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		<title>Beast: The Primordial</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2605:E000:7ECF:7F00:D933:69B0:C720:2AED: /* Ravagers */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{Game Infobox&lt;br /&gt;
|name = Beast: The Primordial&lt;br /&gt;
|picture = &lt;br /&gt;
|type = [[RPG]]&lt;br /&gt;
|publisher = [[White Wolf]] / Onyx Path&lt;br /&gt;
|system = [[Storytelling System]]&lt;br /&gt;
|authors = &lt;br /&gt;
|year = 2016&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WoD-stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
The newest game to come out for the New [[World of Darkness]], and probably the one most scorned on [[/tg/]]. You are a Beast, a living embodiment of humanity&#039;s deepest and darkest fears, driven by an inescapable need to sate your Hunger, a manifestation of fear. You may be driven by the urge to Ruin or Dominate, but you cannot help but Feed. Of course, where a Beast lurks, Heroes inevitably arise, driven to slay the Thing lurking in the Dark...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sounds awesome, right? A chance to both completely blow off the supernatural wangst that bedevils almost all of the other WoD lines (except [[Geist: The Sin-Eaters]] and maybe [[Demon: The Descent]]) and revel in being the darkly ambiguous villain protagonist: what could possibly wreck that idea?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then the preview edition came out, and the problems began to show themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a start, you don&#039;t get &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; shapeshifting powers at all. That&#039;s right, you have a &amp;quot;Beast&#039;s soul&amp;quot;, but not a Beast&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;body&#039;&#039;&#039; - even your Avatisms are &#039;&#039;completely invisible&#039;&#039; to freaking mundies, even when you&#039;re squeezing through a too-tight space, ripping them apart with claws or breathing fire (unless you kill your Hero and form become one with your legend incarnate, merge with your beast soul to become a living monster, or decided to drop your Lair (the fancy domain thing that is tied to you) on top of their asses. Though, if that happens, subtlety has gone right out the window). This fact alone got /tg/ mocking the game as appealing to Otherkin: one of the mercifully rare, but not non-existent, branches of the [[furry]] fandom that even &#039;&#039;other furries&#039;&#039; think are out of their minds. It would have been bad enough, but coming in the wake of [[Demon: The Descent]], which gave excellent modular rules for building a demonic form, fans were expecting a similar level of cool shapeshifting powers in a game that was advertised as &amp;quot;be the beast that haunts humanity&#039;s soul&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Next, though the intended flavor of the game was &amp;quot;screw the Heroes, they&#039;re really nothing but nutjobs who think they&#039;re the Good Guys and insist you&#039;re the Bad Guys&amp;quot;, the writing of it came off as so sneering and condescending that not only did hordes of people start defending the Heroes (no thanks to that screwy &amp;quot;if you Critical Fail on your Rampage check, you spawn a Hero&amp;quot; rule), but /tg/ began writing Beasts off as otherkin fodder. The &amp;quot;special people with the souls of mythical creatures, picked on and bullied by the normies who just don&#039;t understand&amp;quot;: that&#039;s what /tg/ saw and derided, in a repeat of [[Changeling: The Dreaming]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But, in a surprising show of self-awareness, Onyx Path actually took the time to respond to the criticisms and began an immediate rewrite of the book to address them. While /tg/ is cautiously optimistic at most about how well they&#039;ll work to fix everything, the final released product seems to have changed very little, and leaves Heroes in the same position of &#039;pointless bullyboys&#039; they started in. For the moment, it&#039;s too early to tell whether the line will manage to carve a niche for itself or become a repeat of Changeling: the Dreaming.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Family==&lt;br /&gt;
To condense down what each family group of beast &amp;quot;souls&amp;quot; are, there are 5 different families of monsters (which again are each an abstract conceptual basis to come up with your own style of monsters). Each beast is the nightmare manifested, a primal fear given shape, and the Beast is always the first inflicted upon by this nightmare, and are no longer troubled by it. This also shapes their respective &amp;quot;Heroes&amp;quot;, who will act in direct mirror to the beast. A hero of the collector beast who hoards might become a rampant kleptomaniac. A tyrant beasts hero might become a great public speaker, trying to turn the community against the beast. These families are then mixed with 5 hungers to help build your own &amp;quot;monster&amp;quot;, so to speak. Currently the 5 are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Anakim===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Giant]]s, [[ogre]]s, and the powerful [[primordials]] of an earthy disposition. The fear that makes up your soul is the fear of powerlessness. Something that you will likely never allow to happen to you again. These are not your BFG friends, because even the nicest ones feed on the fear of powerlessness and dominate their opponents. As for their powers, expect strength, presence and for a fight in their lairs to become a titanic struggle. Like [[Anime|Attack on Titan]] where you&#039;re the Titan and your enemy forgot their jet pack and cables.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Eshmaki===&lt;br /&gt;
Lurkers, dwellers in the dark places, and sometimes capable of breathing fire or shredding opponents. Eshmaki are the beasts of the fear of loneliness and destruction. Because they have conquered their fear, they never feel alone, though they might be. Did I mention you can be a [[dragon]] with this? Maybe one day you can use your incarnate powers to rule the world as force of change... Or make a really, really good thief and possible killer. After all, what&#039;s to stop a dragon except a [[knight]]. And Knights are just more tinned food.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Makara===&lt;br /&gt;
For those wanting to say they be the Kraken, the Makara are the beasts of the fear of drowning. A simple idea, but can easily be extrapolated further into overwhelming knowledge or circumstance. They tend to have the more lethal kinds of lairs. Drop one into reality and watch the world face a natural disaster level threat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Namtaru===&lt;br /&gt;
Those that believe in beauty being skin deep might have been referring to these things. Probably before being horribly fossilised. Namtaru are the fear of revulsion, and have Gorgons, and various insectile terrors in their background. They can inflict a single condition once per scene, but they also are potentially some of the easiest people to hide evidence. After all, a statue can&#039;t expose you if you&#039;re simply a talented stone carver.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ugallu===&lt;br /&gt;
Monsters of the air that represent everything from harpies to the majestic [[Phoenix]]. They are the fear of exposure, and too few people ever look up. Flight is something that falls among the realms of ease for these creatures. What&#039;s terrifying is their birthright ability to breach through facades. That means no glamour or special obfuscation can escape these eyes. It only inflicts a condition, but sometimes that&#039;s all it takes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Hunger==&lt;br /&gt;
Your Beast&#039;s Hunger is what defines the kind of dark monstrous things you need to do to keep your soul happy and full. There is always the feeding on flesh and blood but sometimes a beast can satisfy their craving in other ways. Feeding your Beast is what gives you power, and how full your beast is is the satiety stat. High satiety gives you a lot of power to fuel your awesome abilities like unleashing your dragon breath, or using your titanic strength to kick a vampire through a skyscraper. However, high satiety has risks attached. Your soul could become gluttonous or picky, refusing to feed on anything other than rare and high quality heists or stimulations. A collector might not be satisfied until you have Fort Knox gold, for example. Another possibility is the beast goes into a food coma, leaving the mortal body kind of helpless in the mortal world.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By contrast, not feeding your beast enough means your beast rampages through the dreamscape often. This leads to &amp;quot;Heroes&amp;quot; showing up and cause extreme problems, especially since you&#039;re probably not equipped to deal with the murderous glory hounds after the kill of their lives. Walking the middle road between keeping your beast from rampaging and not having it become a glutton is tricky, but manageable. Sure, you might have at least 1 or 2 heroes knocking about causing trouble, but you&#039;re still strong enough to take them without as many risks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are 5 Hungers. When combined with the five families this creates 25 types of Beasts, even when the various Beasts of the same type can be widely different. These Hungers are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Collectors===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger [[Warcraft|for the Hoard]]. Simply put, the Collectors like to obtain all sorts of stuff. Not because of what it&#039;s worth to them, but for what it&#039;s worth to others. Anakim Collectors prefer trophies that show off their own strength such as things taken from Heroes or mementos from worthy enemies, Eshmaki Collectors like to terrify the owner before taking things, Makara Collectors prefer ancient relics for their worth and to learn more about the world, Namtaru Collectors collect what seem to be items of great beauty, but look too close and the horror sets in like the stench, insects everywhere or the ground being filthy; other Natamu like to vandalize valuable things. Ugallu Collectors are dragons. Or at least close to them: they look down at the world looking for something they like, mainly hidden objects. If they find something like that they swoop down, grab it and fly up to their out-of-reach lairs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Nemeses===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Punishment. The boogeymen of the Beasts, delivering retribution upon transgressors big and small. Anakim Nemeses solve violence with more violence, going after violent criminals and serving the dish best served cold. Eshmaki Nemeses workby reminding the perpetrator of a crime long forgotten of what they did, stalk them and drive the criminal to paranoia by (reasonably) making them think that there&#039;s a monster out to get them. Makara Nemeses protect certain places. Those who break these codes (transgressing somewhere where they shouldn&#039;t or killing animals somewhere) will face the wrath of such a Beast, but because of the nature of their Hunger these Beasts will require support from broodmates to help them feed regularly. Namtaru Nemeses tend to be scorned, and repay those who pick on those like them. Bullies, abusive spouses and other cruelty coming from hate will face one of them sooner or later. The Ugallu Nemeses punish secret crimes and other transgressions that are difficult to prove: hypocrisy, deceiving romantic partners, falsely professing belief in a religion and so on. These Beasts too like to torment their prey days or weeks before striking, making the retribution all the better.