Editing Sly Marbo

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[[Image:Sly Marbo Art.jpg|frame|It's a motherfuckin' lead farm!]]

This video will tell you everything there is on the image of Sly Marbo:[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y]

Sly Marbo (A.K.A Rip-Off of Rambo, The One-Man Army, Chuck Norris/Sylvester Stallone made grimdark) is a renowned Catachan Jungle Fighter, however, he operates separately from other Catachan units as he's a lone wolf almost all the time. 

==Marbo in Game==

Marbo IS (HE'S BACK! and he's right behind you) an elite unit choice for the [[Imperial Guard]] rather than a HQ (as is the case with most special characters), which makes sense because he's an operative, not a commander. He used to cost the bitchin' low amount of 65 points (so the same as a 10 man squad of Guardsmen with grenade launcher and power weapon).  He's fully back (as in more than just in SW:A) as of 5/4/17 for 7th, and he's a lot damn better at only 25 points. In 5th edition, he used to have a demo charge to toss a S8 AP2 pie plate of death on a unit upon his arrival. That's how he would usually make his 65 points back. His new 25 point incarnation loses the demo charge and instead gains the ability to "booby trap" 3 pieces of terrain, making them dangerous terrain for enemy units for the duration of the game. His method of gaining his points back will not usually to hope that someone dies on the terrain or that he manages to kill a couple of models with his pistol or in CC.

Marbo, if you strike him into enemy lines, will inevitably die because your opponent will really want him dead due to the threat he poses against infantry. Marbo, however, IS the shit. His knife is 2+ poisoned, and his pistol is Strength X, AP3 with Sniper, and carries a melta bomb as standard, he's pretty good at assault and shooting (although his shooting attack is somewhat short ranged, so you're better off charging the enemy lines) and will invariably wreck some expensive squad's day before he dies a glorious death, assuming he gets close, as of his new rules he has 5+ FNP, Stealth, Move Through Cover, Hit and Run and Fleet, and the special rules "He's Behind You", "Like a Shadow" and "Master of Ambush" allows him to charge out of cover to strike into the enemy lines, unleash SIX ATTACKS (4 standard, +1 on the charge, +1 for having two weapons) AT I5 onto whichever poor SOB is in his sights, then disengage and RETURN TO RESERVES to strike from the shadows once again. If he ever DOES die, reality will stop for a brief moment and The Emprah will be heard to shout "What's wrong? Sly? Sly? SLYYYYYYYY!" (what really happens is he pretends to be dead and then slips back into the jungle to strike at his foe at a later date...)  

Then He'll lock Himself in His room and cry for three days and three nights.

==Marbo in Novel==
Marbo appeared in the novel Deathworld. In the novel, the main characters, though in a squad of 10, were already having trouble surviving the planet and its life. It was made impossible to fall asleep and wake up (because you'd already be dead!) without someone keeping watch over you. How the hell then did Sly Marbo do it? Nobody really knows, maybe it's because of the facts below. In fact, he is one of the most poorly developed characters in the entire 40k history; some speculate that he is on par with Boreale and Carron. And in the Codex the little that is mentioned of him makes him out to be even more of a badass; he is known to have been awarded multiple Stars of Terra (the highest military award in the Imperium), so many in fact that he stopped caring and needed someone else to hold them for him.

==Death and Return of a Hero==
According to the new codex, he isn't listed anymore (rumored due to ultra marine fans bitching) . Then again a lot of things are changing, so we might see his return in a small offshoot book or support text. Pray to your gods for the return of Marbo. The Emperor protects.

PRAISE TEH EMPRAH! Marbo's model is now available for purchase [https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Imperial-Guardsman-Marbo-2016 again] (for now) still no rules though... Sly doesn't need rules. Fielding him is an instant victory.

SLY IS REALLY BACK FOR GOOD! HE HAS [https://17890-presscdn-0-51-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/40k8_SW_Armageddon_Kill_teams_of_One_Characters.pdf RULES FOR BEING FIELDED] IN SHADOW WAR: ARMAGEDDON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (With Ld 7 lol what a fucking pussy {{BLAM}} {{BLAM|Heresy!}} and he's fearless anyway, the ld value is just the standard there as filler) - [https://17890-presscdn-0-51-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/40k7_Marbo_Datasheet-1.pdf He´s also back for Full-Scale 40k now], with new rules that basically turn him into a light [[Eversor]]. New rules that will [[derp|only be valid for the next couple of months before 8th drops]] (and for 8e as GW said every character and unit that has rules will be getting an updated set, even if Sly's is just another PDF), but who cares, SLY IS BACK (and is probably right behind you). As it turns out, his new model is a conversion from Catachan sets.
And he's gone again so fuck this shit.

== Sly Marbo Facts ==
(Note: Try to place as many facts as you can)
*Chaos Spawn turns into Sly Marbo. Wait, nothing happened. Eh.
*Sly Marbo invented walking softly and carrying a big gun. With a knife.
*Sly Marbo once shot down an enemy [[Heldrake]] by pointing his finger in the shape of a gun and saying "bang"
*Sly Marbo can beat a wall in a Tennis match.
*Sly Marbo can make a woman climax by smiling at her.
*Sly Marbo can also make planets explode by smiling.
*Sly Marbo also never smiles, but can produce pheromones that make you think he did.
*Sly Marbo can impregnate a woman just by being in the same room as her, and NOT get a paternity suit further down the line. 
*Only Samus Aran and Wonder Woman have wombs strong enough to bear Sly Marbo's children. Nope, not Celestine, partly because Celestine is one of Marbo's kids that he doesn't want to talk about.
*The chairman claims that the Meta simply drowned after falling into the freezing waters.  In reality the Meta died because of Sly Marbo.
*Sly Marbo has enough Dakka.
*Sly Marbo can hide from Creed
*Sly Marbo CAN and WILL. End of discussion. 
*Sly Marbo is [[Imperial Fists|fortifying this position.]]
*Sly Marbo killed JFK from behind the Grassy Knoll.
*Sly Marbo also killed JFK from the book depository.
*Sly Marbo did 9/11, also blindfolded.
*Sly Marbo saved Adolf Hitler from drowning when he was a child in Austria
*Sly Marbo is [[recursion]].
*Sly Marbo is [[recursion]].
*Sly Marbo is [[recursion]].
*Sly Marbo is Karl's only friend.
*Sly Marbo isn't [[Alpharius]] or [[Omegon]], Alpharius, Omegon and the whole of the rest of the [[Alpha Legion]] are Sly Marbo.
*Sly Marbo is the oldest being in the universe as he killed everything else. So when he created the chaos gods they were so afraid of him they created their own dimension to flee from him. They think they are safe from Sly Marbo but the truth is they are not.
*The Old Ones created the Orks in an attempt to kill Marbo. This is why the Old Ones are extinct. 
