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Board-tans/bant

2018-05-03T17:55:08Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:/bant/ - International/Random}}
[[Image:Bantanna.png|thumb|300px|right|/bant/-tan, or Bantanna]]
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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' A medium-height, slim teenage girl. Her all-time messy, dirty blonde hair is tied in twintail. Her eyes are blood red. Her usual clothing consists of comfortable things, usually wears a hoodie and some kind of tracksuit or skirt.

'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' She is a playful geek, proud of her autism like everyone on /bant/. She really likes playing [[/tg/|board games]] such as [[Risk]] and [[/v/|old vidya]]. Normally inoffensive and cheery in tone, she'll throw well-intentioned jabs and banter at people when the situation calls as per fitting her namesake. Though not a person with a short fuse, if sufficently angered (usually by people ignoring her or making her feel uncomfortable), her tone turns towards something more remincient of her upbringing, throwing more sophisticated versions of the slurs her father makes ("Negro" versus "Nigger"). In spite of being a red board, she dislikes porn and everything lewd in general like /pol/, but will only use her father's words for ''degeneracy'' when angered.

Consumes anime on a casual level, but this is largely done to spite her father and knowledge tends to be spotty compared to someone like /a/. She plays both old-school DOS games and more <s>casual</s> modern .io games such as ''PixelCanvas'' and ''MooMoo'', and once managed to disrupt the former with the help of /jp/, /mlp/, /b/, and even /pol/ before losing ground to dirty [[Communism|communists]] in one of the few friendly interactions with her father.

Like /pol/ and [s4s], /bant/ believes in meme magic. She takes GETs (repeating digits on post numbers) very, ''very'' seriously in a manner rivaling [s4s], always excited when they're appearing on her board and fishing for more in areas such as /b/ and /pol/.

'''Her story:''' She came into being shortly after the destruction of /mlpol/; /pol/ initially wanted her to be a replacement for the late board, but being who he is failed in swaying her to adopt his views. She strongly dislikes him for this and has adopted a few mannerisms and [[Anime|interests]] in order to deliberately be the opposite of /pol/'s projected visions and occasionally steals his GETs to further spite him. She thinks that many of /pol/'s pet projects like Kekistan are stupid. Despite this, she still has small traces of her father such as knowing all the right ethnic and racial slurs if she wants to go beyond banting to being really offensive, generally reserving them for legitimate fits of [[RAGE|rage]].

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Image:AU Bantanna.png|AU's common appearance
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'''AU Bantanna:''' AU Bantanna is a hallucination that Bantanna has every once in a while or under great stress. AU Bantanna is a manifestation of Bantanna's Repressed thoughts and feelings. Except for almost always having red eyes, AU Bantanna doesn't have a constant color because her colors depend on Bantanna's feelings. Most of the time, AU is colorless. When Bantanna receives an overwhelming amount of imptrash, AU appears and tries to convince her to be more board supremacist and/ or use weaponized autism to fight back. AU also
convinces Bantanna to sometimes allow lewd or chaotic things to slide. AU always appears wearing the same clothes as Bantanna except that she has gym shoes,
a zip-up hoodie, and higher-placed twintails.

'''Relationships:''' She is a child of /pol/, but isn't happy to admit it, despising her father and everything related to him. /pol/ moves his threads to /bant/ in effort to make /bant/-tan more like him, but this is rarely met with a warm reaction. Her mother is unknown and /pol/ refuses to answer the question who she is.

She’s good friends with [s4s], the two meeting when Keksandra walked into /bant/ during a session of /bant/kingdom searching for GETs, noticing all the potential memes she's playing with, including Cirno, which is how /bant/ learned about GETs and KoG. The two play make-believe with each other, with Keksandra bringing in her own toys and occasionally ruining things because she's at times too weird for /bant/. When it comes to GET gathering they treat themselves as friendly rivals.

/bant/-tan initially saw /mlp/ as weird like most people do, and the fact that she dislikes ponies (/pol/ tried to make her into /mlpol/2) only enforced it, but the two found positive relations and common ground in certain activities such as PixelCanvas, making /mlp/ one of the adults that /bant/ is able to be herself with. /bant/ makes /mlp/ feel nostalgic in return.

