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Krom Dragongaze

2019-12-19T00:18:29Z

2A01:E0A:25A:91B0:80E7:2AC6:7DCF:163F: /* Tabletop */

[[File:Krom dr.jpg|300px|thumb|right]]A Wolf Lord of the [[Space Wolves]]. His Great Company is called the Drakeslayers. Krom is a short-tempered, rebellious, and frequently violent individual whose discipline and self-control are appalling even by Space Wolf standards. That said, he believes in rewarding success and repaying favors, and channels his pathological need to prove his badassery into protecting the people of the Imperium. He also has a quality nearly unheard of in the 41st Millennium: he makes a genuine effort to learn from and atone for his mistakes.

Krom also one of the few Space Wolves to deviate of the usual wolfing to the wolf degree, with a [[awesome|dragon theme for himself and his company]]. What the Salamanders think about this is unknown.

==List of Deeds==
=== Staring Contest ===
One day [[Lukas the Trickster]] bet Krom that he couldn't outstare the sun. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Krom took the bet and spent a full day staring into the sun, going blind in one eye in the process. He ultimately called it a draw when the sun set.

=== Comorragh Holiday ===
While looking for the missing Logan Grimnar, Krom was captured by [[Dark Eldar]]. He fought in the arenas of Comorragh, managing to [[Awesome|kill a Talos while his armor was unpowered and he had no weapon, not to mention that he was drugged out of his mind by the pesky xenos.]] He wound up working with a couple [[Dark Angels]] to escape.

=== Alaric Prime ===
Long story short, Krom felt sidelined and decided to hunt down Grukk Face-Rippa with only a small task force of Drakeslayers. This [[Fail|was a complete disaster. He didn't kill the warboss, but got his own ass kicked.]] Naturally, [[Logan Grimnar]] called him out on his stupidity. Later on in the battle, Krom led the Imperial forces, but only after most of the fighting was done. This embarrassed the shit out of Krom, and highlighted his unreliability.

=== Wrath of Magnus ===
While mostly in the background during this one, Krom did volunteer for inglorious guard duty as part of atoning for the above-mentioned mess. He also managed to help out the Grey Knights and contributed to proving the loyalty of the Wolves.

== Tabletop ==

{| class=wikitable
! || Pts || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
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| '''Krom Dragongaze:''' || 75 || 2+ || 2+ || 4 || 4 || 5 || 5 || 9 || 3+
|}

He's mostly a bog-standard Wolf Lord with a Master-Crafted Frost Axe (Strengh +2 AP -2 D3 Damage). He does have a few tricks up his sleeve, like re-rolling failed 1 to hit and his Fierce-Eye ability forcing the enemy to substract 1 from their leadership. He is rather squishly (3+ save, 4+ invuln with 5 wounds.), but can stand his ground against majority of the characters (if they dont have damage 3 or more).

With the latest Chapter Approved (being 2019), Krom has gone down to 75 points meaning that an equally equipped Wolf Lord would cost 5 points more.

{{Marines-Characters}}

[[Category:Space Wolves]]

Logan Grimnar

2019-12-19T00:12:37Z

2A01:E0A:25A:91B0:80E7:2AC6:7DCF:163F: /* On the Tabletop */

[[Image:LoganGrimnar.jpg|thumb|Right|350px|Calgar wishes he was this cool... or old. Wait...that white star on his right shoulder...it has [[Chaos|'''''eight points''''']]]].
{{Topquote|Logan Grimnar, Bloody-Handed Warrior, he [[Khorne|piles the skulls of his enemies]], he builds a mound of the fallen, his foes weep rivers of blood."<br>"Logan Grimnar, strong wolf of the pack, his Axe hungers for red flesh, his guns thirst for battle, he laughs amidst the war-din."<br>"Logan Grimnar, father of wolves, his sons haunt his enemies, slay them where they falter and bring their pelts to Fenris.|from The Saga Of The Old Wolf (excerpt)}}

{{Topquote|1=<span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>Even a Grot knows dat da King of da Wolf Boyz is da biggest and da baddest Space Marine da ever was. E's bigga den a Deff Dread, wiff a 'ead like a Gnasher Squig but... hairier. E's got six arms and dey all made of shooty bits and choppas and spikey bitz and if ya shoot at him e don't care kuz e's too tough. E's voice is so loud e can shout at the sky and make it fall down, and if e gives you a wallop den bits of you go everywhere like when Grogruk ate dat stikkbomb fer a dare. Even Gork and Mork think e's hard.</span>|2=Nozbrog, Ork Boy, on Logan Grimnar}}

