Editing Grimdark Songwriting

Observing some striking correlations between the songs found in children's movies and the [[Warhammer 40,000|40K universe]], people on /tg/ sometimes adapt these songs to bring out their true [[grimdark]] potential.<br/>
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==Disney Adaptations==
The most popular segment to be subjected to grimdarkification, Disney songs seem to lend themselves well to the total despair of the 41st millennium.

===Pocahontas: Savages===
-Part 1-<br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
What can you expect <br/>
From filthy little xenos? <br/>
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse<br/>
For them no tears we shed<br/>
They're only good when dead<br/>
They're vermin, as I said<br/>
And worse<br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
They're aliens! Aliens! <br/>

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
They're not even human <br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
Aliens! Aliens! <br/>

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
Astartes to the fore! <br/>
They're not like you and me <br/>
Which means that we must be purge them <br/>
We must sound the drums of war! <br/>

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Grey Knights] <br/>
They're aliens! Aliens! <br/>
Filthy xenos rabble! <br/>
Now we sound the drums of war! <br/>

[Eldrad] <br/>
This is as I saw <br/>
With their absurd ambition <br/>
The Mon-Keigh seek to conquer and destroy <br/>

[Caerys] <br/>
Beneath that armour plate <br/>
They harbor only hate <br/>

[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Killing them shall be a joy <br/>

[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
They're savages! Savages! <br/>
Zeal and fervor blinds them <br/>
Savages! Savages! <br/>

[Caerys] <br/>
Killers at the core <br/>

[Exarch] <br/>
They're a lesser race than us <br/>
Which means they can't be trusted <br/>

[Eldrad] <br/>
We must sound the drums of war <br/>

[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
They're savages! Savages! <br/>
Now we march against them <br/>
And we sound the drums of war <br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
Aliens! Aliens! <br/>

[Brother-Captain] <br/>
Let's go kill a few, men! <br/>

[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Savages! Savages! <br/>

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
Now it's up to you, men! <br/>

[All] <br/>
(Aliens) Savages! (Aliens) Savages! <br/>
They are lesser creatures! <br/>
Now we sound the drums of war! <br/>

-Intermission-<br/>

[Taldeer]<br/>
They're going to kill him at sunrise, Grandmother Wraithbone.<br/>

[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
You have to stop them!<br/>

[Taldeer]<br/>
I can't...<br/>

[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
Child, remember your vision-<br/>

[Taldeer]<br/>
I was wrong, Grandmother Wraithbone, I followed the wrong path! I feel so lost...<br/>

[Taldeer]<br/>
The auspex... The spinning arrow...<br/>

[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
It's the arrow from your vision!<br/>

[Taldeer]<br/>
I was right, it was pointing to him! Sunrise...<br/>

[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
It's not too late, child! Let the spirits of the webway guide you! You know your path, child, now follow it!<br/>

-Part 2-<br/>
[Taldeer] <br/>
Is there nothing I can do? <br/>
Can I make these soldiers yield?<br/>
Is it only death that waits <br/>
Out there on the battlefield? <br/>
 
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
This will be the day ... <br/>
(Let's go men!) <br/>

[Eldrad] <br/>
This will be the morning ... <br/>
(Bring out the prisoner!) <br/>

[Grey Knights and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
We will see them dying in the dust  <br/>

[Taldeer] <br/>
I don't know what I can do <br/>
Still, I know that I must try <br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
Now we make them pay <br/>

[Taldeer] <br/>
Isha, help my feet to fly <br/>

[Rangers] <br/>
Now without a warning ...  <br/>

[Taldeer] <br/>
Kurnous, help my heart be great <br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
Now we leave them blood and bone and rust <br/>

[Taldeer] <br/>
Spirits of the wraithbone cry ... <br/>

[Grey Knights and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
It's them or us <br/>

[Taldeer] <br/>
Please don't let it be to late ... <br/>

[Grey Knights and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
They're just a bunch of <br/>
Filthy, stinking <br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
Aliens! <br/>

[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Savages! <br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
Daemons! <br/>

[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Primates! <br/>

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
Kill them! <br/>

[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Savages! <br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
Aliens! <br/>

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Grey Knights] <br/>
What are we waiting for? <br/>

[All] <br/>
Destroy their evil race <br/>
Until there's not a trace left <br/>

[Taldeer]<br/>
How loud are the drums of war <br/>

[Grey Knights and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
We will sound the drums of war <br/>
(Savages! Savages!) <br/>
Now, we sound the drums of war <br/>
(Aliens! Aliens!) <br/>

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
They shall all succumb <br/>
The rotten xenos scum <br/>

[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Now we sound the drums ... of ... war! <br/>

[Grey Knights] <br/>
Of course it means the drums ... of ... war! <br/>

[Taldeer] <br/>
Is the death of all I love <br/>
Carried in the drumming of war?<br/>

[Taldeer]<br/>
No! If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too.<br/>

[Eldrad]<br/>
Daughter, stand back.<br/>

[Taldeer]<br/>
I won't! I love him...<br/>

===Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind===
You think I'm strange and heretical<br/>
And you've been so many places<br/>
I guess it must be so<br/>
But still I cannot see<br/>
If the heretic is me<br/>
How can there be so much that you don't know?<br/>
You don't know ...<br/>

You think you own the gadgets you use<br/>
That they are just dead things you can claim<br/>
But I know every gun and cogitator<br/>
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name<br/>

You think the only people who are people<br/>
Are the people who look and think like you<br/>
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger<br/>
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew<br/>

Have you ever heard the thunder of a titan's stride,<br/>
Or asked the lasgun why it has recoil?<br/>
Can you sing with all the voices of the machines?<br/>
Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?<br/>
Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?<br/>

Come feel the blessed current of electrodes<br/>
Come see the life support of He-On-Earth<br/>
Come examine the riches all around you<br/>
And for once, appreciate just what they're worth<br/>

The drop pod and the cruiser are my brothers<br/>
And all the power weapons are my friends<br/>
And we are all connected to each other<br/>
In a circuit, in a loop that never ends<br/>

How mighty can our empire grow?<br/>
If you stop our work, then you'll never know<br/>
And you'll never hear the thunder of a titan's stride.<br/>

For no matter on which task we spend our toil<br/>
We need to sing with all the voices of the machines<br/>
We need to paint with all the colors of the oil<br/>

You can own all of Space and still<br/>
Its just empty space until<br/>
You can paint with all the colors of the oil<br/>

===Jungle Book: I Wanna Be Like You===

Now I'm of caste Ethereal

Oh, a Tau VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, gue'la

And stroll right onto Terra

And be able to approach the Golden Throne

And end this warring era!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

A xenos like me

Can learn to be human too

Gee, mister Aun

You're doin' real good

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz

Lay the secret on me of man's psyker powers

But I'm not a psyker!

Now don't try to kid me, gue'la

I made a deal with you

What I desire is man's psychic power

To make my dream come true

Give me the secret, gue'la

Clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's warp flower

So I can be like you

===The Great Mouse Detective: The World's Greatest Criminal Mind===
[Ratigan]<br/>
My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career.  A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!

Tomorrow evening, our beloved planetary governess celebrates her diamond jubilee.  And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Magos Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget.  Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all Londinium Prime!

From the brain that brought you the Black Bell Caper
The head that made headlines on every dataslate
And wondrous things like the Gunmetal Job
That cunning display that made all hivers sob

Now comes the real tour de force
Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I’m at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain

[Chorus]<br/>
Even meaner?  You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You’re the best of the worst around
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
The rest fall behind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!

[Ratigan]<br/>
Ratigan (speaking)
Thank you, thank you.  But it hasn’t all been Amasec and Caviar.  I’ve had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate inquisitor, Basil of Baker Hive!  For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.  I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind.  But now, all that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me!

[Chorus]<br/>
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re tops and that’s that
To Ratigan
To Ratigan

[Bartimus]<br/>
To Ratigan, the sector's greatest Khornate.

[Ratigan]<br/>
What was THAT?!  WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

[Mutant 1]<br/>
Oh, he didn't mean it my lord.

[Mutant 2]<br/>
I-it was just a slip of one of his tongues!

[Ratigan]<br/>
I am NOT A KHORNATE!

[Mutant 3]<br/>
'Course you're not, you're Tzeentchian!

[Mutant 4]<br/>
Yeah, that's right, Tzeentchian!

[Mutant 5]<br/>
A really angry Tzeentchian!

[Ratigan]<br/>
SILENCE!!
Oh my dear Bartimus, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me...you know what happens when someone upsets me...
I trust there will be no further interruptions.  And now, as you were singing...?

[Chorus]<br/>
Even louder!
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You’re more evil than even you
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re one of a kind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!

===The Lion King: Be Prepared===
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
I NEVA FOUGHT YA GROTS WUZ ESSETCHUL

YOUZ RUNTY, AN' UNSPEEKABLY WEAK

BUT ME FINKS YOUZ GOT SUM POTENTCHUL

IF WAAGH IS WOT YOU REELY SEEK


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
'S KLARE FROM YER VAKANT EXPRESHUNS

DA ORK IS NOT ALL ON OP’STARES

BUT WEZ TALKIN' BOSSES AN' SUCCESSUNS

EVA YOUZ KENT BE CUGHT UNAWARES!


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
SO PREPARE FOR DA FIGHT OVVA LOIFETIME

PREPARE FOR SENSHANAL NOOZ

A SHINY NEW ERA

‘S STOMPIN’ NEARA


[Boyz]<br/>
But ‘ere getting shot op!

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
JUS’ LISSIN YA SQUIG GOB!


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
AH KNO DIS SOUNDS SORTID, 

BUT YOUZ GON BE REWARDID 

WHEN AT LAST AH'M GIVVIN MY TEEF

WAAAAGH WE FINALY DARED

BE PREPARED!!!


[Boyz]<br/>
Yeah! Be prepared! Wez gon be prepared! ...Fer wot?

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
DEFF OV DA BOSS!

[Boyz]<br/>
Why? Did da boss say so?

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
NO YA GROTS, SES MORK. AN' GORK TOO!

[Boyz]<br/>
Great ideah! Who ned a boss! No Boss! No Boss! 

Waagh--Waagh-Waagh--Waaagh-Waaagh!

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
IDIUTS! DERE WILL BE A BOSS!

[Boyz]<br/>
But youz sed...

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
AH WILL BE BOSS! WAAAGH WIW ME AND YOUZ NEVA GON BE KRAMPED AGAIN!

[Boyz]<br/>
Yay! Awwwwwwroight! 'ail to da Boss!

[Chorus]<br/>
'AIL TO DA BOSS

'AIL TO DA BOSS!!!

SEEMS DAT WE'LL SOON BE KONNEKTID

TO A BOSS WHO'LL BE ALL TIME ADORD


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
OV’KOURSE, KVID PRO KVO, YOUZ EXPECTID

TO BRING CERTAIN DUTYZ ONBOARD

DA FUCHA IZ LITTERD WIW TROPHIES

AN DOUGH BIGGEST BOSS AH 'ILL BE

DA POINT DAT AH MUST EMFASAZ ES:

YA WON'T GET TA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WIWOUT ME!!!!

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
SO GIT PREPARED FOR DA WAAAAAAGH OV’ DA CENTURY!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Oooh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
BE PREPARED FOR DA BRUTALEST KUNNIN<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Oooh Waagh, Waagh, Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
MASSIVELY CHOPPY!<br/> 
[Chorus]<br/>
(We’ll haf Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
DED BIG AN’SHOOTY!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(En’less Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
CRED’IBLY STOMPY!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(‘Ere we go!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
WILL MAKE SURE THAT ME!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Fo’ da Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
BE DA BOSS UNDISPUTED<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Aaaaaaah...)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
RESPECTID, SALUTID<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(...aaaaaaah!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
AN' SEEN FER DA BOSS DAT AH AM<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
YES MA' CHOPPAS AN SHOOTAS ARE BEARED
BE PREPARED!!!

[All]<br/>
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

=== Aladdin: A Whole New World ===
[Ghazghkull] <br/>
I’ll kill da ooniverse!<br/> 
Burn’s it, smash’s it, stomp’s it! <br/>
Tell me Yarrick now when’s did I last <br/>
Get’s a nice surprise? <br/>

[Yarrick]<br/> 
Well, just open your eyes!<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Look at all of dese wonders!<br/>
So much chance ‘ere for plunders<br/>
On a mighty fighitn ride!<br/>
Armageddon!<br/>
With kool, amazin rockrete pits<br/>
Not normal humie runts<br/>
An’ no weak punts<br/>
Or tribes of smaller orkish gits<br/>

[Yarrick]<br/>
Armageddon!<br/>
A wondrous place of giant hives<br/>
Where billions of souls<br/>
Live like moles<br/>
Never see the sky in all their lives<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Never da sky in all dere lives<br/>

[Yarrick]<br/>
Unbelievable war<br/>
Orks coming on them like rain<br/>
Fighting, dying and much pain<br/>
Through deserts of blackened waste<br/>
Armageddon!<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Don’t you dare leave dis place!<br/>

[Yarrick]<br/>
A hundred million fallen souls<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
I’s wants you to stay ‘ere<br/>

[Yarrick]<br/>
There’s so much shooting here,<br/>
And so much fear<br/>
I won’t ever leave this war-torn world<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Armageddon<br/>

[Yarrick]<br/>
I think I am stuck here<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Wit new fun chances of fightin<br/>

[Yarrick]<br/>
Everyday it gets harder<br/>

[Both]<br/>
I’ll chase you, gun in hand<br/>
Across this land<br/>
Let me share Armageddon<br/>
with you<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Armageddon<br/>

[Yarrick]<br/>
Armageddon<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Dat’s where I waaaagh<br/>

[Yarrick]<br/>
That’s where I stand<br/>

[Ghazghkull]<br/>
A fight at hand!<br/>

[Yarrick]:<br/>
On this black sand<br/>

[Both]<br/>
So don’t you leave!<br/>

=== Mulan: I'll Make a Tau Out of You ===

Let's begin your training - to defeat the Orks<br/>
Did they send me Fio'las when I asked for Shas?<br/>
The orks will try to kill us all<br/>
But they will hit an endless wall<br/>
Mister, I'll make a tau from you all<br/>

Patient as a gun drone<br/>
But on plasma within<br/>
Once you aim your rifle<br/>
You are sure to win<br/>
You're a spineless, mob of idiots<br/>
And you haven't got a clue<br/>
Somehow I'll make a tau out of you<br/>

I'm never gonna catch my breath<br/>
I bet I'm gonna get us all shot<br/>
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym<br/>
This guy's got 'em scared to death<br/>
I bet I'm gonna get us all caught<br/>
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim<br/>

(Chorus:)<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
We must be sleek as the Barracuda<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a orca dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>

Time is racing toward us till the Orks arrive<br/>
Heed my every order and you might survive<br/>
You're a pain to me, a bane to me<br/>
So pack up, deport you're through<br/>
How could I make a tau out of you?<br/>