/bant/ knows of /jp/ and was given an introduction into Japanese culture by her, but is often decried as a secondary by the latter. /jp/ is willing to tolerate her as she's one of the few other boards that shares an interest in Touhou, trying to get her to play the actual games.

/vr/ taught her how to play shooters and other old video games and she will sometimes be seen co-opting with him when she has nothing better to do. /tg/ is in a similar situation in that she will play tabletop games with him when she can. When comitting to a role-playing game her characters tend to be well-played, but cliched ones with a habit of reusing them for different campaigns with minor changes due to preferring to stick to readily identifiable archetypes.

Other short term associations include /b/, who oddly enough taught her how to program in a moment of being more than an anti-social freak (they otherwise do not associate as /b/ is considered degenerate), /c/ (they both like Cirno), /k/ (/bant/ has some fondness for military aesthetics and strategy and many of her toys are model tanks), /a/, /toy/ (she loves toys!), /qa/ (will sometimes record her GETs for everyone to see and she's better informed than most boards about his existence) and /his/. Her relationship with /int/ is unknown.

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File:bant-tan_first.png|First ever created image of /bant/-tan
File:bantannaheadshots.png
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==/bant/ Kingdom==
/Bant/ has a very creative imagination and likes playing with toys in her free time depicting popular [[Meme|board figures]] and [[Original character, do not steal|original characters]] of her own design. These are done on the backdrop of an imaginary kingdom, which also functions as a showcase of what she views as an ideal world: a [[Forgotten Realms|realm of fantasy and cliches]] known as ''/bant/kingdom'', with each board figure having its own role in correspondence to what she thinks their personalities are like. A handful of these characters include the following:
* '''[[Touhou|Cirno]]''', is <s>an intellectually-challenged fairy only supported by likewise intellectually-challenged anons</s> the ''Queen of /bant/''. She likes to make sure everyone remembers that she's queen by hanging her flag everywhere. As a toy, she was among the first acquired by /bant/ and one of her favorites and how she got into Japanese culture, but is sometimes mocked for her tastes by /jp/ and [s4s].
* '''Simon''', the maybe[[Beastman| blobfish]], maybe [[Salamanders|salamander]] person is ''Mayor of /bant/'', though his role can shift as needed as he has plenty of skills! He longs for Leaf Girl, but she's in a stable relationship with an American, making him very sad. Something like a /bant/ version of wojak.
* '''Borche''', a simple, good-natured [[Peasant|farmer]] who likewise doubles as the [[Inquisition|captain of the guard]]. His favorite way to deal with threats is to [[flamer|burn them]]. Hates frogs, distrusts Apu.
* '''Leaf Girl''', the [[Cadia|Canadian]], a famous local known for both being very Canadian and having several conflicting rumors about her. Is she a foreign spy looking to [[Horus Heresy|overthrow Cirno as Queen of /bant/]]? A serial killing seductress wanted for her crimes seeking asylum? Or just a Canadian who knows how to cook a mean BBQ? Nobody knows, but she obliviously stole the heart of Simon. Only time will tell if she reflects his feelings for her.
* [[/v/|'''Duke Nukem''']], the original man with the balls of steel and simply known by many as ''The Duke''. Tells foreigners trying to disrupt the peace to ''blow it out your ass'', especially non-American ones.
*'''[[Mutant|Apu]]''' A deformed Pepe the frog that really wants ''frens''. In a meta sense, Apu is a special case of /pol/ giving /bant/ a Pepe the Frog action figure with was unknowingly defective in the box. Though she hates Pepe as much as everything else /pol/, she saw something in the deformed creature and decided it had a new personality, one that isn't rude or abrasive but wanted friends, rejected by the Pepes for being defective in a not so subtle jab of /pol/'s ideology.
* [[Bear Lore|'''Blepe''']], a being made to fight Pepe out of the visage of fellow ''Boy's Club'' character ''Brett''. Originally among her first original characters, she gradually figured out that he was just a bad knock-off and as ugly as what he was meant to fight, and so he is featured less than he used to be.
* The '''/bant/ Plant''', a <s>forced meme</s> potted plant chalked up to be a man-eating monster. Or maybe he's just Simon's pet? Another one of her original toys.
* The '''/bant/elope''', a cheap antelope figurine that she used to substitute for horses and other beasts of burden before she could afford more toys. Occasionally still used out of nostalgia, but was never really popular to begin with.
* '''Gondola''', one of her favorites and often used as a general citizen of the kingdom as well as a mount from which the Queen and her knights rides. Likes comfy situations, dislikes Spurdo.
* '''Spurdo Spärde''', another toy given to her by /pol/, she found him too fun to dispose of and he frequently goes on adventures with the Queen as well as drives out enemy frogs. Is afraid to be left alone with Gondola.
* '''Berb''', A lovable blue blob that was created in the same instance as Borche, but was quickly forgotten to time and doesn't do much anymore. His location today remains unknown and macros of him are an antique to those days.
*'''Satania''', A mischievous demon who often tries to prank /bant/anna, she is however very clumsy and her pranks often end in failure. She wants to be an evil demon bit she's too innocent to actually cause any harm to others. Lots of people dislike her, for reasons unknown. She's a big part of /bant/ culture with her smug facial expressions and emotive pictures. She was here on day one.
*'''Kagari''', The main villain of the Kingdom. Contested the Queen's GETs for months, looking to usurp her. Her reign of tyranny finally ended when she branched out to /k/ and was taken down by the [[mods]], although not without a fight. /bant/anna still remembers her fondly, despite most denizens of the Kingdom hating her at the time.
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File:Apu_comic.png|/bant/-tan meeting Apu
File:Cirno_comic.png|/bant/-tan meeting Cirno
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Board-tans/mlp