[[Image:Stormrider.jpg|thumb|350px|right|7th Edition gave the old man the opportunity to finally be Santa Claus...except more wolfier.]]
Logan Grimnar is <s>Santa Claus</s> Chapter Master of the [[Space Wolves]], and all-around cool guy. He has been the Space Wolves Chapter master for over 700 years and has been kicking ass even longer, making him one of the oldest Chapter Masters, after [[Dante]] of the Blood Angels. He has shown great battle prowess and his thirst for [[Khorne|blood]] rivals that of their mighty Primarch, [[Leman Russ]]. As such, he is said to be the greatest living warrior in the Imperium. Grimnar wears a suit of [[terminator]] armour equipped with a storm bolter and carries his trusty axe Morkai (which he got from beating the shit out of a [[Chaos]] champion and stealing it from him, then beating the corruption out of the daemon weapon until it submitted to him).

The [[Ecclesiarchy]] does not like him, and has charged him on multiple counts of treason and [[heresy]] for being a decent person to the Imperial Guard and other non-Astartes organizations. Like after the [[Armageddon]] War (in which he actually managed to make [[Angron]] even [[RAGE|ANGRIER]]), when those assholes in the [[Inquisition]] decided to purge all the Guardsmen who fought there because they were "tainted" or some shit (Which makes zero sense as the Imperial Guard fights chaos all the time) and Grimnar called them out on their dickery. As a result, the Inquisition keeps clear of [[Fenris]] whenever it can, for fear of what might happen. Yes, you read that right. The Inquisition has no fear of the heretic, the xeno, or the daemon, but Logan Grimnar? He gives them fucking night terrors. There is good reason for this, though. Can you imagine how pissed the entirety of the Adeptus Astartes would be if the Inquisition went after a First Founding Chapter for little more reason than "they wouldn't let us murder a planet they saved". The Inquisition had best pray the [[Celestial Lions]] don't run into any Space Wolves on their way to Terra (stubborn, aren't they?), or their organization might not exist for much longer. ''(Unfortunately the CLs' Terran delegation was rekt mysteriously. Sob.)

When that fucking failure [[Abaddon]] kicked off the [[13th Black Crusade]], good ol' [[Creed]] knew just the person to call. See, Grimnar is an old drinking buddy of the clever Cadian (which says a lot about Creed's stamina, as Space Wolves only drink [[Fenris]]ian), and when the massed Legions of Chaos came knocking on the Cadian Gate he knew the Old Wolf would have his back. Grimnar rocked up and ran the show, combining his testosterone fueled manliness with the brass balls of Creed to put the Armless Wonder back in his place. He was named Supreme Commander of the Imperial Forces, which included Ecclesiarchy and Inquisition Forces, who took it about as well as you would expect. He then proceeded to fucking [[fail]] and [[Cadia]] got destroyed.

In the meantime, [[Magnus the Red]] was once again up to no good and Logan had to hurry back [[Fenris|home]] to get the damn Nerd King off his lawn. [[awesome|Which he managed to do]], but The Fenris system was still pretty fucked by a combination of [[Thousand Sons|nerds]], [[Death Guard|fa/tg/uys]], [[Dark Angels|closet heretics]] and [[Grey Knights|gay knights]]; and at present the Chief Wolf is shaking his head as to how he's going to sort out this ungodly mess and what the hell he's supposed to do with [[Primaris Marines|Rawbutt Girlyman's gift]]. Psyche, it gets fixed by the [[Indomitus Crusade]], and he tosses the new boys in with the old with little issues; some of them even going on to finally start to make Russ' "Sons of Russ" successor chapter dream a [[Wolfspear|reality]].

He is the only known [[furry]] that you can think is FUCKING AWESOME without being [[Commissar|HERE-BLAMMED]].

No relation to [[Warriors of Chaos|Wulfrik, Garmr Hrodvitner, Valmir Aesling, Sven Bloody-Hand]] nor any other Norscan.

He also has a hover-chariot pulled by wolves as of 7E. We have no fucking clue as to why this is a thing.

