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Queen Khalida

2016-06-30T10:03:20Z

2A02:908:F910:E380:A988:8DB:893A:71FE: /* Crunch */

''"Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged."''

-Samuel Johnson

An [[Tomb Kings|Undead Egyptian queen]] in the [[Warhammer Fantasy]] setting, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatshepsut Hatshepsut] expy to Neferata's Cleopatra expy, and one of the closest things there is in the Grimbrightness of the [[End Times]] to a Lawful Good character.
[[Image:High Queen Kahlida.jpg|left|thumb|300px|So badass, she kept the Tomb Kings relevant during their darkest days on the tabletop.]]

==The Legend==
===Life===
Thousands of years ago, shortly after the first fall of [[Nagash]], High Queen Khalida Neferher was the ruler of Lybaras, one of the most powerful provinces of [[Nehekhara]]. Lybaras was somewhat of a combination of real world Alexandria as a learned coastal city with ample oasis locations making travel somewhat easy (during the era of the living), and Thebes with it's location and connection to the Valley of Kings analogue (which goes by the same name) with it's resurgence of religion due to a unique (and statuesque) monarch. It's only true neighbors were Lahmia (who's ruling family was closely related to Lybaras monarchs and thus were likely in the past controlled by one king) and stretches of jungle occupied by tribal humans and [[Lizardmen]] to the south. It was only connected to the rest of Nehekhara by a narrow pass through the mountains that contained a massive necropolis city, with Mahrak at one end (on the same side as Lybaras) and Quatar on the other.

Khalida is notably one if the few Tomb Queens. Her cousin, [[Queen Neferata]], had no legitimate claim to rule and used her idiot brother as a pawn until she had secured herself by converting all possible contenders to the throne to vampirism and loyal servitude under her. Khalida on the other hand was accepted with full legitimacy, and never married (unlike historical analogues who ruled through husbands or in the place of their sons too young to take the throne).

Under Khalida's rule Lybaras became a bastion of learning and faith, with the citizens building the first and greatest animated statues and clockwork servants as well as utilizing airships for travel (yes, ancient Egyptian steampunk plus polytheistic priest-wizards). While most Tomb King Ushtabi are merely [[Necrons|robotic emotionless slaves]] or parodies of past rulers or gods, Khalida's were as intelligent and eccentric as any court sycophant.

Khalida was highly spiritual, and reestablished worship of the goddess Asaph as Lybaras's main deity by establishing a massive temple palace dedicated to her, from which Khalida ruled.
Khalida's leading style was apparently that of a paladin, being a wise judge who lived according to a strict code of conduct and had at some point made a name for herself on the battlefield.

===Death===
After cousin Neffy turned Lahmia into something resembling a giant shrine to [[Khorne]] and [[Slaanesh]], Khalida discovered the secret behind the debauchery. Neferata realized Khalida had realized that cousin Neffy had been bad, so cousin Neffy announced a banquet as part of an intricate one-step plot to silence Khalida before she had enough time to fully realize that Nef had been up to no good and fill out the paperwork needed to tell the rest of Nehekhara that, in the era just after everyone united for the first time against Nagash and the Undead, that one of the major kingdoms had become Nagash-worshipping Undead.
Yes, there is indeed A PLOT HOLE HERE WHERE KHALIDA DID NOTHING AND TOLD LITERALLY NOBODY THAT APPROXIMATELY 1/10TH OF NEHEKHARA HAD GONE BACK TO BEING NAZIS HALF A GENERATION AFTER WORLD WAR TWO ENDED FOR SOME REASON.

The hole deepens when, at the banquet (which Khalida attended for Asaph knows why) Neferata [[Fail|accused Khalida of being a blood-drinking Undead, which nobody knew about other than Nef's servants and Khalida, then waited for everyone to suddenly go Ides of March on her assaph.]]
When the assembled nobles simply gave her blank stares, Khalida went the Lawful route and challenged Nef to a duel to the death over the insult to her honor, fighting herself rather than through a champion. In all fairness to this, Khalida didn't know Nef was a level 4 wizard Master Vampire at max powers and gear allowance, only that Nef drank blood at murder orgies and wasn't aging. Despite that badassery, Khalida held her own and dealt mortal wounds to Neferata, forcing Nef to drain her cousin in front of everyone to regain lost HP. The nobles immediately fled, and the message of what went on finally hit the outside world.
The triumphant Neferata attempted to turn cousin Khally into a vampire servant, but the dying Khalida called out for her goddess's aid. Khalida's (remaining) blood turned to snake venom, burning away the vampiric taint and leaving Khalida dead.

Neferata returned to Lahmia and waited for the armies of Nehekhara to attack her while Khalida, one of the few "beloved" monarchs actually beloved by her people, was given a burial elaborate even by Nehekharan standards. Her funeral mask was fashioned like clothing to be worn to cover her bloodless and burned face, and the army of Lybaras descended with fury upon Lahmia.

===Rebirth===
After Nagash's "FUCK YA'LL MEATBAG MOTHERFUCKERS" spell, Khalida arose with the rest of the Tomb Kings. While her predecessors fought over the main palace of Lybaras, Khalida and her <strike>sassy gay friends</strike> sapient Ushtabi strode to the temple of Asaph where she took her throne and began planning for her only defining character trait other than Lawful Good; her goal of of wiping out all [[Vampire Counts|sabertooth motherfuckers]].

After [[Settra the Imperishable]] arose and slapped the shit of the rest of Nehekhara, demanding tribute and taking their titles just to remind them who's the big daddy, he sent an envoy to Khalida merely asking for her vow of loyalty. It went around her mummified head, and when she decided it had nothing to do with killing Vampires and thus didn't really matter she sent a message back saying she was down with the Set-man.

