Editing Bolt

== 1.Bolter ==
Bolters are assault rifles... On steroids... The Bolts (the type of rounds they fire) are about as big around as your fist, and impact with a micro-nuclear detonation, in sense, raping everything in the immediate vicinity. But of course, it doesn't just stop there now does it? No, it's a mother fucking assualt rifle, so the bitch has seven more like it following it, and they all think your head isn't "Mooshy" enough, so they all just kinda blow you up... Did it end there? NO, of course, Bolter rifles are used by Spess Muhreens, so they're followed up by a nine foot tall giant in a suit of armor that even Oprah Winfrey would have no problem hiding behind, and they proceed to kick your ass with their giant fucking swords and uber fists.

  Now your fucked.


== Bolt Pistol ==
Bolt Pistols, are like, a Bolter's Daughter, but the really slutty one, so everyone can have it. Spess Muhreens use them too. But all [[Commissars]] have them, and they'll all be like, "HERESY" while your on the shitter, or, "HERESY!" while your shooting at the range, or doing your girlfreind, or getting your severe head wounds checked out by the medic. What's worse is that Bolt Pistols have NO drop in stopping power from a-fore-mentioned Bolter, so your head just got a new hole.

  Now your dead.



== In Summary ==
  Stay away from bolters.
  Stay away from bolt pistols
  Stay away from commissars
  Do it for da Emperah!