==Logan Grimnar and the Inquisition==
Logan Grimnar is thought to be something of a renegade by the Inquisition and the Administratum, particularly for his actions after the First War for Armageddon. The Inquisition thought that everyone but themselves and the Space Marines who participated in the war were tainted by Chaos. In addition, the Administratum didn't want people to find out that the Imperium was weaker than they said it was, since Angron's forces had decimated Armageddon's population and cities. So they ordered the PDF, all the serving guardsmen, and civilians of Armageddon to be sterilized and rounded up into work camps to slave for the rest of their short lives while Armageddon is re-populated. There was also the order of mind-wiping his marines due to them witnessing the Grey Knights.

Naturally, this horrified and pissed off Grimnar ([[Noblebright|who thought this was a complete insult to everyone who gave everything they had to stop Angron's rampage]]), and he ordered his forces to protect all the departing Imperial Guard troop carriers with his fleet, but he forbade his soldiers from firing on the Inquisition, at least at first. This action naturally pissed-off the Inquisition. While not in open war, some ''very'' bad blood existed between the two parties, more specifically between Logan and Inquisitor Lord Ghesmei Kysnaros, the inquisitor responsible for purging the old population of Armageddon. Eventually the Inquisition under the guise that they wanted to bury the hatchet, decided to negotiate a truce with the Space Wolves in neutral space....then the stupid started to commence.

The Inquisition and Grey Knights opened fire on the Space Wolves' fleet, with the Space Wolves losing 3 ships and having 1 crippled. Apparently, instead of trying to reach a mutual understanding, the Inquisition thought that it was a better idea to force the Space Wolves to surrender and force them to take a crusade of penance. You can imagine how the Old Wolf took this. So, he was brought into the Grey Knights command ship, under the guise of opening diplomatic channels, though when he arrived he proceeded to behead Grand Master Joros' for firing on his fleet. The Wolves tried to teleport back to their ships, but when the teleport temporarily failed, they gunned down four justicars with their Storm Bolters and said their farewells. [[The Guy Who Cried Grendel|Apparently, either Logan's totally not heretical daemon axe grew Instant Death out of nowhere, or else our Spiritual Liege lent to the Space Wolves the Ultramarines' piped metaphysical dices]][[Bullshit|, a shame Chaos demons & marines can't deal with Grey Knights so easily]].

This lead to a period of time called "The Months of Shame", in which the Space Wolves became more hostile, throwing aside their earlier passive resistance, even destroying a number of Inquisition ships in revenge for their earlier betrayal.

The Inquisition (who generally aren't the type to admit a mistake or apologize to anyone), decided to go to Fenris loaded for bear (or wolf, in this case). In addition to the Inquisition storm troopers, they also called upon more grey knight vessels and the entire Red Hunters chapter(!) of space marines. The Inquisition intended to bring Wolves to heel (pun intended) with the power of the Inquisition and force them into a penitent crusade for their action through a show of strength. This may seem like a giant ego trip on the part of the Inquisition, but keep in mind that a lot of an Inquisitor's power comes from fear and a facade of omnipotence. By challenging that, the Space Wolves could potentially erode the inquisition's power, and thus their ability to do their rather vital work.

[[Image:Meme_Warhammer_40K%2C_No_Lives_Matter%2C_Only_The_Imperium_of_Man.jpg|thumb|350px|right|The [[Marines Malevolent|official stance]] of the [[Imperium]] (and presumably of most of the Adeptus Astartes) on the Months of Shame.]]

The Inquisition landed on Fenris to "negotiate" a peace agreement with the guns of their fleet aimed at the Fang the whole time. While The Fang is one of the most formidable fortifications in the galaxy, only rivaled by the Keep Inviolate, [[The Rock]], and the Emperor's Palace on Holy Terra, at that time The Fang was barely manned, what with most of the chapter being deployed elsewhere, the threat was very real. As "negotiations' began the majority of the Wolves' fleet jumped into the system and engaged the Inquisition Armada (normally one would think that a single chapter's fleet against an entire armada would be pretty one sided, but the space wolves have an almost hilariously formidable fleet. They have EIGHT battle barges (A truly staggering number given most chapters only have '''one''' of these big capital ships on average) and THIRTY FUCKING STRIKE CRUISERS. THIRTY. During the fighting, Logan and a force of 20 [[Terminator]]s, boarded inquisitor Lord Kysnaros' ship and slaughtered the crew, along with the inquisitor.

