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<p>2A02:C7D:6008:FC00:D1B:A15E:16EB:31E8: </p> <hr /> <div>'''Sarah Cawkwell''' is currently the only female novellist in the sausage party that is the '''[[Black Library]]'''.<br /> <br /> The running gag is that she is a hot, sexy, goth chick, and therefore not real. This is because the only women who go into a Games Workshop are the ones that fa/tg/uys dream up in their heads. She's actually a rather charismatic and regular looking human being, who [http://pyroriffic.wordpress.com has a blog], even though there are [[No Girls on the Internet]]. She wastes a lot of her time playing Morepigs, apparently. <br /> <br /> She apparently researched Norse Sagas while writing Blood Raven, as the entire story is basically Valkia teaching her fellow Norscans a ritual torture exactly similar to the Real Life Blood eagle present in Norse sagas. Which makes sense because the Warriors of Chaos are evil Chaos Vikings anyway and because this ritual was already in ''Wulfrik''. Also, Khorne apparently thought it up and gave it to the Norscans. It must be reiterated that this short story is named after the procedure detailed in the Norse sagas and NOT after [[Blood Ravens|a certain chapter of BAWLD AND FEWLISH]] Space Marines. <br /> <br /> She's apparently [[Special:Contributions/79.77.101.209|visited this wiki]] a few times. Probably found it after [[Schlicktau|Googling herself.]]<br /> <br /> Not [[Aaron Dembski-Bowden]] or [[Graham McNeill]]. Certainly not [[Nik Vincent]], because that would mean that she'd be married to [[Dan Abnett]].<br /> <br /> <br /> No one dares to make the obvious joke. NO ONE.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]<br /> [[Category:Writers]]<br /> [[category:Black Library]]</div>

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