Editing Skub

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[[Image:Skub comic.gif|thumb|400px|center|Skub in all its glory]]
[[File:SkubIRL.jpg|thumb|200px|right|thumb|Skub IRL]]

'''Skub''' is a fictional substance of unclear purpose created by webcomic ''[http://pbfcomics.com/20/ The Perry Bible Fellowship]''. The comic features "Pro-Skub" and "Anti-Skub" characters fighting each other over their skub affiliation. It is never explained why skub incites such violence, and thus skub has become synonymous with things that cause unnecessary [[RAGE|rage]] and difference of opinion for <s>mundane</s> very important things; for instance, ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' and ''[[WARMACHINE]]'' are often referred to as ''Skubhammer'' and ''Skubmachine''.

<strike>FUCK SKUB.</strike> SKUB FOR LIFE (if you can call it a life, you filthy skub user.)

<strike>SKUB KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER CORPSE INTO A GIANT FUCKING MONSTER.</strike> THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SISTER WAS A [[heresy|HERETIC]] THAT DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SKUB.

<strike>SKUB WILL BRING US THE SALVATION!</strike> TO EMBRACE SKUB IS TO EMBRACE DEATH

<strike>PRAISE BE TO SKUB! SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!</strike> <span style="font-family:serif"><strike>Beware the heresies of false gods! Skub will lead thee unto temptation!</strike>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*'''}} Oh you, stop that. 

Skub is skub and nothing will change that.

>Still arguing over skub.

Hey... won't you believe in it? That... even if there is no God or Buddha... there is Skub. (Until we destroy it all, SKUB SHALL FALL TO THE MIGHTY HANDS OF CORAX!) {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!*'''}}

<s>Kaldor Draigo will save us from Skub!</s> LIES. HE IS THE AVATAR OF SKUB. (Not sure that's a good thing)

<s>DEATH TO MEPHISTON, LORD OF SKUB, DON`T FALL TO LIES OF SKUB. IT WILL BRING DEATH!!</s> [[Matt Ward]] HAS NOW WRITTEN SKUB INTO IT'S 5TH EDITION, WHERE IT IS NOW YOUR '''''[[Roboute_Guilliman|SPIRITUAL LIEGE]]'''''!

<s>SKUB IS DELICIOUS, AND PURPORTEDLY TASTES GOOD ON TOAST</s> LIES AND [[HERESY]], SKUB IS [[Nurgle|CARCINOGENIC]] AND TASTES LIKE [[Grey Knights|SHIT]]

<s>skub smells of oxygen (HURR DURR)</s> Skub smells are the smells of heaven!

<s>The Imperium lives to serve skub</s> BULLSHIT!!! The Imperium finds skub and KILLS IT WITH FIRE

Essentially <s>marmite.</s>  fuk marmite real men go for <s>vegemite</s> A True, Strong and Healthy Anglo-Saxon would accept nothing less than <s>Bovril</s> WHOLESOME BLOODY SKUB on his toast.

<s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s>
<s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>Pro Skub </s> <s>Anti Skub </s> <s>PRO SKUB!!</s> <s>Nope, anti Skub.</s> <s>Nope.avi, #skubislife</s>
Fuck yo-SKUB FOR LIFE-u, you nasty <s>Skub user</s> GOD.

<s>[[Just As Planned]].</s> Skub users can't plan for shit.

<strike>'''ALL PRAISE BE TO SKUB!!! SKUB IS A GLORIOUS GIFT GIVEN TO MAN BY ''GOD''!!!'''</strike> don't be so bloody ridiculous SKUB FUCKIN SUCKS

<strike>Skub is all right, I guess...</strike> <s>No, it isn't.</s> <s>Yes, it is.</s> Skub is the fucking greatest, go hide in your <s>metal</s> skub box.

<s>What about guys who are neutral on skub personally... fuck 'em, indecisive bastards.</s> Such men don't exist HAVING AN OPINION ON SKUB IS MANDATORY!

SKUB IS LOVE SKUB IS LIFE

SKUB IS HATE SKUB IS DEATH <s>But that's heresy!</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}

on a side note, this is great once you get into it http://1d4chan.org/wiki/File:Slaanesh's_sacrifice.pdf

ALL HAIL SKUB!!!
ALL HAIL SKUB!!!
SKUB IS FOR SKRUBS.

I HAVE A VERY STRONG OPINION ON THE SUBJECT OF SKUB

YOU'RE ALL HERETICS AND DESERVED TO BE PURGED!{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} {{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}} (The Commissar uses skub too)

What the fuck is skub?{{BLAM}} {{BLAM|That's double heresey!}}

More like hearsay amirite?{{BLAM|'''*BLAM*''''}}

Skub, like <s>Hershey</s> [[HERESY]], tastes <s>delicious</s> SHITTY!

<s>SKUB FOR THE SKUB GOD!!!</s> CHEESE FOR THE CHEESE THRONE!!!


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''IT WILL BE MY FINEST SPREADABLE, THIS SKUB WHO GIVES OF ITSELF TO ME.''

''LIKE MARMITE I WILL MAKE IT DECISIVE AND IN THE FURNACE OF /tg/ FORGE IT.''

''IT WILL BE OF LEMON TANGINESS AND MELT-IN-YOUR-MOUTH GOODNESS.''

''IN GREAT MARKETING SHALL I CLAD IT AND WITH THE MIGHTIEST OF VARIANT FLAVOURS IT WILL BE ARMED.''

''IT WILL BE UNTOUCHED BY ALLERGIES AND INSECT BITS, NO SICKNESS WILL BLIGHT UPON IT.''

''IT WILL HAVE FLAVOUR, ADDICTIVITY AND MAMA'S-HOME-COOKED FEELING SO THAT NO FOE WILL BEST IT IN SALES.''

''IT IS MY BULWARK AGAINST ANTI-SKUBS.''

''IT IS MY DEFENDER OF PRO-SKUBS.''

''IT IS MY'' '''''SKUB''''' ''AND IT'S SUPPORTERS SHALL KNOW NO COUNTER-ARGUMENTS.''
~The God-Emperor of Mankind ''On the creation of skub.''</strike>


Skub is truly a unholy substance,and the above is heretical twaddle. Heed it at your own peril.
LIES, SKUB IS THE '''EMPRAHS''' SPREADABLE OF CHOICE. The Emperor had Skub for breakfast before he fought Horus! Look where he is now! If he hadn't had skub for breakfast, he would have won the Horus Heresy!

Funfact: [[Warmachine|Menoth]] and the [[Hordes|Devourer Wurm]] are fighting over a pot of skub. ''It's just that good.













I have such faith in <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>skub</strike> <strike>humanity</strike> <strike>skub</strike> <strike>skubmanity</strike> <strike>nothing</strike> <strike>everything</strike> <strike>Nietzsche's way of thinking.</strike> The ability of <strike>people</strike> all sapient beings to argue endlessly over the <s>pettiest</s> greatest bullshit.
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