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Lolicron

2020-10-01T18:40:36Z

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[[Image:Lolicron01.jpg|thumb|right|Her first rendition.]][[Image:Lolicron05.jpg|Lolcron and Cutiecron - know the difference!|thumb]] What do you get when /tg/ combines [[Drawfag|drawfaggotry]], [[Grimdark]], [[DFC|dawww]], and [[Promotions]]? '''Cutiecron'''!!! She is the embodiment of many things /tg/ loves and, as such, became [[/tg/|/tg/'s]] next [[Cultist-chan|obsession]]. Apparently, her real name is Catherine. Or Cathy.

Warning: though she is millions of years old, she's still [[HERESY|illegal to bang under imperial law]]. But if you're reading this, you're already a heretic anyway!

==Board Origins==
During a thread in early May 2009, an anon posted an image drawn by [[Drawfag|Lolcron]]. Unfortunately, he mistook his name for "Lolicron" (which appeared to be a play on [[lolicon]]). At first it seemed to be just an unusually lulzy mistake. Inevitably though, /tg/ cried out to the drawfags to make it happen. Thank the Emperor their cries didn't go unanswered.

==History==
In June 2009, the drawfag WCKD blessed Cutiecron with a family, namely [[Papalith]] and [[Heavy-chan]].

As of 2018 she's had [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJL70Lvt8OI a wildly successful singing career,] with the single ''Anew''.

As of 2020 HappyDuck3D[https://www.patreon.com/HappyDuck3D] has created Cutiecrons warriors available as .stl files. No news yet on if her sisters will also get models, but stay tuned.

==Gallery==
A suprising amount of [[Drawfag|Jo]] here.

<center><gallery>

Image:Lolicron02.jpg|In a world of crapsack, a rare daaaw.
Image:Lolicron03.jpg|A different interpretation.
Image:Lolicron11.png|Aww, look at how much fun she's having with this Eldar guy. Oh, wait...
Image:Cutseycron.png
Image:Cutiecron04a.jpg|Oh, calm down. Like the Tyranids care about big breasts.
Image:Cutiecron04b.png|As usual, the internet is way ahead of your imagination.
Image:Lolincron06.png|Well, not in some countries, it doesn't.
Image:Lolicron07.jpg
Image:Lolicron08.jpg
Image:Lolicron10.jpg
Image:Lolicron09.jpg|Starting to look more like Moecron.
File:FUCK.jpg|Friends forever.
Image:Necron_by_Android_Arts.jpg|Gaussslinger Girl
Image:Lolicron06.gif
</gallery></center>

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[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
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[[Category:Loli]]

Loli

2020-10-01T18:34:38Z

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[[Image:Yotsuba.gif|thumb|right|Yotsuba, mascot of 4chan. She is ''sacred''.]]

{{Topquote|In other news, children are getting sexier...and that's pretty cooooool.|Tom Tucker, Family Guy}}

The term '''loli''' is used on 4chan to refer to girls who appear to be prepubescent, aka "petite". The word is derived from ''lolicon'', a Japanese term which is itself an abbreviation of ''Lolita complex''. Within the [[anime]] fandom the term ''loli'' is often used to refer to any girl that meets the aforementioned criteria, regardless of sexualisation or lack thereof. A well-known example of such a loli is [[Yotsuba]], the mascot of 4chan.

Some people contend that using the term ''loli'' to describe a character always implies some level of sexual attraction on the part of the speaker, which is false to varying degrees. There are some who also claim that a character's given age can exempt them from loli status (for example, the character Konata from ''Lucky Star'', who is 18 years old but is generall seen as a loli due her design of being short, petite and having a [[DFC|delicious flat chest]]). Loli is frequently used to also describe pubescent but still underaged girls which is, technically speaking, not correct but most people let it slide as there is no specific term for girls aged 13-17 in wide usage among the anime community (although there is one outside the weeb community: Jailbait). The fact that most artists can draw an adult or a child but many find making teenagers who don't look like either a small adult or a tall child kind of harder to do possibly contributes to this. Ultimately as far as American law is concerned, underaged is underaged whether you're fifteen or eight. Also under American law is that drawings of fictional characters aren't people, since they aren't real and all that (barring tracings). This does not apply in Canada where it's an excuse to be stalling assholes at customs, looking through every page of comics and artbooks to make sure they don't have any loli.  The general rule of thumb is someone stops being a loli when they look mature enough to start being described as a woman.

Related to this is the slang otaku term "moe" (萌え, pronounced [mo.e]), which literally means "budding," and a pun on "burning" with passion or light or life. One of the possible origins is believed to be Moe, a loli from the anime ''恐竜惑星'' (''Kyouryu Wakusei'' lit. Dinosaur Planet) which is rather obscure. This originally described a sort of protective or paternal/maternal instinct invoked onto certain characters. These days it's either used by people to describe girls that are adorable and cute to the point that you want to take care of them.

