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<div>[[Image:FLGS.jpg|thumb|right|Support your local Store, yes even if the staff are shit. [[LotR|You need them, more than you know.]] ]]<br />
'''The Local Game Store''' ('''LGS''') is whichever store a [[neckbeard]] goes to in his current locale to game in. It only becomes a Friendly Local Game Store (FLGS) if the staff and patrons are actually nice people, instead of the usual sociopathic [[Rules lawyers|rules lawyers]], preteens on Ritalin, and idiots who refuse to learn how to play the damn games.<br />
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Battle Bunkers are GW's answer to large-scale concentrations of [[Neckbeards]]. [[Games Workshop]] has two Battle Bunkers in the US. They are located in <strike>Los Angeles (Westminster)</strike> Not anymore, it's a one man store with a whole whopping two tables and a group of employees with their heads so far up their asses they don't know what edition either game is in. As far as I know, the store in Washington DC (Bowie, MD) might still be open. If you call that store your LGS, <strike>we envy you</strike> you are a lying fuck, as it has closed and been one-manned, too.<br />
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If you live in a podunk town that doesn't possess an LGS, or if you otherwise would like to play tabletop elsewhere, a few alternatives exist. [[Tabletop Simulator]] and [[VASSAL Game Engine]] have been used for playing 40k and other tabletop games.<br />
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==Don't know if you have one?== <br />
*[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=findastore For all your WotC needs.]<br />
*[https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/store/storefinder.jsp?_requestid=6052277/ Britfags, Warhammer is calling you.]<br />
*[http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/storelocator/search.jsp MURIKA, AWW YEAR!]<br />
*[http://www.sjgames.com/gamerfinder/ Steve Jackson, 'nuff said.]<br />
*[http://www.chaosium.com/storelocator/rsl_locatorservice.php Cthulhu prefers long-distance]<br />
*[http://www.white-wolf.com/retail/storefinder.php Something humorous; White Wolf]<br />
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===Non-english-speaking FLGSs===<br />
*[http://dragonslair.eu/ For neckbeards from the north. There be dragons, too.]<br />
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