Editing Commorragh Slaves

[[File:Dark Eldar Slaves.jpg|500px|right|thumb|Some good advice for newly captured slaves would be to not look up at the Scourges but considering this is Commorragh and '''every''' direction is up...]]
Slaves in Commorragh come from all areas of the Galaxy and it is perhaps the '''''worst''''' place you could possibly be. Of all the horrors of the 41st Millennium there is none worse than being taken alive by the [[Dark Eldar]]. Some say that it is better to be killed outright than to be hauled back to Commorragh.  Not even the likes of [[Chaos]] can save your sorry ass once the Dark Eldar have made you their personal butt-slave. 

The role of a slave in the battlefield ([[Rape|you should already know what Dark Eldar do to slaves on their off hours]]) is to act as cannon fodder, collect souls, and/or other menial tasks that Dark Eldar are too lazy/haughty to do (as seen in [[Dawn of War]]), such as sucking the [[Archon|Archon's]] dick on his personal pimp mobile. However, being a prisoner for some means little in the way of labor and many hours of boredom, perhaps on the deck of a [[Raider]] or [[Ravager]] whilst waiting for further punishment.
[[File:99800112015_DEPrisonersNEW_01.jpg|left|240px|thumb|Official model from GW. [[Derp|Yes those Slaves have eyebrows as thick as your forearm.]] [[Herp|Yes, they don't even have a proper six pack.]] [[THIN YOUR PAINTS|Yes, they're painted several layers way too many.]] [[Wat|Yes, one of them is actually cockeyed.]] [[Rage|And no, none of them are even remotely attractive.]] [[FAIL|Thanks GeeDubs.]]]]]]

Usually, life as a slave is tough shit and the worst part is, the Dark Eldar try their utter best to keep you alive so long as you continue to suffer. Young human children are often considered the best types of slaves for the Dark Eldar, but [[Tau]] and even other [[Eldar]] are considered fair game.

[[Ork]] slaves are unheard of due to the fact that Orks aren't susceptible to pain and the very fact that they will most likely end up snapping the back of their owners more then anything else. It is unknown what the Dark Eldar think of [[Tyranids]] but chances are that they will try to find a way around it to make it possible to [[Rape|rape]] one. But considering the fact that [[Rape|Dark Eldar are the most likely army in eviscerating Tyranid players like there's no tomorrow,]] [[FATAL|the possibility is more likely than you think.]]

On the tabletop, Slaves are nothing more then decorations. We wish were making this up but it seems that [[Games Workshop]] just made the Slaves so they could have a shitty excuse to model scantly clad women in chains. Unfortunately, due to GeeDub's overall lack of competence, the Slave models are [[Not As Planned|ugly as sin.]] Seriously, their heads and face is so disproportionate, that it is just plain awkward to look at, [[Rule 34|let alone jack off to it.]] How GW manage to fuck up even unarmed and simple modeled Slaves is a testament to their [[Fail]].

Well...okay, maybe there ''are'' some uses for a Slave. Though of little practical use on the battlefield, you might even consider using them as Pain Tokens or Objective Markers. Sooooo......yay I guess?

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