The [[rule 63]] version of loli is shota, which is typically preferred by either women or extra, extra creepy men (or some very sad men who want to vicariously relive their adolescent fantasies of being ravaged by an older woman). Much like loli, the term shota is also often used to describe pubescent boys rather than just aged twelve and under kids. As with their female counterparts, the dividing line between a shota and a simply young looking man is based on whether you'd probably call the person a boy or a man.

How accepting /tg/ or 4chan as a whole has been of loli and shota has varied quite a bit over the years, though it's worth noting there's always been those who are ''really'' into them as well as those who think people into it probably belong in jail. Most of /tg/ falls somewhere between the spectrum with most just choosing to ignore it if they aren't into it. The fluctuations are often caused by the people who are into it migrating onto another image boards, predominately from /b/, /a/ or /c/ (though /jp/ occasionally gets in on the action as well). Though as /tg/ is a work safe board and as of late that has actually started being enforced you're going to be seeing far less loli and shota, at least not any that would warrant bans.

Overall as fetishes loli is certainly on the extreme [[skub]] side of things. Sure there are a lot of fetishes that are much more bizarre and esoteric in the [[/d/|"why would anyone think this is hot?"]] sense as anyone who's looked at /d/ can tell you, but none of them carry anywhere near as much baggage. (Well, aside from [[Furry|furries]], but that may not count as furries are historically detested for ''overlapping'' and ''overdoing'' not directly furry fetishes (e.g. scat, underaged, vore, among others), rather than or in addition to the "bestiality" argument, as well as just plain existing.)

Loli should not (and, indeed, cannot) be confused with [[Shortstack]], the fetish for an adult-figured woman who is much smaller than the typical human man, typically around the height of a child. Indeed, shortstacks often have exaggerated hips, buttocks and/or breasts, which makes them quite visually distinct. "Oppai Loli" is the arguably even-more degenerate offshoot of loli, as it takes a loli character and presents them with adult-sized (and usually exaggerated) breasts on their otherwise childish frame, much to the dismay of many fans of shortstacks.

==Dungeons & Dragons==
The Glantri [[Known World Gazetteer]] has very incomplete rules for a child spellcaster: When they cast a spell, they have to roll 4d4 and if the result is over their age, they suffer one of twelve catastrophes instead. If an NPC, they also gain a level for every 12 months of study to a max of half the parent's level. Nothing else about this is mentioned. It says this should be reserved for NPCs, but then immediately says it can be possible as a result of a PC's heir taking over after their death.

[[Eberron]] has the [[Lolipope]], but her stats block has nothing to indicate her age.

===d20 System===
Various d20 games, but not [[Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition|the original]], have had rules and ways to play as a child character which will inevitably be used to play as a loli.

====d20 Modern====
''[[d20 Modern]]'' actually includes the ability to play as a child character in the core rules, tucked away in the same section covering playing an old one. This manifests as a -3 penalty to strength and constitution and a -1 penalty to everything else for those under 12 and no penalty for those 12-15. While playing a 12 year old loli seems tempting, they are literally [[Traveller|unable to complete character creation]] using only the core book without a high dexterity since every starting occupation but one (which has high ability score requirements) has, often bizarre, minimum age requirements and taking one is mandatory. Splat would fix this by introducing new occupations without an age minimum, and ''Critical Locations'' (a maps supplement of all things) would explicitly offer an alternative to occupations with no or low minimum age.

====Star Wars d20====
''[[Star Wars d20]]'' and its successor ''Saga Edition'' would retain the above mentioned aging rules of ''d20 Modern'', though there's no starting occupation to create problems. It's tweaked slightly by giving 12-15 (and its non-human equivalents) a -1 penalty to all ability scores (which also apply to those under 12 due to how the aging system works). Unlike its parent system, ''Star Wars'' RPGs actually encourage using these rules and state it's most likely a character that starts as a level 1 Jedi is underage, especially during certain eras.

====Pathfinder====

[[Pathfinder]] 1e has a number of rules that get tied up with the loli trope. The first is rules that let you play below the average adventurer's starting age, which are simultaneously utterly terrible (for requiring you play an NPC class) and OP (it briefly mentions, as a weakness, your ECL is actually lower for this so your [[Adept]] gets extra XP and eventually becomes higher level as a result). Another is the absolutely [[Skub|wonderful]] feat "Childlike" which lets Halflings pass themselves off as human children. The first book of ''Iron Gods'' includes rules for [[Android]]s that look like children but have adult minds. The [[Kitsune]] exclusive feat "Realistic Likeness" breaks many of the general rules of polymorph spells, which should allow impersonating a child.

