests evacuating from the necron invasion of Magogue, and set them up in stasis as a monument to that planet&#039;s fall. Notable because he pulled it off in the Skitarii codex. Trazyn&#039;s apparently the go-to guy for being able to win outside of his own codex.&lt;br /&gt;
* May or may not be the one pulling the strings behind the events of [[Xenology]], as probably he won&#039;t have any problems impersonating a C&#039;tan shard.&lt;br /&gt;
* Has been hanging out on Cadia for who knows how long as the &amp;quot;man of iron&amp;quot; which all but confirms the pylons are necrons made.&lt;br /&gt;
* Steals Creed himself after the fall of Cadia.&lt;br /&gt;
* Steals Papa Smurfs&#039; (The Ultramarine bloke that can&#039;t spell Robert properly) pillow from his lumber.&lt;br /&gt;
* Stole an Emperor&#039;s Children&#039;s gene-seed tithe ship containing thousands of progenoids.&lt;br /&gt;
* Traded it for the only perfect clone of [[Fulgrim]], thus dashing the only hope of the Third Legion rebuilding itself and becoming more than a bunch of depraved sick fucks.&lt;br /&gt;
* Planning to add to his collection all the stuff from [[Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II]], World Engine and Hiveships included!&lt;br /&gt;
* Has an agent in Middle Earth Shadow of War called the Trophy Hunter. How he got there is beyond this anon&#039;s mental capabilities&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Bfg-2-trazyn.jpg|800px|center|thumb|A man of culture always enjoys a tour for his collection...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Things on Trazyn&#039;s &#039;Must Have&#039; List==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:TrazynAndDiomedes.jpg|thumb|right|300px|There can only be one true magpie.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Old one eye&#039;s lost eye&lt;br /&gt;
* Kartoth the Bloodhunger, both so he can say he won the game as well as rip holes to go back in time for more collecting. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abaddon]]. No, really, that&#039;s (one of) the reason(s) he came to Cadia in the first place: he wants to add the Warmaster of Chaos to his collection!&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Saint Celestine]]. (Go read The &#039;&#039;Fall of [[Cadia]]&#039;&#039;, this is not a joke!)&lt;br /&gt;
* A lock of the Emperor&#039;s hair (Assuming it hasn&#039;t rotted away by the time he gets to Terra).&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus the Red|Magnus the Red&#039;s]] favourite eye.&lt;br /&gt;
* An 8th edition Sisters of Battle codex.&lt;br /&gt;
** An 8th edition box set of plastic sisters. (We&#039;ve got good news for you!)&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Sanguinor]] in a stasis field.&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A living Tyranid zoo (no stuffed dolls for our old collector). Would be much easier to accomplish if &#039;Nids didn&#039;t try to keep the fuck away from Necrons and their worlds.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Never mind. He gave up on this one after his specimens broke out of their exhibit and nom-med half of Solemnace. Attempting to redo it on another planet near Solemnace.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of each type of Eldar Aspect Warrior, arranged in complementing color order.&lt;br /&gt;
* Each [[Phoenix Lord]], including the fallen Ahra or Drazhar (just in case he&#039;s Ahra); bonus points for the originals. Otherwise, something from them, such as one of [[Asurmen]]&#039;s twin-linked [[Shuriken Catapult]]s or a lock of [[Jain Zar]]&#039;s hair (bonus points for getting things from all of their incarnations).&lt;br /&gt;
* A signed autograph from each Primarch. (Still asking [[Orikan the Diviner|Orikan]] for &amp;quot;access&amp;quot; to his time machine so he can get one from [[Ferrus Manus]], [[Horus]], [[Sanguinius]], and [[Konrad Curze]] since they&#039;re all presently busy being dead.)&lt;br /&gt;
* A signed autograph from each chaos god, preferably without stains or switcharoo.&lt;br /&gt;
* A sweet ride so he can cruise the galaxy looking for new junk.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Baneblade#Fortress of Arrogance|Fortress of Arrogance]], preferably with [[Commissar Yarrick]] as well. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Sammael|Sammael&#039;s]] Jetbike.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Pauldron|shoulder pad]] from each space marine chapter (Pre-heresy legions and post-heresy chapters all together of course, going for the complete set!)&lt;br /&gt;
*A Space Marine from each of the first Legions (this collection would be easily finished if not for the fact that he cant find any marines from the two missing legions).&lt;br /&gt;
*The two missing legions.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Mary Sue|Those meddling kids - and that dog!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*A painting of one of the Emprah, Tzeentch, Cegorach, and the Deceiver&#039;s card games.&lt;br /&gt;
*A circus filled with nothing but Eldar Harlequins.&lt;br /&gt;
*The &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;school report and childhood items&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; first set of kid-sized slave shackles of Asdrubael Vect.&lt;br /&gt;
*Urien Rakarth&#039;s first torture kit.  &lt;br /&gt;
*An Avatar of Khaine.  He&#039;s probably killed one, given how Geedubs keeps jobbing them, but the fact that their remains melt away and reform on the Craftworld - similar to Necrons phase out - means Trazyn hasn&#039;t gotten one yet.&lt;br /&gt;
*A garage filled with one of each type of the Imperial Guard&#039;s tanks.&lt;br /&gt;
*A feather from Sanguinus&#039;s wing.&lt;br /&gt;
*An Imperial Titan that has been CREEEEEEEDed.&lt;br /&gt;
**A snap shot of the look on Abaddon&#039;s face upon seeing aforementioned Titan in the middle of his battle line, shouting CREEEEEEEED&lt;br /&gt;
*Abbadon&#039;s arms. Creed hid them so well that even Trazyn is having trouble finding them.&lt;br /&gt;
*A matching pair of [[Angry Marine]] Powerfeet.&lt;br /&gt;
*A pair of a Sisters Of Battle Canoness Regulation Holy Panties from each Order, stolen from their quarters while they are asleep. Is surprisingly hard to pull off, even for Trazyn.&lt;br /&gt;
*A set of [[Lelith Hesperax|Lelith Hesperax&#039;s]] combat attire after she&#039;s been in a fight.  This is even harder to pull off than the Sisters of Battle Canoness Regulation Holy Panties.&lt;br /&gt;
*One of the fingers from the Talon of Horus.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slaanesh&#039;s entire porn collection.  While no planet is big enough to hold all that porn, that&#039;s what parallel dimensions are for!   &lt;br /&gt;
*One of Ferrus Manus&#039;s hands. He isn&#039;t picky which. &lt;br /&gt;
*An [[Imperial Knight]] from each house.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Panacea STC.&lt;br /&gt;
**And since [[Lady Malys]] got there first, anything cool she owns, as well as a selfie with her before and after she realizes he stole her stuff.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Eye of Horus. As in the &#039;&#039;actual&#039;&#039; Eye.&lt;br /&gt;
*The [[Eye of Terror]] and everything in it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Commander [[Puretide]] and/or [[Farsight|all]] [[Shadowsun|of his]] [[Shas&#039;O Kais|students]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A calm and rational [[World Eaters|World Eater]] marine.&lt;br /&gt;
*A clean and disease free [[Death Guard]] marine.  &lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Emperor&#039;s Children]] marine who shows restraint.&lt;br /&gt;
*Alive and fleshy non-sorcerer [[Thousand Sons|Thousand Son]] marine. (As of Ahriman: Unchanged, there was one of these, and as of Gathering Storm Yvraine made a dozen more before throwing them into the Warp)&lt;br /&gt;
*An atheist [[Word Bearers]] marine.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Night Lords]] Marine that is actually friendly to be around.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Kharn|certain]] swell guy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Remnants of the Inquisitorial acolyte who died of old age. Ones aged by a [[Hrud|Hrud&#039;s]] entropic field do not count.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Doomsday Clock from [[The Last Church]].&lt;br /&gt;
** Also Uriah himself.  &lt;br /&gt;
*The cure for the [[Red Thirst]].&lt;br /&gt;
**A photo of The Blood Angels&#039; shocking reaction when Trazyn smashes the cure in front of them.(bonus for [[Dante]]&#039;s reaction with his mask off)&lt;br /&gt;
*The cure for the Curse of the Wulfen.&lt;br /&gt;
**A photo of The Space Wolves&#039; shocking reaction when Trazyn smashes the cure in front of them.&lt;br /&gt;
*The right hands of [[Helbrecht]], [[Eldorath Starbane]] and anyone else who had their right hands cut off by Imotekh.&lt;br /&gt;
*At least one [[Jokaero]].&lt;br /&gt;
**And anything they make/modify.&lt;br /&gt;
*A [[Female Space Marines|Female Space Marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
*As many [[Catgirl|catgirls]] as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
**Along with a selfie with each of them.&lt;br /&gt;
***And as many [[Kitsune|kitsunes]] as possible, along with selfies and a shrine to their name.&lt;br /&gt;
*Any 100% reliable information about Alpha Legion. &lt;br /&gt;
*Any 100% reliable information about Alfa Legion. &lt;br /&gt;
*The Blood Ravens Armoury. Since most of the above was already &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; to the Chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
*A machine to control the [[Warp]] so he can create impossible things.&lt;br /&gt;
*A complete and unblemished cosmetic kit &#039;gifted&#039; by a [[Pretty Marines]]&#039; Company Captain, still with a wrapping bow attached. (Getting one each from both Loyalist and Chaos Pretty Marines Captains would be even better!)&lt;br /&gt;
*The very [[Ethereal|Ethereals]] who united the [[Tau]] race back when they were limited to only their homeworld, or their bodies.&lt;br /&gt;
*A picture with Kharn.&lt;br /&gt;
*One of each type of Imperial Assassin in the position they held before trying to kill him. This wouldn&#039;t be so problematic if it wasn&#039;t for the fact that he has yet to convince the Assassinorium to send a Culexus assassin against him.&lt;br /&gt;
*A 1st Edition copy of the [[Codex Astartes]] with Roboute Guilliman&#039;s autograph on the dust jacket.&lt;br /&gt;
*A recording of Warboss [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull]] famous: &amp;quot;Wez gonna Waagh!&amp;quot;speech.&lt;br /&gt;
*A prison capable of holding [[Cypher]], containing the man himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A STC detailing how to finally have enough Dakka&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*KRUMP* HERE...HERESESS...BLOODY &#039;ELL WHOTEVER DAT WORD IS YOU &#039;UMIES KEEP SAYIN&#039; BEFORE Y&#039;SHOOTS STUPIDER &#039;UMIES!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt; An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Warhammer Fantasy.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Done as he managed to get an STC of Steam with a Total Warhammer series warp-powered bunch of keys.&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Lord of the Rings.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (Trazyn has now accomplished this according to some writefaggotry posted on fanfiction.net. Much nerd [[rage]] shall ensue. You have been warned.)&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Star Wars.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; (He has also accomplished this due to MORE Writefaggotry on Fanfiction.net.)&lt;br /&gt;
*An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from Star Trek (Risky, considering the technologies in Star Trek, he just might actually end up as a collectible himself or be tracked back to his home dimension).&lt;br /&gt;
*An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Mass Effect universe (Doable, but risky if he ever crosses paths with the Reapers).  &lt;br /&gt;
*A TARDIS so he can learn the name of The Doctor (Riskier than Star Trek because of the technologies involved.  Also, if anyone could track Trazyn back to his home dimension and thoroughly wreck his shit it&#039;d be The Doctor). &lt;br /&gt;
*An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Marvel Universe (main timeline).  &lt;br /&gt;
*An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the DC Universe (main timeline).&lt;br /&gt;
*An interdimensional portal device so he can collect artifacts from the Halo universe.&lt;br /&gt;
*The body of a [[slayer]] who died of old age.  &lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;All the NON-Grimdarkness of the 41st millennium in a bottle. So nothing in bottle then. &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;  Already done.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Temperus Maximus]]&#039; Adamantium Cigar. Trazyn almost managed to loot this, but Temperus suddenly called an Orbital Strike on top of himself before this happened. Temperus&#039; armor received minor scorch marks when the strike ended and Trazyn&#039;s body double was obliterated.&lt;br /&gt;
*One marine from each chapter of the cursed founding.&lt;br /&gt;
*A death corps of Krieg gas mask serial number 0000000000000000000000001.&lt;br /&gt;
*Names, addresses and personal phone numbers of the two unknown Primarchs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Cardinal Anton Fedelicus and his collected writings, which if introduced would have allowed for a very large degree of sexual freedom to have been integrated into the ecclesiarchical theology without increasing the risk of Slaaneshi corruption.&lt;br /&gt;
*A living [[Astral Knights|Astral Knight]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A &amp;quot;lucky&amp;quot; [[Lamenters]] marine (also count as one of the cursed founding collection).&lt;br /&gt;
*A working time travel device create by the [[Ordo Chronos]] ([[heresy|if it was ever made]]). The purpose for this device being, you guess it, collect more artifact from the past.&lt;br /&gt;
*His own body double in an alternative universe, if only he did not manage to turn into [[JoJo&#039;s Bizarre Adventure|dimensional sponge]] in the process or lost to his alternative self in a collection contest.&lt;br /&gt;
*A lock of hair from each of the [[Tarkus|infamous]] [[Boreale|baldraven]] [[Diomedes|marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
*A &amp;quot;My First Assault Cannon* box set (even better if unopened).&lt;br /&gt;
*A photo of the Emperor as a boy.&lt;br /&gt;
*As well as all of his photographic recording scatter throughout the time, whether it is rock scribble from the stone age or painting in the Da Vinci Era or the youtube video he has made back in 20XX.&lt;br /&gt;
* A [[Squat]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A living Boneripper.&lt;br /&gt;
* The personal battle standard of [[Gabriel Angelos]] used at his ascension to chapter master.&lt;br /&gt;
** The Blood Ravens also want one of Trazyn&#039;s personal banners.&lt;br /&gt;
* An Ogryn&#039;s &#039;Guardsman&#039;s Primer: Colour Book Edition&#039; and matching &#039;The Great Crayon Crusade&#039; coloring set.&lt;br /&gt;
* The oldest dreadnought of each Space Marine chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
* Samus&#039; armor.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Entire first Season of &amp;quot;If The Emperor had a text-to-speech device&amp;quot; in blue-ray signed by Chapter Master Alfabusa.&lt;br /&gt;
* Chapter Master Alfabusa in a stasis chamber. &lt;br /&gt;
* Limited collectors edition of Half life 3(After all, it&#039;s only been 38,000 years in development, maybe Valve will finish it before chaos/da WAAAAGH/the Tyranids/Imotekh&#039;s ego consumes the entire world!)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sly Marbo|Sly Marbo&#039;s]] personal pistol, though not even Trazyn is willing to try and collect it.&lt;br /&gt;
* An actual ork sniper.&lt;br /&gt;
* A Butlin-Class Titan.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Men of Iron|Man of Iron]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;The Cigar Creed always chews but never smokes.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Acquired as part of the new Creed exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
* The legs from an Imperial Sentinel (must have attachment for his own legs)&lt;br /&gt;
* A list of names of &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;the fallen to wave at the Dark Angels&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; COMPLETELY UNRELATED TRAITOR MARINES THAT JUST LIKE WEARING DARK GREEN AND WINGED SWORDS.&lt;br /&gt;
* A ham personally provided by the Ordo Draigo.&lt;br /&gt;
* A book borrowed from the black library with a selfie of him and Cegorach.&lt;br /&gt;
* A picture of himself before he turned to necron.&lt;br /&gt;
* The best pole dancer in the Commorragh in a stasis chamber (that was [[Yvraine]] at one point, so her; two birds, one stone).&lt;br /&gt;
* The best pole dancer out of all Slaanesh cultist in a stasis chamber.&lt;br /&gt;
* A photograph of a Cyclonic torpedo the moment it impacts the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
* A group photo of Thunder Warriors with Arik Taranis and the Emperor.&lt;br /&gt;
* An acknowledgement from GW that Malal does indeed exist.&lt;br /&gt;
* An actual affordable GW Warhammer 40k miniature from any faction.&lt;br /&gt;
* An undisputably good codex from any faction.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carlos McConnell]], or at least one of his catgirls, in a stasis chamber.&lt;br /&gt;
* A jar of [[Skub]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The book &amp;quot;[[Standard Template Construct]]&amp;quot; for dummies.&lt;br /&gt;
* Sensible [[Blood Angels]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Hairless [[Space Wolves]]. Being shaven doesn&#039;t count, the Marine has to be hairless naturally.&lt;br /&gt;
* A copy of Battletoads.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Statue of Liberty, shrunk to 10 feet size and taken from Nova Yourk hive of Merica.&lt;br /&gt;
* Blueprint of [[Angron]]&#039;s Butcher&#039;s Nails.&lt;br /&gt;
* A WW2 Era Luger pistol, original.&lt;br /&gt;
* Enough Blood for the [[Khorne|Blood God]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Enough Skulls for the Skull Throne.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, LOYALIST SCUM!&lt;br /&gt;
* One of Roboute Guilliman&#039;s new [[Primaris Marines|Super Space Marines]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A Pokeball that can hold a C&#039;tan.&lt;br /&gt;
* A living member of the Interex.&lt;br /&gt;
* A Picture of Eldrad and Vect trying to out-dick one another.&lt;br /&gt;
* An STC that has technology that will allow him to do some Dark Eldar Drugs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A video of Nemesor Zahndrekh putting on glasses and realizing that he is now a Skeleton Robot and the Other Necrontyr are not what they seemed to be&lt;br /&gt;
* An member of an Alien race the Imperium actually gets along with. (&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Pretty damn impossible.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; ([[Yvraine]]. Next?)&lt;br /&gt;
* An Ork who can actually think.&lt;br /&gt;
*DLC for Dawn of War III.&lt;br /&gt;
* An Autograph from [[Nagash]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A video of Yarrick taking over the Orks. (&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Only a Matter of time now&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[wat|It&#039;s mentioned in the 8E rulebook that the Orks and Humans on Armageddon formed an alliance to fight chaos, so this is pretty much canon now.]])&lt;br /&gt;
* The Golden Throne. That means Trazyn is not allowed on Holy Terra.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Belisarius Cawl]].&lt;br /&gt;
* &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Enough DAKKA.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;WUT DID WE SAY &#039;BOUT DAT?&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
* The name and address of the Ork that keeps Dakka blocking him.&lt;br /&gt;
* An official GW ninth age tournament.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Farsight#The_Dawn_Blade|The Dawn Blade]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clone of [[Fabius Bile]], not as an exhibit but just to make conversation with. He nearly got one if Fabius Bile didn&#039;t decide to trade him his Fulgrim clone instead.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lorgar|Lorgar&#039;s]] diary, the single largest source of [[heresy]] in the universe. He puts this one off due to the aura of discomfort that radiates from anything Lorgar has touched.&lt;br /&gt;
* A portal into an alternate past reality where GW doesn&#039;t constantly use the Eldar as fluffy punching bags, and where xenos factions actually get as much attention as [[Space Marine|GeeDub&#039;s poster boys.]]&lt;br /&gt;
* A pyrophobic [[Salamanders (Chapter)|Salamander]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s text-to-speech device.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s left eye.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Old Man Henderson|Old Man Henderson&#039;s]] gnomes.&lt;br /&gt;
* Old Man Henderson&#039;s player.&lt;br /&gt;
* All Nintendo World Championship cartridges, both regular and gold.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of those [[Noise Marine]] sonic guns that looks like a sweet guitar.&lt;br /&gt;
* A member of the Death Korps of Krieg with self-preservation instincts.&lt;br /&gt;
* A living [[Sensei]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The only known Platypus to achieve the rank of Inquisitor along with his arch-nemesis: a bumbling non-chaotic heretek pharmacist.&lt;br /&gt;
* A set of [[Rogue Trader]] era [[Beakie]] Armor.&lt;br /&gt;
* The rest of the Blackstone Fortresses.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Commissar Fuklaw|Commissar Fuklaw&#039;s]] cap.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cultist-chan]] in a sound-proof cell.&lt;br /&gt;
* A recording of Tzeentch saying [[JUST AS PLANNED]] in every know language.&lt;br /&gt;
* One of [[Dranon|Dranon&#039;s]] cigars.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM&#039;s missing fingers.&lt;br /&gt;
* Two copies of Shadow War Armageddon.  The second one will be a backup &#039;Just in case&#039; copy.&lt;br /&gt;
* Some [[Primaris Lieutenant|Primaris Lieutenants]]. There is so many right now nobody is gonna notice some of them go missing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Roboute&#039;s body pillow of Yvraine.&lt;br /&gt;
* Yvraine&#039;s vibrator that she got while on Ultramar.&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Silent King]] Sanguinus mask.&lt;br /&gt;
* A &amp;quot;Miniature&amp;quot; of an Emperor Class Titan in regular 40k scale.&lt;br /&gt;
* Dio Brando with a ROAD ROLLER DAAAAA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitten&#039;s  Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker deck.&lt;br /&gt;
* Kitten himself.&lt;br /&gt;
* A picture of Kitten and Shadowsun kissing.&lt;br /&gt;
* Shadowsun&#039;s bodysuit after a fight.  &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Commissar Yarrick]]&#039;s right arm&lt;br /&gt;
* Assholetep&#039;s robes.  The only thing stopping is the fact that if Trazyn accomplished this, Assholetep would immediately assume it&#039;s Trazyn and wreck his collection, so Trazyn&#039;s put this on the backburner.&lt;br /&gt;
* Every single person who had edited this page. Dont! Im edi--&lt;br /&gt;
* Some more paper and a pencil for more lists. And Lord Admiral Spire to complete his Imperial collection.&lt;br /&gt;
* All the Pokémons.&lt;br /&gt;
* And a partridge in a pear tree~&lt;br /&gt;
* The official single extended version of Tattered Sails Shanty signed by Luthor Harkon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Ever-increasing Trazyn&#039;s aliases List==&lt;br /&gt;
*Arsène Lupin&lt;br /&gt;
*Pepe&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob The regular non-necron guardsman.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bob the Builder&lt;br /&gt;
*The Fat Controller&lt;br /&gt;
*Every notable persons from your childhood&lt;br /&gt;
*Borris the generic soul-less warrior&lt;br /&gt;
*Phaeron Imothephek the Thunderboltlord.&lt;br /&gt;
*Onionkyr the Voyager.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nemesor Zahnpasta.&lt;br /&gt;
*The grinch&lt;br /&gt;
*Vanguard O&#039;Brien.&lt;br /&gt;
*El Bandido Dickbag de la Muerte&lt;br /&gt;
*Trellsin the Singular.&lt;br /&gt;
*[https://youtu.be/v4Y4QBL5Fmg Bender][https://youtu.be/OWPfcEOr2Yg Bending Rodríguez]&lt;br /&gt;
*Necropimp&lt;br /&gt;
*The most fabulous Necron of them all (after he said this, Sanguinius appeared before him and told him that if he ever said the word fabulous again, he would steal everything he owns)&lt;br /&gt;
*Illuminor Spookyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*Notc&#039;tan the Diviner.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sissy Rack the Loud Queen.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dio Brando/ZA WARUDO.&lt;br /&gt;
*Thanquol the (In)Competent.&lt;br /&gt;
*Marisa Kirisame&lt;br /&gt;
*Shas&#039;O Wi A&#039;bu.&lt;br /&gt;
*Inquisitor Emprah of Catachan.&lt;br /&gt;
*Anon Y. Mouse.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Inkoc Nito.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dirty Dan&lt;br /&gt;
*Winona Ryder&lt;br /&gt;
*The Tin White Douche&lt;br /&gt;
*Dean Isle.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kaz Miller.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mideer Laydee.&lt;br /&gt;
*Eliphas the inheritor.&lt;br /&gt;
*Commissar Hugh Mann.&lt;br /&gt;
*Korporal Dick Goesinzya.&lt;br /&gt;
*Canoness Ivanna Purgealot.&lt;br /&gt;
*High Scout Henrick Day-o-midis.&lt;br /&gt;
*Farsighter Loldrad Gretchinbane.&lt;br /&gt;
*Lord-sergeant Ultramarius Sicarius.&lt;br /&gt;
*Archservitor Robotnik Wilhelm.&lt;br /&gt;
*Warboss Ghozkull Grotstealer.&lt;br /&gt;
*Skitarius Ranger Alpha Stroheimus JJ-1337.&lt;br /&gt;
*Archon Kim Ke.&lt;br /&gt;
*Suede O&#039;Niim.&lt;br /&gt;
*John Smith.&lt;br /&gt;
*Alan Smithee.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kyon.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ned Cron.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mouse M.D.&lt;br /&gt;
*Victor Domashev.&lt;br /&gt;
*Bernie Madoff&lt;br /&gt;
*Carmen Sandiego&lt;br /&gt;
*Lara Craft&lt;br /&gt;
*Master Thief&lt;br /&gt;
*Sir Welland Dowde&lt;br /&gt;
*High Admiral tankcommander Pascual.&lt;br /&gt;
*Techpriest 01110100 01110010 01100001 01111010 01111001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 01100110 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 00001010 .&lt;br /&gt;
*Gordon Freeman.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mr. Roboto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nyzart the ending&lt;br /&gt;
*Nafqa.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sly Cooper&lt;br /&gt;
*The God emperor of Mankind.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mac Tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
*The G-man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Venom Snake.&lt;br /&gt;
*He-Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Skeltor&lt;br /&gt;
*Iron Man.&lt;br /&gt;
*Albert Wesker&lt;br /&gt;
*Gabe Newell.&lt;br /&gt;
*SLYYYY MARBOOO!! (When Trazyn assumed this disguise, every necron in the segmentum had a Catachan Fang spontaneously appear in its skull and teleported to self repair, and the knife that appeared in Trazyn&#039;s hands had &amp;quot;I&#039;ll let you off this time&amp;quot; written on the grip.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*Big Boss Final&lt;br /&gt;
*Zharn the Bee Trainer&lt;br /&gt;
*Tray the Model Man&lt;br /&gt;
*BIg BobbyG.&lt;br /&gt;
*alpharius.&lt;br /&gt;
*not omegon.&lt;br /&gt;
*the London Jets&lt;br /&gt;
*pantheon of 40k (GW)&lt;br /&gt;
*Belisarius Cawl&lt;br /&gt;
*JOHN CENA!!!&lt;br /&gt;
*The Immortal Jod Emper of Space-skeletonkind&lt;br /&gt;
*Spartacus&lt;br /&gt;
*Danger Powers&lt;br /&gt;
*The Second Coming of Matt Ward&lt;br /&gt;
*Fresh Prince of Ultramar&lt;br /&gt;
*The King of Games&lt;br /&gt;
*Mr E. Man&lt;br /&gt;
*The real thief of the Primarchs&lt;br /&gt;
*Sister Superior Wendy&lt;br /&gt;
*Chaplin Hamburglar  &lt;br /&gt;
*The Doctor&lt;br /&gt;
*Thief Khee&#039;Bler&lt;br /&gt;
*Norm L. Pearson &lt;br /&gt;
*The Lord of the [[Squats]]&lt;br /&gt;
*&amp;lt;S&amp;gt;Waldo&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Wally&lt;br /&gt;
*The God Emperor of Mankind&lt;br /&gt;
*Ol’ Funnybones &lt;br /&gt;
*T-8 Double Zero&lt;br /&gt;
*Systems model 101&lt;br /&gt;
*Hugh Mann&lt;br /&gt;
*The Necron emperor of Necronkind&lt;br /&gt;
*The next door neighbour who is a hoarder&lt;br /&gt;
* YOU THIEVING BASTARD!&lt;br /&gt;
*Commander Griefouz&lt;br /&gt;
*Our Lord and Saviour&lt;br /&gt;
*Generic Robot #3775123&lt;br /&gt;
*Trashy the Incontinent&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Fall of Cadia==&lt;br /&gt;
Oddly enough, it appears that Trazyn decided to &#039;aid&#039; the Imperium in their defense of Cadia (he decided that after 60 million years it would be interesting to play the hero for once). He knows the secrets of the Pylons on Cadia, and he even releases Imperium people from his collection (represented in game by letting you deep strike units, if you take Trazyn in your Imperium army). What a great guy giving up his collection to have more space for other exotic exhibits...&lt;br /&gt;
Specifically he got the feeling that something was coming after the Bell of Saint Gersthal started chiming in his collection (in Necron stasis, which shouldn&#039;t have been able to happen), messing with the programs of his Tomb World, breaking a bunch of priceless and unique shit, ruining it with [[Lulz|leaking coolant]], as it rang thirteen times before ceasing. Trazyn, perhaps more befuddled than irate, but really quite put off, promptly headed off to the Celestial Orrery on Thanatos, having to explain having stolen &#039;&#039;their&#039;&#039; shit the last time he was there, just to see what the fuck was going on (but not before casting the bell into the webway, [[Troll|hoping it would be as much of a pain in the Eldar&#039;s ass as it was his]]). And what do you know, there was but the Crons&#039; watching over the thing could do nothing about it cause they were just meant to watch over the thing, not play galactic peacekeepers (although they eventually let him in, the guards weren&#039;t happy that Trazyn was there, due to an incident where some priceless artifact mysteriously went missing the last time he visited). Thus Trazyn decided to take up the role as a savior for once (mostly because he was bored and wanted to try something other than grave-robbing), and find the source of the corruption, which happened to be the little boring world of Cadia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Long story short, Trazyn went off to Cadia released some parts of his collection (most notably Inquisitor Greyfax, though that is mostly just because his old Pen Pal Valeria was apparently killed by another human), and helped the Imperial forces screw around with the Pylons. Which somewhat backfired to put it lightly, though not that it mattered much to him because he stopped caring about playing the hero role and figured that while he was around he could find something for his collection to commemorate such a historic moment. And while he was originally hoping to claim Abaddon for his collection, his second choice was no less impressive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Creed stands alone on the ruined surface of Cadia. He sees a metal giant in a scaled cloak in front of him, hand outstretched.&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;Ursarkar E. [[Creed]] - This is not your end. Eternity Awaits&amp;quot;....&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://images.wikia.com/heman/images/b/bc/Skeletor.jpg Compare and contrast, comrades.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://youtu.be/jJh5PETGihs?t=10m16s Epic duel ahead.]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://soundcloud.com/calvin-turner-606722642/trazyn-the-infinite An audio recording of his infamous letter.] N.B Lost in the warp, and we all know who to blame for that now don&#039;t we?&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVghX8opHJU The infamous robot magpie himself finally has a voice actor!]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT5mWEWTb6A Trazyn National Anthem]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Blood Ravens</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the [[Dark Angels]] though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric composite chapter with multiple lines of descent and component; which would explain away the flesh change, their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck, and even possibly there name, and heraldry. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions (including the Blood Angels, [[Raven Guard]], [[Imperial Fists]], Dark Angels, [[Ultramarines]], and even the White Scars) in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[Azariah Kyras|a Librarian Chapter Master]] [[C.S. Goto|who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from Graia)&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the 9 Artifacts of vulkan (Trazyn still has the other 4...the chapter is trying to change that)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus The Red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slaanesh|Slaanesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaldor Draigo|Kaldor Draigo&#039;s sanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[White Scars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