(Chorus:)<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
We must be swift as the Barracuda<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a Orca dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>

(Chorus:)<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
We must be swift as the Barracuda<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a Orca Dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>

=== Beauty and the Beast: Angron ===
[Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron<br/>
Without a good war to wage<br/>
Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron<br/>
Even when frothing with rage<br/>
Every single World Eater was sired by you<br/>
Every man before you shall bow<br/>
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you<br/>
And it's not very hard to see how<br/>

No one's slick as Angron<br/>
No one's sick as Angron<br/>
No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron<br/>
For there's no man around half as hearty<br/>
Perfect, a prime specimen<br/>
You ask any Adeptus Astartes<br/>
And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in<br/>

[Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron<br/>
Had thick skin like Angron<br/>
[Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron<br/>
[Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating<br/>
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron<br/>

Give five "hurrahs!"<br/>
"For the Skull Throne!"<br/>
[Kharn:] Angron is the best<br/>
And the rest are all boned<br/>

[Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron<br/>
Or ignites like Angron<br/>
[Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron<br/>
[Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry<br/>
[Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged<br/>
[Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy<br/>
[Angron] (That's right!)<br/>
I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage<br/>

[Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron<br/>
[Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron<br/>
[Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron<br/>
[Angron:] I'm especially fond of obliterating<br/>
(Kablooey!)<br/>
[Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!<br/>

[Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants<br/>
So I'd fight with no fear or remorse<br/>
So I gave my legion the same nerve implants<br/>
Now they are an unstoppable force<br/>

[Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron<br/>
No one loots like Angron<br/>
[Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron<br/>
[Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating<br/>
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!<br/>

=== Mulan: A God Worth Killing For ===

[Pre-heresy marines]<br>
It’s a long time since we’ve seen a sign of our home<br>

[Angron] Like a mindless grox, I guess we are doomed to roam<br>

[Pre-heresy marines]<br>
Amidst the clash of wars, our orders, are easy to ignore<br>

[Horus]<br>
Hey!<br> 
Imagine bowing to a god worth KILLING for?<br>

[Pre-heresy marine]<br>
Huh? <br>

[Horus]<br>
That’s what we need, a god worth KILLING for!<br>

[Fulgrim]<br>
I want one with a perfect form with skin that has no scars<br>

[Angron]<br>
My god will have a pair of horns, with hide as red as Mars<br>

[Magnus]<br>
I couldn’t care less about war or about dreams<br>
It all depends on sneaky schemes<br>

[pre-heresy marines]<br>
Maim kill burn<br>
Ah!<br>

[Angron]<br>
And the other Legions think they’re fighting for Man?<br>

[Horus]<br>
But they still ignore the rewards of a god’s plan<br>

[pre-heresy marines]<br>
Right now all we do for our cause is fight chore after chore<br>

[Horus]<br>
What do we need?<br>

[pre-heresy marines]<br>
A god worth KILLING for!<br>

[Angron]<br>
I think my god demands skulls<br>

[Magnus]<br>
Mine leaves no chance unmined<br>

[Alpharius]<br>
Uh…How bout a...god that destroys all<br>
Exterminates mankind?<br> 

[All]<br>
Neh…<br>

[Mortarion]<br>
My many pleas grant me disease that makes stomachs stir<br>

[Angron]<br>
My pleas make me a blood-mad KILLER<br>

[Horus]<br>
I’ve a god who can mix his fate into all lands<br>

[Angron]<br>
But I’ve a god who has such destructive hands<br>

[pre-heresy marines]<br>
When we have our gods not one of us will need the Emperor<br>

[Horus]<br>
What do we need?<br>

[Pre-heresy marines]<br>
A god worth KILLING for<br>

(Marching in from the other side, the loyalist marines come, in the middle of their own song)<br>

[Guilliman]<br>
Who do we love?<br>

[Loyalist marines]<br>
Our mighty Emperor!<br>
(Whistling)<br>
Our mighty Emper…<br>

(They freeze in horror, confronted by the pre-heresy marines, now full chaos space marines)<br>

===Mulan: Honor to us all===

This is what you give me to work with? <br/>
Well Sister, I've seen worse. <br/>
We're gonna turn this Sow's ear <br/>
Into an adamanitum purse <br/>

We'll have you trained and armed. <br/>
Indoctrinated till you are alarmed. <br/>
Trust my recipe and Chaos'll be harmed <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all <br/>

Wait and see, when we're through <br/>
The boys will gladly go to war with you. <br/>
With good fortune and a great hair-do <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>

A girl can bring her family <br/>
great glory in one way <br/>
By fighting for the Emprah <br/>
And this could be the day <br/>

The Priests wants girls with good taste (Calm, obedient) <br/>
Who works fast paced <br/>
With a good bolter and a tiny waist <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all <br/>

We all must serve our Emperor <br/>
Who guards us from his son <br/>
The men by being guards <br/>
But the girls will get it done <br/>

When we're through you can't fail <br/>
Like the Emperor you will prevail <br/>
How could any Priest say no sale? <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>

[Canoness]
An imperial eagle for serenity, a skull for devotion <br/>
Flasks of promethium for beauty <br/>
You must proudly show it <br/>
Add another skull, just for luck <br/>
And even you can't blow it! <br/>

[Sister]
Emperor hear my plea! <br/>
Help me not to make a fool of me! <br/>
And to not taint your great glory! <br/>
Keep the Imperium standing tall! <br/>
As scary as the great deceiver <br/>
We will face the unbeliever! <br/>

[Citizens]
Destiny guard our girls <br/>
And our future as it fast unfurls <br/>
Please look kindly on these armoured pearls <br/>
Each a perfect soldier in your name! <br/>

Please bring glory to us <br/>
Please bring glory to us <br/>
Please bring glory to us <br/>
Please bring glory to us all <br/>

=== The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Hellfire ===

[Inquisitor Frollo]: Have mercy, my Emprah,
You know I am a righteous man.
Of my virtue I am justly proud.

Have mercy, my Emprah,
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, heretical crowd!

Then tell me, my Emprah
Why I see her standing there,
Why her ghosthelm's eyes still scorch my soul?

I feel her, I see her!
The sun caught in her spirit stones
Is blazing in me out of all control!

Like fire!
Warpfire!
This fire in my skin!
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin!

It's not my fault!
I'm not to blame!
It is the Eldar girl, the Witch who set this flame!

It's not my fault,
It's Tzeentch's plan!
He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!

Protect me, my Emprah!
Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell!
Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone!
Destroy the Farseer!
And let her feel Chaos's flames
Or else let her be mine and mine alone!

[Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.

[Inquistor Frollo]: What?

[Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.

[Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!

I'll find her!
I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!

Warpfire!
Dark fire!
Now Taldeer, it's your turn!
Choose me or
Your pyre!
Be mine or you will BURN!

Emprah's mercy on me...

Emprah's mercy on her...

But she will be mine or
SHE
WILL
BURN!!!
===Aladdin:Daemon Prince Ali===
Prince Ali! Mighty is he, Ali ababwa!

Strong as 10 Space Marine men definitely!

He has faced the Zealoting hordes

A hundred Grey Knights with swords

Who sent those Fools to their lord?

Why, Prince Ali...

He's got seventy-five golden Screamers

Purple Horrors He's got fifty-three

When it comes to exotic-type Daemons

Has he got a warp?

I'm telling you, it's a world-class Daemonology!

Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa

That physique! How can I speak

Weak at the knee

Well, reality is what we shall tear, 

we'll shatter the veil, so prepare

To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!

He's got ninety-five White Scar mon-keighs

(He's got the mon-keighs, let's see the mon-keighs)

And imbues all with mutations for free

(He's generous, so generous)

He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to worship him)

They bow to his whim love serving him

They're just feverish with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali!

Prince Ali!

Amorous he! Ali Ababwa!

Heard your planet was a sight lovely to see

And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by

With sixty Juggernauts, bloodletters galore

With his Fiends and Nurglings

A war band and more

With his forty Flamers, his cultists, his traitors

His Furies that warble on key

Make way for prince Ali!

===Little Mermaid: Pillage This World===
An Imperial forgeworld!

Chaos be praised!

Red Corsairs, to your drop pods, 

your armaments raised!


We'll have plenty of slaves and loot

to haul back to the Maelstrom


Look at those stockpiles

they've got quite a hoard!

What shall we slaughter them with?

Bolter? Chainsword?


Looking around here, you'd think

"We're going to kill and enslave everything!"


I slaughter Conscripts and Guardsmen and Ratlings!

I've killed Ogryns, Space Marines, and more!
You see a [[Rhino Transport|Rhino]]?

I see a [[Looted|trophy]]!

For all of the mayhem, and treasure

We'll wage war!


We like to eviscerate and mutilate

grab a Chainaxe, and slice up some bitches

watching the Guardsman scream at the lack of his - what was that?

Spleen?


When you're marked by the dark gods,

life's a lot of fun!

Your day is filled with murder and bloodshed!

You get to indulge in that activity of Slaanesh's - what was that?

Rape?


You're all going to die,

or at least be enslaved

bow down to the dark gods

and you may be saved!


With diabolical glee

It's going to be me

who pillages this world!


How could I glance

At a Land Raider 

and not steal it?


How could I listen

to the Guardsmen's shrill screams

and not laugh?


I'd break a Commissar's back

before I'd rack

his corpse to 

the hull of my Rhino

perforated on top of the bladed

rows of spines on top of the roof


We Chaos Lords so seldom get bored!

When we've our dark urges, we gleefully fulfill them!

After we've conquered and plundered

we simply move on!


Let flames consume all!

Let the galaxy burn!

We'll defile the

Imperium at every turn!

Can you not see?

It's going to be me, who pillages this world!

===Little Mermaid: Under the Sea===

The shoeshine is always brighter
On somebody else's boot <br>
Fools dream about betraying the Emprah'
But such feelings I shall root. <br>
Just think of the pains you'll suffer
Behind my punishment door <br>
Such a painful death awaits you
So think of those things no more! <br>

No Heresy <br>
No Heresy <br>
Soldier it's better <br>
Free of my fetters <br>
Take it from me <br>
Out in the Eye they have no hope <br>
In pain forever they must cope <br>
While we devotin' <br>
Full time to promotin' <br>
No Heresy <br>

Here in His light, we're happy <br>
As off through miasma they stay <br>
The Lost in the Eye ain't happy <br>
They mourn 'cause the lost the way <br>
But daemons in the Eye is lucky <br>
Cause heretics here I'll find, <br>
That day when I reveal their trech'ry <br>
Guess who's gon' blow their mind? (Soldier: You-? *BLAM*) <br>

No Heresy <br>
No Heresy <br>
Nobody beat us <br>
Enslave or treat us <br>
Ingloriously <br>
We what the daemons like to corrupt <br>
No heresy and their plans disrupt <br>
We got no worries <br>
Nor fear of furies <br>
No Heresy <br>
No Heresy <br>
Since duty's first here <br>
We suffer no fear <br>
Naturally <br>
Even the surgeon an' the vox <br>
They get the urge to cleanse the pox <br>
We got the spirit <br>
You got to hear it <br>
No Heresy <br>

The guard fights so hard <br>
The marines look so mean <br>
The AdMech fix da tech <br>
And they prayin' serene <br>
The priests kill the beasts <br>
Ogryns start clobberin' <br>
The psyker has lost his soul!
(Psyker: What about my sou-?*BLAM*)<br> 
The tanks crush da flanks <br>
Ratlings, their rifles bring <br>
The stormies fallin' out <br>
The sisters, they sing! <br>
The guard and navy <br>
They never are lazy <br>
An' oh I purge the foe! <br>

No Heresy <br>
No Heresy <br>
When a foul daemon <br>
Tries to corrupt men <br>
My pistol fires free <br>
What do they got? A lot of blood <br>
We spill theirs in sod and mud <br>
Each single man here <br>
know how to pray here <br>
No Heresy <br>
Each young conscript here <br>
My great wrath fear <br>
No Heresy <br>
Each vet'ran here <br>
Know how to last here <br>
That's why it's surer <br>
To live more purer <br>
No matter our places <br>
We in the Emprah's graces <br>
No Heresy <br>

==Dreamworks Adaptations==
Although less prolific than Disney, some of Dreamworks' titles show great promise.

===The Prince of Egypt: Playing with the Big Boys===
[Cult Leaders]<br/>
By the power of Tzeentch...<br/>
Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...Malal...<br/>
Magnus...Lorgar...Curze...Angron...<br/>
Fulgrim...Khârn...Lucius...Typhus...<br/>
Mortarion...Perturabo...<br/>
Abaddon...Alpharius...Erebus...Slyte...<br/>
Fabius...Ahriman...<br/>
Tzeentch...Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...<br/>
Magnus...Lorgar...Curze...Angron...<br/>
Fulgrim...Khârn...Typhus...Lucius...<br/>
Malal...Slaanesh...Khorne...Nurgle...Tzeentch...<br/>

So you think you've got friends on High Terra<br/>
With the power to put us on the run<br/>
Well, forgive us if we give a chortle<br/>
You'll know what power is when we are done<br/>
Mortal...<br/>

You're playing with the daemons now<br/>
Playing with the daemons now (Oh, that's nice...)<br/>
Every spell and gesture<br/>
Tells you who's your master<br/>
You're playing with the daemons now<br/>

You're playing with the daemons now<br/>
You're playing with the daemons now<br/>
Stop this vain resistance<br/>
Embrace your true existence<br/>
Give in to temptation now<br/>
Pick up your powerfist, boy<br/>
You're playing with the daemons now!<br/>

[Chanting Cultists]<br/>
By the power of Tzeentch<br/>
Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh, Malal<br/>
Magnus, Lorgar, Curze, Angron<br/>
Mortarion, Perturabo<br/>
Malal, Slaanesh, Khorne, Nurgle...<br/>

[Cult Leaders]<br/>
You're playing with the daemons now<br/>
You're playing with the daemons now<br/>
By the might of Horus<br/>
You will kneel before us<br/>
Kneel to our splendorous power...<br/>
You try to keep faith<br/>
But you know we're right<br/>
And just to show we feel no spite<br/>
You can be our acolyte<br/>
But first, boy, it's time to betray<br/>
(All the way!)<br/>
Or your soul will be consumed, boy<br/>
You're playing with the daemons now<br/>
Playing with the daemons<br/>
Now!<br/>

===The Prince of Egypt: The Plagues===
[Chorus]<br/>
Thus said the Gods:<br/>
Since you refuse to yield your reign<br/>
All through the Imperium of Man...<br/>

I send your soldiers on thy self<br/>
Into your space, throughout the void<br/>
Onto your worlds, into your streets<br/>
Into your habs, into your forts<br/>
Upon your ranks, on your troops<br/>
Upon your people in your hives<br/>
Into your minds, into your souls<br/>
Until you break, until you yield<br/>
I send the swarm, I send the horde<br/>
Thus said the Gods!<br/>

