Editing Half-Dwarf

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There are [[half-elves]], and [[half-orcs]], but there are no '''half-dwarfs'''.  God knows everyone wants to fuck [[elves]], and even [[orcs]] can have rape-babies, and humans seem to have a habit of sticking their dick into [[monstergirls|anything and everything]], so why not [[Dwarfs|dwarves]]?

Because Tolkien.  [[J.R.R. Tolkien]] is why.

In Tolkien's ''[[Lord of the Rings]]'' and ''[[The Silmarillion]]'', the elves (and later, men) were created by CEO god Iluvatar, a god of light and love and tree-hugging who was basically a stand in for the Christian God, if not the very same being. The dwarfs were created by Aule, a middle-management god of crafting and mining.  Elves and humans can interbreed because Iluvatar re-used the elfin source code when making men.  Dwarfs were built on different hardware, so they can't run the same software for making babbies.

Elrond is half-elven on his mother's side. Aragorn is 1/16th or some smaller fraction elvish.  Thorin Oakenshield is a dwarf made of masterwork dwarf and dwarf from the finest craftsdwarfship, and [[Dwarf Fortress|menaces with spikes of dwarf]], and don't you forget it.

Which might be why dwarves eventually go extinct...

''But what about [[Muls]]? From [[Dark Sun]]?''

They don't count; they're sterile, exactly like mules. At least, they do in original 2e Dark Sun; in 4e, the whole sterility thing was left unmentioned and muls got an article about being included in non-DarkSun settings, giving very strong implications that they can be a true-breeding race. Neckbeards were greatly butthurt by this, as usual, but one has to confess: this does make half-dwarves a viable, true-breeding race in their own right, ergo you can have lots of them around. And why is that a bad thing?

== Alternate Explanation ==
Dwarfs are known for their endurance against poisons, magic and illnesses. This is actually caused by their very aggressive immunological system which attacks anything not-dwarf. Had your world have medicine advanced enough, you'd learn dwarfs cannot receive a blood or organ donation from any other race, and transfusing their blood (even a small amount) to non-dwarfs triggers very strong immune response in the recipient, most of the time turning into an auto-immune response within hours.

The identification gene is recessive, which means that unless both parents have it, the gene will be dormant in their child. If a female dwarf has intercourse with member of any other race, the egg is very quickly targeted by the immune system, and has no chance of settling. Having sex with a dwarf woman on her period ends in a rather nasty rash, though some charlatans advise such acts as a cure for certain enduring STD's (it doesn't work btw, the blood merely aggravates the skin).

A male dwarf impregnating an elf, human or orc woman might very well end with an impregnated egg, but around 2nd to 3rd week the fetus starts attacking it's host, which triggers an immune response from the mother, thus terminating the pregnancy.  These don't even register as a pregnancy, just a brief pregnancy scare due to late period.

There have been attempts at nurturing such conceptions, by suppressing the mother's immune system during pregnancy, but all attempts ended prematurely when the mother invariably got ill from having a bombed-out immune system. Interestingly, the half-dwarf fetus always managed to shield itself from whatever infection threatened the mother's health.  Attempts at exchanging the otherwise-healthy fetus to a womb of a surrogate mother woman in similar stage of pregnancy were attempted by a lich wizard, but any detailed data was lost in the inevitable looting and sacking by heroic adventurers.

== Genetic Explanation ==
The reason for why humans, elves and orcs can interbreed but not dwarves can be simply explained. Humans, elves and orcs are not species but rather races or "breeds" (or separate species that are still in the same genus, depending on whether half elves and half orcs are fertile in your world), while dwarves ''are'' in an entirely separate genus.

Consider dogs, our trusty ''canis lupus familiaris''. A pit bull and a great Dane can have puppies with each other because, although there physical characteristics are significantly altered, their overall genetic code is similar enough to allow reproduction hence we can get things like Labradoodle (this would still be possible even if thy were different spcies in the same genus, but thn the labradoodle itself owuld be infertile like a mule). It also means that breeds of dogs and cats also have a much higher tendencies for genetic defects as to get the traits we want we often breed dogs with their siblings to exaggerate what we want at the cost of recessive diseases also becoming more common.

