Extra Heresy

2020-05-20T22:18:57Z

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[[Extra Heresy]], also known as '''Double Heresy''', is a form of [[Heresy]] so Heretical that it causes everyone in the room to drop everything and stare in awe of how Heretical it is. The term was coined by [[Commissar Fuklaw]].

Some ways to define Extra Heresy:
# An extremely intense variety of normal heresy
# Something that's heretical even for Chaos (i.e. a pacifist [[Bloodletter]])
# [[Matt Ward|Something that tampers the lore of an established franchise]]
# Something that just makes you [[RAGE]] with the intensity of a thousand supernovas (not always interchangeable with the term [[cancer]], which implies disgust rather than outrage)
# Something that the mere mention of which violates you to your core

Extra Heresy is punishable by [[Exterminatus]] of the heretic and their kind.

...Followed by revivification, followed by further Exterminatus.

==Things that are considered Extra Heresy (With reasons why it classifies as such)==

* [[Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position|6th Edition]]
* [[Daemonette]]s
* [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]: Enough said.
* [[C.S. Goto]]
* [[Ian Watson]]
* [[Khornate Knights]]
* [[Female Space Marines]]
* [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3264868/ Sonic the Hedgehog]
* [[My Little Pony|Ponies]] who aren't in [[Board-tans/mlp|their containment board]].
* [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]: (Read reason above)
* ALL of the Grey Knights for [[Kaldor Draigo|some reaso-]]{{BLAM}}
* [[Furries]]: Human traitors that choose to become xeno scum.
* [[Brony|Furry-Bronies]], even in their containment board.
* [[Chaos Spawn]] since just mentioning it causes to you t-AAUGHBLACIFTHFG
* [[FATAL]]
* [[Squad Broken]] (We're struggling to figure out if there's a level above Extra Heresy to describe it)
* Fanboys, Fangirls, or [[Meme|Fan Attack Helicopt-]]{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|NO.}}
* [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]
* <s>[[Dark Angels]]</s> <s>[[Furries|Space Wolves]]</s> Definitely [[Dark Angels]].
*[[Cultist-Chan]]
*[[Heresy]] is extra heresy. Shut u- {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|SPEAKING ABOUT HERESY IS HERESY!}}
* Xenos love (as per [[Commissar Fuklaw]] stated, but i'm willing to tr... {{BLAM}})
*<s>Skub</s>
* [[Roboute Guilliman|Rowboat]] and [[Belisarius Cawl|Cawl]] trying to upstage [[The God-Emperor of Mankind|Big-E]]'s work with the [[Primaris Space Marines|Primaris Marines]].
* [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]
* Anything in relation to half-breeds, the actual names of which is not worth mentioning.{{BLAM|if only all anons were like this one}}
* Winx Club, especially the later seasons. But, Greta likes the later sea-{{BLAM}}
* <s>The concept of Taco Fridays. (It’s Freedom Friday anyway)</s> {{BLAM|HERESY!!!}} {{*BLAM*}} Taco Friday was the invention of the [[TTS|Man-Emperor of Mankind]]!
* Saying that Taco Tuesday is on Friday. ([[Magnus The Red| the powers of chaos prevail]]) {{BLAM|DAMMIT MAGNUS}}
* Mentioning the name of the traitor of the Imperium, Kasey Boon. I would say tha- {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|SHIPPING KASEMERALD IS HERESY!!!!!}}
* The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy.
* Oh and did we mention [[Matthew Ward|Matt Ward]]
* Nothing and Everything in relation to Choas............... saved myself there
* She-Ra and The Princesses of Power's grand finale. And it shows! {{BLAM|YOU CANNOT KISS AND THE VENOM WILL GO AWAY, YOU STUPID HOMOSEXUAL FUNDAMENTALIST! THERE ARE BLACK WIDOWS IN THE US. THERE'S A REASON WHY THEY ARE IN A CASE WITH AIR AND YET THEY DO NOT ESCAPE! THE FEMALES HAVE THE MOST DEADLIEST NEUROTOXIN IN THE WORLD AND IT CAN KILL ELEPHANTS. THE VERY ONES THAT HANNIBAL BARCA TOOK TO THE ALPS! WHAT KIND OF A JACKASS OF A WRITER WROTE THIS AND DIDN'T THINK IT THROUGH?}}

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