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Predators===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Prey. Not as straighforward as you&#039;d think: while some Beasts do kill their prey it&#039;s more about besting the prey than to outright eat it. Anakim Predators prefer to chase their prey down, uncaring about who sees them. Eshmaki like to hurt their prey in subtle ways: either physically or psychologically: for them it&#039;s about stalking rather than hurting. Makara Predators prefer to use traps, tricks and bait to lure others to their doom, when the prey falls for it the Beast considers it a job well done. Namtaru Predators tend to do bizarre (and often violent) things with their prey: drink blood from various cuts on their body, lap the sweat from their foreheads or leave a nasty, but not lasting, mark. Ugallu Predators prefer to plan, plot and scheme, picking their prey carefully. But when that&#039;s done the Beast strikes swiftly, brutally and efficiently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ravagers===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Ruin. The most destructive of the Hungers, these Beasts live to destroy, pure and simple. They only go for non-living targets though, because those who target people Hunger for Prey, not Ruin. Anakim Ravagers like to smash first and think later, forcing them to live lives on the road lest they be found out quickly. Eshmaki Ravagers like to break things in the most guarded of places, ruining only their target and nothing else to prove their skill and scare people. Makara Ravagers make the damage they do look like forces of nature, reminding people they are not safe from the fury of nature. Namtaru Ravagers prefer to pollute instead of destroying. Their horror sets in the moment people think themselves to be safe only for them to realize the depth of the damage. These Beasts don&#039;t just burn the fields, they also salt the earth. Ugallu Ravagers strike suddenly and precisely, destroying what they need to feed and move on. They are like the drone strikes of the Beasts, terrifying people of the open sky.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Tyrants===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Power. Tyrants want to assert their power over others, making people feel small and helpless. Anakim Tyrants like to see people be defeated, Eshmaki Tyrants relish the hunt and give their prey a sporting chance, Makara Tyrants prefer to make people feel like the malevolent forces they face are being guided by some kind of intelligence, Namtaru Tyrants scare peole by being impossibly monstrous looking and Ugallu Tyrants make people freel they&#039;re being watched all the time, driving them to paranoia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{WoD-Games}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Beast:_The_Primordial&amp;diff=83893</id>
		<title>Beast: The Primordial</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Beast:_The_Primordial&amp;diff=83893"/>
		<updated>2016-09-11T18:12:35Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2605:E000:7ECF:7F00:D933:69B0:C720:2AED: /* Hunger */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{Game Infobox&lt;br /&gt;
|name = Beast: The Primordial&lt;br /&gt;
|picture = &lt;br /&gt;
|type = [[RPG]]&lt;br /&gt;
|publisher = [[White Wolf]] / Onyx Path&lt;br /&gt;
|system = [[Storytelling System]]&lt;br /&gt;
|authors = &lt;br /&gt;
|year = 2016&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{WoD-stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
The newest game to come out for the New [[World of Darkness]], and probably the one most scorned on [[/tg/]]. You are a Beast, a living embodiment of humanity&#039;s deepest and darkest fears, driven by an inescapable need to sate your Hunger, a manifestation of fear. You may be driven by the urge to Ruin or Dominate, but you cannot help but Feed. Of course, where a Beast lurks, Heroes inevitably arise, driven to slay the Thing lurking in the Dark...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sounds awesome, right? A chance to both completely blow off the supernatural wangst that bedevils almost all of the other WoD lines (except [[Geist: The Sin-Eaters]] and maybe [[Demon: The Descent]]) and revel in being the darkly ambiguous villain protagonist: what could possibly wreck that idea?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then the preview edition came out, and the problems began to show themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For a start, you don&#039;t get &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; shapeshifting powers at all. That&#039;s right, you have a &amp;quot;Beast&#039;s soul&amp;quot;, but not a Beast&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;body&#039;&#039;&#039; - even your Avatisms are &#039;&#039;completely invisible&#039;&#039; to freaking mundies, even when you&#039;re squeezing through a too-tight space, ripping them apart with claws or breathing fire (unless you kill your Hero and form become one with your legend incarnate, merge with your beast soul to become a living monster, or decided to drop your Lair (the fancy domain thing that is tied to you) on top of their asses. Though, if that happens, subtlety has gone right out the window). This fact alone got /tg/ mocking the game as appealing to Otherkin: one of the mercifully rare, but not non-existent, branches of the [[furry]] fandom that even &#039;&#039;other furries&#039;&#039; think are out of their minds. It would have been bad enough, but coming in the wake of [[Demon: The Descent]], which gave excellent modular rules for building a demonic form, fans were expecting a similar level of cool shapeshifting powers in a game that was advertised as &amp;quot;be the beast that haunts humanity&#039;s soul&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Next, though the intended flavor of the game was &amp;quot;screw the Heroes, they&#039;re really nothing but nutjobs who think they&#039;re the Good Guys and insist you&#039;re the Bad Guys&amp;quot;, the writing of it came off as so sneering and condescending that not only did hordes of people start defending the Heroes (no thanks to that screwy &amp;quot;if you Critical Fail on your Rampage check, you spawn a Hero&amp;quot; rule), but /tg/ began writing Beasts off as otherkin fodder. The &amp;quot;special people with the souls of mythical creatures, picked on and bullied by the normies who just don&#039;t understand&amp;quot;: that&#039;s what /tg/ saw and derided, in a repeat of [[Changeling: The Dreaming]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But, in a surprising show of self-awareness, Onyx Path actually took the time to respond to the criticisms and began an immediate rewrite of the book to address them. While /tg/ is cautiously optimistic at most about how well they&#039;ll work to fix everything, the final released product seems to have changed very little, and leaves Heroes in the same position of &#039;pointless bullyboys&#039; they started in. For the moment, it&#039;s too early to tell whether the line will manage to carve a niche for itself or become a repeat of Changeling: the Dreaming.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Family==&lt;br /&gt;
To condense down what each family group of beast &amp;quot;souls&amp;quot; are, there are 5 different families of monsters (which again are each an abstract conceptual basis to come up with your own style of monsters). Each beast is the nightmare manifested, a primal fear given shape, and the Beast is always the first inflicted upon by this nightmare, and are no longer troubled by it. This also shapes their respective &amp;quot;Heroes&amp;quot;, who will act in direct mirror to the beast. A hero of the collector beast who hoards might become a rampant kleptomaniac. A tyrant beasts hero might become a great public speaker, trying to turn the community against the beast. These families are then mixed with 5 hungers to help build your own &amp;quot;monster&amp;quot;, so to speak. Currently the 5 are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Anakim===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Giant]]s, [[ogre]]s, and the powerful [[primordials]] of an earthy disposition. The fear that makes up your soul is the fear of powerlessness. Something that you will likely never allow to happen to you again. These are not your BFG friends, because even the nicest ones feed on the fear of powerlessness and dominate their opponents. As for their powers, expect strength, presence and for a fight in their lairs to become a titanic struggle. Like [[Anime|Attack on Titan]] where you&#039;re the Titan and your enemy forgot their jet pack and cables.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Eshmaki===&lt;br /&gt;
Lurkers, dwellers in the dark places, and sometimes capable of breathing fire or shredding opponents. Eshmaki are the beasts of the fear of loneliness and destruction. Because they have conquered their fear, they never feel alone, though they might be. Did I mention you can be a [[dragon]] with this? Maybe one day you can use your incarnate powers to rule the world as force of change... Or make a really, really good thief and possible killer. After all, what&#039;s to stop a dragon except a [[knight]]. And Knights are just more tinned food.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Makara===&lt;br /&gt;