After that point is a gap in fluff. We know all of jack shit about what she was doing, other than the vague "she killed a lot of Vampires". At one point she hires [[Gotrek & Felix]] to kill a Vampire for her and paid them well for their efforts, so she's clearly more willing to make friends with the living than most skin-envious Tomb Kings.

Thanks to the death mask her followers made of her, she is the only Tomb King whose face can still be recalled with clarity (barring any who had statues, Ushtabi, or Sphinxes in their own likeness that survived the ages). In older lore a phantasm of her skin, unnaturally white as marble, would appear while in battle only for her to become a mere skeleton again in times of peace. That lore was retconned later, replaced by the golden death mask which is cracked on one side and which she wears at all times.

===The End Times===
Khalida accompanied Settra in his massive bone torpedo at Nagash. After Settra's defeat, Khalida was presented with two options; become a Mortarch alongside cousin Neffy, or get her body destroyed and tossed into the desert to listen to Settra rant about how awesome he was forever.

Khalida chose the former, and became a leader in Nagash's [[Undead Legion]]. When the end of the world finally came, Khalida was manning a fortress with her mix of Nehekharan and Old World Undead. The terrified remnants of humanity and the Halflings fled to her for refuge, and at her command the Undead parted to allow the frightened mortals into her castle, then stood at attention to defend the last life on the planet as long as possible. Khalida merely sat atop the battlements with Lahmian Vampires as Neferata fled from [[Arkhan The Black|Arkhan's]] last stand with the unconscious [[Isabella von Carstein]]. As the wave of blackness consumed the world, Khalida and Neferata held hands and commanded their forces to keep Chaos away as long as possible.

This was Khalida's final moment, as she and all other Tomb Kings did not survive the transition to [[Age of Sigmar]]. Isabella likewise perished, although Neferata survived into the new setting to be the plotting voice of rationality in the Death faction. Unconfirmed reports that Tomb Kings fans have taken to sending live poisonous snakes to Games Workshop HQ have been trickling in since.

==Crunch==
Along with Settra, Khalida was the only thing keeping Tomb Kings competitive after the split between Vamp Cunts and the glorious battalions of bone of the Tomb Kings. To the point that events barring named characters put the TK somewhat on par with [[Beastmen]] and the pre-update [[Wood Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|Asrai]].

When fielding Khalida with Skeleton Archers, she grants her Asaph-blessed powers to them. What does that do?
HEAT SEEKING ARROWS. The arrows ignore penalties, like cover (making her yet another character from Fantasy who could take over 40k). They're still weak mosquito bites, but some of those shots can be made poisoned and therefore actually dangerous. Actually all of the Tomb Kings Arrows where always hitting on the units base BS. No penalties or benefits whatsoever. Khalida only gave them poisoned on top of that.

With Khalida's joining the Undead Legion, Vampire Counts now have access to not only ranged attacks, but ranged attacks only third to High Elf Sisters of Avelorn and Dwarf Cannons in desirability.

For a Khalida themed list, leave the Chariots at home and load up on Archers and constructs, with ample Priestly representation. Skull Catapults aren't her style as dead Vamps make better pigment than ammunition and she could give less of a fuck about the living or her skeletal peers. When playing Undead Legion, avoid excessively "Vampire" options and lean closer to Ethereal or Skeleton model choices unless you want to Egypt-up something, for example replacing the Coven Throne ladyvamps with skeleton priests/priestesses as some kind of mobile Lybaras Casket of Souls-style relic.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:High Queen Khalida GW.jpg|High Queen Khalida's legit model, and 'eavy Metal paintjob. But to be fair the model is notoriously difficult to do well.
Image:High Queen Khalida GOOD.jpg|The same model, painted by someone who knows what they're doing.
Image:Khalida Paint Best.png|Hail to the queen, baby.
Image:Khalida Chokes A Tick.png|Khalida is also a medical genius. Observe her skillful tick removal service.
Image:TOOOOMB QUEEN ALIVE.jpg|
Image:Gotrek & Felix-The Serpent Queen.jpg|Khalida from the Gotrek and Felix series. She doesn't actually fight them though, never trust the cover.
Image:Khalida Book Clear.jpg
Image:Khalida Action Figure.jpg|Khalida is, to date, the only Warhammer Fantasy character to have an action figure (even if its just a fanmade one).
Image:Khalida Bust.jpg|Khalida cracking a smile.
Image:Khalida Comic.png|Ah, if only we could get an awesome Heavy Metal style Queen Khalida comic where she steals [[DOOMRIDER|Doomrider's]] bike and hunts Blackula.
Image:Lybaras.jpg|The Temple of Asaph in Lybaras in the present day.
</gallery>

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[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Tomb Kings]] [[Category: Undead Legion]]

Queen Khalida

2016-06-30T10:03:00Z

2A02:908:F910:E380:A988:8DB:893A:71FE: /* Crunch */

''"Revenge is an act of passion; vengeance of justice. Injuries are revenged; crimes are avenged."''

-Samuel Johnson

An [[Tomb Kings|Undead Egyptian queen]] in the [[Warhammer Fantasy]] setting, a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatshepsut Hatshepsut] expy to Neferata's Cleopatra expy, and one of the closest things there is in the Grimbrightness of the [[End Times]] to a Lawful Good character.
[[Image:High Queen Kahlida.jpg|left|thumb|300px|So badass, she kept the Tomb Kings relevant during their darkest days on the tabletop.]]

