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Deffkilla Wartrike

2018-11-09T02:57:31Z

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[[File:Wartrike.jpg|350px|right|thumb|<span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Oi! Tell dem [[Squats|Stunties]] dat we owe'em one for dis zoggin kool idea!</span>]]
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A new Ork vehicle from the 2018 Orktober event, as a [[Speed Freek]] vehicle, it is designed for '''''XTREME SPEED!'''''. The Deffkilla Wartrike is basically a [[Warbikers|Warbike]] given steroids, growth hormone pills and crystal meth. This oversized tricycle seem to have gotten inspiration from the [[Squat Trike]], seriously, just look at the thing, [[Original character, do not steal|its almost a carbon copy of the original, just bigger and more Orky.]]

Deffkilla Wartrikes are fast-moving fighting platforms that make little concession to armored protection for their riders. Scythe-wheeled, with an enormous rokkit engine afterburner on the back, these trikes not only move at a frankly vulgar pace but also pack enough firepower to make them extra killy. Crewed by 2 enormous Orks – a driver and Speedboss – it sits low and long, its massive engine housed between the serrated rear wheels for maximum torque (and maximum flame-belching). At the rear, a fuel-mixa Grot stands ready to add whatever dangerous chemicals he can to the tank with the air intakes on either side designed to resemble an Orkish maw.

As a Ork Warbike variant, it is designed for scouting purposes, flanking, ambushes and quick assaults. The Wartrike is equipped with jet-propelled engines and armed with Boomsticks. The vehicles are frequently used by Warbosses from the Speed Freeks, no surprise there. The Warboss himself is equipped with a grabbing claw that has a built-in grapnel(this isn’t misspelled, the book actually says grapnel)- the better to reel in any unfortunate victim for a beating or take a chunk of flesh off of them, though some especially sadistic Warbosses choose to just let them drag behind the Wartrike so they get battered to death.

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Warbuggy

2018-11-09T02:52:22Z

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[[File:Warbuggy.jpg|200px|left|thumb|This is not Mad Max.]]
[[File:99120103006_WarbuggyNEW01.jpg|250px|right|thumb|Queue Mario Kart music.]]
This is what happens when you take a regular Dune Buggy and an Imperial [[Tauros]] before smashing them together and chucking them off a mountain. The '''Ork Warbuggy''' is a two-man Ork fast attack vehicle. Though they come in all shapes and sizes, a standard Warbuggy has a 4 wheeled low-riding chassis and a supercharged engine that enables it to zoom into battle at incredible pace making them incredibly popular for the Speed Freaks. As a result, Warbuggies are ideally suited for the ash wastes and silt flats of Industrial Worlds. It should be noted that the model is relatively outdated compared to... the entire rest of the army list, excluding the [[Wartrakks|Wartrakk]]. This shows through with the wheels and the orks themselves, both of which being a bit more bland than other ork vehicles. This sort of thing is present in other armies (some of which are almost entirely composed of outdated models *COUGH COUGH* [[Sisters of Battle]] *Cough Cough*) but considering the general quality of the rest of the Ork List it is especially noticeable here, with the old models being extremely fucking boring. Kitbashing is STRONGLY recommended.

Those Speed Freaks who own Warbuggies will inevitably group together in ramshackle bands that rampage across the battlefield, blasting away at anything they can like they are in Mad Max. There are various patterns of Warbuggy, such as those armed with Rokkit Launchas or Skorchas, though all of them have a speed-crazed driver at the front and a heavy weapons gunner in the back. The weapons used by a Warbuggy are normally twin-linked so that the inherent Ork inaccuracy can be offset by a higher rate of fire, and a full horde of Warbuggies has more than enough firepower to mow down enemy platoons or blow apart a tank. Of course they are lightly armored, so anything from a [[Lasgun|flashlight]] to a [[Autogun|stapler]] is enough to make this ramshackle vehicle fall apart.

==Kustom Boosta-Blasta==
[[File:BoostaBlasta.jpg|330px|right|thumb|The Warbuggy has gotten a new makeover and its now roight and propa '''''FLASH'''!'']]

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PRAISE BE TO MORK! A new buggy kit was confirmed on Warhammer Community, hinting at an October release. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BP6mh2O5T8 It looks glorious!] A new Ork vehicle from the 2018 Orktober event, as a [[Speed Freek]] vehicle, it is designed for '''''XTREME SPEED!'''''. It is called the Kustom Boosta-Blasta and to be perfectly honest, it isn't a buggy anymore, resembling more of a hot rod instead. [[Derp|Also who's dumb idea was it to give a warbuggy a base?!?]]

Some scholarly Imperial Guardsmen may note that this vehicle resembles the sort of overpowered beach buggy you might have found on ancient Terra in times long past, of course suggesting such comparisons may be borderline [[Heresy|tech-heresy.]] This vehicle is built for pure speed with a minimal rollcage, spiked tyres and a frankly ostentatious engine block/exhaust assembly that doubles as a flamer in close quarters. The hulking brute of a driver barely fits into the cockpit, his many Cybork augmentations squishing him into his seat – not a problem for his accompanying Grot, who hangs out of the passenger side gleefully. Another Ork mans the enormous rivet kannon attached to the roof, with the whole ensemble topped off nicely by a ton of spikes and horns. The Meks who build such vehicles are often so obsessed with speed that they will often build themselves into the chassis.

Put simply, Kustom Boosta-blastas are designed as fast attack vehicles, and are essentially a modified and improved version of the Warbuggy. Seriously, look at the rivet kannon, its like the Warbuggy was given a literal [[Dick|penis extension.]]

