Editing Chick Tracts

Ah, Jack Chick. Will you ever stop failing?

[[Image:0046_01.jpg|thumb|right|The legend.]]

Chick Tracts are a huge group of blatant moralfagging comics/stories done by Jack Chick Ministries, attempting to convince younger readers that evolution is a lie, rock and roll is the tool of the Devil, and so on. The only reason that Chick Tracts are notable on [[/tg/]] are two very specific reasons:

*1. They have a lengthy segment explaining how [[Dungeons and Dragons]] is [[Dark Dungeons|a gateway towards Satanism and Witchcraft]].
*2. They are ''so'' egregiously stupid that they've spawned dozens of instant [[meme]]s, including [[File:Exterminatus.jpg|this]].

==History==
Irrelevant. Jack Chick is an idiot and those who follow the pamphlets with anything resemble seriousness are, likewise, idiots.

The pamphlets are, however, are hilarious. If for all the wrong reasons.

==Dramatis Personae==
* Ms. Frost: "Okay, Wizard, cast your spell!"
* Marcie: "Okay, Dungeon Master. My spell of light blinds the monster." 

* Frost: "The thief, Black Leaf, did not find the poison trap, and I declare her dead."
* Marcie: ''"NO, NOT BLACK LEAF! NO, NO! I'M GOING TO DIE! Please don't make me quit the game! Somebody save me! You can't do this!"''
* Frost: "Marcie, get out of here. ''YOU'RE DEAD!'' You don't exist any more." 

==See Also==
[{Dark Dungeons]]

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