==The Legend==
===Life===
Thousands of years ago, shortly after the first fall of [[Nagash]], High Queen Khalida Neferher was the ruler of Lybaras, one of the most powerful provinces of [[Nehekhara]]. Lybaras was somewhat of a combination of real world Alexandria as a learned coastal city with ample oasis locations making travel somewhat easy (during the era of the living), and Thebes with it's location and connection to the Valley of Kings analogue (which goes by the same name) with it's resurgence of religion due to a unique (and statuesque) monarch. It's only true neighbors were Lahmia (who's ruling family was closely related to Lybaras monarchs and thus were likely in the past controlled by one king) and stretches of jungle occupied by tribal humans and [[Lizardmen]] to the south. It was only connected to the rest of Nehekhara by a narrow pass through the mountains that contained a massive necropolis city, with Mahrak at one end (on the same side as Lybaras) and Quatar on the other.

Khalida is notably one if the few Tomb Queens. Her cousin, [[Queen Neferata]], had no legitimate claim to rule and used her idiot brother as a pawn until she had secured herself by converting all possible contenders to the throne to vampirism and loyal servitude under her. Khalida on the other hand was accepted with full legitimacy, and never married (unlike historical analogues who ruled through husbands or in the place of their sons too young to take the throne).

Under Khalida's rule Lybaras became a bastion of learning and faith, with the citizens building the first and greatest animated statues and clockwork servants as well as utilizing airships for travel (yes, ancient Egyptian steampunk plus polytheistic priest-wizards). While most Tomb King Ushtabi are merely [[Necrons|robotic emotionless slaves]] or parodies of past rulers or gods, Khalida's were as intelligent and eccentric as any court sycophant.

Khalida was highly spiritual, and reestablished worship of the goddess Asaph as Lybaras's main deity by establishing a massive temple palace dedicated to her, from which Khalida ruled.
Khalida's leading style was apparently that of a paladin, being a wise judge who lived according to a strict code of conduct and had at some point made a name for herself on the battlefield.

===Death===
After cousin Neffy turned Lahmia into something resembling a giant shrine to [[Khorne]] and [[Slaanesh]], Khalida discovered the secret behind the debauchery. Neferata realized Khalida had realized that cousin Neffy had been bad, so cousin Neffy announced a banquet as part of an intricate one-step plot to silence Khalida before she had enough time to fully realize that Nef had been up to no good and fill out the paperwork needed to tell the rest of Nehekhara that, in the era just after everyone united for the first time against Nagash and the Undead, that one of the major kingdoms had become Nagash-worshipping Undead.
Yes, there is indeed A PLOT HOLE HERE WHERE KHALIDA DID NOTHING AND TOLD LITERALLY NOBODY THAT APPROXIMATELY 1/10TH OF NEHEKHARA HAD GONE BACK TO BEING NAZIS HALF A GENERATION AFTER WORLD WAR TWO ENDED FOR SOME REASON.

The hole deepens when, at the banquet (which Khalida attended for Asaph knows why) Neferata [[Fail|accused Khalida of being a blood-drinking Undead, which nobody knew about other than Nef's servants and Khalida, then waited for everyone to suddenly go Ides of March on her assaph.]]
When the assembled nobles simply gave her blank stares, Khalida went the Lawful route and challenged Nef to a duel to the death over the insult to her honor, fighting herself rather than through a champion. In all fairness to this, Khalida didn't know Nef was a level 4 wizard Master Vampire at max powers and gear allowance, only that Nef drank blood at murder orgies and wasn't aging. Despite that badassery, Khalida held her own and dealt mortal wounds to Neferata, forcing Nef to drain her cousin in front of everyone to regain lost HP. The nobles immediately fled, and the message of what went on finally hit the outside world.
The triumphant Neferata attempted to turn cousin Khally into a vampire servant, but the dying Khalida called out for her goddess's aid. Khalida's (remaining) blood turned to snake venom, burning away the vampiric taint and leaving Khalida dead.

Neferata returned to Lahmia and waited for the armies of Nehekhara to attack her while Khalida, one of the few "beloved" monarchs actually beloved by her people, was given a burial elaborate even by Nehekharan standards. Her funeral mask was fashioned like clothing to be worn to cover her bloodless and burned face, and the army of Lybaras descended with fury upon Lahmia.

===Rebirth===
After Nagash's "FUCK YA'LL MEATBAG MOTHERFUCKERS" spell, Khalida arose with the rest of the Tomb Kings. While her predecessors fought over the main palace of Lybaras, Khalida and her <strike>sassy gay friends</strike> sapient Ushtabi strode to the temple of Asaph where she took her throne and began planning for her only defining character trait other than Lawful Good; her goal of of wiping out all [[Vampire Counts|sabertooth motherfuckers]].

After [[Settra the Imperishable]] arose and slapped the shit of the rest of Nehekhara, demanding tribute and taking their titles just to remind them who's the big daddy, he sent an envoy to Khalida merely asking for her vow of loyalty. It went around her mummified head, and when she decided it had nothing to do with killing Vampires and thus didn't really matter she sent a message back saying she was down with the Set-man.

After that point is a gap in fluff. We know all of jack shit about what she was doing, other than the vague "she killed a lot of Vampires". At one point she hires [[Gotrek & Felix]] to kill a Vampire for her and paid them well for their efforts, so she's clearly more willing to make friends with the living than most skin-envious Tomb Kings.

Thanks to the death mask her followers made of her, she is the only Tomb King whose face can still be recalled with clarity (barring any who had statues, Ushtabi, or Sphinxes in their own likeness that survived the ages). In older lore a phantasm of her skin, unnaturally white as marble, would appear while in battle only for her to become a mere skeleton again in times of peace. That lore was retconned later, replaced by the golden death mask which is cracked on one side and which she wears at all times.