Now lets consider D&D, with active deities loose in the world with plenty of time it very conceivable that at some point in the distant past the gods selectively started to alter traits in some single humanoid species (Let's call her [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(Australopithecus) Lucy] for LOL's) to create the human, elf and orc races much as we altered wolves to create our dog breeds. [[Corellon Larethian]] is said to be the god of the elves and would be responsible for creating them, while [[Gruumsh]] made the orcs and the infamous battle between the two that cost Gruumsh his eye would be the result of an argument over what form the elf/orc race would take. 

The observant would note that this would mean we should see Orc/Elf hybrids in the game, however consider the size difference between and Orc and an Elf. Why it's true that you can breed a female Chihuahua and a male great dane (the inverse would require a ladder), the Resulting puppy causes significant problems for the mother. So an Orc male, female Elf would need a C section, at best, in order for the baby to be born at all. Orc Female male elf on the other hand is distinctly more viable but, and lets be blunt, this situation is much less likely then an Orc male elf female combination because the Orc woman would likely find his scrawny elf dick somewhat underwhelming. On the subject of alignment as anyone who has owned dogs knows is that dog breeds have differing temperaments and attitudes explaining the fixed good and evil alignment of most races (though in 5e they actually explain it as being because most races have a patron god or pantheon of gods telling them how to behave, which is also why humans are the only race with any particular behavior pattern, as their was killed very early on in the world's history. This is supported by the Ebberon setting, which has a giant magical barrier keeping even outside gods form getting in, and as a result everyone behaves completely different there). That humans are far more Alignment flexible suggests that they are the "base" species and the gods created the Elf and Orc races from humanity leaving the unaltered humans to develop on their own. 

However, remember that there are dozens of human ancestors any that while close to human, are distinct species and would run into the Mul situation mentioned above of any half breed being sterile (except when they weren't).

So while some gods chose to use Lucy as the base line for their projects, other gods chose to use a different base structure. For the Dwarfs [[Moradin]] chose to start with Neanderthals removing traits he disliked and adding traits he did (you could almost say he '''forged''' them), [[Yondalla]] created Halflings likely from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis Homo Floresiensis] the Human "Hobbit". The hobbits would likely also be a good starting point for the Gnomes, however no Gnome Halfing hybrids. Another good candidate for who [[Garl Glittergold]] used to create the Gonme race would be the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denisovan Denisovan] which were discovered in a cave in 2012 and in the 3.5 hand book Garl is not said to have created the Gnomes, but having discovered them. Now, admitly we find a lot of Homonids in caves but what the Denisova have going for them is that they coexisted with Humans and Neanderthals making them a likelier candidates then other homonids. 

All three races, Gnome, Dwarf and Halfling all lack hybrids and they all have deities who claim a specific role in there creation thus forming a reason why we don't get Dwarf, Gnome and Halfling hybrids, because they are different species of hominid, rather then being a different breed.

==Hush Hush Crackpot Half-Dwarf Hypothesis whispered by belly bearded grognards after a few pints==
Tolkien never explained the origins of hobbits in his world and fantasy genre building bible, but did mention three short folk sub races: the dwarf-like Stoors, the elf-like Fallohides, and the human-like Harfoots which was a wink wink that some sexual deviation of some sort was responsible for their origins. Naturally with early D&D being a direct ripoff of Tolkien, TSR included hobbits even keeping the sexually implicating sub races but resorted to changing the names to avoid a legal bend-over of ankle grabbing stiff walking for a month proportions. Hobbits became halflings, Stoors became Stouts, Fallohides became Tallfellows, Harfoots became Hairfoots and the estate lawyers can't touch us neener-neener. 