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{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the [[Dark Angels]] though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric composite chapter with multiple lines of descent and component; which would explain away the flesh change, their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck, and even possibly there name, and heraldry. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions (including the Blood Angels, [[Raven Guard]], [[Imperial Fists]], Dark Angels, [[Ultramarines]], and even the White Scars) in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from Graia)&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the 9 Artifacts of vulkan (Trazyn still has the other 4...the chapter is trying to change that)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus The Red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slaanesh|Slaanesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaldor Draigo|Kaldor Draigo&#039;s sanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[White Scars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Blood Ravens</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the Dark Angels though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric composite chapter with multiple lines of descent and component; which would explain away the flesh change, their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck, and even possibly there name, and heraldry. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions (including the [[Blood Angels]], [[Raven Guard]], [[Imperial Fists]], [[Dark Angels]], [[Ultramarines]], and even the [[White Scars]]) in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from Graia)&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the 9 Artifacts of vulkan (Trazyn still has the other 4...the chapter is trying to change that)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus The Red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slaanesh|Slaanesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaldor Draigo|Kaldor Draigo&#039;s sanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[White Scars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Blood Ravens</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2601:585:8301:76D0:B58A:5C95:F7AC:3340: /* History */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the Dark Angels though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric composite chapter with multiple lines of descent and component; which would explain away the flesh change, their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck, and even possibly there name. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions (including the [[blood angels]], [[Raven Guard]], [[Imperial Fists]], [[Dark Angels]], [[Ultramarines]], and even the [[White Scars]]) in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from Graia)&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the 9 Artifacts of vulkan (Trazyn still has the other 4...the chapter is trying to change that)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus The Red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slaanesh|Slaanesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaldor Draigo|Kaldor Draigo&#039;s sanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[White Scars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Thousand Sons]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Ork</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2601:585:8301:76D0:B58A:5C95:F7AC:3340: /* Ork Klanz */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{awesome}}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:200%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:-Da Orks, all da zoggin&#039; time.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Orks attack3.jpg|600px|thumb|right|&#039;Ere we go, let&#039;s break sum&#039; zoggin&#039; &#039;eads!]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|War is the business of barbarians.|Napoleon Bonaparte}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Humies are mostly pink &#039;n soft, not strong and green like us orkz. And deyz alwayz arguin&#039; over who&#039;s da boss. When one o dem wants to lord it over da othaz, dey say &#039;am rite speshul youz betta worship me&#039; like dis golden yella bloke they keep praisin&#039; or da followaz of dese weird spikey warp boyz some of dem love or dey say &#039;i know somethin that you lot dont so yaz betta listenup&#039;. An den dey start scrappin&#039; wid each other, da loony gitz. An&#039; while dey argue, us orkz just come along and clobba da lot.| Anonymous Ork}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Orks&#039;&#039;&#039; are a race in [[Warhammer 40,000]]. Commonly known as &amp;quot;Greenskins&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;the Green Tide&amp;quot;, they&#039;re probably the most numerous and infestive race in the entire 40K setting, or at least on par with the [[Tyranids]]. They have a &#039;&#039;[[Warhammer Fantasy]]&#039;&#039; equivalent, the only major difference being that fantasy Orks, spelled Orcs, have a (slightly) lower level of technology relative to the setting, they don&#039;t use teef as currency, and they have different attitudes, particularly when it comes to losing a fight. Because of Games Workshop&#039;s desire to keep all their properties under hard lockdown they are now called &amp;quot;Orruks&amp;quot; in Age of Sigmar... So we’re actually going back in time to when orcs were named [[The Lord of the Rings|Uruks]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Orks are the most fun faction of all for the simple reason that they are an over-the-top (even by 40k standards) band of merry misfit maniacs who like shooting shit up, chopping shit up, blowing shit up, and generally being fun-loving crazies.  Laughing gleefully as they run across worlds laying waste to everything as for them, it&#039;s all a game and everyone is a player.  Unfortunately for everyone else, they&#039;re the only ones who think this way and they don&#039;t realize it. While the Codices generally meme up Orks as the comic relief faction, the novels involving them get pretty grimdark especially when it comes to their treatment of human slaves. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ork_Boy.jpg|350px|thumb|left|[[Ork_Boy|The original Boy]]. This guy has been around since 2nd ed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Orks are the most successful race of the [[Warhammer 40,000 | 41st millennium]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{Blam|HERESY!}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;WHO LET DEM HUMIES IN &#039;ERE?!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; Despite their entire lack of structured education or training, they seem to be very proficient with all kinds of technology, which they inevitably utilize for their armaments (of which firearms and vehicles are the most common). This is explained away in the fluff by their origins: they were created by the [[Old Ones#Warhammer 40,000|Old Ones]] to be a warrior race called the &#039;&#039;Krork,&#039;&#039; and some of them (the Mekboyz) were genetically hard-wired to have a pre-programmed proficiency for technological engineering. Unfortunately, the Old Ones died before they could finish their little science project; specifically the psychic control mechanism. The ancient Krork were known to have fought the ancient Eldar empire when the latter was at the peak of its power and were implied to have been a considerable threat (a Harlequin in M32 compares the nearly invincible hordes of the Beast as being like children compared to them). The only Krork to exist in the present day (one of Trazyn&#039;s exhibits) wore exo-armour that was more sophisticated than power armour and stood 12 meters tall. This means that such war machines simply fight everything, everywhere, all the time. This is probably a Warboss, if not a Warlord, as 12 meters is a bit ridiculous for a basic mook even by Warhammer standards. In principle, Orks can loot just about anything: the minor greenskins, such as &amp;quot;Grotz&amp;quot; ([[goblin]]s) can construct several working vehicles and machines out of mere scrap (They actually can&#039;t but orks believe they can so it happens anyway. see: a few paragraphs below). &lt;br /&gt;
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The Orks derive much of their success from their reproductive process: Orks are, essentially, a psychosensitive hybrid of animal and fungi, not unlike a very complex version of a lichen. One advantage is a redundancy of vital organs, making them able to easily survive events such as head transplants; it&#039;s not easy to kill an individual Ork since they could very well shrug off injuries that would cripple a human. In fact there is a [[Valhalla|Valhallan]] folktale about a relative finding an Ork and [[Carnifex#Old_One_Eye|thawing it out only for it to attempt to kill them]]. Another advantage is their ability to grow larger as they win more battles (due to the aforementioned psychosensitivity): an Ork who is winning a fight is enjoying himself, which causes fluctuations in the gestalt field that all Orks generate. These fluctuations supercharge the Ork&#039;s physiology, causing the Ork to gain muscle mass and evolve. Consequently, if an Ork should somehow be incapable of fighting (like being imprisoned); they will actually &#039;&#039;devolve&#039;&#039; instead, causing the Ork to become pudgy and lethargic. This was observed during [[Xenology]] where a captive Ork was eventually found morbidly obese when the Inquisitor brought him out for dissection. Hence,the saying: &amp;quot;Orkz iz made fer fighten&#039; and winnin&#039;&amp;quot; applies literally in their case, as the incentives of fighten&#039; and winnin&#039; are what makes or breaks an Ork.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, the fungal part of their physiology allows Orks to reproduce asexually en masse through underground fungal colonies that act as self-sustaining ecosystems. Reproductive spores enter the topsoil, produce fungal mycelia that assimilate base nutrients and could exchange genetic information with other mycelia, putting normal Human sexual reproduction to shame, and eventually produce lesser Orkoids: squigs and Grotz. The Grotz cultivate the protein-rich squigs in preparation for the emergence of the greater Orks, which take longer to develop. All in all, this cycle was designed to fight against the Necrons, which sterilized a planet to its bacteria. Orks can terraform a barren planet into a veritable paradise this way, though what defines &amp;quot;paradise&amp;quot; is a point of discussion; if you like endless wars and tribal conflicts in a mushroom rich planet, it probably is. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;IS YOU SAYIN&#039; DERE&#039;S FINGS WHAT DON&#039;T LIKE FIGHTIN&#039; FEREVER? DEM UMIES IS REEL GOOD AT MAKIN&#039; FORTS FER US TA KRUMP, SO DEY MUST LIKE FIGHTIN&#039;...&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Though all Orks discharge reproductive spores throughout their lives, the most significant and numerous emissions occur when an Ork is dismembered or dies. Like all fungi, these spores benefit enormously from decaying matter to draw nutrients from... such as enemy corpses. This means that heavy bombardment or entrenched warfare against an Ork force just results in thousands to millions of new Orks, similarly to [[tyranids]]. The concept of &amp;quot;blood-lust&amp;quot; is especially applicable to Orks, as combat effectively serves as the Ork reproductive process (with all associated hormonal incentives).&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to this, an Ork infestation is incredibly hard to handle if kept unchecked since it won&#039;t take them long to get enough boyz to launch a full-scale WAAAGH! to overrun an entire planet and necessitate [[Exterminatus]]. We can use flamethrowers, [[Plasma]], nukes, [[melta]] weapons or anything high-energy to eradicate any spores and fungi, saving the world from the eventual Exterminatus, but then again, efficiency ain&#039;t manly n&#039; [[grimdark]] enough compared to good ol&#039; spore-releasing bolters, chainswords and artillery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Orks only have two popular combat doctrines: [[Choppa|choppy]], which involves giving your opponents a good stomping up close, and [[dakka|shooty]] which involves spitting out as many bullets as possible with an assortment of shootas, and the faster it shoots; the better. That said, a good shoota should also still be able to kill enemies &#039;&#039;while&#039;&#039; putting out a lot of dakka, otherwise it wouldn&#039;t be killy (and woe betide an Ork who isn&#039;t killy). Because of the Ork&#039;s naturally low penchant for accuracy; they typically get around this problem in two methods: the first one is to have a gun that simply shoots bullets as fast as Orkily possible that the wielder &#039;&#039;should&#039;&#039; be able to hit something eventually (strapping two or more shootas together is a crude but effective way to go about this). The second one is to make the gun really killy every time it shoots, like putting a dangerously high-explosive shell in a kannon that can obliterate an entire building in one shot.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Eac.jpg|thumb|right|450px|Hey if it works...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Orks are commonly believed to be stupid and superstitious by the other races of the 40k world, but they can also be cunning and quick on the draw. Orks are always ready for a fight and while you can trick them, they quite like the idea of tricking people back. &lt;br /&gt;
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Their philosophy of DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA is the ultimate truth: because of the aforementioned gestalt field, Ork vehicles painted red will ultimately go faster than Ork vehicles that are &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; painted red, because the Orks believe that Red makes everything go faster:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;DIS &#039;UMIE GIT THINKZ DAT DA RED WUNZ DON&#039;T GO FASTA? DEY DON&#039;T KNOW DAT ANYFING PAINTED RED MAKES IT DA BEST AN&#039; MAKES IT GO FASTAAAA COZ RED IZ BEST!  &#039;&#039;&#039;*WHAM!*&#039;&#039;&#039;  NO IT AIN&#039;T, YA BLEEDIN&#039; SQUIG, &#039;&#039;&#039;GREEN&#039;&#039;&#039; IZ BEST!  &#039;&#039;&#039;*Boots up the bog*&#039;&#039;&#039; SHUT YER GOB, &#039;E WAS TALKIN&#039; &#039;BOUT DA TRUKKS, YA GIT! &lt;br /&gt;
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We can assume that this cuts both ways, with enemies such as the Blood Angels and White Scars gaining the same boost due to their use of red paint.&lt;br /&gt;
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A hallmark of Greenskin civilization is the WAAAGH! (like &amp;quot;war&amp;quot;). A term of their oft-forgotten &amp;quot;true&amp;quot; language, deafening volume is a key part of its proper pronunciation. To this end, it is always written in all-caps, with at least three &amp;quot;A&amp;quot;s and an exclamation point. The WAAAGH! occurs when an Ork population reaches critical mass and a dominant Warboss appears. A Warboss is an Ork Alpha who is bigger than all the other Orks and have proven his right to lead by either his sheer size or krumpin&#039; all the other big Orks that thinks otherwise. Lesser Orks sense the presence of the Boss in the Orks&#039; psychic field and follow him on what is often described as a combination of pub riot and holy war with a dash of genocide. The WAAAGH! accomplishes two things: it weeds out weaker Orks, keeping the species strong; and it facilitates genetic exchange and reproduction as the Orks die and release spores.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ork economy is based on teef, more information on which [[toof|can be found here]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Ork religious beliefs also help manage their population. Orks believe in two gods, [[Gork]] and [[Mork]], which according to the Orks are engaged in a perpetual battle between themselves. One is &amp;quot;kunningly brutal&amp;quot; where the other is &amp;quot;brutally kunnin&#039;&amp;quot;, which is in itself a good summary of the Orkish race. The former (like regular Boyz) will punch anything in front of them first and only fall back on a more cunning trick if that doesn&#039;t work, while the latter (like the many Oddboyz) will try the sly trick first and only fall back on straightforward violence second. Unfortunately, no one can decide which god is which, nor can the Orks decide which is better: cunning brutality or brutal cunning. These differences of opinion tend to lead to Gigantic Brawls, yet another method of keeping the Ork race strong, warlike and in check. Their division also keeps them perpetually divided, for it has been theorized that if the Orks were to ever unite in one big WAAAGH!, their gestalt reality-warping field might just as well turn omnipotent and crush all opposition.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ork society is effectively the perfect society. Its society is a Kratocracy (A Government ruled by the strongest, fitting for Orks) in maturity as all disputes are settled fairly quickly and painfully (just the way they like it). The economy is steady, as teef grow and rot at a reliable rate. Once a Boss is in charge, mostly everyone falls into place, and the Orks go and [[/tg/ Gets Shit Done|get shit done]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Also, they probably killed the Imperial Fists. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;All of them.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; Scratch that, [[Slaughter Koorland|one of them survived!]] &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; DAMN IT! SHOW ME DA GIT THAT LET HIM LIVE AND I WILL CRUMP HIM SO HARD HE WILL SE LAST CENTURY!&lt;br /&gt;
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Fun fact: The orks use black and white on their shock troops, because it reminds them of the Luna Wolves who destroyed them at Ullanor. The orks do not fear death, but they do fear the Luna Wolves. That is right, Horus traumatized them as a race more than the fucking grim reaper. Note: Why would you fear death, if death usually results in you being reborn into several thousands of yourself? Horus probably swept the spores up post battle and that&#039;s why they fear him. Though it&#039;s also worth mentioning that Orks harbor a natural fear of Commander Farsight too, whom they know as &amp;quot;Da Red Commit&amp;quot;. Though given that the Dawn Blade consumes the souls of those it kills, it&#039;s likely that any Orks cut down by Farsight do not reproduce. But then again he was committing Ork genocide long before he found the blade so...And of course, we can&#039;t just forget the final great fear of the Orks, [[Commissar Yarrick]], the only normal human that can cause orks to actively PANIC. On the other hand Yarrick, Farsight and Moon-Wolfie boyz are also considered a source of prime fighting so despite being scary they actually also attract orks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ork Life Cycle===&lt;br /&gt;
When an Ork Waaagh&#039;s they release spores into the air (this also happens after they die). Depending on how many Orkoids are on a planet this can either be negligible to a planet&#039;s environment or kick off a terraforming (Ullanor-forming) process. The main feature generated by this process are the Spawning Shrooms. These &amp;quot;Shrooms&amp;quot; like dark places similar to normal mushrooms, but are connected to the spawning of Snottlings, Gretchin, Squigs, and Boyz. Boyz created by this process emerge fully-grown from cocoons, from which they [[rip and tear]] their way out as Orkily as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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Keep in mind that all orkoid organisms produce spores, and any given spore could mature into any given orkoid phenotype depending on conditions. Not just orks themselves, but also gretchin, snotlings, and all sorts of fungi or squigs.  Since there are enough varieties of the latter two to fill out every niche in a fully-formed ecosystem, there are quite a few thriving planets out there where the only things that &#039;&#039;aren&#039;t&#039;&#039; green are the freaking weather rocks, and occasional bright red squig, and the air everywhere is filled with perpetual shouting.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Age of Da Ork M41===&lt;br /&gt;
With the advent of GW advancing the timeline so too has the Ork timeline advanced.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Great Rift has been dubbed Gork&#039;s Grin by the Orks. The Warp Rifts are being used by Orks to &amp;quot;navigate&amp;quot; across the galaxy. Typically being dropped into the best fights in the galaxy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Old Zogwort&#039;s Wierdwaaagh! destroyed a planet with Mork&#039;s snot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mad Dok Grotsnik has been leading a Painboy Waaagh that&#039;s captured Silver Templar Primaris Marines.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ghazghkull is blessed by Gork and Mork so much that he can use the Warp Rifts (Or some unknown means) to be at multiple places across the galaxy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Freebooter Warbands close in on the traitor world of Eisenfel, where Gork&#039;s fist is gonna crush da Chaos Gitz.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nazdreg is gonna loot a Stormsurge to prove that his boyz have the most Dakka, and surpass Badrukk&#039;s Flash Gits.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Antonis Crusade kills a bunch of Orks, leaving them as feral warbands, only for Night Lords and Feral Orks to destroy them.&lt;br /&gt;
*Death Skull Waaagh Zort loots the Necron Tombworld of Overlord Thanptek the Magnificent. Including the Overlord himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rynn&#039;s World gets Primaris reinforcements which acts as a beacon for Orks who want to Rynn&#039;s World 2: Electric Dakka-loo&lt;br /&gt;
*A Blood Axe Waaagh defeats the Heretic Skull Knights warband on Jakhtor. When the Blood Axes retreat its soon realized that they are waiting for the Imperial reinforcements to arrive so they can get a proppa&#039; fight.&lt;br /&gt;
*Krooldakka has lead a Speedwaaagh! on the planet of Vigilus. Leading to Ork death racing while waiting for the planet&#039;s defenses to weaken. Which happens and leads to the new 40k world wide campaign(we hope).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ork Teknology==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dat zoggin bigmek by majesticchicken.jpg|220px|thumb|left|A perfect example of Ork tech. Powered by make-believe and the essence of WAAAGH!, and patched together with duct tape and chewing gum, the emperor himself has truly never seen finer craftsmanship or innovation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Occasionally, if a &amp;quot;tech-caste&amp;quot; gets into control of an Ork society, ridiculous constructions can result. Best example we know about is the Telon Reach Empire and its central stronghold Gorro. A &amp;quot;scrapworld&amp;quot;, Gorro was full of things that shouldn&#039;t have worked at all (Horus notes that individual bits of architecture inside were just too mad for any human to contemplate) and could withstand the normally planet-killing weapons on the Vengeful Spirit and Imperator Somnium (the Emperor&#039;s own flagship). The Orks defending it were far more advanced than most (everything from their augmentations to the accuracy of their ships&#039; weapons) and had actually built a plasma reactor to hold their world together. Their function mostly relied on the Orks&#039; gestalt, as the core began to fail as the Emperor, Horus and their respective posses carved through the population. Once the Emperor killed the resident Warboss and psychically burned the rest of the Orks (a preview of what he&#039;d eventually do to Horus) the system went into total meltdown.&lt;br /&gt;
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How Ork Technology works is up for debate. As written Ork technology is beyond comprehension by the majority of races. Their weapons/tech work and other races can use them, but not as effectively. Techpriests have taken apart Ork guns and reassembled them to what they assume is the same configuration only to find that they don&#039;t work any more. This leads to two schools of thought on Ork Technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Anzion Theorem of Orkoid Mechamorphic Resonant Kinetics - Every Ork is a Psyker===&lt;br /&gt;
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The Anzion Theorem postulates that Ork technology works mainly because the Orks think it does. The explanation is that the subconscious gestalt psychic field that all Orks generate enables their technology to function; the stronger the field, the more unlikely their technological achievements become. In older versions of the fluff, if you hand an Ork a pipe and convince him it&#039;s a gun, it WILL shoot bullets. They&#039;re like reality-warping Physical &amp;quot;Gods&amp;quot;, only weakened by their stupidity and their preference to fight each other instead of uniting, hence why the Imperium still manages to survive in these dark times. In later versions, this has been toned down from &amp;quot;impossible&amp;quot; to merely &amp;quot;unlikely&amp;quot; because GW won&#039;t keep anything canon that&#039;s that [[derp|badass]]. If Ork technology is held together by spit, duct tape, and hope, then the Orks&#039; psychic field provides the hope. &lt;br /&gt;
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For example: a Wartrukk with a mob of Orks in it sputters and dies. Da boyz hop out and have a look.&lt;br /&gt;
One of da boyz examines the readouts and says to the Nob driver, &amp;quot;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;Da bloody fing is outta gas!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Said Nob hits the offending Ork in the face so hard that he falls unconscious. &amp;quot;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;Look &#039;ere, I&#039;z da boss, and I sez I filled this fing up righ&#039; before we left!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
The rest of da boyz look at each other, halfway convinced. He &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the biggest Ork among them, and he &#039;&#039;did&#039;&#039; just prove it.  Maybe he &#039;&#039;did&#039;&#039; fill it up right before they left. That&#039;s the sort of thing one does when one&#039;s in charge. Da boyz begin to file back into the Wartrukk, and with a satisfied nod, the Nob gets in and cranks her up. Because da boyz believe that there is plenty of fuel in the truck, one drop does for ten, and the Wartrukk and da boyz arrive just in time for the next fight. &lt;br /&gt;
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The purpose for this sort of thing is primarily to compensate for the Orks&#039; technological disadvantage by comparison with races like the [[Tau]], [[Necron]]s, or the [[Eldar]]. For example, a meat cleaver in the hands of an Ork can tear through the toughest ceramite armor if the Ork believes it will; for anyone BUT an Ork, a power weapon or the equivalent would be required to do so. This tends to work well for them, but not for the other races of the galaxy: Imperial observers note that Ork weapons generally will not function in the hands of a non-Ork. The only reason the Orks haven&#039;t exploited the limits of their generated gestalt field by creating easily made but devastatingly powerful weaponry that could eclipse the weapons of the other races is that they themselves do not know nor understand that they create said field, they believe that their equipment works because that&#039;s how the universe wants it to work, not because they themselves are making it work. Which I guess makes it true. This, in turn, makes for an interesting paradox: If orks managed to understand the physical universe as it is, they would not believe their &amp;quot;weapons&amp;quot; work, thus, stripping them of their psychic advantage. If there is a little ounce of disbelief, this would wreck their ability to... believe hard enough so as to manipulate reality.&lt;br /&gt;
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This said, Orky know-wots DO have a say in stuff that the Orks build. Mekboyz build much of the stuff they do because they have been genetically ingrained with the knowledge on how to make and maintain their technology. While much of their tech runs because they want to, the basis is that the Orks &#039;&#039;can&#039;&#039; actually build a conceptually working frame to get all Orky on. This explains how Orks can build such technological wonders as the Shokk Attack Gun, which propels [[Snotling|Snotlings]] through the Warp and into the armor, tanks, [[Rape|and bodies]] of their enemies. Also, there &#039;&#039;have&#039;&#039; been instances of Ork tech working well in the hands of other races,( at least for a time till it blows up). Be careful though, most Ork players have &#039;&#039;very&#039;&#039; deep-set opinions on how Orky tech works, and [[skub|debates]] between them can generate much [[RAGE]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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This argument becomes &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; unstable &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; interesting when looked at too closely. In particular, if this was the case Psykers would be able to combat Ork technology more effectively. In fact if Orks created a Psychic Field then Sisters of Silence could easily destroy it, causing Ork constructions to not work. Unless Orks psychic field is completely unrelated to warp energies. Which would give us a very interesting part of lore. However, keep in mind on the tabletop that Sisters of Silence dont flat-out destroy all warp energies. They certainly negate it, but its perfectly possible for a psyker to get a good roll and fire off a smite into his target. And if all the Orks are really psykers, then they&#039;d probably overpower the negative-energy shield the sisters have. We know Orks DEFINITELY have a Psychic Field, and the Sisters don&#039;t seem to be effective against it unless we are talking weirdboyz, which seem to be kind of border case. Also, WAAAAGH energy is something almost completely different than the psychics other races use, and it tends to ignore/negate some of the restrictions other psykers have. That would suggest that the Old Ones when creating Orks&#039; ancestors actually used some other form of psychic phenomenon that is unrelated to or isolated from the warp somehow. This might suggest that orks&#039; gestalt psychic field is actually very advanced form of technology similar to that used to create the webway (which is basically parts of the warp that are isolated from the warp itself) or alternatively that there is some kind third reality/energy/metalevel that is not related to the warp or reality but intersects both (because we know orks&#039; gestalt field works as well in the warp as in reality, evidenced by their starships traversing the warp and functioning). In the end we do not know but there is something in there. Probably. Or it could all be powered by a bunch of grots duct-taped together. Who knows? In the end, we should look at it like the Ork&#039;s themselves. If it works, who cares? Worrying about it just means less time krumping gits.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Orks and the Emperor====&lt;br /&gt;
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An extension of the &amp;quot;All Orks are Psykers&amp;quot; theory is that the [[Emperor|Emprahs]] continued existence (despite the fact his throne is in serious need of an MOT) is the fact that the Orks BELIEVE it to be so. As any self-respecting Weirdboy will tell you, what da boyz fink will &#039;appen &#039;appens (see below), so if they think the Emperor is still alive then alive he will be. Probably cos they&#039;re not stupid enough to realise he&#039;s a corpse more fucked than a Slaaneshi cultist at Ciaphas Cain&#039;s place.. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;ANG ON A SECOND.. I FINK DEY BE MAKIN FUN OF US...WELL.....MAYBE WE OUTTA GO STOMP SUM HUMIES!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;(that&#039;s right, the &amp;quot;chaos boys&amp;quot; are messing with you orks, go stomp them in the name of the Emp... For the WAAAGGGHH!. ahem..)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;(Heretics.....)&lt;br /&gt;
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====Orks and Yarrick====&lt;br /&gt;
Another stupid theory. Yarrick is still alive past the normal age for humans because Ghaz and his boyz think he should. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; Not that he is taking rejuvenation treatments to extend his life like any other hero of the Imperium.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Also Orks believe a glance from Yarrick can kill them so it does. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Not that he&#039;s heard the story and decided to equip himself with a bionic eye with a laser to scare Orks.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Clearly Yarrick will live longer than the Emperor due to Orks believing in him...&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ork Technology is More Advanced than it Seems===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Cultural collapse, reorientation of belief systems in the aftermath of a renaissance can provoke magical thinkin&#039; in previously rational beingz... - Talker, Madboy on the subject of the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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On another perspective. Looking over the Ork codices from old to new the only record of Orks willing technology to work is one line in which a techpriest says &amp;quot;Well if we can&#039;t figure this out it must be magic&amp;quot;. In fact the only source besides that codex entry is this 1d4chan page... All other lore being from the Techpriest perspective. The Ork Codex points out that Mek Boys and Big Meks are genetically engineered by the Brain Boyz/Old Ones to know how technology works. In &amp;quot;Evil Sun Rising&amp;quot;, the Big Meks who created the Stompa Fat Mork don&#039;t remember how they created their super compact, miniature red sun engine. The implication is that as the Meks worked together that it unlocked the technology. This might mean that the Brain Boyz/Old Ones programmed the mek genetics to gain access to bigger and better equipment when the army is at a proper size to create and maintain such weaponry. As Ork numbers grow and Waaaghs become bigger more technology is unlocked. The Gorkanaut and Morkanaut walkers are unlocked when Meks begin thinking that a Great Waaagh is coming along.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ork technology is special in many ways, while crude and impossible from an outsider perspective almost all of Ork technology is based on the idea of [[Looted|looting the enemy technology]]. They are the apex scavengers and can create weapons from the technology of the Imperials, Tau, Eldar, Necrons, and even the biotechnology of the Tyranids. It could be guessed that the Brain Boyz wanted Orks to be able to adapt to any battlefield and be able to resupply without need of supply lines. In this way Orks don&#039;t need to wait for a spaceship to drop a Titan to the battlefield for back up, instead they can build one out of that broken humie one.&lt;br /&gt;
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And this is BEFORE we even consider what the hordes of the Beast were able to do that no other concurrent faction could, such as create Void Shielded Deff Dreads, Ork Ambassadors, and teleporting attack moons into the Terra&#039;s orbit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039; there are a few holes in this theory. First one must remember that the Imperium is not the only faction to try and study/retrofit Ork technology. The Tau have a much greater understanding of science and engineering than the Imperium and still cannot figure out Ork tek. Though there isn&#039;t much from the Eldar perspective on how Ork Tek works, which could just mean that they don&#039;t care. The second point is that Orks use materials that shouldn&#039;t work as components for weapons and technology. Finally there&#039;s [[Colorz]]; red paint causes things go faster, yellow causes explosions to be bigger, and purple makes everything stealthy. Though Colorz only exist in the rules with Red Ones Go Fasta and Deff Skulls being lucky, most of the other stories are overblown fanfics by the fanbase.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Special Note on Orky Vehicles===&lt;br /&gt;