===The End Times===
Khalida accompanied Settra in his massive bone torpedo at Nagash. After Settra's defeat, Khalida was presented with two options; become a Mortarch alongside cousin Neffy, or get her body destroyed and tossed into the desert to listen to Settra rant about how awesome he was forever.

Khalida chose the former, and became a leader in Nagash's [[Undead Legion]]. When the end of the world finally came, Khalida was manning a fortress with her mix of Nehekharan and Old World Undead. The terrified remnants of humanity and the Halflings fled to her for refuge, and at her command the Undead parted to allow the frightened mortals into her castle, then stood at attention to defend the last life on the planet as long as possible. Khalida merely sat atop the battlements with Lahmian Vampires as Neferata fled from [[Arkhan The Black|Arkhan's]] last stand with the unconscious [[Isabella von Carstein]]. As the wave of blackness consumed the world, Khalida and Neferata held hands and commanded their forces to keep Chaos away as long as possible.

This was Khalida's final moment, as she and all other Tomb Kings did not survive the transition to [[Age of Sigmar]]. Isabella likewise perished, although Neferata survived into the new setting to be the plotting voice of rationality in the Death faction. Unconfirmed reports that Tomb Kings fans have taken to sending live poisonous snakes to Games Workshop HQ have been trickling in since.

==Crunch==
Along with Settra, Khalida was the only thing keeping Tomb Kings competitive after the split between Vamp Cunts and the glorious battalions of bone of the Tomb Kings. To the point that events barring named characters put the TK somewhat on par with [[Beastmen]] and the pre-update [[Wood Elves (Warhammer Fantasy)|Asrai]].

When fielding Khalida with Skeleton Archers, she grants her Asaph-blessed powers to them. What does that do?
HEAT SEEKING ARROWS. The arrows ignore penalties, like cover (making her yet another character from Fantasy who could take over 40k). They're still weak mosquito bites, but some of those shots can be made poisoned and therefore actually dangerous. Actually all of the Tomb Kings Arrows where alwayas hitting on the units base BS. No penalties or benefits whatsoever. Khalida only gave them poisoned on top of that.

With Khalida's joining the Undead Legion, Vampire Counts now have access to not only ranged attacks, but ranged attacks only third to High Elf Sisters of Avelorn and Dwarf Cannons in desirability.

For a Khalida themed list, leave the Chariots at home and load up on Archers and constructs, with ample Priestly representation. Skull Catapults aren't her style as dead Vamps make better pigment than ammunition and she could give less of a fuck about the living or her skeletal peers. When playing Undead Legion, avoid excessively "Vampire" options and lean closer to Ethereal or Skeleton model choices unless you want to Egypt-up something, for example replacing the Coven Throne ladyvamps with skeleton priests/priestesses as some kind of mobile Lybaras Casket of Souls-style relic.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:High Queen Khalida GW.jpg|High Queen Khalida's legit model, and 'eavy Metal paintjob. But to be fair the model is notoriously difficult to do well.
Image:High Queen Khalida GOOD.jpg|The same model, painted by someone who knows what they're doing.
Image:Khalida Paint Best.png|Hail to the queen, baby.
Image:Khalida Chokes A Tick.png|Khalida is also a medical genius. Observe her skillful tick removal service.
Image:TOOOOMB QUEEN ALIVE.jpg|
Image:Gotrek & Felix-The Serpent Queen.jpg|Khalida from the Gotrek and Felix series. She doesn't actually fight them though, never trust the cover.
Image:Khalida Book Clear.jpg
Image:Khalida Action Figure.jpg|Khalida is, to date, the only Warhammer Fantasy character to have an action figure (even if its just a fanmade one).
Image:Khalida Bust.jpg|Khalida cracking a smile.
Image:Khalida Comic.png|Ah, if only we could get an awesome Heavy Metal style Queen Khalida comic where she steals [[DOOMRIDER|Doomrider's]] bike and hunts Blackula.
Image:Lybaras.jpg|The Temple of Asaph in Lybaras in the present day.
</gallery>

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[[Category: Warhammer Fantasy]] [[Category: Tomb Kings]] [[Category: Undead Legion]]

Battlesuit

2016-04-29T14:33:36Z

2A02:908:F910:E380:A988:8DB:893A:71FE: /* {{anchor|XV107|XV-107}} XV107 R'varna Battlesuit */

[[File:Stitch16.jpg|right|thumb|500px|From Cool to <s>Cheese</s> <s>Cooler</s> frigid brie.]]

'''Battlesuits''' are powered combat exoskeletons used by the forces of the [[Tau|Tau Empire]] to fill a number of tactical roles on the battlefield. The Tau have developed several different battlesuit models, each equipped with different technologies and weapons pertaining to the suit's purpose in battle. [[Stealthsuit|Some]] are built to be [[Just As Planned|small, stealthy and precise]], while [[Riptide|others]] are built to be [[RAPE|lumbering battlemechs that ionize everything in their paths]] while soaking up weapons fire like they're being pelted with [[Lasgun|spitballs]].