[Horus]<br/>
Once I called you father<br/>
Once I thought the chance<br/>
to make you proud<br/>
Was all I ever wanted...<br/>

[Chorus]<br/>
I send the thunder from the sky<br/>
I send the fire raining down<br/>

[Horus]<br/>
And even now I wish the Gods <br/>
had chose another<br/>
Serving as your foe on their behalf<br/>
Is the last thing that I wanted...<br/>

[Chorus]<br/>
I send a hail of burning ice<br/>
On every field, on every hive<br/>

[Horus]<br/>
This was my home<br/>
All this pain and devastation<br/>
It never had to be this way<br/>
All the warriors who suffer<br/>
From your stubbornness and pride...<br/>

[Chorus]<br/>
I send such fleets out through the void<br/>
The galaxy has never seen<br/>
On every globe, on every world <br/>
Until there's nothing left of green<br/>
I send my scourge, I send my sword<br/>
Thus said the Gods!<br/>

[Emperor]<br/>
You who I called my son<br/>
Why must you call down another blow?<br/>

[Chorus]<br/>
I send my scourge, I send my sword<br/>

[Horus]<br/>
Let my warriors rule<br/>

[Horus and Chorus]<br/>
Thus said the Gods<br/>

[Emperor]<br/>
You who I called my son<br/>
How could you have come to hate me so?<br/>
Is this what you wanted?<br/>

[Chorus]<br/>
I send the swarm, I send the horde...<br/>

[Emperor]<br/>
Then let my heart be hardened <br/>
And never mind how high the cost may grow<br/>
This will still be so:<br/>
I will never let my empire go...<br/>

[Chorus]<br/>
Thus said the Gods:<br/>

[Horus]<br/>
Thus said the Gods:<br/>

[Emperor]<br/>
I will not...<br/>

[Horus, Emperor, and Chorus]<br/>
Let your (my) empire go!<br/>

===The Prince of Egypt: Deliver us===
[Kabalite Warriors]<br/>
Blood...Sweat...Pain...Soul...Faster!<br/>
Blood...And lift...Soul...And Pull<br/>
Pain...And raise up...Soul...Faster!<br/>

[Imperial Slaves]<br/>
With the sting of the whip on my shoulder<br/>
With the salt of my sweat on my brow<br/>
Emperor, God up high<br/>
Can you hear your people cry:<br/>
Help us now<br/>
This dark hour...<br/>

Deliver us<br/>
Hear our call<br/>
Deliver us<br/>
Lord of all, remember us, here in this burning waste<br/>
Deliver us<br/>
There's a world you promised us<br/>
Deliver us to the promised world...<br/>

[Yocheved - Imperial captured agent]<br/>
Yal-di ha-tov veh ha-rach<br/>
(My good and tender son)<br/>
Al ti-ra veh al tif-chad<br/>
(Don't be frightened and don't be scared)<br/>
My son, I have nothing I can give<br/>
But this chance that you may live<br/>
I pray we'll meet again<br/>
If He will deliver us<br/>

(song is either high or low gothic, whichever works)<br/>

[Slaves]<br/>
Deliver us<br/>
Hear our prayer<br/>
Deliver us<br/>
From despair<br/>
These years of slavery grow too cruel to stand<br/>
Deliver us<br/>
There's a world you promised us<br/>
Deliver us<br/>
Out of bondage and<br/>
Deliver us to the promised world...<br/>

[Yocheved]<br/>
Hush now, my baby<br/>
Be still, love, don't cry<br/>
Sleep as you're embraced by God<br/>
Sleep and remember my last lullaby<br/>
So he'll be with you when you dream<br/>

(Yocheved gives the baby to a Marine Scout scouting the planet)<br/>

Marine, o marine<br/>
Fly gently for me<br/>
Such precious cargo you bear<br/>
Do you know somewhere<br/>
he can live free?<br/>

[Young SOB Initiate]<br/>
Brother, you're safe now<br/>
And safe may you stay<br/>
For I have a prayer just for you:<br/>
Grow, baby brother<br/>
Come back someday<br/>
Come and deliver us, too...<br/>

[Slaves]<br/>
Deliver us<br/>
Send a shepherd to shepherd us<br/>
And deliver us to the promised world<br/>

[Yocheved]<br/>
Deliver us!<br/>
Marine, deliver him there...<br/>

==Other Sources==
Through random circumstance or creative providence, some songs and poems lend themselves to grimdarking regardless of what media they are tied to.

===Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody===
Iz dis da real life?<br/>
Iz dis jus' fannasy?<br/>
Caught in a big push,<br/>
No 'scape from reality.<br/>
Open ya eyes, Look up at da skies and see,<br/>
I's jus' a poor boy, dun need no sympafy,<br/>
'Cause I'm big 'n mean, not a grot, chop and smash, shoot a lot,<br/>
Any way the waaagh goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.<br/>

Warboss, just killed an ork,<br/>
Put mah dakka 'gainst 'is 'ead, pulled my trigger, now 'e's dead.<br/>
Warboss, waaagh had just begun,<br/>
But now I's gone and shot up all ya nobs.<br/>
Warboss, ooh, Didn' mean ta make ya mad,<br/>
If I's not back again dis time tomorra,<br/>
Keep stompin', keep stompin' as if nuffin' really matters.<br/>

Too late, I gots shot up,<br/>
Sends hurtin' down me spine, body's aching all the time.<br/>
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,<br/>
Gotta leave you all behind and face da troof.<br/>
Warboss, ooh, I dun' wanna die,<br/>
I sometimes wish I'd never waaaghed at all.<br/>

I see a little silhouetto of a beakie,<br/>
Zoggin' humies, Zoggin' humies, is it your turn to stomp now?<br/>
Thundabolts and Lightnins, very, very fright'ning me.<br/>
(Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka. (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka, Gorkamorka Gork n' Mork<br/>
Waaaaagh! I's just a poor boy an' nobody loves me.<br/>
'E's just a poor boy from a poor goff tribe,<br/>
Spare 'im 'is loife from dis monstrosity.<br/>
Easy come, easy go, will yas lemme go?<br/>
Xenos! No, we will not let you go.<br/>
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/>
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/>
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.<br/>
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.<br/>
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br/>
(Oh Brother Captain, Brother Captain.) Bruvva Kaptin, lemme go.<br/>
Da Commissar 'as a boltgun put aside for me, for me, for me.<br/>

So you fink you can shoot me and spit in my eye?<br/>
So you fink you can curse me and leave me to die?<br/>
Oh, snotling, can't do dis to me, snotling,<br/>
Jus' gonna get out, jus' gotta get stompin' again!<br/>

Nuffin' really matters, Anyone can see,<br/>
Nuffin' really matters,<br/>
Nuffin' really matters to me.<br/>

Any way the waaagh goes.<br/>

===Robert Browning: My Last Duchess===
    That's my last adjutant painted on the wall, <br/>
    Looking as if she were alive. I call <br/>
    That piece a wonder, now: The Confessor <br/>
    Worked busily that day, and there she stands. <br/>
    Will't please you sit and look at her? I said <br/>
    Confessor by design, for never read <br/>
    Strangers like you that pictured countenance, <br/>
    The depth and passion of its earnest glance, <br/>
    But to myself they turned (since none puts by <br/>
    The curtain I have drawn for you, but I) <br/>
    And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst, <br/>
    How such a glance came there; so not the first <br/>
    Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, 'twas not <br/>
    My orders only, called that eager spot, <br/>
    Of joy into her pallid cheek; perhaps <br/>
    A Guardsman chanced to say "She wears her cap <br/>
    Askew, as it please her," or "Prayer <br/>
    Must never hope to match a lock of her hair <br/>
    Taken from her head": such stuff <br/>
    Was unacceptable, I thought, and cause enough <br/>
    For flagellation (she did not). She had <br/>
    An attitude - how shall I say - relaxed <br/>
    Too easily beguiled; she listened to anything <br/>
    She looked on, and her ears heard many things. <br/>
    Sir, 'twas all one! Morning prayers, arrests, <br/>
    The whispers of the Dark Gods in her breast, <br/>
    The impious jibes some vulgar soldier <br/>
    Would throw her way, unaware of her <br/>
    Position and my power. All and each <br/>
    would draw from her alike the approving speech, <br/>
    Or an ear at least. She took confession - good - but prayed <br/>
    Somehow - I know how now - as if her faith was any other jade. <br/>
    A heretic. Who'd stoop to blame <br/>
    This sort of crime? Even had you time <br/>
    For a trial - which I had not - for heretic slime <br/>
    And to say she burns, and to say "Just This <br/>
    Is your fair fate, you lying bitch, <br/>
    Traitor to the Emperor" - and if she let <br/>
    Herself be lessoned so, nor plainly set <br/>
    Her wits to yours, forsooth, and made excuse, <br/>
    - E'en then would be some stooping, and I choose <br/>
    Never to stoop. Oh sir, she prayed, no doubt, <br/>
    On every feast, but which gods blessed without <br/>
    Those same prayers? This became clear. I made commands. <br/>
    Then prayers turned into screams. There she stands, <br/>
    As if alive. Will't please you rise? We'll meet <br/>
    The Governor below, then. I repeat, <br/>
    The Inquisition's munificence <br/>
    Is ample warrant that no just pretence <br/>
    Of confession will be disallowed; <br/>
    Though to find heresy, as I avowed, <br/>
    At starting, is my object. Nay, we'll go <br/>
    Together down, sir. Notice this seal, though, <br/>
    The skull and I, together as you see, <br/>
    Which gives certain... powers to me. <br/>

===Charlie Daniels Band: The Devil Went Down to Georgia===
The daemon went down to Terra,<br/>
He was looking for a soul to steal.<br/>
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.<br/>
When he came across this young man chainswordin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.<br/>
And the daemon jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy, let me you what:"<br/>
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too."<br/>
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."<br/>
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the daemon his due:"<br/>
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."<br/>
The boy said: "Mah nahme's [[Indrick Boreale|Boreale]] ahnd it might be ah sin,"<br/>
"But Ah'll take yooouuur bet, yoouugghhrr gonna regrort, 'cos Ah'm the best thawt's ever beahn."<br/>

Boreale, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,<br/>
'Cause hellwarp's broke loose in Terra and Tzeentch deals the cards.<br/>
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.<br/>
But if you lose, the daemon gets your soul.<br/>

The daemon opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."<br/>
And blue fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.<br/>
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.<br/>
Then a band of Nurglings joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:<br/>
When the daemon finished, Boreale said,<br/>
"Worl, you're prehtty guud, oorrld sawn,"<br/>
"But sit dorn in that cheer rigghht ther and let me show you whore it's dorne"<br/>

Fire on the monolith.<br/>
Run, boys, run<br/>
Slaanesh in the House of the Rising Sun.<br/>
Squiqs in the bread pan pickin' out dough.<br/>
Granny, does your cyberdog bite?<br/>
No, child, no.<br/>

The daemon bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.<br/>
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Boreale's feet.<br/>
Boreale said, "Daemon, just cuhm on baahhck if you ever wahnt to trah agahin."<br/>
"'Cause Ah told you once, you son of a grot,"<br/>
"Ah'm the best that's evah bihn."<br/>

===Iron Maiden: Aces High===
There goes da sirun dat warns o' da air raid<br>
Den comz da sound o' da shootaz: DakDakkaDak<br>
Owt fer da scramble we've godda git airborne<br>
Godda git up fer da comin' attak.<br>

Jump in da cockpit an start up da enginz<br>
Lode up da grotz derz no time to muck about<br>
Gavverin' speed as weeb 'ed down da runway<br>
Godda git airborne an smoke dose gitz out<br>

Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'<br>
Rollin', turnin', divin', goin' in again<br>
Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'<br>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die<br>
Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh.<br>

Move in ter fire at da mainstream o' bombaz<br>
Giv em some dakka an den turn away<br>
Roll ober, spin round ter cumz in behind 'em<br>
Move ter their blindsidz an firin' again<br>

Runtie ships oe'r da Horizon, muv in behin' us<br>
Down on da ground dere's jes deadboys and lootaz<br>
'Eading up an turnin' our flash ter mug dem<br>
'Eading straight fer dim meeb per-ss down on mi shootaz.<br>

Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
Rollin', turnin', divin' ('ere we go agin!)<br>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die<br>
Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh<br>

===Iron Maiden: The Trooper===
You’ll take my life but I’ll take yours too<br/>
You’ll fire you railgun but I’ll run you through<br/>
So when you're waiting for the next attack<br/>
You’d better stand there’s no turning back<br/>

The Ethereal speaks as the charge begins<br/>
But on this battlefield no one wins<br/>
The smell of acrid smoke and krootox breath<br/>
As you plunge into a certain death<br/>

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run<br/>
The mighty roar of the Tau guns<br/>
And as we race towards the xenos wall<br/>
The screams of pain as my comrades fall<br/>

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground<br/>
And the Tau fire another round<br/>
We get so near yet so far away<br/>
We won’t live to fight another day<br/>

(Guitar Solo)<br/>

We get so close near enough to fight<br/>
When a Firewarrior gets me in his sights<br/>
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow<br/>
A burst of rounds take my horse below<br/>

And as I lay there gazing at the sky<br/>
My body’s numb and my throat is dry<br/>
And as I lay forgotten and alone<br/>
Without a tear I draw my parting groan<br/>

===My Chemical Romance: The Black Parade (Intro)===
WHEN I WAS<br/>
A GUARDSMAN,<br/>
MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS<br/>
TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY<br/>

HE SAID,<br/>
"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,<br/>
WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,<br/>
AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"<br/>

HE SAID<br/>
"WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM,<br/>
THE DEMONS, AND ALL THE FILTHY XENOS,<br/>
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE?"<br/>

FOR ONE DAY, I LEAD YOU,<br/>
TO THE ELDAR,
AND TAU AND ORKS AND NECRONS,<br/>
TO JOIN THE DARK CRUSADE."<br/>

===Harvey Andrews: British Soldier===
In a spaceport in the city a young guardsman stood<br/>
Talking to the natives there if they would<br/>
Some just stared in hatred, and others turned in pain<br/>
And the lonely guardsman boy wished he was home again<br/>

Come join glorious guard! Said the posters in his block<br/>
See new worlds and have your fun and serve your emperor<br/>
His skills were surely lacking and his family had to eat<br/>
So he took the emperors oath and enlisted for up to fight<br/>

For there was no fear of fighting, to the conquered he’d be sent<br/>
Just ten years getting paid to watch<br/>
Then leave a glorious victor, a man who’d made the grade<br/>
A medal and some land, and memories in trade<br/>

Then came the call of Tash’ren, as it had come before<br/>
Another bloody chapter in an unending war<br/>
The people stood on both sides, the people they stood behind<br/>
Another fight in futilities name, the weak against the blind<br/>

The guardsman stood between them, between the whistling stones<br/>
And then the broken bottles, that lead to more patrols<br/>
The crude bombs that burnt him, the nails that pierced his skin<br/>
And wish he’d just stayed home, working with his friends<br/>