To properly describe what Ork vehicles are like is a difficult prospect, or perhaps an overlooked opportunity. Either way, few actually attempt to clarify in tangible terms what orkish vehicle-makers create.&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s start with the venerable Trukk.  Keep in mind that the standard Ork Boy is a hunched, monstrous, 7-foot-tall Hulk Hogan. Now, the Trukk is essentially an over-sized, skeletal pickup truck, with armored bus tires and a spiked ram-plate for a bumper. The frame is then covered in all manner of inch-thick armor plating, the basic standard in orkish vehicle armor. No Ork vehicle with more than two wheels has an engine smaller than a V8, and the trukk is no exception. A common brag for a trukk owner, &amp;quot;I&#039;z put twelve silenderz in dis &#039;ere kart&amp;quot; (when not met with the classic &amp;quot;You shoulda sprung fer forteen!&amp;quot; comeback), is similar to a human saying he put an extra two cylinders in his car and overhauled his transmission.&lt;br /&gt;
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Larger orkish vehicles, like the Big Trakk, often use V14 engines that any human would say belongs on a fishing trawler. Alternatively, some vehicles use turbine engines for extra torque (which is always a good thing) and a higher top speed (also a good thing), or crackling electrical engines (less popular than a good-old combustion engine, but can &amp;quot;accidentally&amp;quot; taze pesky Lootas or enemies who get too close (i.e. rammed)). Big Trakks are literally the size of a heavy tank, but are completely open-topped to provide a chassis for hauling Boyz or insanely big gunz into the fight. They have banks of fat-tired wheels or, most likely, four-plus-foot-wide treads. They have as much torque as a Battle Wagon and fear no infantry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Special Groups of Orks==&lt;br /&gt;
Apart from the regular Boyz, there are several groups of Orks who specialize in a specific task or doctrine. Called Oddboys (if they are relatively normal when fighting time rolls around) or Weirdboys (when they shoot lighting out of their eyes, gunz or eye-gunz). The most common ones are:&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Oddboys|Oddboyz]]===&lt;br /&gt;
This category is filled with Orks who express genetic predispositions to certain tasks. Here are your Mekboys (engineers), Painboys (doctors), Weirdboys (psykers), Madboyz (psychos), Slaverz/Runtherders (take care of grots, snotlings and slaves), [[Dorfs|Brewerz]] (makers of alcohol; retconned), [[Noise Marines|Rockaz]] (musicians; also retconned), and Shoutaz (communications experts).&lt;br /&gt;
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====Kult of Speed====&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Speed freek]]s who commonly go into the battlefield on bikes hyped up on dakka and flashy bitz, as their name suggests, they&#039;z like goin&#039; faster dan fast. On tabletop, they&#039;re okay, since they&#039;re really shooty for Orks and fairly cheap. These guys field the classic Mobile Ork Army, which causes loads of [[Butthurt]] and [[Rage]] when people go up against them. Just look out for Lascannons.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Deff Skwadron | Flyboys]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crazed pilots that like fast vehicles, death defying stunts, and lots of dakka. The better pilots, fighta aces, are held in great esteem only by other flyboys and tend to give themselves crazy-cool nicknames.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Burna Boyz | Burna Boyz]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Burna boyz are similar to standard orks in ability, possessing no unique qualities except every one of them being a pyromaniac. These boys are the type who would burn their own mother alive if she tried to stop them from playing with matches, even though Orks technically don&#039;t have moms. As such, they regularly burn their own comrades for the hell of it (to see them &#039;do da burny dance&#039;). Their obsession with fire is of course, genetically coded, and this has a particular disadvantage during periods of time where stealth is of the essence. In fact, this pyromania coupled with the rate of accidental deaths among Orks may explain why Burna boyz aren&#039;t more common; after all, an Ork that accidentally burns himself to death wouldn&#039;t be able to spread his spores so easily. On a more lighthearted note, they are also quite fond of fungus cigars!&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt; GREEN IZ BEST&amp;lt;/SPAN&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Mekboy|Mekboys]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Meks are Orks who are capable of making the ramshackle yet effective weapons and vehicles the Orks use. They&#039;re primarily the ones who make the warband&#039;s wagons, restore salvaged vehicles, and create/modify weapons. An Ork who lead bands of Mekboys is called a &amp;quot;Big Mek&amp;quot;, and is a bitch to kill on tabletop if he&#039;s kitted out. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQdaEFa_60 Five-up cover saves for everyone!] &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt; &#039;Ho says we aint smart &#039;n&#039; such! Only fing betta den an ork is an ork wif a good bit of technorkology &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Painboy]]z====&lt;br /&gt;
Basically Orks medics, a Painboy&#039;s instinctive understanding - and obsession - is with medicine, anatomy and surgery. Unlike the Meks above who are seen with something like reverence, other orks think Painboyz are dangerous and won&#039;t go anywhere near them unless they really have to. This is because, like the Mekboyz, Painboyz are driven mostly by their urge to explore and experiment and aren&#039;t very good at concentrating on what they&#039;re supposed to be doing. Which is okay when the Mek tinkers with a piece of gear, but a lot worse when the Dok starts poking around inside a body and removing bits at random just to see how it works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Tankbustas]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Many Orks enjoy the odd explosion. These guys like that so much that they decided what better way to get their kicks than to get into a nice squad of 5-15 boys and try blowing tanks sky high with their rokkits. They also train Squigs to run into tanks while strapped to the hilt with explosives. And if neither of that works, run into close-combat and strike the tank with a rokkit attached to a metal stick. They get so high off this that they will enter the broken vehicle, eat any survivors, and drink the motor oil in a ritual act known as &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt; &amp;quot;GETTIN&#039; TANKED!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Lootas]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Lootas are Orks who are obsessed with pimping out their shootas by salvaging bitz from their enemies. Lootas are critically important to Orkish mechanical industry, because they head salvage operations and assist Meks where Grots can&#039;t. They&#039;re also the ones who loot wrecked tanks and vehicles after a battle to use as Looted Wagons, with the help of Mekboys, which means Orks can remobilize rapidly, and scale up to match tank-driving foes. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;When not fighting or looting, Lootaboyz are a menace to Orky society, stealing, swindling, making trouble, and being REAL BACKSTABBIN GITs the reason other Boyz can&#039;t have nice things.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt;WOT?! YIZ SAYIN&#039; DERE&#039;S TIME WHEN DA ORKZ AIN&#039;T FOIGHTIN&#039; OR LOOTIN&#039;?! I OUTTA GIVE YA A STAMP!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Flash Gitz]]====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt;DA PIMPIEST ORK IZ DA BESTEST ORK!!!!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt;Dat is why dey arrogant Gits.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; They are another group of shoota-obsessed Orks known as &amp;quot;Flash Gitz&amp;quot;; rich, obnoxious Bad Moonz gits who buy powerful weapons and upgrades using their large stockpiles of [[toof|teef]]. They love nothing more than showing off their wealth and (supposedly associated) martial power. They do things like wearing &#039;&#039;FABOLOUS&#039;&#039; clothing, sporting huge banners declaring their awesomeness (shogun-style), and plating everything they have in gold, silver, platinum, or any other shiny metal they have at hand (although gold is preferred). Goldz iz da bestest. Flash Gitz boast the shootiest kustom shootaz in all of orkdom, sometimes known as &amp;quot;snazzgunz&amp;quot;, which makes them an invaluable asset to their clan. Conversely, due to their boasting and attitude problems they often alienate pretty much every other Ork they work with, and are prone to getting their arrogant asses booted out of their group the moment they become less useful than annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Freebooterz]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Orks who raid and pillage the galaxy as MOTHERFUCKING PIRATES. And just to add to their awesomeness, they&#039;ll usually dress and/or speak like pirates. (W)AAARG! Well-known individuals include Kaptins Badrukk and Bludflagg.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Ork Kommando|Kommandos]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Orks who managed to figure out that charging a gunline isn&#039;t always the best option, so dey&#039;z da sneakiest of da Orks. In practice, all of this boils down to a fairly simple difference in tactics. Whereas a normal Ork Boy will see the enemy and immediately [[WAAAGH|shout]], run up to him, and smash him in the head, a Kommando will see the enemy, hide behind a nearby [[Catachan Jungle Fighters|bush]]/[[Dorf|barrel]]/[[Creed|lamp-post]] and wait for the enemy to get close like 5 feet to 2 meters, THEN shout, run up to him, and smash him in the head. They typically paint themselves purple, which Orks believe is the sneakiest color (and because Orks are Orks, purple does in fact make them harder to see ... don&#039;t ask how the fuck that one works, it just does &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt;Hav you eva seen a purpul ork? Course not, dey&#039;s &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;too sneaky&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; don&#039;t exist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;.) &lt;br /&gt;
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Kommandos rely on stealth tactics rather than balls-out firepower, and achieve this by using crude camouflage techniques, Speshul Forces equipment such as night-vision goggles, various types of grenades, and all those other gubbins that makes them all sneaky. However, their best weapon is often that the concept of Orks using tactics beyond drowning their enemies in corpses and bullets is so completely out there that a lot of Imperial commanders [[Skaven|do not believe that Kommandos actually exist]], which actually make their job easier to pull off. The Imperials quite often find out the very hard way that some orks have both brains and brawn. For instance, nobody laughed when a Kommando unit suddenly [[Blood Ravens|hi-jacked]] a unit of three [[Deathstrike Missile Launcher]]s inside a Mordian regiment&#039;s lines drove one to the front and proceeded to launch it at the their front lines, killing thousands, including a [[Baneblade]] (Except for the Orks, who laughed their faces off as this was happening). Meanwhile, the Kommandos ran off with the remaining one and two extra missiles.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kommandos are typically distrusted by other Orks due to their chosen battle strategy. They view as sneaking about rather than getting straight to a fight, right and proppa as &amp;quot;Muckin&#039; about&amp;quot;. The enjoyment of the color purple among them is also considered right strange. As dere ain&#039;t no such thing as a purple ork!&lt;br /&gt;
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An ork asked about Kommando groups: &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; &amp;quot;I dinna see anyfing... Do you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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====Feral Orks====&lt;br /&gt;
Hidden away in GW fluff are these guys.  These guys are what happens after a WAAAGH! has left your planet. They crop up in wildernesses and form tribes. They don&#039;t have technology (like shootas) or any kind of mekboys or even good resources to build junk. They are roughly on par with your [[Warhammer Fantasy|Fantasy]] Orks, so you can just use your Fantasy army in 40k if you can fluff your army right. Not like it matters, it&#039;s the same tactic either game. They tend to have Grots, Kommandos and Weirdboys coming out of their ears, and love to ride big squigs. If you don&#039;t prune them back to the forest well enough, they might sic buttloads of squiggoths on you. Snakebites love these guys, and if space-born Orks pick them up, Feral Orks usually become Snakebites anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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They breed a special kind of Oddboy, the Pigdok, who is a combination of a Mek and a Dok, but excels at neither. They do surgical procedures like a stereotypical medicine man, wander around covered in robes and talismans given to them by the Weirdboy Shamans, and head the construction of things like ballistas and catapults, all the way up to magical stompy Idols and the [[Titans_40k#Orky_Titans|Steam Gargant]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Weirdboy]]z====&lt;br /&gt;
Weirdboyz are Orks who are active psykers. All Orks are passive psykers, emitting their WAAAGH!! gestalt field, but Weirdboyz are the only ones who can decide they&#039;re gonna blow another Ork&#039;s face off with a mean look and a lightning bolt (and get it to actually happen). They tend to be crazy and can blow up if they&#039;re not careful. Even when they are careful. Sometimes blowing up is the preferred/expected option for a Weirdboy. Amusingly, most Weirdboyz are &#039;cowards&#039;, in the sense that they know bad things happen whenever they get into a fight alongside a bunch of other Orks so they try to avoid doing that. The other Orks are often forced to drag them along.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Retcons==&lt;br /&gt;
All following Ork Oddboys have been retconned, at least by GW&#039;s word. They live on in our hearts (and custom-models) as:&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rokkas===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rogue Trader]] Orks with a penchant for hard rock, metal, leather armor, and overgrown hair squigs. While still technically retconned, they do seem to keep cropping up in the fluff. Also known as Goff Rokkas, these boyz tend to come out of the Goffs exclusively, but it isn&#039;t completely unknown for other Clans to spit out one of these crazy green &amp;quot;musicians&amp;quot;. They play machine gun guitars and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_wdRy7x4Sc PARTY &#039;ARD!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
It should be noted that Rokkas were invented in the Eighties, so they don&#039;t play things like Death Metal as much as they do generic Metal, 80&#039;s Metal, electric guitar ballads, and Hard Rock.&lt;br /&gt;
(note: the Goff Rokkas essentially make the [[Dawn of War III]] ork theme canon)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Shoutas===&lt;br /&gt;
These orks have over-developed lungs and super-strong vocal cords so that they can [[Derp|yell really loud.]] Yes, you heard me right. They yell across Gargant-tops and over battlefield din to act as a telecommunications array. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;See, not all things that were retconned were too good to last.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:200%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;SHUDDUP STOOPID HUMIE, WHUT DO YOU KNOW?!?!?! SHOUTAS IZ DA BEST!!!!!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:lightgreen;font-size:300%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;YOU&#039;Z CALL DAT SHOUTIN&#039;? YOU&#039;Z AIN&#039;T A REEL SHOUTA, YA GIT!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:forestgreen;font-size:700%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;A REAL SHOUTA&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:forestgreen;font-size:850%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DROWNS OUT DA&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:forestgreen;font-size:1000%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;COMPUTISHUN!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:lightgreen;font-size:1750%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;I Konkur!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:40%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;I&#039;z prefur sneekin&#039; up to some hummie and shoutin&#039; in iz ear from reel gut close.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyone caught messing with this section again will get their shit handed to them. Do you know how fucking hard it is to make sure this shit is right? I can&#039;t do this AND dodge those fucking Orks. I&#039;m a janitor, and a FUCKING BENDY PENIS!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;See, iffin&#039; you&#039;z had sum of dat purpley paint, dis wouldn&#039; be a problem now, would it?&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;e got youz good, e&#039; did. aneewayz da squigs ated da inturn again. Git ta cleenen dat wod ya.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; I &#039;erd dem cleanin&#039; orks do wat they do and don&#039;t even want no teef for it&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Brewerz===&lt;br /&gt;
Again, not technically retconned, but never mentioned after about 3rd Edition. Brewerz, or Brewer Boyz function much like Mekboys or Mad Doks do, knowing the ins and outs of brewing through genetically inherited intuition. They make alcohol out of squigs. Made everything from beers to malts to meads to liquors to scotches. Yes, certain squigs can be made into scotch. No, no grains are involved in the process. No, they&#039;ve never done this in Scotland. No, you may not question this.&lt;br /&gt;
SQUIGGIE WALKER - RED LABEL! COS IT ZOGZ YOU IN DA BRAIN FASTA!&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Eend out of mashrooms too booss!&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[What|Basically, they brew babies into beer sometimes.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;HERESY, ORK HERESY, ANY IMPERIAL CITIZENS WILL BE MURDERED ON SIGHT AFTER READING THIS.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; *WHAM* OY BOSS, DEM HUMIES IZ TRYN&#039;A TAKE AWAYZ OUR SQUIG JUICE!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Zoggin DAMN&#039;IT! NOT AGAIN!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Female Orks===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Vaguely referenced in older fluff and glimpsed during Blood Bowl, sacrificed because nobody wants to see those canonized saggy Ork tits (Except [[/d/]]), and fucking whores (and ye mum).  Suffice to say, some drawfags will still draw them and several on [[/tg/]] will doubtlessly [[Faptau|fap]] to it.  Considering how many random mutations are seen amongst the Orks, the possibility is [[Meme|more likely than you&#039;d think]].  In normal canon, Orks are asexual, popping out of fungal growths in the ground...&lt;br /&gt;
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...but in the older fluff, when the Orks were basically Fantasy Orcs in space, there &#039;&#039;were&#039;&#039; female orks.  Later fluff [[retcon]]ned this, so that in later parts of their life cycle Orks would temporarily develop sexual characteristics and go bang one another.  For the sake of Games Workshop&#039;s writers&#039; self-respect, this too was also retconned. And all but the drawfags are happy for that. All in all though, the idea of female orks or goblinoids of any sort is much more readily accepted across most genres involving greenskins of any sort, so the decision may more likely have been to make the Orks dependent on getting blown up to repopulate along with being hardlined for blockbuster style war (though, as with all evolution, this is mutable to change, as there are Orks like the Blood Axes who understand ideas like trading with da&#039; humies&#039;, peace, and using functional armor and weapons that don&#039;t stop working just because da&#039; mob&#039; believes dey are useless. SEE, HUMIES ARE GUD&#039; F&#039;R SOME FINGS BUT NOT EVERY FING!).&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; Oi&#039;m twalf an&#039; wots dis? &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; {{FWIP|&#039;&#039;&#039;DAT GIT WAZ KRUMPED FOR DIS POST.&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Madboyz===&lt;br /&gt;
Not seen since the heydays of second edition and Epic 40k, although they&#039;re still mentioned here and there in the fluff. Madboyz are Orks that go crazy under the mental strain of knowledge encoded in their genes suddenly becoming available, their behavior becoming erratic and unstable even for Orks. The other Orks often round them up into a large warband that is set loose upon the enemy, in the hope their madness will prove useful or at least entertaining. (In game terms you rolled for their actions randomly, and it could vary from outright fleeing to going absolutely berzerk and charging forward while ignoring wounds.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Brain Boyz===&lt;br /&gt;
Brain Boyz is how the Orks call the Old Ones. The retcon is that the Orks&#039; origin has shifted around a few times, such as the Brain Boyz being the ancestors of the Snotlings (although the Orks still believe that, but it&#039;s no longer the official explanation it was in Rogue Trader).&lt;br /&gt;
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(OBJEKSHUN! Dat&#039;z still canon! Codex 7th ED 2014 and we&#039;z seen it in the one before dat un!!! What shrooms did ya zoggin&#039; gits eat?!)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ork Klanz==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Oi, listen up ya gits. Dere&#039;s six diverant majah clanz of Ork, and dey&#039;s all right &#039;ard. Da clanz waz made way back by [[The Beast|the biggest, baddest warboss dere eva waz]], startin&#039; out as his specialist boyz before dey became dey own klanz.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Dere&#039;s da &#039;&#039;&#039;Snakebites&#039;&#039;&#039;, and dey&#039;z a buncha fundie gits what won&#039;t use any teknowlogy more complicated den a [[choppa]] an&#039; warpaint. Anytime dere&#039;s a world dat a WAAAAAGH smashed up, it gets full o&#039; fundie boyz. When we pick em up, dey run off ta da Snakebites anyway instead o&#039; learnin how ta fight propa. But dey got squiggoths, an&#039; every WAAAAGH needs really big killy tings. Snakebites wear brown, like a buncha zoggin&#039; humie &#039;Armish folk.&lt;br /&gt;
* Da &#039;&#039;&#039;Bad Moonz&#039;&#039;&#039;, what gotz lotsa teef &#039;cause dey grow faster den any other orks, so dey&#039;z a buncha rich gits. &#039;at meanz dat dey&#039;s got da best squigs and dakka, but since dey&#039;z such lazy gits, dey&#039;s [[Tau|no good at choppin&#039; an&#039; stompin&#039;]], so other orks can always just find a Bad Moon and stomp his teef out. Bad Moonz wear Yella, da color a big booms and shiny bits.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Goffs&#039;&#039;&#039; are the fightiest of all da Orkz. Dey&#039;z always fightin&#039;, especially wif eachother - it&#039;s a rare Goff dat hasn&#039;t killed atleast somefing every day of his life. Dis constant fighting makes dem da toughest an&#039; meanest of all da Orkz. [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]] &#039;imself wuz a Goff. Dats why he&#039;s so big, &#039;ard, an mean. Goffs wear black, da color a bein&#039; DED &#039;ARD!&lt;br /&gt;
* Da &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil Sunz&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;re all part a da Kult a Speed, and dey&#039;ve got da most Meks, so dey&#039;re always muckin&#039; about with teknowlogical equipment an speedy karts. Deyz big believas in da color red, cuz RED &#039;UNZ GO FASTA!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Deffskullz&#039;&#039;&#039; are a buncha teevin&#039;, lootin&#039; gits what&#039;ll grab anyfin&#039; what&#039;s not nailed down an&#039; if it&#039;s nailed down dey&#039;ll loot the nails den loot da fing wot was nailed down an&#039; make it orky. An&#039; oi does mean [[Looted|anyfin&#039;]]. Even in da middle of a scrap. Da mekz loves em, though, cuz nobody&#039;z got more bitz and gubbinz than a Deffskull Loota. Deffskullz all seemz ta have some kinda technikal know-wotz, dough. Deffskullz wear da color Blue, cuz Blue&#039;s a lucky color. deyz &#039;ave a bit of a &amp;quot;bad relashunship&amp;quot; wif some &#039;umies called da [[Blood Ravens|blud rafens]]. deyz hatez da blud rafens.&lt;br /&gt;
* And, last of all but not least, dere&#039;s da &#039;&#039;&#039;Blud Axez&#039;&#039;&#039;. Dey&#039;re da ones what&#039;ve been hangin&#039; around da stinkin&#039; humies fer ages too long, and gone and developed all sorts a un-orky tings like &#039;&#039;taktiks&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;recownasense&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;cammer floggs&#039;&#039;, an worse of all, &#039;&#039;retreat&#039;&#039;. Dey&#039;ve even got a sayin&#039; bout it: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;If we runs for it, it don&#039;t count as losing, cuz we can also come back for anuvver go, see?&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; Dey&#039;z mocked as cowardly gits by most&#039;a da boyz, but cause dey be dead cunning dey&#039;z da main source of da best warbosses in WAAAAAAAGH! time (Next ter Da Prophet hisself, o&#039;course). Blud Axez wear cammerflage, but at least they paint it nice an&#039; bright so&#039;s you can see&#039;em coming.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, when da humies learned dat der was six Beasts, and each lead a &amp;quot;lejun&amp;quot; o Boyz, dey started tinking dat each o da Clanz were da rem... Re... &#039;&#039;Leftovers&#039;&#039; o&#039; each Beast&#039;s lejun. &#039;Oo knows if datz da troof, I sure as zog dunno.&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ork Non-Klanz===&lt;br /&gt;
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*  Den dere&#039;s da &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freebooterz|Freebootaz]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, boyz wut left deir klan ta become merks an&#039; piratz and all&#039;at. Freebooterz iz often kicked o&#039; deir klan for likin&#039; sumtin&#039; dat izn&#039;t violence more dan violence, like [[Kaptin Badrukk]] (teef), [[Wazdakka Gutsmek]] (goin&#039; fast), or [[Zodgrod Wortsnagga]] (snotlings), but some leave o&#039; deir own accord for similar reasons, like [[Kaptin Bluddflagg]] (loot). Freebootaz will even work for stupid &#039;umies for shinies (or hats), though dat don&#039;t mean dey won&#039;t turn &#039;round an &#039;ave a go at dem too if dey fink dere&#039;s a good reezun for it.&lt;br /&gt;
*  &#039;&#039;&#039;Feral Orkz&#039;&#039;&#039; iz like Snakebites, but dey don&#039;t have a choice what wif not &#039;avin&#039; access to Ork kultur seein&#039; az dey don&#039;t got space travel.  Often join da Snakebitez soon as dey&#039;z recruited by a WAAAAAAGH!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Speed Freekz&#039;&#039;&#039; is what you call da members o&#039; da &#039;&#039;&#039;Kult o&#039; Speed&#039;&#039;&#039;, a klub any Ork what likes goin&#039; fast a lot can join, not just da Evil Sunz.&lt;br /&gt;
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===What is the measure of a Klan?===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s easy to think that Ork Klans are just galaxy-spanning groups of like-minded Orks; like there&#039;s just six huge fucking groups of Orks around the galaxy but as we all know, if Orks were that united, the rest of the races would have a real big problem on their hands. Ork Klans are more like six types of Ork personality that might have been engineered into the Orks way back by the Old Ones or created by the Beast&#039;s Legions in M32. Maybe they appeared on their own, who knows.&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s take a random Ork Boy as an example. All Orks love a good scrap, looting and of course dakka. However, the individual Ork Boy tend towards one type of Orkitude over others. Maybe he&#039;s more into crashing into his enemies at high speeds (which would make him an Evil Sun) or maybe the looting after the battle is his jam (making him a Deff Skull). As a single Boy in a large mob, his preferences doesn&#039;t really matter - he&#039;ll just have to follow his Nob or get krumped - So it is the leaders and/or majority Klan of an Ork warband who&#039;ll decide how the mob acts. So a large horde of Orks led by a Goff Warboss will likely use black and white paint on their stuff and prefer melee combat like Goffs would, but that doesn&#039;t mean that every single Ork in the mob is a Goff.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Orks gather for Waaaghs they tend to form new mobs that are &#039;&#039;actually&#039;&#039; comprised mainly of one Klan of Orks. The large amount of Orks in the Waaagh makes it easier for them to organize themselves into groups of similar interests. That&#039;s where the huge Mad Max-esque hordes of Evil Sunz Bikers and Trukks on Armageddon come from.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ork Terminology==&lt;br /&gt;
*Humie/Umie: Human&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beakie]]: Space Marine&lt;br /&gt;
*Spikey Boy: Chaos Corrupted individuals&lt;br /&gt;
*Panzee: Eldar&lt;br /&gt;
*Git: Generic insult/Anyone who ain’t being “Proppa Orky”&lt;br /&gt;
*Choppa: Literally any melee weapon, even a bludgeoning one&lt;br /&gt;
*Shoota: Two-Handed ranged weapon that fires a whole lotta dakka real fast.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slugga: One-Handed ranged weapon, more useful for making noise than for hitting things.&lt;br /&gt;
*Blasta: Two-Handed ranged weapon that isn&#039;t some kind of shoota. Ex. Kustom Mega Blasta.&lt;br /&gt;
*Grot: A [[gretchin]]/An alternative insult to git&lt;br /&gt;
*Snot: A Snotling, a Snot is usually a Midget/Young Gretchin.&lt;br /&gt;
*Drops/Bog: The communal toilet, where orks relieve themselves. Also filled with squigs and mushrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squig]]: Short for &amp;quot;squiggly beast&amp;quot;. Various symbiotic creatures encountered around orks. Grown from the same spores as orks and grots.&lt;br /&gt;
*Krump: Beat up and/or kill.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kustom: Specially made and/or customized gear, usually reserved for Nobs, Bosses, and Flashgitz.&lt;br /&gt;
*Zog: Ruin and/or destroy. Often used as a curse or exclamation. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dakka]]: Rapid fire capability and weaponry. It is impossible to have enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ork Daily Life==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Wh40k online concept.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Your average Ork home. Quite cozy when it comes down to it, really.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Morning.&lt;br /&gt;
GET UP! Doesn&#039;t matter when. But usually in the mid morning, -unless a nob kicks him in the face cause he is late for something, which he usually is. Next eat. Either the breakfast his pet grot brings him or the grot itself. Orks don&#039;t much care it all tastes the same dipped in mud and fried on a stick chased with some fungus beer.&lt;br /&gt;
Hit the drops. Yes the communal act of using the local bog. Literally. He might get a scar on his duff to show off if the Squigs are feisty that morning. Then swagger about and try to find new things to kill. Or new ways to kill things. This lasts till about noon.&lt;br /&gt;
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Noon&lt;br /&gt;
LUNCH! Fungus rums and beers. Squig pies and mushroom fries. Plenty of fights break out at lunch usually from a loota stealing another Orks &#039;sweet-squig&#039; dessert. Or some nob mouths off when drunk. Either way LUNCH! Next nap time/ wrekreation. Most Orks, having spent a very busy day trying to think up new ways to kill or new things to kill, will take a nap. Usually the average rank and file lad who has nothing better to do. It is around now that the more specialized Orkoids shall gather in their respective mobs and set about spending afternoon and early evening doing what they do best. Be it practicing blowing crap up if tankbustaz. Racing around the camp as speed freaks. Helping the meks if lootas or burnas. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Hiding in plain sight if kommand-&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Move along, nofink to see &#039;ere.&lt;br /&gt;
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Evening&lt;br /&gt;
WORK TIME! The boss or local big mek or Warp&#039;ead bullies most everyone around the camp center and gets up on his WAAAGH!!! Banner-tower and starts to bark out orders on what they will attack that night, or where they will hit to steal material to build his next projekt, or give a flashy psycho-pyrotechnic light show during a prophetic chant. (though sometimes if no one got up till half past 5 they plan it during the early morning.) Depending on the Clan majority this can be as simple as &amp;quot;Smash dis!&amp;quot; (A goff) to &amp;quot;Ok Dis team needs ta be &#039;ere right when da rockets hit Or we wont-&amp;quot; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;(Yeah Blood axes dont know when to shut up) &amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*THUMP*&#039;&#039;&#039;  ZOGGIN&#039; &#039;Umiez.&lt;br /&gt;
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Midnight&lt;br /&gt;
[[&amp;quot;Da Tragedy of Hamlet, boss of Denmark&amp;quot; by Shake-da-boss-pole|DA ORKING HOUR]]! Do what was stated in the evening until they get tired and go home to bed. It don&#039;t count as failing cause they will try again tomorrow. Or pull it off and party all night (to the dismay of the defeated) until they pass out.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even the Daily Life of the Ork is a miniature WAAAGH!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons it Rokks to be an Ork==&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z gotz a shiney new 8th ork-dition Codex-fingy, an dis time it&#039;s tourny-viable!&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z da biggest an&#039; da strongest.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z made fer fightin&#039; an&#039; winnin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z got more boyz dan anyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;All an ork eva wantz to do fo&#039;eva iz to keep fightin&#039;, winnin&#039;, an&#039; lootin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Dem mekboyz can loot anyfing an I mean [[Looted_Emperor|ANYFING]]!!&lt;br /&gt;