Each model's designation is preceded by the letters "XV", which derives from the Tau term "Her'Ex'Vre", meaning "Mantle of the Hero". Note that some sources place a hyphen between the "XV" and the numbers, and others don't. The first (or only) number in designation indicates a weight class of the suit, while the last indicates it's purpose:
# Still in development model
# Undergoing field testing
# Custom-built model
# Command and control-compatible model
# Outfitted with stealth technology
# Suit, designed for a void operations
# Suit, designed for infiltration
# Suit, designed for long range fire support
# Suit, designed for shock assault and close range firefights
Sometimes there's a secondary numerical designation separated from the first with a hyphen. Those are just number assigned to a specific loadout for heavily customizable models. Sometimes they fit with a primary purpose designation (like XV-8-06 being designed for void operations or XV-46-4 being command and control model), and sometimes they don't (XV-8-05 is not even compatible with stealth technology, XV-9-01 is a finished mass-produced model)
==Role on the Battlefield==

Tau battlesuits are not like [[Imperial]] [[power armor]] in their roles. They serve as command platforms for 'Vre, 'El, and 'O level officers as well as heavy mobile weapons platforms, able to swiftly relocate from firing position to firing position while laying down constant barrages of long range firepower. Most of them are outfitted with [[jetpack]]s for this purpose. All battlesuit pilots are veteran soldiers, that have at least four years of combat experience and had passed their first trial by fire. Most [[Fire Warrior|Fire Warriors]] accept the honor of piloting these revered rape machines for the [[Greater Good]], although there are some traditional crazies who shun the use of battlesuits and instead choose to continue to lead their Shas'la as front-line field commanders, and some refuse the option of ranking up to Ui or higher ranks in order to pilot tanks and speeders.

==Models==

=== {{anchor|XV02|XV-02}} XV02 Pilot Battlesuit===
An experimental model made for vehicle pilots (obviously) currently undergoing field testing; although it provides less protection than Fire Warrior armor, it compensates by allowing pilots to interface more effectively with their vehicles, negating the need for multiple crew members. The only one known to exist is in the possession of Shas'la T'au Sha'ng (a.k.a. Longstrike), who was selected for his reputation as a peerless [[Hammerhead Gunship|Hammerhead]] pilot.

=== {{anchor|XV15|XV-15}} XV15 Stealthsuit ===
Little more than modified Fire Warrior armor, the XV15 was outfitted with stealth systems allowing it to infiltrate, jetpacks for mobility, and burst cannons for firepower. It also carried [[markerlight]]s. These older units are being phased out in favor of the XV25 series after the Imperium got their hands on an intact helmet from one, and the Tau fear it will be reverse-engineered and countered by the humans. In a surprisingly unlikely move that somehow did not cause the AdMech to lobotomize everyone involved in the project with a siege drill for associating with xeno-tech, the Imperium did actually manage to reverse engineer the suits and learn about the technology, although the Tau were two steps ahead of them by rolling out the more advanced XV25 stealth suits as their new recon platform.

[[File:ShadowsunNov.jpg|200px|thumb|left|0% blueberry edition.]]

=== {{anchor|XV22|XV-22}} XV22 Command Suit ===
Officially part of the stealthsuit line, this heavier unit is quite expensive to produce; as such, it is limited in use to commanders (like [[Shadowsun|Commander Shadowsun]] and [[Shas'o Kais]]). With the right equipment and abilities you can make it go three times faster than a normal stealthsuit (red paint optional). This was originally built as a prototype design for a next-generation stealthsuit pattern, but finding ways to mass-produce the required components proved more difficult than anticipated. After the Imperium managed to reverse-engineer some of the XV15 suits ([[Advancing the Storyline|which, for some reason, doesn't cause the Inquisition to foam at the mouth anymore]]) recovered from the battlefield, the Tau had to compromise by moving forward with the less advanced but easier to manufacture XV25.

[[File:StealthSuit.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Citadel exclusive "Tau Stealth" paint. Order it now.]]
=== {{anchor|XV25|XV-22}} XV25 Stealthsuit ===
An improvement over the XV15 which is larger, heavier and better armored while still retaining the maneuverability and subtlety of the XV15 series. Development and deployment of the XV25 was largely due to the fact that the Imperium managed to acquire a functioning sample of the old XV15 stealth suit during the [[Damocles Crusade]], compromising its use as a recon platform. Larger and more powerful reactor allows XV25 to be outfitted with a fusion blaster instead of it's basic burst cannon, and the suit also have one hard point on it's back for an additional support system, although those are usually issued only to squad leaders.

=== {{anchor|XV46|XV-46}} XV46 Vanguard Void Suit ===
Basically a Tau version of [[Terminator|Terminator armor]], bigger than the XV2 series, smaller than the XV8 and as heavily armoured as XV88 while still light enough to have jetpacks. It is designed solely for operating in spaceborn situations at (unusually for the Tau) close quarters, which means boarding action and [[Space Hulk]]-type investigation missions. The XV46 is highly effective against [[Genestealers|certain xenos species]] that are famous for slaughtering Terminators like they are nothing. With a fuckton of burst cannons, flamers and fusion guns on each of the suits, the little buggers would have a hard enough time getting close, but then there are electroshocks, grav-repulsors, and photon grenades to zap any fuckers lucky enough to break through the walls of fire, all triggered automatically. To make the Tau version of Space Hulk even less [[grimdark]], these suits are even equipped with smart ejection systems which are programmed to deliver the pilot back on board his ship if his suit gets wrecked. Being both niche equipment and difficult to manufacture critical parts for, XV46s are rarely seen outside of space hulk missions. Even rarer is the XV-46-4 Commander variant.

The XV46 doesn't appear in the tabletop wargame; [[Fantasy Flight Games]] made it up for the [[Deathwatch (RPG)|Deathwatch RPG]].

