Commissar Dan

2016-05-12T07:14:43Z

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Commissar Dan is a [[Commissar|commissar]] named Dan (hurr, though his full name is apparantly Daniel Sterne). He has a pet basilisk (Fluffy), and uses it as a frontline tank. Is apparently with the [[Angry Marines|Angry Marines]] for no other reason than he started tagging along and eventually people just got fed up asking why. The [[Drawfag|artist]] behind him is actually a confirmed [[Furry|furry]], but that doesn't matter too much when it comes to Dan.

Not to be confused with [[Commissar Fuklaw]], who is <strike>similarly as awesome as Dan</strike> so much cooler than Dan.

It is also thought that Dan is in fact an undercover cultist planning to destroy the Angry Marines by killing all the scouts. This will no doubt fail.

*UPDATE*
The crazy son of a bitch has joined [[The_Guy_Who_Cried_Grendel|Grendel]], [[Boone]] and [[Love Can Bloom|LIIVI]] in ascended to canon status, on page 116 of the Enemies of the Imperium supplement for [[Only War]]. Turns out he was ordering those pig fuckers to ram a ''[[Chaos Dreadnought|Hellbrute]]!'' (It went exactly as you can imagine. <s>Badly</s><s> Epically </s> Epically Bad).

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Image:Commisardan.png|The lad himself.
Image:Commissar_Dan_stats.jpg|Lad's stats.
Image:1207335821953.jpg
Image:Dan_angry.jpg‎
Image:WH40K_Save_Me_Fluffy_by_renzoku.jpg‎|Fluffy saves Dan.
Image:Dancanon.png|FFG does it again.
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Commissar Dan