Editing Paragon Warsuit

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[[File:Paragon_Warsuit.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Looks like the [[Dreadknight]] had a daughter the whole time.]]
Urgh...where the fuck do we begin with this bucket of doozy.

The Paragon Warsuit is a new unit released on our virgin eyes in January 2021. A device that straddles between [[Power Armour]] and [[Battlesuit|Mecha]], the Paragon Warsuit has garnered...let's just say that we have now a metric fuck ton of [[Meme]]s now.

==WTF Am I Looking At!?==
The thing you seeing here is the new [[Sisters of Battle]] heavy support unit. This abomination seem to carry on the Imperium's glorious tradition of [[Derp|strapping a fucking baby carrier and pushing them onto the front lines.]] Seriously, what the fuck is up with GW's habit of giving the Imperium fucking baby carriers? First we had the [[Dreadknight]], than the [[Invictor Tactical Warsuit]] and now ''this''. Thanks to this fiasco, we can finally conclude that the design of the Dreadknight may not be [[Matt Ward]]'s fault after all, go on our [[Spiritual Liege]], you're redeemed for now on this case.

As you know, ''everyone'' and I mean <u>'''''everyone'''''</u> [[EPIC FAIL|has taken the piss out of this thing.]] From comparisons to either the infamous Dreadknight or Ellen Ripley's loader suit in Aliens, to [[Neckbeard]]s [[Nurgle|projectile vomiting]] on the horrendous design choices such as ''where'' the Sister's feet is meant to go, and even folks [[Lulz|laughing their asses off]] over the fact that after decades of Sisters player bitching for new armor, they finally got it in the form of a discount [[FAIL|Centurion armor.]]

Suffice to say, this literal walking ergonomic nightmare has become the butt of jokes at the Sisters' expanse. But at least both Sisters and Grey Knight players could finally find something to bond over.

==Gallery==
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10hcsed7rcd61.jpg|GW's fetish with baby carriers truly mystifies us.
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04xummq71cd61.jpg|HONK HONK!
B2c90rhhb7d61.jpg|Truly indomitable. Bet you can't unsee that now.
F71ilq7so9d61.jpg|Trust us, you don't wannna know.
Go70xetry3d61.png|Even [[Eldrad]] is in agreement. This shit makes the [[Eldar War Walker]] look good.
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Tt2f04tkv3d61.jpg|Yeah its basically the Loader from Aliens but all 40k'ed.
Up16qesw55d61.jpg|The baby carrier's baby carrier.
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