[[File:Tau Crisis Suit Close Up.jpg|240px|thumb|left|Keep trying, Gue'La. You have a 1 in 18 chance of actually wounding me.]]
=== {{anchor|XV8|XV-8}} XV8 Crisis Battlesuit ===
'' Main Article: [[XV-8 Crisis]]''

XV8 Crisis suits are the Tau Empire's general-purpose combat battlesuits, capable of being equipped for a variety of combat situations. Due to the large amount of variants they have, check the main article for more information.

[[File:Broadside vs tankred.png|200px|thumb|right|Showing those Gue'La the true meaning of firepower]]

=== {{anchor|XV88|XV-88}} XV88 Broadside Battlesuit===
[[Nazi|88mm guns]] IN SPESSS!

The Broadside battlesuit is a modified, heavy version of the XV8 that trades lightness and maneuverability for two smart missile systems (or plasma rifles) and twin [[railgun|railguns]]. They provide Tau infantry with anti-armor, and now anti-air, fire support. 6th Edition nerfed these twin-linked railguns into a single, less potent "rail rifle". Broadsides can also carry loads of seeker missiles now. A single 3-suit team of Broadsides entrenched in cover is enough to deter all but the heaviest of tanks from getting in range, lest those war machines become overpriced bricks of burning cover. They are as well armored as a [[Space Marine]] [[Terminators]], but thanks to the bulk of their weapons and portable generators needed to charge them, Broadsides are one of the few battlesuit models to lack jetpacks. In a similar way to a space marine [[Devastator Squad|devastators]], Broadside team is usually the first assignment for the freshly promoted Shas'Ui battlesuit pilots, largely for the same reason: as observing the battlefield from the relatively safe distance is a good learning experience, most pilots would definitely find a use for once they move to piloting Crisis, Stealth or more advanced suit.

The models for broadsides were once quite similar to standard XV-8 . Since Crisis suits were cheaper than Broadsides (a unit of three costed about 30% more than a single Broadside), a Tau player on a budget could buy a trio of Crisis suits and then convert the railgun and missiles out of tubing and plasticard. [[Games Workshop|GW]] figured out that players were doing this, so of course they started manufacturing a different model for Broadsides which naturally costs half of your monthly salary to buy. It looks kick-ass, but we all know Games Workshop never shakes your hand without also giving you the finger!

Forge World has heard your prayers, and delivered. Old style Broadsides are back, baby! They just re-designated it the <s>RX-78-2 Gundam</s> XV88-2 and swapped the rail rifles on to the arms and the missiles onto the shoulders. Swapping back to the original configuration doesn't take too much kitbashing, either.

[[File:XV9 smug face.jpg|200px|thumb|left|I'll tell you what's a hazard: being hostile and near this motherfucker.]]

=== {{anchor|XV9|XV-9}} XV9 Hazard Battlesuit ===
Unlike most Tau battlesuits, the XV9 Hazard model is designed solely for fast and hard close-range engagements rather than having the option of going either close or long, or being cloaked while engaging the enemy up close, which is quite odd since this is a bit of a deviation from traditional Tau combat doctrine, which is all about far away [[Shooty|shootiness]]. Being a dedicated spear-tip suits, Hazard is designed with close combat in mind, with it's frame being more agile than other suits (which is represented by less horrible WS and Initiative on the tabletop), photon grenades to halt enemy charges and vectored retro thrusters to jump out of meat grinder.

XV-9 have three hard points, with two generally being equipped with a matching pair of guns (leaving only one for support systems) compared to Crisis' four, although given it have in-built retro-thrusters and photon grenade launchers it can and usually does have up to 5 systems with enough reactor capacity to power them all, even though weapon options available to Hazard suit are generally more devastating and power-hungry:
::'''Twin-linked burst cannons''' are for mulching down infantry with enough dakka to make Orks jealous.
::'''Fusion cascades''', which are melta miniguns, less powerful than basic fusion blasters and more short-ranged but with a higher rate of fire, so they're more effective against light/medium vehicles, monsters and terminators rather than heavy tanks.
::'''Phased ion guns''' which were supposed to be "assault cannons-lite", and are more "well rounded" choice, being decent against both light and heavy infantry or light vehicles, though heavily outclassed by the previous two gun options.
::'''Pulse Submunition Rifles''', commonly referred by a player base as "shotguns", these are the most long ranged and expensive guns available to Hazard. They cover a huge area with a cover-ignoring blasts to root out heavy cover campers.

It should be noted that the number 9 is a significant number to the Tau given that they count in an octal numeral system (there is no 8 or 9; 10 comes immediately after 7), as opposed to [[humanity]]'s decimal system. [[Awesome|This means that to the Tau, the XV9 is literally cranked up to 11.]]

[[File:XV95.jpeg|250px|thumb|right|<center>Stiking hard and fast</center>]]

=== {{anchor|XV95|XV-95}} XV95 Ghostkeel Battlesuit ===
Ghostkeel is a really big and powerful stealth suit that can and would fight well in a straight fight rather than relying on flanking maneuvers and infiltration to hit vulnerable flanks and retreat out of harms way like your regular Stealth teams. It's the same weight class and size as Hazard, but has extensive armour plating for nearly double the survivability. Unlike the XV15 and XV25, the XV95 doesn't have full stealth system on itself, but rather its parts are spread between the battlesuit and its stealth drones, meaning only with a combination of both can the team becomes nigh-invisible, while separately they appear to be only slightly camouflaged, which, combined with an exceptional tankiness of the Ghostkeel, and mediocre survivability of his drones makes the XV-95 one of the few battlesuits that would take hits for its drones instead of drones shielding him with their cold, expendable, mechanical bodies. But being nigh-invisible is not enough for XV-95 - it carries an electronic warfare equipment in it's left hand like a gun, and use it to fuck up enemy targeting systems even more, unless they are at point-blank range, and can overcharge it to shock-and-awe any opponent trying to gun them down, ensuring it can't hit shit, although it's a one-use trick, as the suit need to recharge for a while to deliver this sensory shock again.

