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Bluddflagg

2020-12-15T04:56:07Z

2603:8001:3500:CB:CD86:658F:2B30:2FC: /* About Bluddflagg */

[[File:Kaptin_Bluddflagg.jpg|thumb|right|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>GARROSH 'ELLSCREAM 'AS NOTHIN' ON ME!</span>]]
'''KAPTIN BLUDDFLAGG''' leads a crew of [[Freebooterz]] based out in sub-sector Aurelia, where he passes the time plunderin', doing mercenary work and rocking his crazy accent. He gets (sort of) unwillingly mixed up in the coming [[Dawn_of_War_II#Retribution|shitstorm]], but Bluddflagg isn't one to turn down a good scrap, and swiftly proceeds to get his stompin' on. If the first thing you picked in Retribution's campaign screen wasn't the ork in the pirate hat, an incredible number of boyz agree that you are a [[elf|panzee]] git, thus making it true. Possibly Patrick Seitz' most balls-out role ever.

== Retribution FOR DA KROOZA! ==
Bluddflagg wakes up on Typhon as a sad, mad, planetlocked Kaptin, as his krooza has been shot to (even more) pieces. He and first mate Mr. Nailbrain quickly decide that those [[Eldar|pointy-eared gitz]] are to blame, as the Eldar immediately jump out and attack them. After giving the downed [[kommando]] Spookums a good wake-up kick, they proceed to krump Autarch Kayleth with no real difficulty. Bluddflagg is then approached by Inquisitor [[Adrastia]], who informs him of the incoming [[Exterminatus]], and the obliteration of both his business, his boyz and himself. She proposes a deal: Kill [[Azariah Kyras]], and the [[Inquisition]] will pay him by sponsoring a fight with three Imperial regiments of cannon fodder. However, the deal goes sour when Adrastia refuses to give him her fancy Inquisitor hat. Before teleporting out, she reveals that it was she who shot down his krooza, fueling Bluddflagg with untold amounts of [[RAGE|raeg]]. This makes Adrastia feel randy as hell. Now determined to stomp Kyras and avenge his krooza a second time with that promised fight with Adrastia, Bluddflagg and his crew embarks on a goddamn hilarious rampage through the war-zone Aurelia has become. Eventually they find Kyras on Typhon, who seriously bursts into laughter at the sight of the orks that are supposed to stop him. One Exterminatus later, the Freebootaz have bailed out on a tellyporta, ending up on the [[Space Hulk]], Judgement of Carrion. Despite the fact that it's infested with [[Tyranids|Nids]], Bluddflagg immediately declares it his new flagship and wants to take off. Sadly, repairs would take about a year, and Exterminatus is coming in a couple of weeks. Demonstrating a shocking grip on maths, Bluddflagg realizes that if they want their Spacey Hulk, they have to stomp Kyras and halt the 'sterminatus first. After krumpin' some boyz led by the motherfucking Mad Mek ("Dat's just sad, dat is...") Bluddflagg shows some real kunnin' in realizing Kyras would be hiding out on the dead world, Cyrene, the one place that the fleet wouldn't waste good dakka krumpin'. (This might not sound impressive at first, but keep in mind that he figured it out on his own, as opposed to [[Neroth|calling Daemons from the Warp to tell him]].) Da orkz invade the demon-filled, lava-roiling, least-hospitable-place-ever, witnessing [[Gabriel Angelos]]'s death by "a proppa smakk" from the ascended Kyras. The fact that he is now a Daemon Prince five times their height (and that's only his upper body) with a metric shit-ton of health doesn't deter the boyz, who proceed to layeth the krumpin' down and pulverize his head with a Rok. After saving the entire sub-sector, Bluddflagg somehow manages to ambush Adrastia (who weaseled out of that fight) and steal her hat before ditching town with his absolutely bitchin' new Spacey Hulk (which is probably still filled with Tyranids so they got things to kill while they travel).

