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/tg/'s homebrews

2008-06-27T05:00:53Z

89.143.112.239:

Tee Gee sometimes gets bright ideas about "original" settings and ideas which sometimes turn out to be awesome. However, known for their proverbial laziness (due to the intake of large quantities of [[meatbread]]) these project rarely come to any sort of fruitition. Nevertheless, everyone knows that /tg/ gets shit done.

Some of the games and settings conceived in or around the board include:

Rodentia

[[Inland Empire]]

Trigger Discipline

Go to hell!

Deus Volt

Joints and Jivers

Überstadt

...

Grim and dark

2008-06-27T04:55:36Z

89.143.112.239:

An incorect spelling of [[grimdark]].

Grim and dark

2008-06-27T04:55:11Z

89.143.112.239: New page: A wrong spelling of grimdark.

A wrong spelling of [[grimdark]].

Emprah

2008-06-27T04:51:13Z

89.143.112.239:

A variant (/tg/) spelling of The Emperor - the leader of the human race in the [[41st millenium]]. Questioning his will or authority is considered treason, or more accurately [[HERESY]].

See also: [[Jesus]].

/tg/'s homebrews

2008-06-27T04:49:08Z

89.143.112.239:

Tee Gee sometimes gets bright ideas about "original" settings and ideas which sometimes turn out to be awesome. However, known for their proverbial laziness (due to the intake of large quantities of [[meatbread]]) these project rarely come to any sort of fruitition. Nevertheless, everyone knows that /tg/ gets shit done.

Some of the games and settings conceived in or around the board include:

Rodentia

Inland Empire

Trigger Discipline

Go to hell!

Deus Volt

Joints and Jivers

Überstadt

...

Rood

2008-06-27T04:45:44Z

89.143.112.239:

'''Rood''' was a [[Warforged]] who used to be a door. This caused him to develop a sexual attraction to door-parts, specificaly knobs and keyholes. This kindled the fa/tg/uys affection for bad puns.

'''Examples from his birthing thread on /tg/:'''

"Hmm... that lass seemed awfully suspicious... what do you think, Rood?"
"I THINK SHE'S GOT GREAT KNOBS! GET IT?! KNOBS?! I USED TO BE A DOOR."

---

"MAN I JUST HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM THAT ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE WERE TOUCHING MY KNOB. GET IT?! KNOB! BECAUSE I USED TO BE A DOOR!"
"..But you already made a knob joke."
".... KNOBS!"

---

"GOSH I HOPE THIS IS A SWINGERS CLUB... I JUST OILED MY HINGES!!!"
"You don't have hinges anymo-"
"KNOB!"

---

"Rood, it's time we've had a talk. Yes, we understand you were once a door. Yes, we understand that the idea of having little metal things inserted into one of your orifices was traumatizing. And yes, we've figured out how you got your name. Now can you stand aside, so I can break down this door so we can save the town?"
"BUT I LOVE HER."

---

"Wait, you spent ALL our loot on this key? What's so special about it?"
"I HAVE NEEDS TOO, FRANK. I DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU HIT ON EVERY TAVERN WENCH FROM HERE TO MORDOR."
"...You use it for.."
"YES."

---

"Hey Rood, can you pick that lock over there?"
"SURE. I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE."

---

"ROOD, HOLD THEM OFF WHILE WE GET TO THE oh for fuck's sake."
"SHOULDNA LEFT ME AJAR! GET IT?!"

---

"Rood, grab us the battering ram, will you?"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

---

"Man! That's one hot warforged!"

---

"Dude! That's a TRAP DOOR!"

Rood

2008-06-27T04:45:25Z

89.143.112.239:

'''Rood''' was a [[Warforged]] who used to be a door. This caused him to develop a sexual attraction to door-parts, specificaly knobs and keyholes. This kindled the fa/tg/uys affection for bad puns.

'''
Examples from his birthing thread on /tg/:'''

"Hmm... that lass seemed awfully suspicious... what do you think, Rood?"
"I THINK SHE'S GOT GREAT KNOBS! GET IT?! KNOBS?! I USED TO BE A DOOR."

---

"MAN I JUST HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM THAT ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE WERE TOUCHING MY KNOB. GET IT?! KNOB! BECAUSE I USED TO BE A DOOR!"
"..But you already made a knob joke."
".... KNOBS!"

---

"GOSH I HOPE THIS IS A SWINGERS CLUB... I JUST OILED MY HINGES!!!"
"You don't have hinges anymo-"
"KNOB!"

---

"Rood, it's time we've had a talk. Yes, we understand you were once a door. Yes, we understand that the idea of having little metal things inserted into one of your orifices was traumatizing. And yes, we've figured out how you got your name. Now can you stand aside, so I can break down this door so we can save the town?"
"BUT I LOVE HER."