On the offense, Ghostkeel has a set of twin-linked standard battlesuit guns on it's back (sadly, only limited to flamers, burst cannons and fusion blasters), and a single BFG in it's right hand, which could be a fusion collider, which is an extra bigger fusion blaster with extra barrel that shoots small blasts, or an ion raker, which looks and fires like bigger badder cyclic ion blaster with double the normal mode firing rate (for SIX autocannon-grade shots per burst), double overcharge blast size and slightly higher range. On top of that, Ghostkeel also have two extra hard points for supporting system (meaning up to five hard points total) for extra customization options.

Lastly, much like Hazard suits, XV-95 aren't half as terrible in close combat as most other Tau battlesuits. While Ghostkeel may lack the speed, agility, counter-charge systems and vector thrusters of an XV-9, what it have is a sheer brutal strength - your typical five-man space marine demi-squad would quickly find a hard way that a single Ghostkeel is not an easy prey in close combat, as its single punch is enough to turn a marine into a screaming pile of meat paste flavored with broken bones and ceramite shards. Hell its not that hard for a Ghostkeel to kick (quite literally) through a tank's armour or even fortification walls.

=== {{anchor|XV104|XV-104}} XV104 Riptide Battlesuit ===
[[File:Nova Reactor Energy.jpg|200px|thumb|right|"So this is the power of the Nova Reactor... Not bad, not bad at all..."]]
A new, extra-large battlesuit (at twice the size of the XV8) that made its first appearance in the 6th edition codex, the Riptide resembles the bastard offspring of a Gundam (specifically the ZZ Gundam, what with its XBAWKS HUEG build, optional missile system and destructive but stupidly risky energy weapon) and a Metal Gear. Arguably more of a vehicle than a suit of armor, the Riptide's primary weapon can be either a heavy burst cannon or an ion accelerator (with twin smart missile systems, fusion blasters or plasma rifles as backup weapons), while its defensive prowess is supplemented by a portable shield generator. All of these can be made significantly more powerful if the prototype Nova reactor built into the suit is used to charge the weapon or shield; however, doing so runs the risk of overloading the generator, releasing deadly radiation that can injure or kill the pilot.

While incredibly powerful, the Riptide's primary drawback ([[fluff]]-wise) is that the materials used to manufacture it are rare. Thus, their numbers remain fairly small within the Tau Empire's forces. Not that you'd know since every goddamn Tau list has them flying out of their asses. Then again, every Imperial Guard force on the tabletop is full of elite veterans, heavy tanks and flyers instead of swarms of regular Guardsmen...

An extremely [[Rape|cheesetastic tactic]] on the tabletop with this fella is to model it to be as low as possible (like crouching forward) and then put it behind a piece of very big cover, like a bastion. It moves out during the movement phase, revs the Nova reactor, blasts nearby enemies into oblivion, then jet boosts back behind the bastion during the assault phase to block enemy LoS.

[[File:Xv-107-rvarna-battlesuit.jpg|400px|thumb|left|That's a nice gargantuan creature you have there…it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it...]]

=== {{anchor|XV107|XV-107}} XV107 R'varna Battlesuit ===
Essentially a Riptide (made by [[Forge World]] of all folk) that threw mobility away for more armour and two exceedingly huge pulse submunition cannons (think plasma cluster bomb) for the purpose of fucking everything up for the enemy. Its Nova Reactor also grants some unusual properties like a turn with Fleet, an electromagnetic shockwave that hits everyone around it, or double-firing weapons, but is no less risky to use. The fluff behind this involves an Earth Caste engineer from sept Ke'lshan, called Sho'Aun, who managed to go behind the Ethereals' backs by building something so huge, expensive (even in in-universe terms), and lethal when he was supposed to make more stealthsuits. One [[Tyranids|Tyranid]] swarm later, however, he revealed this behemoth and with it helped dumpster all of the 'Nids and save the sept.

One interesting note of mention is that in the early days of the R'varna's conception, before it was officially announced, there was indeed a rumor floating around that Forgeworld was actually designing a new stealthsuit. This was before 6th Edition Tau were even released, so it makes sense that nobody even knew about the Riptide aside from the weeks preceding the new codex, but what is interesting is that, given the fluff behind the R'varna, it's almost as though Forgeworld chuckled at the rumors and used those as a basis for their fluff, going so far as to craft the rumors of a stealthsuit into the XV107's fundamental history. '''The more you know!''' The X7 designation this suit have means it's supposed to be an infiltration unit, which is the exact opposite of what R'Varna actually does - this is likely the result of it being developed as a part of Stealth Suit program.

Unlike plenty of other things in lore, the R'varna, with its big-ass pulse submunitions cannons, is as big a rape machine on the table as it is in the fluff. With the ability to fire two pie plates a turn at AP4 and S6 (and FOUR plates using the Nova Reactor) the thing turns [[Tyranids]] to garden mulch, and [[Orks]] to fertilizer. The cannons have Cluster Fire, which means that, the bigger the target the more hits it receives and at higher strength. Thus, while anything with Very Bulky, Bike, Jetbike, Cavalry or Beast takes two hits at +1S, MCs Buildings and Vehicles take THREE S8 hits per hit. Kinda feels [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScmfbOwRreU like this] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBC1Qob27sM more like this]. All in all, the R'varna is considered to be horribly, horribly, horribly broken by non-Tau players, and by Tau players still using it to be the most [[cheese|deliciously cheddar]] thing since [[Fish of Fury|Fish of Fury]].

