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The Lord Inquisitor - Seed of Ambition

2016-11-11T04:02:32Z

2605:6001:E7D1:6C00:7CED:2AEA:DB1F:11B4: /* THINGS THAT SUCK */

[[Image:Lordi Wall.jpg|right|thumb|400px]]
A completely CGI fan film of Warhammer 40,000 by Erasmus Brosdau.

This movie is used to troll fans of [[Ultramarines:The Movie]] in terms of CGI quality, movie development budgets, and staff involvement. Now, lets hope the acting (good so far), characterization and story is also better (they probably will). Run time is somewhat shifting, currently appears to be about 15 minutes, with a 9 minute prologue to be released in 2016.

Enjoy it when it comes out (which is <s>possibly</s> conclusively not due for a 2017 release).

==Plot==
The plot so far concerns Lord Inquisitor Torquemada going to the planet of Occulta Majoris (someone was stupid enough to name a planet what roughly translates to "super magical" in 40k?), which has gone silent. Apparently, the imperial guard discovered a mysterious artifact of seemingly Xenos origin. The artifact in question slowly drove the planets inhabitants mad (<s>uhhh........Dead Space ?</s> <s>Warhammer's been doing this sort of shit since before the creators of Dead Space left their father's balls. GB2/v/ They both pretty much stole it off Lovecraft, who in turn stole it from a bunch of other shit. Ancient magical artifacts as plot devices are as old as storytelling. Strikethroughs over stupid commentary sure are fun, aren't they?)</s>, which then revealed its true origin as an artifact of Chaos, as per 40K standards. As the artifact was being transported off world, it was intercepted by the Forces of Chaos and seemingly destroyed. Torquemada and his associates later discovered that the destruction of the ship and the artifact was a ruse. Torquemada journeys to Occulta Majoris, accompanied by Grey Knights, believing the artifact to still be on the planet.

==THINGS THAT ROCK==
* The film was approved by [[Games Workshop]]. Therefore allowing dear Mr. Brosdau to continue development.
* Awesome modeling
* Detail
* Close to canon
* [[Grey Knights|GREY KNIGHTS]] (who will hopefully not be portrayed the way a certain [[Matt Ward|dickface]] depicted them)
* Dreadnoughts.
* BLOODLETTERS
* KILLING!!
* One scene shows a ship exiting from the Warp with awesome effects. This is a plus from the Ultramarines movie since even in the final scene, the film didn't even bother showing the effect of their cruiser entering or exiting the Warp.
* Absurdly high quality when you consider the team is doing this entirely in their free time.
* Adam Harvey, who did the music for the Ultramarines Movie (Which is agreed to be one of the few things that was great about the film), will be composing The Lord Inquisitors music score.
* Finally, having a non-space marine as main character for once.[[File:Bagger-garzweiler.jpg|320px|thumb|right|Hmmm...needs a bit more Cathedrals and Grimdark and we are all good to go.]]
* Imperial Bucket Wheel Excavators! Anybody would pay to see a BWE go off against a Emperor-Class Battleship, like a T-rex against a Triceratops, Space-ship vs Land-ship. Furthermore like all things Imperium, there must be [[Meme|Cathedrals somewhere, no exceptions!]]
* The man's name is [[Awesome|Erasmus fucking Brosdau]], for fuck's sake.
* Believably futuristic (still needs more cathedrals)(There are! the prologue is out and it has gothic all over!)
* A female [[Death Cult Assassin|Death Cult Assassin]] with skull mask serving in the Inquisitors team (Cannot be seen with weapons but has a full body suit). Note: unlikely to be a full [[Officio Assassinorum|Official Imperial Assassin]] (eg Culexis or Callidus) as its capabilities will surpass many imperial agents under the inquisitors team.
* A veteran guardsmen serving in the Inquisitors team (Armed with a possible shotgun and carapace armour)
* First full scene with new characters interacting, along with excellent voice acting, varying accents and clear characterisation.
* Overwhelming positive response (via social media) for the new prologue.
* The prologue Easter eggs!
* Does [[Imperial Fists]]
* '''HOLY TERRA'''

==THINGS THAT SUCK==
* <s>A literal zero dollar budget, as GW refuses to finance the project, let alone invest in it.</s> Obviously the makers are doing it using their own funds and time, so it does have some sort of cost, we should still give money to their Patreon and Kickstarter projects, money which '''IS TOTALLY NOT FOR THE AWESOME VIDEO''', right?
* Somewhat mediocre animations
* Fans can't donate money to the project, because Erasmus is forbidden from profiting off the Lord Inquisitor (but then again, you can still give him money for anything else).
* Mostly dudes in armor, but at least there's one female "Assassin" with an ass-shot of her plump and juicy rear.
* Only 40 minutes long.
* August prologue release and April 2017 full release
* Character lip-sync needs improving. The actors recorded the dialogue remotely (outside of Germany). Therefore the actors expressions/facial movements could not be mapped and synchronized with the animated models.

