Editing Slaugth

[[Image:Slaugthfacialrape1.jpg|right|300px|thumb|''Sssshhhhhh.....its all <s>ogre</s> maggots now....'']]

Remember when you played 40k  and thought  it was all [[Volkite|'sunshine']] and [[Dark Eldar|'rainbows']] yea [[Tyranid|tyranids]] are mean and their [[Genestealer|Genestealer]] [[Genestealer Hybrids|cult babies]] are works of art that would make [[H.P. Lovecraft]] blush. "Ooh but the warp is literal nightmare fuel" you say, yea but the warp is just full of [[Bloodletter|people who were neglected by their parents,]] [[Lord of Change|addicts after cutting crackers out of his diet,]] [[Flesh Hound|grumpy puppies,]] [[Daemonette|naked ladies,]] and [[Plaguebearer|Florida residents.]] Nothing of real fright...and then these fuckers get written into existence.

Like a fever nightmare that crawled out of the dreams of someone who has Ptsd from when they had jiggers on them (Don't look them up please dear god!). The Slaugth  are a literal swarm of maggots that eat dead bodies (Guess how they get the bodies dead in the first place)  although their favorite part of the body to chew on are '''[[FATAL|the brains.]]''' When the Slaugth do eat brains they actually absorb its information and memories to find new places to inhabit and new victims to devour. [[Slaanesh|It's also heavily implied that they get high off of this.]]

==Overview==
The Slaugth are aliens that look like swarms of maggot wearing black robes and to make them perform a hostile takeover of your dreams tonight, uses masks to hide their [[NSFW|'beautiful faces'.]] Because of their nature, they like to stay hidden in obscure places like deep within the lowest parts of hive worlds or your mom's basement, they are ancient but it's unknown how old they actual are or where their homeworld is. They also like too give tech to greedy politicians and governors as a way to cause [[troll|political]] [[/pol/|disarray]] as a way to soften up the [[Planetary Defense Force|PDF.]] 

==Status==
Nowadays the Slaugth and their fans are praying to [[H.P. Lovecraft|Yog Sothoth]] that they get their own codex, but the Slaugth, along with other minor races such as the [[Rak'gol]] and the Enoulians were the brain-children (pun intended) of [[Fantasy Flight Games]], which puts their canon status into question. Not to mention the whole Worm-That-Walks thing is long established horror trope that has been used in [[Dungeons & Dragons|other RPGs]] before. Chances are that it will only happen when Games workshop truly runs out of <s>ideas</s> money. 

In all honesty with all the obscure factions like [[genestealer|genestealer cults]] and [[skitarii]] getting their own armies it wouldn't be surprising of the Slaugth get some minor cameo in one of the armies. The Calixis Sector and the Koronus Expanse are being obliquely mentioned in the rulebooks these days. So who knows? More likely, better known and fluff embedded races like the [[Hrud]] or [[Squat|Demiurg]] will get a codex first.

==Technology==

Well Slaugth own the patent for disposable diapers as anyone who stumbles upon them will instantly shit their pants, however despite their appearances the Slaugth are a sufficiently advanced race with tech on par with even the [[Necron|Necrons.]] Their specialty is [[Tyranid|biomechanical technology]] aka technology with organic parts, so instead of training troops they essentially farm them and then stick it full of robotic parts if they didn't have them from the get go. They may or may not have zombie minions as most of their bio-mechanical constructs are usually constructed from the remains of others. 

One of the constructs they have is called a '''Harvester Construct''' which is a floating ball of flesh that has a robotic arm that goes around and decapitates people and [[Wat|preserves their heads inside said floating ball of flesh...for some reason]]....yeah...[[Derp|they have flying ball sacks floating around decapitating people.]] Whoever has the brains to come up some bizarre ideas must have been smoking some strong ass [[Drug|drugs.]] Better yet whose [[What|brains were the Slaugth smoking?]]

The second one we know about is called a '''Warrior Construct''' which unlike the others has a shape and have an [[NSFW|uncanny resemblance to human genitals.]] On the other hand, the Warrior Construct also looks like sea anemones with legs and teeth as the description given to them are, "''These pale, oval masses of fungal flesh are filled with purple veins and metal lattices.''" They also have necrotic beamers and have bone blades coming out of their tendrils. So in other words it's a [[FATAL|biomechanical attack penis]] which is the Slaugth's amalgamation containing all of [[4chan]] or they just found H.R. giger's [[/d/|art collection]] 




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