The Kustom Boosta-blasta is seen in especially large numbers when the Evil Sunz go to battle, for it perfectly suits their way of war. Many of their warbands field multiple Boosta-Blasta speed mobs that race across the battlefield amidst clouds of exhaust fumes, and spearhead massed charges by Evil Sunz Warbikers. Such mechanized forces steamroll everything before them amidst crashing gunfire and bestial roars of hilarity.

==Tabletop==

On tabletop, Warbuggies are possibly one of the most cost-effective and popular fast attack vehicle for the Orks. They are fast, and have decent, twin linked firepower that's as strong as most anything in the codex. Being so zippy it's easy to zoom around for side and rear armor shots, which actually might hit due to the twin-linked.

Some players like to run their Warbuggies as singletons, so the squadron rules don't apply. Most folk don't find an evil ramshackle go-kart too threatening and they tend to underestimate it and ignore it in favour of the [[Battlewagon]] nearby. So you can use this as a good advantage to [[Ork Kommando|sneakily]] go around unsuspecting enemy vehicles too preoccupied with the giant [[DISTRACTION CARNIFEX]] of a [[Battlewagon]] and [[Anal Circumference|attack their rear]].

They are low enough to gain cover from [[Gretchin|grots]], but the gun is high enough to shoot over them with relative ease, and buggies (especially single ones) are very easy to hide or gain cover with.

Also, and most importantly, they are dirt fucking cheap for what you get, and can shrug off most small arms fire (barring massive quantities or especially powerful guns) whilst being relatively fast and nimble.

There has often been a rivalry on whether a Warbuggy is [[Skub|better]] then a [[Deffkoptas|Deffkopta]] or vice versa. However, despite this, there is a saying that if you aren't using Warbuggies in your Ork playlists, then you are doing it wrong.

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Shokkjump Dragsta

2018-11-09T02:45:59Z

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[[File:Shokkjump.jpg|350px|right|thumb|SURPRISE DYNAMIC ENTRY!]]
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A new Ork vehicle from the 2018 Orktober event, as a [[Speed Freek]] vehicle, it is designed for '''''XTREME SPEED!'''''. The Shokkjump Dragstas are close-range Ork attack vehicles that use repurposed shokk-attack technology in battle to project themselves ahead of or directly into the Orks' enemies for '''MAXIMUM ROADKILL'''. It is also armed with several Rokkits for killing tougher enemy armor, a row of slicing blades that will [[FATAL|mulch and turn any human-sized enemy into burger patties]], and a smaller Shokk Attack Rifle that hits almost as hard as the full-sized version- and with greater accuracy too thanks to its Grot gunner and targeting squig.

Originally conceived by the Mad Mek Gungubbinz after he somehow managed to fire himself out of his own Shokk Attack Gun and live, the Shokkjump Dragsta incorporates part of a Shokk Attack Gun into its engine, allowing it to teleport short distances at will. Needless to say, most of the Dragsta's drivers tend to be not completely sane.

The Dragsta is low to the ground and surprisingly aerodynamic (at least for an Ork vehicle), the Shokkjump Dragsta is a remarkable feat of engineering. Wide, slick tires, spiky spoilers and a HUGE air intake give it a pleasingly serious air, which is offset rather by the Ork icons, rivets and grinding blades at the front. A Grot rides shotgun – well, shokk gun; this fearsome weapon is mounted to the side.

It may or may not be the spiritual successor of the [[Speedsta]] and its variant, the similarly named '''Dragsters'''. For all intents and purposes, the direct opposite of the [[Boomdakka Snazzwagon]]. And it is only a matter of time until someone makes one that looks like a delorean. '''''ORK TO DA FUTURE BABY!!'''''

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Shokkjump Dragsta

2018-11-09T02:45:22Z

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[[File:Shokkjump.jpg|350px|right|thumb|SURPRISE DYNAMIC ENTRY!]]
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A new Ork vehicle from the 2018 Orktober event, as a [[Speed Freek]] vehicle, it is designed for '''''XTREME SPEED!'''''. The Shokkjump Dragstas are close-range Ork attack vehicles that use repurposed shokk-attack technology in battle to project themselves ahead of or directly into the Orks' enemies for '''MAXIMUM ROADKILL'''. It is also armed with several Rokkits for killing tougher enemy armor, a row of slicing blades that will [[FATAL|mulch and turn any human-sized enemy into burger patties]], and a smaller Shokk Attack Rifle that hits almost as hard as the full-sized version- and with greater accuracy too thanks to its Grot gunner and targeting squig.

Originally conceived by the Mad Mek Gungubbinz after he somehow managed to fire himself out of his own Shokk Attack Gun and live, the Shokkjump Dragsta incorporates part of a Shokk Attack Gun into its engine, allowing it to teleport short distances at will. Needless to say, most of the Dragsta's drivers tend to be not completely sane.

The Dragsta is low to the ground and surprisingly aerodynamic (at least for an Ork vehicle), the Shokkjump Dragsta is a remarkable feat of engineering. Wide, slick tires, spiky spoilers and a HUGE air intake give it a pleasingly serious air, which is offset rather by the Ork icons, rivets and grinding blades at the front. A Grot rides shotgun – well, shokk gun; this fearsome weapon is mounted to the side.

It may or may not be the spiritual successor of the [[Speedsta]] and its variant, the similarly named '''Dragsters'''. For all intents and purposes, the direct opposite of the [[Boomdakka Snazzwagon]]. And it is only a matter of time until someone makes one that looks like a delorean. ''''''ORK TO DA FUTURE BABY!!''''''

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