Editing Werewolf: The Apocalypse

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[[Image:Blackdog.jpg|thumb|Playing RPGs does this to you, according to Werewolf.]]

Once commonly thought of as "Furry Captain Planet," the game is much darker than that...read on...if you dare.

==Pretentious Metaplot==
Once upon a time there was Gaia. She created servants to create the Universe. The Wyld was raw creation, the Weaver shaped creation into higher forms of being, and the Wyrm destroyed the leftover bits so the Wyld could keep creating. Only one day, the Weaver got tired of the Wyrm destroying, so it imprisoned the Wyrm. The Wyrm went insane.

So, Gaia creates lots of werecritters to keep the planet in balance: Werebears to heal, weredinos to remember, wereboars to clean up corruption, blahblah. Typical to early WW plot writing, you're first told that only the wolves, the Garou, are the warriors, and they got the idea to lord over everyone else because of that.   Later you find out that they were born to be the teachers, and because "Daddy knows best", they tried to rule over everyone else.  This went about as well as can be expected, especially when one of the shapechanger races is a dedicated assassin role.  In any case, the fight between the shapchangers, the War of [[Rage]], more or less instilled the fear of werecritters into mankind's collective memory.

tl;dr: into the future. The Garou have been derping around, while a mix of mutant humans, evil werewoofs, and a giant captain-planetesque megacorp called Pentex have been destroying the world...for the Wyrm of course. Gaia is dying. Are you a bad enough wolf to save her?  The race of Garou is fading.  Are you smart enough to stop it?  Corruption is spreading everywhere.  Are you quick enough to stop it all?

rtl;fi: It's WW's standard plot of "Your group is losing the war, so whatchu goin' tah do abou' it, bitch?" with otherkin.

==Characters==
Each character can be described fairly quickly with their Breed, Auspice, and Tribe (described below). Each of these has their stereotypes, and even characters that deviate from the norms usually stay fairly similar to what you'd expect. 

Werewolves have a Rank, shoehorning a character level system into Whitewolf's entirely point buy experience system. Rank has a lot of mechanical benefits, and can be used as a way to measure the relative strength of a werewolf in the same manner as the generation statistic of a vampire.  Rank is a socially earned, in character statistic that comes with bunch of mechanical benefits. You gain reputation in werewolf society through your actions, measured mechanically as Glory, Honor, and Wisdom renown. So now you have [[what|four types of exp]] to keep track of. 

==Breeds==
Breed refers to the natural state of a werewolf. Some Garou are 'normally' in human shape, and others not. Werewolves that are sleeping or unconscious always revert to their breed form. Their breed form is the shape they are born in, and are stuck in while they grow up. 

'''Homid''': The result of [[Humanity's_Last_Stand|hot human-werewolf fucking]]. These are almost always the typical player choice. Homid werewolves grew up as regular members of humanity, because apparently the Garou can't keep track of all their kids, and even if they did, most of them don't turn out to be werewolves. Instead, they wait for the kids to go through their first change, inevitably [[rip_and_tear|slaughtering]] their schoolmates, high school sweetheart, best friends, family, or whomever they happen to be around at the time. Remember, this is White Wolf so letting humans know you exist is like, some huge fucking deal... Unless it's a bunch of ticking timebombs you've left scattered through the world because as a dying race it's your [[derp|duty]] to not keep it in your pants. 

'''Metis''': When [[furry|two werewolves love each other very much...]] they end up pretty much fucked. Garou society forbids werewolves to breed with each other. In some tribes or groups the punishment is a harsh shunning, and in others it can be [[grimdark|outright death, with bonus babymurder]]. The reason is, apparently werewolves are so fucking awesome and perfect, that these children are born horribly deformed because of to much concentrated greatness.  These children are born in the half-man, half-wolf, half-knife-factory-inna-tornado warform known as Crinos. Fully grown werewolves in the Crinos shape stand up to ten feet tall, so a baby starts out pretty fucking big. On top of that, they almost always kill their mother as they flip shit and [[twilight|tear their way out of the womb.]] Lovely.
Metis make good warriors though, as long as the fight isn't in the streets of some human city. Even though they're supposed to be anathema, more and more are being produced as the world heads into the end times. There's even some groups of werewolves locked up in a [[slaanesh|constant baby-pumping orgy]], trying to increase their numbers for the last battle of the apocalypse. Too bad [[herp|all Metis are infertile mules.]]