A plausible hypothesis bandied about the gaming table along with the beer, Doritos and Mtn. Dew was that dwarves being a dying race with few randy prospects except a handful of fuzzy faced dour dwarf women, got their ooh lala by kidnapping taller folks' women for much needed breeding stock. Naturally there were a few complications, like needing a box to stand on, but a few of these pairings surprisingly actually worked out and resulted in dwarflings of half dwarf parentage. The violated elven mothers produced stunted half elves called Fallohides, the human brood mares produced Harfoots. Obviously the experiment was flubbed from the getgo not getting any new dwarf babies to bolster their dwindling race, but dwarves are stubborn and repeated it constantly to obtain a broader data set before scrapping the effort entirely; resulting in half breed dwarf halfling populations substantially increasing in the meantime. Some sharp wit decided that the box to stand on wasn't worth the effort and the halflings themselves were back bred to dwarves which then resulted in Stoors, the most dwarvish of the lot but still not passable as true dwarves. They gave it a go and came up short...literally. 

Missing out on beer and gold can only last for so long in the dwarf mind, so thoughts and boots pointed towards other pursuits and the orphan population of the now three types of dwarfling halflings were abandoned on the surface while the dwarves headed back home underground. The whole thing was hushed up with pinky swears like the Soviet humanzee hybrid program, with nobody especially the few dwarf women the wiser. The orphans played lost boys, mad max beyond thunderdome and lord of the flies as a group for as long as they could but eventually each distinct halfling type went their separate ways trying to emulate mum's folks as best as they remembered resulting in the three types of hobbits retconned to halflings (elsewhere than middle-earth) popping up out of nowhere. There is mild speculation that a few elves got wind of the debacle resulting in the dire enmity, bloodshed and bitter wars between the elves and dwarves forever after. Of course no mention of the Nelwin Pecks in Willow or how they possibly fit in to any of the dwarf/ halfling origin hypothesis. Out of the way Peck!

==Aversions==
Despite the common stereotype, D&D has actually averted the idea that dwarves can't interbreed quite a lot in its long history. The most obvious and famous exception is, of course, the [[Mul]] of [[Dark Sun]], even if they were given a pointless dose of [[grimdark]] during AD&D, but there have been many others.

On [[Greyhawk]], the [[Derro]] were deliberately bred by the ancient Suloise, who crossed humans and dwarves together in hopes of producing a superior strain of slaves. It technically worked, but they pissed off the god [[Fortubo]] by doing this and the Derro themselves have since become a hostile menace to both of their parent races since the Rain of Colorless Fire freed them by destroying the ancient Suel nation. Not that the Suel learned from this; as revealed in the [[Scarlet Brotherhood]] boxed set, the Brotherhood repeated their experiments in their new kingdom of Shar and bred the Komazar, a species of half-dwarf deliberately engineered with stunted legs to hinder escape and deformed mouths that make verbalization difficult; these bredthralls exist to do the minework and much of the stoneworking for Shar.

Way back in 2e, the "Dwarves Deep" splatbook for [[Forgotten Realms]] claimed that dwarves were in fact perfectly compatible with [[humans]], [[gnomes]] and [[halflings]], and in fact it was necessary for them to breed outside their race, since A: only 30% of all dwarves are female, and B: 55% of all dwarves are sterile. However, such crossings always produced pureblooded (if slightly taller) dwarves. This setting also has elf-dwarfs, but they are stated to be so super-rare that no stats have ever been given, so screw you powergamers!

In [[Dragonlance]], dwarves not being able to crossbreed with anything is pretty much shattered. This is because of the racial myth behind dwarves: to cut a long story short; [[Reorx]] had humans who worshipped him, but he grew sick of them, so he turned them into tinker gnomes. Some of these tinker gnomes then attempted to capture a magical artifact called the Graygem of Chaos, and it turned half of them into the first dwarves and the other half into the first kender. Thusly, dwarves, gnomes and kender can all have half-human kids, because their ancestors were humans.

Also, in the same setting, dwarves and gnomes can have babies together, since dwarves were magically created from gnomes. Unfortunately, these babies are "gully dwarves", which are universally ugly, hairy, smelly retards. Dwarves and gnomes saw what they had beget with such horror that they have decreed they will never mate with each other again. Unfortunately, they didn't figure this out before there were enough gully dwarves running around to propagate their own vile selves everywhere.