For those wanting to say they be the Kraken, the Makara are the beasts of the fear of drowning. A simple idea, but can easily be extrapolated further into overwhelming knowledge or circumstance. They tend to have the more lethal kinds of lairs. Drop one into reality and watch the world face a natural disaster level threat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Namtaru===&lt;br /&gt;
Those that believe in beauty being skin deep might have been referring to these things. Probably before being horribly fossilised. Namtaru are the fear of revulsion, and have Gorgons, and various insectile terrors in their background. They can inflict a single condition once per scene, but they also are potentially some of the easiest people to hide evidence. After all, a statue can&#039;t expose you if you&#039;re simply a talented stone carver.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ugallu===&lt;br /&gt;
Monsters of the air that represent everything from harpies to the majestic [[Phoenix]]. They are the fear of exposure, and too few people ever look up. Flight is something that falls among the realms of ease for these creatures. What&#039;s terrifying is their birthright ability to breach through facades. That means no glamour or special obfuscation can escape these eyes. It only inflicts a condition, but sometimes that&#039;s all it takes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Hunger==&lt;br /&gt;
Your Beast&#039;s Hunger is what defines the kind of dark monstrous things you need to do to keep your soul happy and full. There is always the feeding on flesh and blood but sometimes a beast can satisfy their craving in other ways. Feeding your Beast is what gives you power, and how full your beast is is the satiety stat. High satiety gives you a lot of power to fuel your awesome abilities like unleashing your dragon breath, or using your titanic strength to kick a vampire through a skyscraper. However, high satiety has risks attached. Your soul could become gluttonous or picky, refusing to feed on anything other than rare and high quality heists or stimulations. A collector might not be satisfied until you have Fort Knox gold, for example. Another possibility is the beast goes into a food coma, leaving the mortal body kind of helpless in the mortal world.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By contrast, not feeding your beast enough means your beast rampages through the dreamscape often. This leads to &amp;quot;Heroes&amp;quot; showing up and cause extreme problems, especially since you&#039;re probably not equipped to deal with the murderous glory hounds after the kill of their lives. Walking the middle road between keeping your beast from rampaging and not having it become a glutton is tricky, but manageable. Sure, you might have at least 1 or 2 heroes knocking about causing trouble, but you&#039;re still strong enough to take them without as many risks.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are 5 Hungers. When combined with the five families this creates 25 types of Beasts, even when the various Beasts of the same type can be widely different. These Hungers are:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Collectors===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger [[Warcraft|for the Hoard]]. Simply put, the Collectors like to obtain all sorts of stuff. Not because of what it&#039;s worth to them, but for what it&#039;s worth to others. Anakim Collectors prefer trophies that show off their own strength such as things taken from Heroes or mementos from worthy enemies, Eshmaki Collectors like to terrify the owner before taking things, Makara Collectors prefer ancient relics for their worth and to learn more about the world, Namtaru Collectors collect what seem to be items of great beauty, but look too close and the horror sets in like the stench, insects everywhere or the ground being filthy; other Natamu like to vandalize valuable things. Ugallu Collectors are dragons. Or at least close to them: they look down at the world looking for something they like, mainly hidden objects. If they find something like that they swoop down, grab it and fly up to their out-of-reach lairs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Nemeses===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Punishment. The boogeymen of the Beasts, delivering retribution upon transgressors big and small. Anakim Nemeses solve violence with more violence, going after violent criminals and serving the dish best served cold. Eshmaki Nemeses workby reminding the perpetrator of a crime long forgotten of what they did, stalk them and drive the criminal to paranoia by (reasonably) making them think that there&#039;s a monster out to get them. Makara Nemeses protect certain places. Those who break these codes (transgressing somewhere where they shouldn&#039;t or killing animals somewhere) will face the wrath of such a Beast, but because of the nature of their Hunger these Beasts will require support from broodmates to help them feed regularly. Namtaru Nemeses tend to be scorned, and repay those who pick on those like them. Bullies, abusive spouses and other cruelty coming from hate will face one of them sooner or later. The Ugallu Nemeses punish secret crimes and other transgressions that are difficult to prove: hypocrisy, deceiving romantic partners, falsely professing belief in a religion and so on. These Beasts too like to torment their prey days or weeks before striking, making the retribution all the better.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Predators===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Prey. Not as straighforward as you&#039;d think: while some Beasts do kill their prey it&#039;s more about besting the prey than to outright eat it. Anakim Predators prefer to chase their prey down, uncaring about who sees them. Eshmaki like to hurt their prey in subtle ways: either physically or psychologically: for them it&#039;s about stalking rather than hurting. Makara Predators prefer to use traps, tricks and bait to lure others to their doom, when the prey falls for it the Beast considers it a job well done. Namtaru Predators tend to do bizarre (and often violent) things with their prey: drink blood from various cuts on their body, lap the sweat from their foreheads or leave a nasty, but not lasting, mark. Ugallu Predators prefer to plan, plot and scheme, picking their prey carefully. But when that&#039;s done the Beast strikes swiftly, brutally and efficiently.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ravagers===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Ruin. The most destructive of the Hungers, these Beasts live to destroy, pure and simple. They only go for non-living targets though, because those who target people Hunger for Prey, not Ruin. Anakim Ravagers like to smash first and think later, forcing them to live lives on the road lest they be found out quickly. Eshmaki Ravagers like to break things in the most guarded of places, ruining only their target and nothing else to prove their skill and scare people. Makara Ravagers make the damage they do look like forces of nature, reminding people they are not safe from the fury of nature. Namtaru Ravagers prefer to polute instead of destroying. Their horror sets in the moment people think themselves to be safe only for them to realize the depth of the damage. These Beasts don&#039;t just burn the fields, they also salt the earth. Ugallu Ravagers strike suddenly and precisely, destroying what they need to feed and move on. They are like the drone strikes of the Beasts, terrifying people of the open sky.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Tyrants===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Power. Tyrants want to assert their power over others, making people feel small and helpless. Anakim Tyrants like to see people be defeated, Eshmaki Tyrants relish the hunt and give their prey a sporting chance, Makara Tyrants prefer to make people feel like the malevolent forces they face are being guided by some kind of intelligence, Namtaru Tyrants scare peole by being impossibly monstrous looking and Ugallu Tyrants make people freel they&#039;re being watched all the time, driving them to paranoia.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Beast: The Primordial</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2605:E000:7ECF:7F00:D933:69B0:C720:2AED: /* Hunger */&lt;/p&gt;
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|name = Beast: The Primordial&lt;br /&gt;
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|publisher = [[White Wolf]] / Onyx Path&lt;br /&gt;
|system = [[Storytelling System]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|year = 2016&lt;br /&gt;
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The newest game to come out for the New [[World of Darkness]], and probably the one most scorned on [[/tg/]]. You are a Beast, a living embodiment of humanity&#039;s deepest and darkest fears, driven by an inescapable need to sate your Hunger, a manifestation of fear. You may be driven by the urge to Ruin or Dominate, but you cannot help but Feed. Of course, where a Beast lurks, Heroes inevitably arise, driven to slay the Thing lurking in the Dark...&lt;br /&gt;
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Sounds awesome, right? A chance to both completely blow off the supernatural wangst that bedevils almost all of the other WoD lines (except [[Geist: The Sin-Eaters]] and maybe [[Demon: The Descent]]) and revel in being the darkly ambiguous villain protagonist: what could possibly wreck that idea?&lt;br /&gt;
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Then the preview edition came out, and the problems began to show themselves.&lt;br /&gt;
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For a start, you don&#039;t get &#039;&#039;any&#039;&#039; shapeshifting powers at all. That&#039;s right, you have a &amp;quot;Beast&#039;s soul&amp;quot;, but not a Beast&#039;s &#039;&#039;&#039;body&#039;&#039;&#039; - even your Avatisms are &#039;&#039;completely invisible&#039;&#039; to freaking mundies, even when you&#039;re squeezing through a too-tight space, ripping them apart with claws or breathing fire (unless you kill your Hero and form become one with your legend incarnate, merge with your beast soul to become a living monster, or decided to drop your Lair (the fancy domain thing that is tied to you) on top of their asses. Though, if that happens, subtlety has gone right out the window). This fact alone got /tg/ mocking the game as appealing to Otherkin: one of the mercifully rare, but not non-existent, branches of the [[furry]] fandom that even &#039;&#039;other furries&#039;&#039; think are out of their minds. It would have been bad enough, but coming in the wake of [[Demon: The Descent]], which gave excellent modular rules for building a demonic form, fans were expecting a similar level of cool shapeshifting powers in a game that was advertised as &amp;quot;be the beast that haunts humanity&#039;s soul&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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Next, though the intended flavor of the game was &amp;quot;screw the Heroes, they&#039;re really nothing but nutjobs who think they&#039;re the Good Guys and insist you&#039;re the Bad Guys&amp;quot;, the writing of it came off as so sneering and condescending that not only did hordes of people start defending the Heroes (no thanks to that screwy &amp;quot;if you Critical Fail on your Rampage check, you spawn a Hero&amp;quot; rule), but /tg/ began writing Beasts off as otherkin fodder. The &amp;quot;special people with the souls of mythical creatures, picked on and bullied by the normies who just don&#039;t understand&amp;quot;: that&#039;s what /tg/ saw and derided, in a repeat of [[Changeling: The Dreaming]].&lt;br /&gt;