'''lupis''':  Werewolf fucks a regular wolf. It should be noted that the werewolf could easily be one of the Homid breeds, so you can enjoy the great role-playing opportunities present in a [[magical_realm|horrifyingly detailed]] [[furry|bestiality]] scene. Thanks, White Wolf. 

Lupis are born as wolves, and live as such until they change. Even then, while they can take human shape and they aren't as dumb as a typical animal, they're still very wolf-like in thought. This breed is a [[heresy|furry's wet dream]] inside a game that's [[extra_heresy|already a furry's wet dream]].

==Tribes==
There are Thirteen Tribes of Garou, each with their own sort of culture and views of the world. 

'''Black Furies''': A tribe of all-women, save for their male Metis and Kinfolk. Think Amazon-style Matriarchy, and add in the proud warrior culture of the Greeks. Very attuned to the workings of the Wyld. Somewhat unfairly seen as a big ol' bunch of butch lesbians, even in their own tribebook. Quote: "Shit, bitch, we're not ''all'' dykes."  One of the few tribes to have actually seen a little social progress in the last few centuries (I mean, they don't even do ritualistically sacrifice their male kids anymore), but their primary weakness is still a tendency to go off half-cocked at men.

'''Bone Gnawers''': The rats of the city. Homeless and destitute, this tribe fights the Wyrm down in the alleys, gutters, and slums. Notable for being excellent spies and assassins within the cities.  Covers both extremes of impoverished urban dwellers, from the cool, wise old homeless woman who dispenses advice to young runaways to the crazy old man who won't stop killing cats while screaming about the mind-control chemicals Pentex puts into their soda.

'''Children of Gaia''': The only Tribe to have been founded on an act of peace. Their goal is to unite the Garou Nation and prevent infighting, something which is both incredibly logical, given the oncoming end of the world and all, and damn near impossible given the squabbling children running all the other Tribes. Though they do focus on peaceful resolution, they aren't all granola-munching hippies and weak fighters.  They used to bodyguard for great peacemakers like Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela.

'''Fianna''': Very, very Irish old-tyme way. A very proud tribe that celebrates their victories the most fervently, and mourns their losses the most keenly. Great storytellers and fighters alike, they are also a bit bigoted and backward from the views of much of the rest of the Garou Nation, about women, minorities, consent laws, sobriety, you get the picture.  For example, they are simultaneously the most discriminatory towards their Metis and the most likely to create more of them due to their lax sexual mores.  Get along pretty well with Fae, which is unfortunate because of the tonal differences between this one and [[Changeling: The Dreaming]].

'''Get of Fenris''': Essentially Germanic-Viking Werewolves. Abhor weakness and glorify martial prowess above all else. The Get are perceived to be bigoted against women and Metis, though this is untrue; they are only bigoted against those whom they perceive as weak.  Mind, they ''used'' to be bigoted against those groups ''because'' they knee-jerk assumed they were all weak, but they mostly sorted that out after the bloody purge of that group of renegade Get that are literally Nazis.  That swastika on their logo?  It did represent the superiority of one race over another, just in terms of wolf over man before the Nazis stole it.