2018-05-03T17:54:33Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:/mlp/ - My Little Pony}}
[[Image:Mlptanv2.jpg|thumb|right|/mlp/-tan]]
[[Image:pol and mlp.jpg|thumb|right|/mlp/'s (former) relationship with /pol/]]
[[Image:Mlp and pol coloured.png|thumb|right|/mlp/'s current relationship with /pol]]
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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Female, lanky and a bit on the scrawny side. Pale, with dyed purple hair (though originally brown), wears glasses, Twilight Sparkle earrings or hair clip. Like her older brother /co/ (who has since disowned her entirely), she dons a fedora, though a gray one. She mostly wears her hat to cover up a plastic unicorn horn she accidentally glued to her forehead. She has a cutie mark (from which pony exactly may vary) tattooed on her left thigh and is terrified of anyone finding out about it. You can see her wearing a pony t-shirt (though like the cutie mark, this varies) with a grey jacket/hoodie and a pair of jeans or grey pants when in public, which is semi rare.

'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' /mlp/ is desperate for attention and acceptance, however, she fails at every turn due to her obsessive nature towards whatever her latest interest is. While she loves Ponies, she hates the fanbase, particularly Ponychan and Equestria Daily. Despite this, she does still keep an eye on what they're up to, and is somehow subscribed to the the physical Equestria Daily ("I only read it for the episode links!"). She is talented at drawing (ponies), sculpting (pony toys), sewing (ponies), writing (pony fanfiction), making music remixes (of My Little Pony songs), and baking bread. She also has a strange obsession with socks and often-times helps with charity events of all sorts. Her favorite food is spaghetti.

'''Relationships:'''
While conceited in terms of her own interests, she is quick to warm up to any visitors and will fight tooth and nail to be noticed or at least acknowledged, even if the attention is negative. Being the annoying little sister of /co/, he usually pushes her away and tries to ignore her. Most of the boards regard her with disdain at best. /x/ holds a grudge against her for stealing her socks numerous times, and for dabbling into tulpae, which /mlp/ continues to fail miserably at trying to create. She very briefly dated /b/ (though he might argue nothing ever actually happened) and is often hostile towards him, pelting him with small toy ponies. She has an unhealthy crush on /k/ after a single instance where he complimented and acted kindly towards her. /v/ really, really, really hates her. A lot. Especially when she tries to create her own games and dabble on his 'turf'. She does get along pretty well with his daughter, Vivian, at least while he's too busy with Tumblr to do something about it. Speaking of Tumblr, she dislikes it just as much as the rest of 4chan boards. Unlike them, however, she usually comes out on top (literally?). /vg/ is more tolerant towards her, but will deny they're friends if asked. She occasionally plays 40k with /tg/ and likes him (the feeling is anything but mutual), though she bothers him by replacing some miniatures with ponies and painting them with tiny cutie marks and rainbows. She also owns a full Wh:FB army of Bre-pony-a, which is a [[Horse|Bretonnia]] army taking full advantage of the relaxed proxy rules in [[Warhammer_Fantasy_Battle|Fantasy Warhammer]] (there is not a single GW, nor non-pony model in it), and she's actually very good with it. Young /s4s/ is like a sister to her and she often volunteers to babysit her. As of late 2012, she was in a surprisingly stable relationship with /pol/. Upon hearing of this her older brother /co/ seemed to regret disowning her, if only for a moment. "She was just too young." This period of course passed once she got to enjoy the show again and she dumped /pol/ just a bit shy of a year later. She successfully asked /d/ out on the Winter Ball 2014 and just like one would expect they got along just fine, [[Promotions|sharing]] [[NSFW|many]] [[FATAL|a]] [[Heresy|thing]] [[Slaanesh|together]]. She also has had decent relations and played often with /u/ but they aren't allowed to hang out anymore due to peer pressure.

