Editing Tallarn Desert Raiders

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[[File:Tallarn.jpg|300px|thumb|right|If you make a towel-head joke there's a decent chance he'll chop your balls off. However A Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy jokes are fine as always.]]  

The '''Tallarn Desert Raiders''' are an [[Imperial Guard]] regiment in [[Warhammer 40,000]]. They're known for their love of mechanized warfare and guerrilla tactics. They come directly from 1988 POV, whereas the fellajin are the good  ones and the soviet the bad ones (take for reference the ending of <strike>RAMBO III</strike> SLY MARBO 3 where the film was dedicated to the "gallant people of mujaheddin"

They come from Tallarn, an Imperial planet that's pretty much entirely desert. It wasn't always; it used to be a lush, verdant, heavily-forested planet that was considered quite beautiful. But then the [[Iron Warriors]] virus-bombed the shit out of it during the Horus Heresy. This led to the Battle for Tallarn, the largest tank battle in the history of the [[Imperium of Man]]. 

They combine elements of Lawrence of Arabia, the British Desert Rats of WW2, Erwin Rommel, and the various cultures of the Middle East. Thus, they are [[Awesome]]. Slightly less awesome (or more, if you're looking for a reprieve from all the Grimdark) is their being best buddies with the Eldar, which they inexplicably get away with, including maintaining xenos artifacts on their homeworld. 

Also, when a raider dies, his comrades suck the water out of it and put in a storage tank (yet another thing stolen from ''[[Dune]]'', in this case the Fremen culture).

[[File:Tallarn-art.jpg|300px|thumb|left|Tallarn during the Heresy.]]

The Tallarn did the Dorfs proud by digging too deep, finding something black and shiny. As it turns out, this shiny thing was wanted by the Iron Warriors, as it was a Chaos relic would let them accessories. The [[Eldar]] then appeared (specifically those of the Biel-Tan craftworld), and after a few months of fighting they decided to ally against their common enemy. And so, holding the hands of the lesser Mon-Keighs and pinching their asses, they cleansed the world together with the power of friendship. They "exchanged rare promises of friendship", before the Tallarn did the only responsible thing they could with the artifact - cake it in rockcrete and forget about it (well, they did add some sealing rune stones from the Eldar, too).

During one particular campaign, the Tallarns ended up on the wrong end of a Munitorum fuck-up, leaving both their artillery and their tanks without fuel. In response, they dismounted their vehicles, walked the several dozen kilometres to their targets, and massacred them in an enormous cross-fire. The commander was so impressed, the 3 regiments were combined into the 1st Tallarn raiding regiment, and their vehicles given away to other regiments in need of mechanised support.

== Modelling ==

The old metal models are far too expensive, and unvaried, for the average gamer to make an entire army out of them. Newer official art of the Raiders make them almost look like normal Guardsmen but with cloth wrapped around their heads - which PuppetsWar offer with their [http://puppetswar.com/product.php?id_product=277 Desert Troopers Heads]. Forge World used to sell them, but not anymore. 
== Gallery ==
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File:Tallarn Desert Raider Old.jpg| How they used to look.
File:Tallarn Desert Raider New.jpg| How they look now. Also, I think he rolled a one.
File:Tumblr n3xrijV9YZ1tvfheeo5 500.jpg| Art work resembling what the Tallarn look like.
File:Tallarn Trench 1.png| A Tallarn Trooper takes cover in a trench during a firefight.
File:Tallarn Models 1.jpg| Some Tallarn Infantry Models.
File:Tallarn Models 2.jpg| Tallarn Heavy Weapons Teams Armed with Mortars, and Missile launchers.
File:Tallarn Chan.jpg| Tallarn-Chan.
File:Tallarn Laz Cannon.jpg| The Tallarn Las-Cannon Models look amazing.
File:Faith and fury by nicholaskay-d5scn5s.jpg| EMPRAHU AKBAR!!!
File:HammerOfTheEmporer DavidNash.jpg| Makes you wonder how good the AC is in a Leman Russ.
File:Tallarn Chimera.JPG| Standard Tallarn Chimera.
File:Gryphonne IV Vanquisher.jpg| A Tallarn Gryphonne IV Vanquisher
File:TallarnBaneblade.JPG| A Tallarn Baneblade.
File:TallarnSentinel.JPG| A Tallarn Setinel.
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