'''Glass Walkers''': Where the Bone Gnawers take the lower parts of cities, the Glass Walkers take the high life. They have an affinity for technology and are the Garou Nation's most prominent force in the business world.  All the more-Luddite factions think they're hopelessly corrupted by the Weaver but the ''Time of Judgement'' scenario where the Weaver takes center stage as the main villain outright denies it: quite apart from their being careful with that sort of thing, it'd be ''too obvious''.  The Tribes' number one source of wolf-gunfighters and warriors who travel to the spirit plane of the Internet to punch out [[Evony|computer viruses and malware]].

'''Red Talons''': A tribe of only Wolf-born lupis Garou, as they aren't particularly fond of mankind and believe it is the cause of basically every Wyrm-related problem. Some of them eat people, almost all of them want to exterminate us down to pre-Stone Age levels of population.  So notoriously difficult to work with that they've become a common source of in-Tribe villains and are the most commonly-banned Tribe.  Wanting to play one without a ''really'' good concept automatically makes you [[That Guy]].

'''Shadow Lords''': Political masterminds and douche-bags extraordinaire. Their European branch is very Russian, and their Asian branch is very Japanese.  Manipulative control freaks, but surprisingly decent to their Kinfolk and generally okay guys once you get to know them.  While they chafe a little at the Silver Fangs' leadership, they have agreed to loyally serve them so long as they are fit to rule.  It's a pity, then, that the last few Fangs have been crazy, inbred, incompetent assholes, and the Shadow Lords are now considering a coup.

'''Silent Striders''': Travelers and tale-tellers, they were forced from their homelands in Egypt by an ancient and powerful Vampire, who cursed them to never be able to truly rest or settle down with friends and loved ones. They have since become wanderers and the authority on Vamp killing. They've also got a whole big thing to do with ghosts and secret passages through the spirit world. 

'''Silver Fangs''': The natural hereditary leaders of the Garou Nation. Unfortunately, many have been driven insane by the centuries of inbreeding to keep line "pure" and/or an ancient curse from a powerful demon, depending on your edition. Very proud and stringent followers of tradition, though as the metaplot progressed a new, non-crazy, energetic young king started reforming the fuck out of them and bringing the Fangs around to actually do shit.

'''Stargazers''': Basically Buddhist monks, complete with their own shapeshifting martial art. By far the most difficult tribe to roleplay, and so light on actual interesting stuff compared to the others that the new edition literally saw them leaving the Garou Nation to join the Beast Courts.

'''Uktena''': Spirits and secrets are their game. One of the two remaining "Pure" Native American-based tribes, though they're much more reasonable about it than the Wendigo and have been incorporating traditional "indigenous" tribes from all over the world. They practice a dangerous art of trapping wrym-spirits for shits and giggles. 

'''Wendigo''': Anger, ice, and a warrior culture, the Wendigo are the second "Pure" Tribe, and are far less tolerant of the others than the Uktena.  Tough, fierce, and masters of ambush tactics, but also given to cultural posturing and playing misery poker with the whiter Tribes, while studiously pretending nothing ever went wrong before Columbus.  There's this one ''Time of Judgement'' scenario where they infiltrate an nuclear submarine through the Umbra and try to kill millions of whites over a cop shooting Native American protesters - ''before'' the Wyrm corrupts them!

'''White Howlers''': The former proud ancestral Tribe of Scotland, last both alphabetically and because they no longer exist.  During the height of the Garou's power and decadence, the White Howlers discovered the huge and appropriately-ominously-named Black Spiral Labyrinth right smack dab in the heart of their lands.  Due to a combination of the Tribes' then-crazy state of competition and backstabbery and their own hubris, they decided to invade the place.  Not the best idea in the world.  They became the Black Spiral Dancers, evil parodies of Garou twisted and mutated into servants of the Wyrm, [[Chaos]]-style, and some of the modern Nation's deadliest adversaries.  Responses to one guy wanting to play "the last of the White Howlers" were once met with beast-like shrieks of rage and in-book rants about its impossibility, but the 20th anniversary edition included an admission that they'd maybe been a little hard on the poor would-be special snowflakes and a little sidebar about how to do it.  

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