*Once the Emperor and Sly high fived. The shockwave cut the planet in half.
*Sly Marbo is not actually silent, but is actually screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA". The only reason why people cannot hear him is because only the most badass people to exist can hear it, which is why the emprah has a single continuous headache on the golden throne.
*Sly Marbo is never added to an army. Army lists are added to Sly Marbo. Watch here for the reversed demonstration:  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYfCb8D1JVo]
*[[Exterminatus]] destroys planets. Sly Marbo destroys segmenta.
*Sly Marbo can and will single-handedly destroy the Tyranids. By '''looking''' at them.
*Sly Marbo eats Carnifexes for breakfast, with or without the aid of sauce.
*Sly Marbo created Carnifex Sauce.
*Sly Marbo models assemble and paint themselves.
*Sly Marbo can out AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA an [[Ork]] WAAAGH! and a [[Space Wolves]] RAAAAAAAAAARGH! 
*Sly Marbo does not sleep, he waits.
*Sly Marbo slayed all the Dark Eldar by himself and yelled out his mighty AAAAAAAAAAAAAA to free all of the captives from their cages. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y]
*Sly Marbo goes to war waitwalking.
*Even [[Cato Sicarius]] admits Marbo is better than him.
*No matter the conditions Sly Marbo smells like victory.
*Sly Marbo can stay so still that not even his atoms vibrate.
*Sly Marbo is the reason the Void Dragon is hiding.
*Sly Marbo scares the living shit out of all the Ordo Malleus, Ordo Hereticus, and Ordo Xenos put together.
*Sly Marbo passes any characteristic test he is required to take including Toughness, Leadership, STD, Genetic, Initiative, and Paternity. 
*[[Abaddon]] stole the planet killer off the shelf in his local supermarket. When he got home and opened the box he found Marbo sitting inside. 
*In Dawn of War 2: Retribution, Tyranid ending, the swarm strips all life from subsector Aurelia. Well, 99.999% of it; Marbo is still there.
*Sly Marbo's mini was once used in Dungeons and Dragons. His player killed the Dungeon Master. And then got killed by the Sly Marbo mini.
*In the movement phase, Sly Marbo remains stationary and moves the gaming table 6" in any direction. 
*Lightsabers are powered by Marbo's toenail clippings.
*Sly Marbo once fought Nurgle and changed him into a flower. 
*When Sly Marbo falls in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Sly Marbo.
*They developed a new branch of the Inquisition specifically for Marbo - Ordo Marbicus.
*Sly Marbo killed Batman's parents. 
*Sly Marbo knows where in the galaxy [[Leman Russ]] is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body. 
*The [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor]] isn't on the Golden Throne, he just left a dummy there to keep Marbo off his trail. Marbo's not fooled.
*The Grim Reaper doesn't come for Sly Marbo, Sly Marbo comes for the Grim Reaper.
*Sly Marbo has two speeds, Stalk and Exterminatus.
*sly Marbo doesn't need no stinkin; key-card.
*Sly Marbo made Slanesh his bitch. TWICE.
*Sly Marbo is on Nurgle's list for two reasons; Sly Marbo repels all dirt and germs and Sly Marbo seduced Isha. ALSO TWICE.
*Sly Marbo bitchslapped Horus.
*If Marbo's demo charge scatters back on him, he kicks the template back so that it lands on the enemy general.
*Sly isn't the missing [[Primarch]]. He is the entire Missing Legion!
*Sly Marbo really loves kittens and puppies. He thinks they're best served rare.
*Sly Marbo never washes. Dirt is too afraid to touch him. 
*Sly Marbo ALWAYS eats soup with a fork.
**If he can't find a fork, a chainsword will do.
*Sly Marbo is Toughness D.
*Sly Marbo eats Tyranid Rippers for breakfast. Without any milk.
*When MC Hammer is around, it's Hammertime. When Marbo is around, you know poor MC will never be back.
*Sly Marbo!...IS RIGHT HEEERREEE!
* Jesus can walk on water. Marbo can swim through solid rock.
* Slaanesh lost its virginity to Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo gets discounts from Games Workshop.
* Sly Marbo gets discounts from Forge World.
* Sly Marbo's paints [[THIN YOUR PAINTS|thin themselves.]]
* Sly Marbo's finecast models won't break or bend even if thrown and stomped on.
* Sly Marbo looks good in parachute pants.
* Sly Marbo once looked into the Eye of Terror. It looked away.
* Medusa turned to stone when she made eye contact with Sly Marbo.
* Just as The [[Emperor]] was about to finish off [[Horus]] Sly Marbo swung in and killed the whiny rebellious [[Primarch]] before Emps could, all the while yelling [[Troll|"KILLSTOLEN BITCH!"]] The Emperor was too busy dying to protest. 
* Sly Marbo can touch this.
* Sly Marbo watches the Watchmen.
* The Death Star's turbolaser is powered by Sly Marbo's pubic hair. He only gave some to the Empire because Alderaan was lowering his property values.
* Sly Marbo destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
* Sly Marbo made [[Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt]]'s spare camo cloak out of fibers from his own chest hair. 
* Sly Marbo doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
* Sly Marbo has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a little jar next to his bed. Don't worry; it was an ''evil'' child that had killed its parents.
* Sly Marbo stole my heart. I think he ate it.
* Sly Marbo <s>sleeps</s> waits with a pillow under his gun.
* Exterminatus is Marbo's breath, bottled. 
* Sly Marbo is the Shadow in the Warp.
* It is said that Sly Marbo's tears can bring back The Emperor. Sadly, Marbo never cries and never will. 
* Sly Marbo does not sweat from his eyes. Nothing escapes those soulless pits.
* Sly Marbo doesn't drive vehicles, the vehicle drive themselves trying to get away.
* Sly Marbo doesn't fire his weapon, it's just that the ammo inside his gun is scared and fires itself. 
* Krieg was never purged by the Death Korps. Marbo just ate too many beans.
* SLY MARBO MADE THE GOLDEN THRONE, THE GAUNTLETS OF ULTRMAR AND THE IMPERIAL PALACE ON TERRA <strike>BUT LOST THEM IN A POKER GAME AGAINST THE SLANN</strike>. THAT'S WHY THEY'RE NOT HERE ANY MORE. HE GOT THEM.
* Seal team six is code for "Sly Marbo", now you can be sure Bin Laden is dead.
* Grievous isn't wheezing because of a force attack, he just inhaled pure Sly Marbo particles and couldn't handle the awesome. 
* The [[Tyranid]]s actually came to our galaxy fleeing from Mr. Popo. What they don't realize, however, is that Popo, in a classic pincer maneuver, has sent them right into Sly Marbo's waiting arms.
* The [[C'tan|Nightbringer]] doesn't go outside at night because he's worried that Sly Marbo is waiting for him. He is.