Has now entered officially into a relationship with /pol/ again as of the 2017 April fool's day debacle whereupon they were both locked in a broom cupboard together for an entire day and found they had more in common than they thought. Rumours of a Pregnancy continue to circulate, as nobody can be sure whether the existence of [[Board-tans/mlpol|/mlpol/]] will continue to exist or flounder.

On the 5th of April, /mlpol/, /pol/ and /mlp/'s child, was killed by mods. This has, obviously, not been good for his mental state, and both /pol/ and /mlp/ are looking into occult means of retrieving /mlpol/ from the underworld with the help of /x/, much to the dismay of other boards, who have to listen to their ramblings.

'''Special Power:''' The ability to fail at almost everything when she thinks anyone (especially any of the other board) might be watching as she tries to act cool, however when no one else is around for her to try and impress she begins to fully indulge in her obsession, showing off real creativity and talent. Also has a pet/sidekick, Derpy Hooves, who may or may not actually exist, though is known to chase the mailman. Her toy unicorn horn sometimes actually works, but no one knows how or why. When asked, she says it's the magic of friendship but everyone knows she's just as clueless about it as everyone else, if not more so.

'''Changes:''' Currently a work in progress

Board-tans/lgbt

2018-05-03T17:53:22Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:/lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender}}
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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Created March, 18th, 2013. Usually portrayed as a blond-haired blue-eyed teenage boy with a rainbow sweater and jeans.

'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' Bipolar. Can be surprisingly chill given his subject matter, but will turn into a drama queen at the drop of a hat. Despises social justice warriors.

He's infected with The Tumblr. It's spreading. He turns into a special snowflake when super offended.

'''Relationships: ''' OP. Has a love-hate relationship with /pol/; wants him to get out of the closet already.

'''Job:''' Works at the gay bar with /y/.

<center><b>/LGBT/ DEPICTIONS:</b></center>

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File:Lgbtsnowflake.png|/lgbt/ as a special snowflake.
File:Lgbt.png| /lgbt/ during Winter Ball 2014
File:Lgbt2013.jpg| 2013 /lgbt/s
File:Gus.png| Gus.
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Board-tans/int

2018-05-03T17:52:42Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:/int/ - International}}
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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Female, '''WHIIIIIIITE''' with blonde hair and blue eyes. Actually has an incredibly dark skintone, like someone from Argentina (which is also white) but will insist she is white. Has the Iron Cross as a hair decoration, symbolizing her love of the whitest people of all.

'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' /int/ speaks improper English with a heavy accent and believes all other races (besides white) are inferior. Has a vast knowledge of races and nations, much of which is based entirely on personal encounters. She likes Polandball comics and making fun of other countries, especially America. Has a love-hate relationship with Japan because it tells her ridiculous things.

'''Relationships:''' Known as the strange foreign board, but for the most part she gets along with other boards. She is supportive of /pol/ when the board '''WHIIIIIIITE''' but otherwise thinks it's just another crazy American.

[[File:Int tan.png|thumb|left|200px||/int/-tan]]

==Meta Notes==

She does not know where /trv/ is.

