Editing Cronos Parasite Engine

[[File:Cronos.jpg|300px|right|thumb|I have seen enough [[Rule 34|Hentai]] to kno-wait you know what? Fuck this. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE!]]
The Cronos Parasite Engine often shortened to the Cronos is a variety of "'''''Oh God What The Fuck!?'''''" biological machines known as Pain Engines. They, alongside their brethren, the [[Talos Pain Engine]] [[FATAL|are one of the darkest and most sick fuck of all sick fuck abominations created by the Dark Eldar.]] [[Chaos]] wishes it could be this cool. 

The Cronos are semi-sentient, part organic and part mechanical monsters that slowly drift along on anti-gravitic motors. Created by the Haemonculi through a strange blend of alchemy and science, the Cronos drains away not only the physical constituents of its victims but also their life essence - what little is left of its unfortunate victim is a pathetic shrivelled husk which quickly collapses to little more than dust. Hence why they are called Parasite Engines since they live through stealing the life of others through vampirism.

They are often armed with a plethora of hooks to chains, to the numerous segmented tendrils that drains the life out of their victims. And no, they are too fucked to be even be included in [[/d/]]...yeah their that bad.

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