* A Lictor bit Sly Marbo and after 2 weeks of pain and agony the Lictor died.
* It's enough for Sly Marbo to just glance upon you, for you to feel your ass get ripped in two.
* Sly Marbo isn't addicted to lho sticks, lho sticks are addicted to Sly Marbo.
* Techpriests aren't looking for STCs, they're looking for the sacred atoms of metal that came off Sly Marbo's junk that power them.
* Most Vindicare Assassins want to grow up to be just like Sly Marbo, most however grow up to be killed by him.
* [[Cypher]] keeps running to escape Sly Marbo. Sly Marbo is aware of that and waits for the perfect time to strike.
* The Eye of Terror was created when Sly Marbo punched a star with his bare fist.
* Sly Marbo conquered the whole Ultima Segmentum <s>once</s> <s>twice</s> four times.
* Sly Marbo let the dogs out.
* Sly Marbo beat [[Marneus Calgar|Papa smurf]] in arm wrestling using his little finger.
* Sly Marbo would kill the [[Marines Malevolent]] by clicking his fingers if he found out what they where really like. 
* Even the [[Angry Marines]] are scared of Marbo. Even their chapter master: Temperus Maximum, can't curse or even look at him with the slightest bit of anger.
* A [[Bloodthirster]] once challenged Sly Marbo. The experience was so traumatizing that it has refused to manifest into realspace since he fears being in the same plane of existence as Marbo.
* [[Konrad Curze]] wasn't killed by a Callidus Assassin, Marbo just dropped by and kicked him in the happy sack so hard that he hasn't gotten up to this day. The Imperium just used the Assassin as a cover story to make it look like the Assassinorum still has its uses.
* [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]], [[Colonel "Iron Hand" Straken|Colonel "I mindfucked an Eldar Farseer with my non-psychic mind" Straken]], and Sly Marbo regularly get together for poker night in a secret dimension which only pure essences of awesome may visit. [[Creed]] doesn't get invited because nobody likes it when a stack of ordinary poker chips turns out to be a squadron of [[Leman Russ Battle Tank|Leman Russ Demolishers]], just lying in wait.
* Sly Marbo can beat a squadron of Leman Russ Demolishers with a High Card 7
* When Marbo fails his armor or invulnerable save, the one who caused it gets the wound.
* Sly Marbo stared into [[Slaanesh]] him/her/itself, Slaanesh later lost his/her/it's soul to Marbo.
* Sly Marbo took a stroll through the Gardens of [[Nurgle]], it was left sterilized and lemony fresh.
* Sly Marbo gave [[Nurgle]] the clap.
* Sly Marbo got into [[Tzeentch]]'s forbidden library, blindfolded, in just 5 seconds. And only because he gave the library a 4.5 second head start. 
* [[Khorne]] didn't cause the endless chasm in his brass citadel out of rage, Marbo just put his foot down in front of Khorne's throne.
* Sly Marbo once gave a riddle to the [[C'tan|Deceiver]], which the Deceiver still haven't solved. 
* [[Khaine|Khaela Mensha Khaine]] only shattered into a bajillion pieces after Marbo punched him in the gut.
* [[Horus]] is said to have killed [[Sanguinius]] because the Angel was tired from battle. That battle was losing an arm wrestling match with Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo could heal [[Roboute Guilliman]] and [[Lion El'Jonson]]. Experience has just taught him they won't be awesome enough to receive it.
*[[Lorgar]] is said to be on Sicarius communing with the [[Chaos Gods]]. He's really just trying to hide from Sly Marbo.
*[[Logan Grimnar]] once challenged Sly Marbo to a drinking contest. The Great Wolf fell into a coma trying to beat Marbo.  As punishment, Logan must now ride a pretty little sleigh dragged by wolves.
*[[Dante]]'s Death Mask curses anyone who looks at him. He's terrified of what will happen if he looks at Sly Marbo while wearing it.
*[[Eldrad]] takes everything into account when making a plan. Sly Marbo is the one unpredictable factor.
*Sly Marbo once banished an entire daemonic horde by giving it a mean look.
*Marbo once dueled an [[Eversor]] assassin in close combat, he managed to literally rip the assassin in half with his bare hands and end the fight in just 10 seconds flat.
*Whenever Marbo spits at someone, his spit turns into a plasma bolt. Whenever he fails his "Gets Hot" roll, the one he spat at explodes. (Note: Sly Marbo never fails any rolls unless he chooses to do so.)
*Sly Marbo pisses melta fire.
*Marbo can be an Ultramarine, but hates them anyway, so he doesn't care.
*The [[Administratum]] once attempted to impose a higher tithe on Catachan. Sly Marbo was sent to deliver their counteroffer. The Administratum quickly lowered Catachan's tithe.
*A Miral land shark once tried to ambush Marbo like Straken, the land shark's teeth shattered the second it bit Marbo.
*Sly Marbo makes Khorne Berzerkers take morale checks.
*Marbo once defeated Tzeentch in a chess game..... with just 3 moves.
*[[Kaldor Draigo]] is actually Marbo is disguise, he just assumes this form to troll fa/tg/uys for fun.
*Marbo once killed a Hierophant bio-titan by bitch-slapping it in the face, he then killed the entire brood of Tyranids following it by ripping-off one of the dead Hierophant's scything talons and using it as a weapon.
*[[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]] is said to have left the Third War for Armageddon because he got bored. He really left because he learned Sly Marbo was coming.
*Sly Marbo once cut himself to see what all the fuss was about. The resulting blood formed into [[Ollanius Pius]].
*Sly Marbo's sweat is what poison lines his weapon.
*Orks wear Gork and Mork pajamas. Gork and Mork wear Sly Marbo pajamas.
*Sly Marbo <s>sleeps</s> waits with a nightlight, not because he's scared of the Night Lords, but because the Night Lords are scared of Marbo.
*A Daemon Prince once saved a Cadian regiment from Necrons; the Guardsmen were baffled until they realized the daemon had been possessed by Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo can kick [[Sisters of Battle|a Bolter Bitch]] in the balls.
*The [[Crimson Fists]] got their name after Sly Marbo played bloody knuckles with [[Pedro Kantor]].
*Sly Marbo once took Moondrakken for a joyride. He brought it back with all the radio presets changed and the seat readjusted. Kor'sarro Khan didn't dare complain.
*The [[Salamanders]] hold that [[Vulkan]] will return when they collect all nine of his sacred artifacts. So far they've recovered five. Sly Marbo has not seen fit to return the other four.
*Marbo once ate a [[Deathstrike Missile Launcher]]. He thought it was bland.
*Sly Marbo once broke the battlements of Medrengard in an hour. 
*Sly Marbo was once on a planet subjected to virus bombing. Sly Marbo's immune system killed the viruses before they infected him. And then his immune system killed everyone else on the planet.