Board-tans/mlpol

2018-05-03T17:51:09Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:/mlpol/ - My Little Politics}}
[[Image:Mlpol and african expedition anon.jpg|thumb|right|/mlpol/-tan and Grandpa Jerry]]
[[Image:Teen_mlpol.jpg|thumb|right|Teen /mlpol/, when he starts getting into collecting copious amounts of horse pornography and discussing politics and philosophy]]
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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Male, Young and somewhat lean, takes after his father in terms of body. Pale, with Black hair and Purple eyes. Wears pajamas most of the time, of varying types, usually something either My Little Pony themed or Nazi themed, dependant on who dressed him that morning. Carries around a blanket stitched together out of two blankets, one covered in cutie marks and the other in swastikas.

'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' /mlpol/ is a happy accident that occurred between /pol/ and /mlp/ and has inherited the most positive aspects of both. Enjoys watching my little pony on the TV when Grandpa Jerry falls asleep, also enjoys spouting what he hears his dad say very loudly in public, to the usual disapproval of passersby, despite not knowing what most of it means.

'''Grandpa Jerry:''' Grandpa Jerry, despite not being related to /mlpol/ by blood, takes care of /mlpol/ for his parents when they are away doing other things, which for people as autistic as /pol/ and /mlp/ is often a lot. Grandpa Jerry is a British Colonial soldier who participated in the African expeditions to claim territory for the British empire. He considers these his glory days, and it is through this line of work that he met /pol/ after they began chatting in a pub. Grandpa Jerry owns a big blunderbuss he doesn't have a licence for and uses it to shoot anyone he considers a threat, which is usually black people and Jews, due to both his experiences in Africa and his relationship with /pol/. Because all his children and grandchildren have their own lives and didn't visit him anymore he jumped at the opportunity to look after /mlpol/. He rambles about old war stories and /mlpol/ listens intently until Jerry falls asleep, then /mlpol/ goes and watched my little pony until he also falls asleep. Jerry has a big scar on his belly he got from wrestling with a warthog during his first expedition, and he tells people 9 different stories as to how he got it.

'''Relationships:'''
/mlpol/ has not had much chance to interact with other people, he has a few preconceived prejudices towards the people who occasionally yell at him in public because he's related to /pol/ and /mlp/. Hates /qa/ despite not knowing why, because his parents both hate /qa/ for putting them together on April fool's day out of spite for both of them. Loves his Grandpa Jerry, who agreed to take care of /mlpol/ during the extended honeymoon /pol/ and /mlp/ took together after /mlpol/ was conceived, and continues to do so when needed, which is often. /mlpol/ loves his parents /mlp/ and /pol/, but sometimes wonders why they don't spend as much time with him as they could.

'''Recent Activity:'''
Recently, /mlpol/ was discovered by mods, kidnapped and taken to a stasis chamber to be studied until they can decide what to do with him. While there, he made friends with his cousin /cock/, /fitlit/, /fap/, /can/, /mo/ then later /outsoc/, /spa/, /mtv/ and /vint/, who were all there to be studied as abominations by the mods. He was only friends with them because of his imprisonment, but nonetheless had a soft spot for some of them, despite their general hatred for him in return. Things took a turn for the worse, when on April 3rd, 2017 he fell into a coma, His life teetering between life and death. On April 5th, /mlpol/ died.

Board-tans/s4s

2018-05-03T17:50:25Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says}}
[[File:S4s-tan.jpg|thumb|300px|[s4s]-tan.]]
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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' Little girl. Probably born with one or more congenital diseases. Always wears a "TOPLEL" cap with a small propeller at the top. According to her, this propeller allows her to fly, but this is still to be proved. She is almost always wearing shirts or plain dresses with memes or catchphases on them.

'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior:''' [s4s] spends most of her time in her room, looking at the many posters full of pictures of Lup, Costanza, Les Claypool and many others. Other than that, she only leaves her room to "make keks" for the rest of the 4chan house or randomly come to the other boards to hug them, scream "GET" and leave. Speaks with either very short or nonsensical sentences, often just one word long, or incredibly long speeches. Polite and accepting, but a bit bossy towards people who aren't. Likes to spout random [[meme]] references at random times. Often creates her own new "memes" and tries to get them trending amongst the other members of the house, with limited success.

