Editing Robin Cruddace

The Cruddace has the ability to turn anything it touches into confusing, uninspiring, soul draining crap.  It is has not been discovered whether this is done on purpose or it is just a general lack of talent, skill, apathy, work ethic, or just a general aura of suck but the effects can be devastating.  There is one exception, for reasons unknown the IG or (Imperial Guard) seem to be immune to this effect.  Some say they have actually gained vast power from The Cruddace and pray to him as a God.  When anyone tries to point out the insipid work of The Cruddace there is a cry from the IG faithful  “Do not speak ill of The Cruddace!  The Cruddace has showered upon us great gifts at little cost so that we might smite our foes!” 

One of the best examples of the terrifying might of The Cruddace is a once feared alien species called the Tyranids.  These creatures were the scourge of known space and feared by all.  All races thought they were on the move to devour the universe but they were not attacking to consume new worlds they were simply trying to escape The Cruddace… unfortunately for them they could not get away.  It is said the Cruddace can even destroy across time reaching back to strip the life and essence of armies from millennia past.  The primal fear of The Cruddace reaches into the future as well.  Entire races cower at the thought of his touch in their near future.