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[[Image:Owlbear_anonib.jpg|thumb|right|D'AWWWWW]]<br />
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''"when an Owl and a bear love each other very much..."''<br />
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''"you get an Owlbear"''<br />
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An '''Owlbear''' is what you get when some bored [[wizard]] combines a [[bear]] and an owl, and they have been a staple [[Dungeons & Dragons]] monster since the first edition. Although they look very [[cute]], plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. It's like that one episode of Spongebob where Squidward gets attacked by a sea bear [[Rape|(several times)]]. They '''WILL''' fuck your shit up.<br />
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Not as dangerous as the fearsome Ducksnake, or the dreaded [[/co/|Manbearpig]].<br />
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If [[Stat me|someone asks for the stats of a non-/tg/ character]], expect someone to paste the D&D 3.5 owl bear stats. <br />
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==See Also==<br />
*[[Owlbears]] - the RPG<br />
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