Editing Flail Snail

A monster from the old days of First Edition of [[Dungeons & Dragons]] that old school players have fond memories of... and cringe at as well. Like the like the [[Flumph|Flumphs]], [[Vegepygmy|Vegepygmies]], and the [[Slime|Gelatinous Cubes]], these monsters are ignored for years at a time until some guy at marketing dredges them back up again to generate interest.

Similar to their smaller garden cousins, flail snails are, well, snails. They move really slow, eat plants, and generally, don't pose much of a threat. They are usually found in dungeon and caves feeding on the algae and lichens. Seems simple enough but the snails have means to protect themselves: their flails. These snails have 4 large tentacles that end with a ten-pound mass covered with sharp knobs that deal 1d8 points of damage each, each tentacle having 1 hit die and counting as a separate monster. If all the tentacles are severed the snail dies in 1d3 rounds, emitting a cry each turn that has a 50% chance of having some wandering monster arrive and attack the party.

Aside from their namesake flails, the flail snail also has a brilliantly colored shell that protects the monster with it's 4 AC. The shell itself protects against physical and magic damage, the latter of which has four different effects: 40% of malfunctioning and hitting the closest person, 30% chance of actually hurting it, 20% of doing nothing to it, and a 10% of shooting back at the caster. The shells, however, are very valuable and are used to make 2 shields with the effects for 1d6 months or a robe of scintillating colors. 

In the [[Forgotten Realms]], the flail snails were pretty much the same except they ate anything they could fit in their mouths such as vegetation, rocks, sand, and dirt. Their shells could also emit a shimmering light that only made it harder to target their flails.

The snails also had an aquatic variant creatively called the "Sea Snail". Take all of the difficulty of fighting a flail snail, make it 20 feet long, and have it emit a neurotoxin that paralyzes everyone in a 20-foot radius for up to 6 hours. Also, it will summon up to 50 tritons to defend it to the death.

Like all snails, Flail Snails are weak against salt (good luck getting past their mucus) and fear bright lights. They are immune to fire and poison.