There is also the class archetype "Magical Child" for the Vigilante class that makes your transformation into your superhero identity flashy, allows you to have a familiar but gives you a rather poor spell progression using the Unchained Summoner spell list. The rules don't say you ''have'' to be a child to take the archetype, but it is heavily implied.

Lastly, the iconic character for the Kineticist class is a young human girl named Yoon. Despite breaking the rules, Yoon is playable as a pre-gen in PFS games and actually one of the better first level pre-gens thanks to her high AC and HP (avoiding the issue of first level PCs going splat easily) and virtually nothing resisting fire at that level. If you want to make everyone at a public game awkward without actually doing anything of note yourself, play Yoon for credit toward a Dark Archives faction PC. Half the early scenarios for the faction have a side mission that a slutty baroness offers a faction member sexual favors for completing, and these offers are in player handout stuff so the GM can't change it on the fly.

====Mutants & Masterminds====

[[Mutants & Masterminds]] explicitly supports playing as a child, due to a long history of child superheroes like Captain Marvel (the real one), Power Pack, and countless sidekicks. This has no inherent stats effect, Superboy is still super strong, but some trends (high power, low on skills) are suggested and it will count as at least one complication (adults treat you like a child) and generally is an excuse for more (personality flaws driven from various aspects of immaturity).

While the ability descriptions imply children should have attributes that are typically -2 and teenagers typically -1, the licensed [[DC Comics]] variant of 3E has the Marvel family and Stargirl use perfectly average stats when they lose their powers.

==[[BESM|BESM 4e]]==

Playing children isn't directly supported with any specific rules but it does provide some guidelines, chiefly reducing the amount of [[Experience|Character Points]] a character has at character creation (it is assumed most characters will start with between 50 and 74 CP, children though being inferred to have between 0 and 24 CP). This can woefully weaken the character at the start of a game, though that makes sense since you are playing a child but also feels a bit out of place for a system that is meant to play a lot like your favorite [[anime]].

==GURPS==

Memes aside, [[GURPS]] does indeed have rules for playing lolis, almost all of which are drawbacks. So while you can, you're not given any incentive to do so except the points any disadvantage gives.

==Kids on Bikes==

Kids on Bikes offers the players three age ranges to play as, one being child (the others being teen and adult). Each age range gives two stat modifiers and some sort of bonus. Children, in this case, heal faster and are generally better liked. These adjustments and such don't change the largely narrative nature of the game though and based on how stats are allocated you could be stronger, smarter or otherwise better than an adult in many cases.

===Kids on Brooms===

A spinoff of Kid on Bikes, Brooms is basically a not!Harry Potter system where the players take on the roles of the staff and students of a magical academy for kids and teens. The core of the system is very much the same but with plenty of additional rules for things like spellcasting and familiars.

==OVA==

Another anime-styled RPG, this one is even more open-ended than BESM but explicitly has rules for characters who are young or old in the "Ageism" weakness which has 3 ranks of severity. At rank 1 you are basically a young teen or someone past their prime, rank 2 you're a child (or simply look like one) or clearly and old ass, and rank 3 you're basically a kindergartner or someone so old they may well be on life support. These drawbacks tend to come up when you're dealing with people such as when you're trying to convince them of something like "there are monsters under the bridge." It's not exactly the best but the system is meant to be fairly open-ended so, like BESM, it works but could use some extra crunch to it.

==Savage Worlds==

In [[Savage Worlds]], Young is a major (8-12) or minor (12-17) Hindrance, depending on just how young you go. In addition to the social penalty, you also lose attributes and skill points, which is bad because one of the big reasons to take an Hindrance is to gain more of those. It does however give a free [[Action Point|Benny]] or two a session. The ability to trade a Benny for Power Point refill, and need for Edges (the other major reason to take a Hindrance) to know magic and improve it means loli characters can make very good spellcasters (or super science inventors, which is more or less the same as magic in Savage Worlds)

==[[Star Trek]] Adventures==

With a bit of a history of children getting into Starfleet (or at least getting caught up in the ongoing adventures of a ship or station as seen with Wesley Crusher, Jake Sisko and myriad of other kids/teens), it is no surprise that the core rulebook for this game had to make some passing mention of how old a character can be. The way they handled it? "As long as the character passes an exam to get into the Academy, they can be an officer." They do say the average age of a cadet is someone in their twenties, but they don't explicitly say you can't play younger either. So go out there and get a whole crew of rascals but beware any strange green energy beings telling you to murder all of the adults, okay?

==[[Eclipse Phase]]==

This is a rather unique case as the setting is one of "transhumanism" set in the future after a cataclysmic event rocked the solar system. In it many (if not most) people upload themselves into either android or cyborg bodies referred to as "morphs" and the process of going into a morph is called "sleeving". One of these morphs is called a "neotenic" and is meant to be child-sized if not outright child-looking. Some people sleeve into these neotenic morphs only to take up less space on spacecraft (where space is at a premium) but it's heavily implied many people who sleeve into them do so for less-than-savory reasons and people find this really gross and many locales actually have these morphs declared illegal. That said, if you're in an area where it's not illegal, go ahead and resleeve into one so you can be the little girl.

