Epidemius

2023-05-23T11:49:39Z

2A02:1808:4:7267:5DF0:BEAC:28E2:8807: /* Warhammer Fantasy */

[[File:Epidemius.jpg|250px|thumb|right|MOVE IT LITTLE ONES! THOSE PLAGUES AND DISEASES WON'T CATALOGUE THEMSELVES!]]
'''Epidemius''' is the greatest of the [[Plaguebearer]]s and Nurgle's favourite little tallyman. This little fucker is in charge of searching for disease, bacteria, and more of... [[Luke|them...]], as well as noting the potency of Nurgle's new plagues, and coming up with [[FATAL|interesting new symptoms for Nurgle's new plagues]]. He is also a lazy fuck, just like his patron, and literally has his own moving squad of [[Nurgling|Nurglings]] that carry him around. Even as Epidemius surveys and takes notes of the spread of filth and decay, Nurgle knows this, and starts working on some more [[Plaguebearer|nasty shit]]. Because of this, Epidemius focuses on his task even if he takes a power fist to the face, cuz say he were to make an error or untimely observation, Nurgle would probably start using him as the squeegee for his plague cauldron. He's even uglier than a normal [[Plaguebearer]], and the nurglings that carry him also secrete oil that he uses to write with (on pages made of their discarded skin). Lovely.

==Warhammer Fantasy==
{{Topquote|MOM! GET THE PAINTER!!!! MOMMYY!!! MOMM!!!! MOM!!!|One of the Altdorf cannon engineer who "accidently" shot Epidemius after rotating his cannon 360 degrees.}}

He is known as the "Maggot King" and he is Nurgle’s chosen Tallyman, one of the seven Proctors of Pestilence and the cataloguer of all the Plaguelord's diseases. In the end time, he got [[/v/|YOLO NO SCOP'ED]] by a cannon ball during the battle of Altdorf. Must've be a pretty easy target for a fat lazy couch potato. Of course he's a deamon so he is very much not dead and was just sent back to Nurgle garden to turn in a rather unsatisfactory report card to grandfather.

==Horus Heresy==
He was summoned on Calth during the Horus Heresy, and probably had his [[Anal Circumference|arse torn wide-open]] by the [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]], or [[Roboute Guilliman|Rowboat Girlyman]]. Poor Epidemius.

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Mirror-Caliban

2023-05-23T11:27:57Z

2A02:1808:4:7267:5DF0:BEAC:28E2:8807: /* Overview */

[[File:Mirror-Caliban.jpeg|450px|right|thumb|The Lion's very own [[Nasuverse|Reality Marble]].]]
'''Mirror-Caliban''' is the name of a sub-realm located and hidden within the motherfucking ''[[Warp]]'', that was subconsciously created by [[Lion El'Jonson]] after a 10,000 year snooze fest. Yeah...don't ask us how ''that'' happened, although there are multiple theories ranging from being the creation of the [[Emprah]], to being the original home of the [[Watchers in the Dark]]. Whatever is the case, this sub-realm is now treated as the Lion's personal training course. [[Awesome]].

==Overview==
Mirror-Caliban as its name implies, ''heavily'' resembles the Lion's [[Caliban (Warhammer 40,000)|old home]]. The sub-realm is an endless expanse of forests shrouded in mysterious mist. As his own personal realm, the Lion can enter it free of charge.

It is speculated by the Primarch to be a realm that is adjacent to the Warp, which was perhaps conjured from El'Jonson's youthful memories. We know that the Warp is heavily influenced by the minds of greater or collective entities, so it can be hinted that the Lion dreaming this place into existence may lay more on his [[Emprah]] lineage than anything else. As previously mentioned, the realm is truly endless, and is home to the Watchers in the Dark and the Great Beasts that the Primarch once hunted. The only other inhabitant in Mirror-Caliban, is an [[Emprah|old wounded king who slowly bleeds from his injuries]] and is always stalked by [[Chaos Gods|hungering shadows.]] The king cannot speak and simply stares in space or directly at those he sees like a paraplegic couched potato. If this guy is giving massive Emprah-vibes, then yeah, because he ''is'' the Emprah.

According to a Watcher in the Dark, however, the king is capable of answering questions, should the right one be asked of him. He can either be found fishing on a boat in a river or sitting within a castle that is located nearby. Wherever he is, he is always stalked by the shadows, which the Watchers warned the Lion to not dip his toes in it.

One of the more mysterious structure in this realm, is the appearance of a domed building, which was treated like a Pandora's box, as a Watcher appeared and warned the Primarch against entering it, stating he was not yet strong enough to safely do so.

During the Lion's Arthurian arc, the Primarch learned how to freely enter Mirror-Caliban and use it to reach other worlds. By focusing on where he wants to go, El'Jonson causes the location to slowly appear within realm, until its forest finally fades away and the Primarch enters his destination. This ability is known as the '''Forestwalk''', which also allows El'Jonson to take others with him upon these journeys. In a nutshell, the Lion can now [[Awesome|''teleport'']] as he pleases. Yeah. If the Lion isn't already a scary motherfucker, he is ''now''.

To the Lion's opponents, when the Lion activates his [[plot armour|protagonist's abilities]], an apparition of the forest suddenly appears from nowhere and then fades away after the Primarch walks out of it. Despite this ability, though, El'Jonson sometimes enters Mirror-Caliban after sensing something drawing his attention to the realm. Upon doing so, he is then teleported to another location, which the Lion discovers contains [[Fallen Angels]]. The Primarch does not know, however, if this feeling that leads him to his wayward sons is an instinct of his or if another force within Mirror-Caliban is pulling him towards the Fallen Angels.

The mysterious realm is also a 40k [[The Legend of Zelda|Legend of Zelda]] questline, as it houses the mysterious power sword '''Fealty''' and the '''Emperor's Shield''' of all things, until both were discovered by El'Jonson. The latter was contained in the domed building the Watcher had warned him against entering and upon doing so anyways, El'Jonson fought the only other unique inhabitant in the realm, which is a unique shape-shifting maybe-[[Daemon]] that could change into the forms of his brother Primarchs. This ability caused him to be overwhelmed by the creature, until El'Jonson found the Emperor's Shield within the building and used its powers to destroy the Daemon. Another theory could be that this boss fight was a construct of The Watchers and/or [[Emperor|Daddy]] created to serve as training for The Lion, as well to protect some of the Mjolnir-tier weapons Big-E had stored there. Speaking of, the idea of using a realm within the warp to house valuables is interesting, and seems to be new as well. It brings to mind the pocket dimensions the Necrons use to teleport and occasionally store things, but that's certainly not the warp. Whether this is entirely new, actually has any precedent, or is just the author playing it a bit loose with the rules of the warp, it's still cool and has a lot of interesting possible implications.

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