==Links==
* [http://www.thelordinquisitor.com/ Official site]
* [http://www.facebook.com/The.Lord.Inquisitor Official facebook page]
* [http://www.youtube.com/Warpgazer Youtube Channel]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7glPda2Lcc&feature=player_embedded Official Trailer]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f3G7FH5sqhA Teaser Trailer]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjaYW5Cnr5k Awesometastic 2014 Teaser, DAT ARMOUR]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyPggk6x310 A smaller, less awesome teaser]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZc6cr6G2E4 At long last, the Prologue]

[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Inquisition]]

Goge Vandire

2016-11-10T17:26:11Z

2605:6001:E7D1:6C00:7CED:2AEA:DB1F:11B4: /* Ruler of the Imperium */

[[Image:sorotitas_03.jpg|200px|thumb|Goge Vandire]]

''"Let them hate me, so long as they fear me!"''<br>
-Caligula

Thats right, his name is Goge Vandire. '''G-O-G-E''' Vandire. How much eviler can a name get? Goge Vandire is a jackass who took control of the Imperium during the [[Age of Apostasy]], holding the positions of [[Ecclesiarchy|Ecclesiarch]] and [[High Lords of Terra|Head of the Administratum]] at the same time, starting the '''Reign of Blood'''. If the Imperium is space Rome, this is spehss Caligula, Nero, and Claudius all in one nutty package.

He was paranoid even by Imperial standards, and his reign saw the murder of many, many civilians. Surveillance servo-skulls on every street corner, random purges for imagined slights, this guy makes Joseph Stalin look downright lovable.

Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his [[Sisters of Battle|female bodyguards]] finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of [[The Emperor]] himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of '''''"I don't have time to die; I'm too busy"''''' which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry. A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be worse. What a cunt.

==Reign of Blood==
Even before taking power, Vandire got his way to becoming '''Master of the Administratum''' by back-stabbing, bribery and assassination.

When the current Ecclesiarch died, He managed to wrangle his own choice of Ecclesiarch into the grimdark Vatican, who ended up being the weakest guy to ever serve in the role. Thus when confidence in the church started to plummet he actually had a case for storming the palace, where ''apparently'' the space-pope was involved in some sort of debauchery that would put even the [[Slaanesh|Borgias]] to shame. So he pronounced the Ecclesiarch guilty and took the job himself - what a hero!

===Ruler of the Imperium===
Absolute power corrupts absolutely, especially when the guy claiming the power was corrupt already.

Vandire went insane with power, and started claiming that he spoke with the voice of the [[Emperor]] himself, basically a "whatever I say, goes" and started getting clerks to write down whatever he said at all times.

He got himself a holographic map of the galaxy and started pointing at it and issuing crazy edicts:
*[[derp|Purging all gingers from some worlds populations (no, we're not kidding).]]
*[[what|People from some worlds were forbidden from looking at the sky.]]
*[[Exterminatus|Virus Bombing some planets with gene-viruses to eliminate imagined mutations.]]
*[[slaanesh|Enslaving all female children below 12 years old.]]
*[[1984|Setting up Servo-Skulls everywhere to record citizens movements and conversations.]]
*[[fail|Deciding that some worlds need their ice caps melted.]]
*[[that guy|Building effigies of himself hundreds of metres tall.]]

=== Daughters of the Emperor ===
When he found the world of '''San Leor''' he found a convent of holy sisters called the '''"Daughters of the Emperor"'''. On his arrival his retainers said to the population that they had to throw him the biggest party EVAR on pain of death. So when he paraded down the streets he was met by the flower petals, incense and crowds singing praises to him (at gunpoint) all caught on pictcast for the rest of the galaxy to see.

When he got to the gate of the convent, they said something along the lines of ''"No Man May Enter Here"'' and half the Imperium expected another dead world, but Vandire stayed calm, and convinced the ladies to let him over the threshold where he would "prove" himself blessed by the Emperor; mostly by brandishing his Rosarius and saying "shoot me" since very few people on that backwater planet will have ever seen a Rosarius before.