++&#039;&#039;{{BLAM| Previous record has been made of note to Ordo Xenos for immediate actions to be taken. The Emperor Protects}}&#039;&#039;++&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Ummm, wot woz dat? Zog, I&#039;ve lost count of da resuns for being an Ork!&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z already know everythin&#039; wotz wort&#039; learnin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z da 2nd least [[grimdark]] race in da galaxy. BUT DA BEZT GREENDARK hur hur hur!&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Da painboyz can fix ya up right&#039;n proppa, even if yer bloody &#039;ead&#039;z chopped off.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z got da shiniest bitz, or we&#039;z &#039;bout to krump da git dat does.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;The longa ya fite, the bigga and stronga ya get.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Teef&#039;s legal tenda. Punchin&#039; sum git in da face getz youz a day&#039;z meal.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;All ya ave&#039; tah worry &#039;bout is: foighin, lootin, speedin, sneakin, or mukin round wif sum technical gubbins ats&#039; wots&#039; used for foighin, lootin, speedin or sneakin. Da grots do da rest.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;If da mekboy can finks it, he can build it.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;An&#039; if he sayz it workz, he&#039;s roight.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z da orkz an&#039; dey iz not.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Dem &#039;umiez and marine boyz screamin&#039; &amp;quot;FER DA EMPRER&amp;quot;, an dem spikey boys yellin&#039; &amp;quot;BLOOD FO&#039; DA BLOOD GOD!&amp;quot; is nofin&#039; kompared to &amp;quot;WAAAAAAAAAGH!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Da red wunz will &#039;&#039;&#039;alwayz&#039;&#039;&#039; go fasta.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Purple iz da sneekiest colah.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Yello&#039; iz da &#039;splodiest colah.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Blu iz da lukiest colah.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Green iz da orkiest colah.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;I haz a hole in me chest an&#039; a choppa stuck to me leg? Didn&#039; notice it while I wuz krumpin dem spiky boyz.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Unlike dem &#039;umiez, greyskins, an&#039; panzees, anyone can be a warboss usin&#039; nofin&#039; more den a choppa an&#039; a litl bit o&#039; dakka.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Even if all da boyz get krump&#039;d, we&#039;z still win. Da only way da gits can zog us off is by [[Exterminatus|dakkain&#039; da &#039;ole bludy planet]].&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;You&#039;z can trade in yer dakka fer moah choppa, or vice versah, and you iz still Orky enuff.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;You&#039;z kan build an army of serial [[METAL BOXES|bawkses]] an&#039; duk&#039; tape an&#039; maybe a bit o&#039; spikez an&#039; bitz and still look reel smart an&#039; orky.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Rolling a double six with Shokk Attack Gun.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Some Git shootz 90% of Your squad, but the Nob smackz one boy on the &#039;ead and everybody iz doing good.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; You&#039;z kan legally talk like a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; retard&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; proppa ard&#039; git.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Giving da boyz a frying pan on the &#039;ead and a fender on the shoulda makes dem &#039;arder.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Putting dem in a fridge makez dem mega&#039;ard.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; You&#039;z kan use every armiez gunz, but none kan use Yourz.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; If you die you get proppa afterlife wiz lotta fighnin&#039; an&#039; booze, instead of being raped by laffin&#039; daemons for eternity.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Youz don&#039;t havta Hate everfink dat&#039;s not a Ork. &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; You WILL die of laffin&#039; if You play orkz.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Eiff Edishun iz da horde edishun! We&#039;z can field more boyz dan dem &#039;humies or bug fingies!   &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; No matta wot &#039;appens to da rezt of da galaxy, be it spikey boyz winning, Da &#039;umiez conkaring all da planetz, da Eldar succezzfully rezurrecting their godz, or da God-Emporer stepping down from &#039;is potty, you ztill &#039;ave a 99.99999% chance of surviving in zome capacity. There are Orks living in da Warp for Gorks sake.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Wez da kannon winnaz of Soulstorm! Dat meanz we krumped dem &#039;undred baneblade fingys!&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Lastly, an&#039; most importantly, da mane reezun it rokkz ta be an Ork iz dis: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:175%&#039;&amp;gt;WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons it sucks to be an Ork==&lt;br /&gt;
# You&#039;re the one species that is actually dumber than humanity. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;{{BLAM|HERESY!}}&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;*THUMP* LOK BOSS I GOT MEH WUN UH DEM UMIES!!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Your war cry &amp;quot;WAAAGH!&amp;quot; is overused by everyone. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;LIEK IF &amp;quot;FOR DA EMPRAH!!!&amp;quot; IZN&#039;T OVERUZZED AZ &#039;ELL&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# No matter how hard you try, you will never achieve enough dakka... and if you did, it&#039;d end up destroying you too. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;A TRAGGADY, DAT IS!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Despite having some awesome-looking guns, you can&#039;t shoot things for shit. Your standard Ballistic Skill is 2 (which means at best hitting things on a 5+), and when you &#039;&#039;do&#039;&#039; shoot somebody successfully it&#039;s probably due to sheer volume of bullets more than anything else.  &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; YOU SAY DAT LOIKE IT&#039;S A ZOGGIN&#039; BAD FING! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Your sole purpose in stories is to distract the Space Marines and the Imperial Guard from more dangerous threats like Chaos, Tyranids or Necrons. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; BUT WE&#039;Z GET TA HAVE A REAL GREAT FIGHT WHILEZ BEIN&#039; A DISTRAKSHUN. SO IT&#039;Z STILL ALL GOOD. ALSO HAV YOU EVEN READ DA BEAST ARISES WE ZOG DEM HUMMIES UP. &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Your army falls apart at the seams the minute your Warboss dies. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;NAH, WE&#039;S JUST GOT TA FIGURA&#039; OUT WHUZ IN CHARGE NEXT, DAN WE COMES BACK AROUND TA FUMP EM AGAIN!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Hiss! By that time we&#039;ve NOMNOMNOMNOM&#039;D on you &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;*CRUNCH*&#039;&#039;&#039; ANUDDA &#039;EAD FER ME POINTY STIKK!&lt;br /&gt;
# Anytime you use anything, from your smallest pistol to your [[Battlefleet Gothic|largest space ship]], you have the same chances of surviving its use as a grot snuggling an overcharged standard issue Imperial [[Plasma Weapons|Plasma Gun]]. Offset by the fact you can survive 4th degree burns, decapitation, being septic, and acquiring space tetanus.&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; OY, DOK. WUTZ DIS TETANATHINGY? CAN WE&#039;Z SQUISH ET?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
# In Second Ed there was an alarming risk that your entire army might die before the battle actually started because almost no Ork units had sealed armour.&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; ORKZ DUN&#039; NEED ARMER! NOT WEN ORKZ GOT DAKKA!! SMASH DEM GITS WITOUT&#039;IT!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# You have a mushroom and two spore pods dangling between your legs, and Kroot find it a delicacy. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:yellow;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; GOOD MEAT BAKKAWW! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;*THUMP* I DUNNO WUT DIS DUN SAID BUT IT URT ME EYES SO I KRUMPED IT!!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# You&#039;re part of [[Squad broken]]. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;WELL UH.... ZOGGIT, YOO GOT US DERE.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;You haven&#039;t had a new codex since 4th edition. And it&#039;s starting to show.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; SHUT IT YA GIT, WE&#039;ZE DA ORKS AND YOU&#039;Z A BUNCH O PANSY GITS! B&#039;SIDES, WE IZ GOING TA GET NEW CODEX DIS 6TH ED! OI BOSS WEZ GOT A SEVENF EDISHUN CODEX BEFORE THE PANSY GITS DID!  N NOW WE&#039;Z GOTZ A SHINEY NEW 7 ORK-DITION CODEX-FINGY! ZOGGIN&#039; GORK! DIS EYFF EDISHUN KODEX IS DED KILLY! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;(And now you don&#039;t have a codex anymore.)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*CRUNCH*&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;AVE YOU &#039;EARD OF ORKTOBER, HUMIE?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; Your codex came out in November. &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;There is a slight chance that [[Matt Ward|Mattard]] is going to write 6th edition codex. If so, in the next codex you&#039;ll read something like this: &amp;quot;The Orks insatiable thirst for violence is, really, just a way of coping with the angst they feel that no matter what they do, they will never be Ultramarines.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; WHO KEEPS LETTIN&#039; DEZ&#039; HUMIES IN &#039;ERE! WE&#039;Z BLOODY INFESTED! GET DA BURNAZ!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;(Also [[Matt Ward|Mattard]] is apparently too busy with pestering Forge world for more Space marine resin collections to be converted into plastic for the main product line to be bothered with our humble bumbling green skins.)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;  &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; Tipakill &#039;umie bee&#039;ayevyohr dat iz. Alwayz ignorin&#039; da orky fingz in loif an&#039; only payin&#039; attentchuhn to zoggin&#039; &#039;umie fingz. Downroight shaymfol dat iz. Da onlee REEL orky &#039;umie dere iz iz dat Kaptuhn Yarik; Gork - or eh, iz it Mork? - bless &#039;iz &#039;eart.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; (Trust us greenskin, Matt Ward ignoring you is a good thing.)  &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; But waznt &#039;e fired fur being an annoying grot?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;I GOT DA BURNAZ!! WE HAVIN A BBQ?? MAKE MINE CRISPY AN DUN FORGET DA EXTRA SQUIG SAUCE&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Orks do not draw psychic power from the [[Warp]], [[Derp|but still take Perils of the Warp]]. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; DEM WEIRDBOY GITZ JUST ORK&#039;D TOO &#039;ARD!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;if dere ain&#039;t any Stormboyz, yer army k&#039;n get krumped by da Blu Gitz real easy like. No not [[Ultramarines|DEM]] blue gits The [[Tau|udda ones]] wif da nice dakka and puny stompas.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:120%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*CRUNCH*&#039;&#039;&#039; OI! WHO LET DA GROT DO DA TALKIN?! WE JUS&#039; SMASH DEM BLUEBOYZ WIT &#039;ARE CHOPPAS WHEN WE GET CLOSE, AN&#039; IF DAT DON&#039;T WORK WE JUST MATCH DERE AMOUNT OF DAKKA WIT SOME PRETTY KILLY SHOOTAS. UNLESS DEY SEND DA RED COMMIT THO... GOOD FING DEY GOT RID OF HIM!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;Even doh dere is [[Yarrick|wun humie]] dat foights good and ard and iz real ded killy, ee iz da greatest enemy ov da Orkz. *THUNK* DA GREATEST ENNEMY OF DA ORKS IZ DA RED COMMIT! DAT BLUE BOY&#039;S STOMPA IS FREE TIMES FASTA DAN A REGULAR WUN!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;You probably dont have a penis. You can piss on Space Marines, only to die a short while later.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;IZ DAT BAD FING? OOMIEZ SAYZ DAT IT VERY HURTZ WHEN WE &#039;IT EM IN IT? Wait... Dat what dey call the mushroom&#039;n&#039;spore pods? Poor suckas! Dey have PAIN nerves down dat way? No WONDER dey scream so bad when we kick em there.  &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Even (some) vegetarians will eat you&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; NOT IF WE EAT DEM FIRST! HAH!  &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# You all piss yourselves at the very mention of the name of a certain [[Farsight|Red Armored Swordsman]]. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; WE&#039;Z JUST BE SO EXCITED CAUSE DAT BLUE-BOY ACTUALLY PUTS UP A FIGHT! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:blue;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; More so than the Orks did against an old Ethereal with a pointed stick! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;*KRUMP* SHUT IT YA GREAT LANKY BLUE GROT &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; Dat Red Kommit ain&#039;t got nottin&#039; on Yarik, da Kommit just has a good choppy bit! Yarik jus&#039; has ta look at ya funni to zog ya! *Thunk* Da Redd Kommit wuz tearin&#039; boyz wif his stompaz&#039; bare &#039;ands before &#039;e found da choppa ya grot!  &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# One of your gods has the voice of Robin Williams. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; Izzat a bad fing? &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# You have to deal with Vance Stubbs fans refusing to admit that they lost Kaurava. The only real defeat is people pretending you never won. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; BUT DEN WE GETS TA KRUMP DOSE BUTT&#039;URT GITS AN HAV A REEL GUD FIGHT! WATZ DA PROBLEM WIF DAT? &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Grot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Snotling]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Beast]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The War of The Beast]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gorgutz_%27Ead_%27Unter|Warboss Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Deffboss]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Deffwotch]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WAAAGH]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[&amp;quot;Da Tragedy of Hamlet, boss of Denmark&amp;quot; by Shake-da-boss-pole]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Makbeff]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Orks(8E)|Tactics/Orks]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Orks/Dred_List|Dreadnought List]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Codex Orks: Space Odin Edition]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ork Gunz]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gargant]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stompa]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Deff Skwadron]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scraplootas]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Da Chopshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ork Trek]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ironjawz]] for one of their Age of Sigmar counterparts.&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo Da Ork Song]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXCLtD5batc Dem Ork Boyz Song]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Ork flowchart.png|WAAAAGH flowchart&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WAAAAGH.jpg|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_WTF_is_this.jpg|WOT&#039;Z DAT&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orks_are_made_4_rokkin.jpg|ORKZ IZ DA ROKKINEST&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WOT_DA_ZOG.jpg|DA PAINBOSS IZ GONNA WANT TA LOOK AT DIS, WOTEVA IT IS&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Disguise_1.jpg|Orks are the best at disguises&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Disguise_2.jpg|Stoopid [[beakie|beakies]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Disguise_3.jpg|Weeabork&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orktaku.jpg|A different sort of Weeabork&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Samurork4.jpg|The truest of Weeaborks&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Da_warboss_Lincoln.jpg|The assassination of Warboss Lincoln.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:GorknMork.jpg|Gork and Mork&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_Fortress.jpg|WE&#039;Z AMUZED BY ENTIRE PUNY &#039;UMIE IMPERIUM&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Pimp_Ork_1.jpg|PompadOrk&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Pimp_Ork_2.jpg|EY YOU GITZ WE &#039;EARD YOU LIKE TA MAKE IT ORKY SO WE ORKYFIED YER ORKY SQUIGOFF SO YOU&#039;Z CAN WAAAGH WHILE YOO&#039;Z WAAAGHIN&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Killskata.jpg|Jet Grind RadiOrk&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gorkken_Morkann_by_Jaekyu.jpg|&#039;OO DA &#039;ELL DO YA FINK WE IS?!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Finking_wiz_siantz_2.jpg|IT&#039;Z TIME FER SUM IKSPERIMINTS&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_teaparty.jpg|No reason we can&#039;t be civil&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Finking_wiz_siantz.jpg|SIANTZ. It works.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Oldboyz.jpg|Oldboyz can Waaagh! too. They just need a nap afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orkpoke.jpg|SlowpOrk&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_Anatomy.jpg|Inaccurate (but in-universe) depiction of orky gubbinz.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orkspekta_gubbinz.jpg|Orkspekta Gubbinz iz on da case!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orkishbeprepared.jpg|&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Jeremy Irons is orky, right?&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; COURZE &#039;E IZ! E&#039;Z ZO ORKY YOU&#039;Z CAN&#039;T LISTEN TA DA ORIGINAL SONG WIWOUT &#039;EARING DIS!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Green.jpg|Supagreen&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1229746903774.jpg|[[Deff Skwadron]]. Zoggin&#039; bootiful.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Proud&#039;n&#039;Bootiful.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1239594444871.jpg|Transform and WAAAGH! (Holyshit this thing actually transforms.)&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1258887158852.jpg| Essentially....this is the best thing ever.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Ork_love_potion.jpg|Love Can WAAAGH!&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:Eldars_are_orky.jpg|[[Eldar]]z iz da most orky race evar, ya gitz!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork Powuz.png|An alternate explanation of how a WAAAGH works.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mork and gork orks warhammer 40k 1334752549083.jpg|Brutally cunning or cunningly brutal?&lt;br /&gt;
File:CoDorks.jpg|Only Orks are capable of making something utterly godawful into something completely Orky.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SmurfOrks.jpg|Orks, mastaz uf stelff&#039;en&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bork_Kube.jpg|A viable Ork space ship design. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Actually, space doesn&#039;t have air resistance, so that would work fine for anybody&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;*THUMP* WHO LET DE TALKY HUMIE GIT IN &#039;ERE?!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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:-Da Orks, all da zoggin&#039; time.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Orks attack3.jpg|600px|thumb|right|&#039;Ere we go, let&#039;s break sum&#039; zoggin&#039; &#039;eads!]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{Topquote|War is the business of barbarians.|Napoleon Bonaparte}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Topquote|Humies are mostly pink &#039;n soft, not strong and green like us orkz. And deyz alwayz arguin&#039; over who&#039;s da boss. When one o dem wants to lord it over da othaz, dey say &#039;am rite speshul youz betta worship me&#039; like dis golden yella bloke they keep praisin&#039; or da followaz of dese weird spikey warp boyz some of dem love or dey say &#039;i know somethin that you lot dont so yaz betta listenup&#039;. An den dey start scrappin&#039; wid each other, da loony gitz. An&#039; while dey argue, us orkz just come along and clobba da lot.| Anonymous Ork}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Orks&#039;&#039;&#039; are a race in [[Warhammer 40,000]]. Commonly known as &amp;quot;Greenskins&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;the Green Tide&amp;quot;, they&#039;re probably the most numerous and infestive race in the entire 40K setting, or at least on par with the [[Tyranids]]. They have a &#039;&#039;[[Warhammer Fantasy]]&#039;&#039; equivalent, the only major difference being that fantasy Orks, spelled Orcs, have a (slightly) lower level of technology relative to the setting, they don&#039;t use teef as currency, and they have different attitudes, particularly when it comes to losing a fight. Because of Games Workshop&#039;s desire to keep all their properties under hard lockdown they are now called &amp;quot;Orruks&amp;quot; in Age of Sigmar... So we’re actually going back in time to when orcs were named [[The Lord of the Rings|Uruks]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Orks are the most fun faction of all for the simple reason that they are an over-the-top (even by 40k standards) band of merry misfit maniacs who like shooting shit up, chopping shit up, blowing shit up, and generally being fun-loving crazies.  Laughing gleefully as they run across worlds laying waste to everything as for them, it&#039;s all a game and everyone is a player.  Unfortunately for everyone else, they&#039;re the only ones who think this way and they don&#039;t realize it. While the Codices generally meme up Orks as the comic relief faction, the novels involving them get pretty grimdark especially when it comes to their treatment of human slaves. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Overview==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Ork_Boy.jpg|350px|thumb|left|[[Ork_Boy|The original Boy]]. This guy has been around since 2nd ed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Orks are the most successful race of the [[Warhammer 40,000 | 41st millennium]] &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;{{Blam|HERESY!}}&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;WHO LET DEM HUMIES IN &#039;ERE?!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; Despite their entire lack of structured education or training, they seem to be very proficient with all kinds of technology, which they inevitably utilize for their armaments (of which firearms and vehicles are the most common). This is explained away in the fluff by their origins: they were created by the [[Old Ones#Warhammer 40,000|Old Ones]] to be a warrior race called the &#039;&#039;Krork,&#039;&#039; and some of them (the Mekboyz) were genetically hard-wired to have a pre-programmed proficiency for technological engineering. Unfortunately, the Old Ones died before they could finish their little science project; specifically the psychic control mechanism. The ancient Krork were known to have fought the ancient Eldar empire when the latter was at the peak of its power and were implied to have been a considerable threat (a Harlequin in M32 compares the nearly invincible hordes of the Beast as being like children compared to them). The only Krork to exist in the present day (one of Trazyn&#039;s exhibits) wore exo-armour that was more sophisticated than power armour and stood 12 meters tall. This means that such war machines simply fight everything, everywhere, all the time. This is probably a Warboss, if not a Warlord, as 12 meters is a bit ridiculous for a basic mook even by Warhammer standards. In principle, Orks can loot just about anything: the minor greenskins, such as &amp;quot;Grotz&amp;quot; ([[goblin]]s) can construct several working vehicles and machines out of mere scrap (They actually can&#039;t but orks believe they can so it happens anyway. see: a few paragraphs below). &lt;br /&gt;
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The Orks derive much of their success from their reproductive process: Orks are, essentially, a psychosensitive hybrid of animal and fungi, not unlike a very complex version of a lichen. One advantage is a redundancy of vital organs, making them able to easily survive events such as head transplants; it&#039;s not easy to kill an individual Ork since they could very well shrug off injuries that would cripple a human. In fact there is a [[Valhalla|Valhallan]] folktale about a relative finding an Ork and [[Carnifex#Old_One_Eye|thawing it out only for it to attempt to kill them]]. Another advantage is their ability to grow larger as they win more battles (due to the aforementioned psychosensitivity): an Ork who is winning a fight is enjoying himself, which causes fluctuations in the gestalt field that all Orks generate. These fluctuations supercharge the Ork&#039;s physiology, causing the Ork to gain muscle mass and evolve. Consequently, if an Ork should somehow be incapable of fighting (like being imprisoned); they will actually &#039;&#039;devolve&#039;&#039; instead, causing the Ork to become pudgy and lethargic. This was observed during [[Xenology]] where a captive Ork was eventually found morbidly obese when the Inquisitor brought him out for dissection. Hence,the saying: &amp;quot;Orkz iz made fer fighten&#039; and winnin&#039;&amp;quot; applies literally in their case, as the incentives of fighten&#039; and winnin&#039; are what makes or breaks an Ork.&lt;br /&gt;
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In addition, the fungal part of their physiology allows Orks to reproduce asexually en masse through underground fungal colonies that act as self-sustaining ecosystems. Reproductive spores enter the topsoil, produce fungal mycelia that assimilate base nutrients and could exchange genetic information with other mycelia, putting normal Human sexual reproduction to shame, and eventually produce lesser Orkoids: squigs and Grotz. The Grotz cultivate the protein-rich squigs in preparation for the emergence of the greater Orks, which take longer to develop. All in all, this cycle was designed to fight against the Necrons, which sterilized a planet to its bacteria. Orks can terraform a barren planet into a veritable paradise this way, though what defines &amp;quot;paradise&amp;quot; is a point of discussion; if you like endless wars and tribal conflicts in a mushroom rich planet, it probably is. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;IS YOU SAYIN&#039; DERE&#039;S FINGS WHAT DON&#039;T LIKE FIGHTIN&#039; FEREVER? DEM UMIES IS REEL GOOD AT MAKIN&#039; FORTS FER US TA KRUMP, SO DEY MUST LIKE FIGHTIN&#039;...&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Though all Orks discharge reproductive spores throughout their lives, the most significant and numerous emissions occur when an Ork is dismembered or dies. Like all fungi, these spores benefit enormously from decaying matter to draw nutrients from... such as enemy corpses. This means that heavy bombardment or entrenched warfare against an Ork force just results in thousands to millions of new Orks, similarly to [[tyranids]]. The concept of &amp;quot;blood-lust&amp;quot; is especially applicable to Orks, as combat effectively serves as the Ork reproductive process (with all associated hormonal incentives).&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to this, an Ork infestation is incredibly hard to handle if kept unchecked since it won&#039;t take them long to get enough boyz to launch a full-scale WAAAGH! to overrun an entire planet and necessitate [[Exterminatus]]. We can use flamethrowers, [[Plasma]], nukes, [[melta]] weapons or anything high-energy to eradicate any spores and fungi, saving the world from the eventual Exterminatus, but then again, efficiency ain&#039;t manly n&#039; [[grimdark]] enough compared to good ol&#039; spore-releasing bolters, chainswords and artillery.&lt;br /&gt;
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Orks only have two popular combat doctrines: [[Choppa|choppy]], which involves giving your opponents a good stomping up close, and [[dakka|shooty]] which involves spitting out as many bullets as possible with an assortment of shootas, and the faster it shoots; the better. That said, a good shoota should also still be able to kill enemies &#039;&#039;while&#039;&#039; putting out a lot of dakka, otherwise it wouldn&#039;t be killy (and woe betide an Ork who isn&#039;t killy). Because of the Ork&#039;s naturally low penchant for accuracy; they typically get around this problem in two methods: the first one is to have a gun that simply shoots bullets as fast as Orkily possible that the wielder &#039;&#039;should&#039;&#039; be able to hit something eventually (strapping two or more shootas together is a crude but effective way to go about this). The second one is to make the gun really killy every time it shoots, like putting a dangerously high-explosive shell in a kannon that can obliterate an entire building in one shot.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Eac.jpg|thumb|right|450px|Hey if it works...]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Orks are commonly believed to be stupid and superstitious by the other races of the 40k world, but they can also be cunning and quick on the draw. Orks are always ready for a fight and while you can trick them, they quite like the idea of tricking people back. &lt;br /&gt;
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Their philosophy of DA RED WUNZ GO FASTA is the ultimate truth: because of the aforementioned gestalt field, Ork vehicles painted red will ultimately go faster than Ork vehicles that are &#039;&#039;not&#039;&#039; painted red, because the Orks believe that Red makes everything go faster:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;DIS &#039;UMIE GIT THINKZ DAT DA RED WUNZ DON&#039;T GO FASTA? DEY DON&#039;T KNOW DAT ANYFING PAINTED RED MAKES IT DA BEST AN&#039; MAKES IT GO FASTAAAA COZ RED IZ BEST!  &#039;&#039;&#039;*WHAM!*&#039;&#039;&#039;  NO IT AIN&#039;T, YA BLEEDIN&#039; SQUIG, &#039;&#039;&#039;GREEN&#039;&#039;&#039; IZ BEST!  &#039;&#039;&#039;*Boots up the bog*&#039;&#039;&#039; SHUT YER GOB, &#039;E WAS TALKIN&#039; &#039;BOUT DA TRUKKS, YA GIT! &lt;br /&gt;
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We can assume that this cuts both ways, with enemies such as the Blood Angels and White Scars gaining the same boost due to their use of red paint.&lt;br /&gt;
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A hallmark of Greenskin civilization is the WAAAGH! (like &amp;quot;war&amp;quot;). A term of their oft-forgotten &amp;quot;true&amp;quot; language, deafening volume is a key part of its proper pronunciation. To this end, it is always written in all-caps, with at least three &amp;quot;A&amp;quot;s and an exclamation point. The WAAAGH! occurs when an Ork population reaches critical mass and a dominant Warboss appears. A Warboss is an Ork Alpha who is bigger than all the other Orks and have proven his right to lead by either his sheer size or krumpin&#039; all the other big Orks that thinks otherwise. Lesser Orks sense the presence of the Boss in the Orks&#039; psychic field and follow him on what is often described as a combination of pub riot and holy war with a dash of genocide. The WAAAGH! accomplishes two things: it weeds out weaker Orks, keeping the species strong; and it facilitates genetic exchange and reproduction as the Orks die and release spores.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Ork economy is based on teef, more information on which [[toof|can be found here]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Ork religious beliefs also help manage their population. Orks believe in two gods, [[Gork]] and [[Mork]], which according to the Orks are engaged in a perpetual battle between themselves. One is &amp;quot;kunningly brutal&amp;quot; where the other is &amp;quot;brutally kunnin&#039;&amp;quot;, which is in itself a good summary of the Orkish race. The former (like regular Boyz) will punch anything in front of them first and only fall back on a more cunning trick if that doesn&#039;t work, while the latter (like the many Oddboyz) will try the sly trick first and only fall back on straightforward violence second. Unfortunately, no one can decide which god is which, nor can the Orks decide which is better: cunning brutality or brutal cunning. These differences of opinion tend to lead to Gigantic Brawls, yet another method of keeping the Ork race strong, warlike and in check. Their division also keeps them perpetually divided, for it has been theorized that if the Orks were to ever unite in one big WAAAGH!, their gestalt reality-warping field might just as well turn omnipotent and crush all opposition.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ork society is effectively the perfect society. Its society is a Kratocracy (A Government ruled by the strongest, fitting for Orks) in maturity as all disputes are settled fairly quickly and painfully (just the way they like it). The economy is steady, as teef grow and rot at a reliable rate. Once a Boss is in charge, mostly everyone falls into place, and the Orks go and [[/tg/ Gets Shit Done|get shit done]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Also, they probably killed the Imperial Fists. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;All of them.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; Scratch that, [[Slaughter Koorland|one of them survived!]] &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; DAMN IT! SHOW ME DA GIT THAT LET HIM LIVE AND I WILL CRUMP HIM SO HARD HE WILL SE LAST CENTURY!&lt;br /&gt;