==See Also==
*[[Loli Daemonette]]
*[[Lolifex]]
*[[Lolicron]]
*[[DFC]]
*[[Lolipope]]
*[[shota|Rule 63 Loli]]
*[[Furry]]
*[[Noh]]

===Gallery===
<gallery>
File:1197602511621.jpg
File:The-etymology-of-loli.PNG
</gallery>

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[[Category:Weeaboo]]

Short Flatchested Daemonette

2020-10-01T18:34:17Z

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[[Image:Loli D.png|thumb|right]]'''Loli Daemonette''', commonly shortened to '''Loli D.''', is the name given to a [[Slaanesh]]i [[daemonette]]. Who is a [[loli]]. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.

The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other [[Chaos Gods]], but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemoettes in a prepubescent female shape. Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem 16-18 years old, either because Papa Nurgle would rather not encourage paedophilia among his followers, or because he can't tell the difference between prepubescent children and blobs of embryo and placenta.
:''Pfft, now that [[Malal]] is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though.

==Gallery (of Slaaneshi Loli D)==
<center><gallery>
Image:Loli-daemonette_(14).png
Image:Loli D Commissar.png|Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
Image:1197602511621.jpg|lucky loli stars
Image:1190309886953.jpg|Loli D and her boyfriend [[Kharn]]
Image:Loli-demon1.jpg
Image:Loli-demon2.jpg
Image:Loli-demon3.jpg
Image:Loli-demon4.jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).png|She does look good in it though.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(1).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(6).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(8).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(9).jpg|Yeah. She told me that too. But did cops believe it? Nope.
Image:Loli-daemonette(25).png
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png
Image:Arrowsuit.jpg|Tzeentch changed the loli to see what she'd look like as an adult. Sad Khârn is sad.
</gallery></center>

==Gallery for the other Chaos Gods==
<center><gallery>
Image:Loli-daemonette_(17).jpg|Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
Image:khornette2.png
Image:khornette3.png
Image:Khornette.jpg

Image:Khornette_mounted.jpg|"Can I borrow the car, dad?"
Image:Loli-daemonette_(16).png|"St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
Image:Loli-daemonette_(13).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(15).jpg|Pedos are so easy to manipulate.

Image:Loli-daemonette_(12).jpg|working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
Image:Loli-daemonette_(4).png|She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(5).jpg

Image:Loli-daemonette_18.png|Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt
Image:LoliTzeenette.png
Image:Malalette.png|The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... oldest? What's this hag doing here!?
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
[https://baraag.net/@DontLookSee/104926376761650936 NSFW Art]

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Lolicron

2020-10-01T18:33:58Z

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[[Image:Lolicron01.jpg|thumb|right|Her first rendition.]][[Image:Lolicron05.jpg|Lolcron and Lolicron - know the difference!|thumb]] Originally made on /tg/, '''Lolicron''' has been given new life as Cutiecrons. She is the embodiment of many things /tg/ loves and, as such, became [[/tg/|/tg/'s]] next [[Cultist-chan|obsession]]. Apparently, her real name is Catherine. Or Cathy.

Warning: though she is millions of years old, she will still destroy you along with her Big Sisters, Emotional Support Bugs and Babysitter.

==Board Origins==
During a thread in early May 2009, an anon posted an image drawn by [[Drawfag|Lolcron]]. Unfortunately, he mistook his name for "Lolicron" (which appeared to be a play on [[lolicon]]). At first it seemed to be just an unusually lulzy mistake. Inevitably though, /tg/ cried out to the drawfags to make it happen. Thank the Emperor their cries didn't go unanswered.

==History==
In June 2009, WCKD blessed Cutiecrons with a family, namely [[Papalith]] and [[Heavy-chan]].

As of 2018 she's had [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJL70Lvt8OI a wildly successful singing career,] with the single ''Anew''.

As of 2020 HappyDuck3D[https://www.patreon.com/HappyDuck3D] has created Cutiecrons warriors available as .stl files. No news yet on if her sisters will also get models, but stay tuned.

==Gallery==
A suprising amount of [[Drawfag|Jo]] here.

<center><gallery>

Image:Lolicron02.jpg|In a world of crapsack, a rare daaaw.
Image:Lolicron03.jpg|A different interpretation.
Image:Lolicron11.png|Aww, look at how much fun she's having with this Eldar guy. Oh, wait...
Image:Cutseycron.png
Image:Lolicron07.jpg
Image:Lolicron08.jpg
Image:Lolicron10.jpg
Image:Lolicron09.jpg|Starting to look more like Moecron.
File:FUCK.jpg|Friends forever.
Image:Necron_by_Android_Arts.jpg|Gaussslinger Girl
Image:Lolicron06.gif
</gallery></center>

==See Also==
[https://baraag.net/web/statuses/104926484385533962 NSFW Art.]