The starport filled with people the guardsman soon was bored<br/>
But better in the port than where the soldiers warred<br/>
The room filled up with the xenos females, their younglings in tow<br/>
Who stared with itchy fingers at the guardsman and his gun<br/>

A yell of fear a pulse of engines the shattering of glass<br/>
The window of the port broke to let the package pass<br/>
A scream came from the defeated as they ran towards the door<br/>
Dragging their younglings crying from the charge upon the floor<br/>

The guardsman stood and could not move, his gun he could not use<br/>
He knew the bomb had seconds and not minutes on the fuse<br/>
He could not run and pick it up and throw it in the street<br/>
There were far too many people there, too many running feet<br/>

Take cover! yelled the guardsman, Take cover for your lives<br/>
And the Aliens threw down their young and stood before their wives<br/>
They turned towards the soldier their eyes alive with fear<br/>
For the greater good’s sake, save our children or they'll end their short lives here<br/>

The guardsman ran towards the bomb his stomach like a stone<br/>
Why was this his battle in the emperors name, why was he alone<br/>
He lay down on the package and he murmured one farewell<br/>
To those at home in Nimbossa to those he loved so well<br/>

He saw the sights of harvest felt the wind upon his brow<br/>
The young girls in the munitorum parks, how precious were they now<br/>
The soaring of the sw’it the beauty of the swilope<br/>
The music of the cheering choir so soon would it be gone<br/>

A muffled soft explosion and the room began to quake<br/>
The guardsman blown across the floor, his blood a crimson lake<br/>
There was no time to cry or shout there was no time to moan<br/>
And they turned their children's faces from the blood and from the bones<br/>

The crowd outside soon gathered and the chimeras came<br/>
To carry off the body of a pawn lost in the game<br/>
And the crowd they clapped and cheered and they sang their heretical song<br/>
One guardsman less to interfere where he did not belong<br/>

And will the young growing up learn at their mothers' knees<br/>
The story of the guardsman who bought their lives<br/>
Who used his youthful body as a means towards an end<br/>
Who gave his life to those who called him murderer not friend<br/>

===Will Smith: Men In Black===
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
Imperium's defenders<br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
They won't let you remember<br/>

The righteous bear armor of grey, ok<br/>
Just in case they have to come and send some Daemons away<br/>
The order given to them, Or-do M<br/>
Means with ease they will banish them<br/>
So do not your eyes avert<br/>
Or Chaos with ease will soon convert<br/>
The chosen of the Emperor<br/>
Number one Daemon purgers<br/>
But to our Battle Brothers we don't exist<br/>
On our Ordos most classified list<br/>
Daemon infestation? to the Emperor pray<br/>
Cause you never know when we might save the Day, and..<br/>

Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
Imperium's defenders<br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
They won't let you remember<br/>

===Ozzy Osbourne: Hellraiser===
Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode<br/>
around’ da world ta krump beakies good<br/>
sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff<br/>
but I still asnt ad enuf<br/>
I keep tellin dat its gettin a lot<br/>
but I no ize a liar<br/>
feelin al rite in da noize n da lite<br/>
but dats wut makes me waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh<br/>


‘ell raiser, in da funder and ‘eat<br/>
‘ell raiser, rock ya bak in ya seet<br/>
‘ell raiser, an ize gon make it come troo<br/>
‘ell raiser, ize gon do sum weird boy fings to you<br/>

Waaaaghin on anuvver world,<br/>
Anuvver hive anuvver place<br/>
sumtimes I dun feel too gud<br/>
ize get dis funny feelin an stuff<br/>
da boyz keep sayin dat its not good fer me<br/>
but bein a grot dun make it<br/>
out of control, I playz da ultimate roll<br/>
But dats wut lites my fire<br/>

Chorus<br/>

Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode<br/>
around’ da world ta krump beakies good<br/>
sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff<br/>
but I still asnt ad enuf<br/>
out of control, I playz da ultimate roll<br/>
But dats wut lites my fire<br/>
Chorus<br/>

===Nancy Sinatra: These Boots Were Made For Walking===
You's keep sayin' you's got sumfing for me.<br/>
Sumfing you call WAAAGH!, but 'fess up.<br/>
You's been muckin' where ya shudn' be muckin'<br/>
An' now some uver gitz got all ya swag.<br/>

Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.<br/>
One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.<br/>

You's keep lootin' when you's ought ta be krumpin'<br/>
An' you's gots no wins, only beats.<br/>
You's stayin' weedy when ya ought ta be 'ard<br/>
Now wotz proppa's proppa, an' ya ain' been proppa yet.<br/>

Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.<br/>
One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.<br/>

You's keep sulkin' where ya 'spose ta be loud.<br/>
An' you's keep finkin' you's sumfin' speshul.<br/>
Ha! Gotz me a brand new Choppa wotz dead killy,<br/>
An' I ain' 'ad time fer breakin' it in...<br/>

Ready ya gitz? Start choppin'!<br/>

===Sabaton: Attero Dominatus===
Attero!<br/>
Dominatus!<br/>
The Hive is burning<br/>
Denique!<br/>
Interimo!<br/>
The Tau has fallen<br/>

We stand at the gates of the Hive<br/>
With two and a half million men<br/>
With six thousand tanks in our ranks<br/>
Use them as battering rams<br/>

Artillery leading our way<br/>
A million grenades has been launched<br/>
The xenos must pay for their crimes<br/>
The wings of the xeno’s been broken<br/>

Commander Chenkov's orders:<br/>
Serve me the Hive on a plate!<br/>
Disregard the losses<br/>
The city is ours to take<br/>

The price of a war must be payed<br/>
Millions of lives has been lost<br/>
The price must be paid by the Tau<br/>
That started the war in M.40's<br/>

The year of 200.M45<br/>
The year when the xenos will fall<br/>
We're inside the gates of the Hive<br/>
The beaks of the xeno's been broken<br/>

Commander Chenkov's orders:<br/>
Serve me its head on a plate<br/>
Disregard the losses<br/>
The xeno's land is ours to take<br/>

March!<br/>
Fight!<br/>
Die!<br/>
In the Hive!<br/>
March!<br/>
Fight!<br/>
Conquer!<br/>
The Hive!<br/>

===Sabaton: Wolfpack===
To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
leading the convoy west<br/>

Took the warp gate in<br/>
The long jump back -  Convoy to Gryphonne<br/>
Mars, Dauntless, Dictator leading<br/>
Titans to the forge<br/>
And upon the asteroid belt<br/>
Lies the silence of the sails<br/>
On the dog's watch in the final hour<br/>
The corsair fleets appear<br/>

On all the auspex it seems quiet and calm<br/>
Deep down below the xenos lurks<br/>

To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Leading the convoy west<br/>
In their own track came the wolfpack<br/>
Mars led the convoy <br/>
Into the hornet's nest<br/>

At the crack of dawn the second watch<br/>
Dauntless wracked with flames<br/>
Half the convoy hulked or disabled<br/>
Heading to Command<br/>
But below the fleet ecliptic<br/>
Out of sensor range<br/>
On the second watch in the final hour<br/>
The corsair fleets return<br/>

The Eldar come in for a second time<br/>
To make the Monkeigh face their fate<br/>

To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Leading the convoy west<br/>
In their own track came the wolfpack<br/>
Mars led the convoy <br/>
Into the hornet's nest<br/>

Lances blazing, fighters failing<br/>
M42 when <br/>
The Navy did fail the test<br/>
To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Leading them into death<br/>

Asuryan makes the contact and lead them<br/>
Isha's Tears scores a kill in the dark<br/>
She Who Thirsts sinking 4 in 2 approaches<br/>
Fading Star cut in half by a lance<br/>

===Sabaton: Panzerkampf (Chaos Edition)===

Into the Imperial Land the Chaotic Army March <br/>

In Segmentum Obscuros, Millennium 43 <br/>
Tanks line up in thousands, as far the eye can see <br/>
Ready for the onslaught, ready for the Fight <br/>
Waiting for the Imperials, to march into the trap <br/>

Traps were placed in darkness, in the cover of the night <br/>
Waiting to be trigged, when the time is right <br/>
In the imagination imminent attack <br/>
Once the battle started there was no turning back <br/>

The end of the Imperium draws near  <br/>
It’s time has come to an end  <br/>
The end of an era is near  <br/>
It’s time, to attack  <br/>

Into Imperial land the chaotic army march  <br/>
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge  <br/>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering release  <br/>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash  <br/>

Fields of western Cadia were the heat of battle burned  <br/>
Suffered heavy losses the tie of war was turned  <br/>
Driving back the Imperials, fighting on all fronts  <br/>
Out of the Cadian sector, out of chaotic land  <br/>

Reinforce the frontlines cause the imperials to retreat  <br/>
Send in all reserves securing their defeat  <br/>
Believers of the Dark Gods, broke the citadel  <br/>
Ruins of a planet, Imperials rest in hell  <br/>
 
The end of the Imperium draws near  <br/>
It’s time has come to an end  <br/>
The end of an era is near  <br/>
It’s time, to attack  <br/>

Into Imperial land the chaotic army march  <br/>
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge  <br/>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release  <br/>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash  <br/>

ONWARD BROTHERS, AMRIES OF THE DARK GODS CHARGE <br/>

Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands <br/>
Will of the Dark Gods, strongly they command <br/>
Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands <br/>
Finally victorious the chaotic army stands <br/>

The end of the Imperium draws near <br/>
It’s time has come to an end <br/>
The end of an era is near <br/>
It’s time, to attack <br/>

Into Imperial land the chaotic army march <br/>
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge <br/>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release <br/>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash <br/>


===Sabaton: Panzerkampf===

Into the Motherland the hordes of chaos March!<br/>
 
In the great Imperium, Summer M40-93<br/> 
Tanks line up in thousands, as far the eye can see<br/> 
Ready for the onslaught, ready for the fight<br/> 
Waiting for the traitors, to march into the trap<br/> 
 
Assassins creep in darkness<br/> 
In the cover of the night<br/> 
Waiting for the moment<br/> 
When the time is right<br/> 
 
Imminent invasion<br/> 
Imminent attack<br/> 
Once the battle's started<br/> 
There's no turning back<br/> 
 
The end of the [Black] Crusade draws near<br/> 
Its time has come to an end<br/> 
The end of an era is near<br/>
It's time to attack<br/>
 
Into the Motherland the hordes of chaos march! <br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop their evil charge <br/>
Daemons on holy soil Thunder in the east. <br/>
One billion men at war, Imperial wrath unleashed <br/>
 
Fields of unnamed colony, feel the heat of battle burned <br/>
Suffered heavy loses losses, the tide of war has turned <br/>
Driving back the traitors, fighting on four fronts <br/>
drive them Off of this world, out of Imperim <br/>
Reinforce the frontline, force the traitors to retreat<br/> 
Send in all the reserves, securing their defeat <br/>
Soldiers of Imperium broke their Citadel <br/>
"Ruined Black Crusaders: traitors rest in hell" <br/>
 
The end of the [Black] Crusade draws near <br/>
Its time has come to an end <br/>
The end of an era is near <br/>
It's time to attack <br/>
 
Into the Motherland the hordes of chaos march! <br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop their evil charge <br/>
Daemons on holy soil Thunder in the east. <br/>
One billion men at war, Imperial wrath unleashed <br/>
 
Oh, great Imperium, union of worlds <br/>
Will of the Emperor, spreading his word <br/>
Oh, great Imperium, union of worlds <br/>
Once more victorious, the Imperium stands <br/>
 
The end of the [Black] Crusade draws near <br/>
Its time has come to an end <br/>
The end of an era is near <br/>
It's time to attack <br/>
 
Into the Motherland the hordes of chaos march! <br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop their evil charge <br/>
Daemons on holy soil Thunder in the east. <br/>
One billion men at war, Imperial wrath unleashed<br/>

===Sabaton: Primo Victoria===

Through the storms of warp <br/>
As we go to the Emperor's side <br/>
Through the Xeno lines <br/>
Mankind Victorious! <br/>

We've been training for weeks <br/>
But we're still ready to strike <br/>
As the great Imperium will win <br/>
We're the first wave on planet <br/>
We're the first ones to fall <br/>
No soldiers drop landed before <br/>

In the dawn of war they will pay <br/>
With their lives as the price <br/>
Legends are written today <br/>
In this burning inferno <br/>
Know that nothing remains <br/>
As our flamers light up the Tau <br/>

Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
Victory is ours with melta and plas'! <br/>

Through the storms of warp <br/>
As we go to the Emperor's side <br/>
Through the Xeno lines <br/>
Mankind Victorious! <br/>

On a Xeno Planet <br/>
In the Ultima Segmentum <br/>
Near the Tau Empire <br/>
Doom is upon them <br/>

We've been here before <br/>
Used to this kind of war <br/>
Pulse fire goes over the trench <br/>
Our order's are easy <br/>
It's kill or be blammed<br/>
The Commissars shoot those who fail <br/>

In the dawn of war they will pay <br/>
With their lives as the price <br/>
Legends are written today <br/>
Now we're invading <br/>
The Tau worlds again <br/>
This time we know what will come <br/> 

Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
Victory is our with melta and plas'! <br/>

Through the storms of warp <br/>
As we go to the Emperor's side <br/>
Through the Xeno lines <br/>
Mankind Victorious! <br/>

On a Xeno Planet <br/>
In the Ultima Segmentum <br/>
Near the Tau Empire <br/>
Doom is upon them <br/>

On a Xeno World <br/>
Bathed with their gore <br/>
Baneblades are turning the war <br/>
Valkyries <br/>
Soar to victory <br/>
Planetstrike <br/>

Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
Victory is our with melta and plas'! <br/>

Through the storms of warp <br/>
As we go to the Emperor's side <br/>
Through the Xeno lines <br/>
Mankind Victorious! <br/>

On a Xeno Planet <br/>
In the Ultima Segmentum <br/>
Near the Tau Empire <br/>
Doom is upon them <br/>

Through the storms of warp <br/>
As we go to the Emperor's side <br/>
Through the Xeno lines <br/>
Mankind Victorious! <br/>

On a Xeno Planet <br/>
In the Ultima Segmentum <br/>
Near the Tau Empire <br/>
Doom is upon them <br/>

===Edgar Allen Poe: The Raven===
Once upon a battlefield dreary, where I cowered, spent and bleary,<br/>
Within an Imperial bunker, darkly stained with dust and gore -<br/>
As I cowered, nearly shuttering, suddenly there came a sputtering<br/>
As some weapon quickly stuttering - firing at my bunker door.<br/>
"`Tis some bolter", I murmured, "firing at my bunker door -<br/>
Only this and nothing more."<br/>

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,<br/>
And the brightly burning bastions lit the horizon by the score.<br/>
Eagerly, on freedom drunker; - vainly had I sought to hunker<br/>
In this heavy Imperial bunker - with perhaps a tunnel in the floor -<br/>
A safe and empty fortress with perhaps a tiny tunnel in the floor -<br/>
Only this and nothing more.<br/>