[[Kingdoms of Kalamar]] presented the revelation in "Dangerous Denizens", its Monster Manual, that dwarves frequently marry humans as a result of political maneuvering. These unions are also fruitful, producing fully viable hybrids that the dwarves themselves call different names depending on their dwarven lineage - "Adumark" for half-hill dwarves, "Rurmok" for half-mountain dwarves, or "Durovar' for half-stone dwarves. They resemble short, stocky humans and tend to be physically clumsy, but quite wise, with the tanned skin of their dwarven parents and the eye colors of their human parents.

In both AD&D and in 5th edition, it's mentioned that many believe the Stout breed of [[halflings]] are the result of halfling/dwarf crossbreeding. Weirdly, they never mention the possibilitty that Tallfellows are halfling/[[elf]] crossbreeds, despite them being just as "elfin" as the Stouts are "dwarfish". 

===Half-Dwarf Stats===
====Kingdoms of Kalamar====
KoK's races weren't known for being statistic masterpieces, but for both its time (3.0) and the book it appeared in, the half-dwarf was actually pretty solidly designed.

::+2 Wisdom, -2 Dexterity
::Medium
::Base speed 25 feet, ignore move penalty for load or armor
::Darkvision 60 feet
::Dwarf Blood: Treat as Dwarf for all effects depending on race
::+1 racial bonus on saves vs. poison
::+1 racial bonus on saves vs. spells and spell-like effects
::+1 racial bonus on Appraise checks made on Stone and Metal items
::Favored Class: [[Cleric]]

The above profile describes an Adumark. For a Rurmok, the Appraise check only applies to metal items and they have a +1 racial bonus to Survival checks. For a Durovar, their Appraise check is +2 (Stone items only), they have a +1 racial bonus to Hide in Shadows, Move Silently and Search when underground, and they are naturally ambidextrous.

====Dragonlance====
As mentioned above, Dragonlance has half-dwarves, and 3.5 made them playable in the Races of Ansalon splat-book. Half-dwarfs are rare, and almost entirely hill dwarf-blooded; the more isolationist mountain dwarves simply don't interact with humans that much, and dark dwarves pretty much never see humans, so their half-dwarves pretty much don't exist. Half-gully dwarves do NOT exist, period; no human would EVER mate with a gully dwarf.

The progeny of humans and dwarves are taller than dwarves on average, ranging in height from 5 to 5 1/2 feet. They are stockier, broader in the shoulders and hips, with a tendency towards shorter legs and wider faces when compared to humans. Half-dwarves inherit the ethnic traits of their human parent. Half-dwarves may pass as dwarves with a +8 bonus to Disguise checks, but they are usually too tall and human-like to fool their dwarven kin. Half-dwarf characters possess the following racial traits. 
* Humanoid (dwarf): Half-dwarves are humanoids with the dwarf subtype. 
* A half-dwarf’s base land speed is 30 feet. 
* Darkvision out to 60 feet. 
* Weapon Familiarity: Half-dwarves have the same weapon familiarity as dwarves. 
* +2 racial bonus on Craft and Appraise checks. Half- dwarves inherit the dwarf’s keen eye for craftsmanship, and their human heritage expands this to more than just stone and metal. 
* Stability: A half-dwarf gains a +2 bonus on ability checks made to resist being bull rushed or tripped when standing firmly on the ground. Though not as stocky as their dwarf parents, half-dwarves still have a lower center of gravity than humans. 
* +1 racial bonus on saving throws against poison. 
* +1 racial bonus on saving throws against spells and spell-like effects. 
* Automatic Languages: Common, Dwarven. Bonus Languages: Any. Half-dwarves often take up their human parent’s regional language as a bonus language. 
* Favored Class: Any. When determining whether a multiclass half-dwarf takes an experience penalty, his highest-level class does not count.

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