But in the end, the Space Wolves could not hope to defeat the forces of the Ordo Malleus and an entire Space Marine chapter at the same time without horrendous losses on both sides (which would be detrimental to them and the Imperium as a whole), so Bjorn told Logan to cut his shit out. The chapter was more important than any human survivors, and the inquisitor who had started the whole mess was dead. Due in no small part to the remaining Inquisitors and Grey Knights being awed at being in Bjorn's presence (after all, he fought beside E-Money back in the day), the Space Wolves and the Inquisition settled everything and broke off the current conflict. They didn't declare the Space Wolves heretics and Logan reluctantly let go of his vendetta, if not his rage.

To this day however, Ol' Grimmy still hates the Administratum and the Inquisition for their actions on Armageddon; the latter in particular for their altercation. The advice of Ulrik the Slayer and the gentle "advice" of Bjorn keep Logan from renewing hostilities. While the Inquisition takes great care not to get on the Space Wolves' bad side anymore, lest they risk a war with one of the only loyalist chapters who has the balls to give them the middle finger and say: "Fuck you, we do what we want". And yet, just because of Bjorn's [[Omnissiah|deus ex machina]], [[Wat|the Inquisition has been very generous]], because any other Chapter would get excomunicated or sent into a crusade of penance for less than what they did, such as doing Exterminatus on an undevelopped baseline agriworld populated mostly by mutant workers being slaved away ; in all likeliness though the "Months of Shame" may simply be a way to explain conflicts between the Grey Knights and the Space Wolves in the wargame. Except, not really. Because if the Inquisition didn't settle things, they'd have been fucked. The rest of the Astartes would not tolerate a Chapter, especially [[Horus Heresy|a First Founding Chapter, being either destroyed or forced on a penance crusade]] for ''defending Imperial citizens.'' If it can happen to the Space Wolves, it can happen to them. So, if the Inquisition won, the Inquisition would have been exterminated as an organization that relies on merely human intellect to succeed and survive is '''''fucked''''' against super-human intellect with a vendetta.

That said, while Logan hates the Inquisition as a whole, he still gives individual Inquisitors a fair shake if they're willing to prove themselves, which we see in the second book in [[Ragnar Blackmane]]'s series of novels.

==On the Tabletop==

{| class=wikitable
! || Pts || M || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
|-
| '''Logan Grimnar:''' || 140 || 5 || 2+ || 2+ || 4 || 4 || 7 || 5 || 10 || 2+/4++
|}

Now Logan costs 140 points / 155 on Stormrider. He is not LOW anymore, taking his deserved place near other HQ. His Axe still has 2 profiles: One-handed - S +2, AP -3, DMG D3; Two-handed - S x2, AP -3, DMG 3 (-1 to hit roll, though). He got special rules too, first - Chapter Master: re-roll failed hit rolls for friendly SPACE WOLVES within 6" of him (NICE!) plus with his Saga of Majesty the bubble is now 9" if he is your Warlord(EVEN NICER!), second - High King of Fenris: ALL Wolf Guard do not need to take Morale tests (at all, meaning they are technically fearless). Gear wise he still has a Storm Bolter (Rapid Fire 2 now), and the option to take STORMRIDER (yeah!) This makes him a VEHICLE now, with the same combat stats stats but Movement 10/7/4, a Toughness of 6, 12 wounds and a regular 2+ save (at last). However, they let him re-roll charges on the sled and also get 6/5/4 S5 AP-1 D1 hits after his attacks have been resolved. With codex he got point reduction with almost no changes (except for 2+ save on chariot and 9'inches aura, thx to his warlord trait). It is probably still better to take him on foot, as all models with 10+ wounds can be picked as a target even in a mass of bodies.
That being said, his speed and abilities synergize very well with thunderwolf cavalry, and his 4++ makes him surprisingly resilient against lascannons. Add an Ironpriest on thunderwolf to the mix, and you can repair Stormrider on the run. An expensive little blob, but hits hard enough to bring down small titans!

==Logan Grimnar gets a talking to==
"Brothers, brothers, let us call the grand convocation of chapter masters to order."