[[Category:Necrons]]
[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:Loli]]

FV721 Fox

2020-10-01T13:28:55Z

2A02:1811:5180:A200:59F8:1BB4:52AF:BD89: /* IRL */

[[File:FOXMODEL.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Goddamn, why do all these armored cars look so cute?]]
The wheeled Yin to the [[CVRT]]'s tracked Yang; the Fox is, well, a Combat Reconnaissance Vehicle (Wheeled) instead of a Combat Reconnaissance Vehicle (Tracked). Faster (it could reach over 100 kph), lighter and somewhat cheaper, it wasn't a bad vehicle; but ultimately proved to be a one-trick lil' pony compared to his much more adaptable and adapted cousin; and only saw little use.

==In Team Yankee==
[[File:FOXCARD.jpg|300px|left|thumb|the stats]]
What to say about this one? It is basically a [[CVRT#Scimitar|Scimitar]] on wheels: same (shortcomings in) firepower, faster but with slightly less armor. Their Skill is also lower to represent the fact that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Own_Yeomanry| Queen's Own Yeomanry] is a reserve squadron made up of volunteers rather than full-time soldiers.

Anything said about the Scimitar applies to the Fox as well: should you opt to take them, their 30mm gun is very good at forcing bails on opposing light vehicles and can even threaten a MBT should the Fox manage to flank it.

==IRL==
[[File:FOXIRL.jpg|300px|right|thumb|For making rapid British Exits of combat zones accept no substitutes]]
During and after WWII, the Brits were big on using fast, lightly armored cars as recce. The venerable Daimler 'Dingo' and its successor, the 'Ferret' saw fruitful service all over the world until after the Vietnam War. So, during the sixties, when the Ferret started showing its age, the Brits were keen on developping a successor. Enters the Fox: lightweight, fast, air-droppable and equipped with the superb RARDEN 30mm cannon allowing it to punch way harder than you'd expect from such a small car.

Sadly for the Fox, evolutions in materiel and doctrine had changed the rules of the game in the meantime; and the hour of the missile carriers was at hand. And where the CVR(T) could easily be retrofitted/modified to allow for a SAM/ATGM launcher to be carried/equipped, the Fox could not. Hence, it only saw a limited production run that outfitted the British Volunteer's Reserve.

{{British Forces in Team Yankee}}

FV721 Fox

2020-10-01T13:28:01Z

2A02:1811:5180:A200:59F8:1BB4:52AF:BD89:

[[File:FOXMODEL.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Goddamn, why do all these armored cars look so cute?]]
The wheeled Yin to the [[CVRT]]'s tracked Yang; the Fox is, well, a Combat Reconnaissance Vehicle (Wheeled) instead of a Combat Reconnaissance Vehicle (Tracked). Faster (it could reach over 100 kph), lighter and somewhat cheaper, it wasn't a bad vehicle; but ultimately proved to be a one-trick lil' pony compared to his much more adaptable and adapted cousin; and only saw little use.

==In Team Yankee==
[[File:FOXCARD.jpg|300px|left|thumb|the stats]]
What to say about this one? It is basically a [[CVRT#Scimitar|Scimitar]] on wheels: same (shortcomings in) firepower, faster but with slightly less armor. Their Skill is also lower to represent the fact that the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen%27s_Own_Yeomanry| Queen's Own Yeomanry] is a reserve squadron made up of volunteers rather than full-time soldiers.

Anything said about the Scimitar applies to the Fox as well: should you opt to take them, their 30mm gun is very good at forcing bails on opposing light vehicles and can even threaten a MBT should the Fox manage to flank it.

==IRL==
During and after WWII, the Brits were big on using fast, lightly armored cars as recce. The venerable Daimler 'Dingo' and its successor, the 'Ferret' saw fruitful service all over the world until after the Vietnam War. So, during the sixties, when the Ferret started showing its age, the Brits were keen on developping a successor. Enters the Fox: lightweight, fast, air-droppable and equipped with the superb RARDEN 30mm cannon allowing it to punch way harder than you'd expect from such a small car.

Sadly for the Fox, evolutions in materiel and doctrine had changed the rules of the game in the meantime; and the hour of the missile carriers was at hand. And where the CVR(T) could easily be retrofitted/modified to allow for a SAM/ATGM launcher to be carried/equipped, the Fox could not. Hence, it only saw a limited production run that outfitted the British Volunteer's Reserve.