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Fun fact: The orks use black and white on their shock troops, because it reminds them of the Luna Wolves who destroyed them at Ullanor. The orks do not fear death, but they do fear the Luna Wolves. That is right, Horus traumatized them as a race more than the fucking grim reaper. Note: Why would you fear death, if death usually results in you being reborn into several thousands of yourself? Horus probably swept the spores up post battle and that&#039;s why they fear him. Though it&#039;s also worth mentioning that Orks harbor a natural fear of Commander Farsight too, whom they know as &amp;quot;Da Red Commit&amp;quot;. Though given that the Dawn Blade consumes the souls of those it kills, it&#039;s likely that any Orks cut down by Farsight do not reproduce. But then again he was committing Ork genocide long before he found the blade so...And of course, we can&#039;t just forget the final great fear of the Orks, [[Commissar Yarrick]], the only normal human that can cause orks to actively PANIC. On the other hand Yarrick, Farsight and Moon-Wolfie boyz are also considered a source of prime fighting so despite being scary they actually also attract orks.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ork Life Cycle===&lt;br /&gt;
When an Ork Waaagh&#039;s they release spores into the air (this also happens after they die). Depending on how many Orkoids are on a planet this can either be negligible to a planet&#039;s environment or kick off a terraforming (Ullanor-forming) process. The main feature generated by this process are the Spawning Shrooms. These &amp;quot;Shrooms&amp;quot; like dark places similar to normal mushrooms, but are connected to the spawning of Snottlings, Gretchin, Squigs, and Boyz. Boyz created by this process emerge fully-grown from cocoons, from which they [[rip and tear]] their way out as Orkily as possible.&lt;br /&gt;
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Keep in mind that all orkoid organisms produce spores, and any given spore could mature into any given orkoid phenotype depending on conditions. Not just orks themselves, but also gretchin, snotlings, and all sorts of fungi or squigs.  Since there are enough varieties of the latter two to fill out every niche in a fully-formed ecosystem, there are quite a few thriving planets out there where the only things that &#039;&#039;aren&#039;t&#039;&#039; green are the freaking weather rocks, and occasional bright red squig, and the air everywhere is filled with perpetual shouting.&lt;br /&gt;
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With the advent of GW advancing the timeline so too has the Ork timeline advanced.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Great Rift has been dubbed Gork&#039;s Grin by the Orks. The Warp Rifts are being used by Orks to &amp;quot;navigate&amp;quot; across the galaxy. Typically being dropped into the best fights in the galaxy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Old Zogwort&#039;s Wierdwaaagh! destroyed a planet with Mork&#039;s snot.&lt;br /&gt;
*Mad Dok Grotsnik has been leading a Painboy Waaagh that&#039;s captured Silver Templar Primaris Marines.&lt;br /&gt;
*Ghazghkull is blessed by Gork and Mork so much that he can use the Warp Rifts (Or some unknown means) to be at multiple places across the galaxy.&lt;br /&gt;
*Freebooter Warbands close in on the traitor world of Eisenfel, where Gork&#039;s fist is gonna crush da Chaos Gitz.&lt;br /&gt;
*Nazdreg is gonna loot a Stormsurge to prove that his boyz have the most Dakka, and surpass Badrukk&#039;s Flash Gits.&lt;br /&gt;
*The Antonis Crusade kills a bunch of Orks, leaving them as feral warbands, only for Night Lords and Feral Orks to destroy them.&lt;br /&gt;
*Death Skull Waaagh Zort loots the Necron Tombworld of Overlord Thanptek the Magnificent. Including the Overlord himself.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rynn&#039;s World gets Primaris reinforcements which acts as a beacon for Orks who want to Rynn&#039;s World 2: Electric Dakka-loo&lt;br /&gt;
*A Blood Axe Waaagh defeats the Heretic Skull Knights warband on Jakhtor. When the Blood Axes retreat its soon realized that they are waiting for the Imperial reinforcements to arrive so they can get a proppa&#039; fight.&lt;br /&gt;
*Krooldakka has lead a Speedwaaagh! on the planet of Vigilus. Leading to Ork death racing while waiting for the planet&#039;s defenses to weaken. Which happens and leads to the new 40k world wide campaign(we hope).&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ork Teknology==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Dat zoggin bigmek by majesticchicken.jpg|220px|thumb|left|A perfect example of Ork tech. Powered by make-believe and the essence of WAAAGH!, and patched together with duct tape and chewing gum, the emperor himself has truly never seen finer craftsmanship or innovation.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Occasionally, if a &amp;quot;tech-caste&amp;quot; gets into control of an Ork society, ridiculous constructions can result. Best example we know about is the Telon Reach Empire and its central stronghold Gorro. A &amp;quot;scrapworld&amp;quot;, Gorro was full of things that shouldn&#039;t have worked at all (Horus notes that individual bits of architecture inside were just too mad for any human to contemplate) and could withstand the normally planet-killing weapons on the Vengeful Spirit and Imperator Somnium (the Emperor&#039;s own flagship). The Orks defending it were far more advanced than most (everything from their augmentations to the accuracy of their ships&#039; weapons) and had actually built a plasma reactor to hold their world together. Their function mostly relied on the Orks&#039; gestalt, as the core began to fail as the Emperor, Horus and their respective posses carved through the population. Once the Emperor killed the resident Warboss and psychically burned the rest of the Orks (a preview of what he&#039;d eventually do to Horus) the system went into total meltdown.&lt;br /&gt;
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How Ork Technology works is up for debate. As written Ork technology is beyond comprehension by the majority of races. Their weapons/tech work and other races can use them, but not as effectively. Techpriests have taken apart Ork guns and reassembled them to what they assume is the same configuration only to find that they don&#039;t work any more. This leads to two schools of thought on Ork Technology.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Anzion Theorem of Orkoid Mechamorphic Resonant Kinetics - Every Ork is a Psyker===&lt;br /&gt;
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The Anzion Theorem postulates that Ork technology works mainly because the Orks think it does. The explanation is that the subconscious gestalt psychic field that all Orks generate enables their technology to function; the stronger the field, the more unlikely their technological achievements become. In older versions of the fluff, if you hand an Ork a pipe and convince him it&#039;s a gun, it WILL shoot bullets. They&#039;re like reality-warping Physical &amp;quot;Gods&amp;quot;, only weakened by their stupidity and their preference to fight each other instead of uniting, hence why the Imperium still manages to survive in these dark times. In later versions, this has been toned down from &amp;quot;impossible&amp;quot; to merely &amp;quot;unlikely&amp;quot; because GW won&#039;t keep anything canon that&#039;s that [[derp|badass]]. If Ork technology is held together by spit, duct tape, and hope, then the Orks&#039; psychic field provides the hope. &lt;br /&gt;
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For example: a Wartrukk with a mob of Orks in it sputters and dies. Da boyz hop out and have a look.&lt;br /&gt;
One of da boyz examines the readouts and says to the Nob driver, &amp;quot;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;Da bloody fing is outta gas!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
Said Nob hits the offending Ork in the face so hard that he falls unconscious. &amp;quot;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;Look &#039;ere, I&#039;z da boss, and I sez I filled this fing up righ&#039; before we left!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
The rest of da boyz look at each other, halfway convinced. He &#039;&#039;is&#039;&#039; the biggest Ork among them, and he &#039;&#039;did&#039;&#039; just prove it.  Maybe he &#039;&#039;did&#039;&#039; fill it up right before they left. That&#039;s the sort of thing one does when one&#039;s in charge. Da boyz begin to file back into the Wartrukk, and with a satisfied nod, the Nob gets in and cranks her up. Because da boyz believe that there is plenty of fuel in the truck, one drop does for ten, and the Wartrukk and da boyz arrive just in time for the next fight. &lt;br /&gt;
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The purpose for this sort of thing is primarily to compensate for the Orks&#039; technological disadvantage by comparison with races like the [[Tau]], [[Necron]]s, or the [[Eldar]]. For example, a meat cleaver in the hands of an Ork can tear through the toughest ceramite armor if the Ork believes it will; for anyone BUT an Ork, a power weapon or the equivalent would be required to do so. This tends to work well for them, but not for the other races of the galaxy: Imperial observers note that Ork weapons generally will not function in the hands of a non-Ork. The only reason the Orks haven&#039;t exploited the limits of their generated gestalt field by creating easily made but devastatingly powerful weaponry that could eclipse the weapons of the other races is that they themselves do not know nor understand that they create said field, they believe that their equipment works because that&#039;s how the universe wants it to work, not because they themselves are making it work. Which I guess makes it true. This, in turn, makes for an interesting paradox: If orks managed to understand the physical universe as it is, they would not believe their &amp;quot;weapons&amp;quot; work, thus, stripping them of their psychic advantage. If there is a little ounce of disbelief, this would wreck their ability to... believe hard enough so as to manipulate reality.&lt;br /&gt;
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This said, Orky know-wots DO have a say in stuff that the Orks build. Mekboyz build much of the stuff they do because they have been genetically ingrained with the knowledge on how to make and maintain their technology. While much of their tech runs because they want to, the basis is that the Orks &#039;&#039;can&#039;&#039; actually build a conceptually working frame to get all Orky on. This explains how Orks can build such technological wonders as the Shokk Attack Gun, which propels [[Snotling|Snotlings]] through the Warp and into the armor, tanks, [[Rape|and bodies]] of their enemies. Also, there &#039;&#039;have&#039;&#039; been instances of Ork tech working well in the hands of other races,( at least for a time till it blows up). Be careful though, most Ork players have &#039;&#039;very&#039;&#039; deep-set opinions on how Orky tech works, and [[skub|debates]] between them can generate much [[RAGE]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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This argument becomes &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; unstable &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; interesting when looked at too closely. In particular, if this was the case Psykers would be able to combat Ork technology more effectively. In fact if Orks created a Psychic Field then Sisters of Silence could easily destroy it, causing Ork constructions to not work. Unless Orks psychic field is completely unrelated to warp energies. Which would give us a very interesting part of lore. However, keep in mind on the tabletop that Sisters of Silence dont flat-out destroy all warp energies. They certainly negate it, but its perfectly possible for a psyker to get a good roll and fire off a smite into his target. And if all the Orks are really psykers, then they&#039;d probably overpower the negative-energy shield the sisters have. We know Orks DEFINITELY have a Psychic Field, and the Sisters don&#039;t seem to be effective against it unless we are talking weirdboyz, which seem to be kind of border case. Also, WAAAAGH energy is something almost completely different than the psychics other races use, and it tends to ignore/negate some of the restrictions other psykers have. That would suggest that the Old Ones when creating Orks&#039; ancestors actually used some other form of psychic phenomenon that is unrelated to or isolated from the warp somehow. This might suggest that orks&#039; gestalt psychic field is actually very advanced form of technology similar to that used to create the webway (which is basically parts of the warp that are isolated from the warp itself) or alternatively that there is some kind third reality/energy/metalevel that is not related to the warp or reality but intersects both (because we know orks&#039; gestalt field works as well in the warp as in reality, evidenced by their starships traversing the warp and functioning). In the end we do not know but there is something in there. Probably. Or it could all be powered by a bunch of grots duct-taped together. Who knows? In the end, we should look at it like the Ork&#039;s themselves. If it works, who cares? Worrying about it just means less time krumping gits.&lt;br /&gt;
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====Orks and the Emperor====&lt;br /&gt;
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An extension of the &amp;quot;All Orks are Psykers&amp;quot; theory is that the [[Emperor|Emprahs]] continued existence (despite the fact his throne is in serious need of an MOT) is the fact that the Orks BELIEVE it to be so. As any self-respecting Weirdboy will tell you, what da boyz fink will &#039;appen &#039;appens (see below), so if they think the Emperor is still alive then alive he will be. Probably cos they&#039;re not stupid enough to realise he&#039;s a corpse more fucked than a Slaaneshi cultist at Ciaphas Cain&#039;s place.. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;ANG ON A SECOND.. I FINK DEY BE MAKIN FUN OF US...WELL.....MAYBE WE OUTTA GO STOMP SUM HUMIES!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;(that&#039;s right, the &amp;quot;chaos boys&amp;quot; are messing with you orks, go stomp them in the name of the Emp... For the WAAAGGGHH!. ahem..)&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;(Heretics.....)&lt;br /&gt;
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====Orks and Yarrick====&lt;br /&gt;
Another stupid theory. Yarrick is still alive past the normal age for humans because Ghaz and his boyz think he should. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; Not that he is taking rejuvenation treatments to extend his life like any other hero of the Imperium.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Also Orks believe a glance from Yarrick can kill them so it does. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Not that he&#039;s heard the story and decided to equip himself with a bionic eye with a laser to scare Orks.&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Clearly Yarrick will live longer than the Emperor due to Orks believing in him...&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ork Technology is More Advanced than it Seems===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Cultural collapse, reorientation of belief systems in the aftermath of a renaissance can provoke magical thinkin&#039; in previously rational beingz... - Talker, Madboy on the subject of the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
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On another perspective. Looking over the Ork codices from old to new the only record of Orks willing technology to work is one line in which a techpriest says &amp;quot;Well if we can&#039;t figure this out it must be magic&amp;quot;. In fact the only source besides that codex entry is this 1d4chan page... All other lore being from the Techpriest perspective. The Ork Codex points out that Mek Boys and Big Meks are genetically engineered by the Brain Boyz/Old Ones to know how technology works. In &amp;quot;Evil Sun Rising&amp;quot;, the Big Meks who created the Stompa Fat Mork don&#039;t remember how they created their super compact, miniature red sun engine. The implication is that as the Meks worked together that it unlocked the technology. This might mean that the Brain Boyz/Old Ones programmed the mek genetics to gain access to bigger and better equipment when the army is at a proper size to create and maintain such weaponry. As Ork numbers grow and Waaaghs become bigger more technology is unlocked. The Gorkanaut and Morkanaut walkers are unlocked when Meks begin thinking that a Great Waaagh is coming along.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ork technology is special in many ways, while crude and impossible from an outsider perspective almost all of Ork technology is based on the idea of [[Looted|looting the enemy technology]]. They are the apex scavengers and can create weapons from the technology of the Imperials, Tau, Eldar, Necrons, and even the biotechnology of the Tyranids. It could be guessed that the Brain Boyz wanted Orks to be able to adapt to any battlefield and be able to resupply without need of supply lines. In this way Orks don&#039;t need to wait for a spaceship to drop a Titan to the battlefield for back up, instead they can build one out of that broken humie one.&lt;br /&gt;
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And this is BEFORE we even consider what the hordes of the Beast were able to do that no other concurrent faction could, such as create Void Shielded Deff Dreads, Ork Ambassadors, and teleporting attack moons into the Terra&#039;s orbit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;HOWEVER&#039;&#039;&#039; there are a few holes in this theory. First one must remember that the Imperium is not the only faction to try and study/retrofit Ork technology. The Tau have a much greater understanding of science and engineering than the Imperium and still cannot figure out Ork tek. Though there isn&#039;t much from the Eldar perspective on how Ork Tek works, which could just mean that they don&#039;t care. The second point is that Orks use materials that shouldn&#039;t work as components for weapons and technology. Finally there&#039;s [[Colorz]]; red paint causes things go faster, yellow causes explosions to be bigger, and purple makes everything stealthy. Though Colorz only exist in the rules with Red Ones Go Fasta and Deff Skulls being lucky, most of the other stories are overblown fanfics by the fanbase.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Special Note on Orky Vehicles===&lt;br /&gt;
To properly describe what Ork vehicles are like is a difficult prospect, or perhaps an overlooked opportunity. Either way, few actually attempt to clarify in tangible terms what orkish vehicle-makers create.&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s start with the venerable Trukk.  Keep in mind that the standard Ork Boy is a hunched, monstrous, 7-foot-tall Hulk Hogan. Now, the Trukk is essentially an over-sized, skeletal pickup truck, with armored bus tires and a spiked ram-plate for a bumper. The frame is then covered in all manner of inch-thick armor plating, the basic standard in orkish vehicle armor. No Ork vehicle with more than two wheels has an engine smaller than a V8, and the trukk is no exception. A common brag for a trukk owner, &amp;quot;I&#039;z put twelve silenderz in dis &#039;ere kart&amp;quot; (when not met with the classic &amp;quot;You shoulda sprung fer forteen!&amp;quot; comeback), is similar to a human saying he put an extra two cylinders in his car and overhauled his transmission.&lt;br /&gt;
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Larger orkish vehicles, like the Big Trakk, often use V14 engines that any human would say belongs on a fishing trawler. Alternatively, some vehicles use turbine engines for extra torque (which is always a good thing) and a higher top speed (also a good thing), or crackling electrical engines (less popular than a good-old combustion engine, but can &amp;quot;accidentally&amp;quot; taze pesky Lootas or enemies who get too close (i.e. rammed)). Big Trakks are literally the size of a heavy tank, but are completely open-topped to provide a chassis for hauling Boyz or insanely big gunz into the fight. They have banks of fat-tired wheels or, most likely, four-plus-foot-wide treads. They have as much torque as a Battle Wagon and fear no infantry.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Special Groups of Orks==&lt;br /&gt;
Apart from the regular Boyz, there are several groups of Orks who specialize in a specific task or doctrine. Called Oddboys (if they are relatively normal when fighting time rolls around) or Weirdboys (when they shoot lighting out of their eyes, gunz or eye-gunz). The most common ones are:&lt;br /&gt;
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===[[Oddboys|Oddboyz]]===&lt;br /&gt;
This category is filled with Orks who express genetic predispositions to certain tasks. Here are your Mekboys (engineers), Painboys (doctors), Weirdboys (psykers), Madboyz (psychos), Slaverz/Runtherders (take care of grots, snotlings and slaves), [[Dorfs|Brewerz]] (makers of alcohol; retconned), [[Noise Marines|Rockaz]] (musicians; also retconned), and Shoutaz (communications experts).&lt;br /&gt;
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====Kult of Speed====&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Speed freek]]s who commonly go into the battlefield on bikes hyped up on dakka and flashy bitz, as their name suggests, they&#039;z like goin&#039; faster dan fast. On tabletop, they&#039;re okay, since they&#039;re really shooty for Orks and fairly cheap. These guys field the classic Mobile Ork Army, which causes loads of [[Butthurt]] and [[Rage]] when people go up against them. Just look out for Lascannons.&lt;br /&gt;
*&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Deff Skwadron | Flyboys]]&#039;&#039;&#039; - Crazed pilots that like fast vehicles, death defying stunts, and lots of dakka. The better pilots, fighta aces, are held in great esteem only by other flyboys and tend to give themselves crazy-cool nicknames.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Burna Boyz | Burna Boyz]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Burna boyz are similar to standard orks in ability, possessing no unique qualities except every one of them being a pyromaniac. These boys are the type who would burn their own mother alive if she tried to stop them from playing with matches, even though Orks technically don&#039;t have moms. As such, they regularly burn their own comrades for the hell of it (to see them &#039;do da burny dance&#039;). Their obsession with fire is of course, genetically coded, and this has a particular disadvantage during periods of time where stealth is of the essence. In fact, this pyromania coupled with the rate of accidental deaths among Orks may explain why Burna boyz aren&#039;t more common; after all, an Ork that accidentally burns himself to death wouldn&#039;t be able to spread his spores so easily. On a more lighthearted note, they are also quite fond of fungus cigars!&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt; GREEN IZ BEST&amp;lt;/SPAN&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Mekboy|Mekboys]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Meks are Orks who are capable of making the ramshackle yet effective weapons and vehicles the Orks use. They&#039;re primarily the ones who make the warband&#039;s wagons, restore salvaged vehicles, and create/modify weapons. An Ork who lead bands of Mekboys is called a &amp;quot;Big Mek&amp;quot;, and is a bitch to kill on tabletop if he&#039;s kitted out. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQdaEFa_60 Five-up cover saves for everyone!] &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt; &#039;Ho says we aint smart &#039;n&#039; such! Only fing betta den an ork is an ork wif a good bit of technorkology &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Painboy]]z====&lt;br /&gt;
Basically Orks medics, a Painboy&#039;s instinctive understanding - and obsession - is with medicine, anatomy and surgery. Unlike the Meks above who are seen with something like reverence, other orks think Painboyz are dangerous and won&#039;t go anywhere near them unless they really have to. This is because, like the Mekboyz, Painboyz are driven mostly by their urge to explore and experiment and aren&#039;t very good at concentrating on what they&#039;re supposed to be doing. Which is okay when the Mek tinkers with a piece of gear, but a lot worse when the Dok starts poking around inside a body and removing bits at random just to see how it works.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Tankbustas]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Many Orks enjoy the odd explosion. These guys like that so much that they decided what better way to get their kicks than to get into a nice squad of 5-15 boys and try blowing tanks sky high with their rokkits. They also train Squigs to run into tanks while strapped to the hilt with explosives. And if neither of that works, run into close-combat and strike the tank with a rokkit attached to a metal stick. They get so high off this that they will enter the broken vehicle, eat any survivors, and drink the motor oil in a ritual act known as &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt; &amp;quot;GETTIN&#039; TANKED!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Lootas]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Lootas are Orks who are obsessed with pimping out their shootas by salvaging bitz from their enemies. Lootas are critically important to Orkish mechanical industry, because they head salvage operations and assist Meks where Grots can&#039;t. They&#039;re also the ones who loot wrecked tanks and vehicles after a battle to use as Looted Wagons, with the help of Mekboys, which means Orks can remobilize rapidly, and scale up to match tank-driving foes. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;When not fighting or looting, Lootaboyz are a menace to Orky society, stealing, swindling, making trouble, and being REAL BACKSTABBIN GITs the reason other Boyz can&#039;t have nice things.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt;WOT?! YIZ SAYIN&#039; DERE&#039;S TIME WHEN DA ORKZ AIN&#039;T FOIGHTIN&#039; OR LOOTIN&#039;?! I OUTTA GIVE YA A STAMP!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Flash Gitz]]====&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt;DA PIMPIEST ORK IZ DA BESTEST ORK!!!!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt;Dat is why dey arrogant Gits.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; They are another group of shoota-obsessed Orks known as &amp;quot;Flash Gitz&amp;quot;; rich, obnoxious Bad Moonz gits who buy powerful weapons and upgrades using their large stockpiles of [[toof|teef]]. They love nothing more than showing off their wealth and (supposedly associated) martial power. They do things like wearing &#039;&#039;FABOLOUS&#039;&#039; clothing, sporting huge banners declaring their awesomeness (shogun-style), and plating everything they have in gold, silver, platinum, or any other shiny metal they have at hand (although gold is preferred). Goldz iz da bestest. Flash Gitz boast the shootiest kustom shootaz in all of orkdom, sometimes known as &amp;quot;snazzgunz&amp;quot;, which makes them an invaluable asset to their clan. Conversely, due to their boasting and attitude problems they often alienate pretty much every other Ork they work with, and are prone to getting their arrogant asses booted out of their group the moment they become less useful than annoying.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Freebooterz]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Orks who raid and pillage the galaxy as MOTHERFUCKING PIRATES. And just to add to their awesomeness, they&#039;ll usually dress and/or speak like pirates. (W)AAARG! Well-known individuals include Kaptins Badrukk and Bludflagg.&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Ork Kommando|Kommandos]]====&lt;br /&gt;
Orks who managed to figure out that charging a gunline isn&#039;t always the best option, so dey&#039;z da sneakiest of da Orks. In practice, all of this boils down to a fairly simple difference in tactics. Whereas a normal Ork Boy will see the enemy and immediately [[WAAAGH|shout]], run up to him, and smash him in the head, a Kommando will see the enemy, hide behind a nearby [[Catachan Jungle Fighters|bush]]/[[Dorf|barrel]]/[[Creed|lamp-post]] and wait for the enemy to get close like 5 feet to 2 meters, THEN shout, run up to him, and smash him in the head. They typically paint themselves purple, which Orks believe is the sneakiest color (and because Orks are Orks, purple does in fact make them harder to see ... don&#039;t ask how the fuck that one works, it just does &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:110%&#039;&amp;gt;Hav you eva seen a purpul ork? Course not, dey&#039;s &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;too sneaky&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; don&#039;t exist&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;.) &lt;br /&gt;
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Kommandos rely on stealth tactics rather than balls-out firepower, and achieve this by using crude camouflage techniques, Speshul Forces equipment such as night-vision goggles, various types of grenades, and all those other gubbins that makes them all sneaky. However, their best weapon is often that the concept of Orks using tactics beyond drowning their enemies in corpses and bullets is so completely out there that a lot of Imperial commanders [[Skaven|do not believe that Kommandos actually exist]], which actually make their job easier to pull off. The Imperials quite often find out the very hard way that some orks have both brains and brawn. For instance, nobody laughed when a Kommando unit suddenly [[Blood Ravens|hi-jacked]] a unit of three [[Deathstrike Missile Launcher]]s inside a Mordian regiment&#039;s lines drove one to the front and proceeded to launch it at the their front lines, killing thousands, including a [[Baneblade]] (Except for the Orks, who laughed their faces off as this was happening). Meanwhile, the Kommandos ran off with the remaining one and two extra missiles.&lt;br /&gt;
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Kommandos are typically distrusted by other Orks due to their chosen battle strategy. They view as sneaking about rather than getting straight to a fight, right and proppa as &amp;quot;Muckin&#039; about&amp;quot;. The enjoyment of the color purple among them is also considered right strange. As dere ain&#039;t no such thing as a purple ork!&lt;br /&gt;
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An ork asked about Kommando groups: &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; &amp;quot;I dinna see anyfing... Do you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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====Feral Orks====&lt;br /&gt;
Hidden away in GW fluff are these guys.  These guys are what happens after a WAAAGH! has left your planet. They crop up in wildernesses and form tribes. They don&#039;t have technology (like shootas) or any kind of mekboys or even good resources to build junk. They are roughly on par with your [[Warhammer Fantasy|Fantasy]] Orks, so you can just use your Fantasy army in 40k if you can fluff your army right. Not like it matters, it&#039;s the same tactic either game. They tend to have Grots, Kommandos and Weirdboys coming out of their ears, and love to ride big squigs. If you don&#039;t prune them back to the forest well enough, they might sic buttloads of squiggoths on you. Snakebites love these guys, and if space-born Orks pick them up, Feral Orks usually become Snakebites anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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They breed a special kind of Oddboy, the Pigdok, who is a combination of a Mek and a Dok, but excels at neither. They do surgical procedures like a stereotypical medicine man, wander around covered in robes and talismans given to them by the Weirdboy Shamans, and head the construction of things like ballistas and catapults, all the way up to magical stompy Idols and the [[Titans_40k#Orky_Titans|Steam Gargant]].&lt;br /&gt;
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====[[Weirdboy]]z====&lt;br /&gt;
Weirdboyz are Orks who are active psykers. All Orks are passive psykers, emitting their WAAAGH!! gestalt field, but Weirdboyz are the only ones who can decide they&#039;re gonna blow another Ork&#039;s face off with a mean look and a lightning bolt (and get it to actually happen). They tend to be crazy and can blow up if they&#039;re not careful. Even when they are careful. Sometimes blowing up is the preferred/expected option for a Weirdboy. Amusingly, most Weirdboyz are &#039;cowards&#039;, in the sense that they know bad things happen whenever they get into a fight alongside a bunch of other Orks so they try to avoid doing that. The other Orks are often forced to drag them along.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Retcons==&lt;br /&gt;
All following Ork Oddboys have been retconned, at least by GW&#039;s word. They live on in our hearts (and custom-models) as:&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rokkas===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Rogue Trader]] Orks with a penchant for hard rock, metal, leather armor, and overgrown hair squigs. While still technically retconned, they do seem to keep cropping up in the fluff. Also known as Goff Rokkas, these boyz tend to come out of the Goffs exclusively, but it isn&#039;t completely unknown for other Clans to spit out one of these crazy green &amp;quot;musicians&amp;quot;. They play machine gun guitars and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_wdRy7x4Sc PARTY &#039;ARD!!!]&lt;br /&gt;
It should be noted that Rokkas were invented in the Eighties, so they don&#039;t play things like Death Metal as much as they do generic Metal, 80&#039;s Metal, electric guitar ballads, and Hard Rock.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Shoutas===&lt;br /&gt;