Slowly hush descended as various post human supermen put down glasses of wine or forkfuls of food, all save for Pedro Kantor and Helbrecht who were eating large spoonfuls of chocolate pudding whilst staring at Vladimir Pugh making loud mmmmmm noises. Pugh's face was growing redder by the second.

"Brothers, order please!" Dante of the Blood Angels slammed a fist on the lectern.

"I have called this conference to discuss a very pressing problem, I speak of course of the wolf issue."

Angry muttering filled the room, the Space Wolves new armoury had caused consternation in the fellow astartes chapters.

"Logan Grimnar, you and I have known each other for hundreds of years, we have fought by each other's side more times than I can remember so as a friend I have brought you here to tell you that this shit has to stop. We could cope with the Wolf Guard, fuck it we could even deal with everything being called wolf but this." A picture of the the wolf sled appeared on the holo projector "This has to stop friend."

"Hypocrite!" bellowed a Space Wolf. "Don't think we've forgotten about deep striking land raiders, or the obsession with blood."

"At least they're not furries!" a voice yelled and was met by a cheer.

Now it was Grimnar's turn to stand.

"Hunting Fenrisian wolves is part of our culture, we have a right to take trophies."

"So do we," rumbled Tu'shan of the Salamanders, "but you don't see us with ears and tail." He gave a worried look at his Firedrakes as they were each covered with horns and scales and made a mental note to have a chat with them back on Nocturne.

"Logan we do not wish to insult you but we just wanted to show you how far-"

"You have come to being a total faggot!" yelled Gabriel Seth who threw a bread roll for added emphasis.

Logan gave a sigh as the roll stuck to the wolf pelt on his armor.

"Brothers, surely you can forgive a first founding chapter their..." he glanced at the wolf swords of his Wolf Guard "their little eccentricities, have we not done much for the cause of the Imperium. By our actions, the Inquisition have been told to back off from interfering in the affairs of our chapters and by our blades have countless innocent lives been saved" (muttering greeted this statement as the definition of 'innocent' was one that was up for close debate amongst the various chapters). "We all after all have our iconography, the Dark Angels bolt stonework to everything, the Salamanders have their scales, we have our wolves I find it breathtaking" Logan's voice raised to a deafening yell "that other chapters would have the audacity to interfere-"

"You make us all look ridiculous!" yelled a Silver Skull.

The debate raged for two hours more until eventually the Great Wolf and his Wolf Guard were driven from the hall in a hail of bread rolls and catcalls.

Later Logan found himself trudging the deep passages of the Fang, lost in his own thoughts, he had exchanged his armour for the loose tunics the Wolves wore when not in battle and his footsteps echoed through the dimly lit corridors he passed Murderfang being wrestled into containment by a trio of Iron Priests.

"YIFF!" it screamed gnashing at the air "YIFF! YIFF! YIFF!" Logan winced and carried onward to an ornate vault which swung open at his touch.

"LOGAN!" a voice boomed from the darkness "What brings you here this night?"

In an jewel encrusted alcove stood the squat form of Bjorn the Fell Handed, the ancient dreadnought beckoned with a claw.

"Come Logan, sit and tell me what ails you boy."

Logan pulled a short three legged stool from a corner, noting the mating wolves carved on the top. The Great Wolf sank forward head in his hands.

"Where did it all go wrong Bjorn? We used to be feared and loved. Everyone wanted to be us. When the chapter walked and met it's fellows, they would respect us. Now they laugh."

There was a mechanical sigh from the sarcophagus.

"It's because we just aren't scary anymore son. We used to be gods, we were downright terrifying. Do you know why people used to join us back in the day?"

"For honour, for being selected to fight in the Allfather's crusade?

"WRONG" yelled Bjorn "It wasn't for honour. It wasn't to see the stars. Sure as shit wasn't to pansy around with the Allfather, it was for these reasons: drinking, fighting, bitches. Becoming an astartes gave you lots of all three. We were supermen for crying out loud, all young and fired up and ready to go. People were scared of us not because we loved death but because we LOVED LIFE, we loved BEING an astartes, we loved the blood and booze and the pillaging. We were raiders and reavers and lunatics. You," Bjorn pointed a claw at Logan "have lost sight of that. "We had enthusiasm."

"But what does this have to with the whole 'wolf thing'?"