And the mad raving howling of each distant Space Wolf prowling<br/>
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.<br/>
So that now, to the beating of my heart, I stood entreating<br/>
"`Tis some Space Wolf there repeating, firing at my bunker door -<br/>
Some common Grey Hunter rapid-firing at my bunker door -<br/>
This it is and nothing more."<br/>

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer<br/>
"Marine," said I, "or Scout, your attention I implore;<br/>
The bunker walls are thick - they are made of tempered brick<br/>
And your bolters do not nick the slightest scratch or tiny score -<br/>
Not a dimple, dent, depression, dip, scratch or tiny score -<br/>
Away now, and fire no more."<br/>

Then in the bunker slumping, presently I heard a thumping<br/>
A pounding - rattling many times fiercer than before.<br/>
And soon I began to screech - the bunker wall grenades did breach;<br/>
The very gods I did beseech as the ceiling fell upon the floor -<br/>
Through the wounds poured light which danced upon the floor -<br/>
Danced amidst the sounds of war.<br/>

Then at once it stopped the violence - I was left alone with silence<br/>
Confused, I spied the reason why the shells did drop no more -<br/>
For as I began to shutter, then with many a flit and flutter<br/>
A psyber-Raven flew through the clutter to perch above the door -<br/>
Perched on the two-headed eagle just above the bunker door -<br/>
Perched and sat and nothing more.<br/>

At this I grew more craven, for the talons of the psyber-Raven<br/>
Were all over covered with bright red blood and crimson gore.<br/>
"Wretch!" I cried, "Njal hath lent thee - into this fortress has he sent thee<br/>
So that remotely may he here be - and this bunker then explore -<br/>
Scry out my exact location and this bunker then explore -"<br/>

Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>

Then, methought, the air grew darker, the bunker now a little starker<br/>
For the uttered word brought terror as I had never felt before.<br/>
As for weapons, I knew I had none - no bolter, sword or lasgun;<br/>
No arms to stop the war's son fated to break soon through the door -<br/>
The blood-mad crazed assassin fated to break soon through the door-<br/>
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>

"Be that word our sign of parting, machine or bird!" I shrieked, upstarting -<br/>
"Get thee back into the fire-fight and here spy on me no more!<br/>
For as you came unbidden - I would otherwise be here hidden -<br/>
Leave my location in this midden - quit that icon above my door!<br/>
Take thy shining metal eye, and take thy form from off my door!"<br/>
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting - still is sitting<br/>
On the pallid two-headed eagle just above the bunker door;<br/>
His metal eye has all the seeming of a psyker that is scheming,<br/>
To have my guts lie steaming in a pile upon the floor;<br/>
And now all hope has left me, crouched here upon the floor<br/>
I await the Eversor!<br/>

===Henry the Fifth, Act III Scene I===

Once more unto the boards, Anon, once more,<br/>
Or close the wall up with our Neckbeard dead!<br/>
In-game there's nothing so becomes a man<br/>
As massive fatness and huge faggotry;<br/>
But when the /b/last of war brings in the cancer,<br/>
Then imitate the action of the fatguy;<br/>
Quote from the rulebooks, summon up the fluff,<br/>
Disguise fat nature with hard-favour'd RAAAAGE;<br/>
Then lend the one a terrible aspect;<br/>
Let it stare until PCs are all dead<br/>
Like the foul bodak; let the brow o'erwhelm it<br/>
As fearfully as does a tiefling’s horn<br/>
Add two charisma to his contorted face,<br/>
Swirl'd in the wild and wasteful fourth-ed.<br/>
Now roll the bones and sketch the portraits wide,<br/>
Dream hard of breasts, that bend up every ‘spirit’<br/>
To his full height. On, on, you beardyest fatguys,<br/>
Whose blood is fet from fathers of thin-proof!<br/>
Fathers that, like so many useless tripfags,<br/>
Have in these parts from morn till even raged,<br/>
And saged their threads for lack of argument.<br/>
Fap not to your mothers; now attest<br/>
That those whom you call'd fatguys did beget you.<br/>
Be copy now to men of better games,<br/>
And show them how you roll. And you, warmachine,<br/>
Whose limbs are made of pewter, show us here<br/>
The metal of your minis; let us swear<br/>
That they are worth their pricetag, which I doubt much;<br/>
For I see most of you so mean and base,<br/>
That hath not showered since last Petertide.<br/>
I see you field warhounds in Apocalypse,<br/>
Standing upon their foes. The game's been lost!<br/>
Follow your spirits, and upon this board<br/>
Cry, "Rage at Vampire! Magic! And Fourth Ed!"<br/>

===Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit===

Load up da trukks

Bring yer boyz

`Kuz we's haulin'

Out all da toyz

Da `oomies run

Frum dakka gunz

I knows I knows

We's number one

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO-

Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

I squish pinkies wit' my anus 

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

Cuz its choppy

Cuz its bashy

Cuz its dakka

Cuz we's sneaky

YA

Winnin' is what Orks do best

`Cause by Mork we's all been bless'd

Our mighty WAAAAAAAGH `as always been

And always will until the end

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO-

Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

Now I'm out dere, smashin' faces

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

Cuz its choppy

Cuz its bashy

Cuz its dakka

Cuz we's sneaky

YA


And I forgitz

Just wot it was

Oh ya, I think a melta bomb

I found it dere

It's tikkin' now

Oh well, I'll toss it at doze grots.

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO-

Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

I'm outta words, so I's WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

Cuz its choppy

Cuz its bashy

Cuz its dakka

Cuz we's sneaky

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAGH!

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


===Sailor Tau===


Fire caste by moonlight<br/>
Water caste by daylight<br/>
Never running from a real fight<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
She will...never turn her back on a friend<br/>
She is... always there to defend<br/>
She is...the one on whom we can depend<br/>
She is the one named Sailor.....<br/>
.... Sailor Broadside<br/>
.... Sailor Stealth<br/>
.... Sailor Crisis<br/>
..... Sailor Drone<br/>
With cosmic secrets<br/>
All so new to her<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
fire caste by daylight<br/>
Water caste by daylight<br/>
With her Sailor Shas'o to help fight<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
She is the one . . . Sailor Tau!!<br/>

===Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise===

As I browse through the minis of my local games store<br/>
I took a look at my life and realized I’m very poor<br/>
But that's just perfect for an fa/tg/uy like me<br/>
You know, I bought that space marine battle company<br/> 
At 4:30 in the morning dice are rolling<br/>
PCs are dying the whole session railroading... fools<br/>
And I've been plannin' and ragin’ so long that<br/>
Even my mother thinks that my mind is gone<br/>
I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check<br/>
Got a codex in my hand and a beard on my neck<br/>
But if I finish all my painting and if you get Matt<br/>
Then tonight I am putting on my wizard robes and hat.<br/>

We been spending most our lives<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
I've done FATAL once or twice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
It's hard work in rolling dice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We buy minis at high price<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>

A local boy made a Mary Sue last week<br/>
I just approved it and saved my mad critique<br/>
I really don’t mind, I didn’t even rage<br/>
‘cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.<br/>
But I ain't never punched weeaboos even if they deserved it<br/>
A fa/tg/uy with a tool? You know that’s unheard of<br/> 
I’m obese and smelly but have the best army<br/>
And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fools<br/>
If you’re here for stories, you'll be wrecked in tears<br/>
We have C.S Goto raping well known canon with shears<br/>
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare<br/>
We are just autistically impaired<br/>

There's chainfists, chainswords, and lightning claws<br/>
In our life hobby<br/>
Like Cthulhu Mythos<br/>
It's as grim an’ dark as can be<br/>

We been spending most our lives<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We're just fat and nerdy guys<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
There's no greater sin and vice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We all fight, by rolling dice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>

Hitchin' up a game group, churnin' out new content<br/>
Made a game on Sunday, soon I'll make another<br/>
Think you’re pimp at rollplay? Think you can roleplay?<br/>
I know I’m a million times more playa then you gay frey<br/>
I'm the neckbeard guy the young Gygaxes wanna be like<br/>
In the store day and night rollin’ paragon mad soulknife<br/>
So don't be vain and don't be whiny<br/>
Or else, weeaboo, I might declare Exterminatus on your army<br/>

We been spending most our lives<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We’re all crazy max/min-ites<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We all dare to fantasize<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We’re all virgins who roll dice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>

===Blue Oyster Cult: Black Blade===
I was on a mission to fight for the Greater Good<br>
But this here Dawn Blade at my side don't act the way it should<br>
Keeps calling me it's Shas'O when I feel more like it's Gue'la<br>
And it keeps dragging me faster and faster to an early grave, yeah<br>
And it howls! It howls like hell!<br>
<br>
I'm told it's my duty to fight against them all<br>
That warring is my trade and I was born to wade through gore<br>
I just want to be a lover, not a blue-skinned screaming ghoul<br>
I wish it'd picked another to be it's killing tool<br>
<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Forged a million years ago<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Killing so it's power can grow<br>
<br>
It's death from the beginning to the end of time<br>
And I'm the Tau's champion, or is that just part of it's grand designs?<br>
And whole worlds are dying, and the burden's mine<br>
And the Dawn Blade keeps on killing, 'til the end of time<br>
<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Bringing chaos to the world we know<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
And it's using me to kill my friends<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Growing stronger so the galaxy will end<br>
Forcing my mind to bend and bend<br>
<br>
I am the Dawn Blade<br>
Forged a million billion years ago<br>
My cosmic soul goes on for eternity<br>
Carving out destiny<br>
Bringing in the Lords of Chaos<br>
Bringing up the Beasts of the Immaterium<br>
Sucking out the souls of heroes<br>
Laying waste to the Imperium<br>
My master is my slave<br>
Hahaahahahahahahahaha!<br>
You poor fucking Tau<br>
<br>

==='Twas The Night Before Emperor's Day===

'Twas the night before Emperor's Day,<br>
and he fought all alone,<br>
in a four foot deep trench<br>
lined with plasteel and stone.<br>
<br>
I was traveling the warp<br>
with gifts for the land,<br>
when I saw this lone guardsman<br>
making his brave stand.<br>
<br>
I looked all about,<br>
I looked near and far,<br>
no Chimera, no Basilisk,<br>
nor Techpriest or Commissar.<br>
<br>
No Sergeant yelled orders<br>
to this guardsman - no backing<br>
to fight this ridge full of xeno<br>
formed from pure evil, attacking.<br>
<br>
His armor in tatters,<br>
his eyes nearly blind,<br>
A sobering truth<br>
raced through my mind.<br>
<br>
His position was doomed,<br>
was my only thought<br>
and this soldier's brave stand<br>
would all be for naught.<br>
<br>
The guardsman stared unblinking,<br>
silent and alone,<br>
his lasrifle at the ready<br>
against his shoulder bone.<br>
<br>
His gaze was so calm<br>
in the face of calamity,<br>
the perfect picture of<br>
a guardsman of humanity.<br>
<br>
Who was this brave hero<br>
whose position I'd spied,<br>
warring against<br>
this unstoppable tide?<br>
<br>
I now knew that all humans<br>
I would see this night,<br>
owed their lives to these guardsmen<br>
who were willing to fight.<br>
<br>
Soon all round the galaxy<br>
the children would play,<br>
and grownups would praise<br>
the bright Emperor's Day.<br>
<br>
They all lived their lives<br>
every month of the year,<br>
Because of brave guardsmen<br>
like the one standing here.<br>
<br>
A tear came to my eye<br>
for those who stood alone,<br>
on a cold Emperor's Day Eve<br>
on a planet far from home.<br>
<br>
Their great sacrifices<br>
I could never betray<br>
So I drew my burning sword<br>
to join in the fray<br>
<br>
The soldier did turn<br>
and I heard a rough voice.<br>
"My Emperor, rest easy,<br>
this death is my choice;<br>
<br>
I fight for a freedom<br>
that may never be found,<br>
but not ever shall I waver<br>
on Your sacred ground."<br>
<br>
Then the Guardsman turned<br>
to face the incursions<br>
of the foul xenos and<br>
their unholy perversions<br>
<br>
I kept watch for hours,<br>
until the night was still<br>
and the guardsman lay broken<br>
on the bloody red hill.<br>
<br>
I could not just leave<br>
on that cold grim dark night,<br>
this guardian of honor<br>
so willing to fight.<br>
<br>
And as the guardsman lay dying,<br>
his soul strong and pure,<br>
he cried, "Ave Imperator!<br>
It's Emperor's Day! This world is secure!"<br>
<br>
I kneeled before the fallen,<br>
A great victory he'd won.<br>
"Happy Emperor's Day my guardsman,<br>
rest in peace, my son."<br>

===Daniel Decateur Emmett: Dixie Land===
No one knows how this all started<br>
But it don't surprise us empty-hearted-<br>
Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!<br>
<br>
When those came up in that ole half-track<br>
We found the nerve to now push back!<br>
Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!<br>
<br>
Advance the flag there trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!<br>
On far off lands we'll take our stand-<br>
And not die bloody cowards!<br>
<br>
To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!<br>
To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!<br>
<br>
Now John Fuklaw was an awesome sight,<br>
And rallied us into the fight!<br>
To arms! To arms! To arms! Fire away!<br>
<br>
And Raepfist cut a bloody swathe<br>
and Conrad Raege had to laugh and scoff<br>
Push on! Push on! Push on! Valiant men.<br>
<br>
Bring up that flamer trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!<br>
Let's give 'em hell, and then die well!<br>
In service to the Emprah!<br>
<br>
Advance! Advance! They're no match for us trooper!<br>
Advance! Advance! Ave Imperator!<br>
<br>
OH I love to serve the Emprah! Hoorah! HOORAH!<br>
On his holy land I'll take my stand-<br>
To fight on for the Emprah!<br>
<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise be to Holy Terra!<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise the Immoooooooortal Emprah!<br>
<br>

===Trey Parker: Everyone Has Aids (Team America: World Police)===
Everyone has WARP
WARP! WARP! WARP!
WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!
Everyone has WARP!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from WARP.
It took from me my favorite son
My only true Warmaster
My conqueror of bright stars
(He got WARPed)

Well I'm gonna march on Terra!
Lead the Astartes and charge the brigades!
There's a Daemon inside of all of us...
I'll make them see, everyone has WARP.

My Commissar!
(WARP!)
My Astropath!
(WARP!)
My Chaplain and Librarian and Captain!
(WARP! WARP! WARP!)
The Xenos and witch, and the mutant and psyker!

Everyone has WARP!
My techpriest and my squig Old Blue
WARP! WARP! WARP!
The Primarch's got it and so do you!
WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!
Come on everybody we got purgin' to do!
It's time to exterminate these worlds everyone has
WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP!
(WARP!)


===Don McLean: American Pie===
A long, long time ago...<br>
I can still remember<br>
How that cultist used to make me smile.