---

"Wait, you spent ALL our loot on this key? What's so special about it?"
"I HAVE NEEDS TOO, FRANK. I DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU HIT ON EVERY TAVERN WENCH FROM HERE TO MORDOR."
"...You use it for.."
"YES."

---

"Hey Rood, can you pick that lock over there?"
"SURE. I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE."

---

"ROOD, HOLD THEM OFF WHILE WE GET TO THE oh for fuck's sake."
"SHOULDNA LEFT ME AJAR! GET IT?!"

---

"Rood, grab us the battering ram, will you?"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

---

"Man! That's one hot warforged!"

---

"Dude! That's a TRAP DOOR!"

Rood

2008-06-27T04:43:23Z

89.143.112.239:

'''Rood''' was a [[Warforged]] who used to be a door. This caused him to develop a sexual attraction to door-parts, specificaly knobs and keyholes.
'''
Examples from his birthing thread on /tg/:'''

"Hmm... that lass seemed awfully suspicious... what do you think, Rood?"
"I THINK SHE'S GOT GREAT KNOBS! GET IT?! KNOBS?! I USED TO BE A DOOR."

---

"MAN I JUST HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM THAT ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE WERE TOUCHING MY KNOB. GET IT?! KNOB! BECAUSE I USED TO BE A DOOR!"
"..But you already made a knob joke."
".... KNOBS!"

---

"GOSH I HOPE THIS IS A SWINGERS CLUB... I JUST OILED MY HINGES!!!"
"You don't have hinges anymo-"
"KNOB!"

---

"Rood, it's time we've had a talk. Yes, we understand you were once a door. Yes, we understand that the idea of having little metal things inserted into one of your orifices was traumatizing. And yes, we've figured out how you got your name. Now can you stand aside, so I can break down this door so we can save the town?"
"BUT I LOVE HER."

---

"Wait, you spent ALL our loot on this key? What's so special about it?"
"I HAVE NEEDS TOO, FRANK. I DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU HIT ON EVERY TAVERN WENCH FROM HERE TO MORDOR."
"...You use it for.."
"YES."

---

"Hey Rood, can you pick that lock over there?"
"SURE. I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE."

---

"ROOD, HOLD THEM OFF WHILE WE GET TO THE oh for fuck's sake."
"SHOULDNA LEFT ME AJAR! GET IT?!"

---

"Rood, grab us the battering ram, will you?"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

---

"Man! That's one hot warforged!"

---

"Dude! That's a TRAP DOOR!"

Rood

2008-06-27T04:42:38Z

89.143.112.239:

'''Rood''' was a [[Warforged]] who used to be a door. This caused him to develop a sexual attraction to door-parts, specificaly knobs and keyholes.
'''
Examples from his birthing thread on /tg/:'''

"Hmm... that lass seemed awfully suspicious... what do you think, Rood?"
"I THINK SHE'S GOT GREAT KNOBS! GET IT?! KNOBS?! I USED TO BE A DOOR."
---
"MAN I JUST HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM THAT ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE WERE TOUCHING MY KNOB. GET IT?! KNOB! BECAUSE I USED TO BE A DOOR!"
"..But you already made a knob joke."
".... KNOBS!"
---
"GOSH I HOPE THIS IS A SWINGERS CLUB... I JUST OILED MY HINGES!!!"
"You don't have hinges anymo-"
"KNOB!"
---
"Rood, it's time we've had a talk. Yes, we understand you were once a door. Yes, we understand that the idea of having little metal things inserted into one of your orifices was traumatizing. And yes, we've figured out how you got your name. Now can you stand aside, so I can break down this door so we can save the town?"
"BUT I LOVE HER."
---
"Wait, you spent ALL our loot on this key? What's so special about it?"
"I HAVE NEEDS TOO, FRANK. I DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU HIT ON EVERY TAVERN WENCH FROM HERE TO MORDOR."
"...You use it for.."
"YES."
---
"Hey Rood, can you pick that lock over there?"
"SURE. I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE."
---
"ROOD, HOLD THEM OFF WHILE WE GET TO THE oh for fuck's sake."
"SHOULDNA LEFT ME AJAR! GET IT?!"
---
"Rood, grab us the battering ram, will you?"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
---
"Man! That's one hot warforged!"
---
"Dude! That's a TRAP DOOR!"

Rood

2008-06-27T04:41:49Z

89.143.112.239:

Rood was a [[Warforged]] who used to be a door. This caused him to develop a sexual attraction to door-parts, specificaly knobs and keyholes.

Examples from his birthing thread on /tg/:

"Hmm... that lass seemed awfully suspicious... what do you think, Rood?"
"I THINK SHE'S GOT GREAT KNOBS! GET IT?! KNOBS?! I USED TO BE A DOOR."