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But, in a surprising show of self-awareness, Onyx Path actually took the time to respond to the criticisms and began an immediate rewrite of the book to address them. While /tg/ is cautiously optimistic at most about how well they&#039;ll work to fix everything, the final released product seems to have changed very little, and leaves Heroes in the same position of &#039;pointless bullyboys&#039; they started in. For the moment, it&#039;s too early to tell whether the line will manage to carve a niche for itself or become a repeat of Changeling: the Dreaming.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Family==&lt;br /&gt;
To condense down what each family group of beast &amp;quot;souls&amp;quot; are, there are 5 different families of monsters (which again are each an abstract conceptual basis to come up with your own style of monsters). Each beast is the nightmare manifested, a primal fear given shape, and the Beast is always the first inflicted upon by this nightmare, and are no longer troubled by it. This also shapes their respective &amp;quot;Heroes&amp;quot;, who will act in direct mirror to the beast. A hero of the collector beast who hoards might become a rampant kleptomaniac. A tyrant beasts hero might become a great public speaker, trying to turn the community against the beast. These families are then mixed with 5 hungers to help build your own &amp;quot;monster&amp;quot;, so to speak. Currently the 5 are:&lt;br /&gt;
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===Anakim===&lt;br /&gt;
[[Giant]]s, [[ogre]]s, and the powerful [[primordials]] of an earthy disposition. The fear that makes up your soul is the fear of powerlessness. Something that you will likely never allow to happen to you again. These are not your BFG friends, because even the nicest ones feed on the fear of powerlessness and dominate their opponents. As for their powers, expect strength, presence and for a fight in their lairs to become a titanic struggle. Like [[Anime|Attack on Titan]] where you&#039;re the Titan and your enemy forgot their jet pack and cables.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Eshmaki===&lt;br /&gt;
Lurkers, dwellers in the dark places, and sometimes capable of breathing fire or shredding opponents. Eshmaki are the beasts of the fear of loneliness and destruction. Because they have conquered their fear, they never feel alone, though they might be. Did I mention you can be a [[dragon]] with this? Maybe one day you can use your incarnate powers to rule the world as force of change... Or make a really, really good thief and possible killer. After all, what&#039;s to stop a dragon except a [[knight]]. And Knights are just more tinned food.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Makara===&lt;br /&gt;
For those wanting to say they be the Kraken, the Makara are the beasts of the fear of drowning. A simple idea, but can easily be extrapolated further into overwhelming knowledge or circumstance. They tend to have the more lethal kinds of lairs. Drop one into reality and watch the world face a natural disaster level threat.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Namtaru===&lt;br /&gt;
Those that believe in beauty being skin deep might have been referring to these things. Probably before being horribly fossilised. Namtaru are the fear of revulsion, and have Gorgons, and various insectile terrors in their background. They can inflict a single condition once per scene, but they also are potentially some of the easiest people to hide evidence. After all, a statue can&#039;t expose you if you&#039;re simply a talented stone carver.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ugallu===&lt;br /&gt;
Monsters of the air that represent everything from harpies to the majestic [[Phoenix]]. They are the fear of exposure, and too few people ever look up. Flight is something that falls among the realms of ease for these creatures. What&#039;s terrifying is their birthright ability to breach through facades. That means no glamour or special obfuscation can escape these eyes. It only inflicts a condition, but sometimes that&#039;s all it takes.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hunger==&lt;br /&gt;
Your Beast&#039;s Hunger is what defines the kind of dark monstrous things you need to do to keep your soul happy and full. There is always the feeding on flesh and blood but sometimes a beast can satisfy their craving in other ways. Feeding your Beast is what gives you power, and how full your beast is is the satiety stat. High satiety gives you a lot of power to fuel your awesome abilities like unleashing your dragon breath, or using your titanic strength to kick a vampire through a skyscraper. However, high satiety has risks attached. Your soul could become gluttonous or picky, refusing to feed on anything other than rare and high quality heists or stimulations. A collector might not be satisfied until you have Fort Knox gold, for example. Another possibility is the beast goes into a food coma, leaving the mortal body kind of helpless in the mortal world.&lt;br /&gt;
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By contrast, not feeding your beast enough means your beast rampages through the dreamscape often. This leads to &amp;quot;Heroes&amp;quot; showing up and cause extreme problems, especially since you&#039;re probably not equipped to deal with the murderous glory hounds after the kill of their lives. Walking the middle road between keeping your beast from rampaging and not having it become a glutton is tricky, but manageable. Sure, you might have at least 1 or 2 heroes knocking about causing trouble, but you&#039;re still strong enough to take them without as many risks.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are 5 Hungers. When combined with the five families this creates 25 types of Beasts, even when the various Beasts of the same type can be widely different. These Hungers are:&lt;br /&gt;
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===Collectors===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger [[Warcraft|for the Hoard]]. Simply put, the Collectors like to obtain all sorts of stuff. Not because of what it&#039;s worth to the, but for what it&#039;s worth to others. Anakim Collectors prefer trophies that show off their own strength such as things taken from Heroes or mementos from worthy enemies, Eshmaki Collectors like to terrify the owner before taking things, Makara Collectors prefer ancient relics for their worth and to learn more about the world, Namtaru Collectors collect what seem to be items of great beauty, but look too close and the horror sets in like the stench, insects everywhere or the ground being filthy; other Natamu like to vandalize valuable things. Ugallu Collectors are dragons. Or at least close to them: they look down at the world looking for something they like, mainly hidden objects. If they find something like that they swoop down, grab it and fly up to their out-of-reach lairs.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Nemeses===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Punishment. The boogeymen of the Beasts, delivering retribution upon transgressors big and small. Anakim Nemeses solve violence with more violence, going after violent criminals and serving the dish best served cold. Eshmaki Nemeses workby reminding the perpetrator of a crime long forgotten of what they did, stalk them and drive the criminal to paranoia by (reasonably) making them think that there&#039;s a monster out to get them. Makara Nemeses protect certain places. Those who break these codes (transgressing somewhere where they shouldn&#039;t or killing animals somewhere) will face the wrath of such a Beast, but because of the nature of their Hunger these Beasts will require support from broodmates to help them feed regularly. Namtaru Nemeses tend to be scorned, and repay those who pick on those like them. Bullies, abusive spouses and other cruelty coming from hate will face one of them sooner or later. The Ugallu Nemeses punish secret crimes and other transgressions that are difficult to prove: hypocrisy, deceiving romantic partners, falsely professing belief in a religion and so on. These Beasts too like to torment their prey days or weeks before striking, making the retribution all the better.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Predators===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Prey. Not as straighforward as you&#039;d think: while some Beasts do kill their prey it&#039;s more about besting the prey than to outright eat it. Anakim Predators prefer to chase their prey down, uncaring about who sees them. Eshmaki like to hurt their prey in subtle ways: either physically or psychologically: for them it&#039;s about stalking rather than hurting. Makara Predators prefer to use traps, tricks and bait to lure others to their doom, when the prey falls for it the Beast considers it a job well done. Namtaru Predators tend to do bizarre (and often violent) things with their prey: drink blood from various cuts on their body, lap the sweat from their foreheads or leave a nasty, but not lasting, mark. Ugallu Predators prefer to plan, plot and scheme, picking their prey carefully. But when that&#039;s done the Beast strikes swiftly, brutally and efficiently.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Ravagers===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Ruin. The most destructive of the Hungers, these Beasts live to destroy, pure and simple. They only go for non-living targets though, because those who target people Hunger for Prey, not Ruin. Anakim Ravagers like to smash first and think later, forcing them to live lives on the road lest they be found out quickly. Eshmaki Ravagers like to break things in the most guarded of places, ruining only their target and nothing else to prove their skill and scare people. Makara Ravagers make the damage they do look like forces of nature, reminding people they are not safe from the fury of nature. Namtaru Ravagers prefer to polute instead of destroying. Their horror sets in the moment people think themselves to be safe only for them to realize the depth of the damage. These Beasts don&#039;t just burn the fields, they also salt the earth. Ugallu Ravagers strike suddenly and precisely, destroying what they need to feed and move on. They are like the drone strikes of the Beasts, terrifying people of the open sky.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Tyrants===&lt;br /&gt;