Then he got himself a fanatical army of sexy bolter babes and named them the '''"Brides of the Emperor"'''

He also used the Brides of the Emperor for "singing, dancing, and other more '''''exotic''''' skills". So in addition to dictator and space-pope, his job description becomes all the more venerable with the addition <s>"Pimp of the Imperium."</s>{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|The Emprah is the only pimp of the Imperium!}}

=== The End ===
He ruled for 70 years, up until [[Sebastian Thor]] showed up, the rest is [[Age of Apostasy|very much history]].He was a [[that guy|huge dick]] [[Rocks fall, everyone dies|and got what he had coming]]. The end. Fuck him.

Goge Vandire

2016-11-10T17:25:02Z

2605:6001:E7D1:6C00:7CED:2AEA:DB1F:11B4: /* Ruler of the Imperium */

[[Image:sorotitas_03.jpg|200px|thumb|Goge Vandire]]

''"Let them hate me, so long as they fear me!"''<br>
-Caligula

Thats right, his name is Goge Vandire. '''G-O-G-E''' Vandire. How much eviler can a name get? Goge Vandire is a jackass who took control of the Imperium during the [[Age of Apostasy]], holding the positions of [[Ecclesiarchy|Ecclesiarch]] and [[High Lords of Terra|Head of the Administratum]] at the same time, starting the '''Reign of Blood'''. If the Imperium is space Rome, this is spehss Caligula, Nero, and Claudius all in one nutty package.

He was paranoid even by Imperial standards, and his reign saw the murder of many, many civilians. Surveillance servo-skulls on every street corner, random purges for imagined slights, this guy makes Joseph Stalin look downright lovable.

Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his [[Sisters of Battle|female bodyguards]] finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of [[The Emperor]] himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of '''''"I don't have time to die; I'm too busy"''''' which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry. A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be worse. What a cunt.

==Reign of Blood==
Even before taking power, Vandire got his way to becoming '''Master of the Administratum''' by back-stabbing, bribery and assassination.

When the current Ecclesiarch died, He managed to wrangle his own choice of Ecclesiarch into the grimdark Vatican, who ended up being the weakest guy to ever serve in the role. Thus when confidence in the church started to plummet he actually had a case for storming the palace, where ''apparently'' the space-pope was involved in some sort of debauchery that would put even the [[Slaanesh|Borgias]] to shame. So he pronounced the Ecclesiarch guilty and took the job himself - what a hero!

===Ruler of the Imperium===
Absolute power corrupts absolutely, especially when the guy claiming the power was corrupt already.

Vandire went insane with power, and started claiming that he spoke with the voice of the [[Emperor]] himself, basically a "whatever I say, goes" and started getting clerks to write down whatever he said at all times.

He got himself a holographic map of the galaxy and started pointing at it and issuing crazy edicts:
*[[derp|Purging all gingers from some worlds populations (no, we're not kidding).]]
*[[what|People from some worlds were forbidden from looking at the sky.]]
*[[Exterminatus|Virus Bombing some planets with gene-viruses to eliminate imagined mutations.]]
*[[slaanesh|Enslaving all female children below 12 years old.]]
*[[1984|Setting up Servo-Skulls everywhere to record citizens movements and conversations.]]
*[[fail|deciding that some worlds need their ice caps melted.]]
*[[that guy|Building effigies of himself hundreds of metres tall.]]

=== Daughters of the Emperor ===
When he found the world of '''San Leor''' he found a convent of holy sisters called the '''"Daughters of the Emperor"'''. On his arrival his retainers said to the population that they had to throw him the biggest party EVAR on pain of death. So when he paraded down the streets he was met by the flower petals, incense and crowds singing praises to him (at gunpoint) all caught on pictcast for the rest of the galaxy to see.

When he got to the gate of the convent, they said something along the lines of ''"No Man May Enter Here"'' and half the Imperium expected another dead world, but Vandire stayed calm, and convinced the ladies to let him over the threshold where he would "prove" himself blessed by the Emperor; mostly by brandishing his Rosarius and saying "shoot me" since very few people on that backwater planet will have ever seen a Rosarius before.