*Sly Marbo taught tactics to - wait, what's that Titan doing there?
[[Creed|"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED"]]
*Sly Marbo can strangle you with a cordless Vox.  
*Sly Marbo will never, ever say "GO! Get to the Chopper!"  That's the kind of thing a neckbeard says.
*Sly Marbo has constipation issues, because he knows his feces could be used to track him in the field.
*Sly Marbo refused to be hidden in plain sight by CREED. He called Creed "A cheap man's Copperfield".
*[[Indrick Boreale]] once spoke Sly Marbo's name and the sheer awesomeness fixed his speech impediment.
*A greater Daemon once possessed Sly Marbo… No one knows what happened to it.
*Sly Marbo doesn't need meltabombs. He just pisses on a tank and it explodes.
*The Necrons went into stasis because Marbo was killing everything else.
*Any time a Farseer says "Just as planned", Marbo will be standing behind them with murder in his eyes.
*Marbo can murder with his eyeballs.
*Sly Marbo's favorite sandwich is a Catachan Barking Toad between two meltabombs.
*Sly Marbo is the stig.
*Sly Marbo tried to fix Age of Sigmar. Even Sly Marbo has his limits.
*Sly Marbo's glare is treated as a Plasma Blastgun with the rate of fire of a Punisher Gatling Cannon.
*Kharn The Betrayer once fought Marbo. Kharn was found embedded in the hull of an orbiting starship. He took the defeat pretty well.
*Plasma weapons use a synthetic form of Marbo's testosterone. In its natural state it is white-hot and obliterates everything it touches.
*Sly Marbo does not and never has owned a machete. That's just his arm hair.
*Sly Marbo once had intestinal parasites. Once he shat them out they became known as Catachan Devils.
*Marbo once allowed a Guard player to use his mini, the Necron player he fought wasn't allowed to take Reanimation Protocol rolls, the Tau player he fought got into melee and the Daemon player he fought tried and failed to dance An'ggrath around the map out of Marbo's reach.
*Slaanesh needs to masturbate every time Sly Marbo kills a [[Carnifex]]. Chaos Realm suffers chronic floodings.
*Sly Marbo stole the Blood Ravens' home planet.
*Creed played chess with Tzeentch and won. Sly Marbo played chess with Chaos Undivided and it ended in a draw, but the four gods were so scared that they refused to play when Marbo asked for a rematch.
*Sly Marbo's Internet seems slow. That's just because he's faster than it.
*Sly Marbo gives out a special rule... Feel MORE Pain.
*The Milkshake doesn't bring Sly Marbo to the yard, Sly Marbo was already there. 
*Sly Marbo has no hair on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel.
*If you have five bucks, and Marbo has five bucks, Marbo has more money than you.
*You are only alive because Sly Marbo is too busy to kill you.
*Sly Marbo can drown a fish.
*Sly Marbo simply walks into Mordor.
*A Lictor once tried to ambush Sly Marbo while he was waiting; it did not expect Marbo to ambush it while ambushing him.
*The poisons on Marbo's rounds and knife is actually made from his sweat and it's the only poison that even Nurgle daemons cannot resist.
*Marbo can seduce Slaaneshi [[Daemonettes]] at will. After they do they dirty, Sly doesn't have to kill them because they're already dead from ecstasy (and not the drug).
*After Sly Marbo killed a Tyranid swarm out of boredom, the Swarmlord was deployed to kill Marbo. After six months of trying (and dying), the Swarmlord finally gave up and stopped reincarnating.
*Sly Marbo’s testicles are of such might they ignore armor saves in close combat.
* The only reason Sly Marbo isn't a primarch is because it would be a demotion. The same with being a Daemon Prince.
* Khorne used to have a gold pedestal just for Marbo's skull. He has since melted it down and sold it at a Cash-4-Gold shop.
* When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back. When Sly Marbo stares into the abyss, the abyss averts its gaze to the left. 
* Sly Marbo bowls overhand.
* When Sly Marbo has to stitch up a deep gash, he doesn't use a needle and thread, he uses a tent spike and bailing wire.
* Trayzn's 'hood' is a neck brace. Marbo effortlessly sniffed out the real Trazyn and ripped his spine out. Trayzn still hasn't gotten it back.
* Sly Marbo once snuck up on [[Lucius]] the Eternal and slit his throat from behind. Lucius was unable to possess him, as Sly Marbo's thirst for killing can never be satisfied.
* Sly Marbo once got into a theological debate with [[Erebus]], and pointed out thirty-nine logical fallacies in the Book of Lorgar, which Erebus was unable to explain.
* SLY MARBO OWNS THE ONLY COPY OF WARHAMMER FANTASY NINTH EDITION. HE'S GOT A SILVER GOLDEN DEMON TROPHY FOR HIS CLANRATS. 
* The Big Bang was Sly Marbo snapping his fingers.
* [[Darnath Lysander]] once struck Sly Marbo with the "Hammer of Dorn". Not only did the Hammer break on impact with Marbo, but so did Lysander's storm shield, Terminator armor, and pride.
* Sly Marbo once hugged [[Typhus]]. Not only did he remain clean of disease, but his sweat infected the Destroyer Plague in Typhus's body.
* The Adeptus Mechanicus once dug deep underground in an attempt to find a [[Necron]] tomb. They found Sly Marbo instead, ruining his power <s>nap</s> wait. By the end of the day the entire ''star system'' was devoid of all life.
* The reason Malal/Malice is no longer mentioned in Canon is because he ran afoul of Sly Marbo.
* The Outsider would come back to our galaxy if Sly Marbo wasn't waiting for him.
* When the Space Marines are in trouble, the Legion of the Damned come to their rescue. When the Legion of the Damned are in trouble, Sly Marbo come to their rescue.
* Contrary to popular belief, Doombreed is not camera shy, it’s just that he foolishly thinks Sly Marbo doesn't know what he looks like. 
* Sly Marbo won a staring contest with Mephiston.
* Nemesis [[Dreadknights]] are believed to be ancient pieces of xenos tech; they're actually Sly Marbo's childhood toys.
*Marbo once broke an Eldar soulstone but Slaanesh got nothing because he grabbed the soul first. He's still got it on him.
*Contrary to popular belief, it is unknown if Sly Marbo is bulletproof. Whenever someone fires at him, the bullet/bolt/plasma/las/shuriken stops twenty centimeters from Marbo, turns 180 degrees, and hits the person who fired the shot.
*Sly Marbo controls all of [[Games Workshop]]'s prices. He's just waiting for the right time to lower them.
*Being headbutted by Ghazghkull is like being struck by a mag-train, being poked by Sly Marbo is like being smacked by an Imperator class titan.
*The Adeptus Mechanicus is looking for the STCs. Marbo has most of them in a flash drive that the AdMech knows about but doesn't dare lay claim to it.
*Sly Marbo is the one person [[Alpharius|Alpharius]] never confuses.