The Hunger for Power. Tyrants want to assert their power over others, making people feel small and helpless. Anakim Tyrants like to see people be defeated, Eshmaki Tyrants relish the hunt and give their prey a sporting chance, Makara Tyrants prefer to make people feel like the malevolent forces they face are being guided by some kind of intelligence, Namtaru Tyrants scare peole by being impossibly monstrous looking and Ugallu Tyrants make people freel they&#039;re being watched all the time, driving them to paranoia.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{WoD-Games}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Primordial</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Primordials in [[Exalted]] are the original gods of creation, birthed from chaos and responsible for just about everything that came after them. They are inscrutable to the point of being [[H.P. Lovecraft|Lovecraftian]], and tend to focus on one concept to the exclusion of all else. To simplify it primordials are the ultimate [[munchkin]]s. They&#039;re beings so hyper specialized that not only can they not perform tasks outside of their purview, they can&#039;t even understand them on a conceptual level.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although they were originally all bros the primordial war split them into two groups. The collaborators (who got cake) and the loyalists (who got soul lobotomies).&lt;br /&gt;
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If looking for the elemental creatures [[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]] 4e called by this name, check out the [[Archomental]] article.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Intact Primordials===&lt;br /&gt;
Originally all the primordials were alive, but following the great war only two remain fully intact.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia:&#039;&#039;&#039; Mother of Creation. Being one of the few primordials with anything passing for empathy she wisely sat out the war and survived. Wandered off the edge of nowhere looking for answers and hasn&#039;t come back since.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Autochthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; The great maker. Got sick of his jerkass brothers and sisters wrecking his crap and sided with the humans (after operating on his fetich soul to install learning). Like the flatmate of a sociopath he got a little worried about sharing Creation with the  now triumphant (and cursed) exalted and decided to sleep outside. Currently has a terminal illness that runs around his body trying to murder the people living inside him, who already had enough to deal with from the fact that his genius never led him to invent the safety rail since machines can&#039;t hurt &#039;&#039;him&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Yozis===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Malfeas, the Demon City:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Maniac-Depressive former king of the Primordials. Even when he was intact he had problems wrapping his head around the concepts that other beings had opinions, or that he should care. Currently sewed inside his own stomach imprisoning his kin (or, if you&#039;re feeling unkind, turned inside-out and shoved &#039;&#039;&#039;up his own ass&#039;&#039;&#039;), he wants nothing more than to flip the proverbial table on Creation and start over, though only after torturing everything in it to death forever, at least twice.  Hates everything and everyone in Creation... but hates &#039;&#039;himself&#039;&#039; most of all.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Cecelyne, the Endless Desert:&#039;&#039;&#039; One-time head judge of the primordials and current insane desert, Cecelyne surrounds the Realm of Malfeas in an endless expanse. Her laws aren&#039;t as popular these days and mostly consist of &amp;quot;if you can kill it, then it belongs to you,&amp;quot; as part of a big, nihilistic thingummy to show the meaninglessness of all law. Word of God says that she is Borderline Personality Disorder incarnate.  &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;She Who Lives In Her Name, the Principle of Hierarchy:&#039;&#039;&#039; -  Obsessive-Compulsive She Who Lives was in charge of order and hierarchy back in the day, and recent events have only reinforced her longstanding belief that freedom is the problem with creation. She was only narrowly convinced to give her exalts free will, and seeks to rectify the condition whenever and wherever she can.  Also, blew up most of creation in a fit of pique after the war by smashing three of the orbiting crystal spheres that comprise her being into it, irrevocably reducing and damaging herself in the process.  May or may not have been Malfeas&#039;s lover before both of them went balls-out crazy, and usually has her absurdly-long, problematic-for-the-books&#039;-word-count name rendered as SWLiHN, or Swillin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Adorjan, the Silent Wind:&#039;&#039;&#039; Once Adrian, the river encompassing creation, she had her Fetich soul Lilike killed in the primordial war and turned into a howling windstorm. She&#039;s not really mad about it though. In fact she&#039;s happy as can be. She loves creation, she loves exalts, and she&#039;d love nothing more than to summon up her winds and [[Murder|give you a big hug]]. Her exalts get a charm to instantly fall in love with people and then get bonuses for hurting them. She hates most sound though, hence the &amp;quot;Silent Wind&amp;quot; (and one of her charms is called Hateful Wretched Noise), so demons of Hell play loud music &#039;&#039;constantly&#039;&#039; in order to ward her off.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Ebon Dragon, the Shadow of All Things:&#039;&#039;&#039; The original sociopath. The elemental embodiment of dickishness, or more simply, opposing other beings from their goals, which is about all he knows how to do. He is the least mutilated of the yozis due to a timely surrender and is still capable of (mostly) rational thought. As such he is one of the prime movers in the demon city. He was responsible for cursing the solars (well telling the others how to do it and fueling it with their dying breaths) and was the driving force behind the Green Sun Princes. He is basically backstabbing everybody all the time, and if &#039;&#039;Return of the Scarlet Empress&#039;&#039; is to be believed he is so irredeemably treacherous even his own component souls are scheming against one another. Oh and he&#039;s also a stalker&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Kimbery, the Sea That Marched Against the Flame:&#039;&#039;&#039; The suffocating control freak to Adorjan&#039;s deranged stalker. If you&#039;re on her bad side she&#039;ll consume you under her acidic waves. If you&#039;re on her good side she&#039;ll lavish you with affection (usually in the form of acidic waves). Nobody survives Kimbery&#039;s attentions for too long one way or another.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Cytherea, the Mother of Creation:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Divine Ignition, she is the Big Bang itself. She helped wake the primordials and build creation. Beyond that not much is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Oramus, the Dragon Beyond the World:&#039;&#039;&#039; When the Celestial Incarnae and the Exalted Host imprisoned the Yozi, they assured themselves that escape was impossible. Then they glanced at the primordial whose&#039;s entire schtick is &amp;quot;impossible&amp;quot;, and realized that extra steps needed to be taken. They broke Oramus&#039;s wings, all seven hundred and seventy-seven of them, and wrapped him up inside a shell of his own self. So now the universe&#039;s most powerful reality hacker is trapped inside himself, becoming more and more insane. Needless to say, shit is going to get [[Dwarf Fortress|fun]] if he ever escapes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Isidoros, the Black Boar that Twists the Skies:&#039;&#039;&#039; A yozi who takes the form of an unstoppable rampaging black hole in the shape of a boar. Likes screwing destiny and penetrating things, dislikes rules and inevitability. Unsurprisingly the cause of mountains of slash fic both in and outside of canon. Currently in a bromance with Szoreny that may or may not include a &amp;quot;b&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Sacheverel, Who Knows the Shape of Things to Come:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Abhorrent Prophet Unimagined. Another yozi who had his fetich soul killed (because that&#039;s &#039;&#039;always&#039;&#039; a good idea)  and turned into a deranged seer as a result. While he sleeps he sees infallible visions of the present. If he should ever wake up he will see infallible visions of the future, forcing everyone to follow what he sees. &#039;&#039;Nobody&#039;&#039; wants Sacheverel to wake up. (Except maybe the SWLiHN.)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Hegra, the Typhoon of Nightmares:&#039;&#039;&#039; A storm of emotions and patron of traders. While she despises phyisical form, she loves fucking with people, demons and humans alike, by inciting riots of random emotions just to see what happens.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Elloge, the Sphere of Speech:&#039;&#039;&#039; Another victim of Fetich death, Elloge got gender swapped and turned into a silently moving sphere of linguistic concepts. &#039;&#039;&#039;Unlike&#039;&#039;&#039; most Fetich deaths, not overwhelmingly terrible for everyone as a result.  If you stumble into her by mistake prepare to engage in [[wat|narrative kung fu battles with the past participle tense]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Szoreny, the Silver Forest:&#039;&#039;&#039; A giant silver forest and mimic. Szoreny loves you, Szoreny hates you. He&#039;s the quickest way to travel around Malfeas if you don&#039;t mind running through a twisted house of mirror inhabited by clones. Probably the least maniacal of the Yozis, he&#039;s working on getting a pardon for himself and his sometimes boyfriend Isidoros so he can &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;have his revenge at long last&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; live in harmony with creation.  (Which may or may not involve conquering it first, but go back and read Malfeas&#039;s entry if you don&#039;t think that still qualifies him as &amp;quot;least maniacal.&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Metagaos, the All Hunger Blossom:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Tyranids|OMNOMNOM]]. A gigantic swamp that eats everything that steps within his confines, including abstract concepts, because haven&#039;t you been paying attention? Escape his grasp, you&#039;ll be riddled with diseases since he&#039;s devoured your &#039;&#039;health&#039;&#039;. Fail to, and you&#039;ll become a part of him as he devour your individuality. You&#039;ll know you&#039;re getting close when things start turning gray, because he&#039;s eaten all the color. There&#039;s only one way out of him, in fact there is only one possible direction to go, because he&#039;s devoured all the other directions. Not the paths, &#039;&#039;the concepts of those other directions&#039;&#039;. He&#039;s chewed holes in himself and pieces of his brother primordials have begun to bleed through. Those who pass through may have spent hours and found day have passed, or seconds and come out years later, as Metagaos has been chewing &#039;&#039;time itself&#039;&#039;. Adorjan would like him, as he devours sounds, but she likes silence for its solace and serenity, and Metagaos has eaten those things too.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Neverborn===&lt;br /&gt;
Some of the Primordials were slain before they could surrender, struck down by Ghost-Eating Technique and other such spirit-destroying powers. Since primordials can&#039;t even conceive of death, let alone think to program the reality they built to handle it, reality promptly shit a brick and jammed. Now they sit trapped between existence and nothingness, whispering to people about how they should really consider the merits of killing everything everywhere forever. Also, their name is also another name for their still-living kin (there is nothing extra, they just took a synonym and ran with it).&lt;br /&gt;
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On the one hand, they&#039;ve effectively been trapped at the very moment of death and can feel the mold eating their bodies forever - killing everything is the best way they can think of to simultaneously do that (freeing themselves from their torment via oblivion) and give one last middle finger to the people that killed them.  On the other hand, they could probably just let go of their primordial forms and go off into the wyld again, but they&#039;re forever stuck in a self-pitying downward spiral, too obsessed with their own depression and misery to actually improve their situations short of dragging everyone else down with them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Abhorrence of Life&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Father of Murder&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;He Who Holds In Thrall&#039;&#039;&#039; (while none of the Neverborn are really unique characters, this one was probably Mardukth)&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfected Principle of Consumption&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Tears of Want&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Whose Whispers Chain&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Dragon That Was&#039;&#039;&#039; - &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;What the fuck did you do?!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; If this guy shows up in your campaign it means you killed the Ebon Dragon (somehow?). There&#039;s not much fluff on what this means, except that it&#039;s all-but guaranteed to be bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Engine of Extinction&#039;&#039;&#039; - Similarly this is the result of what happens if you killed Autochthon, or let him die or whatever. Congratulations on turning one of the few benevolent cosmic entities in the game into the Rape-o-matic 9000.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Exalted]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Primordial</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2605:E000:7ECF:7F00:D933:69B0:C720:2AED: /* Neverborn */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Primordials in [[Exalted]] are the original gods of creation, birthed from chaos and responsible for just about everything that came after them. They are inscrutable to the point of being [[H.P. Lovecraft|Lovecraftian]], and tend to focus on one concept to the exclusion of all else. To simplify it primordials are the ultimate [[munchkin]]s. They&#039;re beings so hyper specialized that not only can they not perform tasks outside of their purview, they can&#039;t even understand them on a conceptual level.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although they were originally all bros the primordial war split them into two groups. The collaborators (who got cake) and the loyalists (who got soul lobotomies).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If looking for the elemental creatures [[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]] 4e called by this name, check out the [[Archomental]] article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Intact Primordials===&lt;br /&gt;
Originally all the primordials were alive, but following the great war only two remain fully intact.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia:&#039;&#039;&#039; Mother of Creation. Being one of the few primordials with anything passing for empathy she wisely sat out the war and survived. Wandered off the edge of nowhere looking for answers and hasn&#039;t come back since.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autochthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; The great maker. Got sick of his jerkass brothers and sisters wrecking his crap and sided with the humans (after operating on his fetich soul to install learning). Like the flatmate of a sociopath he got a little worried about sharing Creation with the  now triumphant (and cursed) exalted and decided to sleep outside. Currently has a terminal illness that runs around his body trying to murder the people living inside him, who already had enough to deal with from the fact that his genius never led him to invent the safety rail since machines can&#039;t hurt &#039;&#039;him&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Yozis===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Malfeas, the Demon City:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Maniac-Depressive former king of the Primordials. Even when he was intact he had problems wrapping his head around the concepts that other beings had opinions, or that he should care. Currently sewed inside his own stomach imprisoning his kin (or, if you&#039;re feeling unkind, turned inside-out and shoved &#039;&#039;&#039;up his own ass&#039;&#039;&#039;), he wants nothing more than to flip the proverbial table on Creation and start over, though only after torturing everything in it to death forever, at least twice.  Hates everything and everyone in Creation... but hates &#039;&#039;himself&#039;&#039; most of all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cecelyne, the Endless Desert:&#039;&#039;&#039; One-time head judge of the primordials and current insane desert, Cecelyne surrounds the Realm of Malfeas in an endless expanse. Her laws aren&#039;t as popular these days and mostly consist of &amp;quot;if you can kill it, then it belongs to you,&amp;quot; as part of a big, nihilistic thingummy to show the meaninglessness of all law. Word of God says that she is Borderline Personality Disorder incarnate.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;She Who Lives In Her Name, the Principle of Hierarchy:&#039;&#039;&#039; -  Obsessive-Compulsive She Who Lives was in charge of order and hierarchy back in the day, and recent events have only reinforced her longstanding belief that freedom is the problem with creation. She was only narrowly convinced to give her exalts free will, and seeks to rectify the condition whenever and wherever she can.  Also, blew up most of creation in a fit of pique after the war by smashing three of the orbiting crystal spheres that comprise her being into it, irrevocably reducing and damaging herself in the process.  May or may not have been Malfeas&#039;s lover before both of them went balls-out crazy, and usually has her absurdly-long, problematic-for-the-books&#039;-word-count name rendered as SWLiHN, or Swillin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Adorjan, the Silent Wind:&#039;&#039;&#039; Once Adrian, the river encompassing creation, she had her Fetich soul Lilike killed in the primordial war and turned into a howling windstorm. She&#039;s not really mad about it though. In fact she&#039;s happy as can be. She loves creation, she loves exalts, and she&#039;d love nothing more than to summon up her winds and [[Murder|give you a big hug]]. Her exalts get a charm to instantly fall in love with people and then get bonuses for hurting them. She hates most sound though, hence the &amp;quot;Silent Wind&amp;quot; (and one of her charms is called Hateful Wretched Noise), so demons of Hell play loud music &#039;&#039;constantly&#039;&#039; in order to ward her off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Ebon Dragon, the Shadow of All Things:&#039;&#039;&#039; The original sociopath. The elemental embodiment of dickishness, or more simply, opposing other beings from their goals, which is about all he knows how to do. He is the least mutilated of the yozis due to a timely surrender and is still capable of (mostly) rational thought. As such he is one of the prime movers in the demon city. He was responsible for cursing the solars (well telling the others how to do it and fueling it with their dying breaths) and was the driving force behind the Green Sun Princes. He is basically backstabbing everybody all the time, and if &#039;&#039;Return of the Scarlet Empress&#039;&#039; is to be believed he is so irredeemably treacherous even his own component souls are scheming against one another. Oh and he&#039;s also a stalker&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Kimbery, the Sea That Marched Against the Flame:&#039;&#039;&#039; The suffocating control freak to Adorjan&#039;s deranged stalker. If you&#039;re on her bad side she&#039;ll consume you under her acidic waves. If you&#039;re on her good side she&#039;ll lavish you with affection (usually in the form of acidic waves). Nobody survives Kimbery&#039;s attentions for too long one way or another.