"Because you think the wolf thing was what gave us identity, made us special but it wasn't. What made us special was that we were sweaty beardy angry savages with guns and gene implants. We wore the teeth and totems to remind us of home. Wolves didn't define us, they were a part of the rich primal heritage of Fenris, one symbol amongst many."

==We Space Santa Now==
[[Image:Santa-Logan-Grimnar.jpg|thumb|Right|350px|HOHOHO! MERRY <s>WOLF DAY</s> CANDLEMAS, HERETIC!!]]
It is told amongst children of the Imperium, that if you are a good non-heretical boy, and recite your psalms to the Emperor before bedtime, on one magical night of the Imperial calendar, a merry bearded astartes will bring gifts of wolves, mead, and the slaughter of heretics to your system. Of course, all the bad boys get melta bombs in their presents.

Logan-clause resides in the north pole of the Imperium, Fenris, working all year round in his workshop at the top of the Fang, with his band of merry elfstartes, artificing toys, and wolves and boltguns for all good children.

{{Marines-Characters}}

[[Category:Space Wolves]]
[[Category:Space Marines Chapter Masters]]

Lukas the Trickster

2019-12-19T00:09:38Z

2A01:E0A:25A:91B0:80E7:2AC6:7DCF:163F: /* Tabletop */

[[File:Lukas the Trickster2.jpg|350px|thumbnail|right|Space Marines that are versed in the art of [[Troll|Trolling]] exist, and Lukas is the Godfather of them all.]]
In a chapter known for its rebellious streak and tendency to stick a middle finger up at larger [[Imperial]] authority to get shit done, Lukas the Trickster of the [[Space Wolves]] (also called the Strifeson, the Laughing One, the Jackalwolf, and That Enormous Prick; the last by both enemies and lovers) stands out for his legendary example of these...traits. He is despised by half the Wolf Lords for his constant mooning them during council meetings but does he care? Nah, he sees it all as part of the fun. He has never made it out of the Blood Claw packs due to his perceived immaturity but there is no denying his skills are far beyond most Wolf Guards and then some.

He also has renown as a serial shagger amongst the womenfolk of [[Fenris]] with the stamina of a herd of stallions; on one famed occasion, he famously once slept with a dozen women in one night. That might sound stupid, but Space Wolves recruit them relatively old, Fenris could be like some of Earth's historical societies where a boy became a man at age 13 (thus being able to start having sex then, if not slightly earlier) and the Space Wolves are famous for not becoming asexual with multiple Space Wolf characters still displaying sexual attraction to various women, so this could have happened at anytime. In the novel with his name, Lukas stated he also has tons of illegitimate children or other assorted descendants (one of the female characters who has his hair and eyes is all but stated to be one of his descendants) and he secretly goes around looking after his bastard children when he's not doing Space Marine stuff (that's surprisingly responsible and manly of him) with the implication he still sleeps around. It's also worth remembering that it is never stated that the Astartes are sterile, they're just conditioned to ignore sexual impulses as distractions, but the Space Wolves don't seem to do it because they consider getting laid a lot to be a sign of manly warrior strength to boast and laugh about at the mess hall. Keep in mind that Space Marines technically aren't genetically modified. They are filled with growth hormones of various kinds (probably mostly ones that don't occur naturally in addition to testosterone) to make them big, biological and artificial implants are stuck in them and various body parts are replaced (eyes and ears for instance) and the progenoid manages these implants and ensures the body does not reject them (usually). But, growth hormone treatment is not genetic alteration. They're still normal humans with extra stuff added to them, so they would still be able to have perfectly normal human children provided they still had dicks (a point of contention since GW has gone back and forth on whether they have them or not). In fact, they'd probably be very virile.

The only reason Logan Grimnar has not exiled him from the Chapter is because he recognizes that Lukas represents the rebellious nature of the Wolves and because for all of his antics, he still gets the job done and gets it done well. Also, the other half of the Wolf Lords think he's hilarious.

Since his induction he has shown his penchant for playing 'tricks' on others, although his victims are in little agreement over the humour of it. He locked an [[Inquisitor]]ial Delegation in a grox breeding pen while the creatures were in heat (saucy) and spiked the drink of the Wolf Lord Hrothgar with some bloat-toad venom. These acts have led him to gain something of a cult following amongst the Blood Claws, as big an asshole as he is. Currently he is attached to [[Ragnar Blackmane]]'s company, that being the only group of hot headed idiots capable of stomaching the crazy lout. It helps that Blackmane, who is still a Bloodclaw at heart, is one of the Wolf Lords who thinks Lukas is hilarious.