*He knows where all the Tomb Worlds are. This is because he destroyed most of them.
*Sly Marbo takes on [[Genestealers]] in close combat for fun.
*Sly Marbo uses his Uplifting Primer as toilet paper. No commissar would dare execute him for this.
*The [[Dark Eldar]] didn't know what pain was until they met Marbo.
*When Sly Marbo Deep Strikes, everything else has to roll scatter die, including the terrain itself.
*A Tau Ethereal can order entire Cadres to commit mass suicide. Marbo can make entire Tau planets kill themselves by looking at them funny.
*Sly Marbo once took on two Stompas in a no DQ one-on-tag handicap match with one arm tied behind his back. Records are scarce, but according to eyewitness reports he German suplexed them both for three hours straight before getting bored and wandering off to find a Mega Gargant to fight. 
*The Kroot once conspired a plan to eat Sly Marbo and use his DNA to create perfect Kroot warriors. Marbo fried them in batter and sprinkled them with eleven herbs and spices, never revealing what the eleventh one was (but the first ten herbs and spices were all steak).
*Marbo only ever eats slow-roasted Carnifexes (over an open fire, with a sprinkling of Catachan Bloodvenom Juice).
*Sly Marbo doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the planet down.
*What colour is Sly Marbo's blood? Trick question - nobody has ever seen Sly Marbo bleed.
*Sly Marbo never takes his Feel No Pain roll. He doesn't understand what this "pain" issue is everyone else is struggling with.
*Sly Marbo is the original owner of Blood Reaver, [[Flesh Tearers|Gabriel Seth's]] chainsword. Sly Marbo used it as a toothbrush, but it wasn't powerful enough so he let Seth borrow it.
*Sly Marbo stuffed his mattress with those 100 missing [[Baneblade|Baneblades]]. It's still too soft for him.
*Sly Marbo doesn't kill everything in the galaxy because it's funny watching them try to kill him.
*Sly Marbo can fold a bowling ball in half.
*Sly Marbo once entered a Dark Angels rap battle. All who witnessed his mad skills on the mic perished. The only reason his opponent survived is because he ran as soon as he heard Sly Marbo's first breath into the mic.
*Dark Eldar aren't hiding from Slaanesh in the webway, they're hiding from Sly Marbo.
*Marbo never dies, he just wants to be a good sport and let them win.
*Marbo once challenged [[Castor|Lord General Castor]] to a duel to see which could slay a Carnifex first. Marbo lost, but only because he spent the last few seconds of his kill's life taunting it.
*Emperor is actually Sly Marbo in disguise.
*Sly Marbo is the Angry Marines primarch. 
*Sly Marbo once bro-fisted a Imperator Titan. All that remains of said titan was the hellstorm cannon on Kronus.
*Khorne spills blood for Sly Marbo.
*Every Sister of Battle is crazy with lust for Marbo. He doesn't take advantage of that because he's a gentleman. Banging even one of them would get the rest of the Sororitas in that order pregnant; and no woman in the galaxy has a womb strong enough to bear his children (except [[Samus]] and Wonder Woman).
*Sly Marbo can "out-CREEEEEED!" Creed; Marbo lets Creed do it when he can't be bothered to himself.
*The Hive Mind of the Tyranids drives people insane because IT is insane too. Said insanity came about when Marbo let it psychically touch his mind.
*Sly Marbo can say Chaos Spawn without being turned into one. (And I can too... OH SHIT! FTHWREGWARBLBLBLBL...)
*Sly Marbo is Roboute Guilliman's [[Spiritual Liege]].
*Sly Marbo is America and so can you.
*Sly Marbo doesn't seize the initiative, the initiative is given to him.
*Sly Marbo's punches ignore Invulnerable Saves.
*Sly Marbo powers the Morphin' Grid.
*Princess Celestia fears the day Marbo Visits Equestria.
*Sly Marbo is the reason [[Matthew Ward]] quit working at Games Workshop.  Now that he's gone, Marbo's planning on tormenting that [[Robin Cruddace]] prick next...
**Sly Marbo let Matt Ward go back to Games Workshop in exchange for getting rules in Shadow War: Armageddon.
*The only way to banish Sly Marbo is to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. And even then you can't be sure.
*He got his own squad after what happened last night.
*Sly Marbo is the one who killed Zordon! Andros was a cover story.
*Sly Marbo stalks Slenderman.
*Supernovae don't exist, it is just Sly Marbo's farts.
* The Celestial Orrery is actually one of Sly Marbo's kidney stones.
* Sly Marbo was once shot by a Nova Cannon before, after the devastating explosion, the Nova Cannon as well as the entire Imperial Navy in the sector died.
* A prophecy was announced recently in the Imperium, if Sly Marbo, [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs]], [[Colonel "Iron Hand" Straken|Colonel "My bionic fists can bitch-slap Titans for Tuesday" Straken]], [[Creed]], [[Commissar Ciaphas Cain]], [[Commissar Holt]], [[Commissar Fucklaw]], [[Commissar Yarrick]], [[Sturnn|General Sturnn]], [[Merrick]], [[Commissar Gaunt]], [[Castor|Lord General Castor]], [[Lord Solar Macharius]] and [[Ollanius Pius]] ever teamed up, they would destroy all four Chaos Gods, shatter reality and break open the fourth-wall while punching you in the face as an extra measure (You will be honored if you WERE punched in the face by these guys, admit it, you know it will be true).
* Sly Marbo is secretly the Six Samurai.
* Sly Marbo once pissed into the oil tank of a truck, that truck was then used as inspiration to make the baneblade.
* Sly Marbo beat Slaanesh and Doomrider in a cocaine and orgy competition while <s>sleeping</s> waiting.
* Sly Marbo once built a robot. That robot is known as the Void Dragon.
* Sly Marbo once banished Skarbrand back to the Warp.
* Sly Marbo is actually THE Dragonborn.
* Sly Marbo turned my Battle Brother into [[Chaos Spawn| the creature that shall not be named.]]
* Sly Marbo can say Chaos Spawn without being turned into one, though whoever hears him say it will become one.
* Sly Marbo occasionally indulges himself in a grilled cheese after he is done bitch-slapping Rowboat Jellyfan with his ceramite balls.
* Sly Marbo once almost made a Chuck Norris joke, but then didn't because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.
* When Sly Marbo builds models, he is really building the Mechanicus' Imperator Titans.
* Sly Marbo actually shits out Demolisher Shells.
* Sly Marbo broke into the Black Library, told Cegorach how to actually be funny, and then punched Ahriman in the face.
* Sly Marbo has turned many an Ultramarine into a heretic. His manly jawline, well defined biceps, and thousand yard stare seem to have found a trait not previously noted from their geneseed. That is, to put it simply: Sly Marbo turns Ultramarines gay.