== About Bluddflagg ==
The good Kaptin is slightly better company than the average [[Warboss]], since he is slightly more motivated by lootin' than he is fightin', meaning he can be reasoned with. Though Emprah help you if you shoot down his krooza. Apart from that, he has common orky values like krumpin' gitz and smashin', preferrably doing so in the most direct and brutal way possible. He has a particular hate for the Eldar, who are all cowardly gitz who keep running away from good scraps. As part of this, he considers fighting Eldar to be like a light warm-up session. Bluddflagg's accent is fucking crazy, and the only way to describe it is "like a pirate, but even more [[Awesome|piratey]]". He also enjoys collecting fancy [[Team Fortress 2|hats]].

Bluddflagg is surprisingly intelligent for an ork, transcending the realm of mere kunnin'. He can read, write and do basic maths in his head. He's also more knowledgeable about humans than most, immediately recognizing Adrastia as "one o' dem Inquisitive type fingys". While he turns down Adrastia when she wouldn't add her hat to the deal, he later says that there's no way he could ever trust anyone from the Inquisition, anyway. He also applies basic logic to deduce Kyras's location after the Exterminatus begins, which leaves his entire crew stunned. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0vDQWMJNbE Seriously, this needs to be seen to be believed.]

He must be an ex-[[Ork Kommando|Kommando]] or something, because in his ending, he sneaks up on Adrastia in the middle of a ''really'' open forest just to mug her for her hat. Though why she was walking all alone in the woods in the first place is anyone's guess.

Since Bluddflagg is [[fun]] in corporeal form, he is the first boss in the Eldar campaign, where he's killed by the no-fun-allowed panzeez.

<s>Most likely Bluddflagg is dead since it seems panzeez' campaign in Retribution is canonical one, judging by DoW III. Or on the rights of ex-Kommando he just pretends to be dead...</s> The "Canon" ending is a mix of the Space Marine and Eldar endings, with Gabriel surviving, becoming chaptermaster, Diomedes purging the shit out of the surviving Blood Ravens, and Ronahn getting his sister's soul stone. Given how Space Marines are infinitely more important than Eldar, it's safe to assume that the "canon" opening mission would have been the Space Marine one, meaning Eliphas got smashed again, but Bluddflagg is still out there, somewhere in the Grim Darkness of the far, far future, Krumpin' some humies for Gork an' Mork.

== Kwotze ==
"HAHA! Dese gits just made da classic blunder. Attackin' an ork who hadn't found 'em already! Now we's can stomp 'em fasta!"

"Dem Inquisishun humies can't be trusted any further dan dey can be thrown. Which in dat one's case might be a bad example."

"Oi! You'z lot! You'z part of my crew now. Any problemz with dat, you talk to da complaintz department. Dat'z me gun, by da way." (Further proof that Bluddflag's a pretty decent boss, as most don't offer a complaints department at all.)

"I don't know what a "Finity Serkut" is but I's bet it'z shiny."

"Ya gotz gutz skinny, I'll give ya dat, an dere gettin' all over da place, eeugh."

"Maybe we's get lucky and it'll be an ambush or somefing."

"Poncy Eldar, eh? Well, I guess dis might count as an ambush. Limber up at least, boys. Don't strain yer'selves."

"Hit 'em 'ard enough and Eldar turn ta paste!"

"Blah Blah Blah urry up an die twiggy!"

== Gallery ==

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Image:Kaptin_Bluddflagg_4075.jpg|Bluddflagg's in-game portrait.
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[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

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Freebooterz

2020-12-15T04:49:27Z

2603:8001:3500:CB:CD86:658F:2B30:2FC:

{{Wh40k-stub}}
'''Freebooterz''' are [[pirate]]s that are [[Ork]]s. They tend to distinguish their leaders apart with [[Hat]]s, and appear in Dawn of War II.
[[File:Pyrut.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Ten dead 'umiez on a dead ork'z chest, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of grog!]]
[[File:Freebooterz_Boarding.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Freebooterz iz made for plunderin'!]]
Orks have a tendency to become [[awesome]]. This is known by all. Pirates are awesome (especially the 17th and 18th century kind, not the modern day Somalis and Southeast Asians [read: bullshit]). Space is awesome. How about ORK PIRATES IN SPEHSS? '''Freebootaz''' are everything a space pirate should be; unlike [[/v/|Metroid's space pirates]] who never seem to do any actual piracy and act more like an army of cannibalistic [[Giant Enemy Crab|crabmen]] whose only motivation is FOR THE EVULZ, [[Stupid Evil|and all have about as much common sense as a sack of hammers]](but that's why we love them). Also, they will make you walk the plank. In deep space. With no Space Suit (they'll have looted it already to cannibalize for parts to make/improve/repair their Mega Armor or fancy [[hat]]s.)