When he turns his tricks on the Imperium's enemies however they produce stunning results (perhaps the only reason the Wolf Lords have never kicked him out of the nearest airlock, that and a belief that if they tried then he'd somehow be the one in the ship and they'd be spacing themselves). He caused an [[Ork]] civil war with a series of faked transmissions; used a necrovirus on the cell of [[Dark Mechanicus|traitor Mechanicus]] adepts that made it in the first place; and caused a bunch of [[Word Bearers]] to land on thin ice, resulting in hundreds of traitor marine deaths, including the [[Chaos Lord]] (that alone would make any battle brother go down in history for grand efforts of trolling and earn a gold star from the Emperor).

His second finest dick move was using ancient tech to good effect during an Ork Waaagh. As the creatures attempted to conquer a planet, Lukas flicked the climate controls from 'normal' to 'chill motha' fuckas!'. When the great company arrived in force they found the orks were little more than ice statues and the temperature a pleasant reminder of home to them. This is also a terrifying example of how ridiculously advanced Dark Age humanity was.

Lukas was only beaten once and by the mad [[Dark Eldar]] corsair [[Duke Sliscus]], who removed Lukas' secondary heart as a parting gift and kicked him out an airlock (which the Wolf Lords had wet dreams about; if it wasn't for the fact that Sliscus was a mood-swinging Dark Eldar, you'd think he and Lukas would bond over their mutual rebellious streak and rampant philandering). Lukas though just laughed about it afterwards and had a stasis bomb put in place of his second heart. Should his primary heart every stop beating then....he will end up having the last laugh on his killer who will be frozen forever in his dying moment of glory.

Recently, Lukas made his finest dick move to date: tricking [[Magnus the Red]] while looking him in the eye. He accompanied [[Njal Stormcaller]] and [[Arjac Rockfist]] to Prospero to rescue some Space Wolf legionaires trapped inside a man-made Webway since the Razing. Magnus caught him and at first threatened him, then tempted him to give up a Rune of Unlocking that would allow his complete take-over of said man-made Webway and use of it to empower him in real space. Lukas gave the thing up, only to reveal that he had never had the aforementioned Rune in hand before being spirited away.

Also, it was revealed that Lukas is secretly afraid of the Wulfen curse.

==Tabletop==
Lukas is a Blood Claw with the stat block of a Wolf Guard Battle Leader, the only difference being his Leadership of eight, which any accompanied Blood Claw squad (and he can only join Blood Claws) will be forced to use. ''(But many of the issues with that can easily be averted by adding a Wolf Priest to watch over them, which can be quite viable considering they are a close combat unit)''

{| class=wikitable
! || Pts || WS || BS || S || T || W || A || Ld || Sv
|-
| '''Lukas the Trickster:''' || 80 || 2+ || 3+ || 4 || 4 || 4 || 4 || 8 || 3+
|}

Lukas has ATSKNF as he should, plus the CHARACTER and BLOOD CLAW keywords as he should. His special rules are Blood Claws Hero (only blood claws put up with his bullshit and re-roll wound rolls of 1 within 6 inches of him), Master of Mischief (subtracts 1 to the Leadership of ANY unit within 3 inches of him, yes it does include allied units), The Pelt of the Doppepangrel (subracts 1 to any hit rolls mae against him in close combat) and his famous Last Laugh which stasis bombs an enemy that kills Lukas if you beat them on a D6 rolloff and suffers D6 mortal wounds. Gear wise Lukas comes with a wolfclaw and a plasma pistol, power armor, and frag and krak grenades.

Note that this Last Laugh, his trademark, was once the bane of Titans everywhere, as he could single-handedly remove any Titan that accidentally stepped on him. As on 8E, it's now been knocked down to just being in combat and even then if the Player beats the other guy in a roll-off. Yeah, kind of a weak laugh.

==Trivia==
Lukas is obviously based on the Norse God Loki, the God of Trickery and a good move in the right direction; less furry and more VIKINGS in space please, GW.

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