Editing Recaf

[[File:Shutterstock 111999368.jpg|400px|thumb|right|Pictured: Coffee. Not Recaf you say? Well hold the fucking phone, they're the same thing entirely. Sorry to break it to you. It's the truth. Just imagine some golden skulls or some shit sticking out of the cup or something.]]

It's fucking coffee. Why are you even on this page?  Did you expect it to be something else?  A hot cup of recaf. Coffee. WARHAMMER [[40k]] coffee. Thanks for visiting this page. Good job wasting time. Someone put a picture of a cup of coffee.

Here, have your goddamn picture of a cup of coffee. The first one to pop on Google, no less. Yeah, I spend time fetching this shit.

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Since it's called re-caf, which is a reference to the term de-caf, which means de-caffeinated, chances are this term is supposed to mean re-caffeinated, as in at one point this sludge didn't have caffeine in it, implying it's some derivative of a concentrate of a chemical substitute of an imitation of coffee. The way the grimness of the 41st millennium works it's probably not too far fetched to assume that recaf tastes like the stuff they claim to be coffee in the discount bargain section of Lidl or Aldi and if you'd actually brew a mug of real coffee from real coffee beans in 40k and hand it out to people, a Commissar would home in on your position immediately and execute you for attempting to induce Slaaneshi heresy over these delicious cups of brown liquid.

==Not coffee?==
Some say that recaf is in fact tea. Others consider it an umbrella term that includes tea, coffee and any other liquid sleep substitute. It is worth noting that some drinks in canon are explicitly referred to as a type of "tea" (such as Tanna). Space Marines drink their tea in fine china cups.

The precise definition of recaf is in fact: "a popular hot beverage, made from crushed and brewed leaves. The composition can vary from planet to planet, but most blends have a stimulant such as caffeine as a basic release agent."

==How to make your own Recaf==
Oddly enough, there's actually a rather simple way to make your own Recaf for consumption, as put forth by the holy author Dan Abnett. Here's how it goes:

*Brew a pot of tea
*Empty the water out of your coffee maker
*Dump the tea in the coffee maker reservoir
*Brew coffee, using tea instead of water
*Enjoy your abomination, preferably with a [[tube|straw]]

The end result of this is that you end up with a super-caffeinated beverage, combining the two limbs of the evolutionary tree that both produced caffeine. Recaf ends up tasting somehow like both, and yet neither at the same time. Regardless of which one you think, it will still unfortunately make all coffee you make from now on taste suspiciously like tea.