"MAN I JUST HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM THAT ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE WERE TOUCHING MY KNOB. GET IT?! KNOB! BECAUSE I USED TO BE A DOOR!"
"..But you already made a knob joke."
".... KNOBS!"

"GOSH I HOPE THIS IS A SWINGERS CLUB... I JUST OILED MY HINGES!!!"
"You don't have hinges anymo-"
"KNOB!"

"Rood, it's time we've had a talk. Yes, we understand you were once a door. Yes, we understand that the idea of having little metal things inserted into one of your orifices was traumatizing. And yes, we've figured out how you got your name. Now can you stand aside, so I can break down this door so we can save the town?"
"BUT I LOVE HER."

"Wait, you spent ALL our loot on this key? What's so special about it?"
"I HAVE NEEDS TOO, FRANK. I DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN YOU HIT ON EVERY TAVERN WENCH FROM HERE TO MORDOR."
"...You use it for.."
"YES."

"Hey Rood, can you pick that lock over there?"
"SURE. I KNOW WHAT THE LADIES LIKE."

"ROOD, HOLD THEM OFF WHILE WE GET TO THE oh for fuck's sake."
"SHOULDNA LEFT ME AJAR! GET IT?!"

"Rood, grab us the battering ram, will you?"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"Man! That's one hot warforged!"

"Dude! That's a TRAP DOOR!"

Rood

2008-06-27T04:39:31Z

89.143.112.239: New page: Rood was a Warforged that used to be a door which caused him to develop a sexual attraction to door-parts, specificaly knobs and keyholes.

Rood was a [[Warforged]] that used to be a door which caused him to develop a sexual attraction to door-parts, specificaly knobs and keyholes.

Emprah

2008-06-27T04:34:45Z

89.143.112.239:

A variant (/tg/) spelling of The Emperor - the leader of the human race in the 41st millenium. Questioning his will or authority is considered treason, or more accurately [[HERESY]].

See also: [[Jesus]].

Emprah

2008-06-27T04:33:40Z

89.143.112.239: New page: The leader of the human race in the 41st millenium. Questioning his will or authority is considered treason, or more accurately HERESY. See also: Jesus.

The leader of the human race in the 41st millenium. Questioning his will or authority is considered treason, or more accurately [[HERESY]].

See also: [[Jesus]].

Meatbread

2008-06-27T04:31:14Z

89.143.112.239:

'''The Correct Procedure of Creating Meatbread'''

1. Get a large loaf of bread.

2. Cut off one end and empty most of the interior on a plate.

3. Stuff loaf with minced meat, sausages and other types of meat along with some of the previously removed bread.

4. If you wish add cheese, spices, mustard etc.

5. Bake.

6. ???

7. HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-

Meatbread

2008-06-27T04:30:15Z

89.143.112.239: New page: 1. Get a large loaf of bread. 2. Cut off one end and empty most of the interior on a plate. 3. Stuff loaf with minced meat, sausages and other types of meat along with some of the previous...

1. Get a large loaf of bread.
2. Cut off one end and empty most of the interior on a plate.
3. Stuff loaf with minced meat, sausages and other types of meat along with some of the previously removed bread.
4. If you wish add cheese, spices, mustard etc.
5. Bake.
6. ???
7. HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg-

/tg/'s homebrews

2008-06-27T04:28:28Z

89.143.112.239: New page: Tee Gee sometimes gets bright ideas about "original" settings and ideas which sometimes turn out to be awesome. However, known for their proverbial laziness (due to the intake of large qua...

Tee Gee sometimes gets bright ideas about "original" settings and ideas which sometimes turn out to be awesome. However, known for their proverbial laziness (due to the intake of large quantities of [[meatbread]]) these project rarely come to any sort of fruitition. Nevertheless, everyone knows that /tg/ gets shit done.

Some of the games and settings conceived in or around the board include:

Rodentia
Inland Empire
Trigger Discipline
Go to hell!
Deus Volt
Joints and Jivers
...

Inland Empire

2008-06-27T04:25:09Z

89.143.112.239:

Inland Empire is a rather original take on steampunk, published as a rpg by this Anon on /tg/ nobody really knows. It features Vikings in zeppelins and phone-line hacking. It could be considered one of [[/tg/'s homebrews]].

Inland Empire

2008-06-27T04:20:33Z

89.143.112.239: New page: Inland Empire is a rather original take on steampunk, published as a rpg by this Anon on /tg/ nobody really knows. It features Vikings in zeppelins and phone-line hacking.

Inland Empire is a rather original take on steampunk, published as a rpg by this Anon on /tg/ nobody really knows. It features Vikings in zeppelins and phone-line hacking.