Editing Marines Malevolent

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{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter
|Name = Evil Marines
|Heraldry = [[File:Marines_Malevolent_Icon.jpg|140px]]
|Battle Cry = [https://youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs This ancient Terran chant]
|Founding = Fourth or Eighth Founding
|Successors of = Unknown
|Successor Chapters = No Chapter would admit it anyway 
|Chapter Master = Scumbag Steve
|Primarch = <strike>[[Secundus]]</strike> Unknown
|Homeworld = Worse off for having them
|Specialty = Being absolute assholes, dickwards and douchebags, pissing off the [[Salamanders]]
|Strength = Hopefully declining
|Allegiance = [[Imperium]] (much to their chagrin)
|Colours = Piss Yellow and "Hangover poop" Black trim
}}

[[File:Marines Malevolent.jpg|350px|thumb|left| Witness the very pinnacle of douchebaggery, the yellow that reeks of <s>scum</s> PISS. They are every [[Salamanders]]' nightmare. They are... the Marines Malevolent.

Notice they are also the colour of wasps, undisputed douchebags of the insect world.]]

The '''Marines Malevolent''' are a [[Space Marines|Space Marine]] [[Space Marine Chapter|Chapter]] in [[Warhammer 40,000]]. They have only two real defining characteristics: they are complete assholes, and they hate (and are hated by) the [[Salamanders]], which is probably related to the first point. It may also be related to their ''unique'' approach to hostage situations (hint: it involves [[Whirlwind]]s). They're such super massive assholes that, if their douchebaggery was a real and actual thing, it would collapse into a black hole and suck in the entire universe. Imagine [[Angry Marines]] but with all the anger and rage replaced with passive-aggressiveness and complete dickishness. They're pretty much the poster boys of everything bad about the Imperium rolled into one collection of chucklefucks.  

They have a shortage of power armour (pissing off the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] tend to have that effect), so they use [[Pauldron|whatever parts of it]] they can find. In the novel ''Salamander'' by Nick Kyme they even steal some from an abandoned forge ship.  They even blackmailed a First Founding Chapter Master to the point that he had to physically restrain himself from smacking the fuck out of the Malevolent representative.  When the two met again at the end of the Third Armageddon campaign, said Chapter Master openly insulted the Malevolent Captain (after he beat the ever-living the fuck out of him in private) in front of the entire army, causing much sniggering amongst the nearer Guardsmen and earning the Chapter Master ([[Tu'Shan]]) the title Hero of Armageddon.

Well OK, he got it for kicking [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Thraka's]] ass, but who cares.

Most Chapters regard casualties, particularly those of the collateral nature, to be unfortunate but largely unavoidable. ''Yes, many civilians and Guardsmen died during the orks' assault on the hive, but had we not fought the xenos there, many more would be dead.''  

A few Chapters (such as the Salamanders and the [[Space Wolves]]) go out of their way to minimize casualties. ''Battle-brothers, we few are all that stand between the heretics and the refugee camp behind us. The PDF and the Guard have not the men to spare to protect this place as they withdraw themselves. But curses upon ourselves and our Chapter if we allow that degenerate rabble to harm the Emperor's faithful!'' 

But then there are the Marines Malevolent; their attitude is that the dead are worthy of contempt for they were too weak to live and if the wounded suffer then it is likewise because they are wretchedly weak. ''Help, Guardsman? No, you will only have my scorn.'' 

In short, in a galaxy of horror and tragedy, most suffer jadedly, a few grieve but only the Marines Malevolent jeer.... well, and the [[Iron Hands]], but [[Skub|that's basically retconned now]].

Other forces in the Warhammer 40k universe may be EEEEEEVIL!!! on some sort of grand cosmic scale of grimdark, but very few are just nasty, petty, and cruel in an all-too human way. They treat their [[Chapter Serf]]s like slaves, and for those not in the know, this is otherwise unheard of. That's not grimdark, M&Ms, that's just... unpleasant.