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cytherea, the Mother of Creation:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Divine Ignition, she is the Big Bang itself. She helped wake the primordials and build creation. Beyond that not much is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Oramus, the Dragon Beyond the World:&#039;&#039;&#039; When the Celestial Incarnae and the Exalted Host imprisoned the Yozi, they assured themselves that escape was impossible. Then they glanced at the primordial whose&#039;s entire schtick is &amp;quot;impossible&amp;quot;, and realized that extra steps needed to be taken. They broke Oramus&#039;s wings, all seven hundred and seventy-seven of them, and wrapped him up inside a shell of his own self. So now the universe&#039;s most powerful reality hacker is trapped inside himself, becoming more and more insane. Needless to say, shit is going to get [[Dwarf Fortress|fun]] if he ever escapes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Isidoros, the Black Boar that Twists the Skies:&#039;&#039;&#039; A yozi who takes the form of an unstoppable rampaging black hole in the shape of a boar. Likes screwing destiny and penetrating things, dislikes rules and inevitability. Unsurprisingly the cause of mountains of slash fic both in and outside of canon. Currently in a bromance with Szoreny that may or may not include a &amp;quot;b&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Sacheverel, Who Knows the Shape of Things to Come:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Abhorrent Prophet Unimagined. Another yozi who had his fetich soul killed (because that&#039;s &#039;&#039;always&#039;&#039; a good idea)  and turned into a deranged seer as a result. While he sleeps he sees infallible visions of the present. If he should ever wake up he will see infallible visions of the future, forcing everyone to follow what he sees. &#039;&#039;Nobody&#039;&#039; wants Sacheverel to wake up. (Except maybe the SWLiHN.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Hegra, the Typhoon of Nightmares:&#039;&#039;&#039; A storm of emotions and patron of traders. While she despises phyisical form, she loves fucking with people, demons and humans alike, by inciting riots of random emotions just to see what happens.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Elloge, the Sphere of Speech:&#039;&#039;&#039; Another victim of Fetich death, Elloge got gender swapped and turned into a silently moving sphere of linguistic concepts. &#039;&#039;&#039;Unlike&#039;&#039;&#039; most Fetich deaths, not overwhelmingly terrible for everyone as a result.  If you stumble into her by mistake prepare to engage in [[wat|narrative kung fu battles with the past participle tense]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Szoreny, the Silver Forest:&#039;&#039;&#039; A giant silver forest and mimic. Szoreny loves you, Szoreny hates you. He&#039;s the quickest way to travel around Malfeas if you don&#039;t mind running through a twisted house of mirror inhabited by clones. Probably the least maniacal of the Yozis, he&#039;s working on getting a pardon for himself and his sometimes boyfriend Isidoros so he can &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;have his revenge at long last&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; live in harmony with creation.  (Which may or may not involve conquering it first, but go back and read Malfeas&#039;s entry if you don&#039;t think that still qualifies him as &amp;quot;least maniacal.&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Metagaos, the All Hunger Blossom:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Tyranids|OMNOMNOM]]. A gigantic swamp that eats everything that steps within his confines, including abstract concepts, because haven&#039;t you been paying attention? Escape his grasp, you&#039;ll be riddled with diseases since he&#039;s devoured your &#039;&#039;health&#039;&#039;. Fail to, and you&#039;ll become a part of him as he devour your individuality. You&#039;ll know you&#039;re getting close when things start turning gray, because he&#039;s eaten all the color. There&#039;s only one way out of him, in fact there is only one possible direction to go, because he&#039;s devoured all the other directions. Not the paths, &#039;&#039;the concepts of those other directions&#039;&#039;. He&#039;s chewed holes in himself and pieces of his brother primordials have begun to bleed through. Those who pass through may have spent hours and found day have passed, or seconds and come out years later, as Metagaos has been chewing &#039;&#039;time itself&#039;&#039;. Adorjan would like him, as he devours sounds, but she likes silence for its solace and serenity, and Metagaos has eaten those things too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Neverborn===&lt;br /&gt;
Some of the Primordials were slain before they could surrender, struck down by Ghost-Eating Technique and other such spirit-destroying powers. Since primordials can&#039;t even conceive of death, let alone think to program the reality they built to handle it, reality promptly shit a brick and jammed. Now they sit trapped between existence and nothingness, whispering to people about how they should really consider the merits of killing everything everywhere forever. Also, their name is also another name for their still-living kin (there is nothing extra, they just took a synonym and ran with it).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the one hand, they&#039;ve effectively been trapped at the very moment of death and can feel the mold eating their bodies forever - killing everything is the best way they can think of to simultaneously do that (freeing themselves from their torment via oblivion) and give one last middle finger to the people that killed them.  On the other hand, they could probably just let go of their primordial forms and go off into the wyld again, but they&#039;re forever stuck in a self-pitying downward spiral, too obsessed with their own depression and misery to actually improve their situations short of dragging everyone else down with them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Abhorrence of Life&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Father of Murder&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;He Who Holds In Thrall&#039;&#039;&#039; (while none of the Neverborn are really unique characters, this one was probably Mardukth)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfected Principle of Consumption&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Tears of Want&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Whose Whispers Chain&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Dragon That Was&#039;&#039;&#039; - &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;What the fuck did you do?!&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; If this guy shows up in your campaign it means you killed the Ebon Dragon (somehow?). There&#039;s not much fluff on what this means, except that it&#039;s all-but guaranteed to be bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Engine of Extinction&#039;&#039;&#039; - Similarly this is the result of what happens if you killed Autochthon, or let him die or whatever. Congratulations on turning one of the few benevolent cosmic entities in the game into the rape-o-matic 9000.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Exalted]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://2d4chan.org/mediawiki/index.php?title=Primordial&amp;diff=388187</id>
		<title>Primordial</title>
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		<updated>2016-09-11T17:43:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;2605:E000:7ECF:7F00:D933:69B0:C720:2AED: /* Yozis */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Primordials in [[Exalted]] are the original gods of creation, birthed from chaos and responsible for just about everything that came after them. They are inscrutable to the point of being [[H.P. Lovecraft|Lovecraftian]], and tend to focus on one concept to the exclusion of all else. To simplify it primordials are the ultimate [[munchkin]]s. They&#039;re beings so hyper specialized that not only can they not perform tasks outside of their purview, they can&#039;t even understand them on a conceptual level.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although they were originally all bros the primordial war split them into two groups. The collaborators (who got cake) and the loyalists (who got soul lobotomies).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If looking for the elemental creatures [[Dungeons &amp;amp; Dragons]] 4e called by this name, check out the [[Archomental]] article.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Intact Primordials===&lt;br /&gt;
Originally all the primordials were alive, but following the great war only two remain fully intact.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Gaia:&#039;&#039;&#039; Mother of Creation. Being one of the few primordials with anything passing for empathy she wisely sat out the war and survived. Wandered off the edge of nowhere looking for answers and hasn&#039;t come back since.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Autochthon:&#039;&#039;&#039; The great maker. Got sick of his jerkass brothers and sisters wrecking his crap and sided with the humans (after operating on his fetich soul to install learning). Like the flatmate of a sociopath he got a little worried about sharing Creation with the  now triumphant (and cursed) exalted and decided to sleep outside. Currently has a terminal illness that runs around his body trying to murder the people living inside him, who already had enough to deal with from the fact that his genius never led him to invent the safety rail since machines can&#039;t hurt &#039;&#039;him&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Yozis===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Malfeas, the Demon City:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Maniac-Depressive former king of the Primordials. Even when he was intact he had problems wrapping his head around the concepts that other beings had opinions, or that he should care. Currently sewed inside his own stomach imprisoning his kin (or, if you&#039;re feeling unkind, turned inside-out and shoved &#039;&#039;&#039;up his own ass&#039;&#039;&#039;), he wants nothing more than to flip the proverbial table on Creation and start over, though only after torturing everything in it to death forever, at least twice.  