[[File:FOXIRL.jpg|300px|right|thumb|For making rapid British Exits of combat zones accept no substitutes]]

{{British Forces in Team Yankee}}

Rape

2020-10-01T08:37:05Z

2A02:1811:5180:A200:59F8:1BB4:52AF:BD89: Grow a thicker skin if you can't deal with a hentai reference.

[[File:Raps Rapeseed Brassica napus.jpg|250px|thumb|right|The graceful Rape in a field.]]

The act of "rape" is by having an individual to perform a sexual act against their will, usually ending with the victim being ultimately powerless to fight off their aggressor(s); it's considered one of worst things one person can do to another, [[Skub|with numerous arguments placing it either above, next to or just below murder or forced mind-wiping]]. Its also the name of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed a type of Canola].

In a proverbial sense that is common in the gaming community and more relevant to us, being "raped" is as situation where an individual finds themselves completely powerless and at the mercy of their opposition, often resulting in them just hoping that they can still get away in one piece after their aggressor(s) is/are done with them. In short, getting "raped" in the proverbial sense, is being utterly dominated by the opposition with no hope of relief.

===Examples of being proverbially raped===
* A 30 man unit of Slugga Boyz, within 6" of a Nob with a Waaagh! Banner and [[Ghazghkull Thraka]], buffed by Warpath, charging ANYTHING without a 2+ save.
*[[Slivers]]
*A Space Marine tactical squad against a Kastelan Robot Maniple.
*A shadowsword against a stompa without an invuln
*A stompa with an invuln
*Magnus the Red during the psychic phase.
*[[Angry Marines]] vs ANYTHING
*DEN vs ANYTHING
*[[Kender]] caught stealing from a black dragon hoard
*An'ggrath vs a Falchion (can go either way depending on whether it's taking place at range or in melee)
*A unit of Khorne Berserkers against a Furioso Dreadnought
*An Intercessor squad against a Deff Dread
*Being within 5 <s>inches</s> <s>feet</s> <s>planets</s> systems of an [[Eversor|eversor assassin]] that has discovered cocaine.
*A haruspex/mutalith vs two snotlings.
**A haruspex/mutalith vs two japanese teenage girls. [[Slaanesh|<span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Oh my!'''''</span>]]
*Deep Striking 600 points of Terminators 15 inches from a Plasma sponson equipped Leman Russ Executioner.
*Three full squads of laser destroyer rapiers vs a [[Grot Tanks|grot tank]].
*Anything without a good invunerable save going up against Thunderwolf Cavalry in melee
*A Dreadnought getting ambushed by 30 Tankbustas
*Pre-FAQ [[Anacharis Scoria]] vs [[Primarch|ANYTHING]].
**FAQ vs Anacharis Scoria.
*Anything, ANYTHING without Eternal Warrior against Sigismund or Constantin Valdor in a challenge.
*Anything on the table (other than Leman Russ) with Horus Lupercal, including the table itself.
*Ferrus Manus riding atop a Landraider Spartan like a surfer, repairing it, as he is shooting his assault weapons, before Swanton Bombing (look it up) into the nearest unit and smashing it with Forgebreaker.
*Konrad Curze against anything that's not immune to fear.
*A World Eaters player trying to out-assault a Space Wolves player.
**[[Warhammer 40,000 8th edition|HAH! NO LONGER!]] Have at thee, loyalist dog! Blood for the Blood God!
*Almost anything against a Thousand Sons Grand Coven
*Cadia at the end of Gathering Storm I
*Ahzek Ahriman, in a supreme command detachment with 4 psykers and Magnus against Custodes.
*Going against a Blood Angels army that fields more than 3 Death Company Dreadnoughts
*A squad of Grots facing down a [[Chaos]] [[Vindicator]].
*A unit of Custodian Guard against a Tau unit in melee combat.
*A Tau unit of any kind against anything that can enter melee combat. Even another Tau unit.
*A Tau unit armed with pulse carbines, led by a Fireblade, within 12" of an Ethereal, within 18" of ANYTHING.
*Damn near anything facing down a [[Dreadknight]].
*A ten-man squad of [[Companion|Hetaeron]] charging a lone Chaos cultist.
*A squad of [[Daemon]]s facing down a [[Grey Knight]] Terminator Squad.
*A single [[heresy|heretic]] against an [[Inquisition|Inquisitor Lord]].
*Anything within 6 inches of [[Abaddon|Abaddon the Despoiler]] that isn't a snowflake character (and even then only a handful are good enough to put brakes on Abby's rape train)
*Anything within 6 inches of [[Mephiston]].
