Editing Kheradruakh

'''Kheradruakh the Decapitator''' is a [[Dark Eldar]] special character, a mandrake, and just a creepy fucking asshole. Kheradruakh isn't his real name, but a title that means "Decapitator" in the Evil dialect of Eldarese), meaning that "Kheradruakh the Decapitator" is one of those redundant translations like "chai tea." He has eyes of pure darkness, appears to be half-shadow -all mandrakes are rumored to be the descendants of true Eldar and some kind of quasi-daemonic beings that live in the space between the Warp and the Materium- and payed a haemonculus to attach a second pair of arms to him just to look more like a cross between a meth head and a trapdoor spider. Or maybe so he can jerk off while murdering people. Just, fuck, I don't even like looking at him.

Kheradruakh doesn't speak - he simply giggles like the creepy fuck he is. And yes, that does mean that THREE Dark Eldar HQ choices - [[Lelith Hesperax]] and [[Drazhar]] are the others - barely communicate, which must put the various warriors and wyches under their command in a tight spot. But unlike Lelith and Drazhar, who can at least lead by badass example, Kheradruakh wanders off on his own, GOING MARBO by teleporting in through fucking shadows because he's GODDAMN MAGIC (Level 4 Wizard -Lore of Shadow), cuts off a particular target's head, and just leaves the same way he came in, leaving all the Kabalite warriors leaderless and all the wyches shivering and ready to take a shower. Which is a fucking area that simply is obscured to light. He doesn't even go through the Warp or some in-universe plausible thing like that. He's just one of those slasher film villains that seams to teleport between jump-cuts. In the game rules, he's so solitary that he lacks independent character and can't even join a unit of other mandrakes. Ugh, Christ, fuck this guy.

He gets paid an archon's ransom to do this, even though I'm not quite sure how people get a hold of him. Does he have an agent? A LinkedIn profile? No, he can't, because he doesn't fucking talk and Camorragh still uses Xanga. The only explanation is that he's always watching you. From any and every shadow.

The worst thing is, he collects the heads he takes and brings them back to his lair like they're Beanie Babies. He flays them with his bare hands, and examines them. And he's really fucking anal about it, like one of those people who can't bare to see a single smudge on the mint-condition packaging of their Yak Face action figure. He throws away all but one in a thousand, and puts that lucky son of a bitch on display in a little cubby hole. And all these skulls (despite his incredibly high standards, the chamber is almost full) are staring at a single point. And holy shit, that psychic pressure is boring a hole straight through the reality of Camorragh - and remember, the Dark City is already in a nowhereland halfway between reality and hyperspace hell - into some realm of primal darkness. And when whatever is down there breaks through, everyone but their children/followers, the Mandrakes, is S.O.L. Luckily, Mandrakes are the shittiest Dark Eldar unit and the storyline never progresses. 

But man, really dudes and dudettes, Kheradruakh is just the worst. Fuck that guy.