Then he got himself a fanatical army of sexy bolter babes and named them the '''"Brides of the Emperor"'''

He also used the Brides of the Emperor for "singing, dancing, and other more '''''exotic''''' skills". So in addition to dictator and space-pope, his job description becomes all the more venerable with the addition <s>"Pimp of the Imperium."</s>{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|The Emprah is the only pimp of the Imperium!}}

=== The End ===
He ruled for 70 years, up until [[Sebastian Thor]] showed up, the rest is [[Age of Apostasy|very much history]].He was a [[that guy|huge dick]] [[Rocks fall, everyone dies|and got what he had coming]]. The end. Fuck him.

Goge Vandire

2016-11-10T17:24:09Z

2605:6001:E7D1:6C00:7CED:2AEA:DB1F:11B4: /* Daughters of the Emperor */

[[Image:sorotitas_03.jpg|200px|thumb|Goge Vandire]]

''"Let them hate me, so long as they fear me!"''<br>
-Caligula

Thats right, his name is Goge Vandire. '''G-O-G-E''' Vandire. How much eviler can a name get? Goge Vandire is a jackass who took control of the Imperium during the [[Age of Apostasy]], holding the positions of [[Ecclesiarchy|Ecclesiarch]] and [[High Lords of Terra|Head of the Administratum]] at the same time, starting the '''Reign of Blood'''. If the Imperium is space Rome, this is spehss Caligula, Nero, and Claudius all in one nutty package.

He was paranoid even by Imperial standards, and his reign saw the murder of many, many civilians. Surveillance servo-skulls on every street corner, random purges for imagined slights, this guy makes Joseph Stalin look downright lovable.

Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his [[Sisters of Battle|female bodyguards]] finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of [[The Emperor]] himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of '''''"I don't have time to die; I'm too busy"''''' which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry. A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be worse. What a cunt.

==Reign of Blood==
Even before taking power, Vandire got his way to becoming '''Master of the Administratum''' by back-stabbing, bribery and assassination.

When the current Ecclesiarch died, He managed to wrangle his own choice of Ecclesiarch into the grimdark Vatican, who ended up being the weakest guy to ever serve in the role. Thus when confidence in the church started to plummet he actually had a case for storming the palace, where ''apparently'' the space-pope was involved in some sort of debauchery that would put even the [[Slaanesh|Borgias]] to shame. So he pronounced the Ecclesiarch guilty and took the job himself - what a hero!

===Ruler of the Imperium===
Absolute power corrupts absolutely, especially when the guy claiming the power was corrupt already.

Vandire went insane with power, and started claiming that he spoke with the voice of the [[Emperor]] himself, basically a "whatever I say, goes" and started getting clerks to write down whatever he said at all times.

He got himself a holographic map of the galaxy and started pointing at it and issuing crazy edicts:
*[[derp|Purging all gingers from some worlds populations (no we're not kidding)]]
*[[what|People from some worlds were forbidden from looking at the sky]]
*[[Exterminatus|Virus Bombing some planets with gene-viruses to eliminate imagined mutations]]
*[[slaanesh|Enslaving all female children below 12 years old.]]
*[[1984|Setting up Servo-Skulls everywhere to record citizens movements and conversations.]]
*[[fail|deciding that some worlds need their ice caps melted]]
*[[that guy|Building effigies of himself hundreds of metres tall.]]

=== Daughters of the Emperor ===
When he found the world of '''San Leor''' he found a convent of holy sisters called the '''"Daughters of the Emperor"'''. On his arrival his retainers said to the population that they had to throw him the biggest party EVAR on pain of death. So when he paraded down the streets he was met by the flower petals, incense and crowds singing praises to him (at gunpoint) all caught on pictcast for the rest of the galaxy to see.

When he got to the gate of the convent, they said something along the lines of ''"No Man May Enter Here"'' and half the Imperium expected another dead world, but Vandire stayed calm, and convinced the ladies to let him over the threshold where he would "prove" himself blessed by the Emperor; mostly by brandishing his Rosarius and saying "shoot me" since very few people on that backwater planet will have ever seen a Rosarius before.

Then he got himself a fanatical army of sexy bolter babes and named them the '''"Brides of the Emperor"'''

He also used the Brides of the Emperor for "singing, dancing, and other more '''''exotic''''' skills". So in addition to dictator and space-pope, his job description becomes all the more venerable with the addition <s>"Pimp of the Imperium."</s>{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|The Emprah is the only pimp of the Imperium!}}

=== The End ===
He ruled for 70 years, up until [[Sebastian Thor]] showed up, the rest is [[Age of Apostasy|very much history]].He was a [[that guy|huge dick]] [[Rocks fall, everyone dies|and got what he had coming]]. The end. Fuck him.