* While anyone else chews tobacco, Sly Marbo chews glass.
* Sly Marbo is deadly to vampires, werewolves, zombies and any other undead. And regular dead. And not dead.
* Sly Marbo won the game.
* [[Gabriel Seth]] was in a brawl with Marbo, when Emperor knows how, he found an opening in his guard and tried to kick him in the balls. Not only did he break a leg in an attempt, Marbo was so pissed off that most of the Flesh Tearers are now overcome with black rage .
* Sly Marbo once stopped a [[Black Crusade]] by tricking the Chaos Lord leading it into saying "You and what Hulk?" Said Chaos Lord and his warband were then crushed by a [[Space Hulk]] thrown at them by the Incredible Hulk (who was really sly marbo wearing green paint).
* Lukas the Trickster slept with a dozen women in a single night.  For Sly Marbo, that's a dry spell.
* Sly Marbo once went to the Crucibael in Commorragh.  Every trap in the arena broke upon impact with Marbo.  Every attack creature died from a single punch from Marbo.  Every male Wych was too scared to fight him.  Every female Wych offered themselves to him sexually, but by that point Sly Marbo was bored and walked out of the arena and no one could stop him.
* Sly Marbo can emerge from a Mandrake's shadow or the brightest light.  
* The Emprah's stats are all E. Sly Marbo's stats are all E^E.
* Sly Marbo once visited the Warhammer World a long time ago; this event is known to us as the coming of the Old Ones.
* Sly Marbo is never cut from a Codex - he just chooses to go back into the shadows to stalk you.
* It's said that Bjorn the Fell-Handed is the oldest Space Marine. Marbo was his babysitter.
* Trazyn has to change his collection every century or so because Marbo keeps asking for his toys back.
* Sly Marbo knows EXACTLY where Carmen Sandiego is. He hid the body.
* Sly Marbo knows where you're not; safe.
* The Emperor kneels before no man. But then again, calling Marbo a man is hardly fair.
* The Primarchs were just Marbo playing fancy dresses.
* The Primarchs weren't stolen by chaos, they were running from their grandfather - Sly Marbo.
* Rumor has it that the reason Sly Marbo isn't in the AM Codex is because he'll get his own multi-part E-Codex just to describe his countless acts of MANLINESS.  He will also count as his own army.
* Sly Marbo once had an arm wrestling match with [[Abbadon]], with the loser's arms as the bet. [[Failbaddon|You know how it ended]].
* Sly Marbo's section was removed from the codex in a vain attempt by Games Workshop to delay his wrath for their many sins against the Guard. They have failed.
* Sly Marbo ate Schrodinger's Cat, while it was both dead and alive.
* Sly Marbo sheds his skin every month. He hands the skin over to the Adeptus Mechanicus, who then use it to reinforce suits of Tartaros-pattern [[Terminator]] armour. It is assumed that most of these are in the possession of the [[Minotaurs]].
*Sky Marbo destroyed all the dolphins.
* Sly Marbo killed the dinosaurs when one stole and ate his lunch, but not before saving a clutch of T-rex eggs.  
* Sly Marbo has never killed a man. He just beats them so bad they are turned to little girls before they die.
* Sly Marbo is the name of [[Doctor Who|the Doctor]].
* The spaceballs brake for nobody.  Except Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo expects the Spanish Inquisition.
* Sly Marbo was the one who build a text to speech device for the Emperor.
* Marbo once banged a Dominatrix and the product was the Swarmlord.
* Sly Marbo can release Half Life 3. He just chooses not to.
* Sly Marbo beat Doomrider in a crack-snorting contest.
* Sly Marbo can out-transform Optimus Prime.
* Sly Marbo talks about Fight Club.
* Sly Marbo has a pet Carnifex called Cuddles, although most know him as Old One Eye.
* [[Kaldor Draigo]] isn't trapped in the warp. He's hiding from Marbo.
* Black holes are created every time Sly Marbo rips his way into our universe and the universe is too scared to seal the breaches.
* Sly Marbo can outsmart bullets.
* Sly Marbo's eyes made flamethrowers obsolete.
* Jesus Christ saves souls. Sly Marbo saves everything else.
* Sly Marbo can slam a revolving door.
* Death had a near-Sly Marbo experience.
* Sly Marbo will never get a heart attack. His heart isn't stupid enough to attack him.
* There is no Theory of Evolution. Just a list of animals Sly Marbo allows to live.
* Sly Marbo flashed before Life's eyes.
* Sly Marbo doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off.
* Sly Marbo's favorite color is blood.
* Sly Marbo can smack air.
* Sly Marbo can cut apart the sky.
* Sly Marbo can eat water.
* Sly Marbo solved Imotekh's favorite Tessaract Labyrinth with an abacus.
* Sly Marbo shot a man with a knife.
* Sly Marbo can divide by zero.
* Sly Marbo protects his air bags in car accidents.
* One of Sly Marbo's discarded fingernails fell into the real world from the Warp. It reformatted into Audie Murphy.
* Commander [[Farsight]] found one of Sly's discarded dinner knifes on a planet that he had a picnic on. Said knife was the Dawn Blade, and the previously verdant and inhabited world became a dead world after what Sly did after lunch.
* Sly Marbo knows how Gordon Freeman and Chell sound like.
* Sly Marbo once ran a 0-second mile. Than did it again, just to piss off physics.
* All the skulls in Khorne's realm actually belong to Sly Marbo. Khorne just minds them for him.
* The reason the Eldar Phoenix Lords are immortal is truly because Sly Marbo finds them tolerable enough to keep alive; whenever one dies he performs CPR, as CPR from Sly Marbo can raise the dead.
* A Commissar tried to execute Sly Marbo. The bolter round was so scared it backfired and shot the Commissar in the head.
* Sly Marbo uses a live Genestealer as a backscratcher.
* Sly Marbo can believe it's not butter.
* Sly Marbo shaves by punching himself in the face as they only thing that can cut Sly Marbo is Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo is the true king of Westeros.
* Sly Marbo trained Discord and Q out of boredom.
* Sly Marbo drinks distilled Warp.
* Sly Marbo once saw his life flash before his eyes, it was accredited as film of the millenium.
* People say Sly Marbo defies physics, but really physics just obey Sly Marbo.
* Chaos once fell to Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo taught [[Simo Hayha]] how to snipe.
* They say that there are only two ways to get the entire [[Deathwing]] company into a Mini Cooper, one is by telling them that [[Cypher]] is in the glovebox. Sly Marbo is the other one.
* Sly Marbo is behind you right now.
* Sly Marbo once went back in time, during which, a hair fell off his chest. That hair grew up to be Teddy Roosevelt.
* Sly Marbo doesn't die from bullets, mainly because they are all scared shitless.
* The only time a lasgun is useful is when Sly Marbo uses it.
* Soaking a lasgun's power pack in Sly Marbo's sweat will give it Exterminatus-level power.