These orks have over-developed lungs and super-strong vocal cords so that they can [[Derp|yell really loud.]] Yes, you heard me right. They yell across Gargant-tops and over battlefield din to act as a telecommunications array. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;See, not all things that were retconned were too good to last.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:200%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;SHUDDUP STOOPID HUMIE, WHUT DO YOU KNOW?!?!?! SHOUTAS IZ DA BEST!!!!!!!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:lightgreen;font-size:300%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;YOU&#039;Z CALL DAT SHOUTIN&#039;? YOU&#039;Z AIN&#039;T A REEL SHOUTA, YA GIT!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:forestgreen;font-size:700%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;A REAL SHOUTA&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:forestgreen;font-size:850%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;DROWNS OUT DA&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:forestgreen;font-size:1000%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;COMPUTISHUN!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:lightgreen;font-size:1750%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;I Konkur!&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:40%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;I&#039;z prefur sneekin&#039; up to some hummie and shoutin&#039; in iz ear from reel gut close.&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyone caught messing with this section again will get their shit handed to them. Do you know how fucking hard it is to make sure this shit is right? I can&#039;t do this AND dodge those fucking Orks. I&#039;m a janitor, and a FUCKING BENDY PENIS!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;See, iffin&#039; you&#039;z had sum of dat purpley paint, dis wouldn&#039; be a problem now, would it?&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;e got youz good, e&#039; did. aneewayz da squigs ated da inturn again. Git ta cleenen dat wod ya.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; I &#039;erd dem cleanin&#039; orks do wat they do and don&#039;t even want no teef for it&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Brewerz===&lt;br /&gt;
Again, not technically retconned, but never mentioned after about 3rd Edition. Brewerz, or Brewer Boyz function much like Mekboys or Mad Doks do, knowing the ins and outs of brewing through genetically inherited intuition. They make alcohol out of squigs. Made everything from beers to malts to meads to liquors to scotches. Yes, certain squigs can be made into scotch. No, no grains are involved in the process. No, they&#039;ve never done this in Scotland. No, you may not question this.&lt;br /&gt;
SQUIGGIE WALKER - RED LABEL! COS IT ZOGZ YOU IN DA BRAIN FASTA!&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Eend out of mashrooms too booss!&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[What|Basically, they brew babies into beer sometimes.]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;HERESY, ORK HERESY, ANY IMPERIAL CITIZENS WILL BE MURDERED ON SIGHT AFTER READING THIS.&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; *WHAM* OY BOSS, DEM HUMIES IZ TRYN&#039;A TAKE AWAYZ OUR SQUIG JUICE!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:150%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; Zoggin DAMN&#039;IT! NOT AGAIN!&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Female Orks===&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:red;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Vaguely referenced in older fluff and glimpsed during Blood Bowl, sacrificed because nobody wants to see those canonized saggy Ork tits (Except [[/d/]]), and fucking whores (and ye mum).  Suffice to say, some drawfags will still draw them and several on [[/tg/]] will doubtlessly [[Faptau|fap]] to it.  Considering how many random mutations are seen amongst the Orks, the possibility is [[Meme|more likely than you&#039;d think]].  In normal canon, Orks are asexual, popping out of fungal growths in the ground...&lt;br /&gt;
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...but in the older fluff, when the Orks were basically Fantasy Orcs in space, there &#039;&#039;were&#039;&#039; female orks.  Later fluff [[retcon]]ned this, so that in later parts of their life cycle Orks would temporarily develop sexual characteristics and go bang one another.  For the sake of Games Workshop&#039;s writers&#039; self-respect, this too was also retconned. And all but the drawfags are happy for that. All in all though, the idea of female orks or goblinoids of any sort is much more readily accepted across most genres involving greenskins of any sort, so the decision may more likely have been to make the Orks dependent on getting blown up to repopulate along with being hardlined for blockbuster style war (though, as with all evolution, this is mutable to change, as there are Orks like the Blood Axes who understand ideas like trading with da&#039; humies&#039;, peace, and using functional armor and weapons that don&#039;t stop working just because da&#039; mob&#039; believes dey are useless. SEE, HUMIES ARE GUD&#039; F&#039;R SOME FINGS BUT NOT EVERY FING!).&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; Oi&#039;m twalf an&#039; wots dis? &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; {{FWIP|&#039;&#039;&#039;DAT GIT WAZ KRUMPED FOR DIS POST.&#039;&#039;&#039;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Madboyz===&lt;br /&gt;
Not seen since the heydays of second edition and Epic 40k, although they&#039;re still mentioned here and there in the fluff. Madboyz are Orks that go crazy under the mental strain of knowledge encoded in their genes suddenly becoming available, their behavior becoming erratic and unstable even for Orks. The other Orks often round them up into a large warband that is set loose upon the enemy, in the hope their madness will prove useful or at least entertaining. (In game terms you rolled for their actions randomly, and it could vary from outright fleeing to going absolutely berzerk and charging forward while ignoring wounds.)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Brain Boyz===&lt;br /&gt;
Brain Boyz is how the Orks call the Old Ones. The retcon is that the Orks&#039; origin has shifted around a few times, such as the Brain Boyz being the ancestors of the Snotlings (although the Orks still believe that, but it&#039;s no longer the official explanation it was in Rogue Trader).&lt;br /&gt;
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(OBJEKSHUN! Dat&#039;z still canon! Codex 7th ED 2014 and we&#039;z seen it in the one before dat un!!! What shrooms did ya zoggin&#039; gits eat?!)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ork Klanz==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Oi, listen up ya gits. Dere&#039;s six diverant majah clanz of Ork, and dey&#039;s all right &#039;ard. Da clanz waz made way back by [[The Beast|the biggest, baddest warboss dere eva waz]], startin&#039; out as his specialist boyz before dey became dey own klanz.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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* Dere&#039;s da &#039;&#039;&#039;Snakebites&#039;&#039;&#039;, and dey&#039;z a buncha fundie gits what won&#039;t use any teknowlogy more complicated den a [[choppa]] an&#039; warpaint. Anytime dere&#039;s a world dat a WAAAAAGH smashed up, it gets full o&#039; fundie boyz. When we pick em up, dey run off ta da Snakebites anyway instead o&#039; learnin how ta fight propa. But dey got squiggoths, an&#039; every WAAAAGH needs really big killy tings. Snakebites wear brown, like a buncha zoggin&#039; humie &#039;Armish folk.&lt;br /&gt;
* Da &#039;&#039;&#039;Bad Moonz&#039;&#039;&#039;, what gotz lotsa teef &#039;cause dey grow faster den any other orks, so dey&#039;z a buncha rich gits. &#039;at meanz dat dey&#039;s got da best squigs and dakka, but since dey&#039;z such lazy gits, dey&#039;s [[Tau|no good at choppin&#039; an&#039; stompin&#039;]], so other orks can always just find a Bad Moon and stomp his teef out. Bad Moonz wear Yella, da color a big booms and shiny bits.&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Goffs&#039;&#039;&#039; are the fightiest of all da Orkz. Dey&#039;z always fightin&#039;, especially wif eachother - it&#039;s a rare Goff dat hasn&#039;t killed atleast somefing every day of his life. Dis constant fighting makes dem da toughest an&#039; meanest of all da Orkz. [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]] &#039;imself wuz a Goff. Dats why he&#039;s so big, &#039;ard, an mean. Goffs wear black, da color a bein&#039; DED &#039;ARD!&lt;br /&gt;
* Da &#039;&#039;&#039;Evil Sunz&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;re all part a da Kult a Speed, and dey&#039;ve got da most Meks, so dey&#039;re always muckin&#039; about with teknowlogical equipment an speedy karts. Deyz big believas in da color red, cuz RED &#039;UNZ GO FASTA!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Deffskullz&#039;&#039;&#039; are a buncha teevin&#039;, lootin&#039; gits what&#039;ll grab anyfin&#039; what&#039;s not nailed down an&#039; if it&#039;s nailed down dey&#039;ll loot the nails den loot da fing wot was nailed down an&#039; make it orky. An&#039; oi does mean [[Looted|anyfin&#039;]]. Even in da middle of a scrap. Da mekz loves em, though, cuz nobody&#039;z got more bitz and gubbinz than a Deffskull Loota. Deffskullz all seemz ta have some kinda technikal know-wotz, dough. Deffskullz wear da color Blue, cuz Blue&#039;s a lucky color. deyz &#039;ave a bit of a &amp;quot;bad relashunship&amp;quot; wif some &#039;umies called da &lt;br /&gt;
[[blood ravens|blud rafens]]. deyz hatez da blud rafens.&lt;br /&gt;
* And, last of all but not least, dere&#039;s da &#039;&#039;&#039;Blud Axez&#039;&#039;&#039;. Dey&#039;re da ones what&#039;ve been hangin&#039; around da stinkin&#039; humies fer ages too long, and gone and developed all sorts a un-orky tings like &#039;&#039;taktiks&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;recownasense&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;cammer floggs&#039;&#039;, an worse of all, &#039;&#039;retreat&#039;&#039;. Dey&#039;ve even got a sayin&#039; bout it: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;If we runs for it, it don&#039;t count as losing, cuz we can also come back for anuvver go, see?&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; Dey&#039;z mocked as cowardly gits by most&#039;a da boyz, but cause dey be dead cunning dey&#039;z da main source of da best warbosses in WAAAAAAAGH! time (Next ter Da Prophet hisself, o&#039;course). Blud Axez wear cammerflage, but at least they paint it nice an&#039; bright so&#039;s you can see&#039;em coming.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, when da humies learned dat der was six Beasts, and each lead a &amp;quot;lejun&amp;quot; o Boyz, dey started tinking dat each o da Clanz were da rem... Re... &#039;&#039;Leftovers&#039;&#039; o&#039; each Beast&#039;s lejun. &#039;Oo knows if datz da troof, I sure as zog dunno.&amp;lt;/ul&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ork Non-Klanz===&lt;br /&gt;
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*  Den dere&#039;s da &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Freebooterz|Freebootaz]]&#039;&#039;&#039;, boyz wut left deir klan ta become merks an&#039; piratz and all&#039;at. Freebooterz iz often kicked o&#039; deir klan for likin&#039; sumtin&#039; dat izn&#039;t violence more dan violence, like [[Kaptin Badrukk]] (teef), [[Wazdakka Gutsmek]] (goin&#039; fast), or [[Zodgrod Wortsnagga]] (snotlings), but some leave o&#039; deir own accord for similar reasons, like [[Kaptin Bluddflagg]] (loot). Freebootaz will even work for stupid &#039;umies for shinies (or hats), though dat don&#039;t mean dey won&#039;t turn &#039;round an &#039;ave a go at dem too if dey fink dere&#039;s a good reezun for it.&lt;br /&gt;
*  &#039;&#039;&#039;Feral Orkz&#039;&#039;&#039; iz like Snakebites, but dey don&#039;t have a choice what wif not &#039;avin&#039; access to Ork kultur seein&#039; az dey don&#039;t got space travel.  Often join da Snakebitez soon as dey&#039;z recruited by a WAAAAAAGH!&lt;br /&gt;
* &#039;&#039;&#039;Speed Freekz&#039;&#039;&#039; is what you call da members o&#039; da &#039;&#039;&#039;Kult o&#039; Speed&#039;&#039;&#039;, a klub any Ork what likes goin&#039; fast a lot can join, not just da Evil Sunz.&lt;br /&gt;
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===What is the measure of a Klan?===&lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s easy to think that Ork Klans are just galaxy-spanning groups of like-minded Orks; like there&#039;s just six huge fucking groups of Orks around the galaxy but as we all know, if Orks were that united, the rest of the races would have a real big problem on their hands. Ork Klans are more like six types of Ork personality that might have been engineered into the Orks way back by the Old Ones or created by the Beast&#039;s Legions in M32. Maybe they appeared on their own, who knows.&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s take a random Ork Boy as an example. All Orks love a good scrap, looting and of course dakka. However, the individual Ork Boy tend towards one type of Orkitude over others. Maybe he&#039;s more into crashing into his enemies at high speeds (which would make him an Evil Sun) or maybe the looting after the battle is his jam (making him a Deff Skull). As a single Boy in a large mob, his preferences doesn&#039;t really matter - he&#039;ll just have to follow his Nob or get krumped - So it is the leaders and/or majority Klan of an Ork warband who&#039;ll decide how the mob acts. So a large horde of Orks led by a Goff Warboss will likely use black and white paint on their stuff and prefer melee combat like Goffs would, but that doesn&#039;t mean that every single Ork in the mob is a Goff.&lt;br /&gt;
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When Orks gather for Waaaghs they tend to form new mobs that are &#039;&#039;actually&#039;&#039; comprised mainly of one Klan of Orks. The large amount of Orks in the Waaagh makes it easier for them to organize themselves into groups of similar interests. That&#039;s where the huge Mad Max-esque hordes of Evil Sunz Bikers and Trukks on Armageddon come from.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ork Terminology==&lt;br /&gt;
*Humie/Umie: Human&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Beakie]]: Space Marine&lt;br /&gt;
*Spikey Boy: Chaos Corrupted individuals&lt;br /&gt;
*Panzee: Eldar&lt;br /&gt;
*Git: Generic insult/Anyone who ain’t being “Proppa Orky”&lt;br /&gt;
*Choppa: Literally any melee weapon, even a bludgeoning one&lt;br /&gt;
*Shoota: Two-Handed ranged weapon that fires a whole lotta dakka real fast.&lt;br /&gt;
*Slugga: One-Handed ranged weapon, more useful for making noise than for hitting things.&lt;br /&gt;
*Blasta: Two-Handed ranged weapon that isn&#039;t some kind of shoota. Ex. Kustom Mega Blasta.&lt;br /&gt;
*Grot: A [[gretchin]]/An alternative insult to git&lt;br /&gt;
*Snot: A Snotling, a Snot is usually a Midget/Young Gretchin.&lt;br /&gt;
*Drops/Bog: The communal toilet, where orks relieve themselves. Also filled with squigs and mushrooms.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Squig]]: Short for &amp;quot;squiggly beast&amp;quot;. Various symbiotic creatures encountered around orks. Grown from the same spores as orks and grots.&lt;br /&gt;
*Krump: Beat up and/or kill.&lt;br /&gt;
*Kustom: Specially made and/or customized gear, usually reserved for Nobs, Bosses, and Flashgitz.&lt;br /&gt;
*Zog: Ruin and/or destroy. Often used as a curse or exclamation. &lt;br /&gt;
*[[Dakka]]: Rapid fire capability and weaponry. It is impossible to have enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Ork Daily Life==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Wh40k online concept.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Your average Ork home. Quite cozy when it comes down to it, really.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Morning.&lt;br /&gt;
GET UP! Doesn&#039;t matter when. But usually in the mid morning, -unless a nob kicks him in the face cause he is late for something, which he usually is. Next eat. Either the breakfast his pet grot brings him or the grot itself. Orks don&#039;t much care it all tastes the same dipped in mud and fried on a stick chased with some fungus beer.&lt;br /&gt;
Hit the drops. Yes the communal act of using the local bog. Literally. He might get a scar on his duff to show off if the Squigs are feisty that morning. Then swagger about and try to find new things to kill. Or new ways to kill things. This lasts till about noon.&lt;br /&gt;
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Noon&lt;br /&gt;
LUNCH! Fungus rums and beers. Squig pies and mushroom fries. Plenty of fights break out at lunch usually from a loota stealing another Orks &#039;sweet-squig&#039; dessert. Or some nob mouths off when drunk. Either way LUNCH! Next nap time/ wrekreation. Most Orks, having spent a very busy day trying to think up new ways to kill or new things to kill, will take a nap. Usually the average rank and file lad who has nothing better to do. It is around now that the more specialized Orkoids shall gather in their respective mobs and set about spending afternoon and early evening doing what they do best. Be it practicing blowing crap up if tankbustaz. Racing around the camp as speed freaks. Helping the meks if lootas or burnas. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Hiding in plain sight if kommand-&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Move along, nofink to see &#039;ere.&lt;br /&gt;
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Evening&lt;br /&gt;
WORK TIME! The boss or local big mek or Warp&#039;ead bullies most everyone around the camp center and gets up on his WAAAGH!!! Banner-tower and starts to bark out orders on what they will attack that night, or where they will hit to steal material to build his next projekt, or give a flashy psycho-pyrotechnic light show during a prophetic chant. (though sometimes if no one got up till half past 5 they plan it during the early morning.) Depending on the Clan majority this can be as simple as &amp;quot;Smash dis!&amp;quot; (A goff) to &amp;quot;Ok Dis team needs ta be &#039;ere right when da rockets hit Or we wont-&amp;quot; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;(Yeah Blood axes dont know when to shut up) &amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*THUMP*&#039;&#039;&#039;  ZOGGIN&#039; &#039;Umiez.&lt;br /&gt;
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Midnight&lt;br /&gt;
[[&amp;quot;Da Tragedy of Hamlet, boss of Denmark&amp;quot; by Shake-da-boss-pole|DA ORKING HOUR]]! Do what was stated in the evening until they get tired and go home to bed. It don&#039;t count as failing cause they will try again tomorrow. Or pull it off and party all night (to the dismay of the defeated) until they pass out.&lt;br /&gt;
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Even the Daily Life of the Ork is a miniature WAAAGH!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons it Rokks to be an Ork==&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z gotz a shiney new 8th ork-dition Codex-fingy, an dis time it&#039;s tourny-viable!&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z da biggest an&#039; da strongest.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z made fer fightin&#039; an&#039; winnin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z got more boyz dan anyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;All an ork eva wantz to do fo&#039;eva iz to keep fightin&#039;, winnin&#039;, an&#039; lootin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Dem mekboyz can loot anyfing an I mean [[Looted_Emperor|ANYFING]]!!&lt;br /&gt;
++&#039;&#039;{{BLAM| Previous record has been made of note to Ordo Xenos for immediate actions to be taken. The Emperor Protects}}&#039;&#039;++&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Ummm, wot woz dat? Zog, I&#039;ve lost count of da resuns for being an Ork!&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z already know everythin&#039; wotz wort&#039; learnin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z da 2nd least [[grimdark]] race in da galaxy. BUT DA BEZT GREENDARK hur hur hur!&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Da painboyz can fix ya up right&#039;n proppa, even if yer bloody &#039;ead&#039;z chopped off.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z got da shiniest bitz, or we&#039;z &#039;bout to krump da git dat does.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;The longa ya fite, the bigga and stronga ya get.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Teef&#039;s legal tenda. Punchin&#039; sum git in da face getz youz a day&#039;z meal.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;All ya ave&#039; tah worry &#039;bout is: foighin, lootin, speedin, sneakin, or mukin round wif sum technical gubbins ats&#039; wots&#039; used for foighin, lootin, speedin or sneakin. Da grots do da rest.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;If da mekboy can finks it, he can build it.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;An&#039; if he sayz it workz, he&#039;s roight.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;We&#039;z da orkz an&#039; dey iz not.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Dem &#039;umiez and marine boyz screamin&#039; &amp;quot;FER DA EMPRER&amp;quot;, an dem spikey boys yellin&#039; &amp;quot;BLOOD FO&#039; DA BLOOD GOD!&amp;quot; is nofin&#039; kompared to &amp;quot;WAAAAAAAAAGH!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Da red wunz will &#039;&#039;&#039;alwayz&#039;&#039;&#039; go fasta.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Purple iz da sneekiest colah.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Yello&#039; iz da &#039;splodiest colah.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Blu iz da lukiest colah.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Green iz da orkiest colah.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;I haz a hole in me chest an&#039; a choppa stuck to me leg? Didn&#039; notice it while I wuz krumpin dem spiky boyz.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Unlike dem &#039;umiez, greyskins, an&#039; panzees, anyone can be a warboss usin&#039; nofin&#039; more den a choppa an&#039; a litl bit o&#039; dakka.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;Even if all da boyz get krump&#039;d, we&#039;z still win. Da only way da gits can zog us off is by [[Exterminatus|dakkain&#039; da &#039;ole bludy planet]].&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;You&#039;z can trade in yer dakka fer moah choppa, or vice versah, and you iz still Orky enuff.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt;You&#039;z kan build an army of serial [[METAL BOXES|bawkses]] an&#039; duk&#039; tape an&#039; maybe a bit o&#039; spikez an&#039; bitz and still look reel smart an&#039; orky.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Rolling a double six with Shokk Attack Gun.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Some Git shootz 90% of Your squad, but the Nob smackz one boy on the &#039;ead and everybody iz doing good.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; You&#039;z kan legally talk like a &amp;lt;s&amp;gt; retard&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; proppa ard&#039; git.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Giving da boyz a frying pan on the &#039;ead and a fender on the shoulda makes dem &#039;arder.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Putting dem in a fridge makez dem mega&#039;ard.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; You&#039;z kan use every armiez gunz, but none kan use Yourz.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; If you die you get proppa afterlife wiz lotta fighnin&#039; an&#039; booze, instead of being raped by laffin&#039; daemons for eternity.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Youz don&#039;t havta Hate everfink dat&#039;s not a Ork. &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; You WILL die of laffin&#039; if You play orkz.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Eiff Edishun iz da horde edishun! We&#039;z can field more boyz dan dem &#039;humies or bug fingies!   &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; No matta wot &#039;appens to da rezt of da galaxy, be it spikey boyz winning, Da &#039;umiez conkaring all da planetz, da Eldar succezzfully rezurrecting their godz, or da God-Emporer stepping down from &#039;is potty, you ztill &#039;ave a 99.99999% chance of surviving in zome capacity. There are Orks living in da Warp for Gorks sake.&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Wez da kannon winnaz of Soulstorm! Dat meanz we krumped dem &#039;undred baneblade fingys!&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Lastly, an&#039; most importantly, da mane reezun it rokkz ta be an Ork iz dis: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:175%&#039;&amp;gt;WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reasons it sucks to be an Ork==&lt;br /&gt;
# You&#039;re the one species that is actually dumber than humanity. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;{{BLAM|HERESY!}}&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;*THUMP* LOK BOSS I GOT MEH WUN UH DEM UMIES!!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Your war cry &amp;quot;WAAAGH!&amp;quot; is overused by everyone. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;LIEK IF &amp;quot;FOR DA EMPRAH!!!&amp;quot; IZN&#039;T OVERUZZED AZ &#039;ELL&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# No matter how hard you try, you will never achieve enough dakka... and if you did, it&#039;d end up destroying you too. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;A TRAGGADY, DAT IS!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Despite having some awesome-looking guns, you can&#039;t shoot things for shit. Your standard Ballistic Skill is 2 (which means at best hitting things on a 5+), and when you &#039;&#039;do&#039;&#039; shoot somebody successfully it&#039;s probably due to sheer volume of bullets more than anything else.  &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; YOU SAY DAT LOIKE IT&#039;S A ZOGGIN&#039; BAD FING! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Your sole purpose in stories is to distract the Space Marines and the Imperial Guard from more dangerous threats like Chaos, Tyranids or Necrons. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; BUT WE&#039;Z GET TA HAVE A REAL GREAT FIGHT WHILEZ BEIN&#039; A DISTRAKSHUN. SO IT&#039;Z STILL ALL GOOD. ALSO HAV YOU EVEN READ DA BEAST ARISES WE ZOG DEM HUMMIES UP. &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Your army falls apart at the seams the minute your Warboss dies. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;NAH, WE&#039;S JUST GOT TA FIGURA&#039; OUT WHUZ IN CHARGE NEXT, DAN WE COMES BACK AROUND TA FUMP EM AGAIN!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:purple;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; Hiss! By that time we&#039;ve NOMNOMNOMNOM&#039;D on you &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;*CRUNCH*&#039;&#039;&#039; ANUDDA &#039;EAD FER ME POINTY STIKK!&lt;br /&gt;
# Anytime you use anything, from your smallest pistol to your [[Battlefleet Gothic|largest space ship]], you have the same chances of surviving its use as a grot snuggling an overcharged standard issue Imperial [[Plasma Weapons|Plasma Gun]]. Offset by the fact you can survive 4th degree burns, decapitation, being septic, and acquiring space tetanus.&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; OY, DOK. WUTZ DIS TETANATHINGY? CAN WE&#039;Z SQUISH ET?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
# In Second Ed there was an alarming risk that your entire army might die before the battle actually started because almost no Ork units had sealed armour.&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; ORKZ DUN&#039; NEED ARMER! NOT WEN ORKZ GOT DAKKA!! SMASH DEM GITS WITOUT&#039;IT!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# You have a mushroom and two spore pods dangling between your legs, and Kroot find it a delicacy. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:yellow;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; GOOD MEAT BAKKAWW! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;*THUMP* I DUNNO WUT DIS DUN SAID BUT IT URT ME EYES SO I KRUMPED IT!!!!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# You&#039;re part of [[Squad broken]]. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;WELL UH.... ZOGGIT, YOO GOT US DERE.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;You haven&#039;t had a new codex since 4th edition. And it&#039;s starting to show.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; SHUT IT YA GIT, WE&#039;ZE DA ORKS AND YOU&#039;Z A BUNCH O PANSY GITS! B&#039;SIDES, WE IZ GOING TA GET NEW CODEX DIS 6TH ED! OI BOSS WEZ GOT A SEVENF EDISHUN CODEX BEFORE THE PANSY GITS DID!  N NOW WE&#039;Z GOTZ A SHINEY NEW 7 ORK-DITION CODEX-FINGY! ZOGGIN&#039; GORK! DIS EYFF EDISHUN KODEX IS DED KILLY! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;(And now you don&#039;t have a codex anymore.)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*CRUNCH*&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;AVE YOU &#039;EARD OF ORKTOBER, HUMIE?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; Your codex came out in November. &lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;There is a slight chance that [[Matt Ward|Mattard]] is going to write 6th edition codex. If so, in the next codex you&#039;ll read something like this: &amp;quot;The Orks insatiable thirst for violence is, really, just a way of coping with the angst they feel that no matter what they do, they will never be Ultramarines.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; WHO KEEPS LETTIN&#039; DEZ&#039; HUMIES IN &#039;ERE! WE&#039;Z BLOODY INFESTED! GET DA BURNAZ!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;(Also [[Matt Ward|Mattard]] is apparently too busy with pestering Forge world for more Space marine resin collections to be converted into plastic for the main product line to be bothered with our humble bumbling green skins.)&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;  &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; Tipakill &#039;umie bee&#039;ayevyohr dat iz. Alwayz ignorin&#039; da orky fingz in loif an&#039; only payin&#039; attentchuhn to zoggin&#039; &#039;umie fingz. Downroight shaymfol dat iz. Da onlee REEL orky &#039;umie dere iz iz dat Kaptuhn Yarik; Gork - or eh, iz it Mork? - bless &#039;iz &#039;eart.&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; (Trust us greenskin, Matt Ward ignoring you is a good thing.)  &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; But waznt &#039;e fired fur being an annoying grot?&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;I GOT DA BURNAZ!! WE HAVIN A BBQ?? MAKE MINE CRISPY AN DUN FORGET DA EXTRA SQUIG SAUCE&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# Orks do not draw psychic power from the [[Warp]], [[Derp|but still take Perils of the Warp]]. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; DEM WEIRDBOY GITZ JUST ORK&#039;D TOO &#039;ARD!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;if dere ain&#039;t any Stormboyz, yer army k&#039;n get krumped by da Blu Gitz real easy like. No not [[Ultramarines|DEM]] blue gits The [[Tau|udda ones]] wif da nice dakka and puny stompas.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:120%&#039;&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;*CRUNCH*&#039;&#039;&#039; OI! WHO LET DA GROT DO DA TALKIN?! WE JUS&#039; SMASH DEM BLUEBOYZ WIT &#039;ARE CHOPPAS WHEN WE GET CLOSE, AN&#039; IF DAT DON&#039;T WORK WE JUST MATCH DERE AMOUNT OF DAKKA WIT SOME PRETTY KILLY SHOOTAS. UNLESS DEY SEND DA RED COMMIT THO... GOOD FING DEY GOT RID OF HIM!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;Even doh dere is [[Yarrick|wun humie]] dat foights good and ard and iz real ded killy, ee iz da greatest enemy ov da Orkz. *THUNK* DA GREATEST ENNEMY OF DA ORKS IZ DA RED COMMIT! DAT BLUE BOY&#039;S STOMPA IS FREE TIMES FASTA DAN A REGULAR WUN!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;You probably dont have a penis. You can piss on Space Marines, only to die a short while later.&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;IZ DAT BAD FING? OOMIEZ SAYZ DAT IT VERY HURTZ WHEN WE &#039;IT EM IN IT? Wait... Dat what dey call the mushroom&#039;n&#039;spore pods? Poor suckas! Dey have PAIN nerves down dat way? No WONDER dey scream so bad when we kick em there.  &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
#&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Even (some) vegetarians will eat you&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; NOT IF WE EAT DEM FIRST! HAH!  &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# You all piss yourselves at the very mention of the name of a certain [[Farsight|Red Armored Swordsman]]. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; WE&#039;Z JUST BE SO EXCITED CAUSE DAT BLUE-BOY ACTUALLY PUTS UP A FIGHT! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:blue;font-size:100%&#039;&amp;gt; More so than the Orks did against an old Ethereal with a pointed stick! &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;*KRUMP* SHUT IT YA GREAT LANKY BLUE GROT &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; Dat Red Kommit ain&#039;t got nottin&#039; on Yarik, da Kommit just has a good choppy bit! Yarik jus&#039; has ta look at ya funni to zog ya! *Thunk* Da Redd Kommit wuz tearin&#039; boyz wif his stompaz&#039; bare &#039;ands before &#039;e found da choppa ya grot!  &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# One of your gods has the voice of Robin Williams. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; Izzat a bad fing? &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
# You have to deal with Vance Stubbs fans refusing to admit that they lost Kaurava. The only real defeat is people pretending you never won. &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt; BUT DEN WE GETS TA KRUMP DOSE BUTT&#039;URT GITS AN HAV A REEL GUD FIGHT! WATZ DA PROBLEM WIF DAT? &amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== See Also ==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Grot]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Snotling]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Beast]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The War of The Beast]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gorgutz_%27Ead_%27Unter|Warboss Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Deffboss]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Deffwotch]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[WAAAGH]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[&amp;quot;Da Tragedy of Hamlet, boss of Denmark&amp;quot; by Shake-da-boss-pole]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Makbeff]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warhammer 40,000/Tactics/Orks(8E)|Tactics/Orks]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Warhammer_40,000/Tactics/Orks/Dred_List|Dreadnought List]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Codex Orks: Space Odin Edition]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ork Gunz]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gargant]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stompa]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Deff Skwadron]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Scraplootas]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Da Chopshop]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ork Trek]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ironjawz]] for one of their Age of Sigmar counterparts.&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo Da Ork Song]&lt;br /&gt;
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXCLtD5batc Dem Ork Boyz Song]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork flowchart.png|WAAAAGH flowchart&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WAAAAGH.jpg|WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_WTF_is_this.jpg|WOT&#039;Z DAT&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orks_are_made_4_rokkin.jpg|ORKZ IZ DA ROKKINEST&lt;br /&gt;