Most Freebooterz loot and pillage, as well as become guns for hire. Freebooterz are seldom run like normal Ork tribes. Freebootaz are not limited by tribe, ideology, or clan. Nobs, Oddboys (Mek, Pain, Weird, Runtherder), especially Lootas, hell even grotz have become Freebootaz. Kaptins are the equivalent of Warbosses, usually the biggest and greediest out of the lot. Most of their time is spent trying to get from one planet to another after looting and selling their services. Usually they travel in looted space frigates and Space Hulks, the latter being the crown jewel of any Freebooter Kaptin. They are not adverse to using looted teleportas and Warpgates. Freebooterz, along with Blood Axes, are one of the few Orks actually known to work with non-Orks, if the pay is good. Even if the pay is good, their allies should be ready for a Freebooter celebratory Waaagh!.

Kaptin Badrukk and his [[Flash Gitz]] are the most notorious Freebooters in the galaxy, right above [[Kaptin Bluddflagg]] and his hat collection. Old Zogwart left to become a Freebooter after his Snakebite/Feral(?) Warboss kicked him out for being too big for his warphead, sucking up Waaagh! energy as he goes from battle to battle. Wazdakka Gutsmek was kicked from his Evil Sun tribe when he joined the Kult of Speed; deciding to create a Waaagh! so big that he could use the energy to allow him and his boyz to ride from one side of the galaxy to another.

And yes, most people (and all [[Ork]]s) call them '''Freebootaz'''.

== Reasons ==

An Ork can become a Freeboota for any number of reasons:

* Because why not?
* They could be, as is the classic example, too wealthy for anyone else to stand and be kicked out of society, only to buy a ship and get off-planet before someone does some real kicking (around the face area, to the upstart Freeboota in question).
* They could simply be a jaded mek, big mek, warboss, warlord, or nob bored with fighting the same enemies, and defect to a more exciting life in the vastness of space.
* They could be rich mercenaries.
* They could be Stormboyz who lost every bit of orkyness they once had from hanging around [[Chaos|"them stupid spikey boyz"]] for too long and decided to worship the [[Khorne|blood god]]. This is considered to be on the very fringe of the socially acceptable in greenskin society, and any stormboy foolish enough to shout "Bludd for Da Bludd God!" around any normal-thinking orks will quickly [[Rip and tear| find all of his limbs, internal organs, and orifices scattered around the place like a gore-filled easter egg hunt for talking smack about Gork and Mork.]]
* They could decide to defect from a Waaagh! to fight whoever has "dat shiny ting ova der," and get so far off course that they decide to head for the nearest port and raise hell.
* They saw that their Waaagh! isn't getting them too many [[toof|teef]].
* They could be a Nob who mutinied a ship and took its warp drive "fer a spin."
* They could be Deffskulls who are so obsessed with looting that they decide normal Ork life just isn't enough for them.
* They could be a Bad Moonz Flash Git who wants enough gold coinage to fill an oil tanker, so that he can swim in it in his down time.
* They could have woken up one day, decided "Hey, I wants ter be a pirate!", and then became a pirate. Which is totally reasonable since it [[Red Corsairs|worked for Chaos]] (though the Orks were doing it first).
* They saw that [[Homestuck|PIRATES CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. BECAUSE OF AWESOME. AND HOLD NO ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THEIR DEEDS]].
* They could be a weirdboy in need of a Waaagh! fix.
* <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>KAUZ YA GITZ BADDRUKK NEEDZ MORE GITZ TA STOMP DEM TAU GROTZ NOW URRY UP BE FOR YAAAAAAAAAAAR GETZ YA TEEF KICKED OUT!!! ALSO WHICH ON OV YA GITZ FORGOT TA WRITE MY PAGE????

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