[[File:XV109.jpg|250px|thumb|left|Bringing the Greater Good close and personal]]

=== {{anchor|XV109|XV-109}} XV109 Y'Vahra Battlesuit===
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3lrhPeK6gU ''Hi, it's Sho'Aun with the Y'vahra, you'll be saying "wow" everytime you use this Tau'']. A regular Riptide doesn't do well too close to an enemy, this one does well at close or medium range. This is for the blobs, the Deathwing, the Armoured Ceramite'd AV14. Made in Ke'lshan Sept by Sho'Aun, you know that guy always makes good stuff. This is a Riptide that embraces its mobility and gets a super-flamer, a mega-haywire gun and has super-jetpacks able to turn it into a flying monstrous creature once each two turns. This one was made with the opposite goal of a Riptide: to jump in close and take the fight to the enemy, fling a burst of flechettes as it lands and then jump back out before it can be overwhelmed. With its S6 Torrent (at 6") Plasma Flamer that goes either AP3 Heavy 1 or AP2 Heavy 2, and its S8 AP3 Haywire Cannon that also blinds, it can effectively total entire enemy units in one volley, and even more so with the Nova Reactor on (which gives it some more tricks, like the ability to Jink or move back into reserves while in close combat). As a trade off, however, it is a little bit more fragile than Riptide, and it's Nova Reactor options are also weaker, more focused on extra mobility and surviving/escaping close combat rather than blasting shit to death or, you know, the ever frustrating for your opponent 3++ against everything. Combined with extremely uncomfortable range of all of it's weapons Y'Vahra tends to go down much quicker than the Riptide.

[[File:Stompin on marines.jpeg|250px|thumbnail|right|Teaching [[Abaddon|certain spiky gue-la]], how to be cool despite the lack of arms]]

=== {{anchor|KV128|KV-128}} KV128 Stormsurge Ballistic Suit===
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUnjxftU6r0&feature=youtu.be&t=96 A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR] The new and improved chicken walkers!

The Tau have decided the Riptide still wasn't big enough and made an even larger battlesuit. The Stormsurge is armed with a one of two giant pulse cannons, one of which is much like AdMech eradication beamer goes stronger, but loses the blast radius as target comes closer, except it starts at 30" with S9 AP5 large blast and finishes with the almighty D, at almost point-blank range, and the other variant of the cannon is pretty much a railgun with a large blast. It's hilariously large pair of missile pods, combined with an SMS on it's back and a pair of airbursting frag projectors it can get would vomit out so much anti-infantry firepower across half of the board in one volley you'd probably need to buy double the number of dice you already have to just resolve it's shooting: entire armies of GEQs would melt the moment this thing opens fire, and even terminators or monstrous creatures would be hard pressed to survive once they start failing their saves under that hail of wounds. It also houses four Destroyer missiles, which are AP1 Seeker Missiles which become strength D when guided by a marker light, and as all four could be fired simultaneously (if you had scored enough ML tokens) could easily kill four regular vehicles or almost any other superheavy/gargantuan on turn one from across the board. But there is more! The stabilizing rods on its legs aren't just for cool look: KV128 can stabilize itself, losing ability to move and stomp for firing EVERY FUCKING GUN IT HAS TWICE. This rape train, however, ''does'' have brakes, as the Stormsurge is extremely squishy for it's size and firepower, basically being as survivable as two Carnifexes, so it's pretty much a heavy artillery piece, that need to stay way back and be protected in order to take it's points back, and is the one more geared for anti-infantry, so if you're looking for something to deal with Knights and Titans, look below for a proper front line Tau titan. It's squishyness probably has something to do with it being the only Battlesuit so far that has its pilots (or gun operators,looks like it has a couple of these) sitting without any cover over their heads.

[[File:KX139.jpg|250px|thumbnail|left|<center>[[StarCraft|THOR IS HERE!]]</center>]]

=== KX139 Ta'Unar Supremacy Armour ===

[https://youtu.be/2vKz7WnU83E?t=46 To fight monsters, we created monsters of our own]

A new super-heavy Compensator Class battlesuit, massive enough to claim the title of Tau [[Titan]]. After multiple run-ins with Imperial Knights and Tyranid bio-titans, the Ethereals were forced to admit the necessity of Titan-sized static defenses to deal with counter-expansion attempts into their own territory and asked the same Earth Caste nutter who made the R'vana and the Y'varha, Sho'Aun, to make something capable of fending off super-heavy assault forces too strong for their bombers to deal with.

He did not disappoint.

While it lacks the jet packs (much like it's brother the R'varna), the Ta'Unar is armed to the teeth and damn hard to kill with T:9 and 10 wounds. Although it's a Gargantuan Creature like the [[Wraithknight]], it can fire Overwatch at BS2 with its two smart missile systems and two twin-linked burst cannons. Its main guns are no less effective- for arm weapons, it can equip either a Heavy 5 multimelta or an ion cannon that can fire either 6 shots at S7 AP3 or 3 shots at S9 AP2. The back-mounted Pulse Ordnance Multi-Driver can fire either a Strength D Massive Blast with 72" range or a S8 AP3 Apocalyptic Barrage with Pinning and Ignores Cover with a range of 12-120". Defensively, it has a 2+/5++ save that improves to 4++ against shooting attacks, and it can sacrifice the invulnerable save for a turn to cut the number of wounds suffered from a "Deathblow" result on the Destroyer table in half. Its only real flaws are that it's expensive as all hell to field (both points-wise and in real-world costs, being a Forge World exclusive and all).
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