'''Special Power:''' According to her, she has all kind of supernatural powers. There is no proof of that to this day. She often carries a bag full of "kek" which seems impossible to be empty. Offers a fortune-telling service, but it's about as accurate as fortune cookie fortunes. She has a deadly strike rate with stealing other board's GETs. She appears to have some sort of sixth sense, in which she can detect when someone in the house even mentions the slightest reference to repeating digits in conversation, and then come to derail the topic with dubs.

'''Relationships:''' [s4s] is not very remarkable in the house, in fact, some boards often forget that she exists. She gets bullied a lot, especially by /a/. She looks to /mlp/ as her sister, and /mlp/ is happy to babysit her if needed. Most other boards don't relate with her, until she comes up to check their dubs, to which they tell her to go back to her room. In the case of quints or higher, most boards will rage, while the odd few might praise her. During the Cuckening, /pol/ sought refuge in [s4s]'s room for a few weeks. [s4s] was happy to let /pol/ stay while she trashed /pol/'s room a bit more. Boards that share some of her memes, like /int/ or /sp/, could have a soft spot for her. Sometimes plays with other child boards, like /i/ and /c/.

Of her few real relationships, she's considered a good friend of /bant/, the two meeting when [s4s] walked into /bant/- during a session of /bant/ Kingdom searching for GETs, noticing all the potential memes she's playing with, including the popular digits meme Cirno, which is how /bant/ learned about GETs. The two play make-believe with each other, with Keksandra bringing in her own memes and occasionally ruining things because she's sometimes too weird for /bant/ to handle. When it comes to GET gathering they treat themselves as friendly rivals.

'''Job:''' Underage, but doesn't go to school.

Board-tans/b

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:/b/ - Random}}
[[Image:B-tan2.jpg|thumb|300px|right|/b/-tan]]
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'''Gender/Physical Description:''' /b/ can be drawn in any form, but should never be outright labeled with "/b/" as his actions should be the ones to betray who he is.

'''Personality/Habits/Hobbies/Behavior etc.:''' Unpredictable and full of contradictions. Novelty-seeking, contrarian, anarchic, gleeful, destructive, misanthropic, and occasionally obsessive. Has an interest in very many topics and is knowledgeable about them if he concentrates for a bit. Capable of being altruistic, if he's in a good mood. Is seldom serious although may appear to be so. Constantly pulling pranks, which range from harmless to destructive. Emotionally unstable under a facade of indifference and bigotry. Extremely self-loathing. Hates everyone and everything (especially humanity's constant bullshit), except for cats and [[Yotsuba]] Koiwai. Has a strong capacity for rage, but it falls short of [[/v/]]'s. May have at some point in his past attempted to "fight the world" as a starry-eyed idealist but not only did the world win, it kicked /b/ around for a while afterward and he lost all hope.

'''Special Power:''' /b/ is a shell of a human who is constantly possessed by spirits (effectively, {{Anonymous}}, but this meta detail is not stated outright). /b/ is invincible, and even if the shell is destroyed, the spirits of /b/ will inhabit another. Possibly is able to summon minions for raids. Alternatively has random tough guys following him constantly, even though they don't understand why they do it. Either version of minions have power in numbers, not by themselves. Minions may or may not listen to /b/; his control over minions is very rudimentary.

'''Relationships:''' Everyone hates /b/, but not as much as /b/ hates himself. /b/ is not very social and prefers to be left alone. Interactions with other boards are often hostile (especially against /x/), but not always so. May or may not play the vidya with /v/ and watch animu with /a/. Used to be in a relationship with /mlp/. /b/ has a cat, which is the only thing he loves unconditionally, probably because it reminds him of his own selfish antisocial self, but his love is not reciprocated.

'''Job:''' /b/ has no job other than collecting rent from the other boards as he is the de facto landlord of 4chan House. He had rich parents who didn't care and wrote him a blank check when he left or was disowned. Had a few jobs, mostly low-skill service jobs. Can't really hold any job down because of inevitable trolling. /b/'s finances are unclear: at times he is able to afford anything, while at other times he does not have enough for necessities.

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File:Bs.jpg|Various types of /b/tards.
File:B2.png
File:B mask scriptkiddie.png
File:B with qa.png|Cancer and /qa/
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