Editing Warlords

[[File:Warlordz.jpg|355px|right|thumb|<span style='color:green;font-size:115%'>LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I'M DA WARLORD NOW!</span>]]
<span style='color:green;font-size:250%'>'''LIZTEN UP YA GITZ! IT IS TIME TO KRUMP DA IMPERIUM, DA CHAOS GITZ, DA ELDAR PANZIES, DA TAU SKINNIEZ AND DA ZOGGIN BUGZ CAUSE I AM THE WARLORD! BLESSED BY GORK AND MORK'IMSELF! WAAAAAGGHHH!'''</span>

''Not to be confused with [[Warlord]]''

Warlordz are the biggest of the big, the head honcho of an entire Ork empire, the bigwigs of the Greenskins, the [[Alpha Legion|alpha alpha wolf,]] that one big motherfucker of all Ork-kind. These are the guyz you see bossing even [[Warboss|Warbosses]] around. Warlordz are thus fucking huge, as in the size of a fucking [[Rhino|METAL BOX]] huge. Whereas a Warboss may lead a single Ork Warband on a single planet, a Warlord rules over multiple star systems with underling Warbosses acting as advisors. They are the equivalent of fucking [[Ork]] [[Primarchs]] and it shows.

The Warlord consolidates power through cunning, ruthlessness and sheer force of will, bringing together disparate Ork tribes, mobs, and warbands under his banner to serve some greater purpose. Usually, this greater purpose is simply to sweep through star systems to fight as many fights as they can and to collect as much treasure as they can carry. Occasionally, however, such an army turns into a full-blown WAAAGH!, numbering in the hundreds of thousands or even millions of Orks, and can pose a grave threat to even the most strongly fortified Sector or Segmentum (Just look at [[The Beast]] for example). Army upon army will flock to the banner of a prominent Warlord until he commands a horde of terrifying size. Ork Warlordz often command forces so large that they can wipe out entire armies and conquer whole star systems with the greenskinned fury of a WAAAGH! They can successfully face entire Imperial armies, the hordes of the Forces of [[Chaos]], or any other military force in the galaxy. 

An Ork Warlord is always intimidating in his war panoply, as a fierce appearance is essential when ruling with an iron fist. He will claim the lion's share of the spoils of war, even if it means strangling a few Deathskulls [[Lootas]] that have got to them first. Warlords often ride at the head of their armies in clanking great [[Battlewagon|Battlewagons]] or [[Battlefortress|Battlefortresses]] covered in personal glyphs and banners.

Like a Warboss, whenever a Warlord is killed, the largest Ork Nob (Although in this case it will be other Warbosses) in his retinue will take his place, after brutally restoring order among the klan or WAAAGH! and establishing himself as the new Warlord. At times a Warlord's authority may be challenged by his rivals. The outcome of such struggles for power can be resolved in a number of ways. Some Orks prefer low kunnin' (such as assassination or ambush), whilst others will engage in some ritual duel, whether simple brawls, or more elaborate ritual contests such as the famous "Eadbuttin' Kontest" where two Orks keep headbutting one another until one of the contestants passes out from cranial trauma. Among the Orks present in the Jericho Reach, the second option is much preferred, and every Ork settlement in the Reach possesses a fighting pit where the outcome of such challenges can be determined. In fact, many of these pit fights are used as a crude form of Greenskin judicial system, with the outcome of the fight resolving any kind of dispute over loot or position.

==Boss Poles and Trophies==
Orks judge the worth of a Warlord by the quantity and quality of the enemies he has overcome. The Warlords of ages past adorned their thrones and trophy racks with the skulls of their rivals. The modern spacefaring Ork has a far wider range of foes to conquer, and takes great pleasure in twisting off the heads of his hardiest foes and displaying them for all to see. Space Marine helmets usually occupy pride of place on a Warlord's trophy rack (This is because of the rarity of space marine helmets found on 'umies in leadership positions). To display the remains of the finest warriors of Humanity upon a trophy rack is a great testament to a Warlord's prowess and right of leadership. Furthermore, Space Marine helmets come in a variety of bright colours; a real plus for the more ostentatious Warlord. To commemorate past victories over vanquished foes, Warlords will often display a boss pole, a tall pole with a cross arm about a quarter of the way from the top, worn on the Boss' back when he rides into battle. Hung from the boss pole above the Boss' head are a number of banners, pennants, trinkets, gubbins, and skulls of various vanquished enemies.

==Notable Warlordz==
There have been so many Warlordz since the 10,000 years after old [[Emprah|Empy]] was given the boot to the [[Golden Throne|Golden Toilet]]. Here are the most notable examples of Warlordz that plagued or is plaguing the Imperium.

*'''[[The Beast]]''' - The most famous of Orks save for old Thraka, The Beast was a FUCK HUEG Ork even by Warlord standards. He was the size of damned [[Titan]] and was so powerful and intelligent that he even formed [[What|Ork diplomats]] of all things. Heck he was so powerful he went on a joyride strait through [[Holy Terra]], the most heavily defended region in the Galaxy. He was so bad that it even made the [[Iron Warriors]] of all people to feel disgusted. His legacy literally created the [[Ordo Xenos]] and the [[Deathwatch]]. This guy (well, more like guys since he was actually six Orks, long story) was definitely a legend. 
*'''[[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]]''' - The other famous Warlord, and now Prophet of the WAAAGH! by the decree of Gork and Mork themselves. Ghazghkull gained a promotion from Warboss to Warlord after his fun little vacation on [[Armageddon]]. Have a weird [[Weeaboo|Tsundere]] relationship with [[Yarrick]] [[/d/|which creates plenty of disturbing images for]] [[/tg/]]. Is on his way to [[Octarius War|Octarius]] to join the great clusterfuck and krump some Nids.
*'''[[Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter]]''' - While his status might be a bit [[Skub|skubby]], Gorgutz string of getting out of situations have made him sort of a qausi-Warlord in making as he has certain influences over other Nobz and Warbosses from other planets such as Kaurava. Has a habbit of collecting heads on his pointy stikk and escaping impossible situations.
*'''[[Tuska Daemon-Killa]]''' - One of the [[Lulz|lulziest]] Warlordz. Tuska was widely known for going inside a [[Khorne|Khornate]] [[Daemon World]] with his band of merry [[Ork Boy|Boyz]] before raising hell (Quite literally in this sense) on said Daemon World. They all died fighting but Khorne was so impressed that he resurrected Tuska and his gang over and over again in an endless bloodbath. Both sides literally loving the heck out of it and is closest thing 40k has to happy ending.

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