Editing Chakat

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[[Image:Chakat.jpg|right|thumb|Fig. a: If this arouses you, kindly turn your faggot self over to the Ordo Herecticus, you scum.]]

In every subculture, there are outcasts. Even [[Furries]]. The penultimate creation of deranged mental-patient [[Twilight|Bernarde Doove]], Chakats are a spacefaring genetically-engineered group of [[Slaanesh|hermaphrodite]] [[Ultramarines|Mary Sue]] [[Heresy|Telepathic]] Space Cats that make your average Furry look as reasonable as [[Daemonette|Reasonable Daemonette]]. Widely mocked for their race being a group of flagrant [[Mary Sue]]s, Chakats are an ideal example of a threat to every single internet subculture in existence; as despised by Furries as they are by fa[[/tg/]]guys and ca/tg/irls. Whilst they have roughly one-twelfth of one percent (and that's being generous) the exposure any other spacefaring subculture of any other existing universe, from [[Star Wars]] to the [[Warhammer 40000|the 41st Millenium]], fans, usergroups, and communities keep running into these fucking things, invariably with facepalm-worthy results.

==Overview==
Pair a cat-taur hermaphrodite with the sort of godless "we is superior" fluff provided by the likes of [[Matt Ward]] for the [[Ultramarines]], and crank the dial to 11, and you get your average Chakat. Engineered to be perfect survivors and colonizers (according to their creator), they were also engineered to be attractive and [[Psyker|psionically]] gifted with [[Rage|empathetic]] abilities, making them always able to understand everyone all the time. They are the most psychologically stable race in the universe and they can use their psychic abilities to listen to your thoughts [[Powergamer|from a solar system away]]. They are the strongest physically and for the most part perfect in every single wa{{BLAM}}

They prefer to be called by Hermaphroditic pronouns, such as Sie and Hir, but the Commissariat advises you to fuck that noise and grab a [[Bolter|fucking gun]]. If /d/, /tg/, and fchan had a child, the Chakat would be the product of their sweaty lust, and ''all three would advocate immediate abortion before the abomination had a chance to fester''. It is, perhaps, one of the only things in existence that furries and not-furries can agree upon. 

==The Foul Threat==
In case it wasn't obvious from the above, Chakats are so bad that even other Furries wish to cause an [[Exterminatus]] on them via their mere presence; [[Cultist-Chan]] wishes she could inspire this kind of [[rage]]. The problem is that Chakats (or rather, fans thereof) routinely invade other spacefaring universe RPs and games, bringing with them this awesomesauce new race that they just HAVE to play as.

Whilst Warhammer 40K has not been impervious to their foul attempts, the fact that every race in existence hates everyone else has done an amicable job of keeping the spread down. Wargames such as Wing Commander, Star Wars, and so on, however, have not been nearly as fortunate. If you encounter these deranged psychopaths, you are to finish them off immediately, or failing this, immediately contact the [[Commissar|Commissariat]].

==Gallery==
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==See Also==
[[Furry]]
[[FATAL]]
[[Confrontation]]

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