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|'''Check'''
|'''What happens'''
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|Alchemy
|It exploded in your face. Take ½ subdued damage.
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|Animal Empathy
|The animal attacks you.
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|Appraise
|It is in-between 1Cp and 1,000,000 Gp.
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|Balance
|You trip over your own feet.
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|Barter
|[[Communism|SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION COMRADE]]
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|Bluff
|You tell them the truth.
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|Climb
|You break the thing you're climbing on and tumble down.
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|Composure
|You begin ranting your darkest secrets
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|Concentration
|Ooh! Shiny!
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|Craft/ Use Magic Device
|It breaks as soon as you touch it.
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|Decipher Script
|The exact translation is “qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl”.
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|Diplomacy/ Pick Pocket
|You punch them in the face.
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|Disable Device
|You place your finger in a mouse trap.
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|Disguise
|You place an big red arrow pointing at you over your head.
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|Escape Artist
|You become more entangled, escape DC increases by 1d6.
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|Forgery
|It looks like a child using crayons made it.
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|Gather Information
|That tree over there? It's a tree.
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|Handle Animal
|It bites/kicks you.
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|Heal
|You poke your finger in the wound and deal 1d4 damage.
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|Hide
|You hold up a stick in front of your face.
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|Intimidate
|“You’re a fat big poopy head!”
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|Intuit Direction
|You place you hands over your eyes and spin around.
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|Jump
|You fall flat on your face. Do not make a Tumble check.
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|Knowledge
|It may or may not exist.
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|Listen
|You hear crickets.
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|Move Silently
|STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
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|Open Lock
|You break your tool in the keyhole.
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|Perform
|You lose 1d10 cp.
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|Profession
|You're fired.
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|Read Lips
|Like lip reading a sock puppet.
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|Ride
|You are trampled by your own horse.
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|Scry
|You spy on a brick wall.
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|Search
|You find your other hand.
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|Sense Motive
|They do not have a motive.
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|Spellcraft
|It's magic.
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|Spot
|You spot the inside of your own eyelids.
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|Survival
|You drop down dead
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|Swim
|You sink down like a rock.
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|Tumble
|You fall on your head. Take falling damage +10 ft.
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|Wilderness Lore
|You identify the dirt as being dirt.
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|Initiative
|You do not know you're in combat until you get hit.
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|Melee attacking
|You drop your weapon.
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|Ranged attack
|You fire/throw it in the opposite duration.
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|Fortitude save
|You somehow contract a random STD, roll a d6 on the table.
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|Reflex save
|You zigged when you should have zagged.
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|Will save
|Spell becomes Dominate Person.
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|[[Bear lore]]
|<s>It's a man in a bear suit</s> look it's Nicolas Cage!
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