Editing Mistborn

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Mistborn is the name of a fantasy series created by Brandon Sanderson which features unique magical systems. It contains a large amount of [[Awesome]] and, for the first three books,[[Grimdark]] in fuckhuge amounts, although not quite [[Warhammer 40K]] level.



''' Plot '''

Evil almost, but not quite, ruled the land. A brave hero of a mysterious heritage rose to challenge it.

He failed. [[Not as planned|NOT AS PLANNED]].

The 'hero' [[Horus|was tempted by the prospect of unlimited power and fell to evil]]. Using said unlimited power, he severly fucked up the world by placing it too close to the Sun, which caused said sun to appear red and everything started to burn. To counter this, he created six volcanoes who only spewed ash. He then went on a butt-kicking rampage that would have made [[Khorne]] proud, conquering the whole known world.

It is about a thousand years later. The Lord Ruler, as he became known, still rules the world. He stops aging by combining [[Allomancy|metal magic]] and [[Feruchemy|a different type of metal magic]].

However, there is resistanse. A badass thief named Kelsier, utilizing said metal magic (the first type), has decided to go and overthrow the Lord Ruler's Final Empire. To do this, he created a plan that would have made Light cry in a corner because he's such a pathetic little fuck.

He did this by gathering a thief crew, set up a rebellion, use the rebellion AS A FUCKING FRONT to buy weapons for the ACTUAL rebellion, which only kicked in half an hour before the plan was completed, which had Kelsier die in order to give the peasants a god who was much cooler than the Lord Ruler, having the peasants grow a backbone and REBEL AGAINST THEIR GOD IN HIS FUCKING CAPITOL CITY using the weapons Kelsier bought then have the protagonist of the book (not Kelsier, because no paper could handle such extreme amounts of awesome) kill the Lord Ruler.