And I knew if I had my chance<br>
That I could make those xenos dance<br>
And, maybe, they’d be purged for a while.<br>

But February made me shiver<br>
With every bolt round I’d deliver.
Heresy on the doorstep,<br>
I couldn’t take one more step.<br>

I can’t remember if I wrrryed<br>
When I read about his lolcron bride,<br>
But something touched me deep inside<br>
The day the music died.

So die die, from the flames in the sky,<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


Did you write the litanies of hate,<br>
And do you live in the EMPRAH'S faith,<br>
If the Codex tells you so?<br>
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,<br>
Can crack cocaine save your heretic soul,<br>
And can you teach me how to wrrrry real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him<br>
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.<br>
You both kicked off your boots.<br>
Man, I dig those rhythmic blues.

I was a lonely teenaged scout marine<br>
With a camo cloak colored brown and green<br>
I knew to see but not be seen<br>
The day the music died.<br>
I started singin’,

"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."

Now since M.30 we’ve been on our own<br>
And heresy grows fat on a rollin’ stone,<br>
But that’s not how it used to be.<br>
When the harlequin sang with the noise marine,<br>
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean<br>
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while Lord Tzeentch was looking down,<br>
A loota boy stole his JUST AS PLANNED crown.<br>
The classroom was adjourned;<br>
No grade report was returned.<br>
And while Kharn raged about METAL BOX,<br>
Macha tried to get some in the park,<br>
And we rolled sixes in the dark<br>
The day the music died.<br>
We were singing,

"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."

Helter skelter in a summer swelter,<br>
The birds flew off the Exterminatus shelter<br>
Eight miles high and falling fast.<br>
Nurgle-tan let loose a cloud of gas.<br>
Macha still couldn't get no ass,<br>
With old Failbaddon in a cast.

Now Cultist-chan wore cheap perfume<br>
While Doomrider played a Slaaneshi tune.<br>
We all got up to dance,<br>
Oh, but we never got the chance!<br>
The Angry Marines tried to take the field;<br>
The Emperors Children refused to yield.<br>
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?<br>

We started singing,<br>
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,<br>
All GRIMDARK and lost in space,<br>
With no time left to start again.<br>
So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!<br>
Candlejack sat on a can-<br>
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage<br>
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.<br>
No angel born in hell<br>
Could break that daemon’s spell.<br>
And as I purged her in the night<br>
To show her the emperors shining light,<br>
I saw Eldrad laughing with delight<br>
The day the music died.

He was singing,<br>
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."

I met a farseer whose love did bloom<br>
And I asked her for some happy news,<br>
But she just smiled and turned away.<br>
I went down to the wargear store<br>
Where I’d heard the music years before,<br>
But the techpriests said the music wouldn’t play.

Hand een thee stweets: thee childwen scweamed,<br>
Thee lovers cwied, and thee poeets dweamed.<br>
But not a hword hwas spoken;<br>
Thee chyurch bells all were broken.<br>
Hand thee thwee men Ay hadmire most:<br>
Thee father, son, hand thee holy ghost,<br>
They captyoored thee lhast train fooor thee coast<br>
Thee day thee myoosick died.

And they were singing,

"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."

"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."<br>


===Theme from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers===
[Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind]: "Inquisitor! Heretics, Xenos, and Mutants are abound! Recruit a team of Acolytes with attitude!"<br>
[Inquisitor]: "Ayayayayay!"<br>

They've got, a power and a faith that you've never seen before!<br>
They've got, the ability to smite and to even up the score!<br>
No Grot, can ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br>

They know, the fate of Holy Terra's lying in their hands!<br>
They know, to always use their weapons at the first chance!<br>
No Cult will ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br>

The Unclean, can never take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br>



==="And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'(And the Band Played 'Waltzing Matilda')"===

When I was a young man I flew in a ship,<br>
And lived the free life of a scouter.<br>
From the Twin Star of Aphor to the Aquila Rift,<br>
I danced my old scoutship all over.<br>
Then in nought-oh-fifteen, the Emp-ror said "Son, <br>
It's time time to stop scoutin', there's work to be done."<br>
So they gave me a rank bar,<br>
A Cruiser, a gun,<br>
And they sent me away to the War.<br>

And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'<br>
As we boarded the Santa Maree,<br>
And amidst all the cheers,<br>
the cannonade and tears,<br>
we left for Bellerophon III.<br>

How well I remember the sight I saw then,<br>
the proud Navy cut down and shattered.<br>
And how in the hell that they called Lagrange Ten,<br>
We were butchered like poor bloody cattle.<br>
Old Boney was ready, he'd primed himself well,<br>
he cut us with Lances, and broke us with shell.<br>
And in five minutes flat,<br>
he had blown us to hell,<br>
nearly blew me right back to Agrippa.<br>

And the Vox played 'Fight on, the Navy',<br>
as we formed up and counted the slain.<br>
We'd lost half of ours,<br>
for a handful of theirs,<br>
but we charged right on back in again.<br>

Now us that were left, well, we tried to survive,<br>
in a mad world of lanceshot and boarders.<br>
And for nine minutes ten I kept my boys alive,<br>
as around me our numbers grew lesser.<br>
Then a whole mess of guardsmen stormed onto the bridge,<br>
they shot down old Kelley, the Nav and the Kid,<br>
and for some bloody reason, they just let me live.<br>
Never knew there were worse things than dying.<br>

For I'll do no more dancing my scouter,<br>
I thought as I ran for the pod,<br>
for a scout can't feel dread,<br>
he's got more balls than head,<br>
and that's one thing a coward ain't got.<br>

The handful of pods left I gathered to me,<br>
and we left like a bolt from a barrel.<br>
A dozen survivors of two-million-odd men,<br>
the Grand Fleet of Admiral Karil.<br>
And as we all dove into Catan's dock ring,<br>
and the three from the Mada all started to sing,<br>
the thought of my men,<br>
had a horrible sting,<br>
for not one had lived through the battle.<br>

And the band played 'Fight on , the Navy',<br>
for the wives of the men of Catan,<br>
Nobody cheered,<br>
they just saw us and stared,<br>
and then, the crying began.<br>

And now every march day I sit in the crowd,<br>
and watch the young guardsmen walk on then.<br>
I wonder to myself, not speaking aloud,<br>
why there's not one vet'ran with them.<br>
The young men march stiffly, all upright with pride,<br>
they're all brave young soldiers with nothing to hide.<br>
And then one kid asks,<br>
"Is that how daddy died?"<br>
And I don't have the courage to tell him.<br>

And the band plays 'Fight on, the Navy',<br>
As I answer my question before.<br>
If the march they could give,<br>
to the men who had lived,<br>
not one man would dare march at all.<br>

Dancin' my scouter, dancin' my scouter,<br>
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?<br>
And their ghosts may be heard as you dance on by Bellerophon,<br>
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?<br>

===Gilbert and Sullivan: A British Tar===

A Space Marine is a soaring soul,<br>
Far greater than a mortal man,<br>
His energetic fist should be ready to resist<br>
Any heretical plan.<br>
His nose should pant,<br>
and his lip should curl,<br>
His cheeks should flame,<br>
and his brow should furl,<br>
His bosom should heave,<br>
and his hearts should glow,<br>
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.<br>
<br>
His nose should pant and his lip should curl,<br>
His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl,<br>
His bosom should heave and his hearts should glow,<br>
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.<br>
<br>
His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,<br>
His brow with scorn be wrung;<br>
He never should bow down to a filthy xenos frown,<br>
Or the tang of a traitor tongue.<br>
<br>
His foot should stamp,<br>
and his throat should growl,<br>
His sword should twirl,<br>
and his face should scowl,<br>
His eyes should flash like a conqueror<br>
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!"<br>
<br>
His foot should stamp, and his throat should growl,<br>
His sword should twirl, and his face should scowl;<br>
His eyes should flash like a conqueror,<br>
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!", the Emperor, the Emperor, the Emperor!<br>

===Dio: Holy Diver===

Holy Bolter<br>
You've been out too long in the warzone<br>
Oh it's jamming again<br>
<br>
Ride the Tank<br>
You can see its hull but you know it's clean.<br>
Oh don't you see what I mean<br>
<br>
Gotta shoot 'em down<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
<br>
Shiny Tracers<br>
Like the eyes of a Daemon in the night<br>
Something is coming for you<br>
<br>
Race for the Dropship<br>
You can hide in the sun of the Emperor's light<br>
Oh we will pray it's all right<br>
<br>
Gotta get away-get away<br>
Between the armor lies<br>
There's a trooper hard as steel<br>
The valor never dies<br>
War's a never ending wheel<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
You're the star of the battlefield<br>
No need for full auto<br>
<br>
Jump on the Tank
you can feel its hull but you know it's mean<br>
Some might can never be seen yeah
<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
You've been out too long in the warzone<br>
Oh it's jamming again<br>
<br>
Ride the Tank<br>
You can see armor but you know it's clean.<br>
<br>
Gotta get away-get away Gotta get away-get away<br>
Holy Bolter sole survivor your honour's clean<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter Holy bolter never change the mag Holy Bolter<br>
Oh Holy Bolter yeah alright get away get away get away<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter Holy Bolter whoa Holy Bolter Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm.<br>

===Will Smith: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air===

Now, this is a story all about how<br>
My life got flipped-turned upside down<br>
And I'd like to take a minute<br>
Just sit by my skull throne<br>
I'll tell you how I became the daemon prince of Khorne<br>
<br>
No idea where I was born or raised<br>
On the gladiator arenas was where I spent most of my days<br>
Beatin' smashing' killin' in the arenas<br>
Escaped to the mountains with a few cronies<br>
When a couple of soldiers<br>
Who were up to no good<br>
They found us and attacked my neighborhood<br>
I got in one little fight and Emperor started to worry<br>
And said 'You're movin' with your father and god in Terra'<br>
<br>
It kinda hurt to see my pals fucked<br>
But Emprah didn't let me go back<br>
He gave me a battleship and then he gave me my legion.<br>
I put my axe on and said, 'Gotta give my army a lesson'.<br>
<br>
First company, yo this is bad<br>
Marines drinking juice out of a champagne glass.<br>
Is this what the marines of World Eaters are like?<br>
Hmmmmm this won't be alright.<br>
<br>
But wait I hear there're techmarine, apothecarians and all that<br>
Put implants to the recruits like ones in this cool cat<br>
Now I like it<br>
Badass bloodthirsty soldiers<br>
I don't give a fuck to Emprahs' warnings<br>
<br>
Well, the battle-barge landed and when I came out<br>
There was Horus who told he's gonna throw a rout<br>
I was in and we went to Terra<br>
We went totally ape<br>
After an epic bloodshed I heard 'Horus got raped'<br>
<br>
I whistled for a Battle-Barge and when it came near<br>
My legion ran in, cursing the Emperor<br>
Dumped Kharn to the trunk and fled the war<br>
Khorne told me 'Yo homes to Eye of Terror'<br>
<br>
I got wings on my back and horns on my head<br>
This cool runesword and skin blood-red<br>
I looked at my kingdom<br>
I was finally there<br>
To sit on my throne as the Daemon Prince of Khorne<br>

===Sabaton: Stalingrad===

Fresh from orbit<br>
From the dropships came to Comrades aid<br>
City in despair<br>
Almost crushed by Ghazkulls army<br>
<br>
Oh its grimmer than hell<br>
Ghazkull's forces advancing<br>
<br>
The sound of the stubbers<br>
The music of death<br>
A grand symphony<br>
<br>
See your friends fall<br>
Hear them pray to the gods <br>
Your emperor denies<br>
<br>
Every man dies alone<br>
And when your time comes <br>
You will know that its time<br>
<br>
Yarrick's fortress on fire<br>
Is this madness or hell<br>
<br>
The sound of the stubbers<br>
The music of death<br>
We're playing Chaos's symphony<br>
Violins as lasguns<br>
Conducted from hell<br>
<br>
Oh Hades Hive<br>
Morte Vedae<br>
<br>
Are you praying<br>
Do you follow the Commissars lead<br>
No one knows you<br>
No one cares but a single violin<br>
<br>
Play the score of the dead<br>
Know the daemon within<br>
<br>
The sound of the stubbers<br>
The music of death<br>
We're playing Chaos's symphony<br>
Violins as lasguns<br>
Conducted from hell<br>
<br>
===Henry Clay Work: Marching Through Georgia===

Bring the platoon standard, lads, we'll sing another song <br/>
Sing it with a spirit that will start this world along. <br/>
Sing it as we'll always sing it, quadrillions strong, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

How the xenos howl when our flamers end all their fun, <br/>
How the cultists scream out when they march into our guns, <br/>
How the foe cries out for mercy when there will be none, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

Yes, and there were heretics who wept with painful tears <br/>
having felt our noble will they had denied for years. <br/>
How the Inquisition now brings them justice so dear, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

Your Imperium will die under my great onslaught!<br/>
So that Failbaddon said and that is what he thought,<br/>
But indeed we shall triumph for arms he has forgot,<br/>
As we fight for the Emprah!<br/>

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.<br/>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/> 
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

So we fight at Creed's right hand and Cadia shall hold, <br/>
For the Emprah stands with us and all rebels shall fold, <br/>
And we can hide Titans behind barricades we're told, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>

===Kelis: Milkshake===

''[Repeat x2]''<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
<br>
I know you want xenotech,<br>
The thing that makes free energy,<br>
What explorators go crazy for.<br>
They lose their minds<br>
If the warp unbinds<br>
Before they get out in time.<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
<br>
I can see the machine spirit.<br>
You want to be just some skitarii?<br>
Tech geeks and freaks with toys<br>
That can't be bought.<br>
Just know: heretics get caught.<br>
Watch out if you're smart,<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
<br>
Omnissiah says "get involved."<br>
Enginseers practice every day so<br>
You must maintain your firearm.<br>
Same time maintain your iron halo<br>
And you will learn to mend.<br>
(Plus work on our titans!)<br>
Then next honour spark plugs, the wheel and flint.<br>
Then starting your car is a blessed event!<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>

===The Lonely Island: I'm On A Boat===
I'm in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Everybody start running<br>
Cause I'm charging in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Take a good hard look<br>
at the motherfucking dread.<br>

I'm in a dread, motherfuckers, so you better run.<br>
In a dread, blastin' you away with my giant gun.<br>
Bustin' heretics, making 'em wish they were dead.<br>
You can't stop me, motherfuckers 'cause I'm in a dread.<br>

Take you shot, bitch,<br>
I'm in a dread, witch.<br>
And my adamantium armour's so thick.<br>
I've got my giant fists<br>
And my meltagun.<br>
You were already dead before the war begun.<br>

I'm riding in a drop pod<br>
Falling to the ground<br>
The drop pod's arriving,<br>
Making a terrible sound.<br>
But this ain't Slaanesh<br>
This is the Emperor's hound,<br>
An airborne dreadnought, motherfucking, coming inbound.<br>

Fuck you, I'm in a dread, motherfuckers.<br>
Fuck guns, I cheated death, motherfuckers.<br>
I'm here with Chapter Master Seth, motherfuckers.<br>
I can't even draw breath motherfuckers.<br>

Oh, Emprah, if you could hear my roar,<br>
As I'm waging your eternal war,<br>
Covering the ground with xeno gore<br>
Like Ursarkar Creed, anything is possible.<br>

Never thought I'd be in a dread.<br>
Blood staining my armor red.<br>
Sanguinius, look at me.<br>
Never thought I'd see the day,<br>
I'd watch myself decay.<br>
Believe me when I say<br>
I fought in the Great Crusade.<br>

I'm in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Everybody start running,<br>
'Cause I'm charging in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Take a good hard look<br>
At the motherfucking dread.