*A squad of [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsmen]] against a [[Dark Eldar]] raiding party. In more ways than one...
**The same scenario, in reverse, with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y SLYYYYYY MAAAAAAARBO]
*An [[Ork]] army facing a trio of [[Manticore Rocket Launcher]]s.
*A horde of [[Tyranid]] gaunts against a [[Land Raider]] Redeemer.
*Said landraider being shishkebabbed by 10 or more carnifexes
*A Dreadnought at standoff range against a trio of XV88 Battlesuits.
*A command Leman Russ Vanquisher with co-axial heavy stubber, artificer hull and monster-slayer shells against anything without solid invuln save.
*A [[Sisters of Battle]] Player in <del>5th</del> any Edition.
*A Sisters of Battle player vs Slanneshi Daemonettes
*Anything without a 2+ save deepstriking within 36 inches of a missleside squad.
*[[C'tan]] Shards have been on the giving and receiving end.
*Eldar when [[C.S.Goto|Goto]] is on the prowl.
*Warhammer 40K [[fluff]] and [[crunch]] at the hands of [[Matt Ward]].
*The [[Sisters of Battle]] at the grubby hands of [[Matt Ward]].
*Anything at the hands of [[Matt Ward]].
*An uppity [[PC]] against a grumpy [[GM]].
*[[Tomb of Horrors]]
*[[Tomb Kings]] before their recent update.
*[[Vlad von Carstein]] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]].
*An oldschool [[Magic: The Gathering]] deck going up against any other deck sporting cards from ANY expansions in the last five years or so.
*Anything under the leadership of Abigail the Armless vs anything under the command of Creed.
*A troll talking to a fa/tg/uy.
*A unit of heretics being assaulted by a full unit of [[Honour Guard]] all equipped with relic blades.
*Any vehicle that is in the line of sight of a Hammerhead. (Bonus points if Longstrike is in it and he's facing down IG)
*What [[Fish of Fury]] used to be.
*What the Riptide is now.
*A table that was Made in China used by Ork, Tyranid and Guard players. Bonus points if using metal mini's or playing apocalypse
*Dark Eldar going up against Orks in Apocalypse.
*Tyranids going up against Dark Eldar in Apocalypse.
*Anything going up against Chaos Guard+Marines+Daemons combo in Apocalypse.
*[[Angron]] charging anything.
*Lorgar transfigured
*7E Magnus
*A plague marine fighter with the combat specialism, grandfather's blessing and a Flail of Corruption in melee against anything in Kill Team
*Deathwatch Frag Cannon in Kill Team.
*Being able to take 4 Deathwatch Frag Cannons in a single kill team in Kill Team.
*Adeptus Custodes in melee against ANYTHING (in kill team, 40k or 30k).
*Burna-boyz overwatching anything without terminator armor stupid enough to charge them.
*Wraithguard with D-scythes overwatching ''anything'', up to and including bio-titans
**D-Weapons in general if the Dice God favors a player that uses Codex Eldar: Craftworlds.
***What the Wraith Knight became in said Codex.
*<insertname>wing army facing a trio of Ectoplasma Forgefiends or Ion Riptide battlesuits
*Daemons vs [[Grey Knights]]
*Chaos Space Marines vs [[Grey Knights]]
*Anyone trying to outsmart - [[Creed|Hang on, what's that Titan doing there?]]
*Anyone within charge range of a Genestealer brood
*A Carnifex charging a Chimera
*The [[Swarmlord]].
**The [[Swarmlord|Swarmlord's]] rules in 6th and 7th
***Fuck it, [[Tyranid]] rules for 6th and 7th in general
*Imperator class battle titan.
*Necron mass flyer list vs anything but Imperial Guard with 18 hydras.
*Elysian mass flyer list vs ANYTHING.
*When Cultists are holding your objectives
*When Guardsmen are holding your objectives
*When Guardsmen are charging objectives
*Warlord Titans
*When Daemons of Khorne are charging anything
*Skulltaker w/Juggernaut vs. Anything
*6th Edition <s>Vortex</s> [[Deathstrike Missile Launcher|Deathstrike Missile]] aimed at anything not in [[Terminator|Terminator Armour]].
*A Hierophant Biotitan with 3++ saves and feel no pain against ''anything''.
*6th edition Tau.
*[[Dark Angels]] against [[Chaos]] Marines.
* Just about anything being charged by Blood/Chaos knights.
* <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>DOZE SAME GITZ GETTIN' CHARGED BY BOARBOYZ. AH HA, DOSE UMIES DON'T GOT NUTHIN ON US!
* Anything in 8th against a proper Smash Captain and his command squad.
* Sly Marbo against pretty much everything.
* A trio of XV9's in a 1200 point game. (Preach on.)
* A Lord of Skulls reduced to one Hull Point, armed with a Great Cleaver of Khorne, going up against a Tau Ethereal
* Any army that Robin Cruddace doesn't like.
