Editing Sir Jonathan

A humorous version of the long-overplayed "Shit was SO CASH" copypasta, supposedly from the point of view of a jock.

Now redone as a brave knight criticising his less heroic brethren.

==The Knight's Burne==

Greetings, varlets and sodomites!

I am Sir Jonathan, a knight of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wretches who spend their every wakinge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by [[God-like|God]]. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.

Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knight most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "[Slaanesh|pleasure thyself]]"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.

Behold here an image of my faire ladye.

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