===Tom Jones: Delilah===
I saw the gleam of the claw that she passed through my forces<br>
I saw the flickering red fire of evil in her eyes<br>
She was my demon<br>
As she decieved me I watched and made plans for her demise<br>

My my my Defiler<br>
Why why why Defiler<br>
I could see, that thing was no good for me<br>
But I found the Warp had a craving for debris<br>

At battle's end when my troops ran away I was waiting<br>
I crossed the field to her spot and she writhed some more<br>
She stood there laughing<br>
I felt my Powerfist clench and she laughed no more<br>

My my my Defiler<br>
Why why why Defiler<br>
So before they come to fuck up my base<br>
Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more<br>
Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more


===Cage the Elephant: Ain't no Rest for the Wicked===
I was walking through the Hive<br>
When out the corner of my eye<br>
I saw a filthy teenage girl approaching me.<br>
She said sir can you spare a Throne<br>
For a girl all alone <br>
Perhaps I'd keep you company?<br>
I looked into her eyes<br>
And saw the sin of vice<br>
I knew the Dark Gods held her in their sway<br>
Offering Prayer to the Emperor, <br>
I raised and aimed by Hecutor<br>
And swiftly put a bullet in her head. <br>

Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
I got fiends to slay, <br>
I got men to save, <br>
I must strive to bring His Grace to me<br>
I know I can't lose Faith,<br>
I can't give in,<br>
Though sometimes I fear I could,<br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>

As I continued through the hive<br>
I go walking past a bar<br>
When a man clad just in paint burst out the door<br>
And then he looked at me and screamed<br>
Swung an axe right at my neck,<br>
I saw no reason or thought behind his eyes<br>
I barely dodged the attack <br>
And knew that I had to fight back<br>
So I steeled myself and drew my gun to fight<br>
I racked my boltgun with a click<br>
And blew apart the heretic<br>
And stood over his corpse right in the street. <br>

Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
I got fiends to slay, <br>
I got men to save, <br>
I must strive to bring His Grace to me<br>
I know I can't lose Faith,<br>
I can't give in,<br>
Though sometimes I fear I could,<br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>

Now, much later in the day<br>
I went to rest in my own hab,<br>
And watched the pict-vid to find out the latest news<br>
I was listening to reports<br>
About rebellions all around<br>
And felt a fire stirring deep inside my heart<br>
There are enemies without<br>
and there are enemies within, <br>
It's up to us to defend our Imperium<br>
So I urge all mankind to fight<br>
For what we know deep down is right<br>
The sacred glory of the God Emperor of Man!<br>

Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
We got fiends to slay, <br>
We got men to save, <br>
We must strive to each live Faithfully<br>
Oh no<br>
We can't give in,<br>
We can't have doubt,<br>
If we want to survive these times. <br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>

===One night in Bangkok===

[IMPERIAL]<br>
Hive world, Imperial setting<br>
And the hive don't know that the hive is getting<br>
The creme de la creme of the regicide world in a<br>
Show with everything but Ol' Cain<br>

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute<br>
Since the Slaanesh spa had the regi boys in it<br>
All change -- don't you know that when you<br>
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue<br>

It's Fenris -- or Gravalax -- or a Craftworld -- or --
or this place!<br>

[CULTISTS]<br>
One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster<br>
The boys are temples and the girls are free<br>
You'll find a god in every golden cloister<br>
And if you're lucky then the god's a she (right now)<br>
I can feel Slaaneshiis sliding up to me (Oh dear)<br>

[IMPERIAL]<br>
One world's very like another<br>
When your head's down over your pieces, brother<br>

[CULTISTS]<br>
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity<br>
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city<br>

[IMPERIAL]<br>
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking hive --<br>

[CULTISTS]<br>
Tea, tarts, warm, sweet<br>
Some are set up in the Penthouse Plateau suite<br>

[IMPERIAL]<br>
Frag off! You're talking to a tourist<br>
Whose every game's among the purest<br>
I get my kicks with His blessing, Snotling!<br>

[CULTISTS]<br>
One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor<br>
Not much between despair and heresy<br>
One night in Bangkok and Inquisitors tumble<br>
Can't be too careful with your company<br>
I can feel a daemon walking next to me<br>

[IMPERIAL]<br>
Yarrick's gonna be the witness<br>
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness<br>
This provides much more for us<br>
Than a Waaaagh of Orks or a snarling Horus<br>

Praise the Emprah' I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --<br>

I don't see you guys rating<br>
The kind of trap I'm contemplating<br>
I'd let you watch, I would invite you<br>
But the Sisters we use would not excite you<br>

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your Tarot
parlours -- <br>

[CULTISTS]<br>
One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster<br>
The boys are temples and the girls are free<br>
You'll find a god in every golden cloister<br>
A lot of flesh, a little heresy<br>
I can feel a cultist feeling up on me<br>

One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor<br>
Not much between despair and heresy<br>
One night in Bangkok and the Seraphim tumble<br>
Can't be too careful with your company<br>
I can feel Eth'reals floating next to me...<br>

===Heather Alexander: March of Cambreadth===

Lasgun's flash, chainswords swing,<br>
Bolter's armour-piercing sting,<br>
Warhounds run, flickering void-shields,<br>
Fight Those Heretics till They Yield<br>
Baneblade catterpillars groan,<br>
Fight to Keep this World Your Own<br>
Sound the vox and call the cry,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>

Follow orders as you're told,<br>
Make Their Daemon Blood Run Cold<br>
Fight until you die or drop,<br>
A Force Like Ours is Hard to Stop<br>
Close your mind to stress and pain,<br>
Fight till You're No Longer Sane<br>
Let not one cultist pass by,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>

Guard your women and children well,<br>
Send These Bastards Back to Hell<br>
We'll teach them the ways of war,<br>
They Won't Come Here Any More<br>
Use your gun and use your head,<br>
Fight till Every One is Dead<br>
Raise the flag up to the sky,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>

Dawn has broke, the time has come,<br>
Move Your Feet to a Marching Drum<br>
We'll win the war and pay the toll,<br>
We'll Fight as One in Heart and Soul<br>
Baneblade catterpillars groan,<br>
Fight to Keep this World Your Own<br>
Sound the vox and call the cry,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>

(Repeat verse 1)<br>

===Rutland Weekend Television: Football===

[Commissar]<br>
I blow brains out for the Emperor<br>
[Blood Angel]<br>
For the Chapter, I burn Orks<br>
[Harlequin]<br>
I dismember for The Laughing God<br>
[Warboss]<br>
Oi killz fer Gork an' Mork!<br>

[Inquisitor]<br>
I drop planet-killing bombs on the unclean from up above!<br>
[All]<br>
Yes 40k's the game that we all love!<br>

[Plague Marine]<br>
I spread STDs for Nurgle<br>
[Noise Marine]<br>
And I do it for Slaanesh<br>
[Rubric Marine]<br>
For Tzeench I scatter entrails<br>
[Berzerker]<br>
For Khorne, I'll eat your flesh!<br>

[Chaos Marine]<br>
I wish they'd bring back Malal, 'cause those other four are bores<br>
[All]<br>
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br>

[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Marines]<br>
Cleanse! Purge! Kill!<br>
[Cultist]<br>
Aaah!<br>

[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Chaos Marines]<br>
Maim! Kill! Burn!<br>
[Guardsman]<br>
Ow!<br>

[All]<br>
40k's the game that we adore!<br>

[Dark Eldar Wych]<br>
I loot and rape for pleasure<br>
[Fire Warrior]<br>
I kill for The Greater Good<br>
[Necron Pariah]<br>
I skin people for the Star Gods and then bathe in their blood<br>

[All]<br>
'Cause in the grimdark future there is dick-all else but war<br>
[All]<br>
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br>

[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Necrons]<br>
Move! Shoot! Move!<br>
[Orks]<br>
WAAAUGH!<br>

[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Nids]<br>
Om! Nom! Nom!<br>
[Penitent Engine]<br>
Ohhh!<br>

[All]<br>
40k's the game that we adore!<br>
The End!<br>

===Manowar: Dawn of Battle===
Dreadful Thunder
The storms moving in
And Judgment day is calling!
My soul has been stolen
By my ascension as Khorne's Chosen!
And the sound of glory !

I will send into the ground
All that are found
By the sign of Warmaker falling!
The Loyalists will fall
I will strike down them all
Then you will know my calling

The Blood God calls my name
In the sound of the wind in the night
My sword will drink blood!
And I will fight
Yes I will fight
In the dawn of battle
Dawn of battle

I will rise up to Khorne's Call!
I will rise up from the grave
A brother of Angron
A master to the slaves

I am the soul Chosen
Of the Khorne's Fire and His Rage
I was wrought upon this galaxy
Born to rule and battle wage

By the total decimation 
Of the Imperium at my command!
By the Axe! By the Sword!
By Fire! By my hand!

I give no explanation!
I was branded by Khorne's Will
To bring death and destruction
To all that I now kill

The Blood God calls my name
In the sound of the wind in the night
My sword will drink blood
And I will fight
Yes I will fight
In the dawn of battle
Dawn of Battle

I long to slay
So I wait for a sign
I wait for the Hordes
To charge from the Eye
From the dusts of carnage
A promise to keep
Then all who see shall believe
Deliver into my hand
The sword that is His Right Hand
Let my journey begin
So all shall understand
That if I fall
I will live again

I will rise up to Chaos' Call
I will rise up from the grave
A brother to the Angron
A master to the slaves

I give no explanation
I was branded by Khorne's Will
To bring Death and Destruction
To all that I now kill

The Blood God calls my name
In the sound of the wind in the night
My sword will drink blood
And I will fight
Yes I will fight
In the dawn of battle

===Antoine Dodson and the Gregory Brothers: Bed Intruder===

Chorus:<br> 
[Town Crier]<br>
He’s landin' on your planets<br>
He’s snatchin blasphemers up<br>
Gonna purge em so y’all need to<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
And hide your husband<br>
Cuz they purgin' errbody out here<br>

You don’t have to come and confess,<br>
They lookin' for you<br>
They gon' find you<br>
They gon' find you<br>

So you can run and tell that,<br>
Run and tell that<br>
Run and tell that, heretic<br>
Her- her- heretic<br>

[Acolyte]<br>
We got your DNA<br>
You done left fingerprints and all<br>
You are so dumb<br>
You are really dumb–for real.<br>

You are really, really, really, really, so dumb.<br>

[Witness]<br>
I was attacked by some heretic in the hab-stacks.<br>

[Acolytes]<br>
So dumb, So dumb, So dumb, So<br>

Chorus<br>

[Inquisitor Lord's Report]<br>
'bout 5'9', 5'10'<br>
Pallid complexion, bald cut like Astartes<br>
With some little runes on his head<br>
Clean cut, very gaunt face<br>

Sent in my Sisters, when they walked in,<br>
He had his hands around a tome.<br>
First thing was to grant emperor's mercy,<br>
And that's what they did.<br>
Sororitas: ('ey!)<br>

Chorus<br>

[Inquisitor Lord]<br>
Well, obviously we have a cultist in Lincoln Park<br>

[Battle-Sister]<br>
Are you serious, My Lord?<br>

We got your dagger<br>
We got your scent<br>
I know what shoe size you wear, my boy<br>
So you can run and hide<br>
But we're gonna find you<br> 
Find you<br>

Chorus x2<br>


===Ozzy: Crazy train===

Black Rage, but that's how it goes<br>
Millions of traitors living as foes<br>
Pretty sure it is too late<br>
To learn how to love<br>
And forget how to hate<br>

Mortal wounds are healing<br>
Life's a bitter shame<br>
Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain<br>
Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain<br>

Let's Go!<br>

I listen to chaplains<br>
To get rerolls<br>
I fight against Bloodthirst<br>
Got my own set of rules<br>
One person conditioned to keep some control<br>
And Astorath lets me live just for the lulz<br>

Mental wounds still screaming<br>
Driving me insane<br>
I'm fighting against Horus crazy brain<br>
I'm im kicking Horus' ass in my crazy brain<br>

I know that things are pretty wrong with me<br>
You gotta listen to my RAGE<br>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...<br>

Death company Chaplain<br>
That's what we've become<br>
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb<br>
Crazy, I just cannot bear<br>
I'm living with something' that just isn't fair<br>

Had a wound inflicted<br>
Anyone to blame<br>
I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage<br>
I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage<br>

===SSgt Barry Sadler: Ballade Of The Space Marines.===
Fighting soldiers from the sky<br>
Fearless men who jump and die<br>
Men who haunt the Xenos' dreams<br>
The brave men of the Space Marines<br>

Golden wings upon their chests<br>
More than men, the Imperium's best<br>
Today we test one hundred teens<br>
But only one joins the Space Marines<br>

Altered to live off any land<br>
Trained in combat, hand to hand<br>
Never to hide their colours' sheen<br>
They wear them proud for the Space Marines<br>

Golden wings upon their chests<br>
More than men, the Imperium's best<br>
Today we test one hundred teens<br>
But only one joins the Space Marines<br>

When at last, he is released<br>
One more Marine finds The Emperor's Peace<br>
He has died for those oppressed<br>
Leaving his Chapter one request<br>

Cut the geneseed from my chest<br>
To live again in the Imperium's best<br>
One more young man to guard the hopes and dreams<br>
Of all Mankind as a Space Marine<br>

===When You're Eldrad===
When Asuryan is too busy, and Khaine's a bit too much<br>
They call me, by name you see, for my special touch<br>
To the seers I'm a legend, to the mon'keigh I'm a dick<br>
But call me by any name, any way it's all the same<br>

I'm the gore on your shoe<br>
I'm the pebble in your boot<br>
I'm the daemon in your bed<br>
I'm the bolt in every head<br>

I'm the mine on which you step<br>
I'm the pin in every hip<br>
I'm the spore in your eye, makes you wiggle and writhe<br>

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>

While there's mon'keigh to make sad<br>
While there's lulz left to be had<br>
While there's pockets left to pick<br>
While there's Dreadnoughts left to trip<br>
down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner<br>
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it<br>
'Cause there's one born every minute<br>

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>

I pledge my allegiance<br>
To all things skub and derp<br>
Promise on my old Soul Stone<br>
To do as I am told<br>
For Cegorach has never seen<br>
A seer quite like me, not only<br>
does his job but does it happily<br>