They have only a few named characters, and only a few are alive at the time of the 'present day' in 40k. The only Malevolent known to be alive at the time of Medusa was '''Vinyar,''' a Company Captain with a raging grudge against Tu'Shan. They had no fewer than thirty three of their men (including a Veteran Sergeant, ''two'' Techmarines, a pilot, and a '''fucking APOTHECARY''') get infected by the Obliterator Virus while they were boarding the ship ''Demetrion,'' so Vinyar basically told them to go hit themselves with Tu'Shan's Thunder Hammer until they were purified.  We are not kidding.

At this point, with the amount of hatred the Chapter has garnered, it's pretty amazing in and of itself that several other, cooler Chapters don't just petition the High Lords to disband them and give the armour and weapons to other Chapters who don't shit themselves laughing after launching artillery at a refugee camp. Hell, since the Imperium is so bumfuck retarded, they could probably be hit with the 'Traitor' stamp for killing civilians for no reason (ooh, some Kommandos are nearby. It'd be nice if we had some sort of low-key, un-Power Armoured marine who has been trained in stealth and reconnaissance to go and take them out). And should that happen, I can't think of too many Chapters who would turn down the chance to kick the Marine Malevolent in their collective dicks. Especially if the Minotaurs and Carcharodons happen to be in the area. One of Malevolents challenged a Black Templar to an honor duel, just so he could take the Templar's armor when he won, so the Templars would probably be first in line as well. 

One could make the argument that this dickishness is just extreme pragmatism, combined with scorn towards everyone (including their own) who show weakness. You'd be wrong. Being pragmatic isn't bad in itself as such Chapters like the [[Raven Guard]], or their successors like the [[Raptors]], show multiple times, but the Marines Malevolent are just callous. They see others as an interference in doing their job as Marines, while those who prevent them in doing so actually do so because even they draw a line. An Inquisitor must be pragmatic due to the things he has to deal with constantly, but even then he wouldn't go that far as to put an entire sector to the torch unless he has enough evidence to justify this act, and even then he'll go to great lengths to hit places where heresy and corruption are at its worst and then cauterize the rest before it grows and strengthens itself. The Raptors Space Marines are known for their pragmatic take on warfare, yet even then they will never go so far as to waste allies or bombard a place with civilians in it. This is the reason why Marines Malevolent are not liked <s>that much</s> by the Imperium.



==Chapter Tactics==

'''Friend no one Likes:''' When determining the level of allegiance between a faction with this chapter tactic and another without it decrease the standard level of allegiance as shown on the allies matrix by one to a minimum of ''Come the Apocalypse''.

'''Victory at any Cost:''' Units with this chapter tactic may make shooting attacks at enemy units that are locked in close combat with any allied unit that does not have this chapter tactic. To represent the nature of firing into a swirling melee use the following rules when firing: If using a blast or template weapon place them as usual but allied models may be under its starting position and roll for scatter as necessary. If firing another kind of weapon target the enemy unit as normal and roll to hit with a -1 to ballistic skill. For each successful to hit, roll to wound against the enemy unit, but for each miss roll to wound against the allied unit. All wounds are randomly allocated and saves may be taken as normal.

'''Disdain for the Weak:''' Units with this chapter tactic automatically pass morale checks the unit must take due to Casualties or to Losing as Assault.

==Gallery==
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Image:50448-Marines_Malevolent_40k_Space_Marines_Armageddon_Yellow.jpg|A squad of Marines Malevolent, resplendent in their piss colored armor.
Image:Gallery_Maelovent_Boxes.jpg|[[METAL BOXES|YELLOW BOXES!]] [[Firaeveus Carron|Carron]] would be pissed.
Image:99001_md-Marines_Malevolent,_Powerfist_Sergeant.jpg|Brother-Captain Assneus Dickeos.
Image:Marines_Malevolent_banner.png|Salamanders weep bitter tears when the Marines Malevolent arrive.


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