* Sly Marbo doesn't fail his Morale checks. He gets bored and wanders off. No one is brave/stupid enough to stop him.
* Sly Marbo never dies. He <s>falls asleep</s> waits in combat and no one dares to acknowledge his body.
* Sly Marbo had sex before his father.
* The Fallen Angels are hiding from Sly Marbo.
* No Plasma weapon dares to overheat in Sly Marbo's hands.
* Sly Marbo is the one who put Lord Tirek in Tartarus, then broke him out years later.
* Sly Marbo is the Mighty Morphin White Ranger.
* Sly Marbo once ate a bowl of Milk without any milk.
* Sly Marbo has banged Lelith Hesperax.  The reason Lelith rarely talks is because she has laryngitis from all the screaming in ecstasy she did throughout the experience.
* Unicron fears Marbo, for he is the matrix.
* In America, Sly Marbo kills You. In Soviet Russia, Sly Marbo still kills You.
* Sly Marbo can '''''SHOOT WHILE MOVING!!'''''.
* Sly Marbo's name is a killing sound.
* There is an urban legend in the Guard that if you say Sly Marbo's name three times in front of a mirror, Sly Marbo will appear and slit your reflection's throat. This has never been confirmed, as nobody has ever survived saying Sly Marbo's name twice.
* The Emperor was created in 8000 BC when hundreds of shaman were packed into a Volkswagen by Sly Marbo.
* The Eye of Terror was created when Sly Marbo tried to break his previous packing-people-into-a-Volkswagen record, this time using Eldar.
* The Astral Knights only managed to penetrate the World Engine's void shields because Sly Marbo gave them a push. 
* Sly Marbo once gave the Blood Ravens a gift, but only because watching them fail to steal it from him stopped being funny. 
* When Sly Marbo heard about Daemonic possession, he decided that it sounded like a challenge and went to the Eye of Terror to experience it first hand. However, he got bored after all the Daemons he forced himself into exploded before he could make them do stuff. 
* Sly Marbo is a psyker so powerful, the Greeks had to invent a new alphabet to classify him. 
* Sly Marbo taught Macgyver everything he knows, except how to kill. That knowledge was never meant for mortal men.
* Dark Matter is incredibly difficult to detect because it has been hiding from Sly Marbo ever since he caused the Big Bang. 
* The Big Crunch will never happen, because the Universe is desperately trying to run from Sly Marbo, thus exceeding the escape velocity. 
* Sly Marbo has the only complete map of the Webway tattooed on his penis.
* Ships carrying Sly Marbo through the Warp only turn their Gellar fields on to protect the Warp from him. 
* Sly Marbo can play Ride of the Valkyries on bagpipes.
* Sly Marbo caught them all. Twice.
* Sly Marbo finished the Neverending Story.
* When Sly Marbo played Chaos Rising, there was no traitor.
* Sly Marbo can never have the Monster Hunter rule. They're too easy.
* Sly Marbo CAN assault a zooming flier.
* Demons disappear when Sly Marbo's around. He's not a Blank or anything, they just shit themselves when they realize he's there.
* A dying Necron Lord once told Marbo he'd be back. Marbo said No. He stayed dead.
* You never roll reserve for Sly Marbo. He shows up whenever he feels like it.
* Sly Marbo has beaten [[Dwarf Fortress|Dorf Fortress]].
* Asurmen taught Karandras how to fight. Sly Marbo taught him how to be sneaky. Living in perpetual fear for your life will do that.
* Jain Zar originally called her aspect the Banshees. One night with Sly Marbo and she just couldn't stop Howling though.
* Fuegan was inspired to create the Fire Dragons after Sly Marbo let him light his cigar.
* Sly Marbo outplayed an entire Noise Marine warband using only an air guitar. He then opened a Webway portal and left by playing Stairway to Heaven.
* Sly Marbo wondered what it would be like if everyone lived in medieval times. So he used some of the Old One's left over stuff and made Warhammer Fantasy.
* A Lord of Change once tried to make Sly Marbo less awesome. Tzeentch caught wind of this and killed him. There are some things that can never change.
* Sly Marbo never accepts promotions. He's already everyone's boss.
* Sly Marbo gave his father "the talk".
* Sly Marbo once brought a knife to a gun fight to even the odds.
* Sly Marbo's tree houses have fully furnished basements.
* When Sly Marbo grabs the Blade of Antwyr it has to resist being possessed by Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo's favorite pet is named Ickle Snootums and follows his every command. Said pet is also a Greater Khornate Daemon.
* Sly Marbo wakes his alarm clock up in the morning.
* A Genestealer tried to infect Sly Marbo, it went back to the brood and started a Sly Marbo cult.
* Sly Marbo disproved that you are what you eat. If it was true he would be Doombreed.
* Sly Marbo skips over step one, two and three. He goes straight to profit.
* Sly Marbo calmed Khorne down, made Slaanesh chaste, made Nurgle sneeze, made Tzeench forget his plans.
* Sly Marbo can describe the taste of water.
* Tyranids didn't eat the Squats, it was Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo went to Khorne's Iron Keep and shook hands with [[Tuska Daemon-Killa]]. Tuska did not survive the experience.
* Khaine once tried to touch Sly Marbo, his hand is still bleeding to this day.
* Even [[Assholetep]] do not dare being an asshole with Sly Marbo.
* It is believed that Horus was slain by the Emperor, because that's what Dorn said. That's because Marbo left just after defeating the heretic, so Dorn never actually knew the truth.
*Dorn gave up designing the perfect fortress when he remembered to factor in Sly Marbo. 
* Sly Marbo is the only one who can defat [[Chapter Master Smashfucker]] in 1 turn. 
* Sly Marbo can smash titans with his balls. 
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
* The '''MURDER SWORD''' is just Sly's old Boy Scout pocket knife.
* Pepperidge Farm doesn't remember Sly Marbo.
* The Black Library? Sly Marbo used to go to there all the time during his childhood.
* Sly Marbo is the one who knocks.
* The real reason for fall of the Eldar and the eye of terror creation was that the Khaine was stupid enough to challenge Marbo to a boxing match. The first punch caused the fall of the Eldar and ripped a hole in the fabric of reality. 
* In fact Sly Marbo can take off of a planet or land without need the need for transportation. The reason he does not is because it's too loud and causes too much damage to the planet.
* Sly Marbo brings a knife to a Titan fight. Needless to say he still wins. 
* When monsters go to bed, they check to see if Marbo is there. They never find him even if he is there. 
* Sly Marbo became a Wulfen and got affected by the Black Rage, despite not been a Space Wolf or Blood Angel, and cured himself of both.
* Cocaine gets addicted to Sly Marbo.
* Sly Marbo gets a massage using a thunder hammer.
