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Doombreed is the first [[Daemon Prince]] of [[Khorne]] and may be the angriest son of a bitch in the universe aside from Khorne himself.  Doombreed became a Daemon Prince even before the [[Emprah]] re-united humanity, hell he was still on Earth when he was offered daemonhood.  He was a bloodthirsty warlord who killed cities on a regular day and so Khorne took notice of this, since he was still in his younger days and not many psychopaths who killed hives on a daily basis existed yet.  In other words, he's [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]].  

Doombreed is a badass, an old and angry badass who led a Black Crusade against those pansies in the Imperium.  He is so old and angry that everyone, probably even himself, has forgotten his true name, but since he has a Mongol mustache and a Mongol hat, he is  [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]].

During the Fifth Black Crusade he wiped two entire chapters of [[Space Marines]], the Warhawks and the Venerators.  Probably for their 80's-band-style chapter. This isn't much of an accomplishment since everyone and their dog has wiped out at least one space marine chapter in Warhammer 40k (Except Failbaddon).  But it was still rockingly badass.  And at least something more compared to what a certain armless failure has accomplished.

Doombreed was also on [[Horus]]' battle barge during the Horus Heresy.  His angry ass probably had something to do with the [[rage]] that seems to be so damn contagious at the time.  Sadly the Emperor banished him and his Slaaneshi counterpart N'kari to the warp with a wave of his hand... <strike>the faggot.</strike>  {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*  ''EXTRA'' HERESY!'''}} This defeat was most likely due to the fact that the [[Emperor|Big E]], being as old as he is, probably knew Doombreed's true identity and could banish him by speaking his [[Daemon|true name]], [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]].

His counterparts among the other Chaos Gods are as follows; the Tzeentchian M'kachan (obviously a daemonified Isaac Newton), the Nurglic Bubonicus (not anyone from known history), and the Slaaneshi [[N'kari]] (was from the same planet as Bubonicus) -- by the way, due to the antics of a certain [[Matt Ward|dickwad]] M'kachan and N'kari's status as daemon princes are no longer canon, since they're now greater daemons for some absolutely fucktarded reason. But like any of Ward's fluff <s>(except for the Newcrons)</s>, you can choose to refuse it. (Each of these guys are easily the most powerful of their god's servants, outshining the most powerful Greater Daemons ([[An'ggrath]], [[Aetaos'Rau'Keres]], [[Scabeiathrax]], and [[Zarakynel]] for Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh respectively) and the Daemon Primarchs ([[Angron]], [[Magnus the Red|Magnus]], [[Mortarion]], and [[Fulgrim]] for Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh respectively) by a lot.  

<strike> Doombreed is probably simultaneous both Khorne's "father" and his "son", being his "father" by having started the massive amount of bloodshed during the Mongol Invasions during his time as Genghis Khan that allowed Khorne to form out of the ANGST, and being his "son" by having become Khorne's first Daemon Prince following his death.  [[Homestuck|Confused?]]  Yeah well...FUCK YOU!!! </strike> IMPOSSIBLE! THAT WOULD MAKE KHORNE YOUGER THAN SLANNESH! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


== Doombreed and Doomrider ==

Doombreed Killed [[Doomrider]] <strike>The Faggot</strike> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*  ''EXTRA EXTRA'' HERESY!}}


== Fun Facts About Doombreed ==

* Doombreed first appeared in an impossibly obscure counter-based game printed in ''White Dwarf'' and set on Horus' battlebarge.  His fellow Daemon Prince and presumed homie Kraxnar never appeared in anything ever again.  N'Kari pretends he was there, but it was Kraxnar all the way.
* Doombreed seems to be camera shy, or model shy for that matter, considering he's a prominent fluff character yet he's never given an official image or model by GW.  Probably because [[Forgeworld]] doesn't have enough resin.
* Not even [[Angron]] or An'ggrath could out-angry Doombreed, and it's in their god damned name.  Though he isn't angry at all times like those two are and is in fact typically quite calm (as is befitting for he is Genghis Khan); but when he does get peeved, star systems burn.
* It has however been rumoured that the cumulative anger of the entire [[Angry Marines]] chapter is perhaps strong enough to challenge Doombreed's infinite rage, <strike>sadly though the Angry Marines do not have the raw power to challenge him in combat.</strike>  {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* HERESY!!!'''}} (... Who keeps letting Loyalists in here?)
* Doombreed is [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]], who Khorne made into a Daemon Prince immediately after his death.  You just don't kill 40 million people in the age of swords, horses, and arrows and escape Khorne's notice, you just don't.  
* Doombreed choked the Doomrider to death for being a Slaaneshi cocksucking faggot, and that's why we don't see him anymore.
* Calling him a [[weeaboo]] is likely to end with you having an axe jabbed up your ass, because you don't confuse Mongolia (badass Eurasian horsemen) with Japan (tentacle pr0nz.)
* He has a glorious thick, red beard, and it is on fire.
* Don't try running away from him, he's still very good with a composite longbow and arrow, and his arrows are the size of fucking redwood trees.  And the bow and its arrows and its quiver are on fire!
* He rides atop a winged, tailed, Juggernaut of Khorne one thousand feet long *not counting its thousand foot tail* and six hundred feet high with three horns, he has six of them and they all breathe [[plasma]], spit melta gas, and are on fire. Only Khorne has more badass mounts.  
* He is six hundred feet tall, and on fire; ''bitch''. 
* His Axe, Bow, and Whip contain the bound essences of a thousand greater daemons and daemon princes, while each arrow has a bound bloodthirster that will pop out upon impact and fuck up the shit of anything Doombreed doesn't like. And all of these weapons are on fire. 
* Rather than the Greeco-Roman breastplate of most bloodthirsters, Doombreed wears Mongol Lamellar armor, but call him a Samurai and he will fuck up your shit, and it's on fire. 
* Did we mention that pretty much everything he has is on fire?  
* Even his fire is on fire. That way he can set you on fire while he's setting you on fire while he's kicking your ass.

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