Image:WOT_DA_ZOG.jpg|DA PAINBOSS IZ GONNA WANT TA LOOK AT DIS, WOTEVA IT IS&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Disguise_1.jpg|Orks are the best at disguises&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Disguise_2.jpg|Stoopid [[beakie|beakies]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Disguise_3.jpg|Weeabork&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orktaku.jpg|A different sort of Weeabork&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Samurork4.jpg|The truest of Weeaborks&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Da_warboss_Lincoln.jpg|The assassination of Warboss Lincoln.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:GorknMork.jpg|Gork and Mork&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_Fortress.jpg|WE&#039;Z AMUZED BY ENTIRE PUNY &#039;UMIE IMPERIUM&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Pimp_Ork_1.jpg|PompadOrk&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Pimp_Ork_2.jpg|EY YOU GITZ WE &#039;EARD YOU LIKE TA MAKE IT ORKY SO WE ORKYFIED YER ORKY SQUIGOFF SO YOU&#039;Z CAN WAAAGH WHILE YOO&#039;Z WAAAGHIN&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Killskata.jpg|Jet Grind RadiOrk&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Gorkken_Morkann_by_Jaekyu.jpg|&#039;OO DA &#039;ELL DO YA FINK WE IS?!!!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Finking_wiz_siantz_2.jpg|IT&#039;Z TIME FER SUM IKSPERIMINTS&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_teaparty.jpg|No reason we can&#039;t be civil&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Finking_wiz_siantz.jpg|SIANTZ. It works.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Oldboyz.jpg|Oldboyz can Waaagh! too. They just need a nap afterwards.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orkpoke.jpg|SlowpOrk&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_Anatomy.jpg|Inaccurate (but in-universe) depiction of orky gubbinz.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orkspekta_gubbinz.jpg|Orkspekta Gubbinz iz on da case!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Orkishbeprepared.jpg|&amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Jeremy Irons is orky, right?&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; COURZE &#039;E IZ! E&#039;Z ZO ORKY YOU&#039;Z CAN&#039;T LISTEN TA DA ORIGINAL SONG WIWOUT &#039;EARING DIS!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Green.jpg|Supagreen&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1229746903774.jpg|[[Deff Skwadron]]. Zoggin&#039; bootiful.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Proud&#039;n&#039;Bootiful.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1239594444871.jpg|Transform and WAAAGH! (Holyshit this thing actually transforms.)&lt;br /&gt;
Image:1258887158852.jpg| Essentially....this is the best thing ever.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:mythbusta.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork_love_potion.jpg|Love Can WAAAGH!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork with Lego shootah.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Squig_drops.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Eldars_are_orky.jpg|[[Eldar]]z iz da most orky race evar, ya gitz!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Ork Powuz.png|An alternate explanation of how a WAAAGH works.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Mork and gork orks warhammer 40k 1334752549083.jpg|Brutally cunning or cunningly brutal?&lt;br /&gt;
File:CoDorks.jpg|Only Orks are capable of making something utterly godawful into something completely Orky.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SmurfOrks.jpg|Orks, mastaz uf stelff&#039;en&lt;br /&gt;
File:Bork_Kube.jpg|A viable Ork space ship design. &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;Actually, space doesn&#039;t have air resistance, so that would work fine for anybody&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; &amp;lt;span style=&#039;color:green;font-size:115%&#039;&amp;gt;*THUMP* WHO LET DE TALKY HUMIE GIT IN &#039;ERE?!&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the Dark Angels though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric chapter with multiple lines of descent; which would explain away the flesh change and also explain their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from Graia)&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the 9 Artifacts of vulkan (Trazyn still has the other 4...the chapter is trying to change that)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus The Red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slaanesh|Slaanesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaldor Draigo|Kaldor Draigo&#039;s sanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[White Scars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
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{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the Dark Angels though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric chapter with multiple lines of descent; which would explain away the flesh change and also explain their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from [[Graia]])&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the 9 Artifacts of vulkan (Trazyn still has the other 4...the chapter is trying to change that)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus The Red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slaanesh|Slaanesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaldor Draigo|Kaldor Draigo&#039;s sanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[White Scars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Blood Ravens</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the Dark Angels though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric chapter with multiple lines of descent; which would explain away the flesh change and also explain their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some highlights include:&lt;br /&gt;
* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from [[Graia]])&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the [[Artifact of Vulkan|7 artifacts of Vulkan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus The Red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]])&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slannesh|Slannesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaldor Drago|Kaldor Drago&#039;s sanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[White Scars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Thousand Sons]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Blood Ravens</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the Dark Angels though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric chapter with multiple lines of descent; which would explain away the flesh change and also explain their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from [[Graia]])&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the [[Artifact of Vulkan|7 artifacts of Vulkan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus the red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slannesh|Slannesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaldor Drago|Kaldor Drago&#039;s sanity]]&lt;br /&gt;
* the [[white scars]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Thousand Sons]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Blood Ravens</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the Dark Angels though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric chapter with multiple lines of descent; which would explain away the flesh change and also explain their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from [[Graia]])&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the [[Artifact of Vulkan|7 artifacts of Vulkan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] [[Rubric Marines|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Magnus the red|Magnus the red&#039;s]] right eye (from [[Tzeench]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Slannesh|Slannesh&#039;s]] ovaries.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Corvus Corax]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Blood Ravens</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter&lt;br /&gt;
|Name = Blood Ravens&lt;br /&gt;
|Heraldry = [[Image:Bloodravenslogo.jpg|250px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Battle Cry = &#039;&#039;&#039;Pre-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;Knowledge is power. Guard it well.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Post-Retribution:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;quot;None shall find us wanting.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &#039;&#039;&#039;Unofficial:&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &amp;quot;STEAL IT!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|Number =  Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Founding = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
|Successors of = Unknown, hinted to be [[Thousand Sons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Successor Chapters = N/A&lt;br /&gt;
|Chapter Master = [[Gabriel Angelos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Primarch = Unknown, possibly [[Magnus the Red]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Homeworld = Fleet-based&lt;br /&gt;
|Specialty = [[Psyker]]s, collecting &amp;quot;lost&amp;quot; relics, plot armor,[[Reasonable Marines| Attacking in key positions]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Strength = as little as 250 after Retribution, currently at 1000 following Primaris reinforcements&lt;br /&gt;
|Allegiance = &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[[Ork#Ork Klanz|Deathskullz]]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Imperium of Man]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Colours = Red, bone white pauldrons&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|I am a thief of knowledge, and in a survival way, I had to solve all the problems around me.|Philippe Petit}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|My Preciousssssss...|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Gollum&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Every Blood Raven ever, after setting eyes on something shiny.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{topquote|1=Blood Ravens? Go lock the reliquary.|2=[https://youtu.be/mabM64rAd4k?t=14m13s Calato, Deathwatch Champion, to a random Stormtrooper upon encountering a Blood Ravens force... and pretty much any other loyalist chapter working with them.]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The &#039;&#039;&#039;Bluhd Rehvehns&#039;&#039;&#039; are one of the better-known background Chapters, primarily from their starring role in the [[Dawn of War]] vidya series. They have &#039;&#039;waaaaaaaay&#039;&#039; too many psykers and are obsessed with &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming &amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;finding&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;reclaiming&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;stealing&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;STEAL RAIN&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; recovering lost relics, mostly because they don&#039;t know anything about their history. They have no records dating before the [[Age of Apostasy]]. This has led some to theorize that they are actually [[Traitor Legion Loyalists|loyalist descendants]] of the [[Thousand Sons]], which according to fluff, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;may be canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;it&#039;s not canon&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; is intentionally left in the grey area and even GW likes to tease us about this (like they did in the Prospero White Dwarf).&lt;br /&gt;
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==History==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Indrick Boreale.jpg|thumb|left|250px|Indrick Baldeale, a Blud Rehvens Captain: Teh greahtehst hero of teh chaphter and mastur of STEEL REHN.]]&lt;br /&gt;
This chapter existed, but was very obscure before the Dawn of War vidya gaems. This would remain their only claim to fame if Dawn of War hadn&#039;t spawned dozens of [[meme]]s. Perhaps the most famous example of these memes is the voice acting of the Captain Indrick Boreale, who is the origin of the terms [[Emprah]] and [[Space Marine|Spehss mahreens]]. They are also infamous on /tg/ for losing half their chapter in a single campaign, also thanks to Brother-Captain Boreale, who got himself krumped by the Ork Warboss [[Gorgutz &#039;Ead &#039;Unter]].&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens are also famous for their &#039;&#039;&#039;raven&#039;&#039;&#039;ous kleptomania, discussed in greater depth below, as well as an infamous reputation for STEALING. SCREW YOU GABE ITS TRUE. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the few canonically confirmed, let alone interesting, things about their history is the possibility that they are descendants of a [[Thousand Sons]] schism cult or possibly (but significantly less likely) a breakaway from the Word Bearers. The short story &amp;quot;Rebirth&amp;quot; in &#039;&#039;Age of Darkness&#039;&#039; shows what might be the foundation of the Chapter, as hinted before in &#039;&#039;A Thousand Sons&#039;&#039; Horus Heresy book. That story shows that most of the Corvidae (as in the genus of birds to which the raven belongs) Fellowship of the Legion was sent away by [[Magnus]] during the Burning of [[Prospero]]. The leader of this Fellowship, Revuel &#039;&#039;&#039;Arvida&#039;&#039;&#039;, has a name very similar to Azari&#039;&#039;&#039;ah Vidya&#039;&#039;&#039;, the legendary hero of the Blood Ravens, who utters &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard It Well&amp;quot;, the motto of the Blood Ravens. However, Arvida would later separate from any other surviving Thousand Sons and join with the [[White Scars]] on their way back to Terra, where he was merged with a fragment of [[Magnus the Red]] and became an altogether new entity named &#039;&#039;&#039;Ianius&#039;&#039;&#039;, who would later lead the [[Grey Knights]] as one of their eight founding Grand Masters.&lt;br /&gt;
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Still, Thousand Sons are known to have fought on both sides of the conflict, and any loyalist Thousand Sons force would have had to do a certain amount of foraging to remain a viable force. So the theory remains valid if you &amp;quot;neglect&amp;quot; asking the compelling question how they possibly might have managed to evade the flesh change, which undoubtedly would also have afflicted any &amp;quot;splinter sects&amp;quot; after Tzeentch basically told Magnus that Magnus that the deal was off an that he would now pay the price for dealing with CHAOS during the battle of Prospero (meaning that his sons would now be prone to the flesh change again, turning them into CHAO NONONOahvajldazbvzaj). To continue where my predecessor left off, the question remains how a possibly loyal Thousand Sons off-shoot could have avoided the flesh change for 10.000 years as they would have had the same unstable gene seed just like any other Thousand Son (which made Magnus make a bargain with CHAOS in the first place). And the only real evidence for the Word Bearer theory is interpreting Eliphas&#039; taunts in Dark Crusade in a certain way, and Eliphas is very much someone who will take great joy in lying if it means messing with someone&#039;s head. It is worth noting as a counterpoint, that the [[Lamenters]], a particularly unfortunate offshoot of the [[Blood Angels]], managed to (ostensibly) rid themselves of their gene-seed flaw...(Not anymore, it returned because they&#039;re unlucky bastards I guess)  &lt;br /&gt;
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On the other hand though, they have an unusually high number of unusually powerful psykers, with two full squads of Librarians in the First Company and were (at least until the events of [[Dawn of War 2#Retribution|Retribution]]) lead by a combination of [[Chapter Master]]s and [[Librarian]]s. Finally, their obsession with lost knowledge and mystic relics mirrors pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Hell, even their &#039;&#039;color scheme&#039;&#039; is suspiciously close to the one used by the pre-Heresy Thousand Sons. Also, if you want to read &#039;&#039;way&#039;&#039; too much into it, it should be noted that almost every other Traitor Legion has known, named Loyalist members, most of whom aided [[Malcador]] with the creation of the [[Inquisition]].&lt;br /&gt;
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However, given the ambiguous and circumstantial nature of what little evidence exists, we may never know if this is true. For a time, there was a rumor of a Blood Ravens Codex produced by Games Workshop, which would probably expand on the theory. However, the codex never came out, the rumors quietly died out and do not look likely to be revived anytime soon. There&#039;s also [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] revealing GW&#039;s official stance against the [[Silver Skulls|Traitor Loyalist theory]]. (Not that anyone with any sense cares 1 whit about what ADB has to say about canon, especially in regards to his widdle pwecious chaos space marines that are totally his and no one else is allowed to touch them ever ever only his spacemans can be kool ORIGINAL CHARACTER DOUGHNUT STEEL.)&lt;br /&gt;
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Others posit that the Blood Ravens are possibly descendants of the Dark Angels though not among the Unforgiven due to their similarly secretive nature, others point to the Raven Guard for a similarity in name, and some people have raised the possibility of descent from the rather psyker heavy White Scars. Some boring people look to the Ultramarines instead, but this is rather uninteresting. The issue with all the theories of loyalist descent is that whatever the Blood Ravens&#039; actual origins are, it&#039;s worth being ashamed of and the truth of their parentage is something Thule himself refused to tell anyone. Finding out they were descended from the Blood or Dark Angels or the Raven Guard, nevermind mutation free legions like the White Scars or Ultramarines wouldn&#039;t be worth getting angry about. Even having a modified but still purely monolineage geneseed from a loyalist chapter is not really anything to be ashamed of, as all the twenty first founding chapters with known loyalist legion parentage show no inclination to hide it from anyone.  And before you say &amp;quot;if they were sons of the Lion with descent from the Fallen Angels wouldn&#039;t that be shame worthy?&amp;quot; if that were true, the Unforgiven would have probably &amp;quot;disappeared&amp;quot; the Blood Ravens a long time ago when they inevitably found out in an attempt to find more of the Fallen. Then again, if the Blood Ravens are Dark Angels successors and aren&#039;t descended from the Fallen (which is extremely unlikely, as discussed above), they might still have something to be ashamed of - they almost certainly aren&#039;t members of the Unforgiven, which would indicate that they were actually exiled from the Unforgiven due to some sin or mistake committed, which would be valid reason for shame of one&#039;s origins. Coincidentally, such a fate could be described as being found &amp;quot;wanting&amp;quot;, and given the chapter&#039;s motto after Gabe&#039;s ascension to Chapter Master...&lt;br /&gt;
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However, a dark horse theory is that they&#039;re actually a chimeric chapter with multiple lines of descent; which would explain away the flesh change and also explain their seemingly supernaturally terrible luck. This theory posits that the chapter was made from the Adeptus Mechanicus&#039; tinkerings with geneseed, quite likely including the geneseed of the Thousand Sons and possibly the Word Bearers along with those of loyalist legions in an attempt to create a more stable form of psychic space marine. This theory certainly would make their origins something worth hiding from others, as even insinuating that a Chapter is born of chimeric geneseed is almost universally considered a grievous insult and is never something any chapter known in 40k openly admits. Now add the shame of being bastards to including the genetics of one, two, or more traitor legions and you&#039;d have a very serious reason for Davian Thule to deem that the truth of the Chapter&#039;s origins is too monstrous for anyone else to ever learn. It&#039;s certainly a theory that can neatly explain any of the holes in the other theories and it would explain why they&#039;re said to have not appeared until the age of apostasy when the twenty first founding occurred. Also, lines up well with how they learnt more about their origin by studying the Primaris.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Blood Ravens have only two recorded mutations in their [[gene seed]].  The first one affects their Catalepsean Node, the Implant that allows a Space Marine to need less sleep and resist the effects of sleep deprivation.  In the Blood Ravens, this node malfunctions, preventing them from entering R.E.M. sleep, a real and terminal condition called Fatal insomnia, but the Catalepsean Node keeps them alive despite this, and has the side effect of giving the Blood Ravens perfect memory.  The second mutation, if it can be counted as one, is the chapter&#039;s unusually high frequency of producing or activating latent psychic power, with the chapter having an extremely high number of librarians.&lt;br /&gt;
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Other, less documented (as in fan-developed) characteristics include a massive tendency to develop kleptomania, generate a gelatinous substance in their scalps to allow for the creation of hairetical hair, and something known as &amp;quot;unavailable original voice acting&amp;quot; which causes some members&#039; voices to change periodically.&lt;br /&gt;
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They are also notable for having [[C.S. Goto|a Librarian Chapter Master who dedicates himself to Khorne]]. Normally this would be a case of extreme bullshit writing, &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;but appears to make some degree of sense in that the Chapter Master/Head Librarian in question is never seen using sorcerous powers after revealing his new loyalty&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; He psykically projects himself onto Typhon, in order to trick the protagonists onto the planet to cause the Exterminatus. But after that, Daemon Princes, even of Khorne (which he ultimately transforms into), actually have massive psychic potential.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Dawn of War III]] initial reveal page shows that good ol&#039; Gabe is in fact alive, meaning that the Space Marine ending in Dawn of War II was in fact completely canon. Unfortunately, Gabe is no longer mostly bionic so [[Derp|who knows what&#039;s canon]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, the Blood Raven&#039;s new motto under Gabriel Angelos was &amp;quot;None Shall Find Us Wanting&amp;quot;, which is the saying they use in Space Marine, unlike their old &amp;quot;Knowledge is Power, Guard it Well&amp;quot; schtick, indicating that the events of Space Marine occurred after DoW:Retribution. In any event, whether Space Marine itself is actually canon or not is up for debate, though GW&#039;s official stance is that most of it is not, which would mean that there is no evidence at all about what actually happens. You&#039;ll have to [[Matt Ward|decide for yourself]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Interestingly, seen as a whole, this also means that Graham McNeill&#039;s incorrect statement that Gabe was the Chapter Master at the time he wrote the WD Blood Ravens Index Astartes article (published Nov 2004), is now retroactively correct, as Gabe does indeed become Chapter Master in the Space Marine ending of Retribution (released in Mar 2011)... unless this was [[JUST AS PLANNED|already the intended direction of Relic/Games Workshop&#039;s plot arc from the beginning]].&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Wat|Knowing Games Workshop though]], Eliphas is probably still alive. Probably a Daemon Prince, too. Because, as with all secondary 40K media: &amp;quot;Fuck coherency in the name of storytelling!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Post-[[Cicatrix Maledictum]]===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the White Dwarf of July 2019 we discovered [[Advancing the Storyline|what happened after Acheron]].&lt;br /&gt;
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After the clusterfuck that was Acheron and the chapter reduced to half-strength, the Blood Ravens returned to Subsector Aurelia in force to a large-scale regroup and rebuild (which means that they didn&#039;t pursue [[Gorgutz]] and his no-longer-majikal pointy stikk) with the hope of putting the chapter back in full strength. [[Not as Planned|However]],  a few weeks later the Great Rift opened and Subsector Aurelia is on the bad side of the rift. Barely managing to make contact with the groups doing the recruitment, losing ships with aspirants in the warp, weird shit happening all across the subsector and mutation and heresy spreading to the point of Daemonic incursions (Fortunately, Ulkair didn&#039;t break out, but not for lack of trying). Angelos, being awesome if sentimental, dispatched help whenever needed and tried to contact the Imperium, and sent ships to find out what happened, with [[Fail|predictable results]].&lt;br /&gt;
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It was in this situation that the Custodes made contact with the Blood Ravens and informed them of [[Indomitus Crusade|all]] [[Roboute Guilliman|that]] [[Cicatrix Maledictum|happened]] on the Terran side. They also &amp;quot;brought&amp;quot; with them Primaris gene-seed to help rebuild their chapter. When the Custodes made it clear that they would not take &amp;quot;no&amp;quot; for an answer, the Blood Ravens accepted and started creating Primaris Marines, and eventually this saw them back to fighting status.&lt;br /&gt;
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* All the ass-pullery, terminator flips and Inquisitorial idiocy (which to be fair is par for the course) of [[Dawn of War III]] was [[Wat|tabletop-canon]]! Clearly, Gabriel&#039;s armor must be some Dark-Age super-relic.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Blood Ravens have been investigating the gene-seed and tools gifted by the Custodes and [[Belisarius Cawl|Papa Cawl]]. They apparently made significant insights into their origins, but it was determined that nobody outside of the chapter must ever know about their primogenitors and only the most senior officers of the Blood Ravens have actually been entrusted with that information. Draw your own conclusions. &lt;br /&gt;
* The Custodes are really pushy bastards, but they didn&#039;t ask for their &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; equipment back. Either they don&#039;t know of their presence or they don&#039;t care; given that the Custodes&#039; standard wargear is far more potent than even the best bolters, the latter is slightly more probable. Or maybe the writers just forgot that the Magpies had Custodes gear, we don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
* [[Davian Thule]]&#039;s fate after the Third Aurelian Crusade (a.k.a. Dawn of War 2: Retribution) is unknown. Which means that he may be alive after all!&lt;br /&gt;
* The planet Aurelia is officially recognized as the former homeworld of the Chapter, their late Chapter Monastery being Selenon.&lt;br /&gt;
* Related to the above: Ulkair is still imprisoned in Aurelia for now, but the opening of the Great Rift stirred him up A LOT.&lt;br /&gt;
* Being a chapter with so many psykers also means that many aspirants end up mad because of their powers, while others end up like Isador Akios and go too deep in their studies of Chaos. These poor bastards are kept in the Librarius Sanatorum before being put to use one last time before execution. What that final use is isn&#039;t mentioned, but it&#039;s probably related as to where things went to hell with them. Chief Librarian Jonah Orion is being extra cautious with these Librarians after the Cicatrix popped up.&lt;br /&gt;
*New Lore is added where failed Psyker Aspirants are either Shot to prevent Daemonic Corruption, die due to their uncontrolled powers or mutated by the warp and to be used as experiments by the chapter&#039;s [[Librarians]] inside the Omnis Arcanum jail called &amp;quot;The Tower&amp;quot; where they find ways to cure/prevent such anomalies present within the chapter&#039;s geneseed flaw. Rumor has it that sometimes [[Librarians]] have to banish warp entities that manifested themselves within the failed Aspirants, but nobody can confirm if that&#039;s true. &lt;br /&gt;
*Sometime later the Blood Ravens joined in with [[Roboute Guilliman]]&#039;s Indomitus Crusade and help liberate thousands of worlds in the Dark Imperium side of the Galaxy and possibly acquire more &amp;quot;Gifts&amp;quot; for the Reliquary.&lt;br /&gt;
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== On the Tabletop ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks to Dawn of War, Blood Ravens now receive at least passing mention in each Space Marine codex -- including, as mentioned above, a lot of fluff and rules updates in July 2019&#039;s White Dwarf.&lt;br /&gt;
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Canonically they lost a good amount of their number due to being trapped in the Dark Imperium, but were gifted -- no, seriously this time -- Primaris geneseed and tech by the Emissaries Imperatus of the Custodes.  According to the fluff the Blood Ravens have a not insignificant number of Librarians, as befitting a possible Thousand Sons successor chapter.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the Index Astartes update in WD July 2019, a specific Chapter Tactic was provided -- &#039;&#039;&#039;Relentless Seekers&#039;&#039;&#039;, which forces any unmodified rolls to wound of 1 or 2 to always fail, as well as giving them the ability to reroll 1s for any Psychic test or Deny the Witch.  They also have a special Stratagem which for 1CP, allows them to make one of their librarians a &#039;&#039;&#039;Chief Librarian&#039;&#039;&#039;, which has 1 more power and can deny the witch 1 more time per turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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In perhaps a nod to what the Bloody Magpies are best known for, &#039;&#039;&#039;Purgatorus&#039;&#039;&#039;, a special bolt pistol that they just happened to end up with is also listed as a wargear option.&lt;br /&gt;
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The release of the 2019 Space Marines codex, however, made it clear that Magpies still steal everything, including chapter tactics — as theirs is a pick of two options from the make-your-own-successor-tactic list, and Purgatorus is a generic relic available to anyone.&lt;br /&gt;
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=== Blood Ravens Paint Scheme ===&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:RikTurnerBloodRavens.png|200px|thumb|right|They were gifted Primaris Gene Seed from the Custodes.  No, literally.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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From the old 2E codex, the official paint scheme for Blood Ravens is:  Khorne Red Armor, a Black Imperial Aquila, and Ushabti Bone pauldrons with Black trim.  The kneepad shows the company colors.  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nCScpgDhA Warhammer TV] shows them being painted similarly, although the Ushabti Bone pauldrons are now Zandri Dust (partially because Ushabti Bone is a layer paint, and painting it on top of a non-Zandri Dust undercoat is a pain in the ass).  Forge World (on their Gabriel Angelos page) alongside some newer WTV videos suggest Mephiston Red with 100% Carroburg Crimson shade instead, which is almost the same as Khorne Red with a more gradual shading.&lt;br /&gt;
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What isn&#039;t covered in any detail is how, exactly, Sergeants / Veterans / Veteran Sergeant / Lieutenants are handled.  In typical Codex chapters these are handled by Red / White / Red + White Stripe / White Stripe + Red Stripe, but this falls apart when the armor color is red to begin with, and the video game dodged the issue by not giving any officers helmets and only including terminators as Veterans.&lt;br /&gt;
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Paul Norton from the GW Heavy Metal Team [https://twitter.com/ajuntapaulpal/status/876099214513770496?lang=en painted a Primaris Lieutenant], and used a bone colored helmet with a black stripe, which implies:  Sergeant: Black, Vet: Bone, Vet Sergeant: Black with Bone Stripes, Lieutenant: Bone with Black Stripes or Red with Black stripe and bone inner stripe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Rik Turner&#039;s army in the 2019 White Dwarf article on Blood Ravens, on the other hand, had a Sergeant with a bone helm, and a Primaris Ancient + Lieutenant with a black helmet and bone face mask -- with the Aquilla being bone instead of black, and the kneepads not painted in any longer.  The Captain seems to have a gold helmet, as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Hats==&lt;br /&gt;
The dust settled and the Ork horde lay dead at her feet. But with such a victory came sacrifice. The good General lay dead, his final words asking &amp;quot;Who wants to live FOREVEEER?&amp;quot; (Seeing as he&#039;s Freddie Fuckin Mercury in Space) with a wry smile on his face. The Imperial Guard had either died to a man or retreated when the Commissar LORD fell in battle. But it did not matter, her hat and her popped collar would hide any tears that she may have shed for them.&lt;br /&gt;
