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<div>''Were you looking for the character also known as [[Cultist-chan]] ?''<br />
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'''''"I AM KHORNEHOLIO! I NEED BLOOD FOR MY BLOOD GOD!"'''''<br />
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'''''"ARE YOU THREATENING ME? MY SKULLPILE WILL NOT WAIT!!"'''''<br />
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[[Image:Khorneholiover2.png|All he wanted was skulls for his skull throne. What he got was his own religion.|thumb]]<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
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The lesser-known (but still funny) [[meme]] stemming from [[Firaeveus Carron]].<br />
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Originated during the introduction sequence for when you assault Carron's stronghold in ''[[Dawn of War|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]''.<br />
Like many memes from this series, it originated due to [[Scott McNeil|Scott Fucking McNeil]]'s <strike>inability to do remotely competent dialogue</strike> unwillingness to play a terrible script straight outside of [[Imperial Guard|Guardsmen]] during the course of the game, and bringing the number of [[Meme]]s stemming from ''Dawn of War: Soulstorm'' to at least Six.<br />
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[[PROMOTIONS|Hilarity ensues]].<br />
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==THEY COME!==<br />
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During the intro sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold, there is a discussion regarding the oncoming enemy by Carron, a Space Marine, and some cultists. Every single unit in this intro - The Cultists, The Chaos Marines, and of course, Carron himself - is voiced by [[Scott McNeil]], in what can only be called a glorious one-man show. Due to the cultist unit originally having a different voice-actor (specifically, Mark Oliver, who also voices Isador), McNeil attempts to copy the dialogue style Oliver used for the cultist - and [[FAIL|fail]]s utterly. He comes across as high-pitched, whiny, and sounds, in balls-out seriousness, like Cornholio, Beavis' sugar-fueled alternate persona from [[FAIL|Beavis and Butt-Head]]. <br />
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzqP1BqwvIw The Infamous Intro]<br />
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Now compare it to:<br />
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JrtFazaS7g This]<br />
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Prosecution rests.<br />
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Still, at least he has the balls to not run away screaming like [[Firaeveus Carron|a little bitch]] when the player's army overruns the Alpha Legion's stronghold. See here:<br />
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU&t=3s The Infamous Outro]<br />
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==See Also==<br />
''[[Daria 40k]]''.<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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Image:Cornholio.jpg|In retrospect this was oddly prophetic.<br />
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