* Reapers from Mass Effect against the [[Doctor Who|Time Lords from Doctor Who.]]
* Anything from Sci-Fi against anything from the Marvel Pantheon of Gods.
* Anything worse than AP3 against an opponent who's playing a Siege Assault list. Re-rollable 3+ Armour Saves, for when being That Guy just isn't enough.
* Cypher against anything involving or relating to the Dark Angels.
* [[Chapter Master Smashfucker|Chapter Master Smashbane and Iron Father Smashfucker]] double teaming some poor sod.
* Anything getting charged by Skarbrand
*A Skaven Hell Pit Abomination getting right back up after dying.
*A Leman Russ Punisher staring down an Ork mob. Bonus points if Pask is commanding it.
*A Leman Russ Punisher with Pask against everything that isnt AV 14
*[[Nagash]]. Just. Nagash.
*[[Malekith]] as The Eternity King.
*A Knight Crusader in the shooting phase
*A Knight Gallant in the Fight phase
*Whenever Matt Ward touches WH40k
*An Umbra against any number of Imperial Guards/Cannon Fodder.
*Whenever a WH40k fanboy enters a forum regarding space Marines.
*Any sufficiently kitted out Death Star unit in 40K.
*Khorne Daemonkin army that just summoned six Bloodthirsters.
*[[Warlord Battle Titan|The "newest" addition to the fuck-you-mine's-bigger contest]]
*Anything from the fluff regarding the [[lamenters|lamenters]].
*Vintage deck playing against a standard deck.
*Trying to fight archaon in age of sigmar
*What happens to your brain when you read the rules for Age of Sigmar
* fighting a necrosphinx as with a monsterous creature.
*Anything that gets between an [[Eversor]] and it's target. <strike>Including</strike> {{BLAM|Especially!! Allies and Civilians HAHAHA WRYYYYY!!!}} What The..?? OH HOLY TERRA NOOO!! *Screams and Splattering noises*
*Cassian Dracos in Zone Mortalis.
*[[Awesome|WHEN THE SKAVEN BLEW UP THE MOON.]]
*[[Dark Angels|DARK ANGELS.]]
*Anything being attacked by army ants. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOe5Lmyyxiw Here's a video of them killing a crab.]
*[[Sly Marbo]]
*Anything going up against a Thallax.
*Anything on the receiving end of a Skitarii Ranger (equiped with either a Galvanic Rifle or a Transuranic Arqebus, either one works really. Although an Arqebus could equate to an [[exterminatus]] if it hits the ground or the next planet in sight).
*KX139 Battlesuits.
*[[Leman Russ]] fighting anything in melee (including other Primarchs).
* [[Solar Auxilia]] LORD-MARSHAL and his entire force making Marines look like whiny pussies, being Ld10, Stubborn, and re-rolling 6 on Morale and Pinning Checks.
*[[Drazhar]] against anything, ANYTHING AT ALL not wearing armor. And a lot of things that are.
* [[Fist of the North Star|Kenshiro]] vs anything armored and unarmoured. Even MOTHERFUCKING BATTLE TANKS, BITCH.
*Longstrike firing at a single wound model with any kind of buff to his hit roll in 8th edition.
*Volcano Cannons in 8th edition.
*An army of only Carnifexes is now totally possible and somewhat viable
*A whole army made up entirely of [[Pyrovore]]s, about to die RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR OPPONENT'S ARMY.
*Ghazghkull Thraka with 90 Ork Boyz in 8E backed up with a Waaagh! Banner Nob.
*Everything in this list against Sly Marbo
*The fact that [[Sly Marbo|the one Imperial Guard motherfucker with the silly name]] is on this list 3 times (that’s not the only place he is)
*Roboute Guilliman
*Any infantry of walker without a good anti personnel weapon vs a sufficiently large amount of IG. Seriously, enough shots shoots holes in SPACE MARINES. According to fluff anyway...
*20 Y'Vahra Battlesuits at far range without cover, vs 30 Basilisks behind cover, with a spotter with a vox. For context, Basklisks have AP3, Battlesuits, AS3. Yep. Fun fun!
*[[Vermintide|The Ubersreik 5]] against any skaven at any amount, even with a few mixed in of rat ogres or weapon teams.
*A [[Gorkanaut]] using a series of crush attacks with its claw on any nearby dreadnaut
*The Temple Gargant. Just... The Temple Gargant.
*Titans
*Warden Pattern Knights against blob armies
*Encountering a [[Vampire: The Masquerade|Methuselah.]]
* [[FATAL]]. A more literal version in this case <s>And a sexier version too</s> {{BLAM|'''''HERESY!'''''}})

==See also==
*[[Anal circumference]]
*For those who came here looking for something else, it's [[Rape of an Eldar|here]]. <s>Not that I'm one of those people...</s> {{BLAM|'''''Nice try Slaaneshi cultist! *BLAM*'''''}}

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