Hates everything and everyone in Creation... but hates &#039;&#039;himself&#039;&#039; most of all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cecelyne, the Endless Desert:&#039;&#039;&#039; One-time head judge of the primordials and current insane desert, Cecelyne surrounds the Realm of Malfeas in an endless expanse. Her laws aren&#039;t as popular these days and mostly consist of &amp;quot;if you can kill it, then it belongs to you,&amp;quot; as part of a big, nihilistic thingummy to show the meaninglessness of all law. Word of God says that she is Borderline Personality Disorder incarnate.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;She Who Lives In Her Name, the Principle of Hierarchy:&#039;&#039;&#039; -  Obsessive-Compulsive She Who Lives was in charge of order and hierarchy back in the day, and recent events have only reinforced her longstanding belief that freedom is the problem with creation. She was only narrowly convinced to give her exalts free will, and seeks to rectify the condition whenever and wherever she can.  Also, blew up most of creation in a fit of pique after the war by smashing three of the orbiting crystal spheres that comprise her being into it, irrevocably reducing and damaging herself in the process.  May or may not have been Malfeas&#039;s lover before both of them went balls-out crazy, and usually has her absurdly-long, problematic-for-the-books&#039;-word-count name rendered as SWLiHN, or Swillin&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Adorjan, the Silent Wind:&#039;&#039;&#039; Once Adrian, the river encompassing creation, she had her Fetich soul Lilike killed in the primordial war and turned into a howling windstorm. She&#039;s not really mad about it though. In fact she&#039;s happy as can be. She loves creation, she loves exalts, and she&#039;d love nothing more than to summon up her winds and [[Murder|give you a big hug]]. Her exalts get a charm to instantly fall in love with people and then get bonuses for hurting them. She hates most sound though, hence the &amp;quot;Silent Wind&amp;quot; (and one of her charms is called Hateful Wretched Noise), so demons of Hell play loud music &#039;&#039;constantly&#039;&#039; in order to ward her off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;The Ebon Dragon, the Shadow of All Things:&#039;&#039;&#039; The original sociopath. The elemental embodiment of dickishness, or more simply, opposing other beings from their goals, which is about all he knows how to do. He is the least mutilated of the yozis due to a timely surrender and is still capable of (mostly) rational thought. As such he is one of the prime movers in the demon city. He was responsible for cursing the solars (well telling the others how to do it and fueling it with their dying breaths) and was the driving force behind the Green Sun Princes. He is basically backstabbing everybody all the time, and if &#039;&#039;Return of the Scarlet Empress&#039;&#039; is to be believed he is so irredeemably treacherous even his own component souls are scheming against one another. Oh and he&#039;s also a stalker&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Kimbery, the Sea That Marched Against the Flame:&#039;&#039;&#039; The suffocating control freak to Adorjan&#039;s deranged stalker. If you&#039;re on her bad side she&#039;ll consume you under her acidic waves. If you&#039;re on her good side she&#039;ll lavish you with affection (usually in the form of acidic waves). Nobody survives Kimbery&#039;s attentions for too long one way or another.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cytherea, the Mother of Creation:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Divine Ignition, she is the Big Bang itself. She helped wake the primordials and build creation. Beyond that not much is known about her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Oramus, the Dragon Beyond the World:&#039;&#039;&#039; When the Celestial Incarnae and the Exalted Host imprisoned the Yozi, they assured themselves that escape was impossible. Then they glanced at the primordial whose&#039;s entire schtick is &amp;quot;impossible&amp;quot;, and realized that extra steps needed to be taken. They broke Oramus&#039;s wings, all seven hundred and seventy-seven of them, and wrapped him up inside a shell of his own self. So now the universe&#039;s most powerful reality hacker is trapped inside himself, becoming more and more insane. Needless to say, shit is going to get [[Dwarf Fortress|fun]] if he ever escapes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Isidoros, the Black Boar that Twists the Skies:&#039;&#039;&#039; A yozi who takes the form of an unstoppable rampaging black hole in the shape of a boar. Likes screwing destiny and penetrating things, dislikes rules and inevitability. Unsurprisingly the cause of mountains of slash fic both in and outside of canon. Currently in a bromance with Szoreny that may or may not include a &amp;quot;b&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Sacheverel, Who Knows the Shape of Things to Come:&#039;&#039;&#039; The Abhorrent Prophet Unimagined. Another yozi who had his fetich soul killed (because that&#039;s &#039;&#039;always&#039;&#039; a good idea)  and turned into a deranged seer as a result. While he sleeps he sees infallible visions of the present. If he should ever wake up he will see infallible visions of the future, forcing everyone to follow what he sees. &#039;&#039;Nobody&#039;&#039; wants Sacheverel to wake up. (Except maybe the SWLiHN.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Hegra, the Typhoon of Nightmares:&#039;&#039;&#039; A storm of emotions and patron of traders. While she despises phyisical form, she loves fucking with people, demons and humans alike, by inciting riots of random emotions just to see what happens.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Elloge, the Sphere of Speech:&#039;&#039;&#039; Another victim of Fetich death, Elloge got gender swapped and turned into a silently moving sphere of linguistic concepts. &#039;&#039;&#039;Unlike&#039;&#039;&#039; most Fetich deaths, not overwhelmingly terrible for everyone as a result.  If you stumble into her by mistake prepare to engage in [[wat|narrative kung fu battles with the past participle tense]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Szoreny, the Silver Forest:&#039;&#039;&#039; A giant silver forest and mimic. Szoreny loves you, Szoreny hates you. He&#039;s the quickest way to travel around Malfeas if you don&#039;t mind running through a twisted house of mirror inhabited by clones. Probably the least maniacal of the Yozis, he&#039;s working on getting a pardon for himself and his sometimes boyfriend Isidoros so he can &amp;lt;strike&amp;gt;have his revenge at long last&amp;lt;/strike&amp;gt; live in harmony with creation.  (Which may or may not involve conquering it first, but go back and read Malfeas&#039;s entry if you don&#039;t think that still qualifies him as &amp;quot;least maniacal.&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Metagaos, the All Hunger Blossom:&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Tyranids|OMNOMNOM]]. A gigantic swamp that eats everything that steps within his confines, including abstract concepts, because haven&#039;t you been paying attention? Escape his grasp, you&#039;ll be riddled with diseases since he&#039;s devoured your &#039;&#039;health&#039;&#039;. Fail to, and you&#039;ll become a part of him as he devour your individuality. You&#039;ll know you&#039;re getting close when things start turning gray, because he&#039;s eaten all the color. There&#039;s only one way out of him, in fact there is only one possible direction to go, because he&#039;s devoured all the other directions. Not the paths, &#039;&#039;the concepts of those other directions&#039;&#039;. He&#039;s chewed holes in himself and pieces of his brother primordials have begun to bleed through. Those who pass through may have spent hours and found day have passed, or seconds and come out years later, as Metagaos has been chewing &#039;&#039;time itself&#039;&#039;. Adorjan would like him, as he devours sounds, but she likes silence for its solace and serenity, and Metagaos has eaten those things too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Neverborn===&lt;br /&gt;
Some of the Primordials were slain before they could surrender, struck down by Ghost-Eating Technique and other such spirit-destroying powers. Since primordials can&#039;t even conceive of death, let alone think to program the reality they built to handle it, reality promptly shit a brick and jammed. Now they sit trapped between existence and nothingness, whispering to people about how they should really consider the merits of killing everything everywhere forever. Also, their name is also another name for their still-living kin (there is nothing extra, they just took a synonym and ran with it).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the one hand, they&#039;ve effectively been trapped at the very moment of death and can feel the mold eating their bodies forever - killing everything is the best way they can think of to simultaneously do that (freeing themselves from their torment via oblivion) and give one last middle finger to the people that killed them.  On the other hand, they could probably just let go of their primordial forms and go off into the wyld again, but they&#039;re forever stuck in a self-pitying downward spiral, too obsessed with their own depression and misery to actually improve their situations short of dragging everyone else down with them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Abhorrence of Life&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Father of Murder&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;He Who Holds In Thrall&#039;&#039;&#039; (while none of the Neverborn are really unique characters, this one was probably Mardukth)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Perfected Principle of Consumption&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Tears of Want&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Whose Whispers Chain&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Dragon That Was&#039;&#039;&#039; - What the fuck did you do? If this guy shows up in your campaign it means you killed the Ebon Dragon (somehow?). There&#039;s not much fluff on what this means, except that it&#039;s all-but guaranteed to be bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Engine of Extinction&#039;&#039;&#039; - Similarly this is the result of what happens if you killed Autochthon, or let him die or whatever. Congratulations on turning one of the few benevolent cosmic entities in the game into the rape-o-matic 9000.&lt;br /&gt;
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