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And then suddenly, there was a thumping. It couldn&#039;t be! She had bombed the area! She had drowned the orks in the bodies of the devoted guardsmen! She had evaporated the green tide with faith and fire! And yet... he still stomped through the ashes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;ALRITE YA SQUISHY! I WANTZ DAT HAT!&amp;quot;. He was as determined as he was arrogant, but even with his stubbornness, she could see something change in his face. Confusion had entered his small little brain. Perhaps it was because he was shocked that naught but a &amp;quot;pitiful&amp;quot; human could stand tall against the full force of a WAAAGGHHH. What was more amusing was that the Warboss had lost his patented pirate hat. She reached for her own hat, to tip it in torment at the Ork&#039;s incompetence... only to find nothing but hair in it&#039;s place. &amp;quot;WHERE IZ IT!? WHERE&#039;Z DA HAT?!&amp;quot; the Ork roared in fury before noticing his own unprotected head. Shock turned to anger as both reached the same conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;DIOMEDES!&amp;quot; She screamed in unison to the Ork&#039;s own war-cries for &amp;quot;DEM&#039;Z BLUDY MAGPIES HEADZ!&amp;quot;. The eternal war made for some strange alliances, but none as strange as the Inquisitor and the Warboss hunting down the Thieves of Thieves, in retribution for their loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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Diomedes sat with his new pirate hat. He thought it fitting for his position in a Chapter as renowned as his for &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; gifts.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We Shahl Coll this maneuvah Stehl Stehl!&amp;quot; - The Ancient announced, as he disregarded his tattered old helmet for the Witch Hunter&#039;s headpiece.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Famous Blud Rehvens==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:60177 md-Blood Ravens, Space Marines, Tactical Squad.JPG|300px|thumb|right|A squad of ravens out on the hunt for loot.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chapter Master [[Gabriel Angelos]] - Original Badass and current Chapter Master of the Blod Rehvens, at least in the SM and IG endings of Retribution (the SM ending is canon, but he dies in every other ending). He is the first Blood Raven Chapter Master in recorded history to not at the same time be the Chief Librarian, probably because they finally realized that having a Chief Librarian/Chapter Master is a Bad Idea™. Gabe was the first Blood Raven character we were ever introduced to and has the most fully-formed character of anyone else. Known for his catch phrase &amp;quot;Walk softly and carry a big gun&amp;quot;, which translates to &amp;quot;Steal the biggest thing and don&#039;t get noticed&amp;quot;. He sentenced his own homeworld of Cyrene to [[Exterminatus]] after discovering extensively deep [[heresy]] on it (which he&#039;s still hurting over) and accidentally set the events of most of the series in motion by destroying a daemonic artifact known as the Maledictum and thus setting a Greater Daemon of Khorne loose. He still did his damndest to make up for it and succeeded.&lt;br /&gt;
**Comes back in Dawn of War III wearing an impressive looking suit of Tartaros Terminator Armour, as well as making ridiculous [[C.S. Goto|front 360 flips in it]].&lt;br /&gt;
*Chief Librarian Azariah Vidya (get it? cuz they are in a vidya gaem?) - Led the chapter soon after their founding in a campaign against Alpha Legion (who have slain their Chapter Master) with most of the 1st Company and most of their previous command structure. Vidya made use of some kind of [[Creed|Tactical Genius]], and his already large experience battling Chaos forces, made him naturally &amp;quot;understand&amp;quot; where the enemy was, so that his Rehvens perfectly striked where needed. He essentially found the &amp;quot;I WIN&amp;quot; button for that campaign and pressed it while engaging his inner troll-face. Vidya was hinted to actually be &#039;Arvida&#039;, a &#039;Corvidae&#039; or seer, from the Thousand Sons Legion before GW decided to have Arvida merge with a shard of Magnus to become a being called Janus, later the first Supreme Grand Master of the [[Grey Knights]].&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Isador Akios]] - Gabe&#039;s Librarian buddy. Was successfully tempted by [[Sindri Myr|Ssssiiiiindriiiiii]] into betraying the Blood Ravens, and was eventually killed by Gabe himself for that heresy (thus also enabling Gabe to spout an awesome one-liner while pulling the trigger).&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Davian Thule|Davian Thule]] - The only force commander to get 2 sexy voices in both games he appears in.....well that was until he got ripped by a [[Tyranid]] Warrior and interred into a Dreadnought, where he sounds just as scary as any near-psychotic Dread. Gets rekt by Eliphas in the first Chaos mission in Retribution, though. Way to punch the players in the gut, Relic.... We like to pretend that the Venerable Dreadnought honor guard in Retribution is Davian Thule, to soothe our deep emotional trauma. While the Space Marine ending to Retribution is canon, his character is never really addressed after Chaos Rising, other than the aforementioned humiliating annihilation, and could well be dead. It is still hinted that he and the 4th company fought during the 13th Black Crusade.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain [[Indrick Boreale|Indrick Baldeale]] - A master of [[meme|STEEL REHN]]. He is quite dead at the moment. Unlike Davian though, nobody is in the least broken down about him. It is suggested that he was promoted too early and put into a campaign way above his current pay grade to get most of the loyal Blud Rahvens killed as a ploy by Kyras.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Blood Ravens Force Commander|Force Commander Hair Gel]] - Though he is given the name Aramus in a [[C.S.Goto|novel]], the game and the novels contradict each other so we&#039;ll never know what is what. Usually called Force Commander Vanilla Ice or Hair Gel for his hair-esy, he&#039;s also the youngest Blood Raven Force Commander ever. In Retribution, he&#039;s mentioned in the &amp;quot;Hammer of the Nameless&amp;quot; wargear, stating that the hammer went missing after he was branded renegade by Kyras. It is slightly possible that Vanilla Ice might return in the series one day since it&#039;s never implied that he was executed by Gabe or defected to the Black Legion. Retribution hints that the &amp;quot;slightly tainted&amp;quot; ending of Chaos Rising is canon (ending #3 out of &#039;&#039;&#039;five&#039;&#039;&#039; possible endings), and in that ending he was sent to the Eye of Terror on a 100 year penitent crusade. Dialogue indicates that Thaddeus was sent along with Hair Gel.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Avitus]] - A Devastator Sergeant, who&#039;s so angry that he hates everything. On top of that hate list are Imperial Guardsmen; when he was a regular human they were jerks who oppressed his neighborhood, and on Kronus he lost several battle brothers to the Guardsmen that stood against the Blood Ravens&#039; cleaning up their Chapter&#039;s dark secret. Is an all-around badass who can fire plasma cannons and heavy bolters without needing to set up, given the proper upgrades. Has the same voice as the unknown heretic in Chaos Rising. In Retribution, he is stated to canonically be the heretic (who betrays the player and joins Eliphas&#039; Black Legion warband) in the player&#039;s forces during Chaos Rising, as if him being fucking angry all the time wasn&#039;t enough of a dead-giveaway. He then gets killed by his ex-BFF Tarkus later on.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Cyrus|Cyrus/Spike Spiegel/also Wolverine]] - A Scout Sergeant, who&#039;s so grimdark that he hates everything. He&#039;s also voiced by [[Steve Blum]], which makes him awesome. Cyrus literally hates everything, short of the [[Emprah]], and constantly bitches about how fucked up everything is during every briefing in the game. The whole &amp;quot;Spike Spiegel/Wolverine&amp;quot; name comes from his rather prolific VA&#039;s most famous characters, one from the anime Cowboy Bebop, the other from the X-Men cartoons and assorted games. Prefers to wear scout armor instead of tactical armor to show off he&#039;s that badass. He served in the Death Watch, explaining why he knows so much about the Tyranids.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Jonah Orion]] - Gabe&#039;s new Librarian buddy after Isador got executed on Tartarus. He played a rousing game of mindfuck with the Tyranid Hivemind to allow Angelos&#039; fleet to enter the system during the first DoWII. He won in the end, the only remaining sane &amp;amp; alive Librarian on Gabe&#039;s ship. And he becomes playable in Chaos Rising. Died in all endings of Retribution at the hands of DOM-Kyras as Relic likes to keep up with the tradition that the black guy has a 99% chance of being killed in the end. He&#039;s also the first confirmed black Space Marine who isn&#039;t from the [[Salamanders]], which is [[Awesome]]. Well, there was also that one [[Black Templar]] guy in [[Damnation Crusade]]. Later turned out to be not quite dead, and appears as the new Chief Librarian in Dawn of War 3.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Martellus]] - A [[Techmarine]], also voiced by [[Steve Blum]]. His job is to inform you of bad news all the time while chilling on the strike cruiser. Survived getting his Thunderhawk shot down and stranded on Typhon for months, canonically wasn&#039;t the traitor in Chaos Rising, and became a playable character in DoWII: Retribution. If he becomes a traitor due to the player&#039;s use of artifacts, he will attack you in a Chaos Predator, fucking your shit up. (Despite not being the canonical traitor, he is nonetheless selected as the default traitor if none of the squads have been corrupted.)&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Tarkus]] - A Tactical squad Sergeant, who is bald and also the Ancient in Retribution. Noted for being surprisingly kind-hearted and dutiful for a Marine, Tarkus ever takes the role of a mentor and is a strict adherent to the Codex Astartes. Unusual in that if he falls to Chaos through artifacts, he does so with the express intention of using the daemonic weaponry to fuck over the Black Legion and Eliphas and bring Kyras to justice by his own hands. If turned to Chaos, he attacks with a [[Awesome|daemonically possessed bolter]] that fucks things up with retardedly strong bolts of warpfire.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Thaddeus]] - An Assault Marine Sergeant, the youngest and least grimdark of the gang. Is also a hair-etic and unsurprisingly joined Force Commander Hair Gel on his heresy during Chaos Rising. Canonically gets sent away on the penitent crusade alongside Commander Hair Gel after Chaos Rising, explaining his absence in Retribution.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Gordian - the man responsible for bringing Davian Thule back from the brink of death and overseeing his internment in a dreadnought. It&#039;s a pity that he gets virtually no screen time and gets killed when the Tyranids destroy your strike cruiser, since his few appearances mark him as a useful and generally cool character.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Apollo Diomedes|Captain Apollo Diomedes]]- Captain of the veteran First Company and Honor Guard, and said to be the &amp;quot;greatest&amp;quot; warrior of the Blood Ravens history. He used to be a helmet-wearing jerkass of awesomeness until Retribution, where he is revealed to be bald. As such, this fa/tg/uy dubs him Abaldo Diomedes. Looks (and sounds) suspiciously like Indrick Boreale... &amp;quot;BRRUUUHVVAA I AM HITTT!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;IT IS DE BEEEIHNNNNBLEEEEHD!&amp;quot; As second in command to Kyras, he is suitably ashamed when the Chapter Master is revealed to have been a traitor for centuries. He steps down as First Captain and takes up the mantle of Chaplain to pay amends.&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Azariah Kyras]] - A [[C.S.Goto|Space Marine Librarian who falls to Chaos and dedicates himself to Khorne]]. In his early days he was stuck in a Spacey Hulk with a couple of marines, and after fighting in it for Emperor knows how long, he was corrupted by the Nurgle demon Ulkair. Was also Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens up until Retribution. Has a kickass VA (&amp;quot;Let the galaxy BURN!&amp;quot;). He looks like he hasn&#039;t slept since the time of the Ancient Sumerians (just look at those eye rings, someone give this man a tempur-pedic and some clonodine). He also happens to be one of the few psykers to gain the favor of Khorne in the history of 40k (apparently good enough to be granted daemonhood on top of all that too). This is largely due him kicking Ulkair to the curb after he got owned by Commander Hair Gel, and decided to cater to the daemon of Khorne Gabriel released.&lt;br /&gt;
*Apothecary Galan - A traitor apothecary with a great voice, possessed by a daemon of Nurgle, trying to corrupt Abaldo Diomedes. Was part of the expedition that found Kyras aboard the Judgment of Carrion. Notable for bucking the &amp;quot;apothecaries aren&#039;t badass&amp;quot;-trend by carrying a chainsword that hits like a goddamn truck and having a bodyguard of assault terminators. If defeated in battle in Chaos Rising (optional objective), the daemon gets exorcised, and the actually repentant Galan (who was possessed against his will) gives you information that saves Diomedes&#039; life... and then dies. Since Diomedes is alive in Retribution, that means canonically, Galan is dead.&lt;br /&gt;
*Scout Sergeant Priam - Got all his scouts kidnapped by a Sorcerer on Calderis, with the rest of them holed up in shitty clay structures against Chaos Dreadnoughts, havocs, and missile-carrying plague marines. Suffice to say, if Hairgel doesn&#039;t deploy every shred of tactical genius he has, everyone gets [[rape|properly fucked.]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Sergeant &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Lysandros&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; MEHTULBAWKSES - shows up on Calderis to destroy an empty town in the ass end of nowhere on orders of Kyras. Notable for being the eternal nemesis of [[Firaeveus Carron]] by spamming not just Rhinos, but Razorbacks. Tells Diomedes (the player) to fuck off and stop being a buzzkilling asshole. The player then proceeds to kill him. Obviously.&lt;br /&gt;
*Dreadnought - A random hero of the chapter. The Blood Ravens must have a bunch, since they&#039;re more spammable than Predators. Most players pretend (in vain) that the Venerable version you can sub out Martellus for in Retribution is Thule, and weep quietly as it instagibs infantry in the background with assault cannon sweeps.&lt;br /&gt;
*Unnamed Traitor - Siding with Kyras and Chaos, he shows up in the later stages of Retribution, becoming the greatest exemplar of the thieving might of the chapter by stealing a Land Raider Redeemer from the Blood Ravens themselves. Is also a teamkilling fucktard who fires off the Land Raider&#039;s frag assault launchers directly into a huge mass of cultists (on the same side as him) worshiping Khorne, resulting in ludicrous gibs.&lt;br /&gt;
*Squad [[Beakie|Corvus]] Marines - Shows up in Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine during the Chaos Invasion. Noticing a group of Black Templars traveling to join the Liberation Fleet heading for Forge World Graia, Squad Corvus attached themselves to the strike force in order to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; more gifts for the chapter (specifically, more Titans). They show up during the Chaos invasion and kick major ass, despite there being only like four of them. Just goes to show how fucking strong Blood Raven plot armor is... or how strong their dedication to &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; relics for their chapter can be.&lt;br /&gt;
*Rhamah - [[C.S. Goto|The blackest of Irish lepers]] graced us with this librarian, who got pulled into the warp while fighting off a Gellar field breach on the Litany of Fury. He ended up on a [[Harlequin]] library planet with amnesia, where he met [[Ahzek Ahriman]]. Getting convinced that they were battle brothers, he wandered around the library while [[Gabriel Angelos]] and company were looking for him. The moment Rhamah was found, he got a [[Ferrus Manus|viking haircut]] courtesy of a space elf clown&#039;s power sword. The moral of the story is to avoid heresy. And also fuck C.S. Goto.&lt;br /&gt;
*Jensus Natorian - In the Deathwatch Overkill boxed game, Jensus is the librarian in Kill Team Cassius. Back when Jensus was a regular old human, his parents got killed by orks. That made Jensus angry. [[Angry Marines|Really REALLY angry]]. He raged so hard he developed psychic powers, [[Rip and tear|started tearing hordes of orks into hamburger with his bare hands]], and made Khorne himself raise his fiery eyebrows and say “…{{BLAM|DAMN}}.” So yeah, he kinda went &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;super saiyan&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; Angry Librarian. After Jensus ran out of greenskins to render down to their component parts, he was right about to be taken by the Black Ships when a chap by the name of Inquisitor Belicor decided that Jensus’ rage could be put to better use, shipped him off to the Blood Ravens, and later oversaw his induction into the Deathwatch, where his psychic contributions are less about mind bullets and more about mind [[RIP AND TEAR]]. Jensus also makes the Blood Ravens the only non-First Founding Chapter represented in the Deathwatch Overkill box, much to the disappointment of Black Templar players.&lt;br /&gt;
*Captain Arthrus Godfrey - The Captain of 4th Company that fought Hivefleet Behemoth with Inquisitor Kryptman in the series made by [[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device|Eliphas the Inheritor.]] Scares the crap out of the Death Watch members who know that the Blud Rehvens are thieving bastards.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Lazy Fuckwits of 4th Company==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blood Ravens 4th Company is recognized as the laziest sons of bitches in the entire goddamn sector. For all of Dawn of War 2, these bastards sat around on Calderis, only to show up when [[Davian Thule]] gets KO&#039;d by a Tyranid &#039;&#039;Warrior&#039;&#039;. Their battle strategy basically involves &amp;quot;let the Force Commander do all the work&amp;quot;. So only about twenty marines and the rest of the Blood Raven scouts actually do shit, while the rest of these fat bastards sit around on Calderis getting chewed up by gribblies. Where the fuck are they when the Force Commander needs them!? Probably &amp;quot;discovering and obtaining&amp;quot; more artifacts.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Force Commander never actually needs them on the battlefield though: he, Thule, Tarkus, Cyrus, and/or Jonah alone are perfectly capable of blasting the stuffing from Cannon Fodder, Tyrants and Fatty Daemon Princess (if they are properly equipped and employing hit-run-cheat-hit tactic). Friendly Cannon Fodder is useless in hard battles anyway. Better let them loot friends and foes.&lt;br /&gt;
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If you wanted to split hairs, you could argue that the rest of the 4th Company is the reinforcements you call in when your squads get KO&#039;d and you run back to a satellite dish/strategic point to heal up. This begs the question to why they don&#039;t just deploy full-sized squads to begin with and overwhelm the enemy from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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The rest of the company are probably deployed to other theatres, performing side objectives on the same planet, presumably launched from the Strike Cruiser Armageddon/Retribution&#039;s thunderhawk gunships and minimizing the number of reinforcements that jump in front of Thule&#039;s assault cannon or Multimelta or getting too close to Tarkus using his face as an orbital strike beacon because he gives zero fucks about being hit with lance batteries.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bloody Magpies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Magpie Missle.jpg|200px|right|thumb|The Blood Ravens &amp;quot;acquiring&amp;quot; a master-crafted artillery shell from a Forgeworld. The next day, the Magos simply said: &#039;&#039;&amp;quot;THEY TOOK WHAT?!&amp;quot;&#039;&#039; after hearing the report that their entire artillery battery was reported missing.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Warhammer_40k_blood_ravens_magpies_comic_bolt_down_everything_1335786405659.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Don&#039;t bother, they&#039;ll just &amp;quot;acquire&amp;quot; the bolts too.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Throughout the Dawn of War II trilogy, the Blood Ravens have numerous opportunities to receive wargear for them to use in battle. When you read the flavor text, a good number of them are obtained through vague circumstances or described as &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;, either implying that they were salvaged from the dead who aren&#039;t Blood Ravens or were downright stolen from both loyal and traitor marine chapters and other Imperial organizations. How they got away with that is something only the Emperor would know. Seeing as their battle gear includes (and is not limited to) scraps from Ultramarines, Space Wolves, Imperial Fists, Salamanders, Dark Angels, Iron Snakes, Blood Angels, Black Templars, Iron Hands, Grey Knights, even the Adeptus Custodes and at least one Primarch, the Emperor probably is the only one that could know. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;Why&#039;&#039; they do this is a much more obvious matter, and doesn&#039;t even need old memes to justify it: they are not an official chapter and must make do with what they find. In case you haven&#039;t noticed thus far: they are named after an intelligent bird known for feasting on the dead, which makes them value the spoils of war more than any other chapter. In addition, they are always on the move, implying heavily that they are the Space Gypsies of the Warhammer 40k. This makes further sense when you consider that &amp;quot;Gypsies&amp;quot; is derived from &amp;quot;Egyptian&amp;quot;, and the Thousand Sons are Egyptian-themed (although gypsies are actually ethnically Indian). Maybe the White Scars like them, but they only hang out with their successors anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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So [[Bjorn_the_Fell_Handed#Bjorn.27s_Happy_End|how will this end?]] I don&#039;t know...But I&#039;m pretty sure they are a textbook case of mass kleptomania, which could be explained as an unnoticed gene-seed corruption (because when you&#039;re checking for thing like growing the wrong number of limbs, a compulsion to steal is going to be a lot less visible).&lt;br /&gt;
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Of course, will you question the Omnissiah and the Machine Cult when it comes to handling artifacts?&lt;br /&gt;
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File:StealingBastards.jpeg| We came here to do two things: purge heretics and stehl property, and we already stole your property!&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Baalpistol.png|Also known as the Bloody Magpies.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BloodRavensBook.jpeg| A Blood Raven, &#039;protecting&#039; a first edition crisp condition Codex Astartes fromt the Ultrasmurfs first company...&lt;br /&gt;
File:BA Flamer.jpg|When the Bloody Magpies were victimizing the Blood Angels, they didn&#039;t just settle for the Pistol of Baal.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Inquisitorpistol.png|Weight on the word &amp;quot;discovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DoomEagle.jpg|This is primarily because the Doom Eagles didn&#039;t think to look at their own Chapter armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Benediction.jpg|Even the Inquisition is not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Custodes bolter.jpg|HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STEAL CUSTODES EQUIPMENT?!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Jump Pack.jpg|Even the lost and dead are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Heretical Shotgun.jpg|Even the ruinous powers are not safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Alpha legion armor.jpg|When we said Chaos wasn&#039;t safe, we weren&#039;t kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Termi tele.jpg|Techmarines from different chapters swear to the Emperor that they&#039;ve seen this before in another chapter&#039;s armory.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Artificer termi.jpg|Refusal is futile.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Nova Termi.jpg|The Novamarines were puzzled to see the Terminator armor gone from their honored battle brother&#039;s body after he fell against the Tau... 30 seconds later when they glanced aside.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:evenyoumartellus.png|Curiously, the Techpriests of Mars refused to recruit any more potential Techmarines from the Blood Ravens after Martellus&#039; release.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:bloodmagpies.png|Spoiler: They don&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Snakes banner.jpg|Emphasis on &amp;quot;recovered&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
File:CustodesArmor.jpg|This really puts the achievements of all other chapters to shame.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Forgebreaker.png|Not even the Primarchs are safe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:SkarbrandMaul.jpg|[[Skarbrand|Skarbrand’s]] weapon is pretty cool too, I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
File:BTThunderHammer.jpg|If you steal, might as well do it from the best.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Ancient Bolter.gif|Even [[Matthew_Ward| Matt Ward&#039;s]] beloved [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]] aren&#039;t safe...&lt;br /&gt;
File:GKArmor.jpg| And neither are his other beloved [[Grey_Knights|Special Snowflakes]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dawn_of_stubbornness.png| Even the fan chapters have witnessed this.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood_Raven_1.JPG|&amp;quot;[[Roboute_Guilliman|Lord Commander]], a batch of [[Primaris Marines]] went missing just after the visit of-&amp;quot; &amp;quot;I know.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
File:PrimarisAngelos.png|Well, we know where at least some of that missing Primaris geneseed went...&lt;br /&gt;
File:20180902093627 1.jpg|Not even the xenos are safe...no, really. How do you steal a Wraithlord?&lt;br /&gt;
File:Dd6.gif|A Blood Raven Space Marine in their natural habitat.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Shao Kahn.jpg|Shao Kahn should have lurked moar.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Blood Ravens Meme.png|Memes were never save.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Rumors===&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uEf8sJt1s&amp;amp;feature=g-all-lik A Blood Raven marine sneaking off with an Ultramarine Land Raider with incomprehensible stealth.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om7AuID6BY&amp;amp;feature=related It is worse than we imagined.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enua52rXfmQ Much worse.]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tavp0vrBOLA So bad, they would steal from each other (Though why would they want THAT particular relic is anybody&#039;s guess).]&lt;br /&gt;
*Stole not one, but two whole [[Primarch]]s before they were even found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Fanboy Ravens==&lt;br /&gt;
The Blod Rehvens have also been known for their excessively fangirl-esque behavior, including forging weapons for other chapters and declaring them relics after the receiving chapter rejected them, and naming wargear after off-hand comments by famous chapters, though by now they themselves are a very famous chapter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alternatively, they may just enjoy trolling the hell out of other chapters. For a chapter that gives all of zero fucks about slaughtering the Sisters of Battle and Imperial Guard, it could really go either way. Either this, or Relic are massive trolls themselves and all of the Space Gypsy stuff is [[Just as planned|just as planned]].&lt;br /&gt;
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An alternative alternative is that Tzeentch is actually seeing how much he has to piss off other chapters in the Blood Ravens name in order to get them to turn completely traitor. He may even be pretending to be Khorne, since that&#039;s the only god anyone is apparently willing to worship anymore. Hey, it&#039;s better than being completely forgotten like a certain Slaanesh...&lt;br /&gt;
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A third alternative is that, given how many relics they &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;steal&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; acquire, they may be trying to come to good terms with other chapters by spreading their loot around. That said, it is also entirely possible that it serves as a way of fencing stolen goods: take stuff, disguise true origins, and then offer the things back to their original owners with the certainty that they will reject it as an inferior copy of something they think they still have in their armory.&lt;br /&gt;
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Image:trinkets.jpg|Ragnar Blackmane was suppose to be given a Power Axe by the Blood Raven artificers. He told them to screw off. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Probably lost his wolf mantle afterwards too&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Gift.jpg|Said Power Axe.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Fist&#039;s Hammer.jpg|[[Darnath Lysander]] is not amused.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Russ Axe.jpg|The Space Wolves can&#039;t resist trolling the Blood Ravens. They were less amused when they discovered a similar axe disappeared from their arsenal.&lt;br /&gt;
File:DA Plasma gun.jpg|[[Troll|Problem]], [[Dark Angels]]?&lt;br /&gt;
File:AzraelsSecond.png|&amp;quot;He mad?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Pretty sure he mad.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Daily Rituals ==&lt;br /&gt;
04:00 - Rousing from slumber. The Ravens get up from their beds, which they got as a &amp;quot;gift&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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05:00 - Morning Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor to grant them the right to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; chaos, xenos and Imperial relics.&lt;br /&gt;
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06:00 - Morning Firing Rites. The Blood Ravens hone their skills with the ammunition &amp;quot;graciously gifted&amp;quot; by fellow Astartes chapters.&lt;br /&gt;
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07:00 - Battle Practice. The Blood Ravens practice heists and tactical pick pocketing on Imperial worlds. &lt;br /&gt;
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11:00 - Psychic checkup. The Blood Ravens do their daily psychic checkup on who can be a Librarian that will help the Blood Ravens locate the best loot to &#039;borrow&#039; from.&lt;br /&gt;
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12:00 - Midday Prayer. The Blood Ravens pray to the Emperor for fortune for more &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. The chapter&#039;s chapels has grown noticeably more gaudy. &lt;br /&gt;
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13:00 - Midday Meal. The Blood Ravens eat some food they got from other chapters or civilians. As such, food varies daily.&lt;br /&gt;
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13:15 - Tactical Indoctrination. Blood Ravens are informed on which items to &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot;. Anything from a crate of boltguns to a [[Land Raider]] can and will be subjected to involuntary renting.&lt;br /&gt;
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15:00 - &amp;quot;Battle&amp;quot; Practice. The Blood Ravens now put their practice session to the test on any number of worlds. It is rumored that they can &amp;quot;borrow&amp;quot; anywhere from an entire Armory World&#039;s worth of weapons, to a Paradise World&#039;s worth of thrones, in a single night of galactic-wide thievery.&lt;br /&gt;
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20:00 - Evening Prayer. The Blood Ravens thank the Emperor for their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. Bit by bit, the chapter&#039;s chapels strangely start to resemble the intricate chapels found only on the richest of Cardinal Worlds.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:00 - Evening Meal. A feast is provided by the Chapter serfs, who got them as &amp;quot;presents&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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21:45 - Night Firing Exercises. The Blood Ravens practice formations in the dark to further hone in their &amp;quot;skills&amp;quot;. Any marine who end up trying to steal another Blood Raven&#039;s wargear for &amp;quot;Extra ammunition&amp;quot; is disciplined.&lt;br /&gt;
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23:00 - Maintenance Rituals. The marines maintain their equipment. The techmarines and chaplains busy themselves removing any incriminating marks and icons on their new-found &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot;. It is also at this time every librarian on the fleet monastery are led by Chief Librarian (Jonah Orion) as well as their Chapter Master (Gabriel Angelos) to skim through every documents, scrolls, and data that was &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot; today for the clues about their [[primarch|father]]. If lucky, librarian may find hints about new &amp;quot;gifts&amp;quot; which they will then inform higher up to send the marines acquired the gifts, tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;
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00:00 - Rest Period. The Ravens return to &#039;their&#039; beds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The (Incomplete) Loot List==&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2042/ Many of the weapons and armor the Magpies have been &amp;quot;gifted&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
* [http://lparchive.org/Dawn-of-War-II/Update%2043/ More items. Curiously, none of them are gifts.]&lt;br /&gt;
* The [[Squats]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The hands of the [[Iron Hands]].&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matt Ward]]’s dignity.&lt;br /&gt;
* The Emperor&#039;s discarded toilet paper.&lt;br /&gt;
* All decent rules for playing a [[carnifex]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Common sense.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Trazyn the Infinite|Trayzn the Infinite&#039;s]] coffee cup.&lt;br /&gt;
* Female Orcs.&lt;br /&gt;
* A pair of imperial [[titans]] (from [[Graia]])&lt;br /&gt;
* what may or may not be [[Heresy|A female space marine]].&lt;br /&gt;
* A clean [[Luke]].&lt;br /&gt;
* The manliness in [[Cato Sicarius]].&lt;br /&gt;
* Trazyn&#039;s outfit during first contact.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogal Dorn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 of the [[Artifact of Vulkan|7 artifacts of Vulkan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vulkan|Vulkan himself]] (Trayzn had him apparently)&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] rubik’s cube.&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ahzek Ahriman|Ahzek Ahriman&#039;s]] [[Rubric of Ahriman|other rubik’s cube]]&lt;br /&gt;
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