Editing Paradox poker

Every Saturday night, without fail, the Emperor, Tzeentch, Cegorach and the Deceiver get together with drinks and snacks and sit down to enjoy another thrilling game of paradox poker.

The very epitome of trolling and dickery in all it's glory, the game is an intense duel of minds to outfuck your opponents until only one remains. Since it is impossible for a point of space to maintain it's form with so much concentrated just as planned in one spot, they create a new sub-reality to play their game in every week. However, since the reality collapses very quickly, noone ever truly wins at paradox poker and the intent is more of having a good time with some bros and keeping their minds sharp. Should anyone every actually win...it is likely the known universe would implode on itself.

Mortals such as Creed, Asdrubael Vect, Lady Malys, Ahriman, and Eldrad Ulthran keep trying to peek in through the window to catch a glimpse at this sheer awesomeness but the guard spawn around Tzeentch's bungalow deter everyone lest they get nommed. A good thing too since mortals can view this without....well without imploding under the sight of this godly game.

==The Players==

* The Emperor: The straightforward logicfag, the Emperor can plan ahead but prefers plans involving direct action and keeping tightlipped about his overall goals. This means though he may not be open to play with others even if this suits him and he can get blinded to the obvious if he is too focused on the task at hand.

* Tzeentch: The chancing gambler, Tzeentch is the king of dick moves. He is an expert of making plans within plans alongside existing plans and while small victories against him may be gained, he is rarely put into a disadvantaged position. He does play the game though for the sake of playing and can take big risks for seemingly no apparent reason. But then it is all fun to that old bird.

* Cegorach: The wild card, completely unpredictable and likes to play moves just to screw up the games of the others. However he is so obsessed with having fun he might just trip himself up.

* The Deceiver: The grand illusionist, he's been playing poker with peoples' lives back when the others were just wee nippers. His play style is a long haul gamer, using tricks and traps to lure his enemies in. You think you have him pinned down but turns out just to some nobody lesser shard.

==Great historic moments in the paradox poker games==

* The Emperor readies a new powerful card, Magnus the Red, for use. Tzeentch reveals what he showed was a weak hand to be fake and he had the Magnus card and the Thousand Sons cards in his hand too! The Emperor looks at his rapidly diminishing hand with worry. 
* The Emperor pulls the wool from under Tzeentch by toppling the entire Horus Heresy in one stroke. In turn however Tzeentch declares this means the Emperor must do a dare or a forfeit. The Emperor wusses out and does a forfeit, in which he has to stay seated to a gold toilet for 20,000 years. Much laughter is had at the table and the Emperor goes bright red with embarrassment.
* Cegorach tries to trick the C'tan into eating each other. The Deceiver, not to be outdone, joins in. Laughing at it all, Tzeentch tries to join to. Only the Emperor holds back his hand, eyeing the weird brain shaped warp creatures crowding outside the table warily....
* The Deceiver tricks Abaddon the failure into attacking the Gothic sector, so that the weapons Cegorach seeded there in the past couldn't be used against him in a later turn. Cegorach shakes his head and smiles, all the while stroking two cards he had placed in waiting in his hand.