* On a visit to Terra, Marbo sneezed. The Primarchs were blown across the galaxy as a result, forcing the Emperor to begin the Great Crusade to search for them.
* Sly Marbo once got kicked backwards in time and knocked up a woman who named her son 'Chuck Norris'. Through the forty thousand years since, Chuck Norris's progeny have given birth to the perfect warriors up until Sly Marbo. Yes, that's right; Sly Marbo essentially made himself.
* Sly Marbo is rumored to have survived sexual intercourse with Slaanesh itself.
** This rumor is indeed a fact. In hindsight Sly regards Slaanesh as an "easy" in bed (and everywhere else).
*Sly Marbo once fought Deadpool. They got bored after three days and pranked Commissar Yarrick and Wolverine after eating a mountain of chimichangas.
*Sly Marbo does not fear death, death fears Sly Marbo.
*Sly Marbo was once attacked by Tyranids. As soon as one bit him, the entire swarm died instantly.
*Sly Marbo and Creed once played chess. Creed's taktikul jeenyis was no match for Sly Marbo's pure badassery.
*Sly Marbo shaves his balls with an angle grinder.
*Sly Marbo likes his meat so rare that he only eats Primarchs. That's why two are unknown.
*Sly Marbo once poked the Eye of Terror.
*Sly Marbo can catch a cold without getting sick.
* Baron Brixius has less health than Sly Marbo.
*In space, no one can hear you scream. Except for Sly Marbo.
*Sly Marbo is secretly in a shouting match against Khorne and all of the Orks which has lasted since the time of the old ones. Update, Sly Marbo won.
*Sly Marbo is what actualy killed Squats.
*Sly Marbo can cross the streams.
*Sly Marbo can call Mr. Popo "Black man".
*Sly Marbo knows how all those squares make a circle. Also he wants his gallon of acid back.
*Sly Marbo is the only one who can make America great again.
*All these Sly Marbo facts are dumb. If they were real he would appear behind me right now and repeatedly smash my head against my keybayysdfy& yavartvc&c&cyyn srgípan aetj- aťtn q.
* Sly Marbo can't be killed by a crossbow in Shewsbury.
*Some Tau found some of Sly Marbo's left over weed. They're now the Etheral Caste.
*Imperial children have posters of space marines in their rooms. Space marines have posters of Marbo in theirs.
*Sly Marbo already beat Half-Life 3.
*Sly Marbo built the pylons of Cadia, but gave them to Trazyn the Infinite as they weren't big enough.
*Sly Marbo played SONNY 3 and wasn't disappointed.
*Colonel Jurten didn't nuke Krieg into a Death World, he just called in a favor from Sly Marbo.
*If you say 'Sly Marbo' three times in front of a mirror, nothing will happen... until Sly Marbo causes exterminatus on that planet.
*Sly Marbo thinks capital letters are for losers.
*Sylvester Stallone once called Marbo a ripoff and an imposter. He hasn't been able to talk properly since....
*Rogal Dorn may have reviewed Codex Astartes, but Sly Marbo reviewed Lectitio Divinitatus (he gave it 4/10 because it didn't mention any of the facts above).
*Sly Marbo actually bit off Straken's arm. Straken just made up the land shark story because he's too scared of Sly Marbo to tattle on him.
*Sly Marbo chews plutonium and spits out meltabeams.
*Sly Marbo is the Doomguy. [[Doom]] is just the story of his vacation in the Eye of Terror.
*Sly Marbo invented cheese. He then renamed it Rogal Dorn.
*Sly Marbo is an Emperor-damned sexual Tyrannosaurus.
*Sly Marbo is an extreme couponer.
*Sly Marbo gets more girls than James T Kirk. Kirk only gets that many women because a drop of Sly Marbo's sweat landed in his cologne once.
*Sly Marbo's breakfast cereal alone has a power level over 9000
*Sly Marbo brushes his teeth with vortex grenades.
*They say Chuck Norris can kill someone with his stare, but Sly Marbo can kill you just by thinking about you. That means that he can kill you from anywhere at any ti:6,&skr{.
*Sly Marbo is one of the missing Primarchs.
*Sly Marbo made Uplay register at his online service.
*Sly Marbo is the danger.
*Some attack helicopters sexually identify as Sly Marbo.
*Sly Marbo has lost Russian Roulette 64,543 times against a Warhound Titan Plasma Cannon. His win rate on the other hand is over 9001^9001
*Sly Marbo once enacted Exterminatus upon a daemon world by staring it down.
*Sly Marbo can find Corvus Corax in a game of Hide And Seek.
*Sly Marbo wears power armour to bed.
*[[Carlos McConnell]] claims to be Sly Marbo. However, his exploits are a mere microbe compared to Sly Marbo.
*Sly Marbo can create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it.
*Sly Marbo can lift that rock. After gold-plating it.
*Sly Marbo can out-bald Indrick Boreale, even with hair.
*Horus gave up fighting the Emperor when he realised he'd have to fight Sly Marbo
*Some people say Orks had a beautiful, intricate language. That was before they fought against Sly Marbo.
*Sly Marbo can move freely during ZA WARUDO.
*Sly Marbo gave [[Belisarius Cawl]] hints on how to build the Armor of Fate. It took him nearly 10,000 years to do it. Sly would have done it in less than 10,000 seconds.
*Sly Marbo could bitchslap [[Ynnead]] to death, but hasn't done so because he wants to see who would win in a fight between Ynnead and Slaanesh.
*The reason it's taken 10,000 years for people to realize that creating Super Space Marines is a good idea is that Sly Marbo can hide himself in peoples memories.
*Sly Marbo once let Trazyn capture him in a stasis field just to see what happened. He escaped with time to place a body double.
**Then he sent Trazyn a letter telling him what he did. Trazyn still has the body double, because Sly Marbo felt sorry for him.
*Sly Marbo's not just a new model for Shadow War: Armageddon, he's an entirely new faction.
*Sly Marbo brushes his teeth with Grombrindal's beard when the vortex grenades don't cut it.
*Sly Marbo knows what happened to Agent Georgia.
*Sly Marbo Abducts Aliens and Probes them.
*Primaris Marines were made after the new model of Sly Marbo in all his glory. Sly's disappointed in them already.
*Sly Marbo can beat Grombrindal in a drinking contest, but Grombrindal laughs it off.
*Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Sly Marbo each night, but never finds him, because he's behind you.
*Sly Marbo is too subtle for [[Oinkbane]].
*It's said that it took Belisarius Cawl 10,000 years to make the Primaris Space Marines. It's because it took him that long to find Sly Marbo.
*Belisarius Cawl failed to make the true Primaris Space Marines. He couldn't clone Sly Marbo.

==Gallery==
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image:Sly Marbo.jpg|Mini in action.
Image:TheNewSly.jpeg|His new model in action. You can just hear the AAAAAAAAA
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Sly marbo is love. Sly marbo is life.