I'm the fear that keeps you 'wake<br>
I'm the shadows in the Warp<br>
I'm the Daemons they become<br>
I'm the nightmare in your skull<br>

I'm a Witchblade in your back<br>
An extra turn upon the rack<br>
I'm the quivering of your heart<br>
A stabbing pain, a sudden start<br>

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>

And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need X2<br>

It gets so ronery being Eldrad<br>
What I'd do to see a Codex<br>
Even for a little while<br>
And no one loves you when you're Eldrad<br>

I'm lying through my teeth<br>
Your rage is all the comforting I need!<br>

===Weebl: Cucumber song (Spire Legis)===

We is takin' a truk<br>
Down to Spire Legis<br>
Cuz we 'ave 'ears they is all 'ummie free<br>
Which makes it safe fer us ta plant new orkses<br>
All fer teh WAAAGH<br>
Just ya sees<br>

'Ummies are the orkses enemies<br>
They try an' stomp us with their bitz<br>
The only way few our boyz ta escape is<br>
Drivin' a truk down the street!<br>

===Secret of Survival (The Wind In The Willows)===

[All Four]<br>
First you see us…<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
Then you don’t…<br>
(All four disappear)<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Now you hear us….<br>
[Nurgle]<br> 
Now you won’t…<br>
[All four (reappearing behind Traveler’s back)]<br>
It’s our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp.<br>
[Slaanesh]<br> 
Now you feel us…<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Now you can't.<br>
[Nurgle]<br> 
Are we real?<br>
[Tzeentch]<br> 
Perhaps we aren't!<br>
[All Four]<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
[Traveler]<br>
Is it really such a nasty place?<br>
[Voice of Malal]<br>
Oh yes, a very nasty place indeed<br>
[All Four:]<br> 
Nastier than you could ever dream of!<br>
[Tzeentch]<br> 
From up above…<br>
[Nurgle]<br> 
And from beneath…<br>
[Slaanesh]<br> 
Daemons…<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Armed to teeth.<br>
[All Four]<br>
Ready to attack you,<br>
You're a snack - and you'd better run!<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Don't come to Innmaterium<br>
If you haven't got a gun!<br>
[All four]<br> 
Hahahahahaha!<br>
[Tzeentch]<br> 
Every creature of the Chaos<br>
Has to look out for itself!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br> 
Got no Emperor here, or Space Marines<br>
You could call for help<br>
[Nurgle]<br> 
You're in the Warp boy<br>
And every child could<br>
Tell you that you've got no<br>
Business to be here!<br>
[All Four]<br> 
Oooooooooooooooooooooh!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>
First you see us…<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
Then you don’t…<br>
[Nurgle]<br> 
Now you hear us…<br>
[Khorne]<br> 
Now you won't.<br>
[All Four]<br> 
It's our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br> 
Now you feel us…<br>
[Nurgle]<br> 
Now you can't…<br>
[Khorne]<br> 
Are we real?<br>
[Tzeentch]<br> 
Perhaps we aren't!<br>
[All Four:]<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
It’s our secret of survival<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp!

===Sabaton- Panzer Battalion===

Out of the warp no Daemos we fear<br>
Piercing the void as we charge<br>
An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse<br>
Closing the end of it's march<br>

This time we're here to finish a job<br>
Started a millenia ago<br>
Driving the heretics out of their holes<br>
To bury them with promethium<br>

Armoured guns of mass destruction<br>
Killers in the expanse<br>
Rats who dares to stand before us<br>
Feel our lance go live<br>

[Chorus:]
Death in the shape of a Lunar battlecruiser<br>
Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead<br>
cannot outrun our Lunar battlecruiser<br>
<br>
Millions of tons of armour and guns<br>
Making it's way through the expanse<br>
Our Lunar battlecruiser is back for revenge<br>
Artillery sweeping the land<br>
<br>
First strike is ours no mercy is shown<br>
There's rivers of blood in our track<br>
Breaking their waves of defence with our guns<br>
Emperor watching our back<br>
<br>
Blow their void shield clear for deep strike<br>
Ready for the storm<br>
Minefields swept there's no surrender<br>
Feel our lances burn<br>
<br>
[Chorus x2]<br>
<br>
Out of the warp no Daemos we fear<br>
Piercing the void as we charge<br>
An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse<br>
Has reached the end of it's march<br>
<br>
Armoured guns of mass destruction<br>
Killers in the expanse<br>
Rats who dares to stand before us<br>
Feel our lance go live<br>
<br>
Lunar battlecruiser<br>
Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead<br>
Lunar battlecruiser<br>

===Hallelujah===
Written by yours truly.

I heard there was a secret word,<br>
that Goto wrote and it pleased the Board,<br>
but you don't care for canon, do you?<br>
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,<br>
Horus' fall, the Angel's lift,<br>
Boreale was shouting "Hail the Emprah"<br>
Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah,<br>
Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah...

Khorne made you strong, but you were don goof',<br>
when Eversor bursted through the roof,<br>
he shouted WRYYYYYYYYYY right before he killed ya.<br>
He murdered all your buddies there,<br>
cut off your limbs, ripped out your hair<br>
And from your lips came the "Death to Emprah"<br>
Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah,<br>
Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah...

Heretic I have seen before,<br>
in a bio-ship I walked the floor,<br>
walls came alive and all tried to kill ya.<br>
Creed's flag appeared on battleships,<br>
infiltrated tanks blew them to bits,<br>
through darkest space was shouted "Screw the Emprah!"<br>
Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah,<br>
Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah...

There was a time, t'was a good show,<br>
when Eldar appeared by row,<br>
And Eldrad screwed us over big time.<br>
The Necrons from the darkest depths,<br>
send entire regiments to their deaths,<br>
the Guardsmen were all shouting "Where's the Emprah?!"<br>
Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah,<br>
Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah...

Well on the distant Terra,<br>
sits our beloved Emprah,<br>
guiding his children through these dark times.<br>
Gods of Chaos, beasts from beyond,<br>
monsters by the ancients spawned,<br>
we raise our fist and shout "AVE EMPRAH!"<br>
AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH,<br>
AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH!

===Where there's a whip, there's a way (The Lord Of The Rings)===

Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Wher ther’z Mork <br>
Ther’z Gork <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz <br>
Umiess don’t run, fight uz, heyz, heyz, heyz <br>
Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz! <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork! <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Wher ther’z Mork <br>
Ther’z Gork <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
Letz WAAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>
And wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork <br>
Get in da choppa, cuz werz gonna fight! <br>
There will be WAAAGH all dayz and nightz and mooar <br>
Cuz thiz iz what the Orkz livez foooor! <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And wher ther’z Mork <br>
Ther’z Gork <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz <br>
Umiess don’t run, fight uz, hey, hey, hey <br>
Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz! <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Where ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork! <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH!  <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>


===I'm a good ol' heretic===
Oh, I'm a good ol' heretic<br>
Yeah, that's just what I am<br>
And for your rotting corpse-god I do not give a damn<br>
I'm glad I fought for Horus, I only wish we'd won<br>
And I don't want no pardon for anything I've done<br>

I hates the damn Imperium, those spergin' Cogboys, too<br>
I hates those preening braggarts in uniforms of blue<br>
I hates the nasty Aquila, with all its brags and fuss<br>
And those lyin', thievin' Magpies lead by some coiffured wuss<br>

I hates the Administratum and everything they do<br>
I hates the Inquisition, their fucking Grey Knights, too<br>
I hates those fool Astartes, I hates the Golden Throne<br>
I hates the Ecclesiarchy praying to worthless bones<br>

I fought with the Warmaster for ten score years and some<br>
I caught some bolter fire, got an augmetic thumb<br>
I lost more bits to frostbite, a campin' in the snow<br>
But I killed a bunch of Loyalists, I'd love to kill some mo'<br>

Now forty thousand Loyalists are dead in Istvaan dust<br>
We got some more on Terra, before they killed Horus<br>
They died to Chaos bolters, lasguns and plasma shots<br>
Wish we'd killed forty billion, instead of what we got<br>

We couldn't conquer Terra, but someday it'll burn<br>
Inside the Eye of Terror we're planning our return<br>
So I don't need no pardon for the way that I was made<br>
Nor for the things I'll do to you in our next Black Crusade<br>

Oh I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am<br>
Yeah, I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am<br>

===Sailor Moon: Sayla Ork===
[[Image:Sayla.jpg|thumb]]
Foightin' evil boi moonlite

Winnin' lurv boi daylite

Nevah runnin' from a real foight

'e iz sa un named Salya Mork (or iz it Gork?)


'e will... Neva turn 'is back onna boy

'e iz... Always dere ta destroy

'e iz... Da un on 'oo we can depend

'he iz da un named Sayla...


...Sayla [[Choppa]]

...Sayla [[Dakka]]

...Sayla [[RAGE|Foightin']]

...Sayla [[/tg/|Winnin']]


Wiff sekrit powahs

All so noo ta 'im

'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)


Foightin' evil boi moonlite

Winnin' lurv boi daylite

Wiff 'iz [[Freebooterz|Sayla Boyz]] to 'elp foight

'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)

'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)

'e iz da un... Sayla ORK!

===Electric Light Orchestra - Mr Blue Sky===

Warp storm shattered from the sky<br>
There ain't a witch in sight<br>
It's steel rehnin, Spess Mareens are on the way<br>
And don't you know<br>
It's a beautiful new day hey, hey<br>

Runnin' down the avenue<br>
See how his hair shines brightly, in the hive<br>
On the streets, where crime was rife<br>
The Emperah is living here today hey, hey<br>

Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>

Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>

Hey you with the godly face<br>
Welcome to your loyal race<br>
A celebration, The Emperah's up there waitin'<br>
And today is the day we've waited for<br>

Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>

Hey there Emperah<br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>

Hey there Emperah<br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>

Emperah guy, Emperah guy<br>
Emperah guy<br>

Emperah, you did it right<br>
But here comes a khornate knight creepin' over<br>
Now his hand is on your shoulder<br>
Never mind I'll remember you this<br>
I'll remember you this way<br>

Emperah guy please tell us why<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>

Hey there Emperah<br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br>
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br> 

===Monty Python: Lumberjack Song===

[Tech Priest]

I wanted to be... a Space Marine! <br>
Killing so many different xenos, as they war against planets all across the Imperium. The undying Immortals. The Nobs. The Wraiths! The formidable Farseer! The constantly screaming Warboss! The plucky little Slugga Boyz! The lumbering Kroot hounds of the Tau. The towering Big Meks of the Orks! The gargantuan Mega Armoured Nobs! <br>

With my squad mates by my side, we'd purge! purge! purge! <br>

[Tech Priest]

I'm a Space Marine, and I'm okay. <br>
I purge all night and I burn all day. <br>

[Space Marine Squad]

He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I shoot the Tau. <br>
I use chainswords for Eldar. <br>
On Wednesdays I hunt Necron, <br>
And praise Khorne in my battles! <br>

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He shoots the Tau. <br>
He uses chanswords on Eldar. <br>
On Wednesdays he hunts Necron, <br>
And praises Khone in battle...? <br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br> 

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I praise Chaos. <br>
I like to rape and maim. <br>
I put on chaos symbols <br>
And praise heretic gods. <br>

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He praises Chaos. <br>
He likes to rape and maim. <br>
He puts on chaos symbols <br>
And praises heretic gods?!<br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I wear warp blades, <br>
talismans, and a mark. <br>
I wish I'd been a daemon, <br>
Just like my dear Papa. <br>

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He wears warp blades, <br>
talismans, and a mark?! <br>

[Inquisitor]

What's this? Wants to be a daemon?! Oh, My! <br>
And I thought you were so loyal! Traitor! <br>

=== Avenue Q: The internet is for Porn. ===
Sung by Kharn and a Cannoness 

The Imperium is really really great <br>
For Khorne! <br>
I’ve got a fast starship so i don’t have to wait <br>
For Khorne! <br>
There's always some new fight, <br>
For Khorne! <br>
I war all day and night <br>
For Khorne! <br>
It's like i’m killing at the speed of light <br>
For Khorne! <br>

The Imperium is for Khorne <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne, <br>
Why you think the Warp was born? <br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>

I’m glad that we have Warp technology <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Which gives us untold opportunity <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Fight from your tabletop <br>
For Khorne! <br>
You can plunder rape and chop <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop <br>
For Khorne! <br>

The Imperium is for Khorne <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne, <br>
Me up all night gathering skulls for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!

[SPOKEN]

[Canoness]
That’s gross! You’re a heretic

[Kharn] <br>
Ah, sticks and stones Cannoness

[Canoness] <br>
NO really, you're a heretic
Normal people don’t run around
killing in the Imperium

[Kharn] <br>
Ohhhh?

[Canoness] <br>
What?!

[Kharne] <br>
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

[Abbadon, Horus, Angron] <br>
Ready

Let me hear it!

[Kharn and guys] <br>

The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
[Abbadon] <br>

Sorry Emp <br>

[Kharn and guys] <br>

The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>

[Horus] <br>

I eviscerate! <br>
[Kharn and guys] <br>

All these guys unshethe their swords <br>
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>

[Cannoness] <br>

The Imperium is not for Khorne!! <br>

[Kharn and guys] <br>
Khorne, Khorne, K--- <br>


[Cannoness]

HOLD ON A SECOND! <br>
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Abbadon, rely on the Imperium to kill off your excess followers <br>

[Abbadon]<br>

That’s correct. <br>

[Cannoness] <br>

And Horus, you once saved the Emperor's life <br>

[Horus] <br>

Sure! <br>

[Cannoness] <br>

And Angron, you keep killing whenever you can <br>

[Angron] <br>

Yes I do! <br>

[Cannoness] <br>

And Kharn, you love kitten <br>

[Kharne] <br>

True! <br>

[Kharne] <br>

Oh, but Cannoness <br>
What you think we do after? hmm? <br>

[Abbadon] <br>
...yeah <br>

(EEEWWWWW!) <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
Heretics! <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
I hate Khorne <br>
Grab your axe and cleave and hack <br>
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>
(harmonizing) Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br>
I’m leaving! <br>
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br>
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br>
I hate the Imperium! <br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br>

The Imperium is for <br>
The Imperium is for <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>

YEAH! <br>

==See Also==

*[[RIDIN ON A TRUKK]], an Orky version of "On A Boat"

*[[Little Boxes]], using the tune of the song of the same name, singing about [[METAL BOXES]].

==External Links==
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=RSu4hOLYrXk Video of Pocahontas: Savages]
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*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=_0Nm0vf1W9Q Video of The Prince of Egypt: The Plagues]
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*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=irp8CNj9qBI Video of Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=5wON8-glDb0 Video of Robert Browning's poem My Last Duchess]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBe0VCso0qs Video of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQJoKXhx-HM March of Cambreadth]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dzH0z1_-hY Video